Promethean Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFIxrk7_rpE
ᵖʳᵒᵖᵉʳᵗʸ ᵒᶠ /ᵇʳᶦᵗ/ & ᶜᵒ⋅
cara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5HdT4qB7_Q
>nigger
>>73137343
why didnt you post for ages
>get £24,000 in parking tickets
>go to court
>judge tells you to pay them
>say it's against your human rights
>get let go
>>73137365
hello nigger
the "g"f
>>73137400
hello liam
>>73137395
work now so i'm not here most dweekdays
emily bloom
opinions etc?
>>73137422
whats your job?
>>73137397
look at this cheeky bint
would love to shag her and then lay the smackdown for being a cunt desu
>>73137343
ugly belly button
>>73137397
£24k is a bit fucking ridiculous, especially since she sounds like a bit of a povvo in the first place
Did she get let off?
>>73137453
its not shit but i also don't want to get bullied
>>73137458
rent boy
everything i eat is usually so plain so bland so boring
i'm looking for a tour de force in my mouth not tasteless filler
>>73137425
average slav slag
the gf and her sister, the other gf x
>>73137423
want to gape her asshole open as wide as it will go, press my face into it and scream as loud as I can inside.
>>73137462
No, but she's got no money and lives with her dad, what the fuck are they going to do to make her pay them?
>>73137532
>asshole
fuck off yank
>>73137397
good girl.
pay parking is just extortion from cheapskate landlords
If you can't stop smoking weed, boozing, jerking off, overeating, whatever... You're not truly free. That dosen't mean you're a loser. But none of those things improve your life. They just keep you stuck in the same loop you're in right now.
When you were young, you found things that made you happy and pursued them. The dopamine you got from real friends, relationships, sports, and goals was your reward for doing it. Maybe you got your heart broken. Maybe you lost your job. Whatever the reason, you took something that gave you false happiness. And it made you feel good. Real good. So you did it again. And again. For months. Years.
And while you were busy making false happiness, you forgot how to make real happiness. So you have another hit. You stuff your face with flaming hot garbage and jerk off into the bag. You lose another month. You lose another year.
Addiction is dehumanizing. It takes away all motivation to get out and succeed. "Why should I put in all that work when I can just jack off and play video games? They make me happy!" Because it's not happiness. It's an unearned drip of dopamine. It doesn't matter if your Orc is doing high level raids. It's not real. There is no true reward for anything you don't earn. The struggle we go through is what makes success so sweet. That is real.
I challenge each of you. Drop a habit. The rewards are real. And once you learn how to look at your life objectively and overcome your faults THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN'T ACCOMPLISH. There's a man inside of you that's been beaten down, sedated, and forgotten. But he's still here. You are still here. Let that count for something. Show the world what you're really capable of.
If you don't feel like you can do it on your own, it's ok to seek help. There are a number of resources available to help ending addiction. Find one that works for you. However you go about it is up to you, but take whatever steps you need to get started. Take back your life.
>>73136540
chortling at all the boneless meat sacks going mad at how "BASED XDD" this is
just realized my asshole is light pink colored
>>73137458
need to make her my gf
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/635yzn/comment/dfrkh2p
THEY'RE TAKING OUR FUCKING MEMES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Opinion on liam?
>>73137204
don't get this scenario at all, heard on the radio 20 twenty people have been arrested in relation to the incident. So 20 people went up to one of the many many thousands of brown people in london, found out he's a refugee and then took turns beating him? nah. dodgy.
>>73137609
Don't care
FOB2 'dit
>>73137609
Boring Cunts
Been taking some 10/10 poos lately
Not even memeing
hmmm yes the north
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4374796/Footage-shows-moments-dogs-shot-attacking-shoppers.html
>>73137580
russia is so impotent it's just sad when they try to protect power especially these cringey meme "jokes"
>>73137687
pics
>>73137609
it's from hot fuzz you muroon
æsc > ahss > arse > ass > ehhsss
>tfw janny is a cute grill and her way of flirting is reporting you
>>73137548
she should get a short jail sentence, you can't knowingly break laws and get away with it because you're a runt
>>73137687
been taking some real rabbit dropping ones lately. Quite like it, they're very modular and low commitment, i never have a poo hanging half way out of my bumhole
>>73137548
sell her car?
>>73137580
i dont get it
>spent about half an hour carefully reviving a bee i found by giving it syrup to drink
>watch him slowly move around more and more regaining strength
>starts buzzing and crawling about on the floor
>goes under the couch
> for fucks sake
>lift the couch up, can't see it
>CRUNCH, he died when I put the couch back
>>73137702
what about ayass like the angry video game nerd says
>>73137734
Wonder what her cunt looks like?
>>73137687
good a BIG LONG one yesterday
good colour, strong uniform shape, clean release, but VERY painful
business idea: increase funding for cooking lessons at schools
why do all the tryhard masculine lads on /fit/ have hairless bodies?
>>73137462
all she has to do is ask them to prove the spot was worth 24k in that time.
>Sargon of Akkad makes $4,400 a month off Patreon and Youtube ad revenue
>all for getting sent silly SJW articles and laughing at them
fuck you
Here's the policy the world needs to adopt:
For every non Muslim the goat fuckers kill, we incinerate 1 million muslims in a random city with nuclear weapons.
No more fucking around.
We just incinerate the fucks and take turns doing it.
>>73137772
virginal
>>73137769
æsc = that
i wish emily blunt would step on my bollocks
absolute state of essex
>>73137795
I'm not sure we should wait around
>>73137795
Do you have a newsletter i can subscribe to?
>>73137768
A true patrician ending would've been that he stung you
Not out of anger, but out of love and self sacrifice
And with his dying breath, he whispers into your ear
"rosebud"
Get it? Because he's a a bee
>>73137795
I'm pretty sure Build-a-Bear Workshop is the front for some sort of cult.
wish kate beckinsale would eviscerate my bollocks off the face of the earth
>>73137840
NEED emily blunt to suck tenderly on my recently clean shaven supple lightly powdered testicles
>>73137852
>brits in charge of naming things
>>73137768
>couch
FOY
>>73137795
>reddit spacing
FOR
>>73137865
très amusant
>>73137893
>clean shaven
bender
>>73137894
>yanks LITERALLY have like 50 Birminghams in their country
s m h
Fuck's sake she deleted me
going to do a 'cide sometime in my life
>>73137894
Emma Watson lives there
Seriously
For real
actually a bit nervous by the prospect my mate's gf might indoctrinate my gf into joining some kind of depraved bisexual kink cult
>>73137795
Goodbye London, Goodbye France, Goodbye the Queens underpants xD
There's a certain je ne sais quoi to this thread
I shave my balls with a straight razor
prog trance and mdma
Said to a girl "so how much useless small talk am I going to have to use before I get nudes" and got nudes straight away hahaha
>>73137940
she was in my city last weekend
eating pork in solidarity with london and st petersburg
>>73137958
madman
off to depilate the bum crack
entering search queries into the 'seek
NEED cheryl cole to grind my bollocks into a fine dust
if you don't reply to this, these will grow in your mouth tonight
>>73137936
might do this and see how it works out
>>73137965
catfish
>>73137940
quite fitting
(because she's a poo)
i dont shave my pubic hair because I never fuck anyone haha
Josie is a talented writer
Oh
Well imagine
As I'm facing the pews in a church corridor and I can not help to hear
And I can not help to hear an exchanging of words
>>73137936
>>73137995
what was your reply gonna be if she said no/yes/haven't tried?
>>73138001
this tbph
Raiding farms and ritually slitting livestock's throats in support for our marginalised Muslim brethren
>>73137998
this was a grill on snapchat who has a pretty big ig following, needed to know my ig first so I wasn't catfishing her I think haha
>>73138013
Regretted it immediately after sending so would have gone with:
'Just kidding, how was your weekend?'
Theresa May and Jeremy corbyn are fucking jokes, your only strong leader is fucking Scotsh creasing myself at you lot
what happens here
>>73137958
Same, but mine is a blunt stick
that'll be $1200 a month please
>>73138012
Its "no i can not" in line 4
>>73138062
catalonian independence when?
>>73138062
Our PM has more balls than yours lad
>>73138066
tourists, boats, beaches along most of that coast
>>73138066
gays and poofs and benders
>>73138053
that's gay and boring tho
>>73138069
giz a hit then
>>73138066
bumming
Aussies have lost their touch over the last year.
>>73137936
You used my response nice one
pay up piggies
>>73138066
>Washington
President lives there
>>73138094
Sorry x
Sunderland boss David Moyes will be asked by the Football Association to explain himself after telling a BBC reporter she might "get a slap".
After his side's draw with Burnley on 18 March, Moyes was asked by Vicki Sparks if the presence of owner Ellis Short had put extra pressure on him.
He said "no" but, after the interview, added Sparks "might get a slap even though you're a woman" and told her to be "careful" next time she visited.
>>73138062
moving to Plumpton
Genuinely wouldn't be surprised if I never had sex again desu
>>73138111
Funnily enough I'm trying to shag, not impress /brit/
>>73138095
I am Catalonian lmao, Scottish independence soon lmfao
woah just realised fosters home for imaginary friends is about a schizophrenic
>>73138160
>moyes
>>73138173
PHWOAR
not fair
>>73138144
howling
>>73138173
what would happen if I went up and slapped her arse
>>73138173
That is ace.
How can you spend 600 quid on a bottle of wine
5 quid bottle gets you just as drunk
>>73138184
Scottish government doesn't have the power to call a referendum sweetie
>>73138144
Lmao
Legitimately uncanny
>>73138215
electric chair, for the crime of being a virgin
>>73138160
>neglecting the fact that both parties were laughing during the interchange and it was nothing but a bit of a banter
Really hate BBC desu, completely ruining all of the fun in sport.
Hows life in ohio
tinder tips? just broke up with the gf of 5 years, havent used a dating site since OKC was the hot thing
>>73138173
abysmal ankle mobility
>act more like a virgin now than I did when I was actually a virgin
>>73138253
really good thanks
the goal
post her previous twitter pic pls, ta x
>>73138001
do women really prefer it shaved?
>>73138253
ohai :3 o!
>>73138230
this
if I wanted something for flavour I'd have a fizzydrink
>>73138251
only an autistic rees-mogg supporter would find the exchange anything other than uncomfortable
>>73138180
>trying to shag
>ask her if she likes rimming
>>73138265
me too. completely lost all my skill. literally a born-again virgin
>>73138253
Oh hi! haha
>>73138270
She's kind of c- ommunist. Sad!
>>73138272
they prefer it trimmed.
>>73138233
Like that will stop them, your cunt Prime minister is fucked mate
im such a manchild lads
i'm very sick lads
have been for months
one thing after another
>>73138342
why
business idea: become a High Tory, do a gender studies course in Uni
>>73138342
PFM you reprobate
I'm a C++ ommunist
>>73138372
fucking grim bolt on tits
>>73138338
As I said, it will
>>73138350
what with
legitimately a funny and informative article
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2015/12/08/birth-control-makes-women-unattractive-and-crazy/
>>73138383
maybe its because I'm a 90s man but there is something about blatantly unrepentant bimbos that gets me going sometimes
>>73138409
why's she trying to strangle her cock
>>73138338
I hope they succeed in gaining independence. Be ace if all the twats who hate England so much got sent back.
>shartbart
why woild ahyone consume this rag
>>73138432
>her cock
absolute state of yanks
>>73138350
me too
constantly either anaemic or hypoglycaemic atmo
>>73138423
Is she wearing a downlight on her belt? Is that to illuminate her penis?
haven't had a cigarette in like 36 hours
>>73138404
How dense are you? Please study politics you daily mail reading trogolodyte
>>73138409
why is her strapon so small?
>>73138443
yea its rubbish
does britain have no decent right-leaning news sources?
we have some great ones here, Globe and Mail is always on the ball
>>73138423
reddit as fuck post holy shit kill yourself
>>73138407
eye infection > food poisoning > tooth infection > now i have the flu
>>73138350
At least you're not suffering from lung cancer which has metastasised to your brain and lymph nodes like me.
>>73138453
assault weapons are illegal in school, fucking drooling retard
>breitbart
>>73138468
keep at it, you're almost through the worst of it
>>73138251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swwkLkTGOEg
its alright but i reckon the "even though youre a woman" part landed flat. was clearly intended as banter
>>73138468
are you quitting?
>>73138453
statistically speaking, half of the children pictured in that are minorities
smth to consider x
>>73138512
>>73138530
i'm not quitting
>>73138504
Wow, does making them illegal really stop people taking them there?
>>73138504
Literally not the point of that image, fucking drooling retard
>>73138423
It's a bloke
>>73138507
what's wrong with breitbart
>>73138503
reckon i'm on my way
>>73138443
plenty of people read Huffington Post, Salon, Vox, The Independent, Slate and Vice and they're of a similar quality standard as Breitbart.
legitimately the only reason Breitbart gets a bad press is because the mainstream media doesn't like it. It's a lot more reliable than the Daily Express, Daily Mail or Infowars.
might spark a zoot
Wish I was in my early 20s in the 1990s desu
>raves
>people weren't obsessed with social media
>Oasis
>Britain was still mainly white
>blackpill wasn't even on the horizon
>tradition and family were almost still a thing
>>73138503
r u ded?
>>73138540
if you're already 36 hours off them maybe youshould. like i said, almost done with the worst
Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
>>73138540
good lad
>>73138423
theyre gr8 https://www.reddit.com/r/BoltedOnAsians/
>>73138570
>Britain was still mainly white
Who wants to tell him?
>>73138453
the tree of Muh Freedoms must be watered with the blood of innocents
>>73138543
what a great analogy for what would happen if we outlawed guns nationwide
>>73138549
>we ban dodgeball but not assault weapons!
>we ban red riding hood burt not assault weapons!
do you know what an assault weapon even is?
>>73138575
Basically zero chance I'll see next year.
>>73138409
me on the right
>what's wrong with breitbart
>canadian men
>>73137320
Tfw you will never be born in Somerset
>>73138555
When the only people you know who read it are /pol/ runtoids you can make some assumptions
>>73138555
it's very shallow journalism and i say this as a closeted alt-rightist
i don't know where else to turn for right wing news though and it does seem to reach the mindless drones that makeup 99% of our population so it's alright
>>73138570
>raves
>tradition and family
hmmmm
>>73138570
>Oasis
shit reason
>>73138553
its a girl
>>73138568
yes and those are all rags as well you fucking mong.
*reclines comfortably in chair and muses over the FT*
>>73138595
PROVE IT
>>73138623
>toaster steve
what a thread that was
>the 90s
Farmfoods: The Decade
>>73138601
whoa...that's a big guy
>>73138607
what are you gonna do with yourself?
>>73138453
do you actually think children can legally purchase assault rifles you stupid fucking fat cunt
>>73138623
ancient toast
>>73138604
The point is other people using them to shoot the children not the children bringing them into schools and accidentally shooting themselves
>>73138607
any plans before you shuffle off?
>>73138642
>mint
screaming
>>73138630
literally just drudge
he just lists the facts
>>73138654
What does this even mean? I hate this fucking website
might try to stay sober for a few weeks desu
>>73138570
nah early-mid 2000s would have been comfiest
>>73138453
>peaceful minorities
>white oppressors have guns
makes me (((think)))...
Red Hot Chili Peppers
>>73138665
Nothing I can do, I've accepted it.
reminder that /pol/ is less biased than the BBC
>>73138680
howling
>>73138703
overrated
>>73138580
i don't want to quit permanently but i'd like to cut down a bit especially during the week
>>73138587
cocaine or mdma
>>73138691
is that really an achievement for normies? lmao. not had any alcohol since 2010
>>73138672
fucking illiterate dickhead it says banned in america
might try to be perpetually drunk for a few weeks
anyone else ever feel like this?
>>73138703
please dont strip my mind
might try to keep my arsehole free of willies for a few weeks
>>73138724
ya but what are you gonna do in the months before you die?
>>73138682
how is that like dodgeball? are people bringing in dodgeballs to schools?
Eating chive and cheese sandwich filling straight out of the tub
>>73138732
depends on the setting
REALLY can't tell if I want to be:
Ripped
A druggy
Married
Single
Always sober and calculated
Always out enjoying myself and not caring about caring
>>73138750
turtlemong is kino
>The 1920s: M&S
>The 1930s: Waitrose
>The 1940s: Tesco
>The 1950s: John Lewis
>The 1960s: Sainbury's
>The 1970s: Asda
>The 1980s: Morrisons
>The 1990s: Iceland
>The 2000s: Farmfoods
Now watch me whip
>>73138740
it's literally meaningless you stupid cunt
kitchen knives are legal in america, cars are legal in america, are you going to throw a shit fit about them?
>>73138488
The Torygraph has some good pieces but they fucked it up by introducing premium articles, now every columnist wants those sweet e-shekels. Might make the site less clickbaity though.
The Times is also decent time-to-time. Very centre-right though, hardly any sense of Rorke. It's what you would call John Major: The paper.
Best right-wing outlet out there is The Spectator though.
Cancerwanker loves his cancer
london underground seems a bit scary
how do we know all those victorian tunnels won't collapse?
>>73138732
MDMA us a better high but fucks up your brain a lot, lot more
>>73138779
Post on 4chan
>>73138812
great post
2010's: home bargains
Capitalism and Christianity are incompatible.
>>73138812
I took the farmfoods pill too
>>73138812
NEED a bored continental gf
>>73138839
The Tube gets more infrastructure funding/year than all the railways outside London combined
>>73138839
You dont, thats half the fun
>19th-20th centuries
Autism: the era
>>73138837
Spectator subscriber here
What what what
How do you lads feel about Matthew Jones's death?
>>73138888
Horrendous post
>>73138888
why is homer moving but the doughnut isn't
have the urge to lick someone's arsehole
>>73138860
Home Bargains is unironically a very good shop desu. Lots of great deals to be had.
>I read newspapers
Third eye literally crusted over
>>73138822
>comparing knives and cars to assault riffles
not replying to you again since you can't seem to understand there's a difference between tools used primarily for killing and tools/machines that make our lives easier in society belonging on our streets
Judaism: Capitalism
Christianity: Socialism
Islam: Third Way Radical Centrism
What's the best JAV lads?
>>73138860
2020's: Halal cornershop 'markets'
>>73138856
solid way to go
hope you get better though
>i post images from my computer on an imageboard and add text to accompany said picture
>>73138912
litearlly who
This thread isn't even Tesco. May have to derank it to Spar.
>>73138928
*sneers at you over my copy of Oceans of Dharma Daily*
Are people's personalities dictated by the way they look?
>>73138992
An Aussie who died at Mount Everest.
>having halal food available in your town
honestly just sad at this point
>>>/r9k/36000000
good lad
>[picture of a 12 year old girl spreading her arsehole open with a cheeky grin on her face .jpg ]
>>73138981
Are these real people?
>>73138981
lad on the left is looking pretty good ngl
just needs to lose a bit of weight
business idea: BOGOF (You)s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMvUfNOXXgU
dharma mentioned
finna do a wank
>>73139004
sainsbury's tier post
>>73138955
depends what you're into
>>>/r9k/36000000
/britfeel/ got a get
>>73139031
how did you hear about it
>>73139048
'ce
Jury service tomorrow. Day off work, unpaid but still a day off.
>>73138964
I won't but thanks
>>73139063
anaru
>>73139041
Hard to find non-halal stuff in the ol' brum these days
>>73139045
Great get
no gf
>>73139045
nice
what does having a gf feel like
>>73139088
/brit/ haha
>>73139021
partly. one's self-image is almost entirely derived from our interactions with others, so if you live your entire life with everyone telling you you're ugly, your repertoire of behaviours is going to be modeled after what you perceive ugly people should do
>>73139063
niggers fucking young tiny 18 year old jap girls. what is my best bet?
>>73139088
dare you to post all the trial gossip here desu. Promise i wont call the Policemans
>>73139041
>he doesn't want more choice
KYS Inshallah
>>73138915
>muh liberal nationalism and spooky political wank: the centuries
third eye wide shut
>tfw you will never be a Citizen of Rome living in one of the provinces and owning a modestly successful farm worked by several slaves
>ywn be a Roman trader travelling across the silk road to Bactria
>ywn be an Atlantic Roman sailor whom accidentally discovers the American coast while following the fish migrations
>>73139088
what do you do in jury? do you decide if the person goes to prison or not#?
>>73139131
I've got one
It doesn't help.
>All those triggered JFs on the /britfeel/ get
Our Brad doing the Nightly Show, shite guests though
>>73139200
ya basically
it's a serious affair
This thread is full of fucking Tory toffs that unironically shop at Sainsbury's we need a working class general
>>73139192
>more choice
halal literally restricts what you can eat
it is limiting your choices
>>73139200
Absolutely no idea lad. Probably won't even get picked but I have to attend. Hope I get a free lunch out of it, might be something warm and tasty.
>>73139088
Couldn't you get out of it?
Also don't they pay you lost wages?
>>73139227
thats a bit shit then
can be completely biased
>>73139230
>>73139243
Oh you haven't even been selected yet?
They won't give you lunch, but they'll reimburse you for the Tesco meal deal
>>73139078
It just happened. God's will, I guess.
Can someone fucking do this Canadian in
>>73139229
/brit/ is a working class general
*fucking does this canadian in*
>>73139229
You're a Spaniard
Michael Moore is a bit of a wanker desu, but I actually enjoy his documentaries.
>>73139276
[music plays]
>>73139260
>Couldn't you get out of it?
Probably if I cared enough. But as I say I would much rather do jury service than work.
>>73139293
Hope this is untrue; I eat tesco meal deals every day and hate them.
>>73139322
no you dont
>>73139332
>>73139332
>>73139332
STRICTLY NO POSHOS
>>73139229
>tory toff
fuck off cunt i'm a champagne socialist
>>73139229
/brit/ is a lower middle class general and we all shop at Tesco
canadians think they run this board
I reckon they need to be taken down a peg or two
>>73139310
I hear far too many Tory voices here
>>73139351
>>73139357
hmmmm
post choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPly3e12ca8
>>73138085
accurate
>>73138173
She's going to be a real plumper once her teenage metabolism starts slowing.