ITT Things you don't understand about England and its people

the level of inbreeding

>>73132322
The food desu, fish and chips and eel pie, wtf.

Why they like to be drunk

their genetics

>>73132322
why they're so great

>>73132322
The misplaced, almost delusional arrogance that they all display

>>73132363
it's good stuff
but anyway due to having infertile land compared to a lot of mainland Europe we evolved to be unfussy eaters

>>73132322
why they're god's greatest creation

>>73132818
wat the fuck you gonna do about it, clogboi

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>>73132818
>>73132882

>>73132818
This
>Lol yanks are so dumb

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Us Americans understand enough about them

>>73132818

This. It disturbs me

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>>73132960
*beats you to a proper pulp*

>>73132322
Why they hate white Poles but have become an Arab Muslim country..
Oh wait..
I think I get it

>>73132322
balconing

>>73132363
fish and chips is spanish and it's good

>>73132818
Well of course it confuses you. Your people have 0 national pride.

>>73132856
Wtf is this nonsense. Nothing wrong with the land. It's the industrial Revolution and massive urbanisation that fucked up your cuisine.

>>73132818
this

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Their love of toast sandwiches.

why they're so stoopid

why they don't have major cities on the coast, or any emblematic monuments.
It's like it's not even an island, the pictures you see of britain never have see in them

>>73134721
also the chip butty

>>73136004
the cities were built in land incase of an attack, a city by the sea makes it an easier target

>>73132322
why they seem so smug and sarcastic when I talk to them

>>73132363

Never had eel pie, but I'm sure it's better than it sounds

And fish and chips are great, mate, greasy enough to make you feel I'll afterwards

>>73136004
>what is Liverpool
>what is Bristol

>>73136220

Yeah what is Liverpool and Bristol?

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>>73136220
liverpool i

why is easier to understand them singing than talking, usually it's the opposite with every other nationality


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ob6lr0TbHI

>>73136004
>>73136132
and Cardiff

>>73136958
Because singing basically removes our thick regional accents

>>73132322
the hype about "the english lads" whenever there's the WC

>>73132322
How do they not realise they're that basically like that kid in school who tries desperately to mimic the most popular kid (america), while just embarrassing themselves among their true equals

Why they can't handle their alcohol

>>73132363
Mostly meme food for the lower classes. They've been cribbing from the French for almost a thousand years now and much of their current disgusting shit came around (or was revived from the middle ages) as a result of rationing during WWII.

>>73138971
>for the lower classes
Most of the country is working class, I mean you make it sound like they're a minority they make up this nation. My grandparents and my uncle are middle class but my parents and myself are working class, does that even make sense?
That is the truth

their irrationnal hate of the french

>>73132818
THIS
Holy shit they are so arrogant

>inb4 le arrogant french meme
I never understood where that meme came from and why we don't say the same about the brits

how can they like pakis and nigerians so much

>>73138971
>cribbing from the french
this is simply not true

>>73139452
we don't desu

>>73139452
They see them as pets and are sympathetic to them because they think they come from nothing and are like stray dogs you keep around to feed table scraps to(mainly the virtue signalling middle class).
Polish however are seen as competitors to the working class, I hope I've enlightened you 110% truth I have given you
t. knower

>>73139490
Yes it is. Go look at pre-war cookbooks and pre-war menus.

the concentration of anal annihilation in this thread is approaching dangerous levels

Do you count England citizens of mostly Scottish and Irish ancestry as English?

>>73140091
yes

>>73139318
We don't have irrational hatred for the French, only banter them.

>>73133350
>fish and chips is spanish
What the fuck are you talking about

>>73138971
war rationiong was hard for everyone, not just for them

>>73139409
Because the Brits can take a joke.

>>73132322
Their beer. The way they it's poured triggers the FUCK out of me. The bartender usually puts the tap inside the fucking beer and then leaves a tiny layer of foam. The foam should be two fingers, you bunch of barbarians

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>>73132322

meal deals

alri lads

>>73132322
why they let all those muslims in

>>73144339
Yeah, but the bongs never got over it.

>>73144678
300 years ago the brown people of places like india were asking why let in all those whiteys

it's only fair

>>73144575
>tfw greggs don't have crisps in the meal deal anymore but at least you can get a free sausage roll with a student card

>>73144755
There's an entire generation and a half that still have that mindset. It's weird.

>>73134721
I'm British and even I didn't know we do that!

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That'll be half a million pounds plus stamp duty.

>>73134721
The more I think about this the more I want to try it

>>73132818
thats only the english, the scots and welsh arent like that

>>73144805
>greggs
fuck off southerner

>>73145138
>the scots and welsh arent like that

Because they're never been important or relevant.

>>73145213
(it's funny because i'm not even english)

>>73144805

>going for a sausage roll instead of a chicken bake or sausage and bean melt

mate...

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>>73145095
it goes well with a side of toast

>>73145273
I don't make the deals kiddo

>>73144530
That's how it's poured here too you mongolod.

>>73145213
>Southerners will never know the delight of a proper pie

>>73136220
Plus Portsmouth and Southampton.

>>73132322
Why do you have this moral laws about porn? Some of them are really stupid