cara
>4 posts early
>>73130328
>edition in the subject field
mong
could honestly figuratively and literalively decimate anyone of you little runts from head to to toe in a matter of nanoseconds
>>73130332
6 seconds. Fucking impressed lad.
>>73130274
is this an ad for zinc supplements?
feel like pure shit just want her back
>>73130379
I've seen better
>>73130379
its a bot
>Donald trump is going to be the president who has to deal with NK becoming a nuclear power
Haha looks like it's over lads
>>73130378
doubt it.
t. rex
wearing white
wahey unironically gonna be homeless in a week lads hahaha
>>73130430
i'm not a bot that fuck the eu guy wouldn't give me his
anime
>>73130328
>>73130332
how is that even possible
dont come to barnstaple if you dont want your jaw vaporised
Have a female friend that doesn't even have the concept of too much information
Excerpt of a conversation this morning. Her in the green
>Hey, how are you?
I'm okay, you?
>Not good, my period started today
Like, that's on the list of things I didn't need to know.
might quit 4chan forever tommorow and just watch anime until I see if im accepted to uni
>>73130439
Maybe, maybe not. He's only President while he's still alive....
wearing black
>>73130467
oversensitive cunt
Men
>got super drunk last night
>woke up with cuts all over my arm
>>73130334
yeah but me writing a blog about it is preaching to the converted in a sense. If I put in a comment in the comment-section, people who read the article but got distracted by the pictures and the headline can maybe come to their senses.
I've seen people calling for shooting at refugees and at protesters in the express comment section, bit surprised by their moderation..
>>73130439
*north korea does another one of it's almost yearly missile tests that end up with absolutely nothing happening but get reported on by every news site*
*trump sees it on fox news, buys into the hype and actually nukes north korea*
ah yes the romanian bender sits here posting gay shit 24/7
>>73130489
>>73130424
No you haven't
>>73130513
good
>>73130461
what happened with the date you didn't say
>>73130485
Would rather not know when a mild acquaintance is bleeding from her cunt to be honest with you, Hans
>>73130470
>accepted into uni
fuck off underage runt
I don't want your body
But I hate to think about you with somebody else
*arrives in Barnstaple*
wew what a shithole this place is
>>73130378
i'd fkn stab u cunt
>>73130404
Tell us more.
although the years past by the mean age here is probably still underage 16-19 runts
feelsbad lads
>>73130569
would lap up her cum desu
>mark zuckerberg's daughter is called max
>>73130568
kys benny grabbing runt
>>73130467
>Have a female friend
fuck off normie
>>73130606
polls indicate that its about 20/21
>>73130605
Like that episode of Fresh Meat with the mexican, I am the mexican
>>73130569
Was wearing my 3d glasses and that cum made me jump
Food for thought lads.
PS. Do it!
The issue is complex though - certainly far more complex than any trans person will admit to, and more complex than the liberal narrative would suggest.
I'll speak from my own example - getting to a point where you consider transitioning your gender takes YEARS. In my case I reached such a low point, that taking some form of action was needed.
I won't wax lyrical on it, because lets face it mental illness is a huge downer! But to paint a brief picture - extremely depressed, anxious, bulimic, isolated, overwhelmed with shame, had confided in no-one - felt like I could confide in no-one without being rejected or abandoned, suicidal ideation that was amplifying. Basically by any objective measure in a fucked up way - psychologically speaking, and young enough to not really understand the right way to address it, so it just got worse.
Eventually decided I had to do something - met with psychiatrists who specialise in gender identity disorders - was diagnosed transexual, and transitioned, hormones, name change, social change etc. (though no surgery)
The interesting thing is that this - did actually - address practically everything I was dealing with. Depression went, bulimia went, any thoughts of suicide gone, became a far happier and more sociable person. More confident, capable. Instead of being rejected by people, the opposite happened. Self-esteem way higher, got a good job. Really on almost every level I became a much more functional and mentally well member of society - with the exception of anxiety, my experience is that estrogen increases those tendancies, and I still had it, but to an easily manageable degree.
My point with this is to basically explain that on some level it can work.
However
What also happened, once all of that was swept away, was I came to consider that maybe I was in a fucked up way before doing so, and on some level it is inauthentic
>>73130658
/brit/ is a normie general
might get a dangly earring
>>73130672
the colour of that cock is disgusting
on my 15th pint
Images of three people have been released by police investigating the "brutal" attack of a teenage asylum seeker at a bus stop in London.
>>73130699
nope
>>73130332
This 2bh
>>73130699
>>73130644
it'll make the ftm transition just that much easier
>>73130673
Didn't quite get it t bh
>>73130719
bit of a head on that
Just watched the first episode of Attack on Titan S2 lads, forgot it came out this month
was pretty good lads
As methane is an unstable gas, its presence indicates that there must be an active source on the planet in order to keep such levels in the atmosphere.
The existence of life in the form of microorganisms such as methanogens is among possible, but as yet unproven sources. Methanogens do not require oxygen or organic nutrients, are non-photosynthetic, use hydrogen as their energy source and carbon dioxide (CO2) as their carbon source, so they could exist in subsurface environments on Mars.[117] If microscopic Martian life is producing the methane, it probably resides far below the surface, where it is still warm enough for liquid water to exist.[118]
feel so alone and melancholy lads, ok I completely distanced myself from anybody who even remotely resembled a friend but still haha
might skip the country
>>73130776
normie twat: the anime
>>73130729
White man right in the centre.
why dont brits do meth?
kind of miss janny now
lads, got enough in my savings to purchase a plane ticket to pretty much anywhere and live with moderate ease for a month
where should I go? I still have a valid visa for China but I'd rather not go there again
remember when janny was so mad he would delete posts he didn't like and ban anyone that called him out
good times
>>73130821
that's yanks and aussies
never even heard about it here
>>73130799
May I interest you in my post above?
Here is a relevant excerpt. I know how you feel anon. I love you. You matter.
>Eventually decided I had to do something - met with psychiatrists who specialise in gender identity disorders - was diagnosed transexual, and transitioned, hormones, name change, social change etc. (though no surgery)
>The interesting thing is that this - did actually - address practically everything I was dealing with. Depression went, bulimia went, any thoughts of suicide gone, became a far happier and more sociable person. More confident, capable. Instead of being rejected by people, the opposite happened. Self-esteem way higher, got a good job. Really on almost every level I became a much more functional and mentally well member of society - with the exception of anxiety, my experience is that estrogen increases those tendancies, and I still had it, but to an easily manageable degree.
>>73130799
you're not stephen fry faggot
>>73116623
>>73116623
>>73130785
Obviously fake cock desu
>>73130782
>>73130867
egoraptor really let himself go
Ah yes, the Midwest
>>73130776
There's not really that much to look forward to this season. There's 2 big reveals (which happen at the same time in the same place) with action immediately following that but probably nothing as hype as Levi + squad + Mikasa vs Annie in S1.
>>73130853
I do not remember this occuring but it sounds very unlikely as this janny individual sounds very professional and an overall positive addition to the community
>t. Mr. Jan E. Tor
>>73130926
planet piss?
>>73130867
thank god they blurred out his junk
before and after
JANNY COME BACK
really furious at the amount of knobs, willies, dicks, cocks, junk, benises, shafts, phalluses, members, tools, johnsons, penises and bellends that are STILL in this thread
>>73130980
it's what a world with ammonia based life would look like
all earth life is based on carbon
> I pray to JANNY
>>73130957
really want to just drive around the states for a couple of months at some point of my life
>>73130926
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_on_Titan
Nitrogen atmosphere and methane lakes desu
Actual question asked on a form at a dentist in America
I want to live in a big American house.
>>73131077
Looks shit
had been building up my immunity to willies by looking at pictures of gradually larger ones but the past few threads have completely thrown me off
>>73131149
>square feet
>>73131086
yeah I was just reading that and this article
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypothetical_types_of_biochemistry
>>73130332
That's actually a nice picture of her
business idea: buy a 1998 land cruiser for £2000 and drive to china
>>73131149
i would rather live in a big European one (as I currently am)
>>73131177
I thought Aussies used feet too, aren't you Anglos?
got some massive dork glasses lads
also found out i have astigmatism in my right eye
Redpill me on the World War Z book
steeping some tea x
Sucked my first willy today lads :D
>>73130957
central illinois?
lads im looking to get my jaw vapourised. Any ideas where I should go for this?
>>73131245
Something about 2chan posters win the war
high as fuck my bitch is making me a sandwich
>>73131245
its better than the film. genuinely enjoyed reading it and i have read over 9000 books
>>73131317
lyon lad?
>>73131270
good lad
thoughts?
>>73131245
pretty good tbqh, filled with stereotypes though
>>73131278
wakefield
>>73131329
paristan
*farts on your face*
>>73131330
wasn't bad. Not gay though
>>73131366
is paris good for jfs?
>>73131245
Bit childishly written
Didn't finish it
Better than the film although that's not really a noteworthy accomplishment
>>73131348
been there. thought it was a shit hole but did not get any part of me vapourised (though i did get my dick sucked by a lass called Amy)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyhuUlV7Luw haaard choon
>>73131386
if you already know someone yes
>>73131383
yeh fair enough
did you swallow the cummies?
>>73131245
The abridged audiobook is comfy as FUCK
>exercises my white privilege
>>73131448
>abridged
Why
Is there anything worse than someone who works in recruitment?
kek is this real life
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/03/eu-will-not-give-way-gibraltar-diplomats-say-talk-war-dismissed/
the actual goal
>>73131507
OR IS IT JUST FANTASY
why does the wakefield autist think hes such a hard cunt?
>>73131245
zombies = the great unwashed = poor people
>>73131468
Because the unabridged version doesn't have actors narrating. It's just one boring person reading the book.
'sta or t'bucks lads?
Fucking hate those autists who wear their hood inside, and are completely unaware of their surroundings
>>73131245
i have it, thought it was quite good nothing like the film which is shit
>>73131508
ah yes the "60 year old retirees caravaning across the outback" look
>>73131507
the memes need to be stopped
>>73131555
You absolute child
>>73131533
come here and find out cunt
>>73131497
literally deano: the job
>>73131533
nothing else to do in wakefield. I knew a few people there once (dick sucked by a local girl guy here) and they all worked as chefs in pubs or in the massive shopping centre a bit down the motorway.
truly a shit hole
on vit des diez on vit des diez
>>73131508
t. sohail azmi namasheed
unironically heard a yank tourist in lyon yelling about how it was "trey cool"
>>73131605
Piss off you decrepit slug. The audiobook with different actors for each character is comfy and adds so much more atmosphere you cunting cunt
jannys pay packet will be light this month
>>73131611
>coming to wakefield
yep, my next stop after grimsby mate
>>73131507
it's not like the 'chon invented the term cuckold
>>73131632
ferme ta gueule
rate my french
someone said that to me /fr/ once and i never forgot it
>>73131673
*whacks your ballsack with a spade*
>>73131497
uber normies- some of them are pretty funny though. When i went to one in my job seeking days I was introduced to a couple of the guys who worked there, one introduced himself as Jamie or something but everyone kept calling him Flame
Turns out it was short for "Olympic Flame" because he never went out and everyone hated him for being a loser.
>>73131507
meme magic, praise kek
alri students, how does your university fare when it comes to stalinist SJW policies?
http://www.spiked-online.com/free-speech-university-rankings/results#.WOKRPjvyvIU
why did he do it lads
Think I have gum disease
>>73131701
parle mieux avant que je te nique tes morts fils de pute va
power to the people
i am the people
sad thing? this is middle class in the UK
>>73131726
whom'st'th'ed?
>>73131714
>Turns out it was short for "Olympic Flame" because he never went out and everyone hated him for being a loser.
children can be so cruel
>>73131740
:3
va te faire foutre <3
>>73131726
because he was a literal nonce
>>73131724
Been to 2, one red one amber
>>73131726
Because he was a City fan
>>73131724
>tfw in the red
fucking despise trannies and tranny culture and what it's doing to unis
>>73131726
did he actually though
wanna go to Atlanta and get wrecked on lean with some mid grade trap rappers
Accidentally sent a food order to my old address instead of my new one, and even though I emailed them immediately afterwards to change/cancel the order, they've said there's nothing they can do about it. Now some fucking spacker is going to get a load of free food that I paid for. Absolutely FUMING desu.
>>73131760
>>73131724
green desu
>>73131726
I think you mean "she", you shitlord
>>73131726
I'm of the opinion they weren't his first victims.
>>73131828
want to rob a hospital with maxo kream
>>73131507
the concept of cuckolding is older than the human species, it's kind of worrying how you kids think everything revolves around the internet
>>73131448
What a woman tier post
>>73131935
Tesco value post
>>73131990
One Stop tier gimmick
walked into tescos and asked for a job
was told to apply on online
runts
>>73131876
want to play basketball in the florida mid afternoon sun with kodak black
skrr skrr
>>73132015
>walk into morrisons
>ask for a job
>they give you one
>>73132015
A few months back I was on my way out of the local Tesco and I saw a middle-aged mother talking urgently to the manager while her (clearly Aspergic) son, who looked about 16, stood next to her holding a CV. The mum was trying desperately to convince the manager to give her sperg son a job.
It was pretty sad to watch to be honest.
>>73132015
>tfw only job i've ever applied for was at tescos
>tfw got rejected
>walk into sainsbury's
>hand them my CV
>get told they can't give me a job because i have a tesco CV
is virgin walk bleeding into other parts of 4chan?
or was it always there and I never noticed until now
>>73132101
tesco finest tier post
"no one knows what it means... but it's provocative, it gets the people going"
huge fan of this quote right here
>apply for waitrose
>asked to write a 1000 word essay on how my shelf-stacking skills will help benefit the store
>spend 2 hours filling out the application
>"Sorry X your application has been unsuccessful"
>>73132136
always there
I actually work at tesco (petrol station)
>failed tesco screening questionnaire
>now work in a call centre on a cool £16.75k per annum
get fucked tesco (still shop there every week tho)
>>73132145
overplayed song
work at morrisons
ask me anything
>>73132098
grocery stores there don't give jobs to spergs and downies? one of the few places that hire them around here, probably 50% of the baggers have some form of mental disability
>>73132136
it was on reddit a few weeks ago
>>73132136
it was created in r9k a long time ago
honestly /brit/ hasn't been the creator of hardly any gimmicks or memes
>Tim Byrne: Literally comments from redditors referencing reddit on his videos from 2 yeras ago
>Lisicki, Kev
/eire/ gimmick
>BallBusting
/tv/ gimmick, /r9k/ as well before /brit caught wind
>3rd eye
/pol/
Only ones I can think of are:
>Deano
>FOY
>Going to the shop, anyone want anything?
>>73132098
>>73132212
Sometimes you see the odd downie in a token position who works like 10 hours a week if he's lucky but the VAST majority of jobs go to normans.
Most people who I see working in supermarkets are uni students or 40+ year old white women.
>>73131844
*BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL's at you*
>>73132198
I think Morrisons should not only allow you to get a pizza custom-made, but to have it cooked in store while you shop too.
Put that to your managers and I'll give you a quid
the whip and dog
>>73132277
'etto
walked into whitehall
asked for a job
they told me i was under arrest
>>73132295
doesn't sainsbury's do that?
>>73132277
>Only ones I can think of are:
rorke/rasheed is clearly a /brit/ creation too
work at the call centre with deano
we play fifa on breaks
love life x
>r9k is full of virgins
>they hate themselves so much that they make memes that get normies to make fun of them
>>73132212
>baggers
As in they put the shopping into the bag?
We don't have that, unless Scouts begging for donations
I want the truth. What are you?
3 here.
>>73132277
>>Going to the shop, anyone want anything?
can remember this in /trans/ threads on /sp/ before /brit/ was a thing
shoutout to my og /trans/ niggas btw
>>73132313
Don't know, never been to a proper big Sainsbury's
>>73132349
it's a short name for ballbaggers
have they not got the ballbag destruction service in yours?
>>73132284
do you guys have baggers though?
>>73132351
I have a full head of hair
>>73132338
>yank fails to appreciate self-deprecating humour
DUDE LOUD NOISES THE AMERICAN OFFICE POO HUMOUR LMAO
>>73132351
first one i guess
>>73132351
1 but ill probably be 7 as soon as i turn 30
kinda feel like replaying red dead redemption
>>73132365
you haven't lived
>you will NEVER live in the PNW
>>73132388
guess hating yourself is the norm on your miserable little island
can men be broody or is it only women?
genuinely wouldn't mind if i got a girl pregnant
>>73132381
Not in the same capacity that America has. Once in a blue moon you'll get a charity or local youth football team in who offer to pack your bags in exchange for a donation. They stand in the bagging area with a bucket. You can tell them you don't want their help (usually do this to avoid the social interaction).
Shops like Aldi don't even let you pack your shit at the till so they can get to the next customer quicker.
good news lads
my health insurance covers getting my wisdom teeth removed
that's today's reason not to jump off a cliff
>>73132177
make about that much on welfare
its not a lot
>>73130821
So heavily taxing fast food and heavily subsidiesing grocery and creating more government owned grocery stores will solve the problem ? This is a good idea
>>73132434
>you will NEVER
I do
>>73132434
wouldn't count on that lad, my visa application appears to be going well
redone witcher 3 and just skipped hearts of stone went straight for blood and wine
such a poo expansion
what is bohemian grove?
>>73132408
7 aka the vin diesel actually looks great when you shave it. Even when it starts growing you can't really see it.
lol
>>73132476
>Canada
Tragic
>>73132418
>he doesn't have a tesco privilege card
lmao
>>73132351
my hairline is virtually identical to diplo's
sick of reading about this fucking gibraltar being cuckold thing
fuck off
>>73132501
only good part of this hemisphere
>>73132470
It's enough to be able to buy any sort of material electronic goods you want but nowhere near enough to live alone.
>>73132475
yes also howd you know that was me
>>73132487
plebeian
>>73132476
c-can I move in with you
>>73132535
Mr Tusk?
>>73132351
1 but slowly heading towards 2
>>73132512
doxxed
>>73132535
HEY BRO TRUMP IS GREAT BRO LOOK WE'RE IN TRULY THE BEST TIMELINE HAHA PEPE XDDDDD SEE YOU ON REDDIT FELLOW TRUMPER
>>73132490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPb-PN9F2Pc
>>73132516
So does barça's rakitic. Doesn't seem to be going well for him in his thirties.
>>73132467
>>73132381
>>73132284
I work at a petrol station for some reason, all the customers assume you will bag their shopping for you
They don't do it anywhere else, why at petrol stations?
Also
>that absolute runt that does their weekly shopping at a fucking petrol station
>>73132434
really like those jeeps
might do an ol' 'cide
>>73132583
'sheed
eating the rasheed special
chicken curry
Got a gram of ket
Wonder if I can snort it all in one evening
Only one way to know
>>73132351
1, my grandpa still has 2 so i think i'm good
hey ho, les parents rentrent du boulot
hey ho, voient les petits dans le hall entrain de refourguer des doses à des CLIKOS !
>>73132626
hey that's my gimmick
>>73132490
a wooded park where politicians meet up and party. Supposedly they carry out weird rituals like worshiping moloch. Probably all made up desu,
>>73132636
quite interested in trying ket desu
>>73132601
>I won't shake hands with anyone from San Francisco
Absolutely based. What a man.
Where were you when /pol/ memes spread into international diplomacy?
>>73132626
What state do you live in?
>>73132618
cashiers at supermarkets in the uk dont bag the items?
>>73132574
Didn't realize I was balding until I became a solid 3 at around 29 yo. I just couldn't imagine it would happen to me.
The narwhal bacons at midnight
>>73132574
if it stars to go full Rakitic I'll just shave it off but it's been stagnant for a while so i'll keep it the way it is for as long as that situation persists
>>73132686
Nope
>>73132680
stop trying to force this you mong.
>>73132723
not enough
>>73132701
its not shit lol i still have a good hairline and i dont have short hairs anyway
its just a bit upper
>>73132737
hit too close to home, cuck?
>>73132578
thats a stock photo you retard fuckwit jesus christ i cant believe i share a fucking world with you suburban rural retards
christ what must have gone wrong in your life for you to end up here algerian
you literally spend hours every day just baiting for (you)s, nothing else, just that
and you change your story constantly. one day you'll defend your hairline, today you're playing it up as some sad thing
its just sad to watch
>>73132737
I only finished work 40 minutes ago and this is my third post of the day so I am hardly forcing anything you fucking mong.
>>73132723
sad honestly
I hope Russia takes action
>>73132723
religion of peace at it again
still yet to see a good reason why reddit is bad
>>73132766
'member when he said 4chan was unoriginal and he would never come back?
>>73132793
no anonymity
>>73132723
pointless waste of lives no matter the cause
>>73132685
the state of deep depression and self loathing
Need cheering up lads, can anyone help?
>>73132732
You need muscle to be credible when going full bald otherwise you'll just look like an eastern european/central american (depeding on your skin tone) gangster tbqh. Currentlt packing muscle for when I start entering the 3.A zone.
>Melbourne is set to get its first bicycle "super highway", with a planned 2.5 kilometre elevated path proposed to connect commuters from the inner-west to the city.
The end of cagers approaches
>>73132875
At least one (1) person would think you'd be a qt trap
>>73132875
>>73132898
neat idea
>>73132827
again, he said it only to get some (you)s
if he took a step back from it all and objectively evaluated what hes doing i think he wouldnt come back
the northern powerhouse
>>73132881
when i shaved my head i looked quite good tbH
gabber style
>>73132875
Slags
>>73132773
it's already been posted at least 5 times earlier itt
chonners see the word "cuck" outside 4chan and go mental
>>73132881
just grow some facial hair
is /brit/ excited for mlb opening day today?
>>73132965
Don't reply to it
>>73132793
got a couple lined up
-in an argument both parties actively scour through their opponents posting history for possible ad hominems to use (likewise if you have little to no history your opinion can be easily discarded as a troll account)
-unpopular opinions (not """unpopular""" opinions) are hidden automatically
-extremely overactive mods and admins that are extremely ban happy
-use of shadowbans to easily silence bad posters without reprisal
>>73132898
day of the clamp soon
>>73132998
What was meant by this?
>>73132766
It's almost 2 am here lad. Just some shitposting before I go to sleep.
Yes, I can both defend my hairline when the memes are too extreme (comparing me to constanza come on) and be realistic about it. The chart justly provides an objective way to do so. Regards.
>>73133019
it was meant to release peace and tolerance. Doesn't look like this one worked though
>>73133060
jesus
>>73132978
Phwoar
thirty two fucking years of age and this is his life
>>73133019
the balls represent oppression. they need to be released at high velocity
>>73132935
french pepe should still have one eye open
>>73132965
I looked like a threatening MS13 member ngl. But it was in 2012, the body wasn't yet the war machine it is today.
who is the correct ruler of the seven kingdoms and why is it bane man
>>73132723
No doubt I'll end up on a list for this post but I always feel like trains and subways especially are a soft target.
If you think about a normal train at rush hour some of them are packed shoulder to shoulder with people in every carriage and there is nothing but unlocked doors connecting carriages. The windows are tiny and only open a sliver from the top down, no one but a child could escape through them.
Consider a Bataclan-style attack with at least two people with guns. If one person managed to take out the driver (the door to the driver's bit temporarily opens to let the ticket man out into the carriage) what you are left with is 2, 3, 4 carriages filled to the rafters with people with fucking nowhere to go.
Some older trains you can open the doors by jamming a pen in them but I don't know about modern ones. I take the train every day and used to take the subway every day and I routinely think that if shit went down I would be totally fucked.
Yanks have the @ above 2 on the keyboard. How do they cope?
>>73133088
enjoyed this post
new
>>73133182
>>73133182
>>73133182
>>73133184
>>73133088
>normie meme font
>>73133124
ill release the contents of my balls at high velocity onto your face
>>73133169
You won't get fined for using the emergency door release in that situation you mong
>>73133201
>nothing in the subject field
fucked it edition
>>73133201
you fucking spastic
>>73133201
Stupid leaf
>>73133201
blow away, leaf
>>73133217
If it happened in a tunnel on the subway you're still stuck in a long tube / corridor waiting to get picked off.
>>73132998
fuck
>>73133109
>this
You mean living in a little tropical paradise, making more money than I can honestly spend, banging 2 to 6 new girls a week, trying to hide from gfs, and nodding at the twentysomething I was who was a big fan of 4chan for be was right all along regarding the cultural significance of this place? Yes yes this is it.
>>73131277
Yep Champaign