You wake up in Ancient Egypt

>>73128347
rejoice and settle there as a loyal servant of the pharaoh.

>>73128347
I can't deduce whether or not the people within OP's picture are Kangz or actual ancient Egyptians.

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>>73128487
>MFW I can't have a nice discussion about Ancient Egypt without someone mentioning their skin color

Fuck you /pol/, you ruined Ancient Egypt

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>be nigger
>somehow got in ancient Egypt
>get into slavery or killed

>>73128347
Join the army and march angaist the hittite empire

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I like cats. That means I'm a good Egyptian.

Egypt got conquered by pretty much every large empire in history

Except the Mongols, hmm....

>>73128626
I don't know why /pol/ spergs out over ancient Egypt so much, it's not like they were what you would call 'white' either. Anyway to simply define all Egyptians by skin color or arbitrary racial groupings is fucking retarded. Identity and culture probably mattered much more to them.

>>73128682
*Insert Crash Course Mongols montage*

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>>73128347
>tfw not kang

>>73128707
They weren't white by any metric.

>from Africa
>lived in the desert

>>73128682
only during it's decay

>>73128882
its*

Board my pyramid spaceship and visit my fellow kings among the stars.

>>73128347
die at 25 due to stones in the bread

*smacks lips*

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>>73128347
Really makes ya think

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>1447-1 BC

Exodus when??

>>73128707
B-b-but they built a great civilization! They HAD to be blond and Nordic!

>>73128347
I'd probably get sunburn knowing my luck

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>>73128347

Time to gas some gooks

>>73128420
>Excellent! The new extension of the Amun-Ra temple requires 10,000 stone blocks. Here is this copper chisel, get to work.
alternatively
>Excellent! The crushing of the rebellion beyond the fourth Nile cataract requires 10,000 soldiers! Here's this wooden club, get to Nubia on foot!

I suppose I could teach them about the steam engine as a means of getting an income

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>>73128347
>Eritrean

You spelled Ethiopian wrong.

1. Gas the Jews to save the world.
2. Invent memes.
3. Discover Americas. They wouyld be Igoricas btw, get over it.
4. Write holy books on Kekism.
5. Die a happy virgin.

>>73132195
I'd gladly would do either of these for the glory of my country!