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cara

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are nige's birthday today

Anime

thats a racist image

>>73121275
I like this.

>>73123627
Accurate

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need a jewish gf

>>73123704
did 6 once
so that desu

>>73123627
FONT
>>73123660
>>73123660
>>73123660
We're all in here

debating whether to purchase a Leica M7 with a Voigtlander Nokton lens

hmmm

>>73123704
caralad is actually faster than "quickdraw" janny

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>>73123674

>>73123734
oh fuck off you thread splitting twat

was 27C couple of hours ago, summer will be murder

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Just developed a debilitating back ache lads (one on the left) haha

The worst mistake humanity ever made was granting women voting rights.

Prove me wrong.

>>73123761
maybe without an image, 4chan servers always take their time with any image whatever the size

>>73123749
t. urtlemong

Post pictures of turtlemong

>>73123758
couldn't invent a more boring slag

>>73123721
Remember folks used to have stuff like this up their window when they were painting.

We'd go by on the way back from school and see page 3 stuff, up in folks windows.

>>73123734
this thread was made first and linked first

barely anyone looks at or cares about the OP so there's no point doing thread wars

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>The worst mistake humanity ever made was granting women voting rights.

>>73123722
>need a jewish gf
Looks trans

>>73123806
What does that have to do with atheism?

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Thoughts?

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>there are religious people on /brit/ right now

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>>73123842

Never been to Spain

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>What does that have to do with atheism?

>>73123863
should very much enjoy it if the ruddy faced meganortherners would fuck OFF

>>73123863
Feel bad for Irish if this is their fantasy.

>>73123821
how many gallies lad?

>>73123863
Now stick Ulster where Scotland used to be

>>73123863
Really doubt the Irish government could afford to pay for both NI and Scatland

>>73123831
thanks haha

>>73123627
always find it weird how every country just picked their own parts of europe to go on holidays, even on like an island like crete noone mingles everyone has their own town sort of

want to visit Thessaloniki

>>73123868
>>73123892
>there are literally WOMEN on /brit/ on /int/ on 4chan on the internet

>>73123908
nope its your problem now

>>73123568
not everything serves an evolutionary purpose
someone mutated a gene which gives her some form of post natal depression but because she doesnt actually go as far as to kill the child the gene is passed on

>>73123909
Don't kid yourself mate. We'd end up paying for the lot of them.

>>73123908
great post

there are no girls on the internet

>>73123931
beware of greek, russian and serb chavs

>>73123922
yeah exactly

I always thought it was just british people who went on holiday to mallorca because i only ever saw brits, crypto brits (irish) and spaniards but it turns out germans fucking love it there but they just go to different areas to the brits

>>73123748
whats the original cake say haha

>>73123984
I'm a girl(male

>>73123987
im going to let them all bum me

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>my gf unironically looks like this

i wonder if she knows

>>73123794
you'd still smash tho

business idea : prohibit replying to posts in the previous thread

>>73124027
>gif
fuck off

boss is being a dickhead trying to sack me

Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?

>>73124027
>gf

fuck off

>>73123863
Disgusting. I want no part of Scotland.

>>73124033
Why?

what in the fuck?
How is it 4pm? How did that happen?

>>73124034
might do a wank, might eat a jammie dodger

>>73124063
working too many hours

>>73124071
I thought it was about 8pm.

gf won't take the pill, i can't finish with condoms
what do?

>>73124107
haha you're gay

>>73124077
You're hired.

having dyed blonde hair is like an idiot beacon
avoid women who do this

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activate it

>>73124107
stick it in her bum

>>73124129
a nuke is a bit much

>>73124107
The Contraceptive Implant.

http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/contraception-guide/Pages/contraceptive-implant.aspx

>>73124107
umm just don't have sex?

>"There's a job in morrisons, cleaning, 15 hours a week, interested?"
>uh.. yeah
>"Right, well the interview is at 7 tonight, is that okay?"
don't remember what I said after that
is it normal to completely fucking lock up your brain in that situation?

>>73124162
she won't do it she's fucking retarded about medicine
thinks it'll fuck with her ovaries

>>73124185
It was a test.

>>73124114
stan smiths are good trainers though. I cannot think of anything to hate about them

glad to say none of this applies to me aside from wearing Acne and APC desu

>>73124197
Jizz in her eye.

>>73123904
z e r o

>>73124129
Wouldn't the shockwave cause the sea to destroy the Netherlands?

>>73124114
literally me though

>>73124197
make her swallow

>>73124129
>Tory government
Woah, didn't see this one coming!

should I have a wank then a cup of tea or a cup of tea then a wank?

gay

>>73124251
>>73124220
no jizz on her
pissing me off to be honest

>>73124197
It will

>>73124264
Wank then tea, easy

>>73124027
classic scene

>>73124246
and your objection to this is what exactly?

>>73124246
by the time that france even musters up the strength to invade netherlands will already be underwater desu

so

the government gave 250k to an anti abortion charity

any thoughts on that lads?

>>73124197
it does

implant will send her dry no matter what you do, her periods will be weird and she will have even worse mood swings

>>73124246
Read a pretty good Alistair MacLean book about terrorists who who hold Holland to ransom. Basically they threaten to bomb the dams and flood the whole country unless they get cash.

Think it was called Floodgate.

>>73124201
then they're sadistic pricks

Frank Zappa's not bad lads, liking Hot Rats

Want to go to the Alps in May and have a nice holiday with the gf but don't know where to go haha, Switzerland is the obvious choice but then is Austria just the same except a lot cheaper? Hmmmm

https://twitter.com/BreakingNLive/status/848915322736398337

religion of peace

might just go all in next election and vote one nation

don't understand why the NHS and 999 services are always "under pressure"

Have never called 999 in my life and haven't been to the doctors since I had chicken pox when I was like 6. Do other people just call 999 and have a trip to the doctors every few days for a laugh? Don't get it

>>73124330
>>73124291
ah right
i'll just wear a condom then
immediate problem is she won't take the morning after pill and i saw cum around her fanny afterwards

>>73124264
>>73124299
yep

wank always comes first

>>73124344
Got a right mental story about that album.

>>73124355
some people phone 999 when they chip a fingernail

>>73124350
>10k followers

Fake news

just ordered a kfc lads, tonights gonna be a good night

>>73124249
youre not that thin kev

>>73124385
did you book a table?

>>73124355
Because foreigners

>waiting rooms always full of pakis
>crimes committed by niggers

Simple really

>>73124363
shit dawg
gotta let her do her i think though

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Sunderland boss David Moyes says he "deeply regrets" telling a BBC reporter she might "get a slap".

>After a draw with Burnley on 18 March, Moyes was asked by Vicki Sparks if the presence of owner Ellis Short put extra pressure on him.

>He said "no" but, after the interview, added Sparks "might get a slap even though you're a woman" and told her to be "careful" next time she visited.

>Both Moyes and Sparks were laughing during the exchange and the former Everton and Manchester United manager later apologised to Sparks, who did not make a complaint.

>Speaking in a news conference on Monday, he added: "I deeply regret the comments I made. That's certainly not the person I am. I've accepted the mistake. I spoke to the BBC reporter, who accepted my apology."

>A spokesman said: "Mr Moyes has apologised to our reporter and she has accepted his apology."

>However, shadow sports minister Dr Rosena Allin-Khan called on the Football Association to get involved. "This is disgraceful. David Moyes cannot get away with these sexist threats - the FA must take action immediately," she said.

>Former England striker and BBC Match of the Day presenter Gary Lineker also condemned Moyes' behaviour. "Moyes incident highlights a tendency for some managers to treat interviewers with utter disdain. Pressured job. Well rewarded. Inexcusable," he said.

Had a joke with a reporter, they both laughed, SHE didn't make a complaint, and they consider the matter closed

So why are a Labour MP and Gary Linekar whinging and wanting him to be investigated for "sexist threats"?

>>73124385
>ordered a kfc
How?

>>73124230
yeah I beat you sorry lad

>>73124350
alri BreakingNLive

>>73124249
doxxed

>>73124363
Her decision I suppose. Atleast you know she'd like kids someday

>>73124414
least i don't look like i smell like poo

>>73124412
Probably lives down south. Or in the midlands. Or in a major city.

>>73124411
maybe try checking your privilages

leftypol has been down for days

>>73124414
are you from melbourne by the way?

>>73124329
Being a single mum is the quickest way to getting a council house

That charity has the right idea, homeless women should all be having kids because it'll get them off the streets. And reducing homelessness is a government responsibility, so it makes sense

just booked a table at burger king lads

>>73124350
>religion of peace
bit different in russia, chechens are heavily oppressed

>>73124411
she may have wanted to make a complaint but didn't for fear of losing her job or something

Aussies fighting!

FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT

>>73124486
just booked a table at wetherspoons

>SimplyFastFood is the easiest way to order fast food online. We deliver from top UK fast food outlets such as McDonalds, KFC, Burger King, Subway, Pizza Express and many more. We don't just deliver from the big guys but also independent Fast-Food restaurants with the great same service.
>the big guys

Need to find a British qt female that will take my v-card and that won't want to talk me a lot

having an eat

>>73124487
Same here in Britain. They're oppressed here too.

Where is the Dutch Caralad?

>>73124520
>woman
>won't talk a lot
Hahahaha

nasty little virgin

>>73124491
Or she had a sense of humour and recognised that, as a Scotsman, Moyes is just a harmless bellend

>>73124404
>>73124412
deliveroo lad, just popped downstairs to get it, only took 10-15 mins

We need to stop muslim oppression

>>73124460
I live really centrally in London and never even heard of KFC being delivered haha

>>73124519
If i takeaway would you deliver?

>>73124566
how much is delivery?

>>73124589
40 quid probably

>>73124574
it would be extremely punctual

>>73124566
they don't delivery in my area yet

>>73124520

Why would you let someone else have your v-card?
You'll never save up enough points for a free hoodie if you just give your card away to english girls

>>73124538
no they're not

they're all benefit scroungers here

>yfw military conscription is brought back in for the new anglo-spanish war
>forced to die for a stupid rock

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hmm

>>73124616
its people saying things like that that push them to blow up buses and trains

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>>73124604
You're a big guy.

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>>73124647
>tfw medically ineligible to serve

>>73124647
shan't be participating in that lol

enoch powell almost spoke with an australian accent lmao

>>73124546
you are? Yeah we know

>>73124566
I'm in one of the richest areas in the country and can't even get KFC delivered through deliveroo, what a pisstake

just finished the workout at the home gymnasium

good session

>>73124647
>forced to die
You can dig the latrines mate.

>>73124648
looks like a peaceful guy to me

must have got the wrong photo

>>73124657
nah, that's their religion that's doing that

first a poo

then a yoghurt

>>73124699
not really lad

>>73124709
its population density not wealth

>>73124740
Who needs THREE massive dildos?

>>73124740
good bants

>>73124773
Your mum, m80

>>73124773
ur ma

>>73124752
if you just listen around the edges he sounds like an ABC presenter from the 50s

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Never had KFC in my life

should I do it

>>73124740
Bit of a knob desu, no need to eff and jeff

>>73124788
>>73124790
Walked right into that one.

>>73124762
I live in Kensington m8

>>73124473
Sydney

>>73124797
no

i live in bristol and deliveroo dont deliver.

>>73124794
It was official practice for all staff on the ABC to imitate the british RP accent like on the BBC until like the 80s lad

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>>73124246

>>73124797
its nice

>>73124797
Hope you're not thinking of giving a 63p tip on a £19.37 spend.

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SORTED

>>73124797
fucking hell you fat cunt

>>73124874
foy

>>73124876
Fucking nutter.

>>73124876
absolute mess

>>73124876
R U N T
U
N
T

>>73124874
why would I give any tip whatsoever you daft yank

>>73124851
what went wrong

>>73124797
Hey fatty bum bum

https://twitter.com/RussianEmbassy/status/848843249523490817

>>73124876
Might have been funny but I realised you hadn't paid for it and are just trying to meme

>>73124889
wish i was that happy

>>73124917
what IS kekistan?

>>73124797
yeah but don't get that order

get a mighty bucket and a boneless banquet

>>73124917
are we laughing at kekistan or being worried about lithuania?

>>73124797
>Never had KFC in my life

You fresh off the boat or something

>>73124703
have had many of the sex tymv

>>73124957
I'm too intelligent to eat junk food

>>73124902
You give the delivery lad the fucking change you dirty cunt.

>>73124953
If I were Lithuanian, I'd be worried desu

Distracting people with memes while you commit war crimes. This is some psy-ops shit

>>73124876
>30 quid for 10 cans
Broken Britain

>>73124874
i think i mentally blocked out the tip option

how does it feel to know i've had 10 times more sex than any of you losers?

>be russian
>get blown up

was it a muslim lads?

>>73124979
>change
you pay online/through the app

cash is an outdated concept

>>73124976
>too intelligent
>wastes time on a website with funny images

>>73124874
who the fuck tips when there's already a delivery charge?

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Fucking Hell, Anne Hathaway has aged terribly.

Alri lads, haven't been on /brit/ for a few months, anything new?
Is pakiboo still crossdressing or has he offed himself?

>>73125020
Yes, I walk a fine line

>>73125016
Umm no sweetie, he just prayed to Allah 5 times a day, attended the mosque and was considered a Muslim by everyone around him his entire life. He wasn't a REAL Muslim x

>>73124917
cringing hard as fuck

>>73125031
caralad was attacked by an immigrant but still posts loyally from his hospital bed

>>73124996
Special Brew but still, I can get a 500ml can of Oranjeboom delivered for £1.80. And that's 8.5%.

>>73125031
haven't seen poleaboo in a while

probably offed himsefl

>>73124976
is this you lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAMshiPMz3w

>>73125071
The dutch caralad?

>>73125098
Good riddance

>>73125026
>who the fuck tips
Enjoy your spunk burger.

just had a long depressive talk with my mum and started crying

>>73124940
some stupid /pol/ meme about a memetic country were they plan to move once they become mememen

>>73125118
>cucked into tipping by something that doesnt happen
positively yank'd

this video is so creepy

watching how normal things were right before it happened

https://youtu.be/aHcQ89pxjd4

>>73125118
>conveniently missing out the part of my post that gives it context

i said who the fuck tips WHEN there's already a delivery charge

>>73125127
about what

Handed in my dissertation lads. Two days early, 17,000 words not including appendices.

>>73125118
>>Enjoy your spunk burger.
So you're tipping the guy making the food now? Fuck off spastic

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>>73125071

today is my first day of the NEET life

its been incredible so far.

>slept in
>made myself a healthy breakfast
>had time to enjoy my coffee
>read the newspaper
>now just lounging and shitposting on /brit/

How long until I get bored of the NEET life?

>>73125118
yeah hes gonna spunk in it at the door is he?

>>73125020
laughter is medicine

>>73125118
>pay less money and get a delicious topping with extra protein

>>73125152
Someone didn't read the /ck/ threads about how if you don't tip they rub your food on their balls.

>>73125031
unfortunately no
was shitting up the thread yesterday

>>73125190
I've been doing it for 12 years and still love it.

Will probably kill myself when the bennies stop though.

>>73125192
He has a vial.

>>73125192
he'll have to grab it back off you, get hard, have a wank and then spunk into it.

>>73125118
>>73125210
deliveroo drivers aren't the ones making the food you absolute spastic

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>old fella at work got really upset over something trivial and had a huge huff
>pointed out how silly it was
>he starts tearing up
>HAHA IM ONLY JOKING LAD
>looking as though he was gunna start sobbing he quickly changed the subject and complemented my shoes

Pretty sure he gunna have a bit of another wobbler soon

How the fuck do you tip if you pay with card when placing the order?

>>73125190
About a month for me

>>73125190
Took me 2 years. Looking back, realistically I was bored after a month but I just didn't have the means to un-NEET so I convinced myself I was still enjoying it.

>>73125278
You don't, you have cash ready when they arrive

>not tipping the lad behind the counter when you do a big shop

enjoy spunk on your shopping lads

>>73125169
about me being a useless mental mong

>>73125242
When your number comes up and it's "the guy who doesn't tip," they can have all kinds of fun.

don't understand people who gladly order and eat shitty food from grotty local takeaways. I can just imagine the bacteria and rat poo they're ingesting.

>>73125270
What was the thing?

forgot to tip my ISP, probably why the 'net is running like spunk lately

>>73125278
>tip
FOY

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caralad just skyped me this pic of him in the hospital. get well soon mate x

>>73125316
you literally don't know how deliveroo works lmao

>>73125270
dad complimennted my shoes today

>>73125278
I asked this on /ck/ and basically, it's cool to order extra food and give it to the driver. It's better to have money, and much better to have weed.

>>73125316
want to slap your head off

when i used to work at a pizza place I literally pulled off my pubes and put them on the pizza of the places I'd deliver to that I knew didnt tip

>>73125330
Howling

>>73125335
(he says through mouthfuls of kebabman jizz)

>>73125014
10x0=0
get fucked

new tom scott video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN6COaYLS_A

>>73125330
get well soon mate, homosexuality is a tricky disease to beat

>>73125347
sounds like you were talking to some spastic yanks on /ck/ you melt

> ordering extra food to give to the driver
???? WHO THE FUCK WOULD EVER DO THIS

fuck off

>>73125377
literally just watched this.

didn't tip the pharmacist the other day so they spunked in my prescription

>>73125387
Better than giving him nothing.

i give delivery drivers a quick suck job as a tip

gave the delivery man a chip out of my box last night and he passed me a bag of weed ;) the more you know hehe

>>73125321

There was a pencil in a box of pens, it really really upset him. Ive heard his missus is cheating on him again though so i suspect that to be the real issue.

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opinions on the bomb in st petersburg?

is russia 1st world enough for people to care?

>>73125210
first: americans are retarded and will lie to make a story more interesting
second: brits do NOT tip, and no amount of secret jizz will change that. if they wanted to change british behaviour they would have to tell people

>>73125377
why would you make a whole video on 'zero calorie' sweetener not being zero calories when if you look on the side of the bottle or packet of anything containing sweeteners it will always say it has a few calories in it

>>73125407
He's getting a fucking wage. His employer already has charged me for delivery. Why would I pay more?

>all these jizzburger fans who think their tightness goes unnoticed
Sorry lads. You've been eating pubes and period blood and spit and jizz and a little bit of shit and piss.

didnt tip the mechanic the other day so he spunked in my glove compartment

>>73125446
false flag to justify russian military intervention in the middle east to the global community without further repurcussions or sanctions. all crisis actors in the pictures

You're supposed to save the delivery driver 3s on a spliff you inconsiderate cunts

>>73125463
So you're not the guy who doesn't tip, ie. the jizzmuncher.

>>73125463
He doesn't get ENOUGH of a wage

He's bringing you food, he should be on a banker's salary

*delicately places one curly pubic hair on your chicken wings*
*sighs deeply with contentment*

howling at this triggered deliveroo driver sperging out about not getting tipped >>73125469 >>73125506

his nut is absolutely DONE in

i don't tip because i don't earn

not allowed to have trump or are nige on my debit card.


fucking ((bankers))

once fucked the gf on top of some blokes pizza because he doesnt tip

didnt tip the greggs bloke so he spunked on my cheese and bean pasty

>>73125444
You're a dick

>>73125164
news story about are howard sending boat people to nauru @9:00

literally never tipped a delivery runt

Didn't tip my lecturer and now theres spunk on my degree

>>73125545
Why aren't they allowing it?

This sounds like a social media campaign in the making

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> subway charge £1.50 for this when there's a whole thread full of them for free in /brit/
???

are most of your delivery drivers pakis?

>>73125542
Can you swim?

>>73125540
Yeah mate I am freaking out now that I know "keep the change mate" is such a weird thing to say to a delivery guy.

>>73125559
I tried once, he looked like he was about to slap me and just walked away

>>73125506
What's wrong with munching jizz?

didn't tip the subway man so he spunked in my meatball marinara

>>73125545
apply for hitler without mustache no one would notice

>>73123634
this 2bh

still don't like that hair

just got out of surgery lids, doctors spunked inside my chestwounds because i didn't tip him

forgot the tip the prozzie and she spunked in me hehe woops won't make that mistake again

customer didnt tip me for approving their mortgage so i jizzed on their doormat

>>73125577
Christ, what a fucking unfunny post.

didn't tip the weedman now I'm smoking cheese with added nob cheese

Didnt tip the lad in next and got spunk on my new jeans

>>73125593
not a pro but yes

>>73125555
wonder if BBC knew it was going to be the biggest news event of the next 20 years they still would have switched away

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>>73125596
hmmm...yes...keep...the...change...when...you...pay...on....card....for....deliveroo.....

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

didn't tip the greggs man so he spunked in my pastie and called me a racist

any of u lads have any tips on curing cancer

doctor just laid down the info on me ;_;

>>73125635
On benefits, could get it but I turned it down. Don't need it, didn't earn it, they can keep it.

>>73125572
an image of, or the name or nickname of, a celebrity, a film star, a pop star, a sportsperson (e.g. a footballer), a member of the Royal Family, or other famous person;
any image or any text protected by copyright where you are not the owner of the copyright, e.g. a still from a movie or a cartoon, or an image taken from the internet;
an image of an individual unless you have the consent of that individual, e.g. a photograph of one of your friends where your friend has not agreed that their picture can appear on your Card;
an image of a person under 16 unless you have the consent of a parent or guardian of that person;
a trade mark, a logo, a marketing slogan, a company name, a trading name, a brand name, any marketing material or an image of branded goods/services, e.g. the name of a band or a symbol or design used by a band on their t-shirts and album covers;
contact information, e.g. telephone numbers, addresses, website and e-mail addresses;
offensive material, e.g. images or descriptions of violence or cruelty or antisocial behaviour, profanities (swear words) or obscenities;
images of nudity or semi-nudity or text about sexual behaviour or orientation;
an image of or text about tobacco, alcohol, drugs, or any form of betting/gambling;
an image of or text about weapons or any terrorist or illegal groups;
an image of or text about a financial product or service;
a reference to a political group or party, a trade union or a charity; or
any other image which we decide is unsuitable for use on your Card.

>>73125646
delete

>>73125635
not true desu
t. applied for this very reason

didn't tip pakistan with kashmir so they attacked the borders

>>73125673
just be yourself

>>73125635
didn't PIP the anxiety man so he spunked in my depression

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>hmmm...yes...keep...the...change...when...you...pay...on....card....for....deliveroo.....

>>73125635
Bollocks ATOS will decline and fuck you over

>>73125702
Kek

>>73125656
A dog can swim too so what is the difference between you and a dog?

hahaha india shocked british rocks

>>73125686
if you're on bennies you didnt earn it anyway fucking scrounger

>>73125688
Wow, that's a lot of restrictions

What ARE you allowed?

croatian runt didnt tip me so i told him he has cancer lmao

>>73125728
Never said I did.

>>73125673
did you forget to tip the doctor?

NEW

>>73125737
>>73125737
>>73125737

india could unironically beat the UK in a war

>helping dad with diy

kill me

>>73125715
What am i looking at?

>>73125713
Na I had a mate who got it just for saying he was too anxious to take a shit

>>73125715
bomb?

>>73125758
probably one of the bombs from the st petersburg attack since theres ball bearings

>>73125760
I got it in 2011 when it was DLA. Didn't get PIP despite having the same problems last year

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>>73125750
Ahahahaha. I can see into the future