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I woke up and there was NO (0) /cum/ threads edition
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Fuck Drumpf
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>>73121316
You're not even american you cuckold
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>>73121248
Going to visit yall in the US this summer. I'm 20. How do I acquire alcohol?
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>>73121463
go to a college party
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>>73121463
if you drink while you're here and you're underage you better be prepared to get shot by the police
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>>73121248
I know. I thought my Overchan app was broken at first.
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danish pussy is stank
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why cum is so ded
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Is /vint/ dead now? It wont let me post there
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How does /cum/ like their cheese the most?
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>>73121463
Where? I'd buy you some if you tipped 15%
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>>73122258
in my belly
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>>73122201
/vint/ is rip
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/r/the_donald
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>>73122408
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*takes his weeny out*

*plops it on the desk*

Who's ready for a challenge? *smirks*
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>>73121248
Why do we suck at hockey edition (go habs!)
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>>73122837
hockey is shit its bestboll time
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>>73122837
But we won the stanley cup and stuff
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/cum/ is dead.
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belgium should not exist
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>Ask for one napkin
>Girl gives me 2

Who /chad/ here?
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>>73122311
Have you ever tried gouda? :D
>>73123380
I study medicine though so I'm at least more useful than you :D
And I'd prefer it if you didn't exist tbqhwyf
Lol!
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>>73123275
>>73123019
Washington, Chicago, and Anaheim are first place in their divisions but Canada plays really solid hockey pray for us lads (i'm rooting for the Pittsburgh penguins)
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having samosa with mayo
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Is Papa Johns good? We're getting one in my town.
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any mexicos here? i need some work done in my garden
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got half a mind to shitpost
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>>73123873
you live on welfare like the useless egyptian cunt you are

i know you want me to kill myself, and you did manage to make me suicidal by spreading my pics, making fun of me because my mum left me, calling me vile names, mocking me etc

so good job, i'm going to kill myself, but i'm going to take a few scum like you in the netherlands with me
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>>73125318
I dont live on welfare, I work. My mom who has cancer does, but she worked most of her life.
Also even if I didn't have a job, I study medicine.
Also i did it because you harassed me.
Go ahead I wont be in the netherlands by the time you pull an elliot rodger anyways :Ddd
(And ill take my mom with me)
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>>73125808
i never harassed you, i didn't deserve to get cruelly mocked, you're just a horrible "person"

i'm going to commit a hate crime in the netherlands because i hate "people" of your ethnicity, i don't care where you'll be

i hope your mum fucking dies, she should have swallowed you
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what happens in that bizzarre thing at the center of the yard?
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>>73121248
Goodbye /cum/
*goes to give everyone a hug except Cara*
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>>73121248
ded general
ded posters
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>make retarded post
>get embarassed
>close tab and forget about it instead of deleting it
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>>73123873
Yeah I use to eat gouda all the time. My favorite is local sharp cheddar though (my family owns a cow farm in vermont).
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Hey buds ))
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I just fap out of habit now, I don't even fap because I'm horny half the time.

I feel like this isn't healthy.
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>>73126493
i didn't stalk you, you are the one that has been stalking me, it became clear when you where spamming in /mena/ pretending to be me (but you forgot i type in lowercase only) and you were posting a bunch of shit that i had posted way back, you obviously have been stalking me in the archives

no, why would i go to egypt, they are all miserable poorfags, i'd rather kill the ones living in netherlands, getting pampered and handed shit they don't deserve

i'm glad your mum has cancer, cunt
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>>73126594
hiyo
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Why do foreigners bring their gay little drama to /cum/?

It makes no sense.
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go away
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>Tom Brady will be at Fenway park and the Red Sox will be honoring the Patriots superbowl win at their opening game of the season today

What a glorious day to be a New Englander my buds
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>>73126902
I like New England because it does not have all too many niggers.
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>>73126954
We don't like Germany.
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>>73126985
That's not true
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>>73126954
Explains why they aren't racist
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>>73127001
Fun fact, in my state anybody can buy and carry a firearm without a permit. We also have no sales tax.

We are like the anti-europe.
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Test
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>>73126954
LMAO, there are tons of niggers here
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPW0CUZGO4w

His videos are always cute
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High test
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>>73127140
Boston?
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>>73127140
In southern New England, yeah.
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>>73126526
Cheddar >>>> gouda desu
>>73126791
Its not only in /cum/ he stalks me everywhere desu. I guess I shouldn't respond, my apologies.
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>>73127121
Ok it works
Heres cumbeast
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i am glad that other boards finally figured out that leafposters are the biggest SJWs on this site
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>Kraut enters
>/cum/ stops being dead

Coincidence?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl497FJLLdI

I want to go eat there with some /cum/bros
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>>73127371
It stopped being dead shortly before that, because I got off work and started posting.
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I need a funny acronym that you would be willing to use around family. It's for a clan tag, but I play with family members so I can't be something like cum.

They already probably think I'm gay because no gf while being fit and attractive.
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>>73127479
SHAT
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>>73127479
Buns

Buncha Ugly NiggaS
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>>73127417
which posts are yours?
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>>73127575
this
>>73126526
was my first post after coming back from work
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>>73127312
you're such a hypocrite cunt

you even posted my pic on /lat/ for no reason
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>>73127569
I don't think this would be allowed

>>73127547
What does it mean though
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>>73127479
LOL - Laughing Out Loud
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>>73126525
i also do this

>>73121463
if you look older some places won't card. otherwise you're gonna have to make friends
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going to order a papa john's pizza in 3 days
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>>73122837
*throws gloves*
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*devours feces*
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Please give me a (you) lads
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>>73128394
pics or didn't happen
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i dont understand how snoop dogg smokes so much weed

he'd have to chainsmoke blunts packed with kief at the rate of a stressed out single mother to even feel slightly high
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>>73128474
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>>73128554
you disgusting fuck
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would you date a cute redditor? I wouldn't
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>>73128421
>lads
*vapes at you*
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>>73128620
High quality post
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>>73128617
Better question: would you date a cute h*lfchanner?
I would but only if they are good looking
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>>73128754
i really want an imageboard gf
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pizza place has 15 minutes to deliver before they go over the estimated delivery time
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got jury duty once again.

mother fucker
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>>73128769
Femautists aren't really sane though, I think it'd be only worth it if they were really good looking
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>>73128782
What kind of pizza did you order?
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>>73128864
Maybe it'll be a murder case this time, those are always fun
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>>73128888
women arent sane, and i have my own issues

as long as she's loyal and not a bitch you can work through it
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who /melancholy/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWF1qiWs0L4
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>>73128990
Every day of my life my man. Sometimes I wonder if I make people sad being around them
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>>73128990
>tfw no one ever plays the better song at parties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN674mwKSkM
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>>73129067
>tfw vibe killer
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>vibe killer posts
>thread goes dead
whoa
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Burrito Juarez putting the M in cum.
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Any of you faggots like history?
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>>73130165
You don't like history, you like memes.
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>>73130165
ur mums puss is history hombre, full of cobwebs and skeletons of pharaohs
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>>73130227
Tranquilo, chico rudo.
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What do I post on this notorious chatroom 4chan?
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yo who up
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>>73130521
"""""funny""""" ironic memes
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>>73130521
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What's your favorite Death Grips track
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>>73130583
O shit is that from flipnote hatena?
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Why do people "like" stuff on social media
i don't get it
who gives a shit if you give it a thumbs up
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>>73130543
me lol
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>>73130864
its like getting (you)s, its shows that people actually acknowledge your post
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>>73130927
Same. My time on 4chan is spent mostly maximizing (You)s and minimizing effort to get them
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>>73130521
You complain about non-cum flags
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>>73130864
they've been encouraged to by the websites so they can collect data on people's interests

not sure why no one realizes by using facebook you are literally just handing mark zuckerberg money
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u ever look at u dic n think oooh yeh id suc
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>>73131114
Nah.
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>>73131114
yeah
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didnt go to calc 1 in like 2 weeks

ive been going back now and handing assignments in but I had a really bad 2 weeks

anyway the next exam is on thursday, I'm really worried about it, if I dont pass this class it will be embrassing to myself and I won't be able to graduate in 4 years, I'm a freshman

t. blogposter
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>>73131182
well shoulda dun smartened up earlier son
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>>73131182

I spent my first year dickin off as well. Fuggin as many women as I could and my grades slipped.

Most colleges will let you retake a class and your new grade will replace your old one.

just do good on exams and try not to stress on it too much
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I want to be about dat lyf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w3AVSNzxT4
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>>73131114
bit gay
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what do you even do in calc? never did it in hs
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>>73130411
theres a guy I knew from middle school in my steam friends whos username is benito juarez jr

I want to message him a bunch of maximillian dindunuffin stuff but I don't know him very well

I don't even know why thats his name really it could just be totally random
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What does it feel like for you as an American when you see and read all those non-natives writing in colloquial English?

Because if I saw some German learners from the US writing in colloquial German trying to sound like a Bavarian or something, I'd think it's really fuccen weird tbPh.
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>>73131303
contemplate suicide repeatedly
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https://news.vice.com/story/california-lgbtq-laws-history

based california
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>>73131303
I only took pre-calc and (((pre-calc with less pre-calc))) and all we did was move variables around and solve them.
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>tfw get the tax rebate

Time to eat as many burgers as possible.
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>>73131421
why?
calc has no use in real life

if you know your 1+1 you're pretty much set

maths can end at grade 9

have fun cramming shit in your brain that has zero value
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>>73131414
Idk 2bqhwyfamalam, never really thought of it. It's not as weird to me irl because I can usually still hear their accents, or if I can't hear their accent them I'd never know.
I had a french teacher from Morocco and she went to speech therapy to not sound like a shitskin and I never would've thought she was foreign.
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>>73131610
But it would be weird if they said shit like "y'all" wih a foreign accent
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>>73131536
someone drown this troglodyte
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>>73131274
I dont do any fuggin.
don't do any drinking or drugs either.
never talk to anyone. actually the only other people I talk to irl is on the weekends. actually more like every second weekend.

I post here a lot, that's it. also sleep a lot during the wrong times.
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oh shit i gotta get done making a sleeve for my laptop real quick before I leave on thursday
also need some kind of pouch for my new camera (gonna try to sneak some hot candid toes for y'all)
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>>73131485
I'd buy a new mobility scooter with harder suspension so the wheels don't drag
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>>73131729
my sister is in germany right now say hi to her thanks
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>>73131739
Not a bad idea actually.
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>>73131768
where she at blood i can give her a hug too and buy her a döner kebab
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https://www.reddit.com/user/renco6/submitted/

guy got a good one
nice little ass

feet are OK i'd say, don't fancy the toes too much but she still looks fine
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Huh, good thing I filtered germany XD couldn't even imagine the abhorrent nonsense they talk about aha
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>>73131843
well you're missing out on cute asian asscheeks
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>>73131840
>>73131882
Germany pls
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>tfw you completely cut off contact with someone you thought you'd be friends with for the rest of your life

They said I never valued them as a real friend and that I was a selfish person. After that we stopped talking and now we've blocked each other on all social media. We knew each other for a year and grew very close together.

I've finally picked up a driver's license, got a job, and am making more friends. At first, it was really nice to have someone to open up to and I felt it made me stronger, but we started getting into arguments where we'd stop talking to each other for 3-4 days over dumb shit, and I'm at the stage of my life where I don't need dramatic people dumping negativity on me because I'm picking up the piece of my life after not leaving my house for about 3 years.

I'm not happy about it. I'm hurting pretty bad.
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>>73131793
I think they went to frankfurt first, she left on friday
it's with her high school german class
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>sister messages me on normiebook to tell me she's an elite hacker because she can get emulators running on her Mac
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>>73131843
you're missing out on some very thought provoking posts
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>>73131969
oh shit I legit could have bought her a döner
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>>73131957

Something similar happened to me anon

>childhood best friend
>literally planning on living near each other after college
>play vidya, hang out constantly
>only a single fight between us in all the years
>one day I call him
>"number disconnected"
>try to message him on steam, he hasn't been on since
>try to message him on FB, FB is deleted
>no word from him at all and it has been 3 years now
>look up his name in the college directory
>see a pic of him at graduation

what's worse is that I don't even know what I did to make him do this to me
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>>73121248

who /papertiger/ here

I talk like I'm hot shit and I have friends and am attractive, but I am secretly a little faggot ass bitch with hyperinsecurity
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Oh, so you still feel young? Well…here are some facts.. ;D

- Eminem is turnin 45
- Brad Pitt is 53 (and also older than Charlie Sheen)
- Will Smith is now as old as Uncle Phil from the Fresh Prince
- Titanic was on the big screen 19 years ago
- Roger Moore is turning 90
- Thomas and Vada from My Girl will both turn 39th
- The Lion King hit the cinema 23 years ago
- Sixteen years ago the first season of Scrubs went on air
- People born in the year of 2000 can now legally ride a car

….feeling old yet? ;-)
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>>73132135
Only 90s kids remember :^P
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why is chicago full of mexicans?

how do they travel that far?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCPUUBhRDwI

thoughts?
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do you support the claim that america was built by slaves and would be absolutely NOTHING without slavery?
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>>73132282

No because thats retarded
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Where should I go to eat tonight, lads?
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>>73132282

all slaves did was pick cotton and chimp out occasionally

they contributed absolutely nothing
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>>73132294
but almost every black person in america seems to believe that it's so.
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>>73132364
brain force topped with some super male vitality
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>>73132273
Shit
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>>73132364

Italian or Greek
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>>73132382
thats because they were never taught of the factories up north and believe that agriculture is the only thing we had.
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>>73132382

People like to feel that they're part of an important group.
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>>73132426
Patrician taste.

>>73132484
There's a local restaurant near me that serves really good gyros. Would that count?
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>>73132543

Italian
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>>73132543

yes gyros are delishus
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>>73132569
No Italian in my area that I can think of.
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whoa....these tortilla chips...they're really good.....
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so this...is the power of gamer fuel
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cool ranch doritos are patrician tier desu
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mmmm....a few more of these...and I'm ready for this gaming sesh
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>>73132744
>not Zesty Cheese
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>>73132714

CODE K_ _ _ TO GET 10% OFF ANY G-FUEL PRODUCT
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wow..................that's a headshot bruh
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/vint/.................more like......hm............................/cunt/
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>>73132744
>>73132767
>not ranch dipped hot wings
trash tier taste desu
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>>73132135
>People born in the year of 2000 can now legally ride a car
So much german in this sentence... heh
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Is /cock/ the greatest board on 4chan?
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>>73132272
They even get as far as maine
But at least maine has blueberries to pick
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http://concert.arte.tv/de/time-warp

Can you access this from the US?
Would you want to join the German Tekkkno crowd and go dun turnt up at TIME WARP?

I think I might want to hit up a club in Taipei on Friday, Ron Albrecht is playing a set at Korner. (German DJ, part of Dystopian Records. Labelmate Rodhåd is also playing a set in the link I provided, highly recommend it)
But it's like 17$ at the door, no drink. Kinda hefty.
Then again you might get some prime booty rubbing going on with sweaty Taiwanese.
Fuck going to clubs in Germany, too many drugs and muh deep house faggots.
Fuck all the cokeheads, not sure why coke has become fashionable again lately.
Coke or Speed, appears people can't have fun without those substances any more.

What are your thoughts on drug abuse?
I think druggies should be lined up and shot.

Regards

臺灣人

>>73132959
It's Englisch
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me, personally? hm......I think I prefer.....the mcchicken
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>>73132979
No, /fitlit/ was for a bit but it declined.
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>>73133021
no
Chicken Nugget Burger from Burger King (not lettuce) is the only choice
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>>73133013
>going to parties
No thanks! I have no life.
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oh gosh....my ouya just came........it came in the mail. think I'll emulate....I'll pretend my ouya is an old console......emulate some old mario games
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>>73132979
/mo/ was consistently OK
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>>73133138
>ouya
lol
what a shitbox that thing was

loving every laugh when I think of the losers who funded this shit
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literally god tier
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>>73133003
chicago is like 30%+ mexican though it's crazy

i'm listening a pod cast where a guy put up a craigslist ad for free puppies in chicago and every caller is mexican, like barely even speaks english mexican
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god is love.....god is life...god is all. praise be unto the one true god......the only god....my god. allahu ackbar
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Just had my second cuppa joe

I'M UP
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Do you guys know Comedian Entertainer Daniel Songer?
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>>73133291
I just want to put it out there that I think the only way for liberal democracy to survive is to prohibit religion from accenting day to day life.

No religion in schools. No religious clothing outside of festivals or holidays.No religious institutions that are sponsored by the government.

CERTAINLY no chopping genitals or killing people for religion (or any other reason).
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>>73133501
sorry bro, society just doens't work without niqab or burka. I think your land of rape and unchecked blasphemy says plenty about that
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>>73133501

that's what France has done.

how are they fairing?
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Ya'll niggas ghey
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>comfy monday afternoon
>just fapped to catgirls
>eating a burger
>watching the red sox game

I fucking love America
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>>73132053
well did you see any american high school groups running around????
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David Ortiz roided
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>>73134045
>only test he ever tested positive was a mass testing where more people tested positive than took the test

Really makes you think
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>>73133875
no
but i'd guess they were out and about while I was at work
I only walked past two teenage American girls but one was black and the other looked trashy.
>>
yo canadians wassup with all this quality RnB coming out of toronto. what's going on up there.
>>
>>73132103
only when writing papers

I use a lot of big words and reference writers casually that I've never read

I remember in 8th grade my friends I hung around, who were also sort of snooty 2smart4u kids called me a pseudointellectual. I guess I remained that way.
>>
Ireland is fucking pathetic
>>
Do you ever think about how lucky we are to be born in the best country in human history?
>>
>>73125318
>>73125808
>>73126194
jesus, chill out nerds. /cum/ is a place of love and friendship
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>>73134392
no because we aren't

not a lefty btw
actually I'm so far right that I hate everything the US has ever represented

shame I'm a member of its culture
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*listens to Eurobeat once*
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>>73134548
Seems like you would benefit from moving somewhere else.
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>>73134548
I really gotta know what you think the best country in human history is
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>ywn walk the PCT
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>>73134619
Taiwan
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>white people think chipotle is spicy
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>>73134619
the mongol empire

or prehistory
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RED SOX WINNING BOYS
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Life.
What is life?
>>
>>73134392
Yes, doesn't stop me from being sad
>>
Just got burger king buds
>>
>>73134959
whatchu get
>>
>>73135050
a whopper
>>
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be honest
would you?
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>>73135137
Not rape if she asks.

I use to watch her cam all the time, now she does too much butt stuff and he butt looks like its on the brink of prolapse so I stopped watching her.

Sick of the anal meme
>>
>>73135206
what's her name
gotta watch that anus
>>
>>73135273
Can't remember off the top of my head, something with fox in it on chaturbate.
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>>73135137
hm yes I did my masters thesis on the consensual rape paradox
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>>73135376
>New England
>not american football

stupid leaf
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>canada
>first world
>>
>>73135448

COMFY
>>
>>73135308
sexyredfox89
aha aha
lots of foot content
>>
>>73135551
yep that's her, she use to be way more attractive.
>>
>>73134688

appalachian trail is better
>>
>realizing that i'm too old to get into a relationship and raise a family at this point

welp, i guess the normie life isn't for me

not sure if i should feel bad about this or not
>>
>>73135651
it's never too late
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wish there was a Southern IRA
>>
>>73135664
>never too late
yes it is
>>
>>73135651
Going to date a 18-20 year old in my 30s and have a kid with her by impressing her with my average job and salary.
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>>73135703
it isn't
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>>73135376

You are welcome.

I thing there are other states where baseball is more popular but im not sure.
>>
>>73135721
you do know women start becoming infertile around age 30 right?

also being elderly when your kids are teenagers would suck

>>73135709
not a bad idea desu but i don't think i could pull it off
>>
>>73135783
you use normie life unironically, you can't be older than 21

go suck a clit

you know women still have kids at 45 nowadays
>>
>>73135864
those kids have autism though

t. one of those kids
>>
>>73135864
i'm 30

>you know women still have kids at 45 nowadays
yeah, and it costs incredible amounts of money, and the odds of your child being disabled are incredibly high

also being 65+ when your kid is a teenager would be shit
>>
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Can we all acknowledge that Racer X was the superior racer?
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>>73135931
you're talking out of your ass

just because your white trash mom got jizzed up the pisshole at 16 doesn't mean 30+ hasn't become the norm for huwites to get kids nowadays
get with the times and fuck a willing wife
import a cambodian or some shit

>m-muh disabled kids
>m-muh vaccinations cause autism
>>
Watching Bill Maher
He's so based
>>
>>73135931

adoption masterrace (just not shitskins)

but I see your point, not everyone can afford adoption
>>
onion rings make my sharts smell real bad
>>
>>73128554
madman!
>>
>>73136206
>Watching Bill Maher
>He's so based

stop
>>
>>73135651
My dad had me when he was 45 though
>>
>>73136182
nice, anti-vaxxer accusation out of the blue. you're classy and very intelligent, please keep sniffing feet
>>
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>>73136276
>>
>>73135701
Be the first
>>
>>73136182
fuck off retard. white people should all have 10 kids starting at age 18 and no later than 23
>>
>>73136408

>r-religion, am i rite?
*thunderous applause*

>D-DRUMPF
*audience moaning in laughter*

>CONSERVATIVES, WHY ARE THEY SO RACIST!
*audience orgasms from the feeling of self-righteousness
>>
>>73136182
>you're talking out of your ass
there's plenty of data about mothers age and birth defects available, a simple google would prove me right

>m-muh vaccinations cause autism
i never said or implied this

my mother was 26 when i was born

>import a cambodian or some shit
ew, no

that would completely defeat the purpose of having children
>>
>>73136488
He's a lot better than le current year man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmRDUcbx9tw
>>
why are people still responding to the german
>>
>>73136566
I like asian feet
>>
>>73136545

TBF that's an older clip and I used to find him great back then. Because the religious right was fucking retarded.

He's still funny sometimes nowadays, and he does call out liberals when they do something stupid.

But he's the definition of intellectual arrogance
>>
>>73136545
i'd have to agree he is the most reasonable of the bunch by a long shot
>>
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Gonna make some big poopoos
brb
>>
>>73136475
dc will burn
>>
>>73136182
rage harder next time
>>
Would you drink Angel's Melon Smoothie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nC-0Bu9yLk
>>
>>73136626
>>73136627
I'm not a liberal but he's someone I can stand watching to get to see the other side of things. One of the few liberal talkshow hosts who doesn't pussyfoot around sjw-esque stuff

I also like that he has debates (although they're often unbalanced) instead of people like le current year man who just yell at the camera and tell you how to think

Only thing that's really been bothering me lately is his kremlin in the white house shit
>>
>>73136775
Why do thais look like chinks with an extra chromosome?

Also yes
>>
What a stupid fucking video

Why would anyone carry a fucking gas cooker and all those sauce bottles plus pans and knives on a rock in a river to fry some carp.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5BnyjpblPA

Gotta love the monkey feet tho.
Can you imagine a SEAgirl giving you a footy?
They have dexterity in their toes unknown to the western world.
>>
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Hahaa I'm in the bathroom now
YUGE poopoos
>>
>>73136934
Jungle Asians do?
>>
why is it so hard to get you's in cum if you're not a kraut?
>>
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>>73136705
That's the spirit!
>>
Make a post Mexico
>>
>>73136934
don't like how she ripped the crab's limbs off while it was alive
fucking stupid tree bitch. hope she gets disease
>>
>>73137055
here's one
>>
>>73137215
This, kill it clean first
Bullet to the head please
>>
>>73137209
Aii, arriba.
>>
>>73137249
she killed it by ripping it in half
>>
>>73137055

here's a (you)

don't commit suicide please
>>
>>73137215

it's a crab retard

who gives a fuck what a crab feels
>>
>>73137376
Spot the psychopath
>>
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>>73137376
>>
>>73137376
i care. i am one with the animals
>>
>>73137227
>>73137328
I don't want your pity you's I want an answer
>>
>>73136666
*shits on your waifu*
>>
united states is number 1
>>
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>>73137482
*blocks your path with my armpit*
>>
Literally couldn't care less about the suffering of animals that will end up on my plate.

My life before theirs.
>>
>>73137406

killing an eating animals doesn't make you a psychopath

when I eat fish I leave them on the bank and let them suffocate before chopping their cunt head off
>>
>>73137560
Kill it fast my man
>>
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>pic is 1428x2000
>>
https://twitter.com/rawanabanana/status/848641083193950208

thoughts on this?
>>
>>73137539
l-lewd senpai-chan
>>
>>73137589
she's fucking ugly
>>
>>73137584
You don't like HD armpits?
>>
america must be destroyed
>>
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>>73137560
pathetic and savage. may you suffer
>>
>>73132979
yes
>>
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>Sargon
>>
>>73137655
That's what electing Trump was for
>>
i hate the western culture
>>
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>she played the fiddle in an irish band but fell in love with an english man
What the FUCK did they mean by this?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK0J9tptMwI

thoughts on this?
Japan is literally a shithole.
Comfy, cute, nice tourist destination.
Still a shithole tho.

>>73137660
idk man if you're that big and all you can do is open your mouth without actually trying to defend yourself you probably deserve being sliced up alive

pretty sick knife tho, must be HELLA sharp
>>
>>73137724
Englishmen have bigger potatoes
>>
>>73137777
Nice doubles
>>
>>73137735

>14 minutes

give us a summary famalam
>>
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Foreign edition
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>And I ask you friend, what's a fellow to do? Because her hair was black and her eyes were blue
NO NO NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>
>>73137806
Japan a shit
>>
>>73137718
i voted for him with the hope that everything might go to shit and the south would rise again
>>
>>73137810
>hand over the parking pass Donald
>>
>>73137800
Nice doubles
>>
>>73137832
>south
>rising again
lel
>>
>>73137895
Thanks
Nice singles....faggot
>>
Literally gonna have to clean my whole apartment front to back in the next two days.
Why didn't I start earlier.
>>
New thread will be Mexican.

Read it here first.
>>
>>73138015
>>73138015
>>73138015
New
>>
>>73137927
you're... just a nothing to me, kiddo
>>
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>>73138028
>singles again
>>
Did hamburgers exist during ww2?
>>
>>73137075
me on the left
>>
>>73137777
Nice quads.
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