WTF! ARE YOU SEEING THE NEWS? UNITED KINGDOM IS ACTING SO RUDE

epic roleplay thread

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>>73116801
ftfy

autism

We are irrelevant anyways, no ono cares about us
Brits can have Gibraltar

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>>73116853
paint it yellow again

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>>73116888
no

Is Gibraltar even relevant anymore?

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>>73117057
I TOLD YOU TO PAINT IT YELLOW AGAAAAIN

>>73117077
Treaty of Utrecht.

End of discussion.

the entirety of the Spanish speaking world is not worth a single English fingernail, not even a Welsh fingernail

>claiming the entire caribbean as latin america
literally lmao, they play cricket and are therefore white

>>73117077
>Is the only entrance to the mediterranean sea from the Atlantic even relevant

>>73117697
>gibraltar
>the entrance to the mediterranean sea from the atlantic

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>>73116801
>Falklands yellow
nice try diego.

>>73117857
whoever owns it, legally owns a part of the waters nearby.

>Argentine and Spain form an alliance
>Argentine and Spain start funding and giving weapon to IRA
>Simultaneous attack on the Malvines, Gibraltar and NI
>London is confused
>The 3-way front conquests all of England
>London prays for help but they're alone no EU froinds now
>We win the war
>Now the UK is no more and in their place lies the Republic of Scotland, Republic of Wales, Republic of Cornwall and the European Federated State of England

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>>73118474
>Country.
>Nukes.

>Argentina.
>No.

>Spain.
>No.

>Ireland.
>No.

>England.
>Yes.

Dare to try.

>>73118812
Both Argentina and Spain are friends of Russia, we're forcing the EU to stop Russia bans and we didn't apply it here causing massive Brussel butthurt, if we get nuked you would help us :3

>>73118906
>Both Argentina and Spain are friends of Russia

KEK

>>73118906
>Both Argentina and Spain are friends of Russia
I admit Argentina may be sort of friend of Russia, but not you Spain. We'll rather join Anglo side.

>>73118474
>>73118906
autism

>>73118812
>autistic bydlo thinking
Are you retarded?I know that Russians are subhuman garbage but come on.You line of thinking is beyond retardation.

The moment the UK fires a nuke on Europe they will be wiped out from the face of the Earth.

>>73118812
>anyone using nukes
>ever

nice meme

>>73117867
That photo is actually HMS Antelope, sunk by 1950's A-4s with dumb bombs.
Shameful display, dog eater.

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>>73119574
>>73119595
Oh?

>>73119133
Basically this

>>73119708
t. anglo immigrant

You have to go back.

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>>73119099
Sure,
Guess who got butthurt at the mere thought of having Russian Ships going through the strait.

>>73119683
You surely did so, sing those nukes on the Chinese in place of military to preserve Hong Kong's autonomy, Nigel. Good thing Hong Kong is still part of the Empire right? Surely a situation like that will never happen again since you took such a firm stance against the Chinese, right?

>>73116801
>Puerto Rico
>Yellow
Hold the fuck up.

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We have some high quality missiles for sale here folks! Ask anytime, anyside:^)

>>73127046
SOPA

>>73117697
>only entrance

gibraltar is leaning almost too much to the east

>>73116801
What are they gonna do, take all those British pensioners hostage?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39475127

>Mr Picardo urged European Council President Donald Tusk to remove the reference to Gibraltar.

>"Mr Tusk, who has been given to using the analogies of the divorce and divorce petition, is behaving like a cuckolded husband who is taking it out on the children," he said.

Lmao, is he one of us?

>>73127135

???

>>73120729
>>73119708

Cheap prices :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_GHE2DjsqQ

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>>73127967
Will they fit here or are they land based only?

(Asking for a friend of course :DDDD)

>>73116801
We would probably still win even if all those spic countries declared war on us

>>73124441
Yes, Spain and Argentina are in the same league as China, definetely can't see how it' different at all

>>73116801
>Belize coloured in yellow

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S BRITISH

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>>73117697
The fucking ignorance of my own citizens never ceases to amaze me.

Gibraltar is irrelevant from a military standpoint, they have no territorial waters, they don't control the strait, they can't close the strait. We have the key of the strait and the entrance to the Mediterranean.

Gibraltar is a tax haven ruled by Andalusians larping as Brits, that's what it is and nothing more.

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>>73118474
It's in their best interest to side with us

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>>73130304
Don't forget that even with the most optimistic british claim on Gibraltar's territorial waters that rock is useless as well. Well at least if you don't come from Suez.

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A reality where England is warring the EU and Trump doesn't intervene against the EU is a reality that is a fiction.

>>73130434
Tue, and I don't even remember the Brits claiming those territorial seas beyond the Gibraltarians themselves with buffoons like Picardo at the head. They are not recognized internationally anyway, and as you say, it would still give them no power over the strait, it would be mostly useful for fishing.

>>73130553
This.

>>73130400
VOC
O
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>>73130553
France has nuclear weapons too though.

>>73130994
France is England's best ally though

>>73130827
toch?

>>73131121
Why you'd leave the EU then!

I wanted to befriend you fucks, but now all that can come to thinking of my fellow Brits is your betrayal!

>>73130553
>>73130994
>and in the confusion, the NEUTRAL cunt called Mexico got nuked by the US, not the UK.

>>73130994

France would remain neutral so we wouldn't have to fight you or you us.

>>73132171
>Britain attacks the EU
>meaning we have any say left in whether to be neutral or not
"Nah".