L'édition Québécois
>Official Unofficial Rules
1. Post something in you're language or request something in someone else's
B. Go to http://www.vocaroo.com/ and record yourself
iii. Post your recording and receive criticism, and critique other's.
四. Must post at least one (1) OC vocaroo to participate in this thread
>Obligatory English, but please post other languages and more difficult texts because that's the only way these threads get interesting! :)
"Bouchard is most comfortable playing as the aggressor, often hitting on the rise in order to rush opponents by redirecting the pace of oncoming groundstrokes. Bouchard's forehand and backhand techniques are visibly flawed, with both strokes regularly involving exaggerated shoulder turns in an attempt to force power. These flaws are compounded by her tendency to hit early after the ball's bounce, resulting in rushed shot production."
>French
"Je lui dropkick la geule puis je lui brise les doigt et la mâchoire inférieure ,ensuite je ramène génie Bouchard ,je l'égorge devant lui puis je lui fout un bâton de dynamite dans le cul et je lui passe l'hymne anglais dans ces oreilles en allumant la mèche et en regardant son cul exploser"
Let us look at pictures of...OH GOD i can't even look at it! i, seriously, like i-i google "vaginas" and i get this fucking picture! i can't even fucking look at it. i don't like looking at them, they're too low.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DkrX5Rw5ng
>>73115676
Is that Le dark souls man?
>>73115705
who's that?
>"What makes you an expert on women having never touched a girl, kissed a girl, or had with sex a girl, or been in a relationship with a girl?"
You don't need experience to know about something.
Sometimes when I'm in social circles there are girls around that I observe them. And that's what I, a lot of what I base my theories on.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1prxTXyw7wg
>"Do you think you'd be able to hide that you're a virgin when you lose it?"
uhh...you mean if?
haha no im just kidding
Uh yeah I think I can hide it well...no actually I don't know if I can...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qW9QLDEe5h
I've seen better threads.
>>73115931
whoops meant to reply to my own post>>73115931
Yeah well maybe you should make one you fuckking moorish cocksucker
Your shit threads are still better than my best threads.
brb gonna go buy a pack of ciggies and make a cuppa yorkshire
>>73115952
>>73116061
actually this is a Génie Bouchard thread, so if you could refrain from posting Parisian that'd be great.
>>73116162
je veux baigner dans sa sueur
>>73116162
She's an ugly anglo beast and her french is all retarded.
>>73116209
EFFAÇ
>>73116323
The dumb cunt could use the vocaroo thread to improve her pathetic french.
>>73115374
Attempt at french
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QMpY3s99Fl
10/10 english
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Hl6mioym5z