Where my fellow Aussies at?

hello fellow kangaroo

hi
>>73111729
thanks

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Pretty sure we've got a thread already.

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>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the wagga wagga people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on 4chan all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>http://www.3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds

>>73111721
are aussies truly the worst shit posters?

>>73111756
I can confirm.

>>73111721
I sure do love footie m8

HATE the Northern Territory

>>73111749
>>wake up next to your sister
Hot

>>73112093
Move to a real state then, Darwin is one of the worst places in Australia I've been to. Sydney, Melbourne or Brisbane are proper.

>>73111721
Arvo cobber!

Nevah eva' dog ya mates, cunts

Sudanese but true blue at heart, from South Sydney

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>tfw you will never be Australian as poor French NEET diaspora and stay stuck in a nigger-infested shithole state called Louisiana which is 32% nigger and you're surrounded by niggers
Please, PLEASE help me, Bruce.

>>73112245
Australians can barely stand their biggest and best immigrant group, Pommies, why would they want Americans

Unless you're some B-list LA celebrity I wouldn't even contact Aussie immigration

>>73112245
Come to Australia on a boat as a refugee. We'll look after you. :^)

>>73112275
Being American, he'll just sink it off Florida coast

>>73112300
Even better!

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>>73112214
So that's why that Sudanese guy was always good at bants.

>>73112272
>best immigrant group
>pommies
Pick one mate.

>>73113175
Thank you Bruce, you are my greatest ally :DD

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>>73112166
>Melbourne
>proper
Yeah, nah
t. Gumsucker

>>73111721
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>>73112093
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>>73113320
el australiANO

>>73113351
hello silly benis

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>>73113217
Actually yeah if I did have to pick anybody it would be New Zealand.

>>73112093
>>73112166
>tfw from alice springs but live in SA and unironically love NT

>>73113351
I don't understand this meme.
Can someone give me a quick run down.

>>73116615
He's a Phillipenis.