/brit/

non anglos should be slaughtered mercilessly in the arena by various beasts

/brit/ but every time they say foy another yank appears

>filename is reddit

no its fucking not. Its imgur you mong now fuck off you stupid fucking cunt before I put my booth through your chipped and crooked teeth

any yanks in here

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We do it all for her

>>73109492
who is that

I want to fuck the queen so hard

>>73109496
nah mate
also FOY

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>friend zone

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Lads what does foy actually mean

can't believe that pirates worship a parasite hag that has never worked

>>73109510
Good lad

>>73109503
me

>>73109516
the Mexican dream

>>73109515
It means go back to /v/ you unimaginative grub

>>73109516
i think she used to fix jeeps during ww2

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>tfw you will never receive a single (you) in /brit/

>>73109530
She fixed my jeep during WW2 if you know what I mean

woah so fucking useful

>>73109498
I'd do it for Holly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45Fa6uFvdwU

>>73109536
what do you mean?

@73109535(You)
wew lad
probably not even from a brit either aha

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>>73109535
stop lying

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>>73109535
I'm a Briton, trust me lad!

redpill me on the mexican

When was the last time someone touched you?

I was on a busy train on Friday and bumped into some people, the last time another human being touched me on purpose was the end of the Christmas holidays when I was saying goodbye to my mum.

new rick and morty lads

>>73109512
good

>>73109565
it was freaking epic

>>73109546
I mean she took a wrench to my nuts and bolts

>>73109563
yo mama

I wish I was Australian

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>>73109563
2008

need a lad to sit on my willy

he is posting fucking frogs

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>>73109563
I hugged me mum last weekend

yankposting MERCILESSLY

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Undertaker just retired..

>>73109587
I could be that lad. Is your Willy thicc?

>>73109565
really
omg
gonna wait to have some 'zza with it
ty xx xx

>>73109615
ahh yes retiring from mandrama

>>73109624
its not fake. dont know why mongs are so convinced it is

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>>73109624
ITS REAL TO ME

>>73109622
let's just say it hurts me if i don't use a condom

classics tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YLZTDQeEEw

>>73109623
better not be taking the piss or ill heem you tae fuck

>tfw you don't have a British Conmonwealth flag and you're an ardent supporter of the British Crown
Hang me please, lads, end my suffering!

what is the point of posting frogs?

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>>73109645
pepe is our emotional medium

>>73109639
actually no
realised i sounded ironic
but im excited x

>>73109656
sarcastic

>>73109615
Wrestling is dead lad. He was that last good one. Glad to have seen him and all that shit live once back when it was fun. Wouldn't have minded seeing rock and stone cold but whatever.

>>73109571
she what?

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gonna end it

>>73109678
me along with you

>>73109684
the janny will hear about this

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why can't they all be this?

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>>>

>>73109684
Erm sweetie to correct way to tell us to leave is FOB (Fuck off Bruce)

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>he doesn't have a cheeky piss with his mates every now and again

Lads...

>>73109698

The A stands for Abbo

>>73109656
good haha the episode is pretty good so enjoy :)

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best fanning

why are all americans named chase or hunter?

>>73109725
laughed at this post

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>>73109725
My name's Luke, sir

>>73109735
oi CUNT you got big nose aint ya

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>>73109684
I'll forgive ya this time lad, but don't do it again.

Just had sex lads

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>73109725
my name's Erik

>>73109725
these are both runt names

>>73109748
fuck off back to norway and take your wooden shoes and creamy fish with you

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https://twitter.com/RickandMorty
>(((Morty)))

>>73109755
this

>>73109745
FOY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CS1cUIxBVg

>>73109739
Yes, I got it from my father who is a man of French descent. Also the Americans who come on here are secretly crypto-Frenchmen trying to take over

Britain shall be ours

he's gonna take you back to the past
to watch you fuck his wife in the ass

>>73109775
Nice one swede

Was the (((Jew))) thing even a real thing before those twitter journies started using it?

I only noticed it here after a guardian article ran a story on it, typical of journalists to suck each other off like that

>>73109781
it was a browser plugin before it became a meme

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me

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>>73109776
......cunt

they removed the brackets since goyim started discovering that ((((bad people))) had it

>>73109778
he'd rather have a negro blow a load in his ear

need some acid house remixes of commodore 64 demo music

>>73109787
>2+ year old screen shot
For what reason

>>73109786
was it widespread though? where did it originate?

>>73109806
>responding to a 2 year old screenshot

fucking retard

just got back from the smoke sesh with the boys

cited thailad in an argument

he will do another stream

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>>73109812
Something like a right wing radio station would always echo the names of jews instead of pointing out they were jews and then someone made the plugin. Not entirely sure on who and where they're from.
>>73109821
do tell

>>73109725
only hunter i know is 20 yrs old with 2 kids to 2 different moms

he must be part nigger

LIAM!!

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ah yes

>>73109846
Hello Liam!

>>73109859
just remember kirchoffs rules bro u'll be fine!!!

>>73109838
friend was arguing that someone who spoke only english couldn't live in Bangkok

>>73109838
that wiki article kek

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class d is so fucking clever

Liam is here

>>73109852
>>73109869
>>73109884

>>73109846 is not me. I haven't even done the "hello nigger" gimmick in weeks

>na my nonce mate from 4chan lives in thailand and told me otherwise!

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the gf

>>73109799
thainonce this is you isn't it

>>73109891
are you bumhole lad?

>>73109905
yeah

Hong Kong is better than Singapore

>>73109898
give her a pair of trousers that fit would you

1m African migrants may be en route to Europe, says former UK envoy

>>73109876
he's wrong, but it really helps.
>>73109903
no

>>73109923
That is a very low estimate since more than a million have came in 2014, 2015 and 2016 ahhaa

>>73109916
pantaloooooons

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mekkin dindins lads want a bite?

>>73109956
looks soggier than your nans snatch after a night with the bull

>>73109969
mind if i respond to you and tell you that this is a good post, or would you rather I dont?

never done sex

>>73109995
want to suck my cock

>>73110003
Yes please

never done a hand hold

never done a hug

>>73110022
Your hand can hold my cock

>>73110027
you can hug my cock

never done a emotional eye contact

held hands with the ex bf at the cinema when i was 18 and he was 17
first time is amazing

>>73109995
>>73110022
>>73110027
done all these

Charlotte Hawkins, yay or nay?

>>73110051
hello faggot

never done a real job

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Fuck the EU

never done a success

>>73110051
fucking bent

never done a not hate myself

Ffgjtegkhgjjj

poutgggi

what is the bracket around jewish last names meme? i dont get it

>>73110110
great

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>hello faggot

>fucking bent

>>73109988
you may respond now yes

>>73110110
Are you actually a mental?

got called nutty in dairy queen

got called mongrel in cold rock ice creamery

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491195002743.webm
how does he keep getting away with this?

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>i dont get it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdG57lgHFaA

morning lads

sync effects on multiple channels and samples
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90AEamQCLog

>>73110180
very much enjoyed that

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WAKE ME UP INSIDE

listening to anime OSTs lads

Now listen to me, all of you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBVTDLtTLtE

>>73110201
What a disgusting rorke.
Bet he produces disgusting white things in the corners of his mouth.

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>>73110201
British Molymeme

>>73110201
Love this chap

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>>73110217
NEERRRRRD

>>73110201
Are pat

wish i was casey neistat

wish i was a cat

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>>73110230
>that North America and Europe shrinking away

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who /notsleptyet/ here

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>>73110313
*scratches you*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aZuj_SDqDo

>>73110339
slept, showered, eaten some porridge, drinking a cup of tea. get a job, hippy.

>>73110365
>being a wagecuck

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lads

>get a job, hippy.
haha alri' mr noseberg

Rate my dancing skills

https://liveleak.com/view?i=ab2_1486186607

>>73110424
shant

would hate being a wageslave in my imo

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>>73110429

>>73110429
fucking hell, madness...

>>73110462
would love to spaff on her necklace

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>>73110462
but i live to impress you algerian man

15mg of diazepam and a shot of tequila straight down the gullet

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off to work lads

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>>73110486
where you at senpai ill come round lets get retarded

>>73110486
>>73110496
kiss

Alright lads, day shift here. You can go to bed now.

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>>73110523
i dont work for free baby gotta pay me for the privilege

>>73110543
clocking out in about 30 lad. thanks though

>>73109725
inbreeding

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lads

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>>73110582
yes my son?

>>73110556
POO

>>73110604
FOY

>>73110597
rasheedstation

Just woke up, think I'm going to phone in sick

don't have it in me

>>73110631
When someone tells me to FOY, i can't help but laugh. I literally, genuinely start laughing uncontrollably, because I know how mad they are. First off,
1) No, I won't "FOY"
2) America is bigger, better, and stronger than Britain
3) Fuck you
:)

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>>73110676

>>73110496
LETS GET RETARDED IN HERE

>>73110700
How was your ladyboy lad? Did you suck her todger?

>>73110676
wish i could phone in sick for the rest of my life

>>73110726
You're confusing me with the other lad

Graduated with a Masters at the prestigious Dab University.

>>73110738
>How was your ladyboy mate? Did you suck her willy ?

asbo

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4chan is trying to colonise reddit again

>>73110604
When someone tells me to POO, i can't help but laugh. I literally, genuinely start laughing uncontrollably, because I know how mad they are. First off,
1) No, I won't "POO"
2) India is older, smarter, and more cultured than USA
3) Fuck you
:)

>>73110754
Fuck are you talking about you pathetic worm don't ever message me again or I'll crush you like an ant you pathetic waste

http://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=68375

>>73110768
good lad

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/brit/ should make something desu

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poo lad

>>73110792
is this drawball?

>>73110754
feel like multiple things went wrong with this post

>>73110792
What am I looking at?

>>73110792
the fuck is this

>>73110810
>>73110809
>>73110800
Reddit

https://www.reddit.com/place/
For use
https://www.reddit.com/place/?webview=true

>>73110816
jesus christ mate, fuck off

>>73110801
catastrophe. thank god the day shift is here.need to clock out of /brit/

>>73110816
I just put a black dot on the US flag now I have to wait 5 minutes wtf

>>73110810
Its a reddit. For April fools they put up that canvas that anyone with an account can place a pixel once every 10 minutes

Source: browse reddit frequently

Decided not to go to work today waheeeeyy

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>>73110823
make me

oh whats that? you cant? thought not ahahahah

>>73110816
drawball is better, fuck off reddit

>>73110856
>uk
>saguaro cactus
you wish

>>10342611
>>10342611
>>10342611
>>10342611

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>>73110856
desu i think we beat you

Just had a cheeky look in the mirror and I like what I see. 5'9, lean but muscular frame, perfect jawline. I'm literally built for shagging.

>>73110869
>>>/gif/10342611

Is it wrong to beat your girlfriend regularly considering you've emotionally abused her for years to the point where she gives you consent because you made her feel worth about as much as a squashed bug crawling on the floor desperately trying to save itself?

Asking for a friend

>>73110882
what a terrible fucking thread, 100% derailed by post 10

may have to move the 'cide forward in my schedule

Yeah you're a regular poster on 4chan mate I'll bet she loves that

got a headache

>>73110961
might say that to my boss
is a 'fever' too vague?

>>73110874
>5'9

screaming

>>73110961
*drops a fat, steamy log directly onto your head&

>>73110973
no fever is perfect. if you get real specific you seem supsicious. just say you have a fever or "flu-like symptoms"

cannot believe my yellow fever has gotten to the point where I am not even interested in even the hottest white girls. life is grim

business idea: eat cheap food, shit it out, sell as fertiliser for a profit

>missed the bus again
wew i'm definitely being fired by the end of the week
also why does this board hate us so much
you could say "success breeds jealousy lel" but like it seems they have genuine hate for the vast majority (or all) of the country. particularly the mainlanders

>>73111015
>tfw 5'7" qt girl (male)

... Usual swipe down rules apply ...

had an awful dream last night that I was on 4chan posting stupid shit all day

Work in 72 minutes

>>73111018
>getting fired

grim

been swiping right on everyone how come no matches yet

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White Privilege

Need to stop playing FIFA I have proper little paddys when I lose throwing the controller and breathing heavily

>>73111055
If you swipe right on everything it thinks you're a bot and doesn't match you with anyone

me and the gf

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>>73111072

>>73111075
I had to stop la. Only thing in this world that makes me angry

>>73111080
it hasn't been everyone, but maybe 75%
too high still?

too scared to phone in
might just go into meltdown and quit

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me

>>73111096
Get a proxy you stupid nonce prick

>>73111080
this isn't correct

>>73111101
>tfw got skilled up by Ross Barkley

Was almost in tears for fucks sake

>>73111126
thats so raven

>>73111114
Possibility that you're just ugly as well. They have all sorts of algorithms. If you swipe right loads they assume you are ugly so they don't even offer you to half the girls you are swiping

>>73111128
for what purpose?

>>73111120
bet you'll get all nervous and stutter

>>73111075
>>73111101
exact same

i never lose my temper over anything besides these stupid fucking video games

embarrassing the way I act, breaking controllers and stuff

>>73111160
You're using your flag as a trip, desperate for attention. I find it pathetic. Don't like nonces either

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>>73111015

>not even on the chart

It's quite funny really

I despise the lot of you, I could expire the lot of you, but then I'd have no one to talk to.
You're so lucky

>>73111120
they dont care at all. he'll care for about 20 seconds but they cant do anything about it

i once broke my hand punching the wall after throwing a video game tantrum

>>73111051
btfo

>>73111187
Well said. Fucking hate this creepy Thai attention seeker with his wimpy camp voice.

>>73111187
kek

>>73111182
Wonder what it is about it. No other game does it to me either. Probably cause it's 1v1. Had to stop when I broke my desk by repeatedly smashing the controller against it. Only bought 1 fifa in the last 4 years now

obie trice
real name
no gimmicks

>>73111182
I'm the same with Madden

If I throw more that 2 picks I start smacking the controller violently on my knee to hurt myself for being so stupid

>>73111080
that's not true, you just completely ruin your ELO score so you end up with nothing but pigs.

good swipe discrimination is the best thing you can do on tinder outside of having good photos.

>>73111187
You seem to be under the impression your opinion matters.

>>73111075
FIFA is absolute normiecore

>>73111222
>brit playing madden

interesting that

can't help but hit myself in the head when i make mistakes

>>73111231
It matters more than your life does.

business idea: inject my bollocks with paki sperm, then have unprotected sex

>>73111214
TWO TRAILER PARK GIRLS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE

broke 2 gameboys and a ds all because mario and wario games. also left many holes in my wall from playing cod.

>>73111247
to you perhaps, I'm not interested and since it's my compliance your rage depends on. I suggest you adopt a more civil tongue.

>>73111231
It's a fact not an opinion. Remember when you admitted to having to leave the country and that's why you moved there? Wouldn't say what for but we can out two and two together

I'm so fucking scared, I haven't slept in days, skinwalkers have been stalking me ever since I moved to florida, they've replaced my good friends and most of my family, every time I talk to one of these fakes they drop subtle hints on me that they're constantly watching me, everything they say is a reference to things I've done in private, I think they're toying with me, every day I wonder if this is the day they're going to take me too, until then all I can do is act like nothing is wrong but I'm almost certain they know l know, the sinister gleam in their demon eyes doesn't lie.

>>73111203

Counting to 20 before doing anything helped me a lot with this. Cs go can be rage inducing

>>73111264
10/10

>screaming at the TV that Mertersacker is a cunt who can't defend through balls whilst throwing the controller at the kitchen counter breaking one side of it

Bet my ancestors look down on me with pride

>>73111157
guess i'll have to take some new pics

I just twist the controller in my hands until it explodes lmao

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>>73111266
I remember when you two came in a pair and started getting really mad and making shit up. Funny times, welcome back x

I am Sssssssssssssss

my brother has two kids and spends most of his free time playing fucking football manager. randomly shouts out 'FUCK' when he loses. a truly ghastly spectacle any time I'm over

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>>73111251

>tfw broke my tv because I threw my controller at it

stopped playing for almost 6 months after that

was just utterly ashamed of myself. it was a nice tv too

>>73111295
It's enjoyable that you think people are teaming up against you. Chances are you just aren't liked by more than one person. If we wanted personalities we'd go to reddit

Also the screen shots of you trying to get that guy to Skype you his dick over steam chat were all over the archive. Hard to make that up

>>73111294
did this with a game boy pocket, craked the screen. sent it back to nintendo and they fixed it for free

>>73111306
He sounds pathetic but I bet he's 10x the man you'll ever be

>>73111329
that's the stuff!

where have you been? It's been ages

>>73111329
>>>73111295
>Also the screen shots of you trying toP get that guy to Skype you his dick over steam chat were all over the archive. Hard to make that up
Post these

Got supremely livid at superman for the n64, so much so that I used a controller like a pickaxe and whacked the system and cartridge to bits.

>>73111376
I think that won the worst game ever award

>>73111385
Nah that's OSRS

>>73109466
>>73109466

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>>73111343
Heres literally everyone in a thread talking about it. It happened

>>73111425
sounds like you are taking it a little too seriously

Often have dreams of being attacked or robbed by black ppl

>>73109498
Dont do shit for her

only swipe right on gingers

Managed to have a shit before I go out. Pretty buzzing, usually desperate for one about 1-2pm.