/brit/

anime

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>work tomorrow

>previously

shit gimmick

tim do you need help

>>73106870
ye i woke up in australia

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who /wales/ here

>>73106863
amninmemim

>>73106881
any dentists or sunshines about?

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hmm

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alri

>>73106851
cuddle me instead
dumbo
dont hurt urself

Who do I fight for when we go to war with Spain? I'm half Spanish.

oh yes i remember now liam was the one who posts his arse, the picture where you see his eye

Who /dutch meme language/ here

>>73106885
but honestly at least i dont live with my parents

>>73106904
is this a girl?

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hmmm

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>>73106890
reporting in from the colonies

>>73106904
>brown nips
build the wall

>>73106918
thats a great gimmick iah

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>>73106890
I'm not, my last name is of French origin. And I have come to invade this thread!

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>>73106930
almost exact opposites

haitiANO

>>73106930
runt: the personality type

>>73106904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoPmwn3vV9k

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>>73106903

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>>73106970
hello la

dr. now, i'm tlc

>>73106963
bit mean lad

>>73106947
ISTJ and INTJ are by far the two most common on here

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>>73106984
alri

miss my ex bf

>>73106985
>he was overweight
uh, you don't get to bring fat...

is there no eliot rodger pepe?

think pepe's cheeks and mouthline would make a good rodger fframe

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>>73106996
Will you be celebrating in two weeks?

>>73106930
>>73106947
>>73106992

>modern day astrology

kill yourselves

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>>73106970
>>73106984
should I make a toad subfolder in my pepe folder lads?
got a lot of toads now

>>73106992
Nah INTP is far more common than INTJ

>tfw extroverted
>tfw no friends

This is suffering

liam post arsehole

>>73107017
but social science BRO its SCIENTIFIC

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>>73107012
I'll be celebrating in 9 days because it will be my birthday

>>73107019
perhaps

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EXHALING

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>>73107010

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>>73107012
A day on the 16th of April commemorating a Jew's resurrection, perhaps?

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100% boring cunt

>>73107046
>384kb

TINY BRITISH

>>73106907
shit

i'm lready bleeding m8

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>>73107010
There's this

>>73106992
its ok lad i am that too :x

>>73107041
did he want to be an american deano?

what is an american deano anyway?

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>>73107019
yes

he has more than me-->>>73107037

>>73106904
alri homer simpson

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>excitement seeking
just

>>73107079
oh fuck off

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>>73107089

>>73107084
>unfriendly boring funless depressed runt

Bet you wonder why you have no friends

>>73107092
>>73107092
>>73107092
>>73107092
>>73107092
stopped liam

>>73107089
>>73107099
'sheed

thailad's my favourite poster

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>>73107046
kek

>>73107099

>>73107111

>>73107100
its actually quite inaccurate ;)

>>73107107
yeah, good eye.
I didn't post the fat pic however >>73106904, I just like saying oh fuck off

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>>73107123
>>73107111

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>prof: "Your story doesn't make any sense, has no plot or character development, and is very clearly just you being vague and using alliteration randomly so you can tell people they 'just didn't get it' when they inevitably have no idea what you're talking about."
>me: Sounds like you just didn't get it...

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>>73107142

>>73107132
yeah i posted the fat pic, thats how i knew when you replied

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“Hey Faggots,
My name is Elliot, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, blond sluts who spend every second of their day fucking shitty ass guys. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever been with a hapa? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than one night stands.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the top raiding guild in Laughing Skull, and I own a BMW. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

opinion on Liam?

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

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>>73107149
rare

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>>73107180
never

>>73107183
delete this image mate

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>>73107185
good lad

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>>73107182
it's getting pretty late

ahhahahhhahaha

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got a solid number of toads in my new folder lads

thoughts on liam?

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>>73107185
bad lad

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have the hunger but when i last weighed myself i was 12st 10lbs and im 5'9"

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I'M GONNA FUCKNG KIL MSELF TONIGHT

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>>73107205
turn on a light

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>>73107215
>I have two personalities

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>>73107215
we need a toad of toad hall one

>>73107084
link to this test, make it snappy

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>>73107185
should say #1 toad

>>73107219
need to spaff in her dumplings

>>73107220
>reverse image search

>>73107144
>"Your paper says a lot of stuff but doesn't have any reasoning or logic. You can't just say things and expect people to believe them with no explanation"

Proof 'self harmers' and 'depressed' people just do it for the attention

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>>73107217

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>>73107254

>>73107220
NEEDLE IN THE HAY

feelings toward liam?

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>>73107261

>>73107249
Those gosh darned 'depressed' people

>>73107234
can remember it was a meme for a day sometime last year

>>73107282
doing a 'feel a little sad'

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>>73107202
>>73107221

>>73107235
true

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>>73107278
rather disgusted by this image lad

>>73107250
I kinda wish I could go to a gym
Afraid of looking silly though, and the people are probably twats, it costs money and I cba with a special diet

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>>73106846
evening lads

opinion on liam?

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>>73107306

>hollywood movie about the armenian genocide coming out

the turks aren't gonna be too happy haha

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>>73107297

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnO3nijfYmU

this music video scared the shit out of me when i was a kid

>>73107310
just buy some dumbells u litl fkcign shitcutn

>>73107220
Don't do it lad

My right forearm is full off massive scars from self harm and I'm fucking humiliated every time I take my sweatshirt off

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when you order the last steak bake at greggs and then someone in the queue behind you asks for one

>>73107324
why do they get angry about it if they actually did it?

>>73107331
what kind of soft pussy prick is scared by robbie williams?

are you a foreigner?

>>73107334
I have some old ones, only go up to 5kg though

>>73107310
>looking silly
no one gives a shit about you at the gym, you are the last thing on their mind

>people are probably twats
nah, again they dont care about you and wont even notice or acknowledge your presence

>it costs money
true, but a gym routine has vastly improved my mental health and confidence

>CBA with a special diet

dont need one, just dont eat like a pig and I guess try to eat more protein heavy meals

>>73107338
Why the fuck do people self-harm in such visible spots.

You probably can conceive of any future time past the present hour.

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>>73107330
probably time for bed

>>73107349
bit racist

Feeling quite good tonight

please stop posting about me

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>>73107349
>steak bake
what's that?

>>73107378
so long, lad

@67
buy more then youre SO stupid never reply to me again

>>73107389
holy fuck this is fuking epic. can you imagine? hahaha

>>73107391
Why do you even come here if you can't fit in jfc

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>>73107378
>im gunna have to suffer through /realdepressionhours/ and then shortly after /realaussiehours/ while all the fun /brit/s sleep

Gunna do a 'cide

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>>73107391
goodnight

>>73107373
easy to get to and cut

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>>73107383
Oh FUCK off

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>>73107407
I just wanted to learn about British culture

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>>73107408
cheer up lad

>>73107373
It's a cry for help. It's never been about punishing yourself or 'feeling something'.

It's ENTIRELY about attention.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39475178

War when?

>>73107421
GOOD post

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>>73107067
don't do that again, life is nice

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>>73107436
how?

could dr. now be dr. pavel in disguise, back from the dead?

>>73107438
>t. never been depressed

>>73107425
Listen to the entire discography of:
morrissey
the smiths
the clash
joy division
oasis
jme
skepta
elgar

then you will go some way to understanding our ways

Still feeling quite good; regardless of yankoids/bruceoids

>>73107450
dw lad I only cut over a scar I already havw didn; lose too much blood

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>>73107456

>>73107458
>implying I've never been depressed

I've been a bit sad loads of times, just yesterday I watched a movie and I felt a little sad for one of the characters

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>>73107370
>rue, but a gym routine has vastly improved my mental health and confidence
Setraline did that for me ahaha x

cutters don't have proper mental issues they are just slicing themselves open for attention

>>73107478
why do you do this all the time? the exact same shitty pictures from the 'ddit

whats your objective?

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>>73107480

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>>73107478

73107496
ahahahahhahahahahaha

lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2gDkcpYnMc#t=1045.422479

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>>73107451
go for a walk or something

>>73107516
learn how to fucking post you retarded spick

>>73107492
Not one of those freaks but I think if you're fucking cutting open your skin, you're probably a bit mental.

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>>73107495
No objective. Just good memes and chill.

>>73107521
pfffffffft AHAHAHHHAH HA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

FACEBOOK FEED GENERAL ALRI ALRI ALRI!!!!!!!!1

two indian mains and 3 sides at waitrose for a tenner. actually a banger of a deal.

>>73107517
When I was a young boy,
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band.
He said, "Son when you grow up,
Would you be the savior of the broken,
The beaten and the damned?"
He said "Will you defeat them,
Your demons, and all the non-believers,
The plans that they have made?"
"Because one day I'll leave you,
A phantom to lead you in the summer,
To join The Black Parade."

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>>73107525
this post

got called a sadcunt at greggs

>>73107544
pajeet

>>73107544
pajeet

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>>73107551
i dont know why but i found that shirt hilarious

>>73107550
You still have the love of us.

>>73107550
thought those face hairs were fucking skin flakes/threads nearly puked at this creature

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>>73107544
im actually a hanzo main not an indian main

>>73107484
bandage yourself up
and get some sleep x
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491187271329.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491187352278.webm

>>73107568
BASED AHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491078769195.webm

me in the chicken suit shaggin ur mrs

any muslims in here? got a question

oh the humanity

>>73107600
brilliant. absolutely brilliant.

mind if I repost this to my facebook>

>>73107596
People made this. Like at least 4 people were involved in the making of this video. 4 grown fucking adults.

>>73107563
>>73107554
do yanks not eat indian food? it's delicious. it's not actually authentic indian, though, westernized as fuck.

>>73107619
screamin

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>>73107579
fck you buddy

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>>73107635

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trying my best

hungry

>>73107641
squealin

Hello is it spring break

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>>73107662

>>73107663
same

Just matched with some guy on Tinder. He's asking me if it's Spring Break for some reason

>>73107649
it's legitimately way nicer and less disgusting than chinese, and you guys eat that, don't you?

>take a latenight picture of myself
>think it looks good
>post it online
>get rates of 5 or 6

wish I could maintain an inflated ego without it having shattered by reality

>>73107688
Sorry to say that I do have chinese from time to time. I reckon there's much less fecal matter in that than in indian food though

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/indiahome/indianews/article-3101342/I-never-eat-street-food-reading-report-Scientists-appalled-tests-Delhi-food-stalls-high-levels-faecal-matter-golgappa-momo.html

>>73107682
wailin

>>73107679
what are you going to do about it?

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>>73107682
Got that one with sheldon and penny with e-mc2?

>>73107647
Need a /skingrafts/ gf

ZIMBABEW

>>73107700
shrieking

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The gf

dont really understand the amy schumer hate

would love to pork her

>>73107705
My father went to Delhi once, he said that the indian street food is disgusting, they are dirty as fuck

the monkey is back

>>73107688
yeah indian is really good, was just chatting shit

>>73107700
>white countries

fucking lmao how these little bullshit identities or genders override national ones or how that relatively tolerant white country flags are worse than the flags of countries which would behead this person

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>>73107682

>>73107732
she steals jokes or something

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>>73107709
probably this

>>73107732
yelpin

>>73107739
don't try to impersonate me ever again

>>73107705
that's indian food in india you nutter. i just told you it's entirely different here. literally all the dishes you see served in 'indian' restaraunts in the uk were concieved in the uk. chicken tikka massala came from glasgow. curry houses started here after we started shipping back masses of spices when India was a colony.

the mexican literally just recycles the same 5 posts

what the fuck is his purpose. is he a malfunctioning bot?

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stream

>>73107745
im literally fucking shaking right now tv has the best memes

>>73107756
Still wouldn't trust the people making it

>>73107704
Tha's funny because I'm like a 4/10 and I posted few pictures to /soc/ once and got consistent 8-9/10's

and I'e never had a gf

>>73107738
Fuck off that wasn`t me

>>73107700
wooping

>>73107754
except he (You)'d me when I called him pajeet. Calm down liam

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Lying in bed, feeling rather comfy

>>73107788
that's not me

>>73107738
>baboon talking about the other monkey
why you 2 aren't friends

>>73107749
This is majestic, i fucking love it

two monkeys AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Thoughts on Cara?

>>73107809
>>73107815
snap

>>73107820
bawlin

>>73107822
gee-eff material

>>73107772
curry house near me run by british people. it's gourmet. they do massive catering event and stuff too. don't get me wrong, you can get grotty indian restaraunts, but they are easy to spot, and ironically, usually run by pakistanis.

>>73107825
*identifies as a native american woman*

>A Thai-American guy was arrested in downtown Prachuap Khiri Khan this morning when police found him drunk and licking the window of a 7-Eleven store.

>Karl Nan Hammer, 39, had a small, derringer-style gun with him. When police asked him where he got it, he told police he brought it from America, carrying it through Suvarnabhumi Airport by hanging it off of his necklaces like a pendant.

The yank genes are strong

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>my sister brought this back from school today

>>73107832
We aren`t the same people, i`m not stupid enough to fall on this Mexican banter

>>73107822
>>73107825
snap

>>73107840
>>73107842
snap

fucking legendary slags outside trying to chant nhs as loud as possible

>in lecture
>people who take and essentially transcribe 100% of what the lecturer is saying and showing
>these people usually do shit on tests

Why are super-note-takers so consistently dumb?

73107853
not true, i posted that pic in /pol/

>>73107860
too busy writing, they don't actually listen

Hve any of you lads thought about suicide?

Seriouss question

hey everyone, this is my first post on /brit/ in seven months x

>>73107897
Used to, not anymore

>>73107897
Tried to top myself when I was 15 by downing a bottle of vitamins

>>73107914
>>73107914
>>73107914
>>73107914
hello

>>73107914
don't need your life story m8, give it a rest.

>>73107918
help me

didn't know the big bang theory had shittons of jews there

>>73107914
Where have you been lad? We missed you

>>73107882
retard

>>73107914
been gone for time too la

seems shit 2bh

>>73107924
hi

>>73107926
Do you ever wish you were a fucking normie like I am?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztxEHtrgTRg

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>>73107897
Tried to hang myself a few years ago

Roof collapsed before I died and my dad punched me in the face when I woke up

dumb pirate frogposter

>>73107932
Deployed in the navy

>>73107929
Why this thoughts?

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>>73107897
Yeah, a bit, but it's scary.
Don't. xx xx

>>73107939
All the time, if you post a picture I'll print it off and make a shrine.

thaicuck is the biggest normie in the world

>>73107950
JUST

finally doing it. finally filtering canadian flags

cannot deal with this reddit shitposter

>>73107960
you are retarded if you are even asking this here

>>73107954
this can be said for literally every religious text. they are all just varients of each other with bits added, taken away, changed.

>>73107977
chupa o meu saco, fiscal zé buceta

>>73107983
Every single piece of text is a variant of every other piece of text with bits added, taken away, and changed.

>>73107983
then what was the unchanged changer?

that is where god will be found

>>73107977
#rood

>>73107954
Canon law applies to members of Christianity. Sharia applies to everyone irrespective of belief, or lack of it. Huge difference retard. Triggered af

>>73107997
but they have the same running themes. also, no, not really at all desu.

>>73108004
he had a way with words.