Getting high edition.
>>73104663
*vapes aggressively*
>>73104693
i like how pittsburgers talk funny
>claims to be a human being
>hasn't seen Godfather I and II
What the fuck is your problem?
Two questions:
1) Should I jerk off right now?
2) Thailand or Japan for first solo trip this summer?
>>73104693
t. demarcus gonzalez
I had tea today. It was so great.
Pennsylvania has towns called burgs.
People who live in burgs are burgers.
Americans from Pennsylvania are literal burgers.
>>73104742
save all you cum for those starving thai prozzies
>>73104693
If america is so bad why does anybody go there?
>>73104742
>Yes
>Thailand
>>73104742
1)
no it's not good for you
2)
Thailand if you're closet homosexual in denial yet unashamed like the majority of /cum/ posters. Japan if Rei > Asuka
>>73104750
That is good. It is good to have tea.
>>73104776
>If america is so bad why does anybody go there?
It's just bants m8
>2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?
>b-but it kills you
And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
>it's addicting!!!
It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation
>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!
Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel
>masturbating is bad for you
>>73104838
Why not just vape?
>>73104838
It's gross. Everybody around you can smell the smoke on you, you degenerate.
>>73104693
>pennsylvania
coulda fooled me
>>73104870
>>73104871
>vaping is an acceptable alternative to smoking cigarettes
>vaping is acceptable at all
>I don't vape
>smoking in moderation
pussy
>>73104838
I've been smoking ED for 2 years. I always have an abundance of mucus now, causes a bad habit of spitting and coughing up phlegm. My senses of taste and smell are inhibited.
It's not that expensive given you RYO cigs though. They're better that way, factory-rolled cigs are shit with too many added chemicals, not that a smoker would care about the health implications. American Spirit and Camel are still bretty gud though.
God has abandoned us.
>funnymama_nw4akzn8Fy1udwa(...).jpg
>>73104847
porn is, at least. fapping doesn't usually become much of an addictive habit unless porn's involved.
H-h-hi
where do i acquire crack
>>73105010
Check your bosom
Women should only have sex with one man each in their lifetimes.
Climate change is likely to become an increasingly major obstacle to slowing the rate of species extinctions. Several new assessment approaches have been proposed for identifying climate vulnerable species, based on the assumption that established systems such as the IUCN Red List need revising or replacing because they were not developed to explicitly consider climate change. However no assessment approach has been tested to determine its ability to provide advanced warning time for conservation action for species that might go extinct due to climate change. To test the performance of the Red List system in this capacity we used linked niche-demographic models with habitat dynamics driven by a business-as-usual climate change scenario. We generated replicate 100-year trajectories for range-restricted reptiles and amphibians endemic to the United States. For each replicate, we categorized the simulated species according to IUCN Red List criteria at annual 5year and 10year intervals (the latter representing current practice). For replicates that went extinct, we calculated warning time as the number of years the simulated species was continuously listed in a threatened category prior to extinction. To simulate data limitations we repeated the analysis using a single criterion at a time (disregarding other listing criteria). Results show that when all criteria can be used the Red List system would provide several decades of warning time (median=62years; >20 years for 99% of replicates) but suggest that conservation actions should begin as soon as a species is listed as Vulnerable, because 50% of replicates went extinct within 20 years of becoming uplisted to Critically Endangered. When only one criterion was used, warning times were substantially shorter but more frequent assessments increased the warning time by about a decade. Overal we found that the Red List criteria reliably provide a sensitive and precautionary way to assess extinction risk under climate change.
*charges towards you* what do you do?
>>73105049
*sneezes
>>73105026
what
>>73105049
*shoots horse*
what is this?
>>73104956
just cali
Get me Russian pussy
>>73105085
patriotism
>having sex
degenerate
>>73105044
Do you think that I have the attention span to read all of that? Do you think that I'd care enough about world issues to, even if I could? This is /cum/. Keep your post length under 200 characters.
>Do you think that I have the attention span to read all of that? Do you think that I'd care enough about world issues to, even if I could? This is /cum/. Keep your post length under 200 characters.
>>73104956
This shows me that it's time to begin the beta uprising
if you use a laptop do you use the touchpad for clicking or the clickers
Back from work, didcha miss me?~
>>73105188
I plug a mouse into it
>clickers
had some tendies today
making pineapple kebab
got 50% on my online quiz
>>73105113
I like the way Russian girls' lips look
>>73105243
why didnt you post the questions to /cum/ we would have helped
>>73105208
I missed you baby
Reminder that Fist of Flames is a known homo
>>73105277
I doubt anyone here knows much about my professor's extremely obscure and esoteric web programming methods
disgusting
>>73105291
There's nothing wrong with being gay in 2016
>>73105301
what's it in?
I filter namefags for thinking they're important despite their mediocre-tier on average posts.
>>73105271
They'd look better around my dick
Watching the old x men movies. These are fucking awful.
>>73105305
Too bad for him that now it's 2017 and the gay genocide is beginning
>>73105302
Try being nice for a change. I've had a really rough week and I don't need this right now.
>>73105325
Cool
>>73105291
I hope you don't mind me asking but do you have any good evidence?
>>73105328
You'll never be a refined young gentleman if you don't control your sexual thoughts and urges.
73105339
I am nice :)
>>73105321
We're using perl and template toolkit. I don't know how much this stuff is used out there but I don't hear it talked about much
>>73105354
Yes
>american comercials
>>73105301
pretty sure half of /cum/ is CS
>>73105366
Prove it. Tell me that you love me.
>>73105383
>gold 4 gold
>>73105384
I'm an expert Python turtle graphics artist. Not to brag or anything.
>>73105368
sounds pretty common. I've never used template toolkit, but I've used python and flask which is similar.
>It's hot
>it's humid
>the water tastes like semen
>the terrain is flat
>when it rains, it's boiling hot
>prices are the same as the rest country, despite pay being 2/3rds of the rest
>no kale or kombucha in stores
How do Texans even """""live"""""?
>>73105354
Yes
>>73105392
only if you're the short asian girl I've been talking to the last few days
>>73105427
>no kale or kombucha in stores
>>73105419
oh. I'm an apprentice sysadmin/networking pleb and I have no idea why this course is required
>>73105462
>Calling me reddit
>for eating healthy sometimes
>close /cum/ tab
>immediately re-open
you keep me coming back for more
>>73105427
>he doesn't make his own kombucha
lads
>>73105448
You would only love me if I were a girl? You're just like everyone else. That's pretty shallow but whatever.
What are you:
>doing
>drinking
>eating
>>73105528
Go off and meditate until you've stopped being a lewposter and become a niceposter.
>>73105573
nothing
>>73105573
>doing
A lengthy homework assignment
>drinking
Chamomile tea
>eating
Banana bread
>>73105573
>watching the simpsons
>milk
>a bacon cheeseburger
>>73105568
Are you telling me you're not her?
You better be because I'm too afraid to text her
>>73105573
Wasting my time in /cum/ with strained eyes.
Water.
I ate a veggie burger earlier. It was pretty good.
>>73105518
>Be PNW
>Eat grass like cattle
>"I'm healthy"
im playing metro 2033 last light on survival mode on ranger hardcore and its easier than metro2033 imo
Sounds like my neighbors are fighting.
>be midwest
>call vegetables "grass"
>get diabetes
>>73105671
Who's winning
>>73105573
>Doing
Ignoring the fact I'm on vacation and posting on /cum/ because the ship will have ridiculously expensive(for me) wifi of like 30$ a day
>eating
Cheesecake
>Drinking
Liquid shi-I mean Texas tapwater.
>>73105640
you got out-american'd by a leaf
what was the first board you posted on
for me, /b/
>>73105695
>$30 a day for wifi
get yourself a satellite internet link at that point
>>73105704
/v/
Thought of a really good shitpost earlier but now I can't remember it
>>73105704
/x/
>>73104693
Pennsylvania north looks comfy during winter.
>>73105671
hop in you bathtub!
>>73105704
/gif/ or /b/
>>73105573
>replacing the atomizer on my vape
>coke
>spaghetti
was on lsd while playing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIwhKb-zJFk
>>73105573
Listening to scary stories.
Coffee.
Jalapeno chips.
>>73105756
midwest tier post
>>73105631
Use this line, has worked for me every time:
My fair maiden, thine beauty is everlasting; like that of the moonlight.
Wilt thou marry me, or must I marry thee? Decide with haste, I pray thee, for my poor heart could not bear for much longer.
>blizzard warning
>60mph winds
>2-3 feet of snow expected
>Canadian """"""""spring""""""""
>>73105729
I've still never been to /x/. What even goes on there.
>>73105704
/vp/, very shameful
>>73105684
Kale tastes like grass
I'd rather eat tanka bars for the rest of my life than willfully eat kale
>>73105704
/diy/
>>73105691
The oldest brother.
Walls are not thin enough.
>>73105767
don't ever compare me to those mouth breathers
>>73105704
/int/
>>73105761
>playing the same note for over two minutes
fucking aussies
>>73105769
>tfw I walked to the mall in a sweater today and walked around the backyard in a t-shirt today
awesome
>>73105769
18 degrees Celsius here. Wish we had more snow during winter when it was actually winter, but otherwise don't envy you.
cant stop farting lads
>>73105655
>Not eating you lawn weeds
Disgusting. I bet you haven't even had Dandelion before
>>73105801
Gib clay
>>73105825
*walked to the mall yesterday
>montana has fewer people than suffolk county
makes me think
>>73105827
18? you out west?
>>73105761
why was daniel so funny to you guys?
>Disgusting. I bet you haven't even had Dandelion before
>>73105704
It was /b/. Someone had posted pic related in an IRC chat and I was curious. /b/ discouraged me a lot and I didn't post on an imageboard for years after that.
>>73105848
Niagara region. 18 is only a tad warm for spring.
>>73105704
/b/. I found out about it from my reddit pics app.
>>73105847
>suffolk county
Based neighbors
>>73105838
I have, I also grow my own veggies since I'm no cuck like you
I'm more of a meats kind of guy anyways
http://grandmastreams.info/3.html
watching my first baseball game ever buds, cubs/cardinals
>>73105924
I was in the hampton bays, very kawaii little town, and not filled with rich pricks like East Hamptons
Canada's coin is gone
>>73105903
>>73105780
Can agree, kale tastes like shit on it's own.
visit quebec
>>73105844
never
>>73105704
/co/, which is also where I discovered cartoon porn.
>>73106012
why
>>73106012
only if I'm promised a quebecois gf
>>73106012
Quebec n'est pas un pays et est jamais aller être
>>73105949
I grow my own tomatoes, and I'm a meat guy too tbqh.
my facial hair is getting huge
>>73106014
Pleeeeease?
>>73106119
Tomato tomato
can't keep a beard
I get a week in and it gets too itchy
>>73106125
t. Jedediah
GUYS IM FUCKING 24 AND I STILL CAN'T GROW A FULL BEARD WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
>>73106131
None for the potato
>>73106187
hahahahaha
You wake up with your dick in your mom's vagina and your dad's dick in your ass, do you thrust forward or backward?
>>73106187
Shave your head. This will make the new hair look for other places to grow.
>>73106222
Counterpoint: That never happens
>>73106012
I want to visit Montreal
>>73106225
that's the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard
>>73106254
I live in Montreal.
Don't. It's shit. Go to Quebec City, it's much nicer looking.
>>73106257
thank you
unironically believing in white genocide lads
>>73106131
no, and faggotry wont work either. you're friendzoned
>>73105573
watching game of thrones
canada dry
nothing
>>73106311
You have one last chance
>>73106187
I look 15, despite being 19 turning 20 in a few months, and since I'm with my parents, I've actually been asked by TSA the questions they give minors. I even have acne on the side of my face I sleep on. Fucking kill me
>>73106299
totally not real goy
youtube.com/watch?v=kAGhyFHnuv8
>>73106291
quebec city is a smaller version of montreal
>>73106324
i will fucking destroy your corn hole
>>73106345
Your dick is a smaller version of my dick.
>>73106299
It isn't a genocide, it is just the natural birth dearth that comes with civilized society and having everything you want.
when i was still in high school people would tell me i look 30
lmaoing at all you boys
>>73106379
smoking isn't really cool
>>73106336
how is that the source of our strength? Look at south africa
>>73106389
smoking weed is cool
>>73106396
because
>>73106354
we don't need anime in here thank you
visit alberta
The secret is inside the pain
*posts anime against the wishes of Pennsylvania anon*
>>73106406
>>73106432
why
>>73106452
why not
Judo is the winning mans sport
>>73106358
>As you finish typing that message and hit send, you hear the faint sound of rotors
>Look out your window and stand back in awe
>1,000 Cessenas flying towards you, rocket pods lighting up
>In less than a second, you and your house are obliterated by the South Dakota Civil Air Patrol
>In less than two hours Helena falls
>Eastern Montana is annexed, and Western Montana is given to Idaho as a gift of gratitude to our new neighbors
^W^ Hmm loving america is like loving your mother, it's a feeling that is hard to explain <3 ~~~
wew
>>73106445
*pops his collar and blocks your path*
>>73105573
gonna download VBA and play some old GBA games
Iced tea
Nothing, I had some chicken sandwiches for dinner
>>73106492
*doesn't fight you*
>>73106428
Winds are high upon the hill, I cannot hear you!
I hear my state being called
>>73106472
you know you fags wouldnt make it past billings but thats cute
>>73106515
this reminds me, has baneposting finally died?
I think i have bad brain fog or something, I remember when I was much younger i had very good grades and was a pretty smart kid, my grades went to shit in high school and now i have trouble doing basic math or reading. I just feel like i'm smarter than that, I also feel like i can't teach myself anything and just give up after a few minutes. and it fucking sucks just doing nothing all the time
>>73104838
there is literally no reason to start smoking
>>73106502
you better be playing the minish cap
>>73106507
>Philadelphia County
Get the fuck out
>>73106557
>>73106492
"tu jefa es un negro fea"
>>73106525
Your very voice is in my heartbeat, it's sweeter than despair.
>>73106579
What did the Moor mean by this?
>the proxy flooderbot is here
I love Megumin
i'm going to fucking filter both chile and argentina
don't they have their own threads to use instead of ruining ours
>>73106605
This is DOTA 2. Last year The International DOTA 2 series prize pool was 20,000,000 U$D.
Tell me, when will esports be "real sports"?
>>73106605
God, anime characters look fucking retarded from the side.
>>73106492
>just pop the collar bro
>>73106628
Every girl I see I fall deeply in love with upon first sight. I am a hopeless romantic. My heart, how it aches!!
>>73106502
>VBA
>not mGBA
fuck off anime spics
>>73106635
When it's sponsored by Skechers and Adidas
>>73106619
But do you also love me?
>>73106654
That's called being a desperate loser, anon.
>>73106651
>>73106666
This
>>73106654
You're a sloot?
>>73106611
Pinche Sacramento
>Every girl I see I fall deeply in love with upon first sight. I am a hopeless romantic. My heart, how it aches!!
>>73106666
>>73106654
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll be trapped in the cold dark vacuum of space, suffering from a lack of food and oxygen, eventually losing control of body functions and fading away into nothingness
Visit BC :D
>>73106619
So awkard ugh
>right now while walking back from the lib to my apartment
> its incredibly windy outside
>and i was crossing the road..and the wind was too strong
> i was trying to put all my body weight to push forward and take a step
>Reeeeeeeeeeeee
> COULDNT..
>it was actually pushing me backward into the middle of the road,
>thank god there were no cars or i would have blocked traffic ..
>its so awkward, i had to just stand in one place till the wind stopped pushing me so i could continue walking lool.
>>73106676
>>73106666
>diabolic quads
Depart from me, O foul one!
>>73106547
I might, actually. Never did play it.
>>73106660
explain
>>73106697
Mexicans aren't spics, they're white
arms hurt
>mexicans are white
>>73106707
>>73106724
>Mexicans aren't spics
>Mexicans aren't Hispanics
Dumb Mestizo CHI
>>73106747
Islam.
>>73106773
How do I quit masturbation/porn addiction egyptbro
>>73106782
>>73106773
no none of these things
i did some pushups yesterday
>>73106773
shutup you fucking catfish wannabe woman
What was Hiroshimoot's epic April 1st joke?
>>73106797
>>73106781
>>73106803
ever feel bad when you lash out at someone and act rude on the internet?
>>73106821
we don't talk about that
>>73106828
>>73106821
board mergers
Oprah 2020
>>73106836
>call someone a retard on /b/ in 2010 when they ask for how to do something obvious, then tell them how to do it
>they respond nicely and say thanks
>feel bad about it
*dabs* *dabs* *dabs* *dabs* *dabs* *dabs* *dabs* *dabs* *dabs* *dabs* *dabs* *dabs* *dabs*
>>73106856
>>73106821
He combined a few boards, that's it. Also swaglord posted in /cum/
>>73106836
Feels pretty good every time
United Statians seem to be rather obese
>>73106672
It's being filled with passion, not that you'd understand, being so cold and phlegmatic. Women don't fall for guys like that, you know.
>>73106685
No, I am a gentleman. I have integrity, not desperation.
>>73106703
I am overflowing with love. So much love to give, yet no fair maiden who's mine to receive it tenfold. Woe is me..
>>73106829
Americans are all fat stupid brainwashed disgusting pigs
Feeling VERY accomplished, buds
>>73106911
Why are maritimers so fat?
>>73106940
Poverty & welfare
Do you any of you have tattoos?
>>73106932
north arctica
south arctica
problem solved
I like Americans desu, nice people. especially in the south
northeast is full of arrogant douchebags though
73106964
That would be haram
>>73106964
Yes. To strike fear and intimidation into dwellers of lesser provinces.
>>73106968
*kills you*
>>73106966
>Hockey is a transphobic sport and it shows in their actions and comments towards us. When I called them out for distributing a bot script, I received a torrent of verbal harassment. Is this the actions of an ally?
trans-(((people))) are truly fucked in the noggin
nothing like watching motorcycle crashes. cat videos are close though
>>73107003
what brought you to that conclusion
>>73107003
Hockey is the best sport in the world
>>73106988
Nice
>>73106999
>>73106936
Recant this statement.
>>73107008
kiss me in the summer day gloom, my love
>>73107022
https://www.reddit.com/r/TransFlagPlace/comments/631mgf/dont_tread_on_me/
This thing on reddit is actually extremely fascinating from a sociological perspective
>>73107025
surprised russia isnt hockey
>>73107032
Why is everyone so rude to me for no reason? I know I'm not just imagining things.
Los Angeles should be renamed to jack ass central since jackasses are it's greatest export
I want you all to promise to never leave me
>>73106986
I know :(
>>73107075
North Dakota is full of Norwegians
>>73107043
as a reward for taking part today, I award you appropriate amounts of happiness
lol us transgirls :p
>>73107103
>>73107119
I'm here today to eat prunes and yell at kids to stay off the lawn. And I'm almost out of prunes.
>>73107075
>>73107103
Take your anime exchanges outside of /cum/
>>73107081
What? Me rude?? Haha as I was not able to get on yesterday as was working, and int was flipping glitching BIG time so gave up and meet some people as that's what I had planned. also worked today and so not been on until just now.. so yeah I am not rude.
If I am rude it's usually when other people are rude to me first.
Hmmmm... Ah! That reminds me...
>I'm that godless intersectional feminist Latina trans bitch they warned you about. Antifascist, anti racism. Dump them and go to a concert (preferably metal)
>>73107155
cocks?
>>73107140
t. Clint Eastwood in "Gran Torino".
>>73107139
Who /bagged/ here?
>Who /bagged/ here?
>>73107218
Foreigners can meme on us all they want but it really is the superior storage method. Could switch to cartons or jugs but I choose not to.
>>73107143
An Egyptian posting stuff hedgehog pics. So will this be a trend?
>but it really is the superior storage method
>it really is the superior storage method
theres nothing wrong with bagging your dair products
>it really is
>>73107268
>>73107257
This is peak performance
>>73107229
Excuse me. You don't see us making a mockery of your cuisine.