/gf2017/ ed.
me and the lads out for a sail
>single linking
kys
ahahaha true instant classic
>>73103410
feliz cumpleanos a ti
>>73103371
Claiming purple opressedfu.
america is a police state
It's comforting knowing I could take my local PCSO in a 1 on 1 scrap
wood berry
Jesus lads omegle is so dire, I used to have some good convos on there years ago but it's full of twats now.
Every dickhead expect you to complete carry the conversation and the majority of convos are just twats trying to get their end off.
Wish there was an anon chat room for people who just wanted top talk bollocks one on one in real time.
jajaj quien es el friegaplatos hablando espaƱol
>>73103371
Far left, middle and far right are the only good ones
alright own up
who has a car on finance and what is it?
yank police is peng
>>73103371
who here /trashy gf/ ?
operation 2 GF's is a go lads
reading old /fit/ screencaps and getting inspired
>>73103450
>hi, im here for the job interview
how do you respond
chinese gf
almost got killed by a police chase once
>born just in time to fight in the third(?) Anglo-Spanish war
>>73103452
>car on finance
ULTIMATE deano mode
If you can't afford to buy the car outright then it's not in your price range
>>73103469
Sorry, you can't bring dogs in here
starting a new job tomorrow
LOADS of girls work there should I launch operation gf 2017?
>fedora xDDD
>>73103462
wtf do not hog all the gfs mate very rude!
>>73103488
>>73103486
It's better than leasing a car
>>73103469
welcome aboard, i think you'll make a great addition to this tattoo and piercing parlor
>>73103486
this but for houses desu, don't get why you'd get into debt like that
"Scrummy" ISN'T A FUCKING WORD REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
there is literally nothing wrong with having a car on finance
its like renting a flat but better
>should I launch operation gf 2017?
>>73103467
post
>>73103523
alri Deano
why are white girls so sought after? genuinely don't understand
>>73103485
would try and fight that war 2bh
>>73103547
this
asian gfs for all
>>73103523
>buying things on finance
its like being poor but it ensures it long term
>>73103547
hello nigger
using it again, so fucking edgy
>>73103558
>>73103438
I agree with the ones on the side, but the pink short one no, the one in the black up front is far superior.
tfw virgins my age are exceedingly rare
>>73103558
hello Liam
>Liam aka autismo yank is here
>>73103582
Male virgins your age are probably in surplus.
give me a quick rundown on Liam
hate the yank OP that single links every fucking time
FOY
>>73103547
muh blonde hair
Her Royal Majesty
>buying a car on finance
lol
just get a cheap japanese car from the 90s
you'll be reet
so hows gf 2017 going
we're already 1/4 through the year haha
>>73103510
That shouldn't even be in question you runt
>>73103515
Nowt wrong with a mortgage unless you're a billionaire
The same logic applies to throwing money away renting instead of saving up for a deposit at your parents
>tfw spend 3 hours a day on /britpol/ arguing about politics of a country i dont live in
is that autism
saw the fittest chinese milf today
saw a lot of fit birds today actually
>>73103620
honestly an 8/10
>>73103634
ere you that'll be reet
im not even liam but having fun destroying his reputation
>>73103620
who is this semen demon?
>>73103582
>tfw majority of girls at my school probably lost their virginity to an incredibly small group of guys
>>73103531
>>>/fitlit/30050
there's a lot of good'uns here
>just get a cheap japanese car from the 90s
>>73103603
the yank that says "anyone remember the cuckio meme" and "hello nigger" among other things. he was on thailads stream
You think it's easy but you're wrong
I'm not 1/2 of the problem
Zurich is stained and it's not my fault
Just hold me back or let me run.
>>73103663
>tfw i was in that group of guys
got 7 cherries under my belt
>>73103663
>group of manlets fucked all your girls
>>73103634
>just get a cheap japanese car from the 90s
Ah yes an ugly piece of polluting shit that will kill me instantly in any crash
>>73103653
ere you bolt your nugget
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>73103685
how did you manage 2?
save some for me mate
>>73103689
manlet
Watching WrestleMania even though I have to be up by 7am for work tomorrow
Reminder if you like dogs you are probably from some 3rd world shithole
>>73103698
>muh pollution
NOT AN ARGUMENT
RIDE A BIKE IF YOU WANT TO CRY ABOUT POLLUTION
>kill me instantly in any crash
just don't crash then?
>>73103698
*kills you instantly with one punch*
heh, nothin personal, kiddo
>>73103663
90% of the girls in my year lost their virginities to guys in the year above, or older than that
and i lost my virginity to a girl a few years below me...
funny cycle
>>73103689
Blows my mind how so many girls in school basically all wanted to fuck the same 10 out of a couple hundred potential guys.
The lads would've been fine with 99% of the girls but the girls only wanted the best of the best.
>>73103685
cheers
want to shove a tiny yank cock in my mouth
I want to buy some "nerd merch"
Rec me something
>>73103689
Haha, what are you? A cherry tree?
>>73103725
>Egypt
>Saudi Arabia
>Indonesia
>Turkey
first world
NICE post united kaliphate.
>>73103725
>turkey
>saudi
>egypt
rasheed
>>73103765
don't be a consumerist drone
Spider-Man bed sheets are a good start
>>73103723
ah so this is how you get fired
someone tell the paki bender sex offender to fuck off
>>73103790
lulz
forgot about this term
might post some nigger facts
>>73103720
I've managed 1 as of right now
#2 is a high probability but not concrete, operation is still active
things just kinda fell into place with zero effort on my part
>>73103790
don't want to reply to him and if i just say "fuck off" he might not realize it was directed at him
>women
nah
not a fan
>men
hhhh
much better
>tfw I lost my virginity with another virgin
comfy
>>73103765
fuck off
>>73103790
how'd i do boss?
gf just sent me this
>>73103805
>lulz
cringed
it's "kek" you fucking spong
>>lulz
>cringed
>it's "kek" you fucking spong
>there are blokes that fuck other blokes hairy shitty arseholes
>>73103830
yes
PRAISE KEK
>>73103830
hello child
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
>>lulz
>cringed
>it's "kek" you fucking spong
why does /brit/ never mention MSN messenger? are you all underage/grandads or just abnormie mongs in school?
>>73103783
What else can I do with money?
Why work?
>>73103784
Ditched them a while ago but could buy some new plain ones
>>73103786
Meh , don't care, I hate it, too social
Feel stupid
>>73103790
I get hate at 1pm and 1am
Which times on /Brit/ are safe for me?
>>73103848
never understood at what point he looked in the mirror and thought:
yeah, i look okay, it's probably fine to eat all the food i'm eating
>>73103878
deano
>>73103725
all dogs should be rounded up
sick of see them in the streets everywhere, disgusting
So no-one told you life was gonna be this way
*clap clap clap clap*
His life's a joke, his dick is broke
His sperm is D-O-A
It's like He's always stuck in tranny gear
Oh, He'll never be a woman in a day
a week, a month, or even 10 years
He'll be Stalking you
(When the HRT starts to pour)
He'll film you having a poo
(Like he has done before)
He'll be there to get you
('Cause you've disrespected him too)
>>73103878
*nudges u*
>>73103878
used msn shitloads but waht is there really to say
>>73103399
note to self:
dont take a 4 man sloop out to the open sea
>>73103851
You would have to have a lot of raging testosterone pumping through you to pound your way through a jungle of hair and shit with mainly musk stinging in your nose. There is nothing less gay than fucking a man
>>73103878
*nudge*
oh fuck off you odious brown little mong
>>73103878
>MSN
used AIM lad. fuck off with this MSN shite
>>73103936
FOY
>>73103898
Why do women's skinny jeans fit so much better than mens?
>>73103931
How am not welcome at 1am?
This is supposed to be real /Brit/ hours
keep your cats indoors
the kitty fiddler is about
why does /brit/ never mention bebo? are you all underage/grandads or just abnormie mongs in school?
>>73101876
need this for my bollocks ASAP
>>73103898
I wonder if he's one of the /brit/ lads I'm friends with on PSN
FUCK OFF
you're NEVER welcome here
never reply to me again
RPGs are good models for society in a weird way
Become the warrior. Be bold, strong, protect the weak, defend the innocent, become a force of power for good.
Become the mage. Be wise, intelligent, learn the mysteries of the universe, spend your days understanding and gaining knowledge.
The ideal is to become a battlemage, some kind of hybrid of the two.
But don't be a rogue/thief. Only nasty chavs and sneaky pakis should aspire to be these. Manlet cowards without honour.
>>73103954
hot
why do aussies pronounce brisbane like "briz bin" when it is clearly "briss bain"
>>73103976
is this death grips
>>73103972
I play a rogue EXCLUSIVELY on wow
>>73103878
>that one runt who used ebuddy
also if you didn't have msn+ with a colourful name then you were nobody
>>73103976
qt feets :3
>>73103972
>tfw always play as a stealthy thief/archer
>>73103994
hanzo switch pls
Iceland fact: Iceland was considered to be in the middle ages up until the year 1940
>>73103982
Brisbane?
dumb pirate frogposters
>>73103936
>shite
can't even imagine you saying that with your gimpy yank accent
if you ever had the stones to breathe that within a thirty mile radius of me I would not only screech with laughter but I'd take a 4 ft drillbit, string you up by a tree and drill through your kneecaps into your lungs so that you drowned in your own blood here's an idea, buy a grade 2 listed 19th century property, sit in the cellar every day and slowly develop cancer from the asbestos you absolute capri-sun
>>73103994
Don't get the point of Rogue/Thief's
Just high speed, low attack, no buffs
can't wait to be at war with spain, just like old times
>>73103982
briss...
>>73103972
>stealth archer build
>4x/4x damage modifier
>headshot everyone from the shadows and steal their gold
>have to be at my desk in 6 hours 50 minutes (410 minutes)
<drunk and stoned
I can't do this much longer lads might have to be the'cide
>>73104008
Do you have literally any evidence to back this up
>>73104033
We get it
You're a fucking nerd now go back to reading anime and listening to DnB
alri
>MSN messenger
simpler times
>>73104046
what do you work as
>>73104049
best post I've ever seen
>>73104012
you are actually proper mental arent you?
>>73103890
>What else can I do with money?
save it to buy a house/car/meaningful experience
>>73104048
icelad is literally a frost elf
>>73104048
No. All historical records disappeared in a pagan church which was burned by the Christians
did someone say rouge?
>>73104059
Runt level desk twat
starting to look like brit/pol/ with all the tripfags in here might do an ol' anonymise in the settings
>>73104049
>>73104061
canadians are alri
y's can fo
>>73104051
filtered
did you lot really not use AIM?
>>73104075
bet you get more than me tho haha
>>73104071
never knew noel fielding was good with a sword
>>73104079
Nova is a megarunt and you know it
might fire up the ol' commodore 64 and play rogue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VSR4_tAYvw
>RPGs are good models for society in a weird way
>Become the warrior. Be bold, strong, protect the weak, defend the innocent, become a force of power for good.
Become the mage. Be wise, intelligent, learn the mysteries of the universe, spend your days understanding and gaining knowledge.
>The ideal is to become a battlemage, some kind of hybrid of the two.
>But don't be a rogue/thief. Only nasty chavs and sneaky pakis should aspire to be these. Manlet cowards without honour.
cubs play tonight lads
>>73104064
Like going to a concert or sporting event?
I imagine they'd cause me a lot of anxiety
>>73104071
nah i think they said rogue mate
*does a dance*
>>73104089
16k for 8-5 (40 hours)
pretty shit
>he's only followed the Cubs since October 2016
>>73104120
I bought a machete just for cunts like you
>>73104116
take some xans beforehand
someone said bokkle last thread or maybe the one before that
done it lads. just wanked to traps for the first time ever
where do I go from here? will I be gay forever? Will I only be attracted to traps from now on?
In a state of panic desu
FORT
(fuck off rogue twats)
rate the kitter
>>73104141
actually laughed out loud but not sure why
can't imagine life on less than 30k desu
think having rich parents has ruined me, i have no skills yet expect a relatively high paying job
haven't ventured outside of /brit/ to see what's happening in the rest of /int/ for a good few hours lads
>>73104139
born in evanston senpai. was at the bartman game when I was a little kid
>>73103399
Holy shit is that how real water looks? I've been playing too many video games and that water looks kind of fake now.
>>73104164
looks nice and tight. how old?
>>73104180
literally never done this whats it like
makes me angry when I think about spoiled posh cunts
give me your secret tips on how to get a so called gf
>>73104164
poke its arse
>>73104180
literally only go on /brit/ on this board with an occasional excursion into /cum/ to ask them about their willies
>>73104180
/brit/ is the only place on 4chan i've been in months
is /int/ still filled with the same tired banter?
>bongistan
>americlap
>monkey
>argentina is white
>malvinas
>poo in loo
>>73104199
why?
>>73104199
*jealous
>>73104203
B UR SLF
U
R
S
L
F
>>73104203
chloroform and a van
works 60% of the time, everytime
>>73104169
Never did learn the context for this photo of Prince William
>women's match
I'm sure it'll be good, they stole the show last year but I want the big matches now, please
>>73104148
eh but will I enjoy myself?
I don't even know what kind of event I want to watch
>>73104164
is he cuddly?
>>73104239
He's receiving a call from each tower
>>73104239
its a photoshop they werent actually there for 9/11 and i dont think they're that big compared to buildings either
Do the government monitor google searches about how to commit suicide?
>>73104267
gave me a chuckle there
>>73104256
fuck off its my teams fault
>>73104275
no they don't care about us
>>73104275
no they dont care
>>73104239
THE CALL THAT SAVED ENGLAND
gonna get drunk and cut myself
>>73104275
Yes you only have limited time now so hurry up about it
>>73104203
wash often
don't be obese
groom yourself
don't be a boring bastard
have a job
be proactive
talks to girls but try not to come across as gay or being too alpha
be realistic
if you're ugly then you have to be really good at charming women with your mouth words
>>73104256
>pants
FOY
hey can you guys unfilter me or reply to me/
>>73104317
very nice
>>73104280
aww :3
>>73104322
Haha cya
>gonna get drunk and cut myself
thicc chebs
>>73104322
Don't cut, lad
t. ex cutter
>>73104376
utterly horrendous state of affairs that face is
why do we find cats cute? they are savage beasts that would fucking kill us if they could
Kill yourselves fucking scumbags
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYvdgZlFrn8
>>73104390
hey ahhhmurrrr
or however your name's meant to be pronounced
shall I just call you Mohammed instead?
>>73104390
I don't think he's talking about his penis, lad
don't see the point of cutting
if I ever decide to inflict pain on myself, I'll make sure it's fatal
>>73104390
why
had an incredibly vivid dream about an ex where we got back together, felt very odd in the morning so i looked her up and she's just broke up with her bf of 3 years
still feel spooked and this was a few days ago haha
>>73104322
why?
*blocks your path*
There once was a fat paki bender
A registered sex offender
He put on a dress
And changed his address
And prayed to allah that he'd end 'er
fedoraposting is one of the best gimmicks of all time. it's up there with kev and ballbusting
>>73104406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDCaNBEvWG0
can someone post one of those meme images where the left column is a chain of similar things and the right column is different stages of intelligence
>>73104423
>why
>>73104437
>kev
>good gimmick
yank taste is disgusting
>>73104411
People at work and on the phone pronounce it properly now
>>73104419
Why I cut or why he shouldn't?
73104436
that's the brazilian who post here
>>73104406
I find their pleas for food (and to have the back door opened even though there's a perfectly good catflap they could use) entertaining
also they can sit on your lap and make your legs warmer
or they can sit on the corner of your bed and stare at you for some reason
>>73104437
>>73104440
this is why no one likes you
>no qt white trash dumb appalachian gf
>>73104457
both
>>73104440
like dis?
>>73104432
Kicks him in his lil chubby gut
>>73103584
>>73103587
>>73103682
that wasn't even me. I haven't done the hello nigger or cuckio meme in weeks. I'll admit I did start them though
>>73104440
>>73104465
i dont know what they're called
>>73104422
same
but I didn't look her up because I'd probably kill myself haha
>>73104504
methinks the Liam doth protest too much
>>73104477
I don't think keeping two dogs is a good financial decision when you live in a shed
>>73104505
>tfw welsh
>>73104406
they're soft and fluffy and they knead you when they're happy
and you can hug them and pet them and squeeze them
and pat them and pet them and rub them and caress them
>>73104505
thanks
alri liam
>>73104487
I cut because i wanted to express my suffering because no one else acknowledged my pain, no one believed I was a victim
After a while I just did it because it felt good and relieved my feelings of depression and anxiety
Don't cut because it scars and you can't wear t-shirts anymore
can someone post the gif of the cat scratching its arse
>>73104536
>they knead you when they're happy
i thought they did this because they want to feed?
someone should report liam to the authorities
His blatant and constant racism is nothing short of disgusting
>methinks
>>73103725
Can confirm, I have literally over 15 cats.
is liam the lad hat asks if he should shave?
the gf
>>73104525
I am liam. I can do a vocaroo
73104540
alri
>>73104564
this
>>73104574
no
>>73104562
that's when they're kittens
but the behavior tends to carry over into adulthood for some reason
>>73104567
why not >doth as well
they're both from the real quote
>>73103725
okay paki
>>73104458
HAHAHAHAHA don't be bad
i occasionally search for random fashion styles and every so often i find something that could basically be the outfit for a nintendo villain
>>73104510
hahaha i know what you mean
i was much happier and naive while i was with her, life was pretty comfy. I've turned into a real aloof, arrogant, moody cunt since then. I think, had i stayed with her, my life would be much more stable and I'd probably be a better person. She went through a shit time with some things and said she couldn't deal with a relationship, instead of making any attempt to comfort her i just said 'ok bye' ah well, such is life
vocaroo (liam)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05kwUnmts8g
>>73104585
is this jodie foster?
donkeys > big dogs > cats > birds > rodents > reptiles > small dogs
How did liam get doxxed?
Post everything we have on him so far
>>73104591
do i reply to your posts and tell you how to do your job?
>>73104585
girls really do mature socially so much earlier than boys do
>>73104626
are you some kind of simpleton?
>>73104634
>small dogs
Literally rodents, vermin
>>73104636
>doxxed
he got drunk and told us
>>73104612
Pretty sure most of it is just for show as to keep the fashion industry interesting and to promote creative designs
>>73104654
knowing who a random little girl is isn't clever
nonce
is it?
>>73104621
you sound a bit bent
>>73104636
did a guest appearance on thailad's stream and he showed my name. I'm not really doxed though
Fuck it I AM moving to Dublin
>>73103462
The man who tries to attain everything attains nothing
t. Sun Tzu
>>73104588
>but the behavior tends to carry over into adulthood for some reason
maybe taking them from their mother at a young age fucks them up developmentally?
>>73104667
I have no idea who it is but it looks nothing like jodie foster
>>73104636
pretty sure this is him
new trailer park boys is really bad
>every "joke" is either about randy's gut or just swearing
>julian and ricky drag bubbles into yet another illegal job involving weed growing
>everybody has a cell phone for some reason now and they use them all the time
>>73104596
God this board is full of fucking nu male CuCKS. This general is fucking cancerous af
>he hasn't seen taxi driver
literally the greatest film of all time
>>73104674
DUBLIN
OF ALL PLACES
HAET IT
>>73104664
>>73104672
How did thainonce know his name?
>>73104687
Source
>>73104636
Beto said he was on thaiguy's stream of cp and said his mom fucked a black guy, that's why he's so angry at minorities
new VW is Peng with a capital P
>>73104680
it literally is her you pleb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXyaTKBYqpk
>>73104712
looks like generic car #459
wonder how they're cheating emissions these days
>>73104678
ehh that's only really a major issue if you take them from their mum when they're really young and they have actual cognition issues and will happily be taken away by strangers
>>73104687
I'm not the "should I shave" lad
>>73104706
a skype notification for the call gave away my name
>>73104710
yeh
Just rung up the old.mum crying telling her I haven't been happy in 4 years and I think about hurting myself
>>73104706
think he posted it a while back asking if he should shave. it was an original file.
it might have just been some other autist yank
>>73104689
Trailer park boys took a major nose dive after season 4 when bubbles and self-reference jokes became more common
Now they just can't let go
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-dqcPZBULw
>>73104722
>17
ahh, no longer feel like a nonce for thinking she's pretty here
>>73104700
It is really, really fucking bad
>>73104712
runt cage
*evacuates the thread*
where's liam from? want to batter him
>>73104557
serrated blade?
>>73104762
What's holding you back?
>>73104712
rear end looks good
front end looks like a scion (not good)
>>73104774
West Virginia or some bum fuck state
>>73104722
very deep voice
>>73104774
bet hes either the chicago or minnesota lad
>>73104762
After a night together I guarantee she walks with a limp. He'd make her numb down there for a week. Fuck I wish I was that cool.
>>73104774
try me and I'll take your head clean off your shoulders with one swipe you wetwipe
>>73104787
>>73104793
both wrong. I'm deep south
mulan dipping sauce
Wish the UK could be more like the USA
>>73104805
bit graphic
makes me think you're a cuck
>>73104816
How's this for a start?
*Shoots you*
>>73104811
*dips my chicken tendies in Asian virgin's pussy juice*
>>73104808
you're not liam
he's from the midwest
>>73104808
come to Wakefield then you fucking yank pussy
>>73104822
you think I'm graphic? check out this loser
>>73104831
the patrician's choice
>the wakefield autist is here
*shakes head*
>>73104808
I said or some bum fuck state tbf
>>73104816
You mean shit and dumb?
Already halfway there
Cuck cuck cuck why yes I browse r/the_donald and /pol/ haha
liam is among us
>>73104816
all those ethnicities but she still looks black
browsing /lit/ and its actually quite good
need to read more books before i can fit in though
>>73104846
yanks completely and brits 50% btfo
>>73104861
>implying anyone reads
>>73104854
At least you can't tell she's Irish haha
>>73104861
reminder to not read fiction, it's not even true
BLACKED
>>73104902
she's not black though?
>>73104861
yeah honestly feeling really tempted to spend time on the self-improvement boards like /fit/, /lit/, /fa/, /diy/, /out/, /ck/ etc
would mean having to cut /brit/ out of the daily cycle. and probably would mean spending less time overall on 4chan so i can actually so the self improving
>>73104747
that about matches up with when the yanks caught on and it started to become flanderized
i still like a lot of seasons 5-7 though, i mean that's prime phil collins
>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic glacier analyst
>>73104832
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Sldl3eO1qv
>>73104852
hello beto
>>73104902
oh I would
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el93MIxAf-c
>>73104816
>When you get your ancestry DNA results back and you list countries you have 0.2% DNA from
>>73104902
obvious tranny lol
>>73104908
/fa/ is not self improvement in the slightest
dont even bother, /mfa is unironically better for self improvement
>>73104913
Sounds like a dope gig
Hook a homie up?
anyone a virgin in here?
>>73104889
thanks fo the investigatory journalism sherlock
73104914
you are not liam
>>73104906
She's part black
>>73104916
>SJWs ruined comic books, then comic book TV shows, then comic book movies and now they're coming for everything else
>>73104963
why not? did you hear the stream?
>>73104954
just calm it lad it's all a bit of fun
>>73104908
/lit/ isn't a self improvement board
half a million on the coupe