tfw there will be a war in europe over a rock
who cares south america is the future
fuck spain and fuck spanish people
>>73102537
there have been wars in europe for more absurd reasons
No there won't
Neither country is retarded enough to start a war over Gibraltar, especially since it start a chain reaction and end up being another world war
>>73102761
How would it end up developing into a world war?
How long do you think it will take for peace and diplomacy in europe to dissolve? And who do you think will instigate it?
>>73102761
I would volunteer to fight against the Spanish tomorrow, even these actions are a provocation!
>>73102812
>Countries obligated to choose a side in the war
>Ends up becoming UK/US (possibly more) vs EU
>>73102761
You underestimate the stupidity of Spaniards
>>73102878
Hm if that happened wouldn't the EU be fugged?
>>73102761
There wont be a fucking world war you dumb nigger. If things even got close to that bad the US would step in and put a stop to it all.
Spain would get destroyed
Not to mention they'd lose all their British tourists
it's about time the Brits gave it back, it doesn't even have the purpose they used it for anymore and their "empire" is a memory.
>>73102966
>The US would step in and put a stop to it all
A US involvement would only worsen the situation, the EU would be obligated to send troops to Spain, which then makes the war spread outside of Spain, while Russia is a wild card
Are you forgetting who our commander in chief is
>>73102761
Come on the eternal anglo went to war for some sheep, a rock is more than enough of a reason
>>73102918
China alllies with EU and we btfo angloshits
>>73102537
We've declared war on each other for less.
Who's ready for round 3?
>>73103177
President Trump supports the UK. I could see him defending the UK if some other euro shithole like spain were the aggressor.
>>73103236
>China
>force projection
you may only select one
>>73103236
The chinks have practically no navy. Even if they did want to side with the EU, how are they going to ship an army all the way across the world?
>>73103255
Yeah forgot to say we'd be defending the UK
Hence why the EU would defend Spain, they'd get bulldozed on their own
>>73103307
>>73103258
Russia joins us, easy mode
>>73103307
>practically no navy
What about submarine? I hate enemy will strike from under water.
>>73103236
china is magically going to have theater presence I presume?
Who would win:
An island nation and its former colony vs. a trading block of over 25 countries?
>>73103424
england
>>73103368
Wew. If you think Russia is going to fight for the EU then youre even dumber than you already sound.
>>73103308
it would be ridiculous, all parties are partners of ours, and they are partners of one another
there wouldn't be any such occurrence, and we would not take steps for either party, we would halt things as much as we were able.
>>73103424
the eternal anglo would win, obviously
>>73103424
Only one of those 25 nations has a real military, and France is not going to attack the UK. The rest of those countries are sheep ready for the slaughter.
>>73103394
>>73103444
Europeans are always pissing off everybody else and bitching about everything. They have already started the World wars I and II and they won't stop until they desappear and let the rest of us away from their shit.
>>73102761
It's not a world war unless some stupid shit goes down in Asia too
>>73103424
Out of the entire EU, only the UK and France really have significant military capability.
>>73103560
The dago fears the /CHICANO/
>>73103626
is that what you are?
gross
>>73103670
the US is a Chicano nation, gringo
>>73103626
>>73102966
being involved in a war would be bad for america, and your policy is america first
>>73102537
the real interest is not the rock but the strait and waters closeby.
its the only entrance to the mediterranean sea. EXTREMELLY strategic
India joins EU to get revenge on us
>>73103860
>what are planes: the casus belli
>>73103727
you people number less than the blacks, and you are dumber than them
lol
>>73102812
>UK crying for help
>America joins
>everyone else joins
>>73103424
-Anglo confederation (US + UK + CAN + AUS + NZ) = ~$23,250 trillion
-EU (without UK) = ~13,7 trillion
The Anglo league's military budget = 693 billion
European Union military budget (without UK) = 171.3 billion
your move.
>>73103944
ships are the cheapest way for merchants to ship goods
why do you think the red sea is so important to russia
Can Europeans not go 100 years without flinging shit at each other?
test
Which side would Portugal join? Obviously they're part of the EU, but they're our oldest allies and they could cheekily claim Galicia when we win.
>>73103999
>anglo league
i thought it was called the commonwealth
the USA alone is 600 billion right?
>mfw Trump's dream of destroying Europe might be done by his own military forces
please dont ally the eternal anglo
>>73103999
wew
Didnt realize the EU was that weak.
>>73104060
200 years and counting over here. In 2050 we all get a free sundae
>>73103424
>Who would win: 1000 chimpanzees vs 1 guerilla
>>73104100
Moortugal activates Caliphate Mode and Australia supplies them with bogan janissaries
>>73104115
EU army isn't up and running yet
>>73104115
the USA spends more in armed forces than China, Russia and the EU combined
and still wants to spend more
every army is weak in comparisson
bongistan will be deleted from the map in our lifetime, what a time to be alive
lol yurop y so violent towards ur neighbors?
b peaceful liek we ar
>>73104244
not on my watch
>>73104244
it is weird they are concern about a rock that the rest of the world didn't even know it existed when it has its own tribal implosions going on.
Spain isn't retarded enough to go to war over a rock against a militarily superior nation. This isn't the fucking 18th century anymore.
Who the fuck in reality would back Spain if they attacked the UK? Not France, not Portugal, not America, not Russia, certainly not fucking China. They'd have nobody.
it's disgustingly sick how much ameritards suck british cocks.
Nothing is going to happen
Shit like this happens every month and every time people here start screaming WAR INCOMING
In a week max it'll be forgotten about
>>73104369
The Chicano will defend the Anglo
Always
>implying proper wars will ever happen again
now it's just shitty proxy wars with two superpowers fighting over some third world shithole
>>73104369
It truly is.
>>73104369
Probably brits (heritage fags) living in America. Can't blame them tho. They are pretty close people.
>>73104369
gotta stay loyal to daddy
>>73103999
Sauce nibber
>>73104369
You fool. We will never desert the queen
>>73103999
You do know that 60% of US military costs is maintaining useless bases, right?
Also the US would have to fight with one hand tied behind its back, moving fleets from the Middle East and Asia to Europe would open up those regions to Iranian/Chinese intervention.
>>73104482
there are actual nigels in the usa
you think an american would know whats a gibraltar? let alone find it
>asSpain tries it again
>>73102537
European countries and perhaps the continent if shit escalated nearly got into a war over a very shitty swamp in Africa.
THIS is a step up.
>>73104560
Yes we are rightfully cuckolds for the British royal family. Our TV and media absolutely adores them!
>>73104675
Beautiful, Bruce
>>73104657
long live the commonwealth!
>Europe
>Conquered the world despite fighting itself a hundred times a century
>Anglos
>Consistently lost to Hangul puppeteers wielding withered branches
>>73104698
Rule Britannia, God Save the Queen!
>>73104424
There are so many things wrong in this post
>>73104630
You think they would care? Even if they don't know what Gibraltar is, they would still suck their dads cock. Anglos are ants at this point.
>>73104657
>usa would probably fight france to defend england because "muh british accent omg so cool ikr?!?"
this is sad
>>73104820
JUST TRY AND STOP US, GIUSEPPE
>>73104864
I just hope Italian americans have some dignity and side with the EU
>>73104820
Silence, Italy, you are nothing on the grand scale of global affairs! You are an old relic of the past whose had its time, leave the present to the Anglos.
>>73104893
White Americans are like 80% Irish, they've waited a long time to stick it to the Brits.
>>73102761
Europeans will wage war over anything desu. Especially the arrogant large countries, as they all think they are unbeatable.
>>73104921
wrong
>>73104921
I'm not ethnically Irish desu but nice try
>>73104921
Wrong. There are no whites in America, but only crypto-Chicanos
>>73104901
we can un-discover your shitty continent at any time, so better keep quiet, anglocuck
You guys don't actually think the UK and Spain are going to go to war in this day and age, right?
americans are a bunch of mongrel mutts with no identity
>>73104972
we're speaking hypotetically, dumb anglophone
>>73104987
Well said, north denmark
>>73104965
We don't need you anyways, Giovanni.
>>73104987
at least we're relevant
>A FUCKING ROCK
>>73104972
no but it would be an excellent idea
>>73104987
Wrong. We are Her Majesty's loyal subjects.
>>73104943
>>73104949
You deny the Irish beast inside but it hungers for British blood. There will be a feast soon, and you are all invited.
>>73105034
You have never been able to land an invasion in Europe ever, without the help of the USA.
Why would it be a good idea?
>>73105060
Don't like Spaniards much
>>73104921
Nah, I come from the land of Polish and German offspring.
>tfw to inteligen to discus wiht american
>>73105051
But wait, my fellow colonial, how can we be Her Majesty's loyal subjects if we don't even nationally celebrate Easter?
>>73105076
I wish I was spanish
>>73105111
didn't your nation kill each other over a bucket
>>73105028
don't talk about your """"country"""" like that....
>>73105111
holy shit that's a rare Yakub
>>73105111
>tfw too intelijint to fight over a fucking rock
>>73105057
I actually don't have any ancestors that I know of who were Irish (or Swedish, thank Jove). As an American 'white' I am genetically French, Anglo, German, and Spanish. As you can see I can choose any one of these countries to defend as a homeland and since I speak English, obviously I will defend Britain.
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kek only in the poonited shitstains of lardmerica these things happen
>>73105224
>All those Swedish rape babies
>Not Swedish
Sure, Allan.
>>73105148
don't you have an emu to prep
Seriously though, how will they solve the dispute? I feel like this could hurt Euro a lot.
>>73105252
>>Yakub (sometimes spelled Yacub or Yaqub) is a central figure of the Nation of Islam (NOI). According to the story, Yakub was a black scientist who lived "6,600 years ago" and began the creation of the white race to be a "race of devils." He is said to have done this through a form of selective breeding referred to as "grafting", while living on the island of Patmos
If war breaks out, would Portugal side with the UK or Spain?
>>73103576
Without all of us the rest of the world will gradually revert to Neolithic times.
>>73105393
I would love to have a simple life again, fuck gl*balism anyway.
>>73105256
It's funny because Sw*den, from what I can recall in history, has never invaded any of the countries of peoples I have mentioned thus far, save for Germany.
Your more manly Scandinavian cousins such as Norway and Denmark were able to invade/raid advanced Western Yurop however, but never Sweden. Most of you were traders in the Far East and didn't have the balls to do any thing West.
And I really doubt Sw*dish males were capable of raping southern Germans. You all were never able to reach Bavaria, therefore I am clean of Sw*dish blood.
Also my German great grandmother has Semitic facial features, so there's absolutely no way I am Sw*dish rapebaby spawn.
>>73102761
Don't underestimate Europe.
>>73105406
I guess you enjoy being slaved and sacrificed by your leaders and depending on magic to cure your diseases.
The world has never been a happy place.
>>73105613
Tell me about the bucket please.
>>73105547
Bayern came to us. And we butchered them like animals. Also some of us joined the danes for the conquest of britain. You're swedish, and in complete denial. Unless you're black, in which case mum's the word.
>>73105665
>conquest of britain
Failed conquest of Britain
>>73103483
France is on board.
>>73105650
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Bucket
2,000 people died because a bunch of soldiers stole a bucket.
>>73105391
The most intelligent decission for them would be to stay neutral
>>73105665
>Germans who were murdered but not raped
Your argument is falling
>implying Sw*dish males were even alpha enough to have sloppy seconds from their superior Danish counterparts raping English females
I rest my case, beta lanklet
>>73105224
You will speak Spanish pretty soon though
>>73105842
And when that happens I will shift loyalty to Spain. But so far our native language has always been English.
You Yuropoors really have nothing on us. The Anglosphere shall rule.
>>73103368
>Russian carrier enters battle area
>EU fines it for emissions.
>>73102537
It always been like that.
>>73102555
The future what? Africa?
>>73103307
What about planes? You know the big metal things in the sky?
What happens when two NATO members declare war on each other?
>>73106229
everyone shits themselves
>>73106229
Civil war in both countries.
Not a war. More of a breif conflict. Brits ahve already bitch slapped spics once and they'll do it again.
>>73102761
You underestimate the stupidity of UK
They want the "US vs THEM" mentality
>Gibraltar
>Doesn't want to leave the EU
>Wants to stay with UK
you cant have all at once
>>73106229
NATO probably intervenes and bitchslaps them both and makes them hug each other.
>>73103238
>some actual fighting spirit from Germany
Finally. It's on, comrades.
>>73103238
OH FUCK GUYS GERMANY IS AT IT AGAIN
MOM!!!!!!
>>73106338
is he gonna birth a child with those hips?
>>73106359
He wasn't of ever skip leg day to march straight through all Europe, tovarisch
>>73102537
All mankind came from the Serbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg79R5jopj8&t=7s
>>73104972
Our new generations seem pretty dumb for some reason.
I hate how juvenile and stupid they seem to behave.
>>73103770
>every European muscle is maxed out just trying to stand upright
But he would lose nearly any fight.
Jesus Christ.
Kill all the hispanics.
>>73106875
Iberians are fine, just the Aztec rape baby Chicanos that rape and cause crime in the United state need to die
>>73104369
Why would we side with Spain?
We had a war over some cake.
>>73102537
we almost went to war for fucking lobsters
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster_War
>>73102537
Good luck, Eternal Anglo
>>73104893
grandmother was sicilian
i would hang all of you desu
>>73104820
Somewhat true, it's a relic of the democrat/federalist rivalry. The Jeffersonian's favored France and wanted to resume the fight against the Anglo's again, while as the Federalists hated the French Revolution and signed the deals with Brits.
I would volunteer to fight for the Spanish just to fight against the eternal anglo.
>>73109946
I thought you guys liked the EU?
>>73110950
t. Eduardo O'Brien
>>73109946
I really like this image.
>>73111189
>t. Eduardo O'Brien
Nope, just a Germanic Aryan who wants to get revenge against dirty Anglo's. WASPs suppressed us and forced Anglofication on us, but still doesn't give us any equal treatment.
>>73111292
you sound like a nut
why don't you just walk into a bus
>>73111308
t. Alastair Wellington the II
>>73111368
Not at all, my name is Lyle E. Coddington
>>73111420
Also, your "the" before the roman numeral two is redundant.
Does brits really think that this is still their era? well I have a sad news for you but it isn't, britain is no more relevant then france or germany, nobody would join you in a conflict with the EU over gibraltar, only Trump with his immense idiocy could thought about it, implying trump is not going to be deposed soon
>>73111566
That's "do," not "does." Also, all that follows after that first question is an improperly formed, meandering, massive, run on sentence.
>be spanish
>cry over a fucking rock
haha
>>73105842
Spanish doesn't even last a generation here, man. Most second-gen chicanos can't even speak it. Hence why you get retarded shit like 'latinx'
Alright whatever, here we go.
Gibraltar is rightful German clay.
Bring it on.
> two modern democracies WHICH ARE NATO ALLIES are going to war over a non-issue that corrupted politicians only bring up when they want to deflect attention
omg so random xD
>>73112080
the ancient Chinese have an idiom: "let them come in, they'll never get out"
>>73102537
No need for war
Just military blocade of gibraltar and let them starve
We can also fabricate videos with czech whores and blacmailing Boris Johnson
>>73106338
Das right
No prisoners
>>73102761
No there won't
Neither country is retarded enough to start a war over Danzig, especially since it start a chain reaction and end up being another world war
Fucking angloniggers only want to see the end of European peoples. Gibraltar belongs to Spain. UK would only let in more pajeets through Gibraltar if they could.
>>73102537
We've already fought over a fucking archduke and a radio station
It'll be nothing out of the ordinary :^)
>>73116823
Too bad the people in Gibraltar have overwhelmingly rejected any association with Spain in two referendums that were ~40 years apart. I hope you do realize that the will of the people inhabiting a place is more important than where it happens to exist geographically.
>>73105793
And I thought the 1859 Pig War was stupid. Italians are fucking insane.
>Portugal going to war with the UK
We would remain neutral and provide covert assistance to Brits
>>73103626
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>>73106285
Gibraltar has been British long before the EU has existed.
Also, they want to stay with the UK more than they want to stay with the EU.
>>73102761
>worldwar
As if asians and south americans give a fuck about our squabbles.
>>73116823
>Gibraltar belongs to Spain
why? it's been british for hundreds of years. nobody alive has ever seen it under spanish rule. the people don't want to be spanish. spain isn't even a real country anyway
why the fuck does it belong to spain just because it's close to them
>>73103185
Umm Argentina started that war
it's not on the news here, why are you guys so obsessed with this??
Spain is just saying they will have border control in gibraltar, when uk leaves EU, same happens in andorra already.
>>73127108
Andorra is Schengen, UK isn't.
>>73125361
>it's been british for hundreds of years
so was hong kong but you didn't have any problem giving that away :^)
>>73127217
when I went there in 2004 I think they searched my fathers car, maybe because we are dirty portuguese :( ?
>>73102761
>World War
>>73102537
>he doesn't know about Gibraltar
literally a smoke screen to hide corruption and fucked up stuff from the government
>>73102812
Putin supporting Spanish claim to get influence over the strait and an ally in southern europe
England going full Falklands and France freaking out
Germany would be too tempted to go full autism as always
still won't happen
>>73127267
You can get checked at any border for security reasons, but you didn't need a passport or a visa, did you?
Last year I spent a weekend in Lisbon, I went by bus and when we were back in Madrid, the police searched all our bags with a dog. Apparently Spanish tourists know about Portuguese relaxed laws on drugs and the police are csreful when a bus comes from Portugal kek
Good I hope the UK loses and the entire country is sacked
>>73117606
because they are british colonizers sent there to avoid UN to call Gibraltar a colony
>>73127493
why? gibraltar is a nice town for them, and spain has many in the area already.
they just want to enjoy sunshine, and not having to speak spanish
>>73127598
they speak half spanish half english though
>>73127672
no, only english, some have spanish surnames, but that's it
>>73127791
autistically made map
>>73127791
green is neutral/irrelevant
>>73106285
>giblartar has been british for 300 years
>the EU was form 23 years ago
made me think
>>73127760
look https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcWhc6UF75Q
>>73105261
that's really hot
>>73106229
NATO would probably side with the one who got attacked
>>73111292
>suppressed us and forced Anglofication on us, but still doesn't give us any equal treatment.
>>73112406
dis
>>73112406
this, summer coming early this year
>next sunday night
>suddenly power is cut on gibraltar
>unmarked soldiers stream into the city
>they take over all official buildings, tv stations, radio stations and other vital infrastructure
>military stations are surrounded and the soldiers are stopped from exiting
>next morning the peoples democratic republic of gibraltar is established with juan cortez as the provisional president
>UK accuses spain of military invasion but spain vehemently denies any involvement
>meanwhile military vehicles can be seen driving over from spain to gibraltar
>provisional president juan cortez proclaims that the gibraltan people have unanimously voted to secede from the UK and join the kingdom of spain with 99% of eligible voters participating and 100% voting for it
How would /int/ react?
>>73128591
> juan cortez
> not Ivan Kortezov
You blew it, Ville.
>>73102537
God I hope so, Western Europe is long over due for a proper war.
>>73104820
It's more complicated than that, an ex-colony and its metropolis have a bizarre relationship. We wanted them to fuck off but the cultural ties are still strong to ignore them
Don't let Portugal know, but we would fight with them if they were in a similar situation and if we also knew we would win
>>73128591
SEND THEM YANKS STRAIGHT TA' HELL
>>73129986
>Don't let Portugal know
D'aawwwwww
>>73102537
tfw there will be a war in East Asia over a rock