The final red pill

This
my shits have felt so much better squatting

>>73102319
squat for me bitch

>tfw squat like an indian with my feet on the toilet bowl occasionally

Can confirm it makes pooing easier.

>>73102319
The final red pill is getting pozzed up in your boipucci

>lean forward more

>>73102319
>>73102338
>>73102350
This is still no excuse to shit in shopping aisles.

Just get a bench under your foot when on the toilet, you disgusting pieces of processed shit.

Is it easier to achieve a prostate orgasm by squatting onto a dick or sitting on it?

Just raise your knees a bit and lean forward, you probably already do it naturally anyway

>>73102319
Is this why slavs squat?

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Can't I just spread my legs and lean forward on the toilet to get the same effect?

>>73102643
Your mom spreads your legs for me all the time

>>73102550
Probably a vibrator would be best

>>73102550
I would like to know too

>>73102319
The poop leaves much easier when squatting, it's like you just give your brain the order "send it all out" and it start leaving naturally, now while sitting there is a lot of struggle and stress involved, plus hemorrhoids later in the week.

>>73102484
I've tested all stances of pooping and the natural squatting still the best one.

>>73102550
Yes, squatting is the best for anal too.

>>73102319
Red suppository actually