/cum/

first for baseball

Hey mexico
shut up

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drumpf wants to deport this

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>>73098679
>tfw INTJ
>was beat within the first few turns the other day by a casual using a noob-crusher tactic
but my personality horoscope and the Barnum memes all told me that I'm a strategic mastermind who struts through life as if it were a game of chess, 'reading opponents with a penetrating stare and finishing them off with a sardonic smile.' What gives?

Jesus wasn't a Jew

what a cute lil fella

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hEbkx9qzGs

>>73099708
She looks like a poorman's Nina Dobrev

中国好。我们都中国人。
加拿大是愚蠢的。

Christ was an American

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denmark...

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>>73099834
yeah?......

>>73099763
stop buying our property

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>>73099906
hi

feeling #blessed

deuteronomy 22:5
leviticus 19:28

just got a call from some random and then they sent a text "This Melquan your boo >:o"

>>73099602
GOTTA GET A CHINK

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>>73100054
....I thought you were gonna do something lewd........

>>73100061
>The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God.
> Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

>>73100082
You have been randomly selected to receive a gf.

>>73100153
I am the LORD

>>73100153
melquan doesn't sound like a girl to me

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>>73100138
EW! NO!

Jesus was an INFP not a Jew

>found a portable power bank battery thing in the street

>blue light started flashing as soon as I brought it in my home

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>73100236
> INFP
Isn't this one of the "zodiac signs" of an assburger horoscope?

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I don't know why americans are so afraid of the chinks

>>73100200
Then I guess you become the gf.

>>73100279
I am an INFP and a Leo

>>73100281
US global dominance is predicated upon control of global trade. Chinks want to control shipping through the SCS and that doesn't sit too well with us

>>73100316
What's the peaceful solution? Continuing the status quo of incessant sabre rattling?

>>73099743
Contrary to popular belief, chess has little to do with intelligence. The only connection between the two is memory; i.e. intelligent people and good chess players alike are both more likely to have good memory (though it's not by any means a prerequisite, except at the very very top levels of chess).

Any cute fatty Yanks on here wanna meet up and give my cherry end a little kiss?

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who /intp/ and /virgo/ here?

>>73100306
I'm a Scorpio. I did the assburger horoscope test once but I forgot the result. I don't like the categories that psychologists use, for instance for this horoscope. You can't categorize everyone, there are too few categories. And perhaps someone becomes likes his horoscope when he believes in it?

>>73100351
>What's the peaceful solution?
US uniting ASEAN and them telling China to fuck off or else. That or China collapsing to civil unrest in the next 20 years which is both doubtful and unwanted by everyone except Russia

>>73100390
>/virgo/
More like /virgin/
*laughs and snorts*

>>73100382
>fat
check
>gay
check
>cute
hmm, gonna have to leave this one unmarked
better luck next time, m8

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>>73100372
I've heard that Go/Weiqi is much more of an intellectual game than chess

>>73100435
Then let's create a trade bloc with Russia and Canada and Vietnam

>>73100382
What is a cherry end?
t. not a native speaker

>>73100455
*laughs with you but inside is devastated*

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>>73099602
C H I C A N O
H
I
C
A
N
O

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Leo ftw.

>>73100498
>What is a cherry end?

Have a guess.

>>73100411
from what understand big five is what most actual psychologists use today

>>73100526

this

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>>73100492
>trade bloc with Russia

>>73100435
>US uniting ASEAN and them telling China to fuck off or else

I don't see this happening under Trump, he's not a very good diplomat. Pulling out of the TPP upset a few ASEAN members.

>>73100550
Why
Maybe they could convince us to switch out our fucking 5.56 battle rifles and sell us some 7.62 stuff

>>73100547
that

>>73100526
>>73100547
>>73100643
these

*forces america to clean my room*

someone give me a quick rundown on gibraltar and the chimp out its causing

when was the last time you boys got laid?

>3 weeks ago

feels ok i guess

>>73100480
Memory is less important in Go than in Chess, but I still wouldn't link it with intelligence. Though honestly, the two games aren't all that comparable

First, chess has a finite amount of ressources for each player. Therefore, the issue of piece ressource allocation is important in chess, whereas go is entirely focused on spatial ressources. Second, chess has different types of pieces, so figuring out synergy, combinations, priorities between pieces (which is connected to the issue of ressource allocation) is important, but in Go it's much more about calculation.

So, in a paradoxical way, chess is more complicated, but more dependent on memory, whereas Go is really about spatial awareness and calculation (not that these don't exist in chess, they're just not as important compared to Go), and so arguably more "intelligent".

>>73100615
>Why
They're a threat in the Middle East and we can't bribe them like we did Europe and East Asia

>>73100592
Didn't say it was likely. We're probably just going to maintain the status quo until someone blows up a cargo ship and we btfo their navy

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>>73100709
denmark has never had sex

>>73100539
5 are even fewer categories than in the 4 letters horoscope.

>>73100709
who /6 years and counting/ here?

>>73100769
these are scales not yes or no

>>73100709
Spring Break

>>73100695
It's basically a self-governing British overseas territory. It's not part of the UK, but the UK is responsible for foreign policy and defence.

It's full of parasites who aren't really British, but claim they are and take advantage of the support we offer them as they don't want to be part of Spain and give up their cushy low-tax economy and privileges

>>73100746
Wrong on so many levels. Chess programs on phones nowadays will beat Magnus Carlsen 100% of the time even though they are limited in memory. These programs are mostly based off of heuristic-guided brute force.

Go/Weiqi on the otherhand was only able to overcome humans due to deep learning and algorithmic advances. We always had the computing power, we were just missing the software until recently.

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>>73100709
>got laid?
>3 weeks ago
Why do I never get laid?
Pic related.

>>73100806
Doesn't change that these are 5 categories. And apparently someone is a combination of these 5 dimensions. I don't believe this is real science.

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>>73100709
2 years ago

>>73100709
2 years and counting...
JUST

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>having sex
Simply unnecessary. A waste of time with high risks. We should work to eradicate the need for sex with artificial ways for procreation, and to eventually eradicate sexual thoughts as a whole.

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>having intercourse for the purpose of procreation

>>73101028
>artificial ways for procreation
I want biological immortality. No procreation needed anymore.

>not being able to no-hands ejac
Fucking plebs. No wonder you still prefer 3DPD

>>73101111 (Quads)
Absolutely, why create new generations who must learn previous knowledge when we could expand on our own indefinitely?

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>>73101139
So you just think about a cute 2D grill and you have an orgasm?

Would you smash your dad's man vag for one million buckerinos?

who /cancer/ here

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>not being a voluntary celibate because you don't want to spread your autistic genes

>>73100922
>even though they are limited in memory
because it's still way more than what a human can do, that's the point. Chess engines aren't "intelligent" in any way, there's no neural network involved. Their ability to evaluate positional value tends to be rather shitty, much worse than that of the best humans. What they can do, however, is calculate 15 ply within one second, which is simply more than what a human can handle since a human will always make some small tactical mistake every now and then, which will (almost) always be punished by an engine able to calculate 15 ply ahead of time. However, there are plenty of examples of specific positions which chess engines are unable to solve, but which humans can (it just so happens that these arise relatively rarely).

>We always had the computing power
No, we didn't, that's the whole point. Memory (which is akin to brute forcing) is simply not good with the game of Go. Even now, no computer would be able to beat the best humans with brute forcing alone.

>>73101178
you

>>73101161
I hate material wealth so I wouldn't do it even for a chance at intergenerational incestual homosexuality

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>>73100372
Interesting. I held up pretty well for about 20 turns in the 2nd game. He was impressed by some of my moves, although it took forever for me to move each turn since I was overthinking everything.
But let's say he wasn't that casual, just so I feel less stupid. He's played against two Russian chess masters before, both geniuses. One took on him and 9~ other players in simultaneous games. He walked down a table all his opponents were sitting at and made each move instantly, schooling them all in the end.

>>73101215
the incel/volcel debate rumbles on

>>73101160
Not at all. The hands free ejaculation technique is something I have spent many years of my life perfecting. The technique requires finesse, stamina, raw strength and high intellect. I have ascended above and beyond my fragile human self and do not require "cute 2D grills" nor do I require 3DPD whores or any other form of stimulation. The mind, my mind, is capable of so many wondrous things. I am truly enlightened.

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>being involuntary celibate

>>73100390
me, actually
/intp/, virgo, and year of the ox desu

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>being canadian

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What foot type are you?
Roman and INTP (master race) here

>>73101366
>replying to Canadians
Stop. You aren't worthy.

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I'm glad I grew out of INTP in my early teens

>>73101406
Egyptian, tbqh.
The other ones look weird as fuck, but then again I don't look at other people's feet.

>>73101406
Never seen a foot that didn't look like the Roman or Greek ones here

>>73101406
I do not know my foot type, my shoes are on and I do not feel like taking them off.

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>>73100757
wtf?!
Yeah i did
i fucked canada

>>73101504
America confirmed for non-white.

>americans wear shoes while browsing 4chan

>>73101468
forgot to add:
I WUZ KANGZ

Does /cum/ wear shoes at home. I don't do it.

>>73101554

Im just in soks, atm

>>73101570
good man

>>73101565
Only when I'm browsing 4chan, but other than that I religiously keep them in the fridge.

>canadians are too poor for internet shoes
wtf
how do you ground yourself if your computer gives you a shock?

>Not wearing boots
What a shame

>>73101565
The only shoes I wear in my home are my running shoes which only ever touch the inside of my house and my treadmill. (sometimes my porch)
My other shoes are dirty as hell and are worn out in public and when I'm working around my chicken coop which yard is full of chicken shit tbqh.

Canada is the perfect gf, tbqh

>>73101646
cause he likes it from behind?

>>73101614
Don't you wear insulating gloves while using the computer?

Americans....

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>>73101659
yep, exactly

sick of living a mundane pointless existence buds, know what i'm saying?

is it true europeans are faggots?

>>73101646
Denmark is a fucking cancer

Stop oppressing Greenland you cunts

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>>73101406
I'm a direct descendant of Cleopatrick, my family line even traces all the way back to western africa

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>>73101522
>>73101646
>>73101659
>>73101689
stooooop

A nearby city was having a food truck thing and I kind of regret not going because there might have been cute girls there.

>>73101773
slut

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>what a shame

>>73101614
>internet shoes
>>73101683
>insulating gloves

Will they protect me from an usual thing like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GiIVze2Tac

>>73101783
there were

>>73101783
Bettr luck at the county fair then

I need that picture of the guy showing off a pic of his waifu to 3 other guys, and they all start chanting slut then lying down on a table

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>>73101792
M'lady

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>>73101783
they were all probably with their bfs anyways
what was your pickup line going to be? nice meatballs wanna try some of mine?

>>73101783
Can you talk to girls well? If so, I envy you.

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>>73101852

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>>73101852

>>73101889

thats the one

thanks

>>73101787
...

>>73101922
salope

Does anyone still browse /vint/?

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China is cool.

The American left is more of a threat.

>>73102058
China is literally commies

>>73102025
I visited it and shitposted earlier, but other than that no

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>>73101964

Chynuh has a lower max tax than we do, but so do thirdworld countries. Sad!

>>73101342
I'm waiting for marriage in hopes of finding a kind and modest non-promiscuous girl. It'll probably never happen, especially since girls like that seem so rare where I live. But modesty reflects inward beauty and character, I wish more girls realized that.

>>73099758
>>poorman's Nina Dobrev
and you're just a poor man, Cuck

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>modesty and character can compete with thick meaty cocks
t. amerivirgin

degenerates >>>/r/eddit/

merge all countries with russia
have russians kill everyone else off
easy

*slices all of russia clean in half with one fell swoop of my katana*

heh... not bad... u made me use ten % of my power...

>>73102407

t. bolshevik

>>73102461
fuck

*presents my boipucci to you*

What now?

*cucks you*

>>73102488
>boipucci
Is this a new bag manufacturer?

>>73102528
*joins*

>>73102488
*licks it*

If a man can trick you into thinking they are a woman and the two of you have sex, it's heterosexual.

>>73102582
What material is it made of?

>>73102605

t. homosexual

>>73102609
booty
*eats it like groceries*

Aren't native americans actually long lost cousins of azns?
So isn't a mexicam gf comparable to a japanese gf?

>>73102605
You know, this can't happen. First you'll see the person is not a woman. Second women have baginas, men don't.

>>73102641
They're like Mongolians and the azns in Siberia

>>73102641
Yes.
No.

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>>73102622
>>73102660
>Anon, I want you to fuck my ass
You would have to be gay NOT to.

>>73102730

>you'd have to be gay to not want to fuck a dude in the ass

yah...no

Silly dumb Placer scum

>>73102772

rude

>>73099708
>Drumpf

>>73102746
No, see, you don't KNOW that they're a trap. You just hit it , and when you find out later it doesn't count because you didn't know.

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>>Drumpf

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If you shove a man's balls and penis far enough into his crotch it becomes a vagina and from there on out fucking him is not gay

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@73102330
nothing wrong with trying to maintain some basic principles. at least it distances me from scoffing queers and all the other self-degrading in the same boat as feminists.

Reminder that fucking men does NOT make you gay

>>73102885
this is known

>>73102959
No it makes you a Greek

>>73102959

t. gay

What the alas didst thee just fucking sayeth about me, thee dram wench? i’ll has't thee knoweth i graduat'd top of mine own class in the navy seals, and i’ve been involv'd in numerous secret raids on al-quaeda, and i has't ov'r 300 confirm'd kills. I am did train in gorilla warfare and i’m the top sniper in the entire us cap-a-pe forces. Thou art nothing to me but just another target. I shall wipe thee the alas out with precision the likes of which hast nev'r been seen ere on this earth, mark mine own fucking words. Thee bethink thee can receiveth hence with declaring yond the horror to me ov'r the internet? bethink again, fucker. As we speaketh i am contacting mine own secret network of spies across the usa and thy ip is being trac'd even but now so thee better prepare f'r the storm, maggot. The storm yond wipes out the pathetic dram thing thee calleth thy life. You’re fucking dead, peat. I can beest anywhere, anytime, and i can killeth thee in ov'r seven hundr'd ways, and that’s just with mine own bare hands. Not only am i extensively did train in unarm'd combat, but i has't access to the entire arsenal of the unit'd states marine corps and i shall useth t to its full extent to wipe thy miserable rampallian off the visage of the continent, thee dram the horror. If 't be true only thee couldst has't known what unholy retribution thy dram “clever” comment wast about to bringeth down upon thee, haply thee would has't did hold thy fucking tongue. But thee couldn’t, thee didn’t, and anon you’re paying the price, thee goddamn clotpole. I shall the horror fury all ov'r thee and thee shall drown in t. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

>strange shaped toilets
>everyone drives everywhere
>people dress badly; lot of people wearing ill-fitting trousers and autism shoes
>lots of fat people
>everything is huge outside of cities (small town? huge best buy, huge dunkin donuts, huge cinema p.s. don't try to walk to any of these, only cars allowed)

t. Brit in the land of the free

>>73102632
>You make us look bad

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>>73103024

You can't hold people accountable for their actions

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*blocks your path*
what do?

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argentina

>>73103048
>go to land of the brits
>order glass of ice water
>they don't have ice
>they never have ice
What the fuck, Britain.

>>73103257

camp out on a boat for half a decade

>>73103249
Did a philosopher say this?

The american identity is so apparent that if I were to imitate a brit it would cause an entire township to chimp-out.

>>73103280
>putting ice in a glass of water
>not serving it chilled
the brit is right

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>40 minute intervals between buses

WHY

>>73103288
probably idk

>>73103344
Well, it's not like it's going to water it down.

>>73103280
very rare that a place doesn't have ice; anywhere serving alcohol will have ice, we just don't serve it with tap water every-time (maybe ~40% of the time).

Just ask for it ya sperg. i.e. 'tap water with ice please'

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>busriders

>>73103357
underage b&
c ya l8r britbong

Fell for the NEET meme. Now I'm 25 and filled with despair.

>>73103357
literally because the automobile industry bought control (either directly or by lobbying) of public transport and starved it of investment entirely.

hehe

>>73103437

???

>>73103357
because not enough people ride it

my local bus comes every 3 minutes at rush hour

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>drinking tap

>>73103437
>if you can't afford a car ur underaged

reality has a liberal bias

I don't understand the appeal for eating ass. Wouldn't it just taste like poo? It just reminds me of the weird stuff the late Romans would do.

>>73103498
it's just a forced jewish concept to get the masses to sink further into degeneracy

the age of consent is a bad thing

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>the age of consent is a bad thing

>>73103443
I'm using my NEET spare time to pursue the truth

>>73103443
NEETism isn't viable outside of rich-Europe, or Australia.

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>the age of consent is a bad thing

someone explain calculus to me

>>73103570
this is why i find it hard to respect women/ take them seriously

most of them want to be cocksluts

>>73103602
2+2=4

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China made weapon.

we are making legislatione to make shoar that sodomé an homo-sexualité neeeevar sees de light of legalité in dis land of de part of africaa

>>73103615
what is the derivative of 2+2=4?

>>73103602
It's about calculating the rate things happen at

>>73103607
What about us women (male) who want to be cocksluts?

>>73103602

its simple

Dx of f(x) = exponent x numerator^exponent -1

>>73103638
0

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>>73103638

yeah im BLACKPILLED

>>73103602
if y=2x y^1=2

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You CAN do a derivative, right anon?

>>73103656
worst of the worst

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what is love

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>>73103687
a monkey could do that

>>73103687
no

>>73103700
accepting someone as they are with no conditions

you will never most likely experience from a female besides your mother

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Is this true?

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>>73103699
I'm a monogamous cockslut if it helps any. When I'm dating someone, I can be incredibly slutty, but it's all focused on them, and to the rest of the world I'm shy and quiet.

>>73103621
The car is Aveo (Korean), the bike is Chinese. A bumper is made out of plastic, the wheel is aluminum alloy.

t. Knower

>>73103748
you're right

quick derive (2x+1)(5x+6) this is easy shit anons

>>73103769
gooks btfo
how will they ever recover?

The concept of enjoying sex is a Jewish creation made to sink us further into degeneracy.

>>73103778
20x+17

>>73103778

10x^2 +17 x + 6 = 20x +17

>>73103602
Algebra = dumb shit
Calculus = cool shit

there was something fucky about the y derivative functions

cant remember what it was but I know it was more of a hassle

>>73103769
>analyzing a baby boomer tier meme

really needs to get school straightened the fuck out 2bh

>>73103778
I never learned math beyond algebra I and geometry. I just BS'd my way through high school.

>>73103839
when you derive y in terms of x you have to use dy/dx. it's called implicit differentiation and it's actually fairly easy

>>73103769
you did what in your cup

im so hungry, i could eat an octarok!

>>73103871

GOLLY, LOOK AT ALL THOSE HEADS

>>73103857

will look back on it and give updates

>>73103871
watch your back, lest an octorok eats you

anatomy is cool

>>73103833
i liked geometry and statistics more

well I kinda get it, I think

>>73103888
i can just do a short example for u if you'd like.

>>73104006

if its something really simple like x^3 + y^3 = 4, I can do it

but the other examples get trickier

A wheat farmer is converting to corn because he believes that corn is a more lucrative crop. It is not feasible for him to convert all his acreage to corn at once. He is farming 300 acres of corn in the current year and is increasing that number by 50 acres per year. As he becomes more experienced in growing corn, his output increases. He currently harvests 130 bushels of corn per acre, but the yield is increasing by 2 bushels per acre per year. When both the increasing acreage and the increasing yield are considered, how rapidly is the total number of bushels of corn currently increasing?

>>73104036
give tricky example i'm bored

>>73104005
no you dont

>>73103543
The New Order song? What the hell are you talking about?

>>73104056
>>73104041

>>73104056

y = sin(3x+4y)

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>>73104041
learning is hrad

https://youtu.be/KsLa_HuoWGs
corn corn corn corncorn corn corn
corn corn corn corncorn

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>>73104041
hold on i know the best person to ask

>>73104041
I guess this is unsolvable. I'm not sure because I didn't read the whole text but I've seen a lot of unsolvable exercises on the internet.

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I'm probably going to end up doing all the work for a group project on my own.

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https://lichess.org/P2YVJr5l
PROS ONLY. I don't want to play with a autist

>tfw you'll never get covered in slime on some lowbudget tv show

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>>73104258
i miss the good old days when my cartoon channels would call me a nig repeatedly until I cried

>>73104265
no its real

>>73104152
this is a tricky one. am i supposed to derive the left side as well?

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I envy women because they can have babies and I can't.

>>73104289
People with autism can't be good at chess?

>>73104041
>300 acres of corn
>CURRENT YEAR

>>73104336

according to the tutorial, yes

>>73104338
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Womb_and_vagina_envy

>>73104289
i stop play becuz u gey

i wish cum existed 4 years ago I would have asked my highschool math problems and gotten an A

>>73104340
I don't want to play with someone who doesn't know how to play

>>73104347

Good night /cum/

>>73104338
Why is having preggers better compared to making a baby with a woman?

>>73104371

In high school, I was still doing algebra 2 and trig/pre-calc

>>73104371
excuse me but this is business calculus its for smart people and im failing

>>73104404
this

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https://lichess.org/Zcihxp8o
If you beat me, I will chop my balls off

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>>73104404
and look where you are now

>>73104371
I've been lurking /cum/ since 1997 what you smokin nigga

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>>73104385
Sleep well, Canada.

>>73104426

pretty much the same place, except with a little more money

>>73104387
Feelings can change and they can take your family whenever. If I wanted a family as a woman I'd have the freedom to do it whenever I wanted.

Fuck Drumpf

and FUCK white people

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>>73104488

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>>73104351
did i do you proud father?

the world I see inside my dreams every night is the place I want to be there's no wars or fights

>>73104531
pussy

I JUST SWALLOWED WRONG AND SPIT WATER EVERYWHERE

>>73104289
I don't know how to play chess but I am going to play chess with you

>>73104363
>three ways in which men who experience womb envy may respond: by compensating - constructing a realm of exclusively male activity, by revaluing - devaluing the functions specific to women and/or magnifying the functions specific to men, and by appropriation - taking control of female specific functions
Sounds about right.

>>73104533
but in reality it cannot be so just carry on forget about all those rolling days
ohh
yeahh
even if you know the answer

>>73104507

looks like it

>>73104420
Would I be allowed to get advice from my friend Stockfish?

>>73104550
No, it sounds like absolute horseshit.

>>73104544
>I don't know how to play
There's no point in playing against you, I would win too easily and I'd lose skill

got a 41.2% on my calculus homework

>>73104578
I am going to play chess with you despite the fact that I have never played chess before and do not know how to play, this is something that we all must learn to accept

>>73104577
Only if I can get advice from my friend Stockfish too

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>There's no point in playing against you, I would win too easily and I'd lose skill

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stop talking about math its giving me flashbacks

>>73104041
where t is in units of years
number of acres f(t) = 300 + 50t [acres]
bushels per acre g(t) = 130 + 2t [corn/acre]
corn h(t) = f(t)g(t)
multiply, find the derivative, the derivative is the rate of change of corn per year

>>73104595
heh. nerd

我今天喝茶了。是了太好了。

>>73104608
O man. I guess we can play another time when I will have improved my own chess skills.

>>73104578
I thought we were cool little juicy what gives. Just because I don't know how to play chess doesn't mean that I am not going to play chess with you while having never played chess before.

>>73104663
>>73104663
>>>/new/

>>73104571
is my handwriting shit btw?

>>73104660
you'll be rounded up in an internment camp in the near future

>>73104686
Yes your handwriting is mediocre but it's still better than mine. And your organization is also neater than mine, my notes always end up all over the place. I can't barely read them as a result.
tl;dr at least you're not me

>>73104746
>I can't barely read them as a result.
I messed up yet again. How can I live with myself?

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>>73104500

>>73104673

Why do ppl create new before 310

>>73104611
That's so weeb, but he nailed it not gonna lie.

>>73100281
american soldiers are more expensive. China can spend less money, maintaining a larger army of soldiers who will fight for room, board, and cheap hookers.