Actually competent usable German synthwave edition.
dara
JANNY
car
need a bf you guys
contemplating wankicide
get him janny
fucking get him janjan
*apprehensively steps into the thread*
anime
https://www.reddit.com/r/MHOC/
Holy shit this is some advanced autism
>>73097142
>>73097156
where? no bent shit btw
>>73097145
I will but it would be funny to have a /brit/ yank
I'll help you pick out something to read. First, answer these questions:
1. Are you conservative or liberal
2. Fiction or non fiction
3. What's your religious sect and is it important
4. Do you "read for the story, which is fun" or do you "read to gather knowledge, which is fun"
5. Do you believe that some things in the past were better than they are now
>>73097679
>>73097678
>>73097674
>>73097664
>>73097651
>>73097634
have seen all of these posts before
TIME TO TEST THE SPIRIT BOMB
>>73096938
The only book I actually feel like reading from their list is The Metamorphosis to be desu
>>73097702
>conservative or liberal
stopped reading here
>>73097678
I used to be a member of the Student Room's MHoC :3
*grabs phone*
*dials 999 except the 9 has been replaced with 'JAN'*
way too paranoid, blunt, easily bored and possessive to have a functioning relationship lads haha
>>73097704
all me
Have any of you lads listened to a radio show? Give me recs pls
David Foster Wallace's essays on tennis were his best work.
>>73097702
neither
either
none
both
like what
>>73097783
freedomainradio
Daily reminder to wash your face and cover it in Vaseline before you go to sleep for radiant healthy skin
>>73097783
Sur Spyro on rinse fm
putting the ol' 'cide on hold until the japan 2020 opening ceremony is over.
>>73097702
>1. conservative
>2. Fiction
>3. none and no
>4. "read for the story, which is fun"
>5. yes
>>73097783
Andy Goldstein's show on Talk Sport
>>73097815
alri tim
>>73097744
Literally me but narcissistic instead of paranoid
>>73097679
why do you post the candles?
watching the bears show
there's nothing wrong with pop culture, consumerism, materialism and the normie runt mentality.
they are distractions for the wandering masses, and it will help you distinguish them from their betters- those who are part of the elite, who entertain themselves with high culture.
Any film recommendations that are on now TV cinema selection
I only have it because I won a 3 month pass with maccies monopoly
>>73097794
one of those articles main argument was that to have top success at sport you pretty much have to be a brainlet with low cerebral capacity because otherwise you just get too nervous and fall apart
think theres a lot to be said for that desu reckon sport stars are pretty thick generally
>>73097851
No it's not a coincidence. Jews are just better people, therefore they're always at the forefront of social liberation.
>>73097702
1. conservative
2. fiction
3. atheist and no
4. neither
5. aye
>>73097925
ah yes our resident jew
>>73097678
>right wing parties are in power
hmmmm
>>73097925
>>73097091
V6. I'm talking outdoors on real rock btw. In gyms, I've climbed loads but that's meaningless.
>>73097833
Tom Ross Goalzone on BBC WM
>>73097946
>gif
fuck off
you guys should stop blaming the jews for everything and instead convert like I did.
get on the winning team foolish goyim.
>>73097992
doing it wrong
>>73097908
He thinks you must be stupid to handle pressure?
>>73097702
1. neither
2. fiction
3. none, no
4. read for the story, which is fun
5. no
Is Imperium any good? It's the film where Daniel Radcliffe goes undercover in a neo nazi gang
>>73097950
That's solid
I just started in January and I'm up to V3s
I haven't made it outside yet but my next goal is to start some kind of training regiment to improve my strength, especially in my fingers and core
whats styxhexenhammer666 like
>>73097678
kek they literally make their own manifestos for this thing
https://www.reddit.com/r/MHOC/comments/62fbbj/join_a_party/
>>73098014
yep exactly, 'How Tracy Austin Broke My Heart' on consider the lobster
>>73097827
>>73097939
Henry James or O. Henry
>>73098019
Charles Dickens
>The negro is a child, and with children nothing can be done without the use of authority. We must, therefore, so arrange the circumstances of daily life that my natural authority can find expression. With regard to the negroes, then, I have coined the formula: "I am your brother, it is true, but your elder brother."
doing the 'ol do tonight lads
>>73098102
>Charles Dickens
Oh please no, I can't stand the Victorian era.
longing for the touch of a qt yank boy
>>73097944
theres an Irish sub and a group of right wing posters basically took it over and memed around. Their leader was called GrandWizardPatrickPearse and they had all these mad policies.
Was quite funny desu
>>73098122
Which eras do you like
victorian and colonial era in general are boring as FUCK
even the renaissance isn't that good
>>73097702
Lean more conservative
Fiction
Born Catholic, still consider myself a catholic, practice Buddhism in the Christian context
>fun
I gues knowledge but a story can impart knowledge as well, often more than a dreary textbook
Yes, there are many high water marks in history which we rest far below
>>73098189
fuck off
Imagine actually living in the USA
Frightening
>>73097927
subject displays insecurity and aggression, degenerating into a crude racism when mental are abilities challenged
prognosis: a fragile ego with smatterings of repressed homosexual tendencies
fascinating... fascinating, further analysis is necessary
>>73098053
>regiment
>>73098210
my arse just went
>sitting in the cinema and that PENG BMW advert comes up
shivers down me spine. I am deanus maximus
>>73098200
Herman Hesse
>>73098216
What do you say in Yankland?
>>73098208
you fuck off
hurr muh boats
hur muh cannon
hurr muh oppressing natives
boring shite
>>73098102
>Henry James or O. Henry
what about henry miller?
>>73098189
>colonial era
>boring
some of it is but things like the great game are interesting tbqh
I want to order paki pizza but I don't want my dad to know I'm being a fat cunt
>>73098213
>being upset enough to keep replying
>>73098262
name a more interesting era than the colonial era
>>73098245
One of my favorite authors, and it was Siddhartha which got me interested in Buddhism
>practice Buddhism in the Christian context
>>73098306
The here and now
>>73097702
1.liberal
2. fiction
3. atheist, unimportant
4. read the story
5. no
prefer a strong female lead
Post skirts lads
>>73098306
antiquity
medieval
modern day
>>73098315
Try reading the poetry of Shelley
>>73097702
1. Conservative
2. Fiction
3. Agnostic but spiritual, I hope for a higher being or some kind of higher force, deeper mysteries outside this realm interest me. But I have my doubts.
4. Both. I like books that make me think and leave me entertained.
5. Absolutely.
>>73098352
>modern day
yeah fuck off
Business idea: Go down to the local traveller site, find the hardest bloke and chin him before running over his children
>>73098349
>>73098250
the word you are looking for is "regimen"
it has an entirely different meaning from "regiment"
educate yourself and don't use words that you don't know the meaning of
>>73098321
What i should say is the "European" context instead
I don't see why I should drag along Eastern pomp and trappings when they have nothing to do with the ideas and themselves we're merely added after stripping away earlier "Indian" trappings for themselves
>>73098340
Makepeace Thackery, Bronte, or Virginia Wolfe
>>73098352
>Hurr muh stone circles
>Hurr muh swords
>Hurr muh nuclear stalemate
doin a purge
Not even gay but sometimes bumming a lad is better than a wank desu
>>73098390
you know I'm right
you're deffo just a fucking autist who wishes he was sucking napoleons dick with your toothless scurvy ridden mouth you fat fuck
>unable to refute the other two
just be yourself dude!
>>73097702
liberal
non fiction
agnostic, no
both
generally not
>>73098200
>>73098315
>>73098420
just wanted to chime in and say you are a pretentious retard that needs to fuck off
gives me great pleasure that i could knock out any cunt in this thread
you're all poofters
>>73098352
>muh kings
>muh knights
>muh poverty stricken peasants
as opposed to people sailing for months halfway around the world to build a new civilization in a completely unknown land.
>>73098167
revolutionary/late colonial america
early 20th century
17th century europe
>>73098434
confirmed pleb
i am being myself
>What i should say is the "European" context instead
>I don't see why I should drag along Eastern pomp and trappings when they have nothing to do with the ideas and themselves we're merely added after stripping away earlier "Indian" trappings for themselves
*becomes himself*
>>73098056
autistic
>books and history posting
Jesus Christ Sunday night /brit/ is fucking grim
>>73098470
I'll be sure to use only small words from now on.
>>73098304
subject displays their low intelligence by projecting their anger as it is the only method they can perceive the intentions and behaviour of others
likely comorbid small penis syndrome which contributes to the subjects feelings of inferiority
>>73098213
read this in Mordin Solus' voice
>>73098475
I feel like this too desu, bet I'm the tallest at least
Not going to have an autistic argument about it though
>>73098507
i will have a lowbrow conversation with you klaus
>>73098479
moronic post
colonial era is less interesting than friggin neolithic cave paintings
>they killed /fitlit/
i shall have my revenge
>>73098529
I'm 6'5 and built like a brick shithouse
>>73098508
yeah you're really too smart for us. nobody wants you here, fuck off
>>73098529
Crisps? Y/N?
Slags? Y/N?
>>73098507
haha yeah why don't we talk about SLAGS WILLY POO DRINKING DEANO 'CIDE YANKS ANIME CARA instead?
>>73098515
low IQ post
YANK RECOMMEND ME AN AUTHOR
>>73098387
>>73098387
lets talk about materialistic deano things
>>73098470
troglodyte
>>73098527
yeah because i'd have you eating the fucking pavement in seconds you worm
>>73098552
It was great for a day
Honestly the best combo along with /mtv/ and /mo/
been smoking too much weed recently. need to cut down a bit.
>>73097611
C H I C A N O
H
I
C
A
N
O
>>73098588
ayn rand
>>73098552
it's still up
>>>/fitlit/catalog
dunno why you're so upset though, it's shit
>>73098591
>>73098570
Sounds good to me
>>73098570
go back to reddït
>>>
>Anonymous 04/02/17(Sun)17:28:20 No.73098622 â–¶
> >>73098588
> ayn rand
>>73098612
them rings yanks wear cringe the living fuck out of me
>>73098591
Sainsburys post
>>73098610
Home Bargains post
>>73098507
Marks & Spencers
>>73098641
Poundland
>>73098561
I like crisps but I can't eat them any more; keto diet
I am a huge, huge fan of slags.
>tfw dating a half black half amerindian girl
living the dream lads
>>73098610
dont care
>>73098649
utterly farmfoods post
ann landers is a boring old biddy
>>73098624
>>73098656
what is this face called
all the sluts are making it
>>73098675
Lidl
>>73098668
never reply to me ever again
/brit/ is literally the powerhouse of 4chan culture
it goes /brit/ -> /int/ -> /pol/ -> mainstream 4chan
see: hating canadians, to intelligent, etc
>>73098610
I'll smoke your weed for you
im fat lads
>>73098670
kwik save tier post
>>73098670
the 'foods mentioned
>>73098589
oh it 404'd a second ago
revenge cancelled
>>73098053
Well I'd highly recommend deadhangs, but tekkers is super important especially when you start off. I climbed my first f7a in Font when I was weak as shit purely because my footwork was really good. Finger strength is way more important than having strong biceps (look at Dave Graham or Adam Ondra - V16 climbers who can barely do 1-armers).
And don't worry about getting spanked on your first outdoor session because you most certainly will. Enjoy the process.
someone link me a history podcast
(absolutely not colonial era)
Drinking some Old Crafty Hen lads
This is nice stuff
>>73098701
terrible ass
we should start deanoposting tbqh
like fedoraposting, but for braindead normies
POO! and and er...BUMS
>>73098588
Mishima
Goethes poetry
Melville most of all since moby dick hits every one of your points
>>73098725
Co-op
the monkey
>>73098719
c&a post
>>73098725
i get a lot of that because it's in the 3 ales for £5 deal at the co-op and has the highest alcohol content
>>73098700
nice edgy indian tobacco store grinder you have there
>>73098458
desu I like friendly chads who say that crap
its like they honestly believe it and are unaware just how lucky they are
>>73098727
nigger
the beheaded
>>73098719
Cheers laddo
I'll be thinking of you for inspiration when I'm working on my regiment
Fucking ordered a 'zza online 2 hours ago and apparently the order didn't go through
Had to phone up
Fucking incompetent domino's around my bit
>Mishima
>Goethes poetry
>Melville most of all since moby dick hits every one of your points
>>73098699
None of those are /Brit/ gimmicks
>>73098642
They're class rings from when you graduate Uni. It's an American tradition lad, best not be speaking ill about it.
>>73098699
quick rundown:
/gsg/ -> /brit/ -> /int/ -> /pol/ -> mainstream 4chan -> reddit -> twitter -> facebook
says the monkey
>>73098780
you mug
>>73098722
i assume you have already heard of dan carlin's hardcore history
but if you haven't
dan carlin's hardcore history
>>73098770
doesn't change the fact it's a terrible ass
>>73098763
That's my old grinder, I have a 3 tier one now
says the beheaded
>>73098786
>he bought into the class ring meme
Deano
>>73098785
fuck off leaf
>>73098736
>>73098758
got it from tesco but they had the same deal and it's also why i even bought it in the first place
it's pretty nice though. not like that newcastle crap
bunda
Does anyone honestly use Facebook anymore? I feel like it has a reputation as being something grandmas use, that's how I feel about it since I only keep it because of my grandparents
>>73098796
I have
listened to all the free ones alredy
>>73098786
gimpy as fuck
>>73098827
Iceland
>>73098677
answer this cucks
>>73098821
he's right
if I ever become a billionaire I'm going to blow half of it on a thorough study on the link between reddit, weed, and canada just so I can spam it every time a leaf or dudeweed faggot gets uppity
UHHHH AHHHH UHHH AHH
>>73098827
Now we're talking.
Apparently the goubment are going to add a 'daytime tax' on Diesel cars, costing £20 a day
What is deano gonna do about it?
>>73098815
How's your kief catcher looking?
just creampied the gf again
pic related >>73098827
hhmmmmmyes even having the slightest amount of knowledge of literature does indeed make one a fedora yyasss
found the mexican's discord boys
https://discord.gg/rANUG
>>73098815
>rolling machine
beta
>>73098778
I believe in you bb. xxx
>>73098821
Leave it to a yank to be so culturally blind and believe that his slop springs out of the trough as spring water out of the earth
>>73098827
now that is some fine ass
cant understand the mexican's accent
oh please don't forget my large meatballs
the meatballs, the meatballs, the meatballs, the meatballs, the meatballs
>>73098677
ahegao
serious question: who here likes COOKING?
i honestly had absolutely no interest in it at all until I hit my mid twenties, now I can't get enough of it
I like making soups the most
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39470487
shame on you
i can roll better the old fashioned way that with a machine
but i've always been talented like that
bananas
>>73098893
he's wrong but still fuck off leaf
Hate HATE having to come to work after putting in my two weeks
The time until I'm done feels like agony
>>73098782
i'll fucking kick your stupid yank head in if you say anything bad about mishima
i would fucking murder you you little cunt
facial the gf every morning to mark her with my scent and keep other men away
why are right-wing intellectuals more interesting than left-wing intellectuals?
>>73098900
I fancy myself a linguist, and can decipher savage speak.
>>73098911
ty cuck
>>73098951
haha they look like willies
>>73098893
you sound like that annoying canadian who makes really long OPs on topics that no one cares about
>>73098944
>london
don't care
>>73098943
yeah, i love finding a recipe and going to the store to pick out all the ingredients
i'm pretty bad at cooking thought to be honest
Official book guide
>Victorian Era was stupid
Charles Dickens, Makepeace Thackery
>Victorian Era was cool
Rudyard Kipling, Edward Rice Burroughs, Arthur Doyle, Robert Stevenson
>pirates were cool
Herman Melville
>non-PC adventure in imperial era
Big game hunting books from the early 1900s (Black, Boer, and Briton; A White King in Africa)
>Anglo-Saxon supremacy
G.A. Henty
>athiest struggling with Christianity
Any German in the 1800s or early 1900s
>>73098967
because what you deem as left-wing intellectuals aren't really left-wing and are in the end pro-status quo, globalism and capitalism
>i'll fucking kick your stupid yank head in if you say anything bad about mishima
>i would fucking murder you you little cunt
73099010
anime and duolingo """psh""" hahahahaa
>>73098967
They're usually more insane and thus follow more novel paths
It's also why distinctly left wing art is so dire and trapped by convention
Meanwhile establishing a small Roman revivalist state in the Adriatic or blowing up the tallest buildings in the worlds most important city are triumphs of right wing art.
>>73098992
i care
he is a intellectual like moi (that's latin for me)
>>73098869
Getting better
>>73098887
>manual rolling
cuck
>>73098943
I help my mum make cakes sometimes
>>73099009
>>non-PC adventure in imperial era
would recommend anything by Peter Hopkirk
>>73098827
>>73098701
OO OO OOGA BOOGA
ME LIKE BIG BUM BUM
BIG BUM BUM MAKE COCK HARD LIKE ROCK
ME DUMB DUMB SMALL MONKEY BRAIN
BIG BUM BUM MAKE ME FEEL GOOD!
OOK OOK
https://discord.gg/gMs4qzS
ladss
you know that fatkino?
the lad has a discord
>They're usually more insane and thus follow more novel paths
>It's also why distinctly left wing art is so dire and trapped by convention
>Meanwhile establishing a small Roman revivalist state in the Adriatic or blowing up the tallest buildings in the worlds most important city are triumphs of right wing art.
>>73098967
They're not.
>>73099107
No i dont know that fucking cunt mate shut up you prick
>>73098943
I have zero interest, though I wish I did, shame you can't force these things
>>73099087
>not knowing how to roll a joint
>>73099087
wew thats a lot of kief
>>73099101
well our sexual urges are very much animalistic so I don't see how that's an insult
>>73099101
Astonishing post
HOI
ETSUBATSU
HI WOOWIE
Never got the appeal of bums
I mean they're nice but honestly for me it's tits > legs > bum = feet
if you get your hair cut by a man you're a bender
Does anyone else remember their first major /brit/ (you) haul?
I remember it clear as the summer sky. It was Mid 2014, I had already been lurking for some time and made some posts, nothing big. But then I got hungry, and so I started crafting a perfect greentext story.
If even one of you lads witnessed it, I'll give an outline for it: I -a loser- was hanging out with some normies at the park. I was being bullied. The conversation came round to our favourite adverts, such famous ones as Crazy Frog, and Go Compare Man. i used this opportunity to make a rather controversial joke. I said; "My favourite advert is that Cadbury's one where a black guy plays the drums." Needless to say I was mocked, and chased away,
You, my friends, gave me support and commendation. I love you all.
Ahh memories, both of this place, and the "outside".
A fascination with guns almost has to be sexual on some displaced and pathetic level
>>73098387
Edgar Poe or Oscar Wilde
>>73099162
I make some shit up about how my sister got pregnant
>>73099101
why bother typing all that out?
couldve just asked for more x
>>73099154
beta faggot
>>73099131
>>73098967
>The pinnacle of right-wing literature is fiction written by Ayn Rand
>>73099138
Poleaboo
>>73099154
agreed but legs is above tits
and face is above all of them
arse man = alpha
baps man = beta
>>73099161
Women can't cut hair as well as a man
This is the pure truth
A gay Italian or black man will cut your hair better than anyone
>>73099087
Keep up the good work
face>tits>arse>legs>feet
this is the definitive ranking
need to do a nose blow
>>73099230
this
>>73099230
beta faggot
>>73099230
mad the way everyone pretends they don't like tits these days
>>73099087
I stopped using a grinder when I realized I could buy kief for $8 a gram
>>73098943
*raises hand*
late teens and early twenties for me when i started getting into it, because i went away to uni and had no choice but to learn
now i'm basically jamie oliver without a lisp i swear
>>73099138
I can but I prefer a machine
>>73099141
Not enough goes down into the bottom compartment for my liking compared to a plastic grinder
Not smoking it yet anyway
>>73099222
Is football yank also spliff enquiry yank? hmm
>>73099230
cracking post
>>73099230
Whereabouts does the pussy lie?
guy whose house i was at last night put on a really bad scottish accent halfway through the night
can't decide whether or not to go fishing or stay home and start edging
>>73099230
No
LOVE me when girls show their legs and tease it a bit
There's this Asian woman I see at my work who wears pretty conservative jackets but has thick juicy legs and a short skirt on all the time
>>73099267
if you were cooking to impress a girl what would you make
>>73099275
Right between the legs
>>73099268
>I can but I prefer a machine
if you prefer a machine your joints are clearly shit
>>73099230
>fall in love with face
>turns out to have a penis
gay
>>73099265
less children being breastfed
>>73097851
By this logic Islam is the second most feminist religion
>>73099230
face>personality/intelligence>tits>arse>legs>feetsies
there you go
>>73099300
beta faggot
arse
>Girls with this waists, wide hips and long legs
>>73099325
atheist is clearly second
>>73099230
face>waist>tits>etc
>>73099322
one of life's little miracles
>>73099312
Shut up you mug you ain't got a clue
>>73099332
beta faggot
>>73099162
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
wifes bfs personality>wifes sons personality>feet>face>tits>>>>>>>>>arse
>>73099359
atheism is not a religion
>>73099312
ahh yes the fun police mong is back, fuck off
>>73099154
I honestly prefer tits, ass, face and overall body shape (feet and legs included here) equally alongside intellect, dressing style, interests and personality, think of them as the 8 attraction pillars.
Keep in mind I'm the monkey who's been casually posting here for the last couple of weeks though, not this ooga booga messing with the mexican.
>>73099343
when people say there are no objective beauty standards, I point to this post and say umm no sweetie xx
>he doesn't like arse AND tits
>>73099268
>I've been found out
>>73099303
i'd make literally anything and then give it a made up poncey french sounding name
guaranteed to get her wet
>>73099300
the pretentious faggot leaf is also a beta yellow fever twat, what a surprise
honestly had higher hopes for /brit/.....i thought this was a general of intellectuals
here you all are objectifying women like we're just objects.
>>73099399
>no bra
filthy harlot
>>73099399
NEED a nipple piercing gf
>>73099131
>>73099194
>>73098967
reportoftheweek is just the hipster pengest munch
>>73099359
Ah yes, the Church of Atheism
>>73098943
i like barbecuing and frying
>>73099409
beans sur la pain grillé?
>>73099427
all people are objects to me
>>73099375
triggered because you know you can't even put a simple joint together you fucking mong
>>73099391
fuck off autistic twat
had a dreadful day, full of regret
not a fan of this 'life' lark
>>73099481
le right wing ms.paint man
Really fires the ol synapses
>>73099389
yes it is
they have their gods (dawkins, harris, etc)
a holy book (god delusion)
church (atheist groups that get together to discuss atheism)
this alone is enough to conclude that atheism is a religion
>>73099481
>>73099452
Why do women have to ruin everything with attention seeking?
>>73099427
haha lel
>>73099408
I always had my suspicions, I'm villa lad btw
>>73099530
is that assad?
>>73099526
>>73099526
incredibly fucking stupid post
>flag
yeah checks out
>>73099530
good. bansky is a stupid fucking socialist lefty faggot who deserves to go to jail for life for all the shit he's ruined
>yes it is
>they have their gods (dawkins, harris, etc)
>a holy book (god delusion)
>church (atheist groups that get together to discuss atheism)
>this alone is enough to conclude that atheism is a religion
are americans really that dumb?
/brit/ moves so fast lads.
w-why?
>>73099530
Banksy's identity has literally been common knowledge for years, you can find his real name and personal details with a 2 second Google search. Newspaper's just maintain his charade for publicity reasons.
>>73099526
what kind of a mong are you? dawkins and harris aren;t considered "gods" by any stretch, never heard of the god delusion (sounds reddity) and who tf discusses atheism in groups. Go back to your cult, burger
>>73099571
it's the happeningest general on this whole damn board!
>>73099549
>i've been btfo so i'll just insult now
typical
>>73099546
doxxing you as we speak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbddqXib814
Well lads, which side are you on?
>>73099608
complete idiot
and that was my first post
fuck off
>>73099546
Hahaha no shit
It's like we were made for each other <3
>yes it is
>they have their gods (dawkins, harris, etc)
>a holy book (god delusion)
>church (atheist groups that get together to discuss atheism)
>this alone is enough to conclude that atheism is a religion
>>73099572
Go on then, tell me his name
>>73099637
you are my intellectual inferior and it shows
begone
>>73099526
hahahahaha
look at the dumb yank (or just yank i guess)
look at the cunt and laught
>>73099530
banksy is the stig at this point