/asean/

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>>73097188
>/asean/
You mean this type of Asian?

>>73098112
that's kinda hot, sauce?

>>73098333
I fucking wish I had it

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remember this? lol

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>>73097188
Mongol golddigger had it coming t.bh

B A S E D N A J

kill yourselves not even joking

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What are THE most important Malay foods again?

Is Char kway teow worth it? And Ais kacang / Cendol?

>>73100451
>malay foods is chink
daily dose of lost in deep thought

>>73100517
Why do you deny your Chinese heritage?

Besides, Wikipedia says chink food is Malay.

>>73100579
As in, it originally came from Malaysia.

>>73100451
>What are THE most important Malay foods again?

Tempoyak, awesome food

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or this

>>73100451
>what are THE most important Malay foods again?
Chinese cookies

>>73100859
>made of durian
That doesnt even exist here.

>>73101247
anything that related to durian is important for malayan

>>73100451
One thing for sure. They dont eat pagpag
Only tagalogs eat pagpag

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>>73100451
For Bisayans the most important food is pagpag and shit

>>73100451
Why would you taste Malay's food when you got nasi goreng and satay on your rijstaffel menu?

>>73103705
A lot of Dutch people, not me, put left overs in a soup.

>>73103807
Because I already eat rijsttafel quite often.

>>73099635
>>73101156
Boxing is my favorite sports


I like the part where they punch each other

>>73104761
Do you like Indonesian cuisine though?

>>73105242
Everyone does. It's also quite diverse so there is always something people like.

>>73105276
Which one is your favorite?

>>73105338
I usually eat stuff like pisang goreng, satay, soto ajam, mie goreng, kerupuk. Perhaps gado gado.

As a snack I sometimes just get lemper or spekkoek.

>>73105485
Lemper is my favorite.

There is also nothing like it in the Dutch cuisine. All of it is foreign, but it's a bit coconut flavoured or something? I don't know. It's just good.

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>>73105485
a-are you a real dutch ?

>>73105485
Damn that is precisely something that my mom would make.

You should visit us sometime, many other cuisine that you should try.

>>73105540
That is made from nasi lengket and abon sapi (beef floss), sort of Indonesian onigiri.

>>73105550
You can all just get it at the Chinese here. And in supermarkets.

There are even microwaved versions of it all in most supermarkets funnily enough. Which of course does not taste the same.

>>73105607
>onigiri
The only Japanese food we know is Sushi desu.

I wish I was a NEET, how do I politely resign?

>>73106151
>I resign, okay is it? Walao

Done

Hurry up! You're late for work wageworshipper!

>>73106151
Does malays always end with a explosion?

>>73106794
Like the stars in the night sky, they end with a bang and also takbir.

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Everything went wrong

>>73106937
Why? NEET life wasn't worth it? Got no money left so you have to sell your body just to watch anime?

>>73097188
Fucking boss

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>tfw your cunt will never revolt
We're just too nice and loyal!
>your Hang Tuah STILL served his King eventho he was being cucked

>>73107580
>Malay will never Revolt
Goddamn, grow a dick Malay-kun.

ngelawak gan?

>>73107580
Revolt over what?
Property price in Kuala Lumpur?

>>73107627
>revolt like indonesia
>get new leader like gus dur

no thanks

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>go to Indonesia
>ask for crumpets in a restaurant
>waitress gets upset and kicks me out

>go to Vietnam
>wish someone a "good day"
>he starts yelling at me and chases me down the street

ngelawak gan?

>>73107957
Gotta wait for Malaysian Hitler I guess.

I can't believe that Brunei lied to me.

>>73108007
>go to tagalog homelands
>get mugged raped stabbed scammed the moment you get out of airport

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Fun rally yesterday.
How can yellowfags who barely has attendance on their anniversary rally even compete?

>>73108371
>the moment you get out of the airport
>not the plane

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>>73108007
>>go to bisayan homelands
>>get mugged raped stabbed scammed, thrown shit at your face the moment you get out of airport

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>>73108541
Iol commietards rally

I wonder were are the cucks who complains about rallies

>>73108699
>>73108541
Interesting

Bondoc said he couldn’t give a crowd estimate.

“I know it’s very contentious but we have sincere demographic. Hindi bayad itong mga ito. Lahat yan ay volunteer,” Bondoc said.

The amount spent for the concert was P1 million. The Pagcor official said they were able to raise P2 million through crowd funding. But only half of it was spent.

“Our promise is let’s use the one million first. And then if we need future funding for future events, that will be spent for future events. Ako ang in charge sa pera na yan. I’ve given them my word and I give public my word that that money will not be misspent,” Bondoc said.


I wonder if they gave out chicken joys like the INC rallies

>>73107957
whats wrong with gus dur ?

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>>73108818

Funded by groups with certain interests. It's unlikely that the funds from the gavagives.com campaign funded them since it looks like the campaign is flexible and has yet to reach one month to get a cashout.

D.A.V.A.O. movement/Jimmy Bondoc will get the funds. Based from the FAQ the money will be given to them once the campaign period ends or a certain date if it's flexible (monthly or quarterly). Either way, they'll get at least ~P2M with the current collected funds.

its rising

>>73108956
Opened the hell gate of liberalism into Indonesia

Why can't you hold me in the street?
Why can't I kiss you on the dance floor?
I wish that it could be like that
Why can't we be like that?
'Cause I'm yours

>>73107957
Oh shit. You're right.

>>73108956
>What's wrong
Really?
He did nothing but traveling around the world.
The only contribution from him was this >>73109014

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>>73108007
>>ask for crumpets in a restaurant
>>waitress gets upset and kicks me out

>>73108007
>cút đi is pronounced as good day
Lel no, it's is closer to "cut these" if anything.

But cut these is not even close to the actual pronunciation.

gib job pls

>>73108699
wrong spelling wrong..heh

>>73109392
I wish I was NEET.

Heh

Is the ASEAN region really East Asia's Mexico?

>>73109597
No, but Philippines is Asian Spics.

>>73109597
As in border hopping?
Only Pinoys do that.
If you are referring to manufacturing then yes, Myanmar makes Japanese underwear, Vietnam various stuff, Thailand textile and electrical appliance and Philippines grows bananas.
Due to increasing union powers and wages in China sweatshops are moving to Indochina.

>>73108288
?

>>73109392
>tfw just quit my job
feels good mang

>Be neet
>go out and get a haircut
>2 faggots sandwich me and slapped my ass

I-im scared guise. Tfw 5 more years till President Pacquiao kill these fags.

more like sillypenis mirite

How does one become a gigolo? Asking for a friend.

>>73110423
Go to Bangsar with cardboard and write sucky sucky 5 ringggit.

>>73108818
If pagcor is involved its certain that our taxes are too

Our taxes are funding these commie shits

>>73110423
Are you /fit/? Got big dick? Know kamasutra?
If so then you are eligible to be a fuckboy.

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summer

>>73109722
DELET THIS

Laos is love
Laos is life
Laos is a miracle of the universe
Laos might've done many things wrong, but it's still a beautiful country inside and out
Laos is the best SEA country ever made
Laos just needed to smile again once communism is over

>>73111452
>Laos is the best SEA country ever made
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>73111452
>Laos is the best SEA country ever made
>flag
kek

>>73111727
This poem is not meant to be taken seriously. We all know Laos is the brightest.
>>73111779
What flag?

>>73111452
why Laos?
why not vietnam?

>>73112028
I was making it for a country that is the most overlooked among ASEAN nations, that's why.

>>73109001
That Davao movement looks like a separatist one.

Also it seems like they profit from these commie rallies

>>73111452
RAOSU, NANI DESUKA?

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I wanna fall in love

>>73112873
Me too

>>73112873
Thou need to love thyself before you can love others.

.

And also a functioning genital.

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>>73112942
Fall in love with you ^///^

>>73112988
I am saving myself for someone special :3

>>73112873
>>73112943
can't do either. lols

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Hi lads,

Post gamer "gurls" from your cunt.

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>>73113035
Very cute :3

>>73112873
Not with a tagalogs
All of them eat pagpag

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>>73113049

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>>73113147
hast du ein Problem?

>>73108541
>>73108699
I just saw this on the news when I woke up. I can't believe they got triggered so much that they gave up time and money to go out for a politician and suck his coc.k in public. Even I wouldn't do that to any LP member. PAHAHAHHAHA

>>73109001
>that commie qt
How much PHP do you think it would take to drop her pantsu for a capitalist pig? Or do I just have to talk about Marxists theories and she'll drop it?

>>73108818
Apparently, it was 4,000 people

>>73112873
Not with a bisayans
All of them eat pagpag and thier shit>>73108667

>>73108007
>>73109325
Sorry, what's the slang here? I know cram/kram is cramp, but Google can only suggest krampit is braid in Javanese or something.
>>73108270
Will nobody try to stop him until he invades Indonesia?

>>73108541
What the heck? I think it could mean they're getting desperate: honestly rallies like this are a sign of trouble, since in theory these rallies are intended to be a show of support. If there weren't any problems behind the scenes, there wouldn't be any need to have such rallies.

Funny thing though: I don't recall FVR, Erap (EDSA III doesn't exactly count), GMA, or P-Noy ever having their own support rallies.

>>73110256
>get molested
>waits for some to take care of it for you
>complains on 4chan and probably /pol/

no wonder
gays can smell the beta ness

>>73113547
They did because leni was going to south africa for a women's conference

Fanatics got tilted as fuck

kek I wonder where are the faggots here that complain about the traffic

>>73113645
>leni was going to south africa for a women's conference
I don't see how that's a bad thing.

Funny, I didn't even know about that rally before today. Was it not promoted well?

>>73113537
If he's a Hitler then the first thing he do is to annex Singapore and Brunei.

Then the Final Solution to remove the Non Pribumi.

>>73113689
The joke was that Polish and Indonesian flag are near identical.

>>73113729
So do ours you silly boy.

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>>73113537
Nothing will stop Chinese Adolf Wong to remove the malaiyoos from Malaysia then Nusantara and rename it as a tribute state for Emperor Xi Jinping.

>>73113679
they want her to have bad press
>>73113547
that's taxpayers' money, PAGCOR money, and a certain princeling's money at work.

>>73103705
>>73108667
I bet its Duterte's favorite food

no wonder the resilience

>>73113837
And... no one is complaining? If P-Noy was the one who had that rally pretty sure a lot of people would have said something about it by now.

>they want her to have bad press
Might possibly backfire, wouldn't be surprised if some people actually get proud that she's invited to international conferences at all.

>>73113784
Why don't people just kick out Najib then? I thought Malaysians hate him now.

>>73113775
But my flag got more rubbish.

>tfw fail K1 art because cannot draw proper star

>>73113966
Yes, you got 4 stars too many desu.

>>73113936
Double standard

it also seems like they are making money out of this form crowd funding

Singapore and Indonesia's flags should have been switched around.

>>73113936
We hate Mami Kawada more than Najib

>>73113784
Where I can read the rest? Inberesting.

>>73114062
They just need to accept our flag and pancasila into their hearts.

Love
Affection
Obsession
Separation

>>73113936
well look at what happened the congress who voted No to death penalty

also not memeing here the crowd was screening revolutionary government
something that the legit NPA and Commies has been shoving down our throats

>>73114066
But she went there.

>>73114242
The people at the rally were commies?
>also not memeing here the crowd was screening revolutionary government
So basically paid shills?

Also, which celebrities were there?

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>>73113936
He still has majority support, its just social mediafags screaming about everything and opposition propaganda machine going full force 24/7.
Last protests against him is basically just a bunch of chinese in KL and the riot police didn't even bother doing anything and chinese tycoons already jumped boat to his side and funding his campaigns.
>>73114114
Too lazy too type.
Warning massive /pol/ tier rant.

>>73114062
>has islam cuckstamp on its flag
>not islamic country
>is full of budhist chinks

what did singapura mean by this?

>>73114315
Its also one of the "celebrities" that was egging it on

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>>73114320
Another glorious post from the same guy

Someday I'll make anarcho-capitalism party in Indonesia just to piss off both cuckservatives and libtards.

>>73114661
Was a concession by Eternal PM Lee.

reminder Bijan will sell our country to China

>>73114714
WE WUZ EMPRAH N SHIIIET

>>73114661
If they remove it now, I wonder if the Malay over there will go full takbir. If there any Malay left that care enough anyway

>>73114884
we have ppl now eating at not non-halal but no pork/lard restaurant

>>73114884
I never understood how Islam managed to penetrate SEA so easily. A place where eating wild boar would be perfectly normal.

I wish I would kill Bounnhang Vorachith and every members of the Central Commitee of Lao People's Revolutionary Party with rifle grenades that would make their bodies explode so that Kingdom of Laos would be restored senpai.

>>73114996
Trade, and it syncretized with animism.

>>73115069
because islam came on the right time and in the right way

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>ywn have a girl who love you the same way mami kawada lover loves mami kawada

>>73114996
Allah wills it

>>73114996
It was because of Arabian influence through trading and cultural assimilation.
>>73115117
Alhamdulillah, brother.

>>73115092

who needs gf when you have a bunch anonymous bots on a friend simulator forum

>>73114996
Basically enemy of your enemy is your friend. Brits and swamp niggers are bunch of greedy godless retards, but looking at pinoy, whatever the religion is, it doesn't make much differences.

>set my saturation to 200%
>now i can see enemy from distance
thanks hp setting

I really still don't get why Singapore's national language is Malay rather than English or Chinese, considering that Malays are a minority in the country. Even Majulah Singapura can legally only be sung in Malay. It made sense when Singapore was still part of Malaysia, but it doesn't really make sense 52 years later.

>>73114969
Funny thing about that. I took an adult learning course some years back. The one Malay guy in our class was pretty chill. As long as the kopitiam stall did not actually serve pork, he was fine with eating it.

Then a few years later, met this young girl working in a clothes shop. One time she got in a big fight with her boyfriend because she'd mentioned to him she ate at a non-halal store which didn't serve any pork dishes anyway.

tl;dr: Both lip-service and hardcore Muslims exist here. Just hope they don't meet each other.

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*block your path*

what do?

>>73115337
looks like manong tricycle driver,I will tell him I want to go to the mall

>>73115215
But they gave us Singlish, the single funniest language I've ever heard.

Imagine Chinese accent mixed with English and Malay words.

How obsessed are educated men in your country regarding light skin in partners? Is it still a big deal? Do you know wealthy or atleast middle class men with partners of the average or even darker color?

>>73115337
Proceed to stab him with lightbulb.

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>>73115337
huwag kang mag paulan,mang kanor

I am too lazy to poop
Why does it consume so much energy

>>73115457
It's not really a big deal here, only a few people vocally care about whiteness being attractive.

>>73115836
Just go when you gotta go, not do it when you can't. It gets easier and comes out faster.

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>>73114996
Perfidious buddhists made everyone converted faster.
>>73115215
So that they can ask for the direction to Sunway Pyramid.
>>73115457
Race matters more than skin color over here.

>>73115879
What do you mean? Like Average pinoy vs Chinese vs Mestizo
>>73115878
So are all the creams just for aesthetic and not so much "if I want to be married to a nice guy I have to avoid the sun and be pale"?

>>73115965
>So are all the creams just for aesthetic
Pretty much. Subconsciously many of us prefer people with lighter skin, but it's not like we hate people with dark skin.

>>73115457
If they are really educated, then they wouldn't choose their wives based upon skin colour alone.

I would really appreciate it if Hiroyuki enable sound for webm on /int/

>>73115194
Wait, which ones are the swamp niggers again?
>>73115457
Religion matters more overall. But I do notice it's practically always Chinese girls who marry out. You almost never see a full blood(ie, cannot pass for Chinese) Malay or Indian girl with a guy outside her race (except for Christians).

>>73116310
How many Singaporean Chinese guy married to a Viet or PRC girl? Is it noticeable?

>>73116382
I haven't met enough of those to comment on. I'll assume they're local girls unless told otherwise, or when they talk. I know a guy who's married to a Thai. She looks like dark Chinese(southern provinces), so I probably couldn't tell by sight either. Funny thing is both my parents are Chinese, but my mother is very visibly darker than my dad.

>>73116516
>niggerchink
Just do the ancestry test, you got leh.

>>73116600
Nah. My own tone can vary between fairly pale (but not pasty white like my dad) to people speaking to me in bahasa. My brother gets hit with Tagalog because he's shorter, darker and hairier.

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>>73115337

>tfw sweldo
Salamat mr. Tan

What is the paradise beach with clear sky and light-colored sea destination town for each ASEAN country?

>>73117197
LAOS.

>>73117197
>Malaysia
all of malaysia

>>73117197
Boracay is too mainstream, you could try Nasugbu, Laiya or Pagudpud. Panglao is also pretty nice.

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>>73117197
Tioman island.
>>73117247
Most are mangrove forest man.

>>73114753
We gonna end up like the swedes?

>>73117197
Probably Bali or Lombok.
indonesiadestinations.com/best-beaches-in-indonesia/

>>73117240
A MOTHERFUCKING LANDLOCKED CUNT!

>>73117197
Laos

el laosiANO seniores

>>73117456
what made it landlocked though?

>>73117305
Wat?
We are not the world rape capital if that's what you mean.

>>73117561
Imperialism, I think. That and I think its territory was just that to begin with. It wasn't really much of a problem I guess when it was still part of French Indochina.

>>73117610
>I think its territory was just that to begin with.
It has been that since the founding of Lan Xang that dates back in 1354. Also Vietnam and Thailand are quite famous for being the region's imperialist invaders historically.

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>>73117561
Who needs a sea border when you are the best country in the world?

>>73117570
i meant getting cucked.

>>73117561
Well, Laos never have any sea to begin with. They have always been landlocked.

>>73117705
I wonder if Lan Xang was Đại Việt's vassal?

>>73117883
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lan_Xang

During the Khmer Empire, Laos is a vassal state.

>>73117783
Everyone is getting cucked, its just a matter of time.
What, you think a small country has the resources to outcapitalism trillion dollars economy with huge state enterprise at their disposal?
Jibby's men found trails of money amounting to at least US$30 billion leading back to Beijing but there is nothing he can possibly do to counter that much money. We already get BTFO by chinks throwing money and weapons in certain African countries to outbid our investment attempts previously.
Best we can do is keep the state company in control of some shares while welcoming investment to increase job opportunity or in some case sell the shares to competing countries such as water tunnels to Japan.
With TPP and Pivot to Asia dead China's dominant position is cemented even further.
Look at the fishing terminal for example, do you think the common man care about cucked or do they care about cheap fish and jobs?
Nobody is crazy enough to use the DAP Batu Maung facilities anyway.
http://www.malaysiaoutlook.com/china-to-build-rm3b-kedah-fishery-terminal/

>>73117308
I know, Kontol.
We're dealing with French fag here. So, Laos is always the right answer.

>>73117197
obviously not in tagalog lands
tagalog lands are full of slum, dumpsites, and pagpag

Is the a Southeast Asian historic kangdom that actually well known outside of the region?

>>73118341
Don't call me kontol, bangsat.
I wish that she was obsessed with my dick as much as she was with Laos.

>>73118483
Nah, only for historyfags.

But French-anon here is a special case.

>>73118483
mainland SEA ones are

>>73118559
Huh, i don't think Đại Việt and Ayutthaya are really famous.

>>73118513
>Don't call me kontol
Okay, memex.
hehehe.

>>73118483
Khmer Empire is well-known.

>>73118670
>t. tukang nonton bokep

>>73118670
>>73118513
>>73118341
fuck off back to kaskus.com

>>73118750
>t. tukang bubur naik gaji

Aqua's ass is better than Eris' breast pads.

>>73119070
Megumin tops them all.

>>73119017
>le muh sekrit klub maymay
Unlike me, you seemed to be well versed in kakus. Why don't you go there and stay, newfriend?

krik krik
nggak lucu gan

>>73119070
Laos?

>>73119017
S U C C my dick, newfag.
Go back to your contaiment >>>/r/indognesia

>>73119171
I'm only going to bring this poem >>73111452
once in every thread from now on.

>>73119070
Laos

>>73119116
Yes but still Aqua's ass is the bestest.

>>73112107
I thought Brunei is the most overlooked country. People rarely ever talk about it.

>>73119240
Oh yeah that one but economy wise Brunei is superior. At least Laos can somewhat be remembered for being the proxy country of the Vietnam War and the fact its Buddhist history developed a special case.

>>73119240
Pls, they got Mikeru Jakkuson fanboy as a sultan.

>>73119320
Actually it's his son who's into MJ. The dad (aka the Sultan) is more into cars.

Did you know that Philippines is actually a vassal state of Brunei during the early ages?

>takde malaysian gf
macam mana ni la

>>73119373
Yes. In fact, the Sultan of Brunei "gifted"(?) Sabah to the Sultan of Sulu as thanks for defending it against an incasion, or something like that.

Interestingly, some political scholars dispute that Sabah was ever actually ruled by Sulu in the first place.

>Overlooked SEA country
>Not Timur fucking Leste
You guys are bunch of plebs, I swear.

>I thought Brunei is the most overlooked country
And this tripfag >>73119240 is actually even worse than Frence fag.

>>73119462
>Timor-Leste
>ASEAN country

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>>73117197
Bisaya lands it has slums by the beach
Pagpag and shit cuisines

>>73119462
Why did they choose to be separated from our country? Look at them now, see how those "muh independence" pays them off.

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>>73118483
Bisaya cebu empire is well known

>>73119528
>Tripfag
>Logic

>>73119639
Remember that Timor Leste never really wanted to be part of Indonesia anyway (you forcibly annexed them). They were always culturally more Portuguese than Dutch or even Indonesian.

>>73119668
Misaofan was talking about ASEAN countries and East Timor isn't an ASEAN member (yet).

>>73119462
Genetically, they tied with Papuans tho.

Anyway i think East Timor could become a tourist trap, like Bali.

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>>73119528
Future expansion into Timor-Leste and Papua New Guinea

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enlargement_of_the_Association_of_Southeast_Asian_Nations

>>73119373
Only the muslims not everyone

They are cousins that's why we have crazy sultan's here that claim they are the true Heir to brunei

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apologise

>>73119741
They're only observers at the moment, not yet full members. If we had our way, though, East Timor would already be part of ASEAN.

>>73119694
>Remember that Timor Leste never really wanted to be part of Indonesia anyway (you forcibly annexed them).
Sound like South Sudan is to Sudan alright.

Such is life

>>73119762
it's just a matter of time until someday he becomes a tranny

>>73119783
Kind of. At least South Sudan was eventually granted autonomy while the UN had to intervene in the case of East Timor.

An /ASEAN/ with Papua New Guinea would be funny.

>>73119694
I am well aware of that matter, but the annexation of Timor Leste was a part of our best intention in guiding them into prosperity. Now that they have rejected our cause, the only thing they can do now is to reminiscence the time when they were a part of something relevant.

>>73119779
>East Timor would already be part of ASEAN.
Timor Leste hosted ASEAN People's Forum in 2016 in place of Laos as originally intended. The reason Laos doesn't host it is due to "not enough funds" and "would be used as a place to criticize the governments". Such is essentially a pretext for Laos being the region's worst human rights abuser, making it the only country not to host ASEAN People's Forum.

>>73119694
I know they're not 'legitimate' member yet. But they're technically 90% in.
>inb4 Timor Leste already join SEA Games in 2002-2003

>>73119373
>>73119434
Those wikipedia edits are very dangerous

It think Spain already got the visayas during that time

>>73119844
Additionally Papua New Guinea is from Oceania rather than Southeast Asia if we think about it.

>>73119828
Fucking UN, just because we had to protect our sovereignty from those brain-dead rebels, they decided that we have to let them go. Why don't they just feed those hungry Ethiopian instead of meddling with other nation's business?

Westminster Parliamentary System >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Presidential/ Federal system

Literally, most of the plebs there don't even know how to pass a simple legislation, even so with federalism. Once you go Westminster system, you will never go back. Every country under this system has been amazing.

>>73119844
Well, they're belong to Oceania, Abos, & Ooga Booga to begin with.

The involvement of PN in ASEAN will only dragging us down.

>>73119990
Perfect statement.

>>73119918
Most of Luzon and Visayas were under Spanish control but they were never able to fully conquer Mindanao (except for Zamboanga). I think the reason is that much of Mindanao back then was still Muslim territory, and the people were already united under a common ruler (either the Sultan of Sulu or the Sultan of Maguindanao) and a common religion (Islam).

>>73119962
Culturally, yes it's part of Oceania, but geographically it's part of Southeast Asia. It's PNG that wants to join ASEAN, though.

>>73119973
>Once you go Westminster system, you will never go back.
We tried it once, it was called the Marcos era. Only problem was that provisionally Marcos was both President and Prime Minister.

>>73119973
They want the Parliament system here that will make Marcos shits the prime minister

>>73119741
Need Singapore to agree first since they went "Malaysia stop picking up every poor kids you see" on us.

>>73119973
>Westminster Parliamentary System >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Presidential/ Federal system
Funny how Burma used to have that until the military dictatorship that lasted for almost 5 decades. There's not going back for that matter.

>>73119844
west papua is already part of asean

>>73120034
Why though?

inb4 "muh perikemanusiaan"

>>73119990
I read that Aussies have pour countless money into Papua New Guinea, and they do not even know the exact population of the country.

>>73120018
Just going by the time line when Panay Iloilo was the capital
I don't think they even put Luzon on the maps yet

>>73120099
I don't recall Iloilo ever being the capital, only Cebu.

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I am chinese ^///^

everyday is the same

>>73120018
>Only problem was that provisionally Marcos was both President and Prime Minister.
You really can't have a Westminster system, if both the head of state and government are the same people. That's why it didn't work, there's not democracy.

>>73120095
And Timor Leste.

Those straya were responsible and I hope they enjoy wasting their money until they realize that they just flushed their money down the crapper.

>>73120082
Singapore doesn't want anymore poorfags especially one without much hope for future investment other than Australia while out govt are supporting their entry and provides them free logistics and vehicles.

>>73119639
>Why did they choose to be separated from our country?

This is what happen right before East Timor got separated from Indog
>UN, Indog, Aussie, & Poortugal are agree with voting to decide what East Timor want
>On the day of Voting, locals said that East Timor was floded with unknown people
>Turns out all those unknown people are paid voters form CIA or some shit
>And voila! East Timor is born

>>73120236
Later on, we transitioned to a semi-presidential(?) system with Marcos as Prez and Cesar Virata as PM. In theory, the parliamentary system during Marcos' time was really supposed to be true parliamentary, but that didn't work out. Given how most Filipinos are ambivalent at best and are apprehensive of it at worst due to its associations with Marcos, I don't think it could happen anytime soon. Even Congress is having trouble drumming up support for it right now.

Also, I think Indonesia was parliamentary until Suharto's overthrowing.

>>73120126
I can't find the map

I'm surprised you don't know it it pretty common knowledge that they move the capital to Iloilo from cebu since it has more civ

>>73120337
Yeah this is the same country that bans chewing-gums just to keep a wealthy facet of itself.

>>73120270
Timorese are butthurt because muh oil lol.

>>73120346
Thanks for the redpill.

Friendly reminder that CIA is also responsible for Suharto's regime.

Why do lefties keep beliving that Magsaysay is a CIA plant? Why do they keep insisting that Constantino is infalliable and everything he says is the absolute truth and criticizing him is dismissed as "bourgeois"?

>>73120478
>CIA is also responsible for Suharto's regime.
They are also responsible for conducting covert operations in Laos (nicknamed "Secret War")during Vietnam War as well.

>>73120390
>Timorese
Well, Jokes on them now. All those oil can't be mined because it's financially impossible.
Turns out, It's just too difficult to mine in that area.
Operational cost >>> Oil profit

>>73120126
We actually constantly change capitals during spic time and rule due to revolts
Iloilo has been the capital twice first in 1566 then I think when Aguinaldo won or the katipunan won in 1896

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>>73120270
>sent instructors to train them and our retired guns to defend themselves.
>Few months after they finished training they shot their own President with it
Damnit East Timor you had one job.
>>73120383
Good idea actually to purge the 3rd world littering habit. If people refuses to learn the nice way a stick will do the job.
I'm tired of jackass leaving chewing gums at bus stop or park chairs.
>tfw no China style police at every corner, cctv on every traffic light and city council thugs to beat the daylight out of evildoers.

>>73120534
I think its a new thing for dutdut supporters and seperatist

Part of the anti american rethoric
They seem wiling to dismiss his views about marcos

>>73120561
RAOSU, NANI DESUKA?

>>73120770
No, that was the case even when P-Noy was still president. Over here in UP, many students actually believe in Constantino's bullshit and don't critique him, even when needed. Constantino was way too-anti-American to be objectively accurate.

>We're free from Indonesian coloniser!

5 minutes later...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbc8etmbp10

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>>73120710
>Wanting to compromise our personal freedom and implementing a totalitarian regime or police state just to stop littering.

>>73120882
Not to mention we are jungle niggas and not chinks like Singaporean.

>>73120849
I don't think its just within UP anymore or even before

Seperatist rethoric was on a boom during Gloria's federalism campaign trail
It notice of kind of died down during Aquino maybe they got too distracted
Or our wrath was focus more on china
But now its back

>>73121022
I never talked about separatists. All I'm saying is that lefties take Constantino and other leftist writers too seriously, and take their writings as the absolute truth, even when they were proven wrong.

>>73120995
But Vietnam, you are...

This aside, when you need cameras on every corner of the street just in order to be safe, you are doing it wrong.

>>73120881
CONTEXT!
They're celebrating football.

Anyway, it's funny when
>REEEEEE Indog colonize us
>Better cheering for another YuroPoor cunt who colonize us as well
What a cuck mentality

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riding my bmw

Let's see who got this number
>>73121111

>>73121125
Black Motherfucking Wang.

What a shocking surprise.

>>73121116
That's what happens when you're colonised by Iberian

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>>73121179
Excuse me?

>>73121115
Don't you now that we wuz tribal ooga boogas and shietz?

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>>73121230
KEK.
You reminds me of something familiar around here.

>>73120882
Discipline must be delivered with the carrot and stick. The massive fines are the carrots and the police/city council beatings the stick.
A good cop will shove a carrot up your anus while bad cop shoves a baton on criminals would be ideal.
Safety must be renewed with the blood of criminals.
I'm just tired of Indian scrap metal gangs stealing every metal not bolted down. Do you know how much a sewer cover cost as well as its tropical climate resistant polymer replacement? How many millions it cost to replace copper wiring with fibre optics so that someone doesn't steal them?

>>73121230
>>73121320
delet this

>>73121099
Hes Influence big part of it also for the anti american movement

>>73121125
ur an imposter!

>>73121348
Thus the problem can be traced back at kelings, why do you need to oppress your own countrymen when you can just do a little "trash cleansing" ?

>>73121125
idk eliot
as long as you are not a tagalog
its impossible tagalogs can have a bmw unless they steal it

So there's this guy in a fanclub I'm part of, and he's really getting into my nerves. He refuses to post pics of some rare stuff we were begging for. What's worse is that he's a relatively new fan of the artist: he only became a fan of her last year, while the rest of us have been a fan of her since her debut (2011). He's pretty much imposing to us his beliefs and stands, despite his newness. What should I do?

>>73121125
You better no be bisaya and smear your shit on that bmw you just stole

>>73121499
Doxx him.

>i am the only mainlander SEAn in this thread

>>73121613
But Malaysia is in the mainland too. Unless the anons here are from East Malaysia?

>>73121499
Rape.
Rape is always be the right answer.

>>73121099
Proven wrong in what?
He is just written off as someone who takes his patriotism to a Marxist level


And he was also a well know Marcos critic

>>73121631
Sometimes i forget that a large part of M'laysia is in the mainland.

can i have the new bread?

>>73121499
Stop being such a bisaya pagpag shit eating scum and get your own pics

>>73121613
No kidding. Apart from you & thai, the rest of mainland SEA are '4th' world countries.

>>73121652
>someone who takes his patriotism to a Marxist level
That's his main problem

>Proben wrong in what?
For example, him claiming that Rizal is an American-created hero. While the Americans did raise Rizal's stature, Constantino either forgot or intentionally brushed aside that Rizal was already the premier hero of the Philippines, even before he died. Remember that

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>>73121425
If i can't make you love me, I'll become you

>>73121704
Sorry, too late:
73121728

>>73121443
Our own druggies are also responsible for some of them but mostly stick to snatch thieves to fuel their weed addiction. Kelings reputation mostly comes from them running scrap metal dealers that buy the stolen stuff.
Besides human rights NGOs and lawyer association would throw a hissy fit because the criminals dindu nuffin, they are victims of poverty and malay oppression.
Honestly part of our problem comes from going too soft in teaching. Previously if a kid misbehaves he would face the rattan to teach him the consequences of his actions but now.
>teacher asks to clean whiteboard
>Who do you think I am? Your maid?

Meant to post
>>73121728

>>73121720
Its the anti American rethoric
A lot of province here don't even recognize Rizal as a hero

>>73119462
They have multiple PR problems. Every time I heard the name, it was pronounced like "t. moleste". Encouraging outsiders to pronounce it more like ti-mer/ti-moor would definitely help. Then there's the whole Syariah law thing. So, yeah.

>>73121708
Myanmar could become fucking great or at the very least at our level after getting independent from Bongs. Don't know how they could fuck it up.

>>73121720
Tbf the sense of having anything national here do came form the americans
Cuz we are our own country now
Rizal was really popular at that time tho regardless

>>73119762
Scholars will debate till mid century on how he went from "oh, a precocious future youtube star" to whatever the fuck is up with him now.

>>73121708
Cambodia anon show up occassionally as does the US guy with Burmese origins I think. The only Lao anon I could ever find usually is in /brit/ threads, what a pity he wouldn't come here.

>>73121763
but I always liked you... until you did this to me...