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cara

having sex with girls actually sounds alri

might give it a go

dicks out for harambe

anyone else into anal stretching and large insertions?

is a slag

>>73092588
i prefer fast walking and swimming personally.

*plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnK36A5lzuU off my sony ericsson speakers*

yeah yeah yeah
its mc viper on the mic
all you other rappers
get on your bike
sloughs most fearless
known from here to sheerness
i will slew anyone
on the mic or to your face
this rap game is a walk in a park not a race
i dont care about you but you care about me
for you its like an obsession
to me its just an everyday profession
im the biggest in the game
now is my time
if it werent for this id be out committing crime
any mc wanna step up to the plate
you better make sure you can back it up with weight

oioi stop recording stop recording ive finished

>>73092616
little spastic

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>>73092323
almost latex

Honestly how can people run regularly. It's tiring, boring, often it makes my legs ache the next day and I always get a stitch. What a shit tier thing

can't tell if girls are flirting with me or just being friendly
just assume the latter to be safe
t. urtlemong

reccy me a movie lads

can someone explain runners/joggers?

do they work?

>>73092630
I prefer cycling

do like swimming a lot but my eczema and damaged deltoid prevent me from going regularly

Thoughts on Kendrick's new single?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvTRZJ-4EyI

>>73092637
I remember when I was in school
They treated me like a fool

>>73092575
this 2bh

don't like that hair

>>73092599
would like to try it but never see that option in the user interface. guess my game is glitched

( ._.)

wonder what a communist monopoly game would look like

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THIS is what i want to see in my recommended

>>73092701
punished me for tryna act cool

>>73092690
what type of thing u looking for m8

>>73092698
After the first listen I didn't really like it but after a couple more listens I began to appreciate it and like it a lot now.

>>73092697
why did he mention /brit/?

heavy alcohol consumption makes me extraordinarily depressed the next day, feel completely spooked, need benzo

>>73092697
what did he do

>>73092690
star wars rouge wan

>>73092703
why not?

>>73092724
Starve to death on every turn

>>73092748
open it anything really

>>73092698
Really really bad, but good video

Wrap my dreams in silver paper
Gonna give them all to you
Use them on some rainy morning
And they'll tell you what to do

>>73092698
I like the memphis trap style beat, but thought it was a little minimal

wordplay was on point as always though

>>73092561
>7% bf
christ how
>>73092607
fair enough, I cba with all that gym stuff

>>73092690
adventureland

>working a shitty warehouse job while in uni
>not allowed headphones
>really like music and can honestly get me in the mood for work and make my day much better
>sometimes wear them on weekend when there are no managers in

Any way to hide some headphones in my ears?

>>73092779
the nice guys was pretty enjoyable

on netflix atm

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>>73092776
not a fan of short hair 2bh

>>73092690
Kidulthood

>>73092813
>working a
FOY

just having some salmon for dinner everyone. Followed an Icelandic recipe xx

>>73092813
Get those tiny wireless earbud things

>>73092813
beanie

>>73092813
just wear a hat over your ears

>>73092803
>christ how

its mostly natural desu, I do alot more cardio than I used to these days. I don't diet, even when I was a student who didn't exercise and smoked regularly and ate pizza 3 or 4 times a week my bodyfat never went above 10% I don't think I can get fat. I either put muscle on or shit more if I increase my calorie intake

>>73092837
should've specified
no shit movies about niggers and their gang culture

boys

off to seoul and i need some certified /brit/ choons to play out of my car whilst im there

any reccs?

>>73092813
ear protectors
why aren't you allowed wear them, I wear them everyday people probably think I'm really rude lmao

>>73092868
Which ones do you mean?

Only wireless ones I've seen are huge and really noticeable.

>>73092871
Not allowed hats and it can get pretty hot.

>>73092865
>Followed an Icelandic recipe
so you're eating it frozen?

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I
WANT
YOUR
SOUL
I
WILL
EAT
YOUR
SOUL

>>73092896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFW7cQLGWL4

>>73092893
Dumb rorke, it's a British classic

>>73092888
lucky
my body fat hovers around 16% i guess, never measured it though, just judging by pics

>>73092896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BxBs4f4RIU

max volume on dis bad man ting

>mr Shekelstein is making me work 7 days a week for the whole year due to ''unforeseen work loads''
>goes easy on me and lets me start at 10 on a Sunday and finish at 3
>money is amazing but I'm so fucking tired and don't remember the last time I spent any meaningful time with anyone who isn't at my work

Don't know if I can do this for the next 8 months.

>>73092762
red wine should do the drink

>>73092923
no sweety, the country! xx

>>73092970
pretty sure it's illegal to force someone to work 7 days a week

>>73092896

>>73092940
go back to the jungle monkey

>>73092970
that is not legal and thus not happening

gg scrub

>>73092896
Simpsonwave

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>>73092970
>mr Shekelstein is making me work 7 days a week for the whole year

>>73093021
Ok, he's not forcing me but with the business I'm in it would look incredibly bad if I didn't do it and would probably make it not worth going to work.

>>73092896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xiy0bKhU5Y

>>73093075
why do scots look so odd

lads when you wear a cock ring do you put it over your balls too?

>>73092896
should clarify im looking for the kind of choons you'd hear out of a vauxhall nova in a 2000's Essex maccies

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Who keeps these creatures?

>>73093083
find a different company in the same sector and leave. if your company is so badly run they need you to work 7 days a week for the rest of the year then they will likely only demand more of you in the future

Kendall Jenner is a genuinely beautiful woman

sophie aspin is a slag
millie b for life

>>73093075
sara in motion is much less attractive

>>73093134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7VhofoV3qs

>>73093083
tell your boss to shove his failing business up his arse and go somewhere where they might actually treat you with human decency

awww cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7jwYdRjUJM

>>73093179
>>73093179
sophs bars are more technical but millie has better flow i reckon

Do you guys ever wonder how many people that you don't know have spoken about you or thought about you.

I have and it makes me feel really emotional.

>>73092560

was in euston before
reckon it's the worst major station in the country, so dark and depressing

>>73093251
I dont think that happens

so no, never

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Will the Easter toad visit you this year lads?

>>73093251
wish i could die and erase everyones memory of me

>>73093251
how could they think about you if they didnt know you

Really like this song that someone posted earlier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP1XvF-BAwQ

fucking hell since my sisters is sleeping at mine i cant smoke a spliff

>>73093274
think they're going to redo it for HS2 (i hope)

popup ads should be illegal

>>73093251
why?

im not b8ing i mean who would be thinking of you that you dont know. how could they think of you if you dont know them and they dont know you

>>73093251
was walking through London once and this older, pretty fit chinese woman looked at me, put a cigarette in her mouth and looked at me

walked past her again the same day and she looked again and winked... didn't do anything because i was 17 and a mong but i hope she thinks of me sometimes haha

Weird thinking about how many dozens of girls have masturbated to the thought of me

Sit down.

Be humble.

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>Anri Okita - WANZ-361 Ejaculation Love Masao Kimi Frustration Note Answering - censored (scene 1)

>>73093319
they are planning to yeh

asked about that out of date carbonara and was told it was fine
My stomach's starting to ache
I'll be coming for you nerds and your "advice"

made a literally harmless joke on facebook that has gone completely over some normies head and now he thinks im some kind of maniac baka

>>73093331
I mean people who you see in public and they have had thoughts about you afterwards for whatever reason.

>>73093376
never eat out of date food, always ignore the advice of trolling autists

there's a reason there's a fucking date on it you retard

>>73093340
a prostitute who saw you for 2 seconds from when you were 17 will not think of you ever again

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>>73093376
well that's your own fault for buying a readymeal carbonara
(even though actual carbonara is piss easy to make)

>>73093398
what was the joke

defo deactivaating my facebook now fuck that shit

>>73093398
jokes are voilence

>>73093398
deets

>>73093409
oh i get you.

yeah thats interesting actually. wouldnt say it makes me emotional but its an interesting idea

>>73093398
what was it lad?

>>73093251
Doubt any ever have

Mortgages really confuse me lads. I work in a bank and try to keep quiet and conveniently not be available when a mortgage question comes in because it will look bad to my boss.

I understand the very basic concept of it being a loan to buy a home, but things like people talking about their mortgage repayments and reducing terms and so much other shit. I just can't wrap my head around it

>>73093251
doubt many people think of me
only fit girls or absolute idiots are thought about by strangers

>>73093251
Honestly, it makes me feel bad because I promised a lot of shit back in high school (including a big presentation to the whole school regarding North Korea) and was building up a reputation in the local uni through some side projects (mostly apps).
In the end I dropped most of these school projects (including the one over North Korea) and ended up in a different uni.
Also started studying German back when I was 14 but now I can't remember anything besides how to introduce myself and count in general.

i want to become a hermit who collects womens shoes for 30-40 years and never, ever leaves his house

wrestlemania tonight

might watch it for the 'stalgia

>>73093412
It was one day, so i thought i'd ask
Absolutely furious and somewhat vexed

>>73093478
dont worry about it mate i am sure you are good at other things :-)

>>73093478
they just want to alter their loan repayment plan

>>73093509
i was gonna go over to a m8s and stay up late watching it and eat chicken wings and drink beers and stuff but now i wont because i have been asked to come in to work tomorrow even though i booked it off for this very purpose.

fml right?

>>73093454
what is this?

really need to do a poo

Why don't you like hot food?

>>73093433
i'm actually gonna have to open up a facebook account soon ffs

>>73093134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MQUleX1PeA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjjnZQdGwP8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOMSZQ7RacQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-BnB3xxUoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXCN1DhHTZA

lads anybody remember that happy slapping compilation where pow by lethal bizzle played? and the one at the end where that bloke clotheslined the lad off his bike hahaha

do people in third world countries actually buy their clothes? or are they all donations?

watched a video from some african village where they were burning witches alive and a bunch of them were wearing up-to-date Man Utd/Chelsea/Arsenal jerseys

>>73093559
>wageslave

haha

I'm ordering a 16" pizza, chicken tendies, wings and wedges gonna have a munch watching it lovely stuff x

>>73093559
What do you do lad?

best male fashion vlogger?

>>73093606
>happy slapping compilation where pow by lethal bizzle played
what is this nig speak?

>>73093511
if its 1 day I would have eaten it without a second thought

>>73093633
the gay one

>>73093633
lickdicki

>>73093412
never agreed with this "thinking"

just use your brain, if it looks off or smells wrong dont fucking eat it. Meat and fish is usually fine for a day or 2 over, vegetables and fruit base on your intuition.

>>73093426
this guy is right. dont eat ready meals, they are much harder to tell if its ok to eat and they are usually quite bad for you

Best pomade?

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>>73093433
>>73093583
>tfw deleted mine years ago
>tfw some normie at uni asked to add me on facebook
>tfw said I didn't have one and he looked repulsed

fucking normalfags

>>73093633
Real Men Real Style

1 day out of date is usually absolutely fine, they will always err on the side of caution to protect themselves
just sniff it and use your fucking brain

>>73093454
tfw you keep trying to build a heart between them but both flags are on a script

>>73093646
Well specifically it was 25 hours, but you have to obey the bacon and cheese I guess

>>73093687
human semen

>>73093631
management consultancy

it is wank

>>73093606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC_XHiITTQA

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>>73093454
the fucking state of the UK flag on that LMAO

>>73093621
>african village where they were burning witches alive and a bunch of them were wearing up-to-date Man Utd/Chelsea/Arsenal jerseys
Sounds like London to me

>>73093621
You'll always find knockoff football jerseys in poverty stricken corners of the world

>>73093688
that's it people think you're a serial killer if you don't have one

I mean I'm semi active on one or two other social media sites but facebook is just so shite

>>73093606
>>73093731
hahah hitting people for no reason so funny

>>73093688
It's pretty awful how everyone pressures people to have a facebook account t bh
My siblings won't stop telling me to reactivate mine, as if there wasn't a reason I deactivated it to begin with.

>>73093687
goon grease

any girls or girl(boy) want to hookup?

>>73093772
middle class post

>>73093731
Didn't know it was possible to have less than 144p

>he doesn't drive a crossover/SUV
screeching

>>73093819
is that made from wringing 190cm's hair?

can't wait to murder some filthy moors desu

met a 45 year old twink on grindr who says he wants to power fuck me. meeting him in an hour. any advice?

Making a cuppa

Anyone want owt?

>when people unironically wear uni hoodies saying they play shit sports like 'American football' or 'Lacrosse'

i've never got an odd reaction telling people I don't have a facebook any more
most people seem to agree it's turned to shite

>>73092589
>this was a year ago

what is everyone's combat levels then?

114 cb on my main
76 w/92 range on my pure

>>73093559
unlucky m8

>>73093771
I don't have any social media

>>73093782
>as if there wasn't a reason I deactivated it to begin with.
exactly. I just can't stand it, why do people feel the need to show off their lives to others? It just feels so fake and invasive

>>73093771
yeah I've had people say the serial killer thing to me desu

but honestly if someones going to legit judge me over whether I have a facebook account theyre mongs who can just fuck off anyway

>>73093875
Good luck. It means he is going to rail you till your boipussi is sore

>>73093862
what the fuck is a "crossover", never heard that term before

only obnoxious middle class bellends drive SUVs though

>>73093875
>45 year old
>twink

Uhh....

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thoughts

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I'm really excited to try a wank with something up my arse later
it's been 5 days my bollocks are bulging

>>73093973
doubt there are many going on therein

>>73093134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzbdBk6XQ6Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jsaQEodhfc

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Alri lads

was myspace ever big when you were younger lads? in Ireland we used bebo but I'm not sure if that's because we were a bit behind the times or what, but myspace never caught on here

Todays fit?

Topman socks (pug dog pattern)
Unknown brand boxer briefs (wind-up chattering teeth pattern)
Black 511 Levi jeans
Unkown brand black tshirt with a small embroidered rose on the left chest
Burberry black beanie hat
Silver Casio watch

I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of ⭐GNU⭐ which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNUsystem, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the otherprograms that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

>>73093986
combination of this image and that post really made me giggle. fantastic work

>>73093965
crossover is a basically a big hatchback. the same space as a large hatchback (ie ford focus) but a higher ride height so it makes you feel safer and more confident. it's why only women drive them in the UK

>>73093896
360 no-scope for my twiddler

cooking level 110, mechanical tinkering 75

>>73094002
yeah we were all about the myspace

>>73094012
Post pic

tfw bleed so much my bedsheets look like baghdad 1254 after like a week from changing them

>>73094012
grey wilson socks
boxer shorts, those kinda tight-fitting comfy ones
black nike cotton shorts that stop above the knee
blue and white stripe russian army looking t-shirt
plain grey throwover hoodie

>>73094037
thanks man

>>73093896
quit when i got 100

>>73094012
im wearing a 9 year old hurley shirt with holes in it

adidas shorts

>>73093986
getting my new chastity cage next week gonna try a hands free orgasm, havent had a wank in 10 days its gonna be so fucking good, maybe have 4 or 5 orgasms

>motorola razers
>mckenzie jackets
>reebok classics
>citroen saxos
where did it all go wrong lads? Nowadays chavs get limited edition Corsas on finance and don't even put obnoxious exhausts and spoilers on them

>>73093896
o m8 i got a level 123 cb/px ancient mage with +5 speed enchantment on my robe of the hemorrhoid

>>73094012
>Black and white stripy tshirt from Primark
>Black H&M sweatshirt
>Black marbled trackie bottoms from Primark

>>73094173
noice

>>73094012
Asos acid wash navy shirt (unbuttoned)
White Ralph Lauren crew neck
Generic Asos Skinny jeans
'Next' boxers
unbranded white socks
Unbranded dark brown desert boots

>>73094012
River Island black skinny jeans
Navy and black adidas sweatshirt
pair of fake black Yeezys
generic white pair of socks

>>73093896
got to level 603 on cubeworld

really happy I live in a 1st world country where the drivers stop at zebra crossings and the police don't try to fuck you over

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>>73094019
>tfw the modern world would not exist if not for Richard Stallman

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>scotland leaves the UK
>pakis and leftists flood up north to muh tolerant muh benefits scotland
>sturgeon rushes to open the floodgates for refugees, millions flood in
>a state of emergency is declared, ned gangs and islamic extremist groups such as the islamic state of dumfries and galloway and al-clyda are fighting in the streets
>the islamists finally march on holyrood, declaring "allah gu brath"
>seeing what his home country has become, andy murray officially declares himself an englishman
>meanwhile the united kingdom of england and wales rebuilds builds hadrians wall, puts the kettle on, makes a cuppa and watches

>>73094012
adidas trackies
superdry hoodie

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>>73094012
pyjamas

>>73093862
>he drives a crossover
literal cuckmobile, enjoy your oversized Peugeot 207 with a 1.4l diesel

>>73094012
topman socks (yellow fish pattern)
grey 511 levi jeans
plain dark blue t shirt (Zara)
Blue and brown checked superdry shirt
Hackett boxers

>>73094012
>black dressing gown from m&s
>red adidas t shirt
>cookie monster pyjama bottoms from river island
>christmas socks from jack wills
>blue boxers with plaid pattern from m&s

>>73094236
>>73094246
not a fan of smug pepes

>>73094224
its actually called a crosswalk but ill let it slide just this once x

>>73094224
>really happy I live in a 1st world country

you dont

never joined bebo or myspace but did make an msn space and got really into customising it. had a black and green theme and it played a requiem for a dream remix

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>>73094236
have a complimentary Welsh Pepe

>>73094246
quite tempted to get some pyjamas and start wearing them again
there is no comfier clothing

>>73094170
funny how the once symbolic working class shoe the reebok classic has now become common on the trendy streetwear circuits

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>>73094170
modified car culture is ded compared to what it used to be

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>>73094236
>all of this

>low ride height

SCREECHING

>>73094299
rad dude

>>73094299
my myspace played METALLICA because I was a pretty cool young man

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>>73094309
no idea how people sleep in anything other than pyjamas

>>73094279

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>>73094236
>al-clyda

I like shorts
they're comfy and easy to wear

Serious question lads, do you wank dry?

As in do you use any lube? Occasionally I might spit on my dick but usually I'm dry.

>>73094376
I LIKE TURTLES

>>73094317
probably because of insurance come to think of it
If you're 18 and even so much as slightly fiddle with the factory tuning nowadays you get absolutely raped

>>73094296
neither do you

>>73094390
not mutilated so i can wank dry without any issues

>>73094390
little bit of spit if needed but i always thought lube was more of a yank thing

I don't like shorts
they're coarse, rough and irritating, and they get everywhere

>>73094409
i live in the greatest country on earth, arguably the greatest country in history

>>73094390
thought only cutfags needed lube

>>73094299
rumour went around my school that i flashed my willy on msn to a qt
did no such thing but it made year 7 a pain

>>73094390
if im feeling VERY naughty i might use lube. It does feel better. But usually i dont have any so dry

im a vagitarian

>>73094390
wet only on special occasions

best way to cover up suicide scars?

>>73094390
never needed lube once in my wanking life. dont have jew dick.

>>73094012
Tom Ford maroon satin briefs
Richard James blue cotton socks
Giorgio Armani navy suede loafers
Massimo Dutti Limited Edition piped wool trousers
Pal Zileri cashmere sweater
IWC Portofino watch

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>Spain

>>73094405
i liek mudkipz

>mum nags me until I snap then has a go at me for getting angry

Wish I could move out desu

>>73094390
i'm cut and I wank with no lube and a very strong grip

>>73094455
scarification

>>73094470
>gif
fuck off

>>73094455
accuse a black person of assaulting you

>>73094416
>>73094438
>>73094462
>>73094481
Why is it any different? I get you might no have the stimulation on your bellend if you're cut so I guess you need something slippery so your hand goes over it easily?

>>73094455
cut deeper you attention seeking runt

>>73094463
FOB REEEEEEEEEEE

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THE RUSSIAN FSB CONTACTED ME!
HURRAY!

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>ask question about wanking
>everyone rushes to answer it

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>>73094390
i use this

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ALLAHU AKBAR

there's been times in my life where i've survived off cups of tea and slices of bread for days at a time

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This is not a lottery funded community centre in some Peak District town. This is not a new museum in some post industrial Yorkshire village. This is the Scottish Parliment Building, where the Scottish Government decides how to run Scotland.

>>73094500
i've been chopped my whole wanking career so I've got nothing to compare it to

>>73094455
are they on your wrist?

my m8 was a longway scars on his wrist and they are from an operation for a break

think of a believeable lie, or cut into them a bit more and make them more jagged so they look like scars from an accident of some kind

doing some very stinky farts

might be time for my weekly poo, lads

>>73094554
>Have you seen their /brit/ general? Retarded is a nice way to put it.

Aussie chatting shit over here lads.

Chat shit get banged.

>>73094582
honestly? grow the fuck up

>go to Nottingham
>get off train
>woman having a poo on the street
>go into the market square
>black man screaming about something
>white bearded men handing out invitations to their mosque


fucking state of the north

is it real easy to get girls to sleep with you in Britain?
I watched this documentary called 'confessions of a sex addict' where the guy had had sex with over 300 women and he wasn't even that good looking

>>73094012
>Saint Laurent classic 3 sunglasses
>Acne Studios cableknit sweater
>Calvin Klein boxers
>Acne Studios ace cash jeans
>Cos socks
>Margiela GAT's

>>73094568
I ride a motorbike so I could cut them a bit more to make them look like a crashed

>>73094582
honestly? keep posting

>>73094605
Nottingham is Midlands

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>>73094546
the fucking kip of that

>>73094622
supposedly but I can't say I found it to be the case

everything north of north london is the north 2bh

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>>73094605
Robin Hood didn't die for this...

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>Go for the kickabout with the lads.

>Big Danny does a blooter then Daz kicks it out of bounds.

>Lands on the runway of Gibraltar International Airport as a plane lands.

Sorry mate can we ave our ball back?

What's that? A post criticising the North? Better call it the Midlands LOL!

>>73094652
anything that isn't south is north mate

sick of the 'midlands' meme

>>73094636
yeah, just make it jagged and uneven so they won't look like knife wounds anymore

failing that I hear bio oil can reduce scar visibiliy

>>73094605
lived in notts for three years and never seen any of these things
Lived about ten miles away from Notts for the rest of it and my town is 98% white with almost no Moslems

>>73094652
It's actually not
The Midlands literally ONLY means the West Midlands urban area

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>Nottingham isn't northern

Kek. Anything above this line is northern.

Sorry "midlanders"

>>73094730
>bio oil

alri tim

>>73094716
whats birmingham then?

been arguing daily with people from http://newmuslimguide.com for the past couple weeks now

>>73094773
North

>>73094773
a shithole

The Magna Carta is the greatest mistake in human history

just watched my neighbours have sex through their window haha

>>73094786
not sure i asked

>>73094742
I went to notts once and had two mongs pull up next to us at the traffic lights and started threatening us

could honestly rattle any runt in here rn

>>73094768
>Malverns are Northern
literally lmaoing

going nuclear lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IofP3RJqAo

>>73094768
Birmingham is culturally different from anywhere in the north
Your map was true once upon a time but the industrial revolution created the midlands

why do chavs always pull down their windows and shout retarded shit from their car?

who's the biggest youtuber of new zealand

>>73094768
liverpool and sheffield are the two southmost northern major settlements

you are just a retard

>>73094850
banter

>>73094850
I called someone a mong the other day haha

>>73094055
think my mum unironically bought one of those recently haha

A Renault Kajar or something, looks kinda dodgy

man don't care bout

reminder that i sent a video of a vibrator in my bum to my now ex gf

99% sure she doesn't have the video but i make sure i never annoy her because she has so much dirt on me haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp8jw03Brvs

*whips in a cross*

>>73094833
I was born in a small village

>>73094909
do you still have the video? upload it lad

got called a fascist in John Lewis earlier lads

>>73094833
male to female

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>>73094833
there was so much hype for MGSV before release, and it turned out to be fucking shit and an unfinished fraud

i dont care about fucking floods stop making me watch and read about floods fucking news reeee

>>73094833
it knows english

>>73094892
looks fucking ridiculous

>>73094939
You don't know the pain of losing your own language.

>>73094945
sadly not mate

we both had private albums on our phones of degenerate stuff we'd done but we both frequently deleted them

Smoking a spliff out of my window even though mum keeps telling me not to

That'll teach her for raising a runt

anyone read any conn iggulden

>>73095027
>not keeping all of her videos in case she did the same for yours

>>73094982
the ending pissed me off but other than that i enjoyed it

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>>73095063
>Mutually assured destruction

>At least 20 people have been tortured and then murdered with batons and knives at a Pakistani Sufi shrine, police say.
>Sargodha's deputy commissioner Liaqat Ali Chattha said the custodian, Abdul Waheed, and his four alleged accomplices had been arrested.
coming to a mosque near you

zyklon-b tank arrived today. goodbye forever lads.

STANDING

>>73095008
yeah, the pictures online don't even do it justice (looks bigger than it really is)

dodgepot but better than her old renault scenic anyway haha

>>73095072
good lad

>>73095056
>conn iggulden
t. england supporter after 8 pints

might do an ol' 'cide

>>73095063
I may accidentally have a few on my old computer but I gave it to my mum hahaha

fucked it didnt i

NEW

>>73095098
>>73095098

>>73095102
not sure what you mean by this

>>73095056
yeah, not a fan though
gives off a poor man's Bernard Cornwell vibe

>>73094768
>parts of the cotswalds are northern
lmao a paki definitely made this

>>73095056
bit racist

god DAMMIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAwL0O5nXe0


the globalists are trying to normalize the idea that they can control the weather. you know what this means folks, i'll drop it here. the big enchilada..... this means that they have already had weather machines for decades and they're planning to let us know soon...

>>73095081
sunni islam is fucking shite

shia and sufis are cool

>>73094768
>Swansea spotted
WAHEY