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uncanny valley edition
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>>73088440
it's why /brit/ needs a janny to clamp down on the gimmicky little cunts
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I wonder what Thai men think about white lads who go over there and steal their women. Do they look at us like we view pakis and niggers? Unwelcome guests in their country?

I feel kinda bad for them getting fucked by a load of nonces and autists and middle-aged fat blokes.
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france is great lads

went to a free party last night
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drinking white lightening
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Argentina bitches
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wish they'd stop showing some dead nignog i don't care about on the news
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ont way to scarbreh lads
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHmGliVqxXg
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>>73088451
need a transgender gf
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why are americans so religious?

just had a chat with my grandpa and hes talking about hating blacks and gays and that god doesn't like them and that he only does what god says
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walked in on mum and dad SHAGGIN on the chesterfield

fuck them fuck this fuck fuck fuck
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>>73088534
ah yes globalist jews
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humoring the idea of an EU army

who would they get the arms and equipment from? would they design and produce their own? how would you train them? would there be forced conscription or would it be voluntarily? if voluntarily, what incentives would they give to aspiring soldiers?

assuming all that goes well and the EU magically has a significant military, would they dissolve NATO? would europe be able to defend itself from a russian or chinese incursion?

in such a scenario, would europeans be united enough to fight under one banner?

an EU army seems like a fairy tale to me, and i say this as a yank who would benefit the most from such a thing because the EU would need to buy arms, equipment, intelligence and training from us and we also wouldn't need to spend billions on NATO anymore
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>>73088526
big fan of this speech tbqh

Portillo should have been Prime Minister in 1997, but Tories had been in power for far too long
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>>73088513
Bright coloured nails is a huge turn off for me for some reason.
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>>73088534
looks like a tumblr drawing
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>>73088489
fucked a french girl last year
she was moaning in delight as well as screaming plus fort rosbeef! plus fort!
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>>73088534
I see no problem with this
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>>73088451
I'd uncan her valley if u no wat I mean
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>>73088573
i didn't ask for your meaningless and useless opinion. twat face
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>>73088366
WERE WON BY YOU
>>73088378
Are you a female dominatrix?
>>73088513
THATS A LOW CLASS BYLDO
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>>73088582
nice job lad

i'm not french i'm the dane/german/jew on holiday here
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>>73088567
EU is just a globalist scheme anyway so all the countries would just pool their military strength
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funny how Britain's always been on the right side of history

feels like we really are the unequivocal good guys of the world.
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>>73088554
you got all the nutters from europe who fled during the secularisation in the 18th/19th century
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>>73088588
no i do not
please explain
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IS IT TRUE that if you meet prince harry you are legally obliged to follow his every command¿
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>>73088451
she is so pretty and clever, how can cisgirls even compete
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emily
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Sit down.

Be humble.
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>>73088631
>THATS A LOW CLASS BYLDO
so?
if it gets the dick hard who cares what she is
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need a half french / half algerian chainsmoking gf
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>>73088534
See what they don't show you there is the interacial gang rape occurring behind this diversity barrier and 3rd from the left's older brother setting up a pressure cooker full of gunpowder and ball bearings in the crowd
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>>73088582
pretty hot
was she hairy
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Problem with this beautiful woman shitlords?
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>Lisa, I'm Dr. Now
>The diet plan I just filed with TLC, this is me, my nurses, Lisa here, but only one of you
>First one to lose 100lbs gets to stay in my hospital
>He didn't diet so good
>Tell me about James, why does he consume 15,000 calories a day?
>What happens if we pop his leg boils?
>Lotta loyalty for a former cheating wife
>OR PERHAPS SHES WONDERIN WHY SOMEONE WOULD MAKE A MAN DIET, BEFORE GIVING HIM A GASTRIC BYPASS
>At least you can talk, who are you?
>IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO WE ARE, WHAT MATTERS IS OUR FOOD
>NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS TIL I HIT 600lbs
>James?
>If I pop those leg boils, will you die?
>IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL
>You're a big guy
>FOR YOU
>Was getting fat part of your plan?
>OF COURSE
>Well congratulations, you got fat, now what's the next step of your master plan?
>EATIN THIS CHINESE FOOD, WITH NO LEFTOVERS
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>>73088649
We are
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just found the memorial scroll that my great grandad's family were sent after he was killed in the first world war.

Glad i come from a family who never throw stuff away desu. got a load of old stuff like that
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>Tfw work at one at the busiest mcdonalds in London
>always put my pubes in peoples burgers just to shake things up in a boring shift
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>>73088634
where u at
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@73088624
hmm why do you think you're allowed to have an opinion over my opinion over your post sweetie
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honestly lads whats wrong with americans? its a first world country with 3rd world murder rate

why? just guns?
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>>73088664
this rule only applies to girls
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>this argies posts
:DD
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>>73088696
Anissa Kate?
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>>73088649
it's not like britons could ever be biased
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need my arse pozzed NOW
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really want some portra 160 but have no money
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>>73088705
no. she shaved because she knows brits like girls hairless.
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>>73088749
preferably a bit lighter and skinnier mate
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>>73088739
If I meet kate middleton and she wants to pee on my mouth can I refuse¿
>>73088760
Vote labor, that makes you a pozzed cuck as soon as your paper soars over the ballot's bottom
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redpill me on this UK vs Spain vs Gibraltar shit. I don't understand it
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>>73088775
low test, Sad!
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>>73088768
go for 400 la

t. had 20 rolls delivered yesterday
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>>73088784
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
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>>73088707
I-is that a penis

deffo a man
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>>73088811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhEXHQzjkPc

We'll look after Gib

All the way
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>>73088792
>refusing a golden shower from our kate
bit gay that
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>>73088716
I call burger king cashiers by name,
female cashiers
Is that common there?
>>73088811
tha lazy spanirds want to grab RIGHT-BELONGING anglosaxon lands.
pretty much that
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>>73088724
the city of lyon
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>>73088811
UK and Spain are going to team up to wipe out Gibraltar
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>>73088823
How does it differ besides the asa, obviously
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>>73088811
spain thinks they own gibraltr now we left the EU and now the EU said they will support Spain.

Mummy may says she will defend gibraltr with Military

moorniggers start crying
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>>73088734

hmmmm
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poleaboo is unironically one of the most interesting things to ever happen to /brit/

discuss
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>>73088554
don't understand how the KKK and such groups can invoke the bible and christianity in general to justify their hatred of blacks

whatever your opinions of blacks, I'm pretty sure Jesus would not be a member of the KKK were he alive today
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shagging hairy girls is nice in fantasy but no so nice in real
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stomach is in excruciating pain

want to die
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>>73088848
>tha lazy spanirds want to grab RIGHT-BELONGING anglosaxon lands.
who would dare do such a thing
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Ate some E last night for the first time in a while. Had a good roll, then when everybody started splitting up at the end of the night I went home and slept like a baby. Woke up feeling better rested than I have in years. Not sure what gives with that, usually the aftermath is horrible on my brain and I need a full recovery day to straighten it out.
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>>73088792
¿Why would you refuse to drink the golden piss?
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>>73088873
religious is used to justify oppression, what else is new?
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>>73088871
It's interesting in the way a horrible murder or train wreck is interesting.

That said mongs need to stop replying to it
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>>73088734
50% white not much as you'd think to do with muh guns
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>>73088871
does she still post here?
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>>73088834
I never said I would refuse.
but being unable to refuse even if i did want to is more arousing
>>73088883
the spanirds!the spaniards!
>>73088877
do a fast you glutton
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those holly willoughby leaks were a bit naff weren't they lads
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NEED a south african (afrikaner) gf lads
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>>73088803
Absolutely hate these charts, Madagascar's murder rate is nowhere near 11.1
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Sperma hoer
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>>73088863
apparently 400 is more grainy, 160 is meant to be better for enlarging but 400 is better in evenings and whatnot

what camera do you use?
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Looking to the future lads and I just see... nothing.

Work in a call centre, live with my deranged mum in this stinky hovel, zero mates, undiagnosed sperg, zero life. Used to think about the ol' 'cide quite a bit but if I'm real with myself I don't have the stones to go through with it. Looking ahead there's fuck all, it's an empty meaningless existence I live.
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@73088729
i'm not your sweetie
cunt bag
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>>73088902
I never said I would refuse.
but being unable to refuse even if i did want to is more arousing
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>>73088916
haven't seen them

or I forgot about them
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>>73088451
>>73088513
>>73088529
>>73088534
>>73088624
>>73088664
>>73088670

>Go to /brit/
>expect beautiful british slags
>get some mongrels, chinks, a dude and latinas

Sad!
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Would you lads enlist if we went to war with yurop

I definitely would
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>>73088928
Canon A1. Want to get some Portra for my trip to California
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>>73088870
See >>73088924
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would you let the queen (god bless her) take a wee on your face?
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>>73088938
don't like you


you're not nice
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Jewish communist professors are forcing weird gender shit into Hull University
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>>73088970
what did you say you son of a bitch
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Who the fuck cares about Gibraltar? Most Brits have never even heard of it or know where it is.
Just give it back to Spain otherwise Spain plan to help Scotland gain independence
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>>73088649
That's only because we wrote the history books
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>>73088970
here's the finest slag britain has to offer
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Absolute idiots on Five Gold Rings
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>>73088977
If it's a war for national survival we'll have to
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>>73088970
have argie slags Hans
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>>73088994
Only if I could reciprocate afterwards
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>>73088989
nice, too lazy for a manual slr right now so I use a Hexar AF.

I prefer using black and white film but I wanted to use colour in Seoul and Tokyo. Don't quote me but portra might be cheaper in America
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>>73088997
Good post
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>>73088811
true redpill

EU will claim to back Spain, will push it quite far and then both Spain and EU will let it be in return for some concession from UK in the breggshit negoriations
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>>73088451
i will fuck her
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>>73088977
No. Wouldn't lift a finger for Britain while it's a capitalist monarchy.
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>>73088937
Get on craigslist or something and find an ad looking for a roommate. Two birds with one stone, you move out and meet some new people. Just try not to sperg out on them.
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>>73089015
>not wanting a cute yuppie trap
are you gay?
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>>73088707
absolutely sick how society tells women it's important to have a vagina
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>>73088970
Don't fancy getting banned m8

>>73088989
FOB
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Why do people think that all these refugees will wilfully return to their homeland when, or if things improve?

If they're prepared to flee the country they apparently love so much like cowards rather than fight for it, why would they crawl back?
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>>73089030
Where´s pic?
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>>73089068
Typical Spanish rapist attitude
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>>73089015
Source? I live in Hull and am interested to see what's up there. They jamming daft pronouns down everyone's throat?
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>>73088937
MAY I SUGGEST SOMETHING?( dont'fap, go do manly stuff)
>>73089109
>rapist
FORNIC
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>>73089045
ill have the second from left.
thanks xx
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>>73089095
stop the erasure of biologically female experiences
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>>73089106
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>>73089105
>like cowards rather than fight for it
hahahahah id like to see you there mate
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need a bf
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>>73089122
>>73089109
FORNICATION AND RAPE ARE BOTH EQUALLY BAD
>>73089126
>not the tall one
better for me lad m8
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>>73088977
for Europe, yes.
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MUH WHITE PEOPLE

MUH WHITE %

MUH ONLY WHITE COUNTRIES ARE GOOD

*america 50% white yet the most powerful country in the world, one of the most powerful in history*
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love that feel when you come off your period and you know you've got 3 weeks of pure shagging ahead
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>>73089171
hello nigger!
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>>73089097
>Don't fancy getting banned m8

I don´t care. /deutsch/ has absolutely zero british slags and only occasionally some grobe bruste.And therefore it sucks.
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>>73089171
>one of the most powerful in history
show me america on the map in the 10th century
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Need a gf
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>>73089153
are you a twink?
>>73088977
HAHA THAT ARGIE IS A KEK
HE SURELY WANTED TO FORNICATE BACK HOME
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>>73089161
very happy with this deal my argentine friend.
*shakes your hand but pulls you in alot like Donald Trump*
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>>73088977
No way lmao
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got the sunday times open ready to read how michael colgan has changed ireland's theatre landscape
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>>73089196
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Gibraltar proves to racists that brown people can be patriotic about Britain.
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need a f (platonic)
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>>73089196
Chebbing hell
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>>73089202
no you dont mate. they're annoying. mine literally will NOT stop texting me and it is annoying as fuck
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wheres that mong that thinks china is more powerful than the US
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>>73088937
when did 'call centre' jobs become on-par with supermarket/fast-food jobs?

back in my NEET days I'd have killed for a call-centre job when I feared I'd end up stacking shelves or flipping burgers
>ended up in a factory. not the best outcome I suppose, but its mostly easy work and I'm not dealing with the public so I'm happy
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>>73089196
you just KNOW
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>>73089207
*orders his newly bought tall slave to run a marathon so he can lick her stinky,sweaty soles and feet*
>>73089202
let's go gf hunting
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>>73089254
Not that mong but he's right
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>>73089143
Oh look, a Frog responding to a post about cowards.

Lel
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>>73089188
What's it like having a penis inside you?
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>>73089242
if I don't get one soon my body will self destruct itself to prevent me from ever reproducing
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>>73089258
when mongs with degrees decided that they'd just do office work
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>>73089254
china IS more powerful than the US
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9A9camUfMM

tune
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>tfw Shy Tory effect is still active and the Tories are actually doing even BETTER than the polls show
>tfw 1000 Year Tory Reich inevitable
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>>73089286
feels good ngl
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>>73089143
>frenchman calling people cowards
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gf shat the bed last night. wish she wouldn't sleep naked.
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>>73089280
shut the fuck up hahahah
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there's a girl at my uni who proper tricked me into fancying her

>pretty face
>blue eyes, blonde hair
>wears big chunky knitwear all winter
>got really nice slim legs
>thinking she's quite fit
>warm weather comes, she wears strap tops
>her top half, arms and shoulders are ridiculously fat
>doesnt even have big boobs

wtf i hate canada now
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>>73089309
describe it more pls
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>>73089315
STUPIDLY thicc
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china is more powerful than the USA they just never ask anyone to do anything so you don't notice them as much
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>>73089320
was it stinky
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>>73089325
Don't be mad, m8. I like Frogs. I have Frog surname.
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knickers
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>>73089286
if you like the idea of being penetrated you'll probably enjoy it

thats what my friend told me anyway :3
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>>73089355
haha
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>>73088873
Southern religion is a total meme, has literally nothing to do with Jesus or the Bible
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>>73089355
very
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let's get ready to rumbleeeeee
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>>73089349
don't want to, I'm in a relationship
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>tfw girlfriend has testicular cancer again
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Might be shagging a married man tonight, not sure how to feel really
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awful thread

stop posting about the EU, so fucking boring
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>>73089308
Bet the lot who voted for Corbyn as Labour leader are proud of themselves now.
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>>73089320
mmmmmmmmm yummy *sniff sniff* hehe
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>>73089303
>>73089274
wrong.
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>>73089258
Supermarket:
>stand about stacking shelves

Call centre:
>forced to listen to screaming normoids spit down the phone at you

hmm
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>>73089315
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>>73089371
what does it HAVE to do with,then?
anderson the meme preacher¿?
>>73088873
the KKK were british israelites
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>>73089403
>>tfw girlfriend has testicular cancer again
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>>73089308
Why do you think this is a good thing? No matter which party you back you should want some accountability otherwise they'll fuck the country over
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>>73089308
>25% (Twenty-five percent) of the electorate would still vote labour
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>>73089426
Give it a rest now sunshine
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>>73089068
>her
>>73088667
>she
>>73088588
>her
>>73088548
>gf


don't get me wrong, I'd fuck his boipucci hard and suck his cock, but he's a boy, a supercute one, but still a MALE
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>>73089442
>otherwise
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is prostate stimulation in males a myth and a meme¿¿
>>73089455
THATCHER'S POLICIES BENEFITED THE UK
THE BELGRANO WAS LEGALLY SUNK
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>>73089363
not sure about the current trend in eyebrows to be completely open and honest with you all
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>>73089412
who cares about actually getting political power when you can signal your socialist principles and call everyone a blairite?
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>>73089401
come on please slut
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>>73089472
Rorke
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>>73089410
i keep trying to post things about girls but am not getting any responses. Sad!
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>>73089478
there's only one way to find out, bend over for papi
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>>73088451
White is perhaps the only tranny I respect.
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>>73089500
Please don't use such vile language
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsDUh3jUJ7w
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>politics
>EU
>Gibraltar

holy fuck its like I'm stuck in a room with a super autistic freak with aspergers
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>>73088727
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>listening to The Goon Show
So... uhhh... this is what our grandparents thought was funny. Were British people just autistic prior to the 70's?
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>>73089552
>papi
>Not for your Domme
shag a hen thou tory
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>>73089555
I respect my dick between her tits
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>>73089560
schlaaaaaggg
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>>73089608
That's slightly homosexual mate
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why would a so-called "woman" be here
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>>73089608
>her
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>>73089603
no I'm saying (You) should bend over for me
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>>73089573
*walks towards you*
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>>73089597
yes, prior to the 70s
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>>73089527
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>>73089660
Does she still have her penis?
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>>73089589
*mumbled the super autistic freak with aspergers to himself*
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>>73089703
sex is deeper than reproductive appendages
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would you fuck an unattractive girl if shes not fat? thnk i might go through with it
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>>73089702
I havent fapped for 5 days, I read these threads with a raging hardon desu
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>>73089702
BOB(P)FOC

Body Off Blue Planet, Face Off Crimewatch
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>keanu reeves is dating a tranny
Hmmm so he is unhinged
>>
I WANT TO BE FUCKED BY ANGIE ROCK(google it, she's a tranny)
should I, or should I not?
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>>73088567
everything is already NATO standard
most shit already gets made here
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>>73089597
doesnt seem too bad
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>>73088451
BUILD THE WALL AT GIBRALTAR WHEN?
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https://twitter.com/know_4240/status/848578282932940800
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thanks to the lad who shared congo natty here the other day
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>>73089703
and why does that matter? She's a woman, deal with it
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>>73089478

don't fap for a week, then edge yourself. at this point lube up and go slow. if you're lucky the cherry will pop. warning: you'll be addicted
>>
Do you lads still unironically get hard when seeing semi naked images of women? I only get hard randomly or when watching porn desu
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>>73089782
>linking a tweet's URL instead of attaching a screenshot to your post
shan't be receiving any clicks from me
>>
said I was disabled on my job application lads
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>>73089784
post your age
>>
How cozy are you at the moment? I'm watching Andrei Rublev and I've got a plate of wedges, chicken nuggets and onion rings so pretty cozy.
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>>73089782
P
U
R
E F I L T H
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>>73089767
Where do they get materials?

Most countries use American and Russian oil anyways.
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>>73089849
36

why?
>>
>>73088850
was this party you were at near gare de vaise by any chance
>>
White people keep saying Donald Trump not racist but Donald Trump is the 1st thing they bring up when they're being racist lmao k
>>
>>73089846
been watching your posts very carefully and they'll probably believe you
>>
>>73089812
>Do you lads get aroused by mildly arousing images
no, that just sounds fucking weird mate. I only get hard when I see a pint of cum being squeezed from a hairy asian's yawning snatch.
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>>73089865
Literal great granddad
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>>73089597
in fact this is pretty funny. what one are you listening to? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuVFFNvyUT8
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>>73089812
not really no.

If im honest i sometimes dont get hard when my gf wants to have sex. Fucking state of me eh?
>>
Is /brit/ the cool kids table of /int/??
>>
>>73089862
No idea why would that matter? Probably Sweden for steel
We have our own oil etc
>>
>>73089812
Depends on the woman
but for the most part
irl > digital
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>>73089870
>when wypipo dont season they food *picture of chicken with nothing on it* 100 100 100
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>>73089846
is listing your nationality really necessary?
>>
>>73089870
this is a VERY confusing post to me

pls repharse for my brainlet brain to understand
>>
>>73089782
have seen this occur irl literally right next to me
>>
>>73088567
>would europe be able to defend itself from a russian or chinese incursion?
they couldn't defend themselves from the german incursion (THREE times)
>>73089849
20
>>
oh shit ive missed the start of robot wars

thanks for the reminder ""lads""
>>
>>73089958
if it's any consolation new robot wars is gash
>>
i said white ppl make me uncomfy and hes all like OH SO UR CALLING DONALD TRUMP RACIST WHEN UR HERE SAYIN U HATE WHITE PEOPLE bitch stfu
>>
unironically drizzle cum even if im just talking to a girl online
>>
sad what the UK is now, finally started reading about your history and its unbelievable
>>
>>73089976
its alri desu
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>>73089933
HA HA HA

BOOM BOOM
>>
How are the English simultaneously the best mannered and the worst mannered people in the world? It's always either one or the other, no in between.
>>
honestly lads, why are south americans so fucking mental? is it something in the water?

>>73069698
>>
>>73089812
i only get fully hard when I have a large disdain towards the girl im shagging desu

i think my current gf is absolutely wonderful and i have difficulty getting a massive throb on because i dont hate her hahaha wtf is wrong with me
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>>73090011
it's not exactly the same as the original so whats the point
>>
put sugar in youre tea
your dropped by me
>>
hey lads

BIG WILLIES
>>
>>73090023
imagine the smell
corr
she poos out of that thing every day
>>
>>73090077

unlike aussies she probably takes a shower m8.

i reckon it smells nice
>>
dear all white people: use your privilege and speak the fuck up
>>
>>73090023
i would berry my dick so far inside that ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur
>>
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO VUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELVE NUUUUNCAAA NUNNCAAA MAAAAAAS JKASJKASJKASJKJK
>>
what household objects can I use to try and get to my prostate
>>
>>73090110
no matter how often they shower it reeks of poo lad
>>
>>73090077
do women actually poo?

also who poos every day?
>>
>>73090075
you called?
>>
>>73090130
coat hanger
>>
>>73090130
broom handle
>>
>>73089838
>screenshot a video
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>>73090077
no everyone poos every day mate
>>
>>73090121
youve made better posts
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>>73090112
I thought the consensus was that white people needed to just shut up. which is it
>>
>>73090145
healthy people poo every day.
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just got fully hard lads
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>>73090023
weak
>>
https://twitter.com/PeterSweden7/status/848597012207611905

Ah yes, Sweden.
>>
is Steve Bannon a fedora? he looks like Christopher Hitchens and is an adviser to a guy who clearly isn't religious
>>
>>73090145
i poo everyday

t. pooer

cannot confirm if women poo though
>>
>>73090174
I'm healthy and I don't

My pooing frequency varies. Sometimes twice a day, sometimes twice a week
>>
>>73090155
nice try, you won't ever get me to click it
>>
>>73090055
Another white bitch for me and my brothers :)
>>
i poo once or twice a week
>>
>>73090115
>would
>>
>>73090145
I poo like 4 times a day

Only recently found out this was weird.
>>
>>73090115
HAHAHHA EBIC MEME FRIEND AHHAHAHHAHAGHAHAHHAHAHAGGAGAVGAHAHHAHAHAGHAAHAAHHAJAHHAGSGBSHHAHHAAHAHAGWGGAHA
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>>73090130
door knob
>>
>>73090115
>ass

FOY
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who here /filmphotography/
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>>73090210
well that means your bowels aren't healthy.
>>
>>73089910
Because making your own stuff is pointless if you're still dependent on other countries for materials
>>
How anus annihilated are the costa del sol boomers gonna be if Spain kicks them out and they have to come home post Brexit?
>>
poo every day around the same time
>>
>>73090191
PeterSweden7 is a russian agent paid by putin to spread fake news and undermine the west's iron resolve and belief in multiculturalism

he is scum
>>
i honestly find a clean bumhole more appealing than a vagina.
>>
>>73090245
dslr
>>
>>73090210
then you aren't healthy
>>
>>73090145
I shit AT LEAST 3 times a day. Which is strange, think it's because I went from skelly to normal weight though
>>
How can you not poo every day?
>>
might have a slight poo fetish

enjoy watching videos of women squeeze out poo from their bumholes

not sure if i'd actually like to try it in bed though. the mess and the smell would probably make me throw up
>>
>>73090226
those niggers and spicks keep pushing your shit back up haha
>>
>>73090245
mirrorless are for runts
>>
>>73090259
it would also be me that would be anus annihilated if im honest. Thats a whole load of old people we'll have to pay for
>>
>>73090273
bender
>>
>>73090272
Hello Abraham stein
>>
>>73090299
lol im both "nigger and spic" mexican mum and black dad
>>
>>73090296
looks good on cam but the reality is pretty putrid i imagine
>>
pleasantly suprised by the amount of (You)s my stale meme got there
>>
>>73090258
in the end militaries still buy from defence companies who buy the raw materials from wherever
>>
why is everyone talking about shit?

Are you mentally ill or just 13 year olds? This thread is repulsive
>>
>>73090362
*mumbled the mentally ill 13 year old to himself, repulsively*
>>
>>73090296
one of the very few categories of porn which im not even able to glance at
youre a wrongun
>>
>>73090389
i dont see this gimmick catching on 2bh mate
>>
I have watched a lot of porn in my time but my tastes are still more or less vanilla, I don't know how you people let yourselves get so corrupted
>>
>>73090362
*braappp*

yes
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>>73090296
>>73090342

>German scat fetish prejudice BTFO
Who´s the "sheet in the sheets" now?
>>
>>73090409
>>73090409
>>73090409
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>>73090245
I have a bunch of rolls and I'll mever get them developed haha
but i have a bunch of instax pictures and recently started using the zinc inkless printing thing from polaroid
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>>73090405
thats alright with me. i just dislike the gimmick it responds to
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>>73089073
>>73089209
you have to go back
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