>you wake up in northern Mexico What do?

I highly doubt that's Northern Mexico m8

Cross the border into the US

Pole-vault over the wall and land gracefully onto the soil of the ever-bountiful US of A where I'll be heartily welcomed and provided with a successful career and a hot wife and quickly come to achieve all the other hallmarks of prosperity people can only dream of in other countries.

>>73088406
Why are all Japs such ameriboos? Why do they crave American cock?

Pray that they didn't build the wall yet

>>73088617
I'm not. I just don't want to get beheaded

show the border guards my passport and go home. There's no way in hell I'd want to stay in Mexico.

Become American

>>73088617
It's just an american english teacher abroad. Literally noone is an "ameriboo", your gigantic international corporations are just forcing your shitty hedonistic "culture" down the throat of most of the world, so all countries can be as bland and consumption based as yours truly.

>>73088843
Sweden
Yes

>>73088293
It is.

>>73087922
Still a shithole

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>>73087922

Nothing since i already live here.

Probably wonder whats for breakfast i guess.

>>73088293
>being this autistic

>northern Mexico
>southern Helsinki

What's the difference??

>>73087922
>What do?
Go back to the South.

>>73087922
Cherrypick some photo of the historical centre and post it on 4chan.