/brit/

>>73085280
because everyone in this country is a selfish twat

doing a meme

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emily

went to a """coffee shop""" last night

Janny has blessed this thread. Everyone migrate

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gonna go kill the janny

wish me luck

Warch out lads he's on a rampage

>>73085409
degenerate

Grew up in a big new house like that

More tastefully designed though, craftsman style.

theeeeeeeeme
from a summer place

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Quite like this term

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anime?

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>>73085447
nonce

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>>73085447

fantasising about leaving the call centre
mental that people do this shit for years

can you NOT post literally fags in the thread

God doesn't allow it

Home Bargains is the best shop in the UK.

*unleashes my twin blade katana*
*charges up my shuriken attack*
*teleports behind janny, about to delete the thread*
heh.. swine.. you... dirty... hog... id think twice about that..

Reckon Janny is just lulling us into a false sense of security before striking us down again

I get to know myself every weekend, and im weak

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>>73085447

>>73085469
absolute state of lefty memes

>>73085471
pajeet

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>>73085490

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>>73085505
Explain

Having a bottle of the Brewdog Elvis Juice and it's bloody delightful desu, might be my new favourite beer.

>>73085490
Juncker's banter is pretty decent tbf

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>>73085526
nonce

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Ow's ur sunday going lads?

>>73085349
>New build houses
Absolutelydisgusting.jpg

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>Having a bottle of the Brewdog Elvis Juice and it's bloody delightful desu, might be my new favourite beer.

Using interpals and it's really hard keeping my fantasies down and maintaining an even split between male and female friends.
Why do I think that all these hot foreign lasses would be interested in a fat English spacker?! fml

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>>73085580
t

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>he has a folder full of hats

>>73085508
It's because roma started arriving in the UK and so people had to differentiate between Irish Traveller gypos and roma gypos.

>>73085538
I take shrooms once a week on saturdays

Used to only do about a half 8th so I wouldnt lose my mind but have been doing the entire 8th (8th means 1/8 of an ounce)

I usually do some sort of meditating on it and the past few weeks ive realized im just a shitty weak individual.

I have no drive or motivation for anything. I'm mostly a waste of oxygen.

net's acting up, getting a bit miffed

calling all /brit/ SUPERSTARS!!!!!

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>Drumpfkins STILL getting triggered by are hilldawg memes

>>73085643
>lose
>act like you won

Genius

>>73085626
nBome + SSRI + Weed

>>73085576
is this any good

>>73085614
roma were in the uk long before knackers

close to getting 150 'dora images lads
could wipe out an entire thread with them alone just in case someone gets wise

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306?

>>73085626
Probably best if you stop taking drugs mate

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Why are yank girls so fucking fit lads?

>you are not required to attend jury service on Monday 3rd of April

oh so I will be attending my wageslavery as normal then hmm yes quite excellent I really do enjoy wageslaving every day hmm yes great

>>73085665
Lad, you didn't even know what pikey meant. You're in no place to talk about anything.

>>73085718
povvo

>>73085626
Do you do them by yourself or with others? Everyone I've ever met who was into psychedelics was a complete fucking idiot unfortunately, which is a real shame because I'd love to get back into doing them, shrooms especially. Would do them on my own, but live in an apartment block in the middle of the city, don't think it's the right setting desu.

>>73085715
>wearing camo

they're southern, that's why

>>73085614
do you not have your own travellers?

>>73085660
It's like if Kyoto animation made dora the explorer on a budget of 10pence in blender. I liked it. Watch the first 3/4 episodes and see what you think

>>73085654
>loses the popular vote
>approval ratings through the floor
>muslim ban failed
>obamacare repeal failed

ah yes, drumpf is definitely a winner!

honestly couldn't sleep with a southern yank, their accent just ruins it
same with most asians

>>73085747
I'm up north of you m8. We have gypos too.

>people complain about our culture making everyone vain and obsessed with body image and beauty
>everyone's a fat cunt
hmmmmyessquite

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you tawkin ta me?

Why is estonia so cute lads?

going to grab a coffee and finish reading no exit lads

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does this dog have autism?

>>73085761
Think you mean President of the United States Drumpf

As opposed to Hilary Clinton, unemployed former politician

>>73085761
You forgot:

>is president

>>73085789
>>73085783
>>73085773
>>73085770
don't care much for these posts

>>73085763
southern yank accent is the best though lad

>>73085743
>wearing camo is a southern thing

mong

genuinely seeing eastern europeans talking About going to war with Britain with a European army


howling

>>73085447
maybe

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She looks quite manly on webcam. Having second thoughts. I don't think I'll go through with it; with this one at lest.

>>73085783
it's like finland but everyone is a tranny

>>73085809
all me

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>>73085660
No the memes and cute fan art are what matter

>>73085818
hello retard

>>73085850
talking to yourself?

>>73085834
oh go on lad
she looks fun

trying to make ice cubes by freezing a sandwich bag full of water

screeching at this image >>73083071

is there an anti yank sentiment in australia?

i never really seemed to notice when I was in meme city

>>73085878
you're just gonna get a sandwich bag full of ice

Drumpf is just your typical boring Republican president. Everything controversial he tries to do is immediately struck down.

The US system of checks and balances works pretty well protecting the country against a complete retard in office.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12660794
Very important
http://www.strawpoll.me/12660794
We're not Mi6 I promise
http://www.strawpoll.me/12660794

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>brap has gone to the normies

>>73085897
this is britpol son

Immigrant here (relax I'm white).
How do I develop a British sense of humour? I want to be dry and witty and caustic, but I'm as dull as a rock

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>>73085761
doesn't matter
fake news
it's being sent to the supreme court and will eventually be passed
it will be changed before long

>>73085925
>Bog Fart
>typical

Errr no sweetie

What did you eat for lunch?

>>73085984
>relax im white

we'll be the judge of that, origin country?

>>73085946
christ

>>73085999
Pad Thai

>>73086031
No idea what that is

>>73085999
texmex dip and crackers

>>73085901
yes but i'm going to smash it into cube like shards

>>73086014
America

>>73085984
watch chris morris' comedy, the day today, brass eye, the radio programs he did, then if you feel up for it watch Jam

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This is hilarious....Britain first and the other fascist group reckoned over 3000 would turn up to their march in london today, but the police figures indicate only 250, to 300 turned up to support them. Clearly, decent people in the UK (while it still is the UK) have better and more constructive things to do then support support fascist parties led by ex criminals, perverse, and misfits. This is Britain, and we are better then these right wing morons.
Fuck off EDL

I literally never use my freezer. would I save a bit of cash if I just plugged it out or would any potential savings be mostly negligible?

>>73085999
we call it dinner in yorkshire, I had spaghetti and meatballs

>>73086067
>white by american standards

so not white then

europe is still culturally dominant as the yanks are just a vessel for our culture . they come to us we do not go to them

love british people

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>>73086086
literally seen this exact copypasta on my facebook wall

>>73086067
actually white or """"""Hispanic white

just found out im gay lads

>>73086089
more than a bit

they use a lot of energy

>>73086054
Google it

anti yank sentiment:

real or just banter?

>>73086125
>>73086171
But I'm literally a WASP from New England

>>73086068
Anything else lad? Books, films? I read Hitchhiker's Guide and I thought it was shit and I hate Monty Python but imo they're outliers and I like most other British stuff I've come across.

the application in cambridge is moving forward

>>73086200
real, fuck off

>>73086200
depends on the yank, I love yanks just not the pol type that cry when they hear banter

>>73086207
just dont be afraid to hurt someones feelings they real dont give a shit about banter or calling someone a cunt around here

>>73086200
If you're talking about Britain in general: Who's food do we eat? Who's films and TV do we watch? Where does every young slag with aspirations of being an actress dream of living?

If you're talking about /brit/ excusively: FUCK OFF YANK

>>73086200
Real but varies

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>>73086199
kino

*burp reddit*

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Tv licence man is shouting up my window saying hes gonna break in. might throw a remote down

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S-o cuceresti. S-o stapanesti.

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the gf

﷼฿Ωθฯ￦₪៛₹¤§°¡

>>73086315
fucking hell thats disgusting

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could drink this shit morning to night lads

wew

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Found out "Matthew_McConaughey" was available as a chaturbate username. Just blew like $20 in tips on one of those tip reactive toys with some hot latina while I did a wank, then typed alright alright alriiight and closed the tab.

Do those toys actually work or do they all fake it?

>>73086315
would shag it ngl

Just drank a 330ml glass of beer and I'm feeling half-drunk. Wish my tolerance was this low while I was at university desu, would have saved a fortune.

>>73086315
is that joe pesci?

>>73086207
monty python is overrated as fuck. I can give you a list of english comedy from the 90s and early 2000.
Big train, Spaced (Simon Pegg was in those, Graham Lineham wrote some of it (the guy who also wrote father ted and IT crowd)) Father Ted, Mighty Boosh, SnuffBox, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, The Office, Extras, Attention Scum (obscure territory), This morning with richard not judy (usually said TMWRNJ) Fist of Fun, Peep Show, Look around you, The League of gentlemen

>>73086355
yes

>>73086283
OH MY GOD, I JUST FUCKING LOVE RICK AND MORTY! IT'S SO RANDOM AND COOL - IT'S LIKE THE SHOW WAS DESIGNED FOR US REDDITORS. MY MUM SAYS I HAVE AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH THE SHOW BUT SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND. IT'S SO FUNNY! I WISH I COULD LIVE IN THE RICK AND MORTY WORLD AND HANG OUT WITH THEM. IN THEIR WORLD I'D BE POWERFUL, SOCIABLE AND I'D HAVE SO MANY FRIENDS. EVERYTHING WOULD BE SO FUNNY!!! If you dare insult the show, I will come to your house and threaten you with my katanas until you become a true fan like myself! I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together, browse Reddit, make some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't talk to each other but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora + trenchcoat for life!) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet. Anyway, back to the topic at hand: RICK AND MORTY!!! MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER IS RICK BECAUSE HIS STYLE OF HUMOUR PERFECTLY REFLECTS THAT OF REDDIT! I BET IF I ASKED HIM "WHEN DOES THE NARWHAL BACON?" HE'D KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! ALSO DID YOU NOTICE HE LOOKS LIKE BERNIE SANDERS IF YOU SQUINT A BIT AND USE YOUR IMAGINATION!!! THIS CAN'T BE COINCIDENCE! MLG ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED! Yeah, that's right, I look at montage parodies too. What good Redditor doesn't? Lenny face, Illuminati and Doge are so funny! If I met Rick and Morty I'd be sure to show them all those memes and more!!!!!

>>73086315
>>73086279
>>73086293
>>73086355
don't rate these posts

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Absolutely cannot stand reddit

Chiar daca nu ti va pasa, te voi iubi si asa.

>>73086356
Garth Marenghi's darkplace is a masterpiece
https://vimeo.com/94717796
It's a

>>73086376
sheed

like sheeps and wolves

>>73086388
Absolutely cannot stand the Godfather movies

Overrated trip and far too long

like willies and bums

>>73086421
>sheeps
idiot

>have a cheeky wank
>willy's all chafed and bothered

ah yes

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Image limit?

>>73086435
Male willies or girl willies?
Male bums or girl bums?

>>73086451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQT8wGrb5xo

>>73086435
can't go wrong

can't go wrong

cause I'm just sayin, if those things actually vibrate when you tip that's pretty fucking cool.

But I could see how it would be easy to fake

Who's food do you eat? Who's films and TV do you watch? Where does every young slag with aspirations of being an actress dream of living?

>>73086527
doritos

>>73086527
rick and morty

>>73086527
women are feminist trash

>>73086511
>>73086527
out

>>73086527
had eggs for brekkie, don't think that comes from anywhere
watched an ir*sh movie last night
don't care

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Just bought FaceRig from the Humble Bundle, I can finally Finally I can become a Magical Girl

Aldonza?
Pai Aldonza e taranca.

SANCHO
Ce stii tu despre iubire? (What do you know of love?)
Sancho!
Ce stii tu despre fericire? (What do you know of happiness?)

>>73086549
not an argument.

Dad just gave me a beer lads
Don't much like the taste of San Miguel but I'm drinking it anyway.

>>73086641
*takes a look at your flag*
ah yes a seppo

Are British TV shows just as bad as American ones?

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just finished doing DIY with my dad

fucking knackered lads. got to fell a tree though, that was cool

>sun comes out
>coon music blaring across council estates
Ah yes.

>>73086660
Bit ironic coming from a toilet mechanic 2bh

I can finally Finally I can i can finally?

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Paki prick on the train next to me lads

unsure why, after 6 months my ex is deciding to involve herself with my acquaintances

mildly annoying

>>73086646
took a sip of my grandfathers cider at 9

can only drink wine now

>>73086696
take a closer look knobend

I'm as British as you like

>>73086674
they're worse

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>tfw have to be able to convert between American standard and metric or Fahrenheit and Celsius at a whim

might become a hostage negotiator

>>73086712
can you fix my toilet mate

>>73086700
She's doing it to antagonise you.

>>73086702
oh dear

>>73085349
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG BARRAT HOUSES

>>73086674
Only watch Corrie and programmes about bailiffs and don't watch yank telly so wouldn't really know.

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>>73086674
could be worse

>>73086679
>fell a tree
u cut it down, it fell on it's own after that

>>73086712
................... nah.

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>>73086674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYN2hxFH5rQ

>>73086713
I can't imagine. The ones here are so shitty and have fake audience laughing sounds so that you know when to laugh

>>73086740
not quite my tempo

try again

>>73086762
>u cut it down, it fell on it's own after that
yeah?

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my sister

>>73086698
what train is that?
it looks nice

>>73086780
I'll give you £3 to fix my toilet mate

ye nah mate don't step 'ere i'll nip yah

>>73086797
>>73086797
would inseminate

>>73086780
am I dragging?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyhuUlV7Luw choon

>>73086745
alri deano

>>73086808
£30/hr more like

>>73086797
>there are men in this world that have seen her naked and put their benis in her vajewjew
feels bad man

coffee is from seeds
tea is from leaves

you are from reddit

>Channel 4 has ALL of their classics for free on their site
>the Beeb is charging extortionate prices for incomplete series on the BBC Store™
hmmmmmm
Also: £40 FOR A FUCKING RADIO SERIES ON AUDIBLE THEY MUST BE JOKIN

>>73086829
*hovers mouse over embed*
*it's brown people*
shan't be viewing this video

>>73086742
literally told her to fuck off and she did exactly that, then she unblocked me on everything a few months later, i found a new gf in january and now all of a sudden she's trying to involve herself in the same circles as me, bizarre

>>73086700
We call that squadwrecking. Best bet is to call her out on it ruthlessly so she fucks off and hope your friends like you enough to not pursue her afterwards.

Otherwise she'll start cycling through the homies, fucking all of them for brief periods of time, and soon you'll all hate each other. Seen it happen several times 2bh.

>>73086527
I eat roast meat, pies and bacon sandwiches

I watch whatever interests me but i absolutely cannot abide Yank TV programmes of ANY sort


"Actress" Slags dream of going to Hollywood on account of being stupid and watching too many american films, most of these "actresses" end up working either in Boots or so-called "gentleman's clubs", but if they do somehow act then they probably go to Pinewood or some other studio here

>>73086698
>that reflection
absolutely top class

Inbetweneers is unobjectively the best show ever produced in the western hemisphere

Fuckin ell boys

Boys night with Jezza and big dave. Jezza the legend was absolutely wankered but managed to pull some fit fucking mum haha

Big dave got pied by some complete munter hahaha the sad cunt. Think he ended up fucking off and grabbing a kebab

I was chatting up this fit bird I knew from secondary but couldn't pull because I was off me nut on charlie and knew I couldn't get me knob hard

Mint fucking night though lads

>>73086890
'e walked when iz bollocks were out lol

>>73086890
deanooooooooo

>>73086878
You dont like The Wire or Sopranos or Curb?

Is the Thames literally a river of shit? The fucking Ganges looks cleaner.

How do you feel about losing Gibraltar? Do you care?

>>73086207
you can't develop a british sense of humour by watching comedies but you can start to recognise it. its often a combination of subtle inferiority and clumsiness, but don't lean too heavily on either.

>>73086674
Its either funny, cringey (sub section of funny for us), gritty or trash.

If its some fictional series then its usually ok, same for documentaries, much better than yank ones

What's your favorite song, lads?

*prays for you all*

>>73086956
I don't recall losing Gibraltar

>>73086873
She's hovering around to snoop on your life, hoping it goes to shit.
Have experienced something similar with a gf and a girl that fancied me.

>>73086956
Honestly didn't even know we owned it until today and I had only knew Gibraltar existed because John Lennon Married Yoko Ono there.

>>73086977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYiwkS2lVSU

Who /ironically gay/ here?

>>73086875
it's a group of people i'm slowly disassociating myself with anyway, it's even gone as far as seeing her in the same normiebook groups that I'm a part of, I don't think she is doing it to 'get back at me' desu but i find it all confusing

I should just ignore it, I'm much happier now and I'm with someone far better, in reality I wouldn't care if she slept around my acquaintances because I don't particularly like them anyway

>>73086956
I don't care desu. The people there are fucking parasites that take advantage of the UK.

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>Oh yes, I am in fact a resident and citizen of that most holiest of nations, the United States of America, though I am a prolific user of slang and colloquialisms most commonly used by the inhabitants of Britannia and her many former colonies.

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alri lads

>BRITAIN’S iconic dark blue passports are set to make a return as part of a £500million post-Brexit redesign.

>>73086956
Gibraltar is and forever will be British

don't understand how people can do all their internet browsing on their phones

can understand if you're out and about a lot, but I NEED a physical keyboard and a large screen. can't imagine relying solely on a touchscreen virtual keyboard

I genuinely think brits are very funny, but peep show doesn't even make me so much as crack a smile

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What do you lads think of Romania?

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Christ what's happening to his face and what the fuck has he done since Four Lions?

>>73085398
SHALL WE HAVE GAY BUTTSEX THEN?

>USA
>not a former British colony

wew lads

>>73087036

Blue ones look shit desu just keep 'em red

>>73087059
shithole full of subhumans

>>73087036
ah yes

why can't this be me

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0c7_1491100443

>>73086956
Don't care

Break up the remnants of the empire, make Britain a republic

>>73087072
Wouldn't be fair to the colonies that won independence without helping the French murder British soldiers

>watching mock the week and eating mince pie
>mum comes and tells me to take out trash
>Mock her nasally voice and the word trash
>Tell her to fuck off, the stupid bint
>she leaves to get me da
>hear my da coming down the corridor, can hear him because he's fat and yank houses have paper thin walls
>he says he'll kick my ass if I talk that way to my "mom" again
>I say "mom, ass, fuck off you stupid yank"
>He counters by telling me that I've never left the country, let alone do I even have a password.
>Scream FOY
>He smacks me
>I cry and mutter under my breath "yanks cant handle the banter"
>He leaves and slams the door
>The only sounds left in my room is the sound of my sobbing, and the rustling of my top gear posters from the breeze of the door slam

Fuck being a yank (feel like this is my best piece of OC to /brit/ from back in the day)

>>73087080
Wow rude.

>>73087062
birthmark

>>73086956

Falklands 2.0, get gearing up Miguel

>>73086987
thanks lad, this makes a lot of sense actually. it did all start around the time I went abroad for a few weeks, it was just after that I got together with someone else, I can only assume she's seen stuff from a friend and is now snooping around as you said

>>73087059
Filth

>>73086956
spain is rightful British clay

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>Don't care
>Break up the remnants of the empire, make Britain a republic

>>73087114
Did NZ, Aus, or Can actually have an independence war? Genuinely don't think they did, but I'm not sure

>>73087017
I mean if she knows you recently started seeing someone else and this behavior started afterwards, she's DEFINITELY doing it to try to fuck with your head. You can ignore it if you want but she's likely to keep at it which will inevitably ruin that group of friends.

Hoes gonna hoe, mang. Sometimes you gotta let 'em know whats up.

>>73086977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkB6PKYWl9s

or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NQWw8NLwMc

>>73087089
SHAN'T

>>73087142
Over his entire face? I don't remember him having it before, he must have been absolutely caked in make up

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>>73087059
>that one romanon that claims that transylvania would be swiss-tier if it were independent

>>73087177
No because we have a relationship based on mutual respect lad

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>off to the dair after townin Friday
>pocking a two sixies and half of the co-op's
>shopkeep's wife at the tell
>won't make fix for a twenty
>pre to the car for change
>back in and she's reading the label on my sixie
>"think they tap the rogue this wedge?"
>sond with nothing, but the bill
>feels out every fucking bit
>feeds me the scrap and I finally set
Hope he clobbers her

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>>73087059
Was better off under Ceausescu

>>73087203
yes he was caked

>>73087177
>yank education

>>73087231
>>73087119
good gimmick

but that reminds me, i genuinely do NEED an anglophile gf

>>73087203
>he must have been absolutely caked in make up
he was. was particularly sensitive about it for years iirc but might have lightened up about it in recent times

>>73087059
its alright

>>73086956
>Defence Secretary Michael Fallon insisted the rock would be "protected all the way" and said Spain taking control of it is "not going to happen".

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Rare image of the northern powerhouse

>>73087177
No.
Neither did South Africa (technically), Jamaica, India, Pakistan, Malaysia, Singapore and a lot else.

>>73087182
I have 0 problem with ditching those friends, which i barely see them as, and fucking off to do something else. since leaving her I lead a far more interesting life (not as if it was difficult) so I think I'll just disassociate and leave her with them and carry on doing my own thing

thanks mate

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>tfw have multiple /brit/ personalities and gimmicks
>tfw often samefag to provoke arguments and derail threads
>tfw deliberately contrarian just to get fedoraposted and (You)s

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>>73087298

lads if i want to see her all the time does that mean i'm in love with her

>>73087316
Wouldn't know. I've got no experience with women.

>>73087289
is that kay's good cooking

>>73087276
>gimmick
this happened and I forgot the worst part
poured out the co-op's finest this morning and it was 6 days past

>>73087316
Yes
It could be temporary though

>>73087028
>former
fuck off seppo

>>73087316
that's updog mate

lads my chest hair only grows on one side of my chest. do I have cancer or something?

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what do you think about me continually posting my face

Love when I have a poo and the poo gets stuck with my arse hairs and the hairs rip out and my arse bleeds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhEXHQzjkPc

Fuck Spain 2bh

>>73087365
sorry lad
formre colonies

>>73087381
>mud eyes

>>73087369
what's the updog?

>>73087381
how do you have the courage to do it when you could become a gimmick

Hoping I outgrow my inability to stay with the same girl for more than 6 months without getting bored and sabotaging the relationship.

Feel like a bit of a cunt everytime I do it, it's just that I don't cheat but still crave variety.

>>73087381
1. Sorry about your wog eyes
2. Sorry about your baby face
3. Sorry but WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?

>>73087369
What is this so called "up-dog", my African-American friend?

>>73087388
grim

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the so-called tea

What do Brits think of people of the African-American persuasion? What's the general sentiment?

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I read that this guy is cock of the south. Looks like a lass to me, but still the toughest southerner I've seen so far.

>>73087475
bolognaise? looks a bit watery

>>73087434
1. my eyes are awful, its because im part jewish i think.
2. Its terrible, i look 16 but im 22 my weak jaw doesnt help
3. it was a Hawaiian shirt party tbf

wonder are those random chinese tats you see so many people in the west with these days as hilariously mistranslated to chinks as those 'engrish' products and signs are to us?

>>73087289
>tfw no weeb northern GF

>>73087289
fit as

>>73087036
I couldn't give a toss what colour my passport is
I got a new one in 2015 so I'm not getting a blue for ages

>>73087499
obviously a chilli you fucking weapon

>>73087508
>part jewish
my condolences

wtf I love colombia now! >>73087342

>>73087049
get a blackberry priv

>>73087481
I've met TWO. Both were girls. One was genuinely mentally ill who talked to herself. I didn't know the other at all.

>>73086527
Nigger, Nigger: The Movie and Nigeria.

>>73087547
good and bad. bad is it made me uglier and a mutt

good is that my immediate family is worth a few million

checking out /r/place and the australian art is very good

>>73087546
then you've put far too much tomato product in it.

>>73087546
where are the kidney beans you sponge?

what should I have for tea lad?

>>73087036
Can't wat to slap some Spanish custom officials out of the way with my blue British passport.

>>73086527
>Who's food do you eat?
ate fresh seasonal veggies in a soup
>Who's films and TV do you watch?
last tv show i watched was french, last film italian
>Where does every young slag with aspirations of being an actress dream of living?
no idea you mong

>>73087613
I'm gonna have fishcakes with chorizo in them

Making the most of the single market while we have it x

>>73087613
scampi and chips

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Easter is very late this year

I would rather enjoy observing a war between the UK and Spain. Spain is larely irrelevant, so I doubt they have a very impressive navy.

>>73087613
chips and scampi

>>73087517
Knew a guy that got what he thought was "strength" but turned out to be some kind of Japanese slang for a willy

Was a bit fucked up because he got it matching with his mum who had just been diagnosed with cancer, he was just trying to be supportive.

>>73087613
scempi and cheps

>>73087670
WW3 is gonna be UK, USA and Russia vs the EU

>>73087702
Dream Team 2k18 bb lets get it

>>73087613
shrimp and fries

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>>73087702
After France leaves

>>73087724
don't get how this new reddit meme works

is there anything more disgusting than scampi?

>>73087399

>formre
Be gone ye covenanting knave

>>73087245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWIbCtz_Xwk&

>>73087670
we bought a few ships from the spanish

>>73087613
Rice crispies

>>73087702
le based russia maymay


>>>r/the donald

>>73087738
your personality

>>73087736
fuck off mong

>>73087736
too many mudslimes

we will invade france but only kill the brown people

>>73087738
you

>>73087702
>the EU

them and what army? the EU is a complete joke

>>73087788
the might of estonia

>>73087737
you can colour one square in every 5 minutes

>>73087788
juncker is assembling an EU army

he is hitler mk.II

>>73087702
The EU army will be a bunch of third world nations like poland and czechoslovakia, germany isnt retarded enough to go to war again

proud of being a member of the European Union

>>73087702
That's not a war, that's a massacre followed by a surrender.

Remember Britain has the Commonwealth as allies too. So add to the allied side: Australia and New Zealand, India and Pakistan, Canada, South Africa, Nigeria...

Why haven't we done this already?