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imperialism edition
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wew
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Dr pavel, I'm TSU
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grim subedition
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doing a hungover
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>>73082904
Fantastic post
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>>73082897
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>>73082849
/ita/
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anime
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>>73082930
really want to fuck anchovy's pussy hole with my penis if you know what i mean
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>>73082854
saw a tranny like this at fabric once

like drop dead gorgeous.

how did i know it was a tranny?

way too tall to be an oriental girl
shoulders were broad as fuck
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Will thailad be the first /brit/ poster to become hiv positive?
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>>73082949
anime rhymes with anigay
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>>73082777

>32
>yeah we have really inventive and exciting sex.
>she's also in peak physical fitness and has a really nice arse.
>bit of a dilemma

pics? :^)
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>>73082897
>>73082927
well hello there reddit
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>>73082977
the algerian beat him to it
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birthday tomorrow lads. pretty sure someone's bought me a sex doll 2bh.
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>>73083006
head
nice and hot
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>>73082988
not posting pics of my potential wife.
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what is it about a sweaty woman that drives my sex drive crazy?
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dolphins are x2.5 more intelligent than humans
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did 93mph in my polo earlier

rattled like fuck and felt like it was about to fall apart
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what should I have for lunch lads
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>>73082976

His ass is amazing though.

Conflicted feels.
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>tfw my parents married straight out of school, have never been with anyone else, and remain happily together
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>>73083036
pita bread and homous
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>>73083026
screaming
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>>73082904
i really wanna take a closer look at that pic
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>>73083019
>potential wife
lad she has 5 years to have children before you start getting downy kids
hardly wife material unless you want kids in your early 20s
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>>73083036

Steak and ale pie with cider
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>>73083027
name one dolphin invention
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Literally nothing better than having a nice, long wank after a long gym session

Maybe taking a massive, fat shit
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>>73083021
pheromones
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>>73083072
>yanks think they understand british culture.
get back to your burgers and fries, fatty.
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I wonder what Thai men think about white lads who go over there and steal their women. Do they look at us like we view pakis and niggers? Unwelcome guests in their country?

I feel kinda bad for them getting fucked by a load of nonces and autists and middle-aged fat blokes.
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alright lads, be real. How easy is it to get hot Thai gf? I don't care if it's a ladyboy. I don't care if it's not real love. I don't care if she/it hates me and is only using me for money/a way into the UK.

All I want is some consistent human interaction and a decent shag.
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Go your bit lads
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>>73083111
You can see the username of people who add to it
Not a chance
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>>73083109
m8 just get a white/latina gf
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>>73083095

Lived in the UK for years m8 going back in September

fite me irl
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>>73083082
radar
fishing
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>>73083109
literally 2 minutes on tinder
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>>73083097
they hate white people haha

hence all the random attacks / murders
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>>73083069
Well then it's the last opportunity for her to make it work.

So long as Anon is open about it and she likes the idea they can pop out 3-4 children in the next 5 years they'll be fine,
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>>73083042
I saw my dad with a prozzie in town the week before my birthday. Before then I'd not seen him in a year.
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>>73083111
refuse to

/r/unitedkingdom is filled with the most embarrassing remoaners, lefty twats who can't stop whining about muh brexit muh tories
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finished la
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>>73083162
>He thinks /r/unitedkingdom would create a union flag and not an EU flag
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>>73083143
>going back in September

would prefer it if you didn't
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>>73083111
what website?
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>>73083097
>steal their women
>women

that's not what I've been doing haha
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>>73083135
I would like a Latina, I think Colombians are the most beautiful women.

>>73083145
I forgot to mention I'm fat and ugly.
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>>73083069
>>73083152

>32 year old Asian broad ropes in a young lad with a citizenship she wants when she's in her twilight baby birthin' years

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>tfw foreign gf
>need to save £16k or get an £18.5k sharpish

haha ah yes, thank you bank of grandad x
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>>73083109
There's an Australian bloke who drives around the country with a goat in his camper van, raves about ASIO spying on him and got charged with exposure because he pissed into a cup in a pub and he's got a qt Thai wife
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>>73083026
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>>73083097
I think they only hate fat, old white men on sight, apparently they bully them in the airports, top banter
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>>73083183
https://www.reddit.com/place?webview=true
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>>73083179

:(
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>>73083162
/r/casualuk exists now for exactly this reason
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>>73083097
>>73083109
the state of you
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>>73083187
5 minutes then.

download Nox (a very good android emulator) then install Fake GPS + Tinder and see for youself.
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>>73083216
>unironically linking to reddit
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>>73083215
Pretty based desu, they are pretty much the equivalent of the rapefugees who come over here. At least the Thais are doing something about it.
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need a gf who looks like a man that looks like a girl
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>this brit in thailand literally getting honeydicked for brit citizenship by a 32 year old ladyboy
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>>73083026
>stop sign
clearly a yield sign
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>>unironically linking to reddit
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time to pretend I care about the Boat Racesâ„¢
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Why would you want a Thai gf who only likes you because you're white and relatively wealthy? What sort of relationship with that?

Can they even speak English well? Can you even have a proper, deep, emotional connection with them? Or is it just sex?
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>>73083111
>de coilers
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>>73083216
that was cool for a bit but then people started making scripts so a load of users from one sub could just leave a tab open and it would constantly maintain their picture
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>>73083194
I know a successful marriage like that tbqh. She was 34 and he was 27 at marriage.

Although in that case the girl was the only daughter of a v. rich Chinese businessman who really wanted a white son-in-law and pushed for the marriage with all his might,
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Are we still doing the ironically pretending to hate reddit even though it's an infinitely better site than this shithole meme?
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The boat race will be attacked. Screenshot this.
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>>73083033
what year and why are you doing 93
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>>73083194
>>73083152
>>73083069
does my head in because don't really have any other options with women of this calibre.

then again i could just lowe it off :(
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Imagine being so narrow minded that you would dismiss an entire website with a vast range of fascinating unique content because a couple of people with contrasting political opinions also use said website
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>>73083304
just sex
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>>73083273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDswiT87oo8
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>>73083345
hello muhammed al muhamadi
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>>73083356
imagine caring
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>>73083304
Some of them are fantastic people, you just have to hold out for one that ticks all the boxes.

There's all sorts.
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business idea: the boat race but on land and with cars not boats
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>>73083361
Why not just get an escort then? They're more attractive than those ugly brown slopes.
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>>73083376
shan't
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>>73083304

>Why would you want a Thai gf who only likes you because you're white and relatively wealthy?

Because they fuck like demons.

Seriously, best sex of my life was with an Asian girl who had a fetish for 1. blue eyes, 2. muscular guys, 3. tall guys. I fit all she and she rode me like she stole me. Never had someone suck my dick with such enthusiasm.

Fetish relationships are amazing 2bh, just not for the long term.
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Hate carmongs so fucking much
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Is it okay to call foreign lasses love? Like, do they know what us British people mean when we say it?
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>>73083345
You better hope not now, or enjoy being MI5'd
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>Imagine being so narrow minded that you would dismiss an entire website with a vast range of fascinating unique content because a couple of people with contrasting political opinions also use said website
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>>73083304
>Can you even have a proper, deep, emotional connection with them?
Fucking hell this toxic cult of sentimentalism makes me retch.

Live together for several decades raising a bunch of children and you will have developed a deep connection.
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Hate caramongs so fucking much
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*smiles at you from across the room*
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>>73083329
any site with up/downvotes will end up appealing to a lowest common denominator. reddit is ok when the subreddit is small, but awful for generals like this in the long term
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are fish a kind of marine reptile
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>>73083410
Will enjoy explaining /brit/ gimmicks to spooks. They'll probably offer me a job as an undercover agent.
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>>73083418
"ahh voeteed fir naw hahaha"
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>>73083418
*sharts*
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need a smart bf to have meaningful and intelligent conversations with

though I'm not gay so this might be a problem
hmm
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>>73083352

>does my head in because don't really have any other options with women of this calibre.

You will in 3-4 years mate assuming you're not a total loser i.e. you get a job, take care of yourself, become more mature in your habits etc. Don't sell yourself short. If you really do love her then go nuts, but don't do it because you think you won't get anyone better.

The calibre of woman I've been with has been increasingly sharply over the past 7 years since I turned 18. Once I could only pull relative average, shallow girls, but now it's top-tier cuties. It does get better.
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>>73083436
I KNEW THIS SHITTY CUNTING MEME WOULD POP
>le uboats means site will turn to shit
Fucking die you daft twat.
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>>73083365


in case you didn't see it.
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>>73083456
You can simulate the experience right now by trying to explain memes to your mother.
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>ywn be a rich, intelligent hyper-chad of good stock who is in the rowing team at Oxbridge, has a qt posh gf who lets you cum inside her and will stick with you as you inevitably move into investment banking and get a job in the cityâ„¢

why even live
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need to jizz on her nose
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>>73083418
Aisha is the best commieslag and I am FURIOUS she still hasn't made it public
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Found out i'm bi couple months ago, sometimes have wet dreams of battering my friend's arsehole. Really might give the 'ol gay sex a go sometime in the future
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>>73083346
mk3

felt a bit cheeky so gave it the beans on the dual carriageway
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lovely weather out

shame i have nobody to do things with
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>>73082904
>>73082916
>>73083066
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>Fucking hell this toxic cult of sentimentalism makes me retch.
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>>73083418

>blinded by the light reflecting off her pound of makeup
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except for 4chan and social media what websites do you lads go on the most?

>digg
>reuters
>bbc
>mmafighting
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I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Angus McHaggis

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted no. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote yes. Why you ask?

I entered the polling booth, was about to tick yes. Then I looked at the no option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting no.

I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting no, the larger the erection grew. I imagined Scottish oil money being transported south to London and it grew yet more. I imagined English Tories deciding Scottish fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.

I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted no. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.

Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.

My name is Angus McHaggis. I am Scottish; I am a cuckold.
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>>73083512
Reddit
9gag
BLACKED.com forums
Tumblr
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>>73083418
She looks like a fucking frog, absolutely vile face and not even a tits and arse to make up for it

Don't understand how anyone could prefer her to this goddess
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>>73083498
go out a walk, find a park, sit on a bench, consider the 'cide via drowning in pond, dont commit, bring out phone, browse the chon, be like me :3
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>>73083512
porn website
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>>73083512
Literally re.ddit and the guardian but I'm not even a leftie
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>>73083512
barely use my browser for more than 4chan email and wanking
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>>73083469
I do love her, but we both see the problem with the relationship

she's not egging me onto marrying her or anything, she's highly educated and got a good job, she can migrate without using me. its genuine feels as far as i can tell.
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2 weeks to write 6000 good quality words. doable?
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>>73083503
Is there any viable way of fixing the tragedy that is Yank city planning?
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>>73083512
>and social media
ahahahaha

anyway,
bbc news
youtube
wanks
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>>73083512
1. Facebook
2. YouTube
3. Yahoo answers
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>>73083542
that's a hairy belly
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>who lets you cum inside her

have a feeling that only virgins would make a point of mentioning this

once you've had sex and had a gf, and cum inside a vag hundreds of times, you start to kind of think of it as quite natural, nothing out of the ordinary
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met the asian gf on t'internet initially but i dont post photos of myself, we spoke for a bit on and off but i had concert tickets and needed someone to go with (m8 bailed) and she wanted to go so we thought why not, turns out we share literally everything in common and get on like a bloody house on fire haha

she said she didnt realise it was me when she first saw me in person because she couldnt realise why someone so tall and good looking never posted pictures of themselves
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are chromebooks a meme? I need a new laptop, don't want to spend much money and dont' really do anything except browse 'tinternet
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>>73083471
not convinced by this tirade
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>>73083512
>reddit
>grimeforum
>bbc news
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>>73083585
i thought he was talking about cumming in someone without a condom. i guess he actually thinks blokes cum on stomachs or faces like in pornos. what an autist.
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>>73083582
fur you
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>>73083593
They're actually pretty good desu if you only want to spend a couple of hundred quid. Really speedy if all you want a 4chan/Facebook/twitter/porn/YouTube/netflix/Spotify machine
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what are your favourite crisps lads?

I like salt and vinegar mccoys
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>>73083585

>tfw never done it bareback because somehow all of my exes have never been on the pill and I refuse to do it unless they are even if they want me to

God damnit.
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>I KNEW THIS SHITTY CUNTING MEME WOULD POP
>>le uboats means site will turn to shit
>Fucking die you daft twat.
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>>73083593
get a lenovo then
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>>73083561
>and got a good job
Is she ready to leave it for at least ten years to have your children and are you ready to support her during that time?

If the answer to either of those is "no" it's best that you act like a man and stop wasting both of your times.
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>i pull women fairly well, not great but not bad
>everyone i seem to get involved with ends up obsessed though

not sure why this is
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>>73083585
finshing uncut raw no condom balls deep inside a qt who loves you unconditionally is bretty gud lad dunno if you've only been with munters or what
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>>73083512
Literally only use 4chan and youtube.
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>>73083637

>i guess he actually thinks blokes cum on stomachs or faces like in pornos. what an autist.

Do you guys actually not do this?
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>>73083637
>cumming in someone without a condom
again, this is quite ordinary. for me at least idk about other relationships.

yeah the pill makes girls go crazy but i can deal with that. getting to spunk a load in the gf's fanny and watch it drip out is worth it every time
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>when you come inside her with a condom but the condom broke
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>it's a match!
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>>73083460
>>73083460
sara was a yes voter
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>>73083649
the pill adversely affects many women. its a pretty potent drug mate. literally stops women ovulating.
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>>73083663

Because you're a charming somewhat sociopathic individual.
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>>73083678
why would i when theres a vagina right fucking there?
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bit weird seeing posts on the internet from 1998/1999 lads
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Reckon I've started to like cars more than women lads

Less drama, more satisfaction
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>>73083593
don't listen to>>73083653

I bought a lenovo and it is complete fucking shit
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>>73083718
link
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>>73083718
link?
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>>73083649
>tfw she's not on the pill but i refuse to fuck her without a johnny
i just pull out when i need to make cumcums
>>73083662
she could do maternity leave and we can leave the kids to a child minder. i only want two anyway and i'm too fussed about kids anyway unless their sons.

like my parents did for me.
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>>73083718
I like it when BBC links to ancient articles
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>>73083732
Archived newsgroups
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>>73083730
got a couple of mates with them and they say they're perfectly fine. thats 3 vs 1.
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sex is disgusting

would never debase myself with such filthy acts
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>>73083758
link
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ought to neck myself
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>>73083573
That's not a city, it's essentially a big truck stop.

They exist only for their restrooms, fuel, cheap food and cheap shitty hotel rooms.
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got 3,000 points on endless lake (that facebook messenger game)
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I'm ready, I'm ready
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dont want a girlfriend and certainly dont want to be fucking a girl more than once (and ESPECIALLY dont want to spend time with a girl ive fucked)

just want prostitutes and one night stands
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post gamefus
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>>73083760
mum and dad have one and it's mediocre
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Why is it that when I cum I'm immediately turned off by the bint I was wanking to?
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>>73083817
all he's looking for is a mediocre laptop so butt out.
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Britain is genuinely so fucking overcrowded

people everywhere, always, so busy

go to a remote Scottish island and there are still people everywhere
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have a large willy but i've never used it haha
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>>73083837
you've completed your biological instinct. anything further regarding women is a social construct and therefore meaningless.
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>>73083837
This also happens when you shag a 'tute but it's 100x worse
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>>73083870
you've never taken a piss?
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Don't buy Lenovo

Chinese government
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>>73083637
>i guess he actually thinks blokes cum on stomachs or faces like in pornos. what an autist.
... I do that all the time...

Good fun, really.
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>>73083903
too late I already have a ChinkPad
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*buys lenovo*
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>>73083903
*plugs his laptop into the socket to draw power generated by Chinese nuclear plants operated by Chinese staff based on UK land*

ah yes, very impressive
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*buys out Lenovo*
*moves production to Mexico*
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might do some streaming on the old twitch
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>>73083870
have a small willy and i use it all the time hahaha
yes inside women ahaha not meself hahahaha
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watching Black Pigeon Speaks haha
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>>73083955
*slaps a huge tarrif on mexican imports*
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>>73083949
nothing to do with Chinese you retard, they just pour money into it
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>>73083903
t. using huawei network device
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did everyone watch him get destroyed in front of a packed out crowd all chanting his name last name haha
>>
>get called an idiot

lmao baited

imagine actually being 15 years old
>>
>>73083983
BUY MY NIGGA
>>
Need an album to listen to while I play FM.
>>
>>73083988
an interesting response...
>>
>>73083983
he had me up until the very moment he started defending genocide
shant be watching him again lest i be put on some list
>>
>>73084010
So glad that sissy hypejob got exposed

scummy scousers throwing litter in the ring should have been shot
>>
>>73084042
plantasia
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glLkoCqvVUE
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>>73084031
I was 15 once
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>>73084010
looks like a pussy hippie, i could take him out no probs
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>>73084006
I'm posting from one right now
Chinkphones are just as good without paying 3 times as much for a logo
>>
>>73084031
>I was only pretending to be retarded
>>
Yes hello I require assistance with my food and beverage
>>
>>73084065
>food and beverages

it shows
>>
>>73084049
when did he do that?
>>
>>73084094
mewling
>>
Another question lads:
How do I get fine pussy in L O N D O N?
Again, I'm fat and ugly.
>>
>>73084055
Been listening to that a lot lately. Want something fresh.
>>
>>73084065
Big unit
>>
My 1 (singular) beer is nearly finished and I've really enjoyed it
May have to go and purchase more
>>
>>73084065
NEED a voluptuous gf
>>
>get ANOTHER free (You) from the lad who called me an idiot

reckon this lad genuinely is 15

he can't let it go and has to have the last word in an online argument

bet he replies to this post as well the little cuck

go on lad, I know you're bursting to
>>
I hate cats
>>
>>73084116
you don't unless you're some middle class twat with a good face
>>
Have just heard the term "minged off"

Bit confused by it given the definition of "minge"
>>
>>73084049
t. happily posts pictures of Cromwell when an Irishman annoys him
>>
whats with muslims and acid attacks anyway? do they all just randomly go around with bottles of acid in their pockets all the time or something?
>>
>>73084171
they use their spit
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>>73084142
i hate you
>>
https://www.change.org/p/rename-wills-memorial-building
>>
squeaking

this isnt a derivation of the 'howling' gimmick

im just squeaking
>>
Front row, jacket tailor made
Crackhead swag with a razorblade
>>
is eating 4 poached eggs a day good for you?
>>
>>73084101
i don't know the exact video but it was in the one where he talked about the yugoslav wars
he literally said something along the lines of the serbs were just making a homeland for their people

>>73084165
that's just banter though
im not literally defending genocide
>>
>>73084049
I watch him for the lols as opposed to any possible insight
>>
>>73084236
Right, you're not defending genocide. You're actively celebrating it.
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what's up me laddies!!!
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>>73083293
he's here
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why do rorkes on fb always have dog profile pics
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Can't believe that a ladyboy is pozzing thailad as I type this. Mental.
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>>73084263
oh fuck off
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>>73084306
To ward off Muslims
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>>73084306
fuck off you cunt my staffie is cute
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>>73084309
delete this
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>>73084308
its the alternative thailad, not the og thailad
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>>73084263
>shitpost on the 'chon that no one with half a braincell could misconstrue as genuine
>celebrating
W E W
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-39194035
What is it with yanks and conspiracy theories
>>
>>73084311
You fuck off, you literal genocidal maniac.
>>
>>73084216
*tosses you a little bit of cheese*
>>
>>73084352
>no no don't you see? it's different when /I/ do it!
>but fuck everyone else that does the exact same thing as me! They're evil terrible people!
>I'm just le banterlord!
>It's different for me!
>>
i dont ever want to eat a dog but i dont understand those arseholes who go on like it's the worst thing in the world when they happily eat pig, cow and chicken

id be annoyed if a 'sheed moaned at me for eating pork so why would I moan at Zhang for eating a dog? mental
>>
How do I train the stupid Yorkshire accent out of my girlfriend?
>>
>>73084311
bender
>>
How do I become part of the liberal elite?
>>
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someone explain the phenomenon of anti-SJWs putting maps of the world behind them
>>
>>73084403
you can take the girl outta yorkshire but you cant take t'yorkshire outta girl
>>
>women's boat race lost in the first stroke
>women's sport
>>
>>73084353
Theyre usually true to be fair to them
>>
>>73084398
My main objections are towards their killing methods, such as bonking them in the head with a stick until they die or boiling them alive
>>
>>73084398
its more to do with the way the dogs are treated and dispatched.
a lot of farm animals dont have it great here but its pale in comparison to chinese dog farms. its a huge reason why people think asians are soulless insects.
>>
>>73084389
aright ill bite the bait
>genocide is wrong
>i can joke about events that happened 400 years ago because humour is an important part of human interaction
>yet i have a problem with someone seriously defending it
>>
>>73084432
>hmm, If I keep the anime posters on the wall up, people won't respect me, what should I replace them with
>oh, I know just the thing
>>
>>73084461
yeah it is grim and i dont think they should be allowed to do it in the west but i dont care if they want to do it in china desu
>>
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>>73084358
>wahhh wahh he made a potato joke
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFy-IAr4K0c

doing a watch
>>
>>73084432
Imagine centering your whole life around being an anti-sjw whilst also being a Brit. Fucking terrifying.
>>
>>73084432
easy way to make it look less bland i suppose
same with bookcases
>>
>>73084485
>>73084492
>It's okay for ME to celebrate genocide but not for THAT GUY
wew
>>
Neighbor had a pig once

Most absurdly obnoxious thing ever. Damn thing lived in the back yard and squealed all the time. I used to wake up to a fat smelly pig screeching at nothing in the middle of the night like some sort of slightly hairy pink banshee. Could even smell the bastard from my back porch, it was like living in a fucking petting zoo.

Then one night somebody opened their gate and that was the last I ever saw of ol' Pinky. Poor girl put up missing pig posters and everything.
>>
>Police have shot dead two pitbull-type dogs after a man and woman were bitten.

lol good
>>
>>73084534
sounds like my ex wife ahahaha ill buy the next round lads
>>
>73084528
shant
>>
>>73084398
carnivore bodies are not optimal for consumption. ethics aside it doesn't make any sense eating dogs or cats cause there would be very little edible meat to get from them as compared to the animals we do regularly consume
>>
ah yes, /vint/
>>
>>73084509
i can imagine something worse
>>
>>73084549
bloody BRILLIANT post here
>>
>>73084211
t. cat
>>
>>73084565
Being Irish
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>>73084509
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>>73084582
>>
Yeah, I figured you geoncide-defenders would eventually realise you'd dug yourselves too deep and give up.
>>
>>73084509
Prince Phillip manages it pretty well


In general the royal family have come up with some great stuff actually

One called the jap emperor a disgusting little yellow wog

phillip called the chinese ambassadors at the handover of hong kong ugly yellow wax-works
>>
why does nobody ever talk about how Irish migration created chavs in Britain
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>>73084142
'sheed

sheeds do dislike cats too right?
>>
business idea: annex a small Gibraltar sized piece of territory from every country in the world
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Pretty upset lads, found out this game i used to play got shutdown last year.
Really wanted to play it again
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plan for tonight then lids?
>>
>>73084592
Can't imagine having so little going on in your life you decide to make videos on the internet moaning about shit that has nothing to do with your existence.
>>
>>73084611
>One called the jap emperor a disgusting little yellow wog
hahah what
>>
>>73084398
I hate chinks eating dogs for the same reason I hate pakis eating meat. They're utterly barbaric in their acquiring and preparing of the meat. "Halal" meat should be criminal.
>>
>>73084509
>center

FOY
>>
>>73084614
>i-it's all irelands fault grrr
the industrial revolution did
>>
business idea: run the trust fund yuppies out of town
>>
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>>73084611
are phil
>>
business idea : becomes a Lord of the Principality of Sealand
>>
>>73084505
need a threesome with them

would probably breed with laci because she's THICC and fertile and has enough milk in those chebs for at least 6 children, and then let Blaire be the nurturing mother instilling conservative values
>>
>>73084667
t. irish
>>
>irish are some of the whitest people in Europe
>are barely considered white

bit lost on this one fellas
>>
>>73084614
Chavs were created by the industrial revolution and the anonymity of big cities.
>>
>>73084625
I just realised my village is larger than Gibraltar
>>
>>73084699
Don't think you have much of a choice as to which one you breed with mate
>>
New:

Yeah I know it's early.

>>73084678
>>73084678
>>
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JUST
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>>73084611
The rest of 'em are bleeding heart lefties tho, it's the humanist education they get.
I wouldn't be surprised if Harry votes Green, and boy George grows up to be a literal communist.

>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/31/prince-charles-tried-stop-afghan-invasion-due-ramadan-new-book/

>Prince Charles tried to stop Afghan invasion due to Ramadan
>>
>>73084714
>village
>over 30,000 people

fuck off
>>
>>73084729
fuck off
>>
>>73084729
not going to risk it
>>
>>73084658
roast din dins
>>73084663
phillip gets away with everything but i think that one was edward or george

He called feminists leeches to their faces, accused aussies of smuggling alcohol back home,

my personal favourite:

>During a visit to an electronics factory in Scotland, Prince Philip saw a messy fuse box and said it looked "as though it was put in by an Indian"
>>
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>>73084693
>"Brazilians live there" (On key problems facing Brazil)
>>
>>73084693
>Brazilians live there
apex kek
>>
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Only did the new because I was misled by the other threads.
>>
if phillip dies doesnt one of his brothers inherit?
>>
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>>73084739
>>
>>73084729

are we actually going in this thread lads?
>>
>>73084848
doxxed
>>
jannied
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA
>>
>>73084729
bang
>>
GIMMIE A J
GIMMIE AN A
GIMMIE AN N
>>
>>73084729
Fucking hell you utter cretinous cunt
>>
>>73084660
hes just jumping on the gravy train
he used to do technology reviews
>>
mister janitor, I presume
>>
ffs
>>
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janny is an actual peado

sick of the cunt
>>
HE IS AMONG US
>>
Janman, the fastest hand on the chan
>>
>JANNY'D
>>
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screaming
>>
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THE
WRATH
OF
JHAN
>>
hopefully he got banned
>>
NO POUNDS, ZERO PENCE
>>
Shrieking
>>
40 bottles of stella for £20 at tescos, worth it?

https://www.tesco.com/groceries/ProductBuylist/default.aspx?id=G00025235
>>
>>73085178
>>73085178
>>
TQD they know who's in charge
>>
>>73085180
>>73085180
>>73085180
NU
>>
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>>73085171
JHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>73085191
>JANNY'D
>>
>>73085191
H-HE'S SO FAST!
>>
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>>73085183
>>
going to heem janny
>>
>>73085203
>JANNY'D
>>
>>73085191
J&
>>
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>>73085191

MEDIOCRE
>>
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>Error: Specified thread does not exist.
>>
does Ireland have a middle class too or is it all like pikeys and Middlesbrough
>>
unstoppable
>>
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>>73084729
>>73085191
>>73085203
>>
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How can we compete with one who has done his craft for time immemorial
>>
*accuses you of being the Jannymonster*
>>
J
A
N
N
O
>>
devon
>>
why is social mobility so fucking awful in england?

because there are like 2 unis that people respect and if your daddy didnt have connections your fucked?
>>
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get in my van
>>
Look lads
He posted it again
How original
>>
>>73085250
we don't have a working class unlike you subhumans
>>
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>>73084565
As opposed to British ones?
>Coorrrrrrr blimey rodney didn' you har abou those muzzie lads dowun at parliament?!?
>*wipes gaping jew nose* DELLLL. You can't stay that they ar a people of culchar un peace!
>Leav it out rodney, thos muzzies been at our throat since we anglish thought ramadam was a curry! They got tha go!
>>
Limitations on social mobility are a myth 2bh

You can identify the soft cunts when they complain about having to work for success
>>
>>73085280
yes
>>
>>73085280
>why is social mobility so fucking awful in england?
yeah unlike yankistan right mate?
>>
bought a 2 bed flat in Castlebar
>>
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Hmm... interesting
>>
I bullied the janny in secondary school and kicked his mate in the teeth AMA
>>
>>73084729
>>73085191
>>73085203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtblCZQXRsA
>>
>>73085280
More complicated

russell group unis are respected, then there are oxbridge- cambridge is for people on the spectrum oxford is for successful people .

What are not respected are ex-polys and apprenticeships, low class stuff
>>
>>73085320
???
>>
>>73085348
>>73085348
>>73085348
>>
>>73085349
>>73085349
>>73085349
>>73085349
>>73085349
OLD
>>
>>73085320
did laugh at this but it was mean spirited
>>
>>73085359
>>73085366
hmm
>>
>>73085329
um yes? social mobility is significantly better in the US you fucking mong and statistics agree
>>
>>73085359
BAM
>>
(((statistics)))

good goyim just like your foreskin your dedication is tribute
>>
never even heard of the term 'Pikey' until Snatch

even now its definition seems fuzzy. I've heard it used in reference to general lower class people and not just travellers or random vagabonds
>>
>>73083797
>That's not a city, it's essentially a big truck stop.
Apart from your downtown areas, that IS your cities.
>>
>>73085508
heard it quite a lot
just thought it meant gypsys
>>
>>73084660
He's a fucking loser.
>>
is there any difference between pikeys and regular irish? I literally saw a gang of the cunts racing horses and carts down the road last weekend.
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