Redpill me on Greenland /int/

>>73073685
Rightful Inuit clay.

>>73073685
It's not green.

Horrendous suicide rate which leaves the assumption that it's terribly depressing.
>According to government reports, between 1/4 and 1/5 ofGreenlandersattempt to kill themselves at some point in their lifetime.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_in_Greenland?wprov=sfla1

>>73074464
I'd feel right at home!

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Used to be a pretty common poster here, don't know what happened. Other then that it's becoming quite modern pretty fast. I don't know if it will become independent from Denmark, is there oil there?

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>>73073685
You forgot the part where 50% of their GDP is grants from Denmark.

But hey, atleast they keep the muslims in check in the ghettos.

Should just build a big-ass airport along the atlantic current and turn the whole place into an inuit-culture-tourism-for-rich-people. Inuit culture will give them something to occupy themselves with instead of drinking and killimg themselves, and Idiots will probally pay good money to ride on a sled carried by doggos.

Also, my tendies-provider (Mom) get's all the cases from greenland on her job (law something), so she's gone there a few times, I can tell stories if you're interested.

>>73073685
>flag rendered onto thumbs up meme guy
Wow, where can I find the 3D model for this?

>>73074854
Tell the tales

>>73074854
I am listening

>>73074911
It's called "Picardia" or "strawbwll man". Try these on Google unless anybody else here posts a link.

>>73074985
Alright, so there's only 1 super market in Greenland, and it's barely a super market and my mom got a call from her friend that she should buy some stupid limited edtion vase which was sold out on the mainland, so she went into the supermarket and looked around until she found a group of inuit children sitting on the ice cold floor infront a TV store watching whatever was on, with an black-out-drunk inuit parent in the corner lying in a pool of alcohol. She left quickly.

Then she went to the harbour to enjoy some seafood lunch, but she couldn't keep concentrated because of the sound of parents hitting their kids and the kids then crying. She called home and it was super sad to hear her brawling.

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>>73074911
Just use pic related

>>73074854
Tell us.

>>73074647
Apparently there is but currently most of it is not being exploited.

>>73075268
Well, alcohol fucks them up pretty bad. Heroin tier drug for them 2bh

>>73074647
I think there were two posters from there actually. A regular anon (or maybe that too is isac) and isac. You can still see isacs posts every once in a while, he is a decent poster desu.

>>73075289
That´s not a 3D model though, I assumed the OP pic was made with the 3D model since it looked so good.