The legend edition
wtf?
DMPFT DID NOT WIN
what he doin
>tfw my father and his coworker set up a date for me and his daughter
Is this what an arranged marriage feels like?
>>73066957
He's a sick man. A SICK DERANGED MAN.
Why does everyone have a therapist these days?
just realized stephen king has FAS
hmmmm
>Mexicans aren't white
nth for #Drumpf2020
>>73066957
He was okay, I suppose. I much rather prefer Edgar Allan Poe over this talentless hack however.
>>73066997
is she a qt?
Post some more music like ajj
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3xlwhku6Ss8
>>73067023
I don't know. I've never met her.
>>73067009
because we are melting our brains with internet and smartphones making us all want to fucking kill ourselves
>>73066996
>>73066997
DON'T
CALL
>I much rather prefer Edgar Allan Poe over this talentless hack however.
>>73066997
lmao @ your life getting a spinster pawned off on your sociopath ass
>>73067031
>i-it was a joke crying-wojack.jpg
>>73067031
>it was a joke shill
kek
>>73067014
Those are men
>get a date arranged
>she's insufferable
what happens next
>>73067009
Because they have enough money to pay for people to help them be maximially functional psychologically
Those of us that aren't big on feelings are going to continue to just go on
>Girl I know has spent years writing some shitty fiction novel, Its getting published and shes so excited it's going on amazon
Literally nobody will ever buy it except her friends and family. I feel bad desu but not enough to buy a copy.
>>73067031
Hot
>>73067085
you marry and impregnate her and look forward to your retirement in 40 years.
I am scared of talking to girls hehe
emily
>>73067085
you dont arrange another date
If white people have it so good then why are there so many that are depressed?
>>73067100
>I feel bad desu but not enough to buy a copy.
>>73067067
But she's younger than me (or at least my father tells me she is).
never going to ask a girl out ever because then i can't get rejected
people i hate:
most women
most men
people who have casual sex
people who have excessive recreational sex
rich kids
wage workers
prostitutes
tobacco smokers
alcoholics
drug addicts
selfish people
loyal people
disloyal people
hedonists
happy people
divorcees who remarry
adulterers
widows/widowers who dont remarry a widow/widower
ideologues and sophists
most politicians
men with excessive libidos
people who live for others respect
people who depend on others in any way to boost their ego
atheists
gnostic theists
narcissists
vain people, especially men
people who listen to certain music to fit in with others
insecure people
violent criminals
anyone into fashion
people who dont cathartically look at gore
>put up post its all over bedroom mirror
>huge plan to get motivated and live optimally
>day 1: exercise hard, do brain training, get some novel writing done, do drugs and abandon plan
>I posted too early and fucked up my Slav roleplay
I ruined it. I had a nice story too.
>>73067165
I'm probably a lot of those things
>greentexting
Kill yourselves.
>>73067165
So you hate 99.9999999999999% of all people?
>>73067165
What about yourself?
tfw actually managed to get some work done today
Is it normal to love your family only and not any one else?
You're suppose to dip the whole pizza in your dipping sauce not just the crust. People who say otherwise don't know shit about eating pizza FACT
>>73067210
what'd you do
>>73067213
that's what i do and i'm not normal so no it is not normal
>>73067213
>tfw I don't really love my family in the first place
>>73067216
>dipping pizza in sauce
k y s
>>73067100
BUY A COPY
>>73067133
We have a huge problem with pride/narcissism in today's society. People don't live up to the standards they have put in them by society, they get depressed.
>>73067216
this
>>73067217
Some uni homework
Better than normal since I usually get nothing done on Saturdays
I have only one "friend" that I hate and met at a psych ward lol.
>>73067216
better be garlic butter sauce your dipping
>>73067259
Obviously. Ranch is for fags.
>>73067253
what were you put in there for?
>>73067253
I spent a week in one myself, though have more friends I just push away
Let's be psych ward bros.
I've been using the same disposable bic razor for 5 years
ama
>>73067267
Garlic'sauce is so good
>>73067253
Please don't sexualize tomoko
masturbated so much today that i didnt cum after the 2nd time
>>73067253
is this what anime is all about
>>73067279
How's the 12th grade going
Pineapples, ketchup, and ranch all belongs on pizza.
Separately of course, but I guess you could make the case for pineapple and ranch together.
philadelphia was a mistake
>How's the 12th grade going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiHYWzuC6pc
>>73067268
Suicide attempts
>>73067278
Of course. What did they get you for?
>>73067305
>ketchup on pizza
die
>dipping your pizza crust in anything but marinara sauce
>>73067305
the only things that belongs on a pizza are: meat, cheese, pizza sauce, and grease
think ill order a pizza now
What are some good sites for downloading books and articles? Need something for a research paper
>>73067333
his facial expressions aren't very sincere
did you know that people who start shaving earlier are more likely to go bald?
>>73067346
>dipping your pizza sauce in pizza sauce
>>73067305
Subhuman
>>73067333
babies are actually cute
>>73067300
im 25 and have mighty beard genes. razors last forever
G A R L I C S A U C E M A S T E R R A C E
>>73067368
>>73067376
>crusts
>having sauce
>>73067368
bookzz org for books
got my first pubes when i was 9
>>73067335
I got real high and told my stepmom about my plan to kill myself
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/violence-breaks-out-as-protesters-clash-in-nathan-phillips-square-1.4051336
Gonna join the Soldiers of Odin
>he doesn't get his crusted stuffed
>tfw can't blow off the arranged date because they've already made reservations at a restaurant
The place better have booze
>>73067394
dumb cunt
>>73067400
thanks qt
why is it so easy
I was a heroin addict for almost 6 years but I havent used in almost 2 years and i feel so mmuch better now and im actually quite proud of myself. just thought id blogpost that
>>73067390
This
Pray for america
>>73067406
Was it a noose, knife, pills, or jumping?
>>73067456
Why didn't you listen to your teachers when they told you drugs aren't cool?
>make reservations
>don't show up
>>73067430
>not feeling anxious and excited to breed
stop being such a fag
>>73067413
They make the pizza too thin to save money when you order stuffed crust because pizza makers are jews
Only friends with one gay person, he says he wanted Trump to win
>dont make reservations
>show up
>>73067295
>so much
>2nd time
>>73067456
Damn man.
>>73067475
wait the pepe in this gif is holding his finger above his lip
I thought he just had a really long, thin nose
>>73067475
I may be an asshole but I don't want to embarrass the girl by not showing up at all.
>>73067486
Why would I be anxious?
>>73067501
>get turned away
>>73067501
DEVLISH
>not dipping your crusts in olive oil
>American opinions on Pizza
>>73067512
>turn around 360 degrees and stay anyway
>>73067511
be polite, give her a kiss or something at the end and then never talk to her again
do not pump and dump her and humiliate your father and his friend
>>73067528
What the fuck is he doing
>I don't drink tapwater
>>73067528
We created it, so yeah.
Guys my lil brother left for a fucking competition or some shit I miss him.
>make reservations
>show up
>drink a single glass of water and leave
>>73067548
Analyzing
>>73067554
u miss his dik
>>73067541
>do not pump and dump her and humiliate your father and his friend
If your father would be humiliated by that he's basically a second mom
>>73067528
>Canadian opinions on pizza while you have a major chain called Boston Pizza when Boston isn't even known for pizza
>>73067541
I know how to handle dates, anon. This isn't my first date.
>I consume flouride
>>73067561
you forgot about the complimentary bread
>>73067581
Blame Alberta for that
>>73067581
>this isn't my first date
GET OUT
>tfw no gf
>>73067549
I don't, it tastes funny.
>>73067583
Please remove this image, my wife's son browses this board and he does not know about nipples yet
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ehFHGrG60GQ
I met a black girl wearing a large Ankh today
I made no comment but internally I had a chuckle even though I don't really think she believes we wuz kangs
>>73067635
She does. Trust me. I work with one that has an ankh.
Why can't we buy everything?
>>73067635
Should've whispered "Stay woke" to her.
>>73067573
>oh yeah my sons a great guy blah blah
>really? my daughter is single and hasnt had so much luck with men
>oh really lets arrange a date
>girl gets tossed
woops
>>73067675
Why can't I buy the rights to your thoughts?
>>73067669
>>73067635
They unironically believe they are kings, my ex gf took this photo herself
>>73067692
You should be able to t b h
>tfw I knew a black girl who said she wished there were "all black universities" like they'd be a good thing
>Lana Wachowski (formerly Laurence "Larry" Wachowski, born June 21, 1965)[4] and Lilly Wachowski (formerly Andrew Paul "Andy" Wachowski, born December 29, 1967)[5] are American film directors, screenwriters, and producers.[6] They are siblings, and are both trans women
JUST
>>73067692
Because they're worthless.
>go to restaurant
>need to us the bathroom
>sign says wash hands for 5 seconds
>wash hands in just 4.97 seconds
I should get free healt care and education
>>73067010
Maybe that's why he can't write for shit
>>73067718
But there are.
>>73067718
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Carolina_Agricultural_and_Technical_State_University
>>73067731
I'd say come to Canada but I hate Mexicans that are actually from Mexico
>>73067718
>universities consisting entirely of liberal arts/communications majors
hmm
>>73067731
Don't listen to that rude guy Mexicans are bro tier
I'm gonna wake up at 5 to do some exercises. And I'll make that my routine.
>>73067718
does she not know about HBCUs?
>>73067752
>mfw my brother her girlsfriend their son and my mom are planing to move to canada
>>73067752
>that are actually from Mexico
CHI
>>73067694
>double Eye of Horus
What did they mean by this
>>73067814
Lol I'm an immigrant too I still can dislike mexicans if I want to.
I definitely need to start going outside more often
>>73067834
Denzel James is double woke
At least my father is paying for the date and I won't have to waste any of my own money.
>>73067855
hot and bright
3/10 very overrated
>Maxed out my IRA
>Contributing 8% to 401k
>Pension
I can't wait until retirement
>>73067855
and do what
>>73067855
Yeah man think about all that time the days go by the chance of you dying tomorrow in your sleep.
>>73067896
>I can't wait until retirement
normies in a nutshell desu
>>73067898
I dunno
but I feel like Im spending too much of my time inside
>>73067920
Go for a walk
>tfw pretty much my entire life is arranged by my family but I'm too lazy to have any ambitions of my own so I'm going along with it
>>73067896
>IRA
>>73067920
Start going to a gym.
>>73067938
the sun's going down
maybe tomorrow
>be normoid
>retire at 65
>die of cancer, heart disease or a broken hip infection a year later
>>73067957
It's 7:18 here, so it's 6:18 in California. I doubt the sun's already going down.
>>73067957
Evening walks are better. Less people around to see you
>>73067952
>great-grandparents were Irish
>grandparents and mom never got their citizenship
>tfw can't get it because of them
>>73067953
>I need to go outside more
>go inside a gym
>>73067971
it is, Im looking right at the San mateo mountains
>>73067973
there's wildlife out in the woods
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yGfhHQ9wDsY
https://www.strawpoll.me/12656949
>>73068001
That's why you carry a knife
Hey /cum/ hows it going?
>>73068018
all I have is a box cutter
>>73068017
???
>>73068022
bad
>>73068001
Just stand in front of your home and watch the sunset with a gun cuz you're american right?
>>73068034
Get knife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDhnQr3yHWs
>>73067966
I'm hoping to retire at 62
>>73068034
buy a gun
https://www.strawpoll.me/12656968
>>73068079
>wait 3 days to get a gun so I can go hiking
Being smarter than everyone is suffering
>>73068094
>>73068094
lets be honest its not like your probably gonna go hiking in the next three days anyway
>>73068122
why not?
I'll even take a pic of it tomorrow
https://www.strawpoll.me/12656978
>>73067470
Noose
I probably wouldn't have done it. Not unless I had a gun
Man you meet interesting people in psych wards
https://www.strawpoll.me/12656989
my favorite youtubers:
sargonofakkad
paul joseph watson
shoeonhead
thunderf00t
milo yiannopoulos
the amazing atheist
naked ape
1791L
lauren southern
STAHP POSTING POLLS
Giving citizenship to micks was a mistake.
>>73068194
rorke
http://www.strawpoll.me/12656993
Asuka a shit
>>73068220
i've never heard of either of these people
leggy slags
>>73068242
i have a couple theories about why there are more faggots than ever on this site
1. the fag board gave a safe haven to these subhumans and their numbers increased
2. reddit saturation is at an all time high, which means faggots are at an all time high
3. socially retarded virgins who have been here for years have become desensitized to fagshit, and due to desperation and loneliness have turned into homos
the bottom line is, there are too many faggots and faggots in denial (trap/tranny scum) on this site now
>>73068239
this
>>73068246
this is all i've got
>>73068266
more of a qt than a slag
>>73068257
what an infuriating image
you just know it was made by some ugly little faggot redditor who kekposts on /pol/ unironically
>2-2
god dammit /cum/
Very chill album. Would like to hear something similar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWdNiGS1Qtw&t=5s
Thank you Brazil.
>>73068239
Not wrong
>>73068261
traps are not gay
gf just faxed me this
the gf
>>73068315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U8TjDsnVcE
>>73068347
kys
>>73068349
why is she sending you photos of emily
>Australians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1Q2wqsLOUk
lol so true
>>73068369
because
>>73068296
(You) are the redditor here friend
>(You) are the redditor here friend
Fedoraposting PA guy is the best poster here
>Asuka beating Rei
You're all redditors
>>(You) are the redditor here friend
thanks
>>73068315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=221XalBTyKw
>>73068368
no u
>>73068450
you forgot your proxy man
>Reifags
Rei is objectively the superior choice
>gayfags
hi friends
>>73068426
>>73068094
>>73068001
>>73067979
>>73067966
>>73067913
>>73067943
>>73067896
>>73067834
>>73067822
>>73067814
>>73067771
>>73067729
>>73067714
>>73067718
>>73067686
>>73067602
>>73067583
>>73067573
>>73067561
>>73067549
>>73067540
>>73067528
>>73067524
>>73067512
>>73067503
>>73067501
>>73067486
>>73067475
>>73067430
>>73067413
>>73067395
>>73067376
>>73067346
>>73067341
>>73067322
>>73067236
>>73067228
Kys greentexting bitch
>>73067197
Good post
>>73067176
>>73067137
>>73067100
>>73067085
>>73067076
>>73067069
>>73067057
>>73067014
>>73066997
Kys you greentexting bitch
>only 2 (you)'s
damn, gotta step my game up
Hello everybody. Yesterday I ate ants on a log. Twas delicious and also nutritious.
I hope the housing bubble bursts right before I move out of my parents' house
>>73068567
literally cannot wait to be a father a feed them cute shit like this
>canadians mad that some people from quebec drew their flag on some reddit meme joke
wow i really hate you all
>>73068180
Yeah you do but it still sucks because they aren't looking to make friends
>>73068554
I got 6, including the 'good post' post. gg
My diet consists solely of take out
Oh good lord christ goddamn
My stomach just inexplicably started hurting incredibly badly
I'm dying
>>73068631
Yup. I've had Five Guys and Papa John's as my 2 meals today.
>>73068631
>>73068654
Is that normal for NA?
I cook at home all the time desu.
My diet consists solely of SHIT
I LIKE TO EAT SHIT
>>73068631
>>73068654
seek help
>>73068683
t. pooman
all me you guys
>>73068674
>>73068689
Fuck you I eat what I want. If it doesn't come in a brown paper bag or box it's not food.
>>73068674
I just eat cereal bagels cucumbers and icecream
to smart too cook desu
>>73066957
Had Neapolitan pizza for dinner, what'd you guys have?
I feel like every girl I look at on the street knows that I am thinking about fucking them.
>>73068736
cooking is for women and gays
>>73068751
I get that feeling sometimes too. That's just egocentrism creeping back into you
>>73068749
'a 'e 'i 'o 'u ('y)
>>73068749
A quarter pounder, a junior chicken, fries and Mcdouble coffee
>>73068749
Indian meatballs, larger meatballs cooked in a curry sauce with apple and onion.
>>73068683
excellent post
found footkraut
>>73043806
>>73068708
t. Jaime
>>73068749
about to eat a tony's pizza
>>73068789
don't like that guy 2bh
>>73068789
I was posting in that thread too last night before I went to sleep.
>>73068817
shouldn't you hate china? don't see any hate from taiwanese flag in that thread
>>73068857
I can still see my posts there but there are actually a few posts by Germany which I cannot see. A pic of that _Sao girl from Sina Weibo.
I like China but my gf hates China/ 99% of Chinese people. Kind of cute.
>>73068942
Don't you guys consider yourself Chinese?
Taiwan is the true China
I hope for the day when the Republic of China takes back the mainland
>>73068984
t. xiang
>>73068981
The government considers itself to be the true China but calling a Taiwanese person "Chinese" means to them that you're implying that they're part of the PRC and not an independent country.
t. I had a Taiwanese friend
>>73068989
Fuck off, stupid CHI.
>>73069009
So is Taiwan the Quebec of China?
>>73069038
No Quebec is actually apart of Canada whereas Taiwan isn't apart of the PRC
>>73069051
free us from this evil
>I have to drive all the way over to sonoma state university for an orientation
for fucks sake
>>73069059
Non je déteste les Québécois
>>73069089
lol what for
>>73069051
>Quebec is actually apart of Canada
Says who!
>>73069059
Soon.
>>73068775
>Mcdouble Coffee
What is this? Like 2 sugar and and creamer, or they throw decaf into a blender with 2 patties, American cheese, ketchup, and bread? I typically have Dutch Brothers or Starbucks
>>73069098
Mostly just because that one Quebec poster is such a shitter
>>73069131
are you talking about the tennis player poster? he's an anglo in denial by the way
>>73069131
You mean the mulatto?
>>73069156
He's talking about the commie mulatto
dadwffrsfgbe
>>73069191
what did he mean by this?
>>73069182
11 hours till i leave fuug
might post under under a hungarian flag for few days
>>73069178
Yes
>>73069207
ah sorry for (you)a forgot to remove the post number
>>73069157
Why'd the give it such a weird spelling?
>>73069206
>>73069231
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaime
Because Jamie is the feminine spelling
>>73068789
the jap poster in that thread won't stop shitting on canadian health care. what do?
>>73067844
You don't need to be an immigrant to dislike Mexicans. It's an inalienable human right to dislike them
>>73069075
What are you going to be studying bud
>>73068981
I;m not Taiwanese or Chinese
Most people here are ethnic Chinese (duh) so it wouldn't be incorrect to call them """"Chinese""""" but it depends on the context.
>>73069287
get sk proxy
>one of the few Californians I have on Facebook got BEAN'D
>>73069282
That's actually messed up, why would they give you the female version?
>>73069309
Are you a gweilo?
>>73069309
thanks imma going to call the next taiwanese person i see chinese
>>73069287
theres no such thing as canadian healthcare its regulated at the provincial level and you can alqays go private like an american
>>73069287
Join him to trigger other Canadians
>>73069332
Jaime is the masculine version tho
>>73069339
yeah
>>73069342
go for it
>>73069380
How'd you end up living in Taiwan?
Thanks for the support, I told off that idiot nip >>73069417
The power rangers movie was so so so bad.
Specially since the directors last name is israelite.
really makes one think
>>73069331
UH OH YOU FRICCIN MORON
>>73069182
well i hate communism
>>73069463
good man
>>73069454
It was pretty obvious it was going to be shit man
>>73069463
God Bless
>>73069414
China*
My mom and sister won't stop screaming at each other...
>>73069454
I remember we watched some movie about illegal immigrants coming to America and the mexicans come over the rio grande one a raft with a star of david painted on it
I looked up the director and he turned out to be a mexican jew
Really makes you think
>>73069414
Like 90% of other foreigners living here, I do what you'd expect. EFL is shitty af but the quality of life is good. Taiwan specifically is incredibly cheap to boot so even tho I make less than $2000 usd/ month, I'm still able to save a respectable amount.
>>73069519
How hard would you say learning Mandarin is for a gweilo?
>>73069539
I thought the island chinks speak Cantonese
>>73069560
I'm not really sure which it is I just googled it and it said Mandarin