>French will defend this

French baguettes are alright.

>Americans will become enraged at a piece of bread

>Americans will shove it up

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Who /black rye/ master race here?

>>73058211
I literally eat one of these everyday

>>73058256
they become hard like stone after 24 h though

I don't get it.

French bread is great when buttered, toasted, and dipped into hot chocolate.

>>73058211
>france
>defending

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>>73058374
>dipped into hot chocolate
like do you mean dipping the entire bread into hot chocolate or using hot chocolate as a dip and dipping part of the bread before every bite?

>>73058468
The 2nd of course.
Dipping the entire thing would make it all soggy.
Then it'll cool off and your toast is now wet and cold.

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>>73058374
You probably eat your cheap rip-off of baguette

>>73058211
but what's wrong wit bic related it's the typicall bread every one buy

>>73058686
>implying any of us know the difference if any at all
>implying any of us care

>>73058756
i'm just saying you're not eating baguette
you look little butthurt

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If you call it anything other than "Chocolatine" or "Chocopain", you're a fucking savage who needs to be offed immediately.

>>73058686
Is there really that big of a difference? There's a "French Bakery" near me run by a lady who's actually from France, so if there's a big difference I could check it out.

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>>73058735
not really

your cunt does it because it was a french colony

most people in the balkans eat pic related or other french rolls

most US/UK and other anglos get sliced bread with which you can make toast

>>73058992
i found this
http://maison-parisienne.com/breakfast/french-bread-american-style/

>>73058899
>chocopain
never heard of this before

also it's pain of chocolat you fucking heretic

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Of course we will. I eat like an entire one each day. It's a bread that goes with everything. I eat it toasted with jam in the morning, with ham, cheese, and vegetables at lunch, with nothing on the way back from the bakery in the afternoon, and then with some cheese at dinner.

That baguette looks like shit you'd buy at the supermarket, by the way. Eat real baguette.

>eating bread
lmfao

>>73058211
This is not a baguette.

>>73059247
it's like the shit bread they gave us in school lol

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>>73059228
>2017
>eating

how long until we just drink soylent and get rid of the concept of food

>>73059296
this

>>73059296
>2017
>Drinking soylent
>Not eating plants and sucking on cow's tits

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>>73059228
>tfw I know white bread is terrible for a /fit/ diet
>even wholewheat bread isn't that great
>but I just can't give up the baguette

>>73058211
Ciabatta is better.

Fight me, Frogs.

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>>73059296
Would that be available in green bottles?

I am so sick of Anglo/Western culture.

>sliced budget white bread
>shitty tea, likely with added flavouring
>no real cuisine

I get so sick of eating sausages and eggs desu

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>>73060044
in 5 years I guess :^)


>>73059401
>>73059329
>>73059296

there's actually a madlad that tried eating soylent for a month https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8NCigh54jg

can't be fucked to watch it all but I'm guessing that he gets the runs from only ingesting liquid

>>73058361
that's just because you buy some industrial shit

proper bread can stay ok for more than 2 weeks

>>73061247
where the fuck do you buy your bread ?
the most classic bread i buy for like 70 cents stay good for 3-4 days max then it's fucking shit

>>73061537
>70 cents bread
xD

>>73061577
what's wrong ?

>>73061742
>>73061537
Une bonne baguette, c'est au moins 1€, voir 1€20.

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>>73058211

>I don't rate baguettes

A good baguette is 80 cents (1,20 for parisians)

>>73061856
Ça c'est parce que t'es un parigot et que tu paie tout un tiers plus cher.
Ici une baguette normale c'est 0,70, flûte 0,80...

>>73058385
delet, West Midlands.

>>73062352
tourangeau tu paies combien le pain chez toi

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>>73061537
I bake it myself. Such bread can easily last 2 weeks. Of course, it's also much heavier.

Industrial bread dries in 2or 3 days because there's way too much air in it. Though you can still easily find industrial bread that lasts a week if you buy more rustic stuff like pic related.

>>73058893

This kind of shit flinging is why Americans don't care about foreign cultures.

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>>73062429
Je vis encore chez mes parents (>csq) et je vais jamais acheter le pain, juste le journal, Varois.

mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6N-YmGuiGw

>>73062443
ah mais tu ne parles plus de baguette aussi. Les autres pains durent bien plus longtemps que les baguettes

>>73061537
Go buy bread from an actual baker, you know a guy who gets up at 3 every day and starts making dough. Real bread lasts a week easily, bread with a lot of rye even longer.

What you eat is garbage and E numbers.

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>>73058211
I once ordered a "hot dog" in Paris. It was this giant baguette with like three sausages shoved in and dijon mustard. Shit was so cash, it was filling and the mustard was just spicy enough.

UNTIL I GOT TO THE LAST BITES. ALL TEH FUCKING MUSTARD HAD SLID DOWN TO THE BUTTOM AND EVERY BITE I TOOK BURNED MY NOSE. I HAD TO THROW AWAY HALF OF THE FUCKING BAGUETTE TO SAVE MY NOSE.

FUCK YOU FRANCE, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS. I WILL MAKE THE ST. BARTHOLOMEW DAY MASSACRE LOOK LIKE A FUCKING JOKE.

agriculture was a mistake

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>>73058211
>French will EAT this
hon hon hon
fixed that for u' m8

>>73058211
We call it "francuz" in my region. Just saying "francuz" in a bakery gets you set
It means "Frenchman"

>>73062769
I was talking about average baguettes though

>>73062770
you can only blame yourself you tulipnigger

>>73062472
qui achète encore le journal aujourd'hui ?

>>73061932
Are you serious? In America it's like 2-3 dollars for a baguette.

>>73060384

I lived off of Soylent for a couple of months. You pretty much just don't shit.

>>73058211
this is not a real french baguette

>>73059216
t. Fat fuck

>>73065340
>an american calling anybody a fat fuck
lmao

also he's not the only one. I eat like half of a baguette a day. This is not uncommon here

>>73058211
>baguette
no I only eat chocolatine

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>>73060384

based soylent