dlete this now
rgiaehutg
camera's ready prepare to flash
need a bf
>>73049293
anybody erect or at least slightly turgid?
feelin fine
literally get a semi every time Josie's name is mentioned
how does it feel that you have way more in common with yanks than youd like to admit?
>just clocked off from work
>finally the weekend
Might get drunk and have a fight later to celebrate
>>73049375
josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie josie
>>73049293
*urge to club building*
>>73049374
something something
bucks is the funniest /brit/ poster desu none of you other tryhards come close
>>73049390
'nce
>>73048929
austrian paratrooper boots
black jeans
black tshirt
i am the most effay itt
>>73049399
willy just exploded
>>73049416
>Reddit flags
got to work with the cute gay boy in class as my lab partner and I'm a bit miffed I didn't try and get his number
Best I did was make him laugh
>>73049390
REQUIRE A SIGNIFICANT OTHER OF THAT RACE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA5eik90CKE
Getting ready to settle in for a Saturday night on the 'chon lads.
*burps*
pardon me for being so rude it was not me it was my food
it just popped up to say hello and now its gone back down below
>>73049449
pics
im gay
im sexually fluid
>>73049481
haha *pushes you over into a ditch*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNlSqA5V6fA
choon
>>73049344
>>73049449
>>73049483
Gonna be a great day when you round you lot up and put you all in camps :-)))
>>73049516
*uses tip assist and rights myself*
>>73049449
this is the natural symbiosis of a relationship. you will provide the laughs, intelligence, money, etc., he will provide the hotness.
you guys are gonna be so happy together
>>73049533
rude
i'm not a robot
bump
dont let the thread die
I'm british but i identify as demi-irish
found a bunch of my old comics that i used to draw as a kid
had a series called "stickman: the secret agent" where i did loads of comics about a spy called stickman
just read through them all for the bantz
/blog
>>73049526
MY CONTINUED WELL BEING NECESSITATES HAVING A FEMALE LIFE PARTNER OF THE SAME HERITAGE
need a bf
dont care
I got a message and tonight I'm gonna send it
how do I position my blinds so that my neighbours above can't see in? 2nd one right?
>>73049548
*violently penetrates you*
>>73049581
dying
>>73049533
Why? I'm not gay, I want a bf
>>73049533
never ever
>tfw don't have a degree or any experience
What should I say on my cv? Really want this job.
what are your pronouns lads?
>>73049627
hot
>>73049581
>this lad is probably itt
>>73049624
>>73049676
that pics ancient u eejits
>>73049676
the image is many years old, newcunt
>>73049603
depends where you are in the room
How do I get a BT mobile sim advert gf?
>>73049533
Hello bigot
feel like utter shite today after last night's shenanigans
>>73049562
i don't wanna speak for anyone else here, but at this point i think even /pol/ is just going through the motions on this whole gay thing, no one cares anymore and it's just pathetic to hear people trying to keep the anti-fag spirit alive.
just, get the fuck over it.
Why didn't we just tell the chinese 'ands off like we did with spain and the argies?
>>73049728
did you get a bit wonky
>>73049581
hey I have that mouse
and those speakers
and a similar body
>>73049651
she, her and hers
not happy at all
I drink blueberry juice and pretend it's wine :3
>>73049449
ask for his number next time
i reckon if i was gay i wouldn't be an incel, blokes are very easy to talk to
>>73049744
hot
>>73049732
Because it was only on a 100 year loan. Brits are men of their word and we gave it back.
Which boards have been combined? cba checking them all and only seen pol so far
>>73049533
cannae wait for the muslims to turn on all the gay and feminist groups in Europe that support them
Watching them be stripped of all their "rights" will be funny
>>73049732
>Aberdeen
thoughts on Northern Ireland lads?
>>73049780
should have did a referendum
>>73049732
china would have done a war on it
>>73049801
No such thing
>>73049738
had some drinks, did some coke and danced for about 4 hours straight
>>73049823
Yeah I guess it's all just the United Kingdom really
>>73049811
See: >>73049817
China is not Argentina or Spain. And it's not worth fighting them especially when you don't have the moral high ground.
>>73049732
>>73049780
Hong Kong Island itself was leased in perpetuity. It was the mainland that was only for a 100 years.
The saving face excuse is that we gave it up because it would have been impossible to get get water into the island from the mainland without Chinese support.
In reality it was because Britain was a dying country,
Girl I'm currently talking to has this weird thing where she'll send me snapchats of her with her top up showing her bra but literally never get actual nudes off her
Bit odd
>>73049873
why is she upside down?
>Margaret Thatcher, in discussion with Deng Xiaoping, reiterated the validity of an extension of the lease of Hong Kong territory, particularly in light of binding treaties, including the Treaty of Nanking in 1842, the Convention of Peking in 1856, and the Convention for the Extension of Hong Kong Territory signed in 1890.
>In response, Deng Xiaoping cited clearly the lack of room for compromise on the question of sovereignty over Hong Kong; the PRC, as the successor of Qing Dynasty and the Republic of China on the mainland, would recover the entirety of the New Territories, Kowloon and Hong Kong Island. China considered treaties about Hong Kong as unequal and ultimately refused to accept any outcome that would indicate permanent loss of sovereignty over Hong Kong's area, whatever wording the former treaties had.[11]
>During talks with Thatcher, China planned to invade and seize Hong Kong if the negotiations set off unrest in the colony. Thatcher later said that Deng told her bluntly that China could easily take Hong Kong by force, stating that "I could walk in and take the whole lot this afternoon", to which she replied that "there is nothing I could do to stop you, but the eyes of the world would now know what China is like".[12]
thats the wiki on it
>>73049873
probably because she expects you instantly show them to mongs like us
>>73049899
Umm some people are born upside down you fucking bigot
>>73049764
cute
>>73049449
bet you're pretend gay for the attention
case in point: this post
FOY
>>73049873
Specifically rotated this and everything but it didn't work
Fucking useless
>>73049873
screenshot images and then post the screenshot for iphones lad
>>73049831
that was very degenerate of you
>>73049651
James
Jam
Jim
business idea: pour brake fluid on your car paint
>>73049899
She's aussie
>>73049867
>>73049849
should have asked the people who they wanted to be a part of
if they say uk then we have moral high ground
that gives us all the allies of almost everyone especially neighbour countries who hate china
>>73049873
Burger nips
>>73049961
Right and China would have invaded before that could happen and taken it anyway. So the outcome is identical except one involves great destruction and loss of life.
>get a new job in a new town
>only one other colleague
>he's also new to town
>go out for a drink with him after work sometimes
>basically this is the only social contact we both have (Fine for me)
>saturday
>texts me if i want to hang out
>don't want to but sort of feel obliged because like he has no social life and he's a normal.
fucking hate this shit. literally cucked into hanging out with him when i have bigger fish to fry.
>>73049873
is she an australian
>>73049958
did this to a cunt that keyed my car once haha
the only girl i like rn didnt even accept my fb request
T R A G I C
>>73049986
chinese army is shit la especially against our allies
>>73049996
how do you know he keyed it?
>>73049998
Seize the means of her reproduction
>>73049990
you don't have to go out every week mate
>>73049961
>should have asked the people who they wanted to be a part of
It was clearly known the Hong Kongers preferred the status quo. there was literally no need for a referendum.
Apparently we could have beaten the chinks back then, but idk if that's true or Rorke wallowing
>>73049998
I blocked a girl on instagram when she didn't follow me back last week
don't need that negativity in my life
might be time for the ol daily shite
>>73050007
yes im sure our allies would be very willing to engage in a major war for a british colonial issue in the 1990s
that top gear episode in the deep south seemed a bit set up dĆ©sĆŗ
>>73050007
>allies
No one would have stepped in and helped us beyond the most basic of support
Overseas territories aren't covered under NATO
>>73050041
>labour comes into power
>immediately declare the 'end of empire' and make peace with ireland
ah yes
>>73050007
And what the fuck would we have fought them with? Falklands was a close run thing and that was against Argentina on islands several hundred miles from the Argentine mainland. What the fuck are we going to do to defend Hong Kong which can be shelled by artillery on the Chinese mainland?
cat is watching film with me
>>73050041
why did you block her? just keep unfollowing then follow again lad
>the dogs are STILL barking
>more than 12 hours later
Gaelic superiority knows no bounds.
>>73049782
ck and co
o and m
lit and fit
think there are a few more
>>73050033
he just texted me
and i wanted to say no
and then i imagined him sort of slumping in his chair feeling shit and isolated. so i just said yes.
now i have a less than an hour to wrap up what i was doing just to drink for the sake of it.
>>73050021
went round asking at the few houses it could have been, all of them said they had no idea except one lad who started having a go about why i shouldn't park there so I just assumed it was him and poured it all over his car and his mums
going to message girls from school on facebook then block them when they respond back
Told a girl I'm horny
Awaiting response
>>73050025
I would if i could x
>>73050041
good lad i need tips off u
>>73050007
even the US didn't want to do that because China would zerg rush
>>73050091
t. defeatist labour cuck
I'm here for my horny pissing session
>>73050117
why shouldn't you have parked there?
What's worse lads, Yanks that pretend to be Irish or Brits that pretend to be Irish?
>>73050116
I always absolutely HATE going out but when I eventually get back home I think "hey that was actually pretty good"
like I said, you don't have to go out every week
>>73050148
t. willing to die in a pointless war with a superpower on its own territory
Hong Kong was just a strategically inferior Singapore.
>>73050125
feel sorry for you lad
*enters thread in groucho marx disguise*
staying in and babysitting my sister tonight haha
America>>Britain
Any Bristol lads got any gear?
>>73050117
squawking
business idea: the green party, but with a very strong immigration policy
>>73050193
well we should have kept singapore shouldn't we
>>73050219
what you looking for
>>73049990
proof normies hate being outgoing deep down
>>73050239
Unquestionably
my yank flat
http://i.4cdn.org/int/1491068679245.jpg
"babysitting" must sound like something totally different to non-native english speakers haha
>>73050216
is she cute?
Ever notice how the police never deserve respect in any country they exist in?
>>73050260
got nothing soz
on lean for the first time in years
>>73050178
apparently an ambulance or fire engine wouldn't have been able to get through, he had a fair point but end of the day he keyed my car so i wrecked basically every panel on his
>>73050117
often forget that there's proper pikeys on /brit/
>>73050279
Jamal
>>73050279
the police should be feared not respected
>>73049899
>>73049992
Not even sure how you manage to take upside down photos desu
>>73049933
What?
>>73049972
I've kinda seen her nips before when she's sent me braless pics, they look average sized
the longest ever running /brit/ thread lads
>>73050239
well it didn't really start developing until we left and Lee Kuan Yew got into power
When we left, Singapore was nothing more than a fishing town
>>73050276
You're looking for a heeming lad
>>73050269
I remember the story of this baby food company that had a very photogenic white baby on the tins.
They tried to expand to Africa but all the Africans thought it was actually tins of white baby they were meant to eat and refused it. Had to change their marketing after that.
>>73050302
Who the fuck fears the police in this shit hole?
Wait what the fuck is going on with /pol/?
>>73050236
Debt: the party
http://www.uksugarbabes.com/available-today
why are there so many Estonians and Germans?
>>73050096
pics
eating a fucking stunning salad lads
>>73050330
no one which is the problem
>>73050117
top banter desu
don't you think it was kind of obvious it was you?
my sis is coming from london for a week and she has to sleep at mines tonight
cohabitation will be difficult
>>73050308
>that was one month ago
fuck me it feels so recent
>the police should be feared not respected
*fades into obscur.. .
>>73050183
Irish that pretend to be brits aka westbrits
>the conservative party is conserv-
>>73050345
>tfw live in between two northern shitholes
>all the escorts are literal hags
I don't want to have to drive to Manchester for a shag
>>73050117
howled irl
>>73050279
>commit crime
>get arrested
woah....
>the police should be feared not respected
>>73050117
>and his mums
absolute madman
Back from the climbing gym laddos
Feelin swole and sexy
>>73050335
/pol/ is very what they consider "anti-degeneracy".
today they have to share a board with horse fuckers.
it's tough on them
>>73050117
gassing
might play battlefield 2 aix
>>73050402
kek im just imagining there being like one black tory who probably had autism in the 70's
The bf
worked with a hungarian bloke today who said that the UK barely has an unemployment issue and that most of the 4% or whatever it is is just people between jobs or going travelling or whatever.
he also said he doesn't sleep.
>>73050402
yes?
>>73050448
can you post a pic of your physique? I wanna see what climbing can actually achieve in terms of aesthetics cos im considering basically giving up barbell training
the police should be feared not respected
>>73050418
>don't commit crime
>police harrass you anyway because they feel like it
woah....
>>73050475
he's sort of right
unemployment is around 4% or 5%
just pulled my pantaloons and boxers down
not wanking just felt like pulling them down for a bit
>>73050504
according to '''''''official statistics'''''''
essaye de briller tous les jours... essaye de prier tous les jours...
spoke to both a black and a brown person yesterday
is this Blair's legacy?
cara is playing gta streaming soon
might watch
>>73050494
>literally an insignificant amount of cases
woah wtf the fuck i hate my communities defenders now!
>>73050528
alright what do unofficial statistics say then
Accidentally deleted my recycle bin and now I can't delete anything
>>73050266
how much would it cost to live somewhere warm year round and neither my bed, computer nor water are more than 10 feet from each other?
the fear should be respected not policed
might blast some tunes
>>73050402
The tories have always been idiots. They truly did, I believe, but then the Democrats in America and Labour in the UK came along and they said
>no, the tories are racist here are some gibs vote for us black people
and like the inferior subhuman lazy filth they are they flocked to the gibs and called everyone on the right a racist
what we're seeing today is a reaction to decades of being called racist for no reason other than being against gibs
>>73050534
>communities defenders
imagine being this delusional
I only like listening to 70's soft rock, 80's pop, and classical music
Anyone notice recently how much they shill stuff like google home or amazon Alexa on tv?
Like unrelated commercials for pizza or other random things will have people using it as if it's just some regular ordinary thing.
Bit spooky
I normally don't watch tv but it's weird when you realise how much it brainwashes you
Much worse than the internet
>>73050533
what who and where?
>yanks think they have ""freedom""
>they live in a police state
>>73050571
imagine living in a shithole where the police aren't good lads
>>73050311
if you parents had kids that far apart then they are degenerate
>>73050473
NEED a trashy gf
also didn't she cause trump to get elected
>tfw manage the comfiest life for myself
working 4 days a week but earning good money, lifting, learning languages, learning music, reading philosophy in my spare time, eating a gr8 diet.
>tfw it all became ruined
>broke my hand so i can't lift or do music for a few months
>get invited to some higher paying job's assessment centre so i have to study for that, instead of doing other stuff
>studying and working simultaneously makes me neglect my really precise diet
reeing lads.
chilli was tasty
>>73049451
Thanks for that la
Quite like that sort of music
>>73050545
*makes 100 folders on your desktop called gaysex_1 through to gaysex_100*
>>73050580
I literally haven't seen a single advert that has Home or Alexa that wasn't a Home or Alexa advert
>>73049293
Heh
i only like listening to nigger music like future and childish gambino I fucking love niggers they're so amazing at making music
>>73050345
on the irish escort sites theres so many foreigners
half of them are probably told they're getting some other job and then are made to be whores when they come over here or something
>>73050571
>hmmmmwhyyesthepolicedoindeeddomorebadthangood
woah...so this..is the power of 'sheed autism . . . . woah
>>73050580
>Alexa
Ah yes I shall definitely be installing an always on listening device in my own home.
>>73050398
If you're from the ROI and think you're british you're just wrong obviously lol
>>73050595
No need to imagine. You already live in a shit hole where the police aren't good lads. You even outright admitted that they harass people for no reason. Mong.
listening to blues
the only place where the police are shit are 3rd world corrupt shitholes
>>73050563
say no more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOYTfpHl0JA
Just ordered the Jamie Vardy biography from amazon lads. Will post a review when I receive it
There isn't a single valid argument against no borders
>>73050490
I'm currently drinking my protein shake in the shower but it hasn't really done anything than tone what I have already (which isn't much)
I was doing weight lifting for a few months but I'm seeing more results faster now that I'm climbing
>>73050618
I imagine it's different in Europe
I know when I was in the US it was really bad
Here in Canada a lot of US channels have them as well
>>73050646
I'm not that bloke
the police in my town are good lads because the town is full of old, rich, white people so the police always have time to do community outreach stuff
>>73050611
even me nan doesn't eat this early lol
>>73050675
I don't want 100 million Arabs moving in
currently writing an article
gonna get 200 quid for it
>>73050654
like The North?
>>73050675
it's a globalist plot to eventually make everybody think the same way so it's easier to market products
>>73050598
me and my brother are in our 20's and my sister is 11 haha
not sure how thats "degenerate"
>>73050631
Name a single good thing the police have ever done for your community.
>>73050580
>much worse than the internet
Debatable. Don't you remember google changing the entirely white NASA team into a team with 1 white person in it for their doodle?
>>73050700
Not a valid argument, that's just your racism
>all police are the same
>all black people are the same
>all racists are the same
>all lefties are the same
why does tribalism always come along with broad strokes about out-groups lads?
>>73050639
That's the thing, they portray it as some everyday magical thing, when really it's a fairly pointless botnet for your house
>>73050711
nice
>democrats are the real racists
>antifa are the real fascists
>regressive left
>conservatism is the new punk rock
>>73050722
Arrest criminals??
>>73050694
>the police in my town are good lads
>they don't even do policing
wew
>>73050722
fuck off you delusional nigger. go live in a shithole where the police are actually corrupt
>>73050720
poor family planning/sex addiction / step parents (eg broken home)
>>73050722
>using google
>>73050544
that you're a paki
omfg I hate the police! I tried to shoplift and got arrested!!!!!!!!!!
>>73050735
woah...
Thanks for all the Youse
the true secret of cooking is sausages
>>73050675
If we didn't have border controls, you would have millions, if not billions of people move to the rich regions of the world which would severely drive down wages and strain infrastructure
It's why China has a residency permit thing for citizens where they have to apply for a residency permit to move to big cities and can't bring their families, don't get subsidised healthcare ect
>>73050698
what time do you normally eat at? :]
>>73050749
>??
I love that you're not even sure lmao
>>73050774
I do.
>>73050786
>watching adverts
Spastic.
>>73050743
yea. if its good maybe is gonna open me more doors. not even a journalist but if i can get some cash in using my abilities then its all good
>>73050613
ye s'alrite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6czBEQi73c
I'm the real racist
>>73050776
cant tell if you're baiting or not. Your parents don't just stop having sex after they have a couple kids lad
>>73050815
>he knows about the hukou system
wow
did not expect non-mongs in my /brit/
>I only like listening to 70's soft rock, 80's pop, and classical music
>>73050772
well they police when policing needs to be done
>>73050735
Because that's how tribes survive. Otherwise you end up with a Trojan horse scenario.
See: muslims in any country in the world
>>73050796
oh you've seen through my ruse
riots in france all last week and didn't hear a peep about it until now
>>73050816
around 8pm
>that pornhub April fool's joke
Wew lads
Almost shit myself there
I don't want my country run by unelected beurucrats that's why I voted brexit
I only listen to industrial noise
>Name a single good thing the police have ever done for your community.
>>73050847
ęå¦ä¹ ę±čÆ
starting a campaign to elect members of the civil service lads, there's loads of support for it
>>73050816
9-10pm but I'm a mess of a human
>>73050836
they use birth control
your sister will be a slut with bad morals
>>73050829
who are you writing articles for?
I was considering writing a fake article for Indy100 or something where I claimed to accidentally be part of the alt-right because I browsed 4chan and they alt-right took over
>>73050825
>I love that you're not even sure lmao
That was in there because I wasn't sure you weren't a complete retard who thought police arresting your nigger brothers was a bad thing
>there are people that think china is still a communist country
>>73050876
>go to pornhub to see what you're on about
>Hot Videos in the United Kingdom Right Now
>Eva Lovia gets BLACKED
State of England.
wifes son lost his virginity before i did
holy shit, i've never seen an /int/ thread that moves this fast
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU BRITISH LUNATICS
I like the police
They are always so helpful and friendly
>>73050963
it's not communist or capitalist really, weird system
>>73050926
for a website about culture and art. its quite big in france, i mean not mainstream big but big for a niche thing. writing about music and crossing it with philosophy
there are boys born in 2005 who have kissed more girls than me
>>73050976
no brakes on this train
>>73050946
I'm whiter than you will ever be. Bootlicker.
>most billionaires, most private companies
communist china
>>73050991
its state capitalist
>>73050967
YANK'D
>>73050918
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2145853/Eating-late-night-DOES-make-fat-researchers-say.html
alri tubby
>>73050963
the only reason the PRC is in power is because they promised the chinese people massive economic growth, and the only way to achieve that was to adopt capitalism
>>73051029
i usually have dinner about 8pm
>>73050963
It's not terribly communist but it keeps the capitalists under control as well
>>73051020
but it's got private enterprise too tho
it's most easily described as state capitalist though yeah
dont care
>>73050963
It's "Socialist with Chinese Characteristics" or something like that
oh :(
when is cara playing gta
Communism is a cancer to any society
touch
i remember touch
>>73051031
They're in power because they have the absolute loyalty of the military and police as well as a large middle class of bourgeoise professionals
>>73051019
also most people by far
do a per capita count you mong
>>73050920
so does nearly everyone. Anyone not using birth control has like 10 kids
>>73051085
23 minutes.
>>73051015
>thinks not having niggers killing people without consquence is a bad thing
>bootlicker
woahhhhhhh
why didn't the west support the republic of china more?
>>73051093
wtf lithuania?
>>73051085
only realised recently she was the pop station dj in GTA V
>>73051123
>if I just keep inventing strawmen to attack maybe he'll stop and I can pretend I've won
Literal bootlicker.
By the way, police aren't the solution to violent niggers. Removing niggers is the solution.
>>73051108
you whore of a mum obviously didn't
>>73051135
PRC is a big guy
Going to San Francisco next week
>>73051029
n-no, you're fat
>>73050876
what is it?
>>73051159
yer ma's a virgin just like her son
>>73051180
hope you get aids BENDER
>>73051180
bit gay
>>73051195
If you click a video it thanks you for sharing the video on your facbeook page, claiming that it shares all videos you watch automatically now and that you need to opt-out rather than opt-in.
>>73051135
Gotta be realistic
They would be better off if they just declared independence as Taiwan
I still believe in the Chinese Republic and Sun Yat Sen
>>73049873
ah yes
courting in the 21st century
>>73050675
The argument is that nations with and international relations still exist. You'd have to abolish those before establishing 'no border' (in fact it would be a direct consequence of one nation, the World). So the method is kind of backwards and sneaky. Funding idealistic kids to indirectly establish the one world government. That being said nations are an arbitrary artifical construct and they will disapear sooner or later. Just an obsolete relic from the pre-industrial revolution.
>>73051121
how do you know
>>73050584
cara
playing gtavā¢
youtube
>>73051588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfSJyKM9RyA
There you go lad