The British dream edition
>>73039682
Why are there no trees
>mfw he does a brit too early
How do I stop wanking? I had like 6 wanks yesterday which refrained me from getting anything done and I'm fast approaching my first wank of today but I need some support to hold back from you lads xxx
rememeber coming home from a holiday in australia
and literally breaking down into tears at how shit the uk's aesthetics are.
>>73039735
Think about Ed Miliband when you think you're going to wank.
friend did too much xanax and alcohol last night and jumped on the stage and got tackled and fucked up lmao
britain used to be one of the most beautiful countries in the world
>tfw under 120 lbs
>>73039735
>How do I stop wanking? I had like 6 wanks yesterday which refrained me from getting anything done and I'm fast approaching my first wank of today but I need some support to hold back from you lads xxx
Put a picture of your nan next to your PC
>>73039766
Who gives a shite, hope the little mong broke his neck
>>73039682
Looks depressing as fuck.
Gimmick idea:
Post about something that's annoying but ultimately an inconvenience at best, followed by "broken Britain at it's worst"
The most angry people about these pictures are the poor cunts that actually live in these shitholes. Disgusting places like Slough.
What you've got to do is stop crying about it, work hard and move to a nice area.
The best thing you can do is go to Uni, if you weren't retarded and picked a proper degree you can most likely stay in the area you moved for your course.
I went from shithole Luton seeing nothing but pakis every day and now live in a small village in Dover, my mental health has improved greatly as a result.
have never laughed at a single joke by "Internet Comment Etiquette"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8-wnMlVEZU
>>73039718
Failsworth has some trees
>>73039804
Christ, what a fucking unfunny post.
soooo off my tits on mdma lads x)
narwhal bacon!!
girl next door has been counting from 1 to 16 for the past 2 hours, over and over
>>73039747
if you've been to other countries you would know that there's shitholes everywhere and nice places all around as well. Britain actually has a lot of very nice architecture and suburbia, cherrypicked picture arguments annoy me to no end 2bh
really want to fuck off abroad.
the UK is too shit.
ah yes britain
You've failed to refrain me from wanking, so come join me lads
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58c4fe1b3c469
>>73039867
16 is the age of consent so she's probably subtly asking for to come round for a root
>>73039869
most of the UK is not very nice
anywhere that is remotely nice requires you to be a quadrillionaire just to step foot in.
>>73039849
That looks pretty nice.
Shame there's people parking in the street though
>>73039877
And Sturgeon's a funnier character than we've done before, so if we get her to work...
>it's a Britain does some self loathing episode again
change the fucking record lads
>>73039831
>Hm loads of my country is ugly but that's ok because I live in my middle-class bubble in London where everything looks great
>>73039896
Never heard of anyone here having sex with a 16 year old, not even in the news
just coughed this up pretty sure im dying
>>73039886
blame the capitalist class
>that one kid in school who knew way too much about guns and war
Hope that wasn't you!
>>73039919
>95% white in the centre
Name some nice areas
>>73039939
*looks at communist architecture*
ah yes
>send religious fanatics, criminals and more irish away
>they end up living a better life than they would have if they stayed
REALLY makes me ponder
>>73039939
It was commie Labour that caused all that.
*cherrypicks image*
haha, that'll show them
>>73039853
Never reply to my posts again
>>73039904
yes
though usually it's just people who want to keep their front gardens rather than turn them into a driveway
>>73039877
>use your enemy;s weapons against them
brilliant!
>>73039903
>poor places and cheaper houses are less nice than richer or even middle class places
you're a genius lad. we should just have mansions for everyone 2bh
>just got tipped £5
wtf I love yanks now!
>>73039951
yeah it was me haha
i loved the history channel when it was actually history
got in trouble one time for making a swastika armband out of paper and a staple and goose stepping in year 4 i think
putting the normoes in the bin
>>73039682
HOWLING
shouldn't have wanked again
can feel the emptiness of my balls
>>73039960
>>73039973
reducing costs with cheap materials and cutting projects half way through is part of the profit incentive of the capitalist class
Average middle class house in england
>>73039979
>Britain isn't mostly shit, its just cherrypicking
the state of you.
>>73039992
>without earning over >150k a year you're confined to dreariness
that's exactly the point.
if you're like a middle class person in say america you're likely to live in nicer surroundings.
>>73039967
Irish catholics faced intense officially sanctioned discrimination in the early decades here and then for decades afterwards unofficially
wish we could go back to that time
>>73039959
Parts of London, York, Edinburgh, Bath, Harrogate, lots of countryside, Whitby, Scarborough, half of Bristol, loads of market towns, some of Oxford/Cambridge, Truro, Lancaster
>>73040027
How many have you done today?
>>73039959
Buckinghamshire
Oxfordshire
Berkshire
Most of the Home Counties desu
Cornwall
Large swathes of Scotland
Outer Hebrides (all)
Kent (certain areas such as Canterbury)
Any town/city with an ancient university
Cumbria
Northamptonshire (not the towns)
Any small village
christ
>>73040049
>these unironically go for 300k if not more
>>73040053
You can't hold a good Irishman down, not by law silly little Aussie :))
screeching
the average Surrey road
>>73040068
how come every city in te uk looks identical?
i could have swore this was round near where i went to school
Is this a nice area? I think it is nice
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.4884303,-2.6086624,3a,75y,30.57h,86.94t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sSgzFl_le63o4inKQtcBy-Q!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius... Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius... Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius... Ohhhhh Doctor Zaius (Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius)
>>73040027
Same
>>73040108
you live in Surrey lad?
Meet me outside rubix
>>73039959
selfridges in birmingham
>>73040117
green metal fence and concrete panel fence are all the same
>>73040108
>have to be a billionaire to live here
>have to be a high school teacher to live in the yank equivalent
now do you get the point?
>>73040122
>https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.4884303,-2.6086624,3a,75y,30.57h,86.94t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sSgzFl_le63o4inKQtcBy-Q!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
VIRGIN DETECTED
>>73040117
same country so the government has the same procedures and regulations
small country so don't have to change it for climate or environment
>>73040122
its ok
>>73040102
there's no way his hair was that nice
>>73040156
HIS HAIR IS OVERREACTING
Is Twinnings a good tea brand? want to try some tea desu
Can someone explain why we have such expensive housing? When it's so cheap in other countries?
What can we do to solve this?
>>73040052
that's not an exaggeration at all is it then. Purchasing power for the middle class in this country is equal to that of other countries like the U.S. If you're at all picky and maybe even have some semblance of intelligence you can pick and choose an actually nice house on your middle class wage and still have enough for a car on finance left over.
>>73040139
>Surrey
>rubix
got to be a special kind of mong to go to Guildford Uni.
>>73040185
very overcrowded
>>73040173
Why would you want to continue the oppression of Irish Catholics? Really don't comprehend where all this Irish hate comes from sometimes 2bh
>>73040176
its pronounced twineings instead of twinnings for some reason
>>73040185
land shortage
banks allow larger loans
and the planning committees are in cahoots with the banks and the council and the housing companies to keep prices up because they're greedy
>>73040176
Get some Lipton black tea, pop it in some piping hot water with a few teaspoons of sugar and a splash of milk and you're good to go
>>73040176
standard-tier
Get some loose leaf from fortnum and masons
>>73039682
zero fucking privacy between neighbors
>>73040185
land tax
>>73039877
women shouldn't be allowed in politics
>buy nice car
>gets keyed on the first day
>nicked on the second
ah hm ys
>>73040185
something to do with pakis and polish people, absolutely nothing to do with home-owners denying all planning applications for new housing.
Listening to DnB lads
>>73040185
planning restriction
population growth
people buying houses to let
>>73040196
if you werea baby boomer
>>73039682
your houses are fucking ugly
>>73040219
Ill try that, that actually sounds pretty good thanks bud
>>73040241
Broken Britain
surrounded by normies lads
How do you rate this road though lads?
>>73040267
fuck off
>>73040245
Surely if we allowed development on the greenbelt we would fuck the country up?
what happens if you go into rural remote ireland with an english accent
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j28djgo70lg
http://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-miya-ashikaga-s-nipple-augtrsg/answers/new.html
>>73040242
>mfw baby boomers whinge about muh character of the town whilst extorting the rent out of the same young profesionals who those proposed houses would be for
>>73040283
Surely people not being able to afford housing and looking seriously at housesharing their entire life is going to fuck the country up.
>>73040267
*peels back your foreskin whilst you Yelp in excruciating pain*
I sincerely hope you aren't phoneposting on /brit/ in a club
>>73040267
you look dead inside
the absolute fucking state of it
>>73040267
you look very young there
>>73040308
I'm home now regrettably
Imagine living in such a runtish country that you have to decide between destroying the last bit of open green land for kilometres around or building a new house for the next batch of Deanos
Just have both you dumb cunts, get a bigger country
anyone have the normie meme pic of a girl sucking on a finger right next to picture of a cat licking a finger
>>73040289
You'll doss into a pub then be thrown into the boot of a 1992 Toyota hiace van and promptly shot in a nearby field
why don't they just turn rural wales into a new city? it's fucking empty
>>73040289
know a girl from remote rural ireland with an english accent
seemed tough on her
the current crop of aussie posters are fucking awful, we must purge them and start again
>>73040380
If we built a new city/town it would look ugly as fuck
think: soulless ugly arab/yank cities but even uglier
>not enough space in the country
>let's import millions of pakis
>>73040354
>fuck off we're full
where would we go?
should 23rd of june be independance day or the day of article 50 being triggered??? hm
Lads they merged /pol/ with /mlp/ and called it /mlpol/ for April fools
Do you find gypsies hot? The old beggars are ugly but I like the younger ones desu
lads
>>73040279
this looks semi-comfy
8/10 would walk my dog down this street
>>73040442
excellent, i hope it stays that way
>>73040402
>>not enough space in the country
When every last inch is covered in concrete, then you have run out of space.
>>73040440
The UK was independent before and after the referendum, article 50 being triggered and so on.
>>73040462
Irish traveller girls can sometimes be really naturally beautiful and down to eat but romanys are all vile, crass and smelly
>>73040462
can be
>>73040486
you get what i mean tho.
>>73040501
wtf I love the young turks now
>>73040308
i am not turtlemong
>>73040499
pikey internet defense force
What opinion do you have of this young man?
insane in the membrane
>>73040442
Why did it take them so long
I hope it ends poorly
I wish I got to use the word rigmarole more often
>>73039831
>small village in dover
River? Temple Ewell?
>>73040551
https://youtu.be/l2rfddC9NiA
>>73040587
don't dox pls
>>73040442
boring, last year's was much better
mum hates me walking on the floor after shes mopped it but she walks all over it herself
need to move out this is getting ridiculous, literally locked in the toilet
>>73040600
bit weird how I've probably seen you about haha
>>73040499
I like young Roma desu
>>73040624
nonce
>>73040624
noonnnCEEEE
HATE flatsharing so much lads.
>>73040420
Fill in the land between you and Ireland
hmmmmmmm....
extreme palpitations
think this is it lads, heart is all over the place
theory: 'sheeds would be less upset all the time if they could enjoy pork ribs
had another weird dream about an ex gf lads, that's the third in as many nights
this time i met her and we got on well and i tried to get back with her and she rejected me and i went all weird haha
weird considering im very happy with the current gf
Who's starting uni this year lads?
>>73040594
don't fall for the makeup meme
Reminder Britain has no countryside left
It has all been chopped up, razed down and re-shaped for agricultural use
>>73040723
>>73040559
that the lad who tried to grab the hwndu flag?
>>73040786
I live in the countryside
Explain that
>>73040787
'sheed
>>73040786
this
i don't get why people are so protective of the industrialised-scale agricultural land.
its not like small homestead owners lol
this syringe is tearing my arse to shreds
>>73040655
Not the kids lads the teenage ones that steal cigs at the train station
>>73039718
What are trees?
>My Little Politics
squealing like a little girl at this
the london gaff
The state of this
>>73040501
Is that Ana Kasparian? What the fuck is she wearing?
necking these paracetamols like nobodies business
threads a bit dead
got an exam soon but shitposting instead of studying and i can't stop
paracetamol x
acetaminophen o
>>73041044
All the Brits have moved to the new general chat room is why
did that standup comedian from last night update on how it went?
>>73040951
Slick paki appreciating the Greek aesthetic
15500mg of panadol up the shitter
>>73040248
Most Germans live in flats rofl
>>73039769
Dont know about that one friend but it had its charm. Then post-modernism, globalism, liberalism, uncontrolled capitalism and migration took root and destroyed our art our architecture and our culture.
And nobody seems to care
NEVER TOO EARLY FOR SPOONS LADS
>TV news talking about Charles and Camilla visiting Naples
Fuck off
dumb computer
make taking forever
>>73041127
aww how cute :) xx
>>73041106
who cares u actual mug lol
why do yank normies think Brexit is bad if they have no idea what's going on?
Uber reduced their free rides to £5. Ffs.
>>73041198
telly said it
>>73041163
That's fine soon all of the uk will look like Birmingham except for London that will be full of rich cunts only. It's going to be fun
>>73041122
>tomato sauce on the plate
Fuck off out of my sight you underage fucking RUNT
Why is having sex with strangers in public called dogging?
>>73041245
It originated with your mum haha
ladz
>>73041261
CHEEKY CUNT
>2017
>region locked games
what a twat
>>73041236
b-but the chips lad... it's for the chips...
HH
AA
HH
AA
>Due to cuts in government funding for the arts and our spring break trip to mootxico, we've had to combine a few boards. Try and make some new friends!
what does it mean
gone though half a gram in 2 days
should probably get some sleep, and food
business idea: >>73040692
>>73039682
what boards got combined?
>>73041157
It's like they're being praised just for existing and visiting stuff like normal people
>the Duchess of Cornwall never visited Ercolano, she said she only watched a BBC doc about that so she's very curious
Who the fuck cares
Monarchy was a mistake
>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW that pour milk into their tea
Asylum seeker fights for life after 'hate crime' attack in London
>banter in the day threads is significantly less than midnight banter
for what reason?
Also the Italian word for Cornwall sounds so dignified that I never realized that in English it's exactly like CORN WALL
>>73041376
/fa/ and /p/ = /fap/
/co/ and /ck/ = /cock/
/m/ and /o/ = /mo/
/c/ and /an/ = /can/
These are getting along nicely, then there's
>/fitlit/
>/mlpol/
You can guess what's happening there
anyone putting any footy bets on for the 3pms?
>>73041449
https://www.fastcompany.com/3018084/why-were-more-creative-when-were-tired-and-9-other-surprising-facts-about-how-our
>>73041404
2 x Lipton black tea bags
4 x teaspoons of sugar
1 x 50mL milk
>>73041463
fucking hell thats hilarious
morning lads
>>73041463
>>/mlpol/
based japmoot
>>73041526
/fitlit/'s sticky is EXACTLY what you think it should be
>>73041463
>My Little Politics
creasing
>>73041559
>>73041531
>>73041529
>>73041526
>>73041497
test post
how about them crumpets and tea eh?
Might go to a gay sauna tonight
they should combine /brit/ and /eire/ lol that's always funny
HATE people that leave their dogs out in the rain
>>73041463
Why are you lying
All of these boards are still individual apart from pol
will /int/ get anschluss as well?
>>>/can/
this is a nice board
>>73041642
Are you retarded
>>73040085
Not in the North thankfully.
>>73041664
think gookmoot should keep this one after april fools
Tell yer ma, yer ma
To wipe away all your tears
No trophies for TWENTY-TWO years
Tell yer ma, your ma
Baffled that they didn't merge /v/ and /a/ and /g/.
>>73041847
damn it, that would be perfect
>>73041578
bit gay
tell me more tell me more
like does he have a car
>>>/mlpol/
H O W L I N G
>>73041616
My next door neighbours leave their doggo outside all the time in all weather. He howls to be let in all the time? :[
don't understand why reading about gay midgets and dragons makes you 'smart'
fucking thailad delete that screamer
reading about heterosexual giants and wyverns lads
feeling very thick
>>>/fap/
stylish af
chuckling heartily
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foFKXS6Nyho
Why's /brit/ so dead today? Fucking hell.
>>73041463
What? Someone explain
Young male middle school teacher here. I know quite a few of them who have a crush on me. There's a new fad where they tell each other's secrets and say "oooh exposed!" Since when did snitching become popular?? Anyway I always get told who has a crush on me. And quite often some of the girls will drop by to leave their athletic bags, or instruments, etc, in the classroom and they bring their friends in with them. When they leave I always hear comments like, I wish I had HIM as my teacher. My top 3 worst incidents: 1. I had a girl come in at lunch. She told me "Mr. I like you". knowing full well what she meant, I tried to play it off and said as nonchalant as I could, "I like you too, you're a great student!" She was like "no, I mean I realllly like you". I couldn't believe the tenacity. 2. Another student asked me to take a picture with her towards the end of the school year. I obliged and on the last day she printed it out and gave it to me with her instagram on the back and a message about how cute I was. 3. A girl found my Facebook and saved my profile picture as the background to her phone. I deleted my Facebook promptly afterward.
>>73042009
its sunny outside.
>>73041990
>asdfmovie
fuck off 12 year old me
>>73042022
shall not
>>73041982
>running out of money
>add new boards
ah yes the japanese man
bizzaniss idea: don't fix /mlpol/ tomorrow
is it true that british policemen don't carry a gun?
>>73042042
No it isn't.
>>73042022
'ANT
>>73042059
>Due to cuts in government funding for the arts and our spring break trip to mootxico, we've had to combine a few boards. Try and make some new friends!
Business idea; Refugee cuck porn, each porn has white women getting shagged by refugees at refugee centres as her husband or boyfriend watches weakly, at the end she gets shagged so good she converts to Islam.
>>73042022
nonce
>>73042072
Yes, I thought Japanese police don't either usually
>>73042072
Depends which ones.
Northern Irish do carry guns, or sometimes even proper automatic weapons.
As far as I know, English don't.
>>73042059
>running out of money
he's not running out of money
>add new boards
he merged boards as a joke, in fact removing some
>>73042062
Honestly would be a good thing.
All the horse vaginas would keep the redditors out.
Whall shall I bet on lads?
>>73042072
Yes, no need in most places except London/Manchester/Birmingham where blacks and pakis rampage daily, stabbing, raping and murdering.
>tfw in the peak district
Shit sucks
business idea: cycle down a motorway
>>73042173
Got a feeling West Brom will nick a 1-0 win today desu.
>>73042104
it won't work, arabs don't have big willies
http://news.sky.com/story/prince-charles-tried-to-halt-afghanistan-invasion-for-ramadan-claims-biography-10820291
>Prince Charles tried to halt the invasion of Afghanistan to respect Ramadan, Washington's former ambassador to Britain has claimed.
>The Prince of Wales asked that his request for a pause in the military action to honour the Muslim holy month could be passed on to then president George W Bush, according to William Farish.
Business idea: Buy low, sell high.
>>73042193
*invests my life savings *
>>73042231
Use cgi
>>73042188
Which bit? You might be near my house :3
Britain isn't all too bad
>apply for job
>they ring m
>miss the call
haha
>>73042268
yes it is
https://twitter.com/sparkes/status/842310599786811397
so THIS.. .is the future
>>73042263
Buxton
>>73042237
>our next monarch is quite literally a gay Muslim cuck
how apt
Alri
chicken bites meal dealo
business idea: buy lower and sell higher than >>73042238
business idea: buy lower but sell slightly lower than >>73042323 yet maintaining a higher profit %
>>73042315
those are potato wedges
>peanuts
>coke vanilla
chambers
Hoping for a cheeky april fools joke on ribenas blog today.
>>73042315
Is that from Morrisons?
did we ever figure out who the girl under the bus was on 3/22
>>73042268
Rural Britain = lovely parochial paradise
Urban Britain = Judeo-Muslim wasteland
>>73042388
Some Spanish slag
>>73042315
Good lad
>>73042388
dunno but autopsy confirmed she had 10/10 legs
>>73042402
name?
>>73042359
Meal deal also gives you a choice of wedges or chips
>>73042367
Yes
>>73042407
Thanks
President Toilet Bog Fart
came in the gf as an april fools
>>73042452
was the april fools that you're sterile?
>>73040049
WHY THERE ARE NO DETACHED HOUSES ANYWHERE
>>73042237
I don't get why people think this is so horrendous. Maybe the USA would have actually won hearts and minds there if they had listened to wor Charlie
wall-e:
>omg so cool that there's no exposition in the opening
*places loud adverts explaining the situation*
>>73042445
Top choice of meal teal that lad
>>73042486
That pic is of a poor working class area in a city, we don't build many flats so we spread our poor out rather than piling them on top of eachother.
>>73040049
what do the low class houses look like?
>>73042237
didn't they choose to fight then on the premise that it's when their soldiers are physically weak and have a fairly predictable routine?
As soon as I masturbated I felt depressed. It truly is a curse.
>>73042535
That is the low class houses he is memeing.
The thing I hate most about Britain is the classism. Literally India-tier.
Need to move to America.
only 14 more hours until my 33GB download is done
>>73042584
nonce
>>73042450
why don't any of these guys run for president?
>>>/mlpol/
hmmmmm
Quite clever how Obama killed the OWS movement by funding SJW groups to join it and completely disrupt it. The OWS went from good origins of class war into people attacking each other about racism, sexism etc. Notice how all the attention has moved away from the classes (the 1%) to attacking whites for privilege etc
>>73042612
bit suss that that was the first thing that came to mind for you
>>73042584
You're dreaming of a heeming
>>73042682
FOY
>>73042682
am I supposed to know what OWS stands for?
>>73042683
only natural when i saw your flag
>>73042582
it's not literally india-tier desu
but yeah it is quite bad, social mobility is lower in the USA though
>>73042639
They're all intelligent unlike Drumpf and know that it's easier to influence politicians as an outsider by funding them rather than running for office yourself.
Interestingly they're mostly self-made unlike Drumpf who inherited his wealth.
>>>/can/
>>>/mo/
>>>/cock/
>>>/fap/
>>>/fitlit/
>>>/mlpol/
Gookmoot you absolute madman
>>73042639
no way those individual people with the same name are each worth that much has to be collectively
>>73042639
President is unironically less power than people like Bezos and Faceberg already have.
>>73042720
trump inherited like 200million out of his 4 billion total
>>73042489
whats the matter mate?
>>73042709
Yes, unless you're a brainlet. Even then you could Google it.
Brainlet.
>>73042639
pretty crazy how rich warren buffett is when he has no real skill or talent and just bets on stocks
>>73042752
Wow, 200m?! How did he cope?!
>>73042735
he's so based
>>73042639
Bloomberg tried to
>>73041973
April fools :3
Trump only ran for president so he can get more power and money
>>73042814
It's funny until you realise it's a trial for actually consolidating boards
>>73042639
Zuckerberg will run one day. Screenshot this.
>>73042735
/can/ is cute ;3
>>73042837
he literally lost a billion on his campaign
>>73042849
merging /pol/ and /mlp/ would be grand
>>73042857
>>73042857
>>73042857
>>73042837
>loses money
>is the most powerless failure of a president ever
Toilet Bog Fart
none of my regular boards got pranked
oh well.
>>73042849
It's the first of April lad
>>73042883
this
>>73042882
That was Hillary
Trump spent about 200 mi
slow cooking bbq pulled pork lids
>>73042896
That's just an excuse for running the test. People would have gone berserk if he'd done it at random
>>73042883
Go to /pol/
>>73042837
don't know why people keep trying to give him more credit than he deserves
he's just an idiot who genuinely thinks he can fix their issues
Toilet bog fart makes no sense. How can a toilet fart? I don't think you guys thought that meme name through
>/co/
>/ck/
>/cock/
Fucking genius
>>73042935
I doubt it will happen
Remember a few months back when he was supposedly shutting the site down?
>>73042939
hahaha
why doesn't /int/ get special fun stuff?
>>73042927
you think the clintons ever had a billion dollars?
>>73042888
giggling at this
>>73043038
/int/ and who? /x/?
Most of them have been play on words
>>73043047
No but their donors did, her campaign cost 1.4 billion iirc
>>73043067
/his/
>>73043037
gookmoot playing the long game
Hillary has a file containing nothing but snuff films of senior political figures over the last few decades doing things with kids. The NYPD have a copy too
>>73043067
/b/ and /int/
/bint/
>>73043126
alri Alex
>>73039877