/brit/

>>73037726
oi can you just fuck off asking this already?
cunt, brings my mood right down

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What kind of gf could I attain with this collection?

fascism has failed every time

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LOL

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>>73037726
>gf2017

>>73037726
not well in the slightest

>paddies think maoris and tongans are the same people

>>73037763
it's never really been tried

>>73037760
is that some reddit post?

If any Maoris or Tongans want a fucking go come to the construction site on the Gold Coast in six months til I spark you out to fuck

YUAPPP YA BOY YA

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SARAH

FUCKING

SNYDER

>>73037769
who upset you m8

>>73037790
No, it's my vinyl collection

>>73037760
a dead one

I wanna smash my secretary

>>73037802
sheed

>>73037760
a thick one who "wants to be a photographer" and really likes tarantino.

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Rate my collection and AMA

>>73037798
very cute how she tries to pretend she's not a stick insect

>>73037804
Well """""your"""" collection seems like you just found /mu/ a few months ago.

>>73037836
>spot the queer.jpg

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lads.

>>73037760
is this fucking Tumblr or something? Fucking christ fuck off.

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>>73037726
th gf

>>73037836
Wouldn't mind emptying every last drop into your eyes and then throwing a match at your retinas

Mark Schwarzer is on my TV right now

Australia mentioned

>>73037856
>>73037865
>ah yes I want to smell like poo and sweat because hurrr I'm an alpha man haha

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alri? can i ask what your thoughts are on this character?

Thinking of learning German.

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>>73037763

>>73037857
where

>>73037857
Cut it on half. it's black in the middle.

>>73037857
buy some adult clothing

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I only come back to /brit/ when I'm ill and housebound. Pic related.

>>73037882
thinking
thanks

>>73037865
Good post.

>>73037884
fuck off kraut

>>73037889

black?

>>73037891

What's your PROBLEM cunt?

>>73037857
>those shoes
>that virgin stance
sort it out

>>73037877
my brother's ex's friend served him once and said he was a stuck up cunt

the migrants aren't terrorists.

By definition, they're the ones running from terrorists

>>73037936
ah yes Reddit

>>73037882
i wonder what yoshi's eggs smell like haha

>>73037889
poor gimmick

Why yes I would rather live in an economic shit heap than have a few foreigners about. Some things are more important than the economy stupid!

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Not a racist, but brown people have inferior culture.

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>>73037726
Does /brit/ still like hips?

I will be posting all day and will NOT go out on this sunny weekend day.

April 1st.

Lots of reddit in this thread, really sad to see

this place used to be enjoyable

>>73037936
Yes, it's like some black crystalline material.

>>73037946

go wear your sketchers, scummy little tramp

9AM: wake up
9.15AM: breakfast, sauasage sarnie
9.30AM: weed time
10.00AM: more weed, staying baked
11.00AM: I've smoked an ounce of purple haze at this point
12.00AM: snort a yoke
1.00PM: make lunch wired off my nut
2.00PM: finish off my pouch of amble thief
3.00PM: Blunts
4.00PM: spray deodorant into a towel and wrap it around my face
5.00PM: Have a nagin
6.00PM-???: black out

What do you think lads? Do you rate it?

>>73038003
that sounds like a funny joke haha i might do it too!!!

Lads I just bought flights to America

What are your thoughts? Questions?

>>73038040
>weed
r u black

>>73038009
We need a proper British general for British lads. These fucking foreigners only come on here to shitpost then fuck off to their own generals to actually discuss things.

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Gf just posted our private chat to Reddit.

>>73037979
If you value economy over culture, just move to a rich country

>>73038009
it's like the dopey little kid that used to follow your friends group around on the playground

they want so desperately to be included and to fit in but nobody's having it

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if your hand's as big as your face you've got cancer

My money was thinner than Sean Paul goatee hair
Now Jean Paul Gautier cologne fill the air

>>73038040

Weed is for niggers

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>>73038040
grow up

>>73038040
What's a yoke

>>73038051
My thoughts are that you're a boring cunt that should fuck off back to facebook.

>>73038054
I'm Tongan, oath cunt

>>73038058
Shall be doing this asap.

>>73038065
not today

>>73038032
>sketchers
i dont wear childrens clothes because im not you

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>>73038081

Are you thick?

>>73038064
who?

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>>73038065
Fuck you, despise that "gimmick"

>>73037857
the STATE of those bootcuts

howling

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>>73038100

>"you wear trainers? haha child xD"

>>73038116
Alright marfan mate what's happening

lads, im not a raging bender...

APRIL FOOLS!

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>im here for the interview

>>73038126
He was actually the loser though, the other guy got done for steroids so it was overturned

>>73038146
>being THIS insecure about your children's clothes and virgin stance
have a word

>>73038146
alri Reddit

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Reddit has really good memes.

asstr's search hasn't worked for months

>>73037769
i remember the days when these kinds of memes weren't considered cancer

reminder all of Britain used to look like the cotswolds and bath

>>73038102
That's an egg

>>73038179
i always thought they were cringeworthy but the fellow members of funnyjunk kept thumbs upping them to the top

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surfing the web

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Saw a vagina on the internet.

Threw up a little.

BBC employ a lot of scousers and give them loads of coverage yet pretend brummies don't exist

Might write to ofcom

>>73038166

>m-maybe if I keep saying the virgin stance meme i saw the other day someone will laugh

>>73037857
It has an rfid chip inside it

>>73038207
ah yes, funnyjunk

used to be semi-famous there

Alright AussieLADS??? What's happnin???

Any of you absolute LADs up for housing an Irish miscreant for a few months? We can be proper mates and have a beer and sniff pingas and banter one another the likes of which you never got to do with your father, sound good? (Yes!)

Alright you fucking drongos, oath cunt, AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI

Should I choose seats upstairs or downstairs on my flight?

>>73038226
>m-maybe if I keep Redditspacing people will care about my posts

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I love her

>>73038262
mongish

uk is too far from sk i wanna visit manchester one day

>>73038258
In days before elevators, the lower floors were more expensive than the higher floors.

Living upstairs meant you were poor.

>>73038262
nm, u?

>>73038226
>still being this upset
look im sorry i take it back, forget i said anything christ

>>73038248
what happened to supposedly being dsend then hmmmmmmmmmm?

>>73038262
"i'm an obnoxious teenager who lives off my parents money"

>>73038308
GOOK

>>73038275

I've had over 25 (You)s in this thread alone, including 7 from a picture of a coin

keep trying though

>>73038308
t. Korean Billy

>>73038323
i wasnt actually him

i posted pictures of me cooking bacon naked once and got shitloads of female attention for the first time in my life

>>73038326
that's not the correct hand
what fucking idiot drew this?

>>73038326
how WILL nidel farage recover from this damning critique

>>73038329

I buy my own shit lad, over 20k in the bank and I'm 18

Next?

very very very very tired
eyes hurt
very very very tired
gf is otherwise occupied
its just me and im very very tired

>>73038301
She looks quite tall for a girl

on phone to the gf and she keeps playing music

cant even hear myself think

>>73038348
wot

>>73038326
Some guy who got stuck for 127hours saved himself by doing just that

shaved the oul neckbeard lads

>>73038348
think you might be retarded

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>>73038367
Admirably.

Graceful like a gazelle.

>>73038403
you shake hands with the right

>>73038326
>The EU is a fat old manlet

BTFO

>>73038301
they were probably hambeasts

>>73038262
wow lad, that sticker must have set you back a bit

As you all already know I'm wired and the parents want to see me tonight, but I shall not be entertaining such an outlandish notion, nor shall I be approaching a 60 mile radius of my parents gaff

>gf
breeders out

>>73038454
???

>>73038462
couldnt care any less than i currently do

>>73038427
gazelle are african you bremainer nigger

>>73038450

it's free

*does a poo in your coffee*
*you don't notice because there's no difference in taste*

can't access leftypol

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BRIT IS A NORMIE GENERAL BACK TO R9K WITH THE REST OF YOU

coffee tastes a bit weird today

i like my pills how i like my cigs

red

>>73038497
I don't drink coffee or taint myself with toxic substances, dork

>>73038515
we're all prison gay virgins here

>dork

foy

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lads

kill all spanish people

>>73038331
that's racial slur

>>73038344
i like verve and oasis

Spunked in this mongs coffee

Its fucking raining

Doing a REEEE

>>73038454
>no wrinkles
>less surface area for knowledge absorption
>better

pls

>>73038559
Who will serve the beer at the pool bar?

Quick! Say the most fedora thing you can!

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one of these recent posts.... not too sure about it

Recently started using an electric toothbrush and now food constantly gets stuck between my incisors/canines.

Think the enhanced brushing action has removed plaque clogs between my teeth, allowing food to get jammed there instead.

>>73038376
>buy my own shit lad, over 20k
AKA 'My parents gave £20k which i use to buy skateboarding clothes'

>>73038588
i voted for donald j trump because of kek and meme magic

>>73038595
Same problem la. Always need floss on me now

off to work
will be back in 6 hours
better behave yourselves

Coffee tastes better today. Don't know why. *takes another sip of coffee*... Hmmmm...

I'm 18 years of age and my mother and father gave me a sizeable sum of 20K British punt to spend on quality supreme clothing

You jelly whitebois and drumpfkins? Fuck UKIP

i'm in love with the coco

>>73038608

I make my own money

It's really not a problem to be annoyed at that, you're either a student in debt, living with your parents or in some dead-end job.

Not everyone can I what I can do.

>>73038557
Wot fackin shoota is that guv?

>>73038679
you a dealer lad?

>>73038655
proud of you

>>73038561
wouldn't bother going just because of those groups, you'll end up another twat who gets his photo taken in front of salford lads club

just do what everyone else does and visit london and take the train to manchester for a day

>>73038680

spud shooter m8

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redpool me on millpill

'kin 'ell lads, sky just got very dark and there was a BIG rumble of thunder

think I'm in for it

Gentlemen of yore determined that God is but a faerie of our mind-brains and yet unfortunately m'ladies of times current have not yet determined this simple fact! *smirksmirk*

No matter!

'tis but a speck of religion 'pon the glass of the fine Doctor's Tardis!

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>>73038723
doxing you right now

>>73038707

I'm an onion seller

My republican neighbour seen me taking drugs and listening to psy trance through my kitchen window and sent me a prompt text telling me to leave the country within the next 24 hours or hell kneecap me

Any Aussies around the Gold Coast area willing to take me in?

What age did you stop showering with family?

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>>73038743

GF2017 has struggled to start

Probably on the backburner for the next year or so. Again.

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haha alright lads???

>>73038783

reddit

Got offered a free ticket to see The Who. Should I take it?

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>lad name Tena Mohammed just bought some fertelizer off my eBay listing

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>drumpfkins

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>>73038822

>>73038780
why would you live on the gold coast

>>73038815
literally only greasy twats who wear leather jackets over graphic t shirts like The Who

>>73038824
a specimen worthy of saving

>>73038837
Love Maori and Tongan culture and I want to toil as a labourer on a good patriotic Aussie construction site

>>73038815
Literally Who

>>73038822
accessory to terrorism! 20 years!

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that first sip of the day

>>73038815
saw them once
was pretty good, that was a couple years ago though haha

>>73038824
This person posts on /brit/

>>73038853
Truly an übermensch specimen, much more evolved than his African American inferiors

>>73038569
well said

crinkle cut chips ftw btw atm desu

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>neverton

>>73038824
the absolute state of this lad

do some people have no self awareness

>>73038879
hello, this person

>>73038879
I know, it's the autismoyank

>>73038894
Crinkle cut chips are for runts and runt enablers

white pride

jk white guilt

whats some good music to listen to while on coke

if you dont like crinkle crisps you are a manlet and rasheed

>>73038942
k-on OST

>>73038942
girls aloud

>>73038942
Bit of the old 'Nas - NY state of mind' or 'Ejeca - Jalek' or 'Cypress hill - insane in the membrane'

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>Foreigners trying to banter like Brits

I retract my 'neverton' post

>>73038942

https://soundcloud.com/chokez/chokez-greezhoppa

>>73038714
thanks i'm a tall guy so i don't think they will bother me

had the new nacho cheese thing from greggs

fucking grade lads, even better than the katus thing

THE WORD KEKOLD WAS JUST SAID ON BBC1 ON THE NEWS

Anyone miss the days when Ireland was an underdeveloped hole? Fuck EU subsidies, wooooo IREXIT, let's regress back to our glorious violent and alcoholic past! Whoop woop!

REALLY need a poo desu

>>73038679
t. Junior Assistant Sales Manager at JD sports

>>73039049
>asking a bunch of brits if they miss the good old days when irishmen knew their place.

>>73039047
alright calm down

>>73039049
fuck off you cretin

>>73039065

wouldn't work for such a pleb company.

>>73039049
>tfw colon cancer from alcoholism

fucking irish genes

>>73038942

Kpop

Specifically this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHqy1JsVvIE

business idea: ausentry
australian admission into the european union

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>>73038427
>tfw i've walked past that pub hundreds of times and never seen farage

>>73038970
What the fuck is this shit

had my face rearranged last night

I deserved it

my 3 day old cumsock is better than yankland

>>73039049

Grow a spine and leave the EU with us.

The Euros will be even more butthurt, and we can keep our own little mini schengen open border.

Will also further ruse the fuck out of Scots, and those fucks are insufferable at the moment. Having England Wales Northern Ireland and Ireland all against them would at least double the salt mines currently north of the border

>>73039127
april fools

business idea: ausxit
they need to leave eurovision

>>73039088
>>73039072
No need to be so FUCKING rude

>>73039140
america is genuinely the greatest country in the world

nothing even comes close

>>73039133
>letting someone heem you

weak runt kys

gf keeps nagging at me to shave, fucking roasties roooo

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wow lads the romans were fucking retarded
they also literally didnt care about ireland enough to put it on a map

>>73039049
the irish need a union to give them direction in life

>>73038965
Recommend me some. I like McCoys and Seabrooks, but who else does crinkle cut?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L161LW6-R_A

why do these retards always keep reaching to their pants

>>73039172
You must have hated that shithole it if you moved here yank

>>73039177
this is actually accurate, especially that massive island in the middle of the med

>>73039177
The absolute STATE of that map

Looks like a deformed scrotum

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Any /canterbury/ lads here?

>>73039194
hunky dory

>america

how can such an amazing country have such shit people

>>73038815
yes defo, quadrophenia is imo one of the greatest albums ever

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>amazing country

footballers are the most intelligent people on earth

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cute!

Impressed with drakes new album

Reminds me somewhat of the Australian Gold Coast

>>73038363
Emoticons are cancer

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Ah yes, the British dream.

>>73039321
utter state of this country

>>73039312
i swear that guy has a new album every month and still hasn't managed a decent song

>>73039312
..... GREAZE!!

>>73039298
i can't imagine sharing a bed with a sweaty bearded man who wants me to eat his sweaty hairy arsehole.

>>73039347
Bit homophobic lad

>>73039340

Portland is good

>>73039340
drake has 3-4 great songs every album, everything else is filler

>>73039340
Daycent

https://youtu.be/ORS3Y2hIRsA

>>73039321
>if we leave a 1 ft gap we can list it as a standalone
hmm yes.. very cheeky

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>drake has 3-4 great songs

>>73039397

completely true, love people buying semi detached and you have to walk sideways through the gap.

>>73039321
Broken Britain

>>73039397
you mean detached

>tim tams

britain is genuinely so fucking ugly

you know something has gone wrong when even fucking poland looks better

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STOP CELEBRATING BALFOUR CENTENNIAL

>>73039321
There is literally nothing wrong with those houses

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>>73039321
>as oppose to

>>73039309
photoshop AND fake tits

RAW imma give it to ya
With no trivia
Just like cocaine straight from Bolivia

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I pity you town folk, I really do.

>>73039458
Mate let us not compare our tiny sheds to America's massive houses with big nice gardens

>>73039448
theres good parts and bad parts of both, grass is greener on the other side though

my house is full of asbestos

>>73039488
You don't like there, that is the village from the passport.

>>73039488
Yes, all of Britain looks like the Cotswolds

You utter deluded fucking freak

>>73038942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI-QPkUH66Y

You're all dry dicks today

>>73039515
plenty of thatched cottages in my area

>>73039368
is it?
i just can't personally imagine it, i'm sure a mouthful of masculine sweat, fecal matter and hair is perfectly normal to some people.

>>73039464
You still would though.

>>73039488
Ah yes 1% of the country's living arrangements.

>>73039514
Same

council just said "dont touch it lmao"

>>73039498
I think you mean 5 Bedroom Brick British Houses vs shitty carboard yank houses than die when it comes into contact with wind

*embarrasses you in front of your peers*

>>73039547
get some taste

>>73039572
broken britain at it's worst

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creasing at tourists who visit britain expecting hogwarts or york and receive this instead

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>>73039569
Most British houses look like this

America is a fabulous country. Really great.

Just a shame it's full of Yanks

>>73039515
>>73039524

Yeah, I live in Oxfordshire though, it's the same style houses.

Really wish I wasn't addicted to wanking all the time

Really drains you

>>73039569
>expensive tiny british houses are better than large cheap american houses because british houses would fair better in a natural disaster
hm

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>get some taste

>>73039610
This is what the vast majority of this country looks like and it's depressing as fuck.

>But wait, let me post my one little village of 50 people in the middle of fucking no where

>>73039610
why would tourists ever go there

>>73039617
Literally this

Beautiful country populated by the worst people on the planet

>>73039610
most of them stick to oxford and london and edinborough and stone henge so they don't get that.

for students it must be a shellshock thoug.

Can get an American-sized house built to British construction standards here 2bh
Australia is literally the /radicalcentrist/ of housing

If everyone semi was turned into a single house we'd live like kings

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.4155404,-2.8395935,3a,75y,168.21h,79.12t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sUMzHumD25MVVK1fiuNuRLg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

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HIGHLAND REGIMENT

>>73039617
Yanks aren't too bad, they just tend to turn every single conversation they have into a cock measuring contest.

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rate

Reading about the execution of Australian prisoner of war Leonard Siffleet.

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>he doesn't live in failsworth

>>73039682
>>73039682
>>73039682
>>73039682

who else /UoB/ here

>>73039613
>>73039622
except not all of us are poorthern scum

>>73039625
MacGowan was legitimately one of the best songwriters of the last quarter of the 20th century

>>73039656
thought it was literally impossible to buy houses in australia

>>73039655
I always feel bad for students who come to Britain expecting stuff like Oxford but end up at some ex-poly.

>>73039676
get its lipstick out

>>73039699
>has nothing useful to say so tries to stoke up a north-south debate

i'm keeping an eye on you.