*tips hijab* edition
>>73037637
You have to go back
pertamax
>>73037637
For me, its April.
cucks
>>73037712
How big is her dick?
Remove Laos
>>73037754
Remove Viet Cong
I need to cum
>>73037737
Its big enough :3
>>73037786
you have all the girls you could want ITT to relieve yourself with,who will it be?
Myanmar is the future!
>>73037637
Hey guys remember 13 May? Good times, good times
I want to save Laos.
Malaly translation when?
Also go watch SAO
>>73037855
Sadly, Bakahime prefers bulls' cocks and grasses.
I want to nuke Laos.
>>73037922
Why do you hate Laos, Malayfag?
And I want to get laid.
>>73037917
e-eh di,p-putang ina mo
>>73037958
You'll be punished by your government desu.
>>73038047
Sup Lama, how's the weather?
>>73037855
I pick all of you. I want to cum inside all of you cuties :3
>>73038105
Windy season just started desu.
>>73038114
I would be honored,please use me
>>73037950
we're just teasing you. Its not everyday we got a female(male) autist as dedicated as you [spoiler]faggot[/spoiler]
>>73038105
How's the weather in your country desu?
>>73038142
Yes. Now let me inside
>>73038169
summer
>>73038169
>>73038169
fuck your flag
>>73038158
Guess you're simply playing April Fools pranks on me.
>>73038227
No desu
>>73037888
Literally what. Not worth remembering. New date for chink nass deportation is on 15 April 2017.
>>73038133
Must be nice living in heights.
>>73038169
It's occasionally raining somehow, even though it should be hell-like summer.
>>73038202
which hole would you like to use?
>>73038169
unpredictable, mostly shit.
>>73038133
I had a night out with the Nepalese society a couple of days ago celebrating their New Year. We all got really shitfaced and they had amazing traditional dance.
>>73038290
Let's start with your mouth sucking me off while I gently stroke your hair
>>73038265
Why waste money on deporting when we can just turn them into fertilizers?
>>73038047
It's the exact opposite actually. In Indonesia, they have a government sponsored program to make sure every single guy lost their virginity by the latest age of 15, by sending a government trained prostitute to be fucked by all the single guys in that particular village. Sounds weird but this is actually to give them a proper education on safe sex.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gQOYUWkV4o
>>73038133
Nep-chan
>>73038250
Y- yeah, maybe you can s-suck my dick, as a prank of course haha. It'll be hilarious haha
>>73038406
It's a load of crap, but will I wholeheartedly approve this government program providing that I get the first turn.
>>73037712
NAME???
>>73038341
I hope my body is to your liking
>>73038694
It is. I want to lick every inch of you
(a night sky full of cries
hearts filled with lies
the contract--is it worth the price?
a soul pledged to the darkness
now I've LAOS it, I know I can kill
the truth is just beyond the Gate)
>>73038505
Students in some poor Southeast Asian countries need to learn safe sex education as a prevention against sex-related illnesses such as HIV/AIDS
>>73038821
Abstinence is the best protection
>>73038737
then what are you waiting for?
I know I can't any longer
>>73038821
Tell that to tagalogs
since tagalogs are poor and stupid, the only hobby they know is fucking which results to being poor.
look at our capital full of tagalogs/slum
>>73038877
I am going to tease you until you cannot hold it anymore
>>73038740
I wish there was a proper second season
Indonesia is in dogs
Philippines is a silly penis
Malaysia is ling
Cambodia is cummed
Brunei is bruh
Laos is lost
Burma is poor
Singapore is racism
Thailand is trapped
Vietnam is a cong
>>73038999
Ching chong nice trips baguette
>>73038875
>>73038926
http://chinadigitaltimes.net/2017/03/sex-education-textbooks-spark-controversy/
>>73038999
Is this a collection of puns?
>>73038936
that's too mean,I thought you wanted to relieve yourself
>>73038999
>Burma is poor
>Singapore is racism
>>73039107
This alphabetical is below
Brunei is bruh
Cambodia is cummed
Indonesia is inbred
Laos is lost
Malaysia is malicious
Myanmar is mine
Philippines is a penis
Singapore is shit
Thailand is trapped
Vietnam is a vermin
Bru Nye the sharia guy
>>73038406
ora iso turu kuwi bocah bengine
>>73039260
Step up!
Like this guy>>73039344
DUBS decide my dinner tonight. No obscure shit is allowed.
>>73039470
Pagpag
>>73039470
Nazi Goering
>>73039470
Just salt on rice
>>73039470
peler sapi
Name a symbolic national animal for each of all 10 countries.
Since Laos is the least popular, I will mention elephants.
>>73039504
reroll
>>73039470
Kontol negro
What restaurant is an equivalent to Jollibee in your cunt?
>>73039542
Mine is Quick (just burgers) and Flunch (food in general)
>>73039529
The Philippine eagle, best bird.
>>73039529
This majestic creature represents all of SEA and Asia in general
truly the apotheosis of iconic animals
Hello?
>>73039542
Jolibee
>>73039633
>>73039633
Hi Burma guy.
>>73039344
Underrated post.
>>73038936
stop teasing
this is supposed to be for you but I'm the one who wants to finish
>>73038294
It's still chaitra aka December in here 2 weeks more to go for new year.desu.Seems like you celebrated bikaram sambat new year desu.So did you tried rakshi?
>>73039746
You have to hold it in for me
chuu~<3
New boards, lads
>>>/mo/
>>>/can/
>>>/fap/
Tell me, /asean/, why is your country poor?
>>73039941
Is your country's economic freedom good besides growth?
>>73038821
Tell that to bisayans
since bisayans are poor and stupid, the only hobby they know is fucking which results to being poor.
look at our capital full of bisayan/slum
I can't believe what is happening in Laos!
>>73038999
Pak polisi, passpor gue nggak ada kok. Karir. Imigresen!
>>73040026
Explain desu
Absolute scenes in Laos right now
Due to cuts in government funding for the arts and our spring break trip to mootxico, we've had to combine a few boards. Try and make some new friends!
>>73037637
best way to find a qt /asean/ guy to fuck in the uk?
>>73039941
If we are rich everyone will flood us, poverty for eternity screw developed status.
>>73040098
LEL, what the fuck did NippMoot do to be desperate enough to combine some boards?
>>73038821
>>73039042
http://www.philstar.com/cebu-news/2016/05/12/1582454/hiv-aids-cases-highest-cebu-city
Cebu bisayans girls are just culturally slutty and dumb
>>73040153
April fools
test
>>73040153
april fools duh
>>73040126
Bakahime is a faggot twink, he'll be glad to suck some dicks for free.
>>73039864
finish me please?
>>73039983
>land you own is basically the government's
>no minimum for private workers
>plenty of state-owned companies
>complex procedural for starting businesses
>bureaucratic government hinders when filling out business-related papers
So nah I don't think so.
>>73040098
What a lame April Fools' joke. Last year's changing of theme was way better.
>>73040170
>>73040187
Huh, I miss the olden days when the April fools was more exciting.
Fuck you /pol/ for kicking Moot out of 4chan.
Guise, I'm an Australian sex tourist and I'm gonna have spring break in Laos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uI6XeuIugE
>>73040098
What new boards?
>>73040175
you pass
>open /cock/
>there is samurai jack thread
my sides gone
>>73040234
So what are the needs to reform it?
I did hear that Vietnam is one of the top ranked countries according to Happy Planet Index for its respect in nature however. Best ranked SEA country in that area.
>>73040260
the threads on /fitlit/ and /cock/ are hilarious though
>/mlpol/
jesus they combined two thrash boards into one
>>73040319
The new samurai jack episodes are great though
>>73040415
the funny part of samurai jack thread on /cock/ is because jack is /ck/ meme
yeah i like samurai jack
new episode tomorrow
>>73040346
>Vietnamese
>respect nature
I don't think so.
Laos is love
Laos is life
Laos did nothing wrong
Laos is a miracle of the universe
Laos might've done many things wrong, but it's still a beautiful country inside and out
Laos is the best SEA country ever made
Laos just needed to smile again once communism is over
>>73040534
Then how is it?
happyplanetindex.org/countries/vietnam
>>73040541
Where have I seen this copypasta before?
>>73040593
People throw garbage everywhere, deforestation is too much, water is polluted, etc.
>>73040632
[spoiler]It's used in Attack on Titan and some other anime threads as well[/spoiler]
>>73040346
Wish I knew, guess we'll just let it take its course, as long as the good old gov doesn't get too corrupt it'll be fine.
Right now the people are too demoralized to start anything.
>>73040534
I'm curious, how did you come to this conclusion? They always include nature in everything they mention.
We recently enforced green energy efficiency check for automobiles as well.
>>73040675
If they wanted to improve, the country needed good governance, is it compatible with communism though? In the past Yugoslavia did it as does Cuba to an extant.
>>73040632
SHREK IS LOVE
SHREK IS LIFE
Cow Princess is whor8ng his hole for kraut's cock.
>>73039470
jolibee
>>73040675
>deforestation
http://www.tradingeconomics.com/vietnam/forest-area-percent-of-land-area-wb-data.html
According to various researches the forest coverage is steadily going up.
Though they need to raise awareness about the littering and control the factories from polluting soil and water.
>>73040678
There we go, I remember it now, it's being used to describe Annie.
Launch systems.
Anomaly detected.
Object inbound.
Shutting down.
>>73041009
Do you plan on lauching nukes against Best Korea?
everyday is the same
>>73041530
Hi Sakurako! Do you come with me by defeating against Communist China?
>>73041530
find a new hobby
>>73041271
Seems like you're a bit slow.
>>73041530
Life getting boring?
Are you filled with regrets?
Of course you are.
Suicide is an option worth looking into.
It feels weird to read eroge on bahasa.
>>73041722
Not as weird as reading doujin in Tagalog. Happened to me once, I accidentally saw a Tagalog doujin on Sadpanda.
>>73041722
In Malay?
>Eh, besarnye peler kau
>Iyelah, nah cepat isap dah nak keluar ni
>>73041810
>>73041625
>Suicide is an option worth looking into.
Or Sakurako could actually do something productive to keep her living, like watching comfy anime, doing sports or whatever as you please.
>>73041810
I mean I'm used to read it in English.
What board will hiroshima will merge us with asean? mlp and pol where merge
>>73041878
SLOW
L
O
W
>>73041873
Kek, this is gold. Post it more.
>>73041904
Is it fully voiced?
>>73042002
Translate?
>>73042036
Probably yes like most eroge of today.
>>73042036
Nah it's jap dub.
>>73042074
It's a raunchy crap about BDSM.
Imagine fifty shades of grey with malaysian tudung.
>>73041764
>there are morons who translate translated English doujins to Tagalog
That seems counterproductive and terribly inefficient.
Are we becoming completely illiterate?
What did she mean by this?
>"kissing" is mouth to mouth, if it's mouth to forehead then it's just a "kiss"
>>73042117
What a shame. I really expect it to be voiced by Indo girl with faux-innocent voice.
>>73042002
I don't have the copy. It was written by an Italian dude and translated into Malay (now banned).
If you like reading Malay sex stories, search for "Cikgu Suraya". The story is such a legend almost every guy here know about it.
>>73042185
God damn, muh dick.
>>73042215
What kind of fucking synopsis is this? Malaysian History X meets GTA?
>>73042215
For real?
>>73042215
Holy molly.
>>73042215
Is this guy funded by Soros?
>>73042215
>from small town Kedah
REEEEEEEEE its a state of 2 million people not a damn town.
>>73042317
Maybe. Maybe I should buy one online.
http://fixi.com.my/produk/nazigoreng
>>73042325
Yeah. I don't think the government care that much but when some people made noise about it the government has to say that it's now banned but you can still buy one, just not at popular bookstores as before.
>>73042215
I wonder if Cikgu Suraya is such a gem in spite the Malaysian media being hostile to nudity in general?
>>73042755
It wasn't published anywhere. Just some dude wrote it in a blog.
>>73042317
This would be Malaysian history meets commie GTA.
>>73042854
So what if we make a commie version of Nazi Goreng where the protagonist joined the commie group?
Communism is barely better than Fascism either way.
>>73042894
It's hard because communism is funded by jews.
>>73042894
It won't sell, half a century of war against communism makes it a taboo topic. The govt didn't even let them bury Chin Peng's ashes here unless the armed forces decided to forgive the dead man.
Till the late 80's commie terrorist were still launching cross border raids and beheading people.
>>73041764
LoL at least it it help bisayans to stop being illiterate and stop sounding like baboons
>>73042167
Its uncucking us to your white masters
Just a wee bit tho
Source
https://www.wattpad.com/174827229-cikgu-suraya-1
>>73044137
>Fulamak, berderau darah aku, macam nak tercabut jantung rasanya melihatkan Cikgu Suraya sedang berbogel di dalam Biliknya.
T O P K E K
O
P
K
E
K
I should really give some money to the writer of this shit.
sweet dreams you guys
>>73042167
Yeah, Illiterate in our own language which is a lot more degrading.
>>73041764
I hope this is decent and not full of slangs and hispanized words and taglish
>>73044287
So, have you finished?
>>73045428
I just can't grasp those words on the third page. What the hell is a cipap?
>>73045534
cunt
Everyday the same
If you were born as a tagalog, what would you do?
If you were born as a Bisaya, what would you do?
>>73046416
Eat pagpag and my shit while licking chink and white peoples anus
73046385
no pic no talk
If you were born as a Aeta in Benguet, what would you do?
>>73046385
Do you even need any explanation other than that?
Of course those exist among all the mountains of pictures of cats and food.
how do I fall in love?
>>73046831
Go to the uni library and stalk someone who read books from sections that you like.
>>73046900
Manila is shit go to Cebu for sex tour
>>73046946
Is that how you got your gf?
>>73046986
Exactly go to Cebu or Davao you can get all the slum and pagpag there
They will welcome you for that
>>73046831
why don't we find out together?
Show me a Malay/Indonesian girl in bikini while wearing a hijab.
[spoiler]You can't.[/spoiler]
>>73047536
Good idea. Show me the way
>>73047748
I don't know the way,you take the lead
>>73046385
Personally I think those girls are hypocrite and need to be gassed.
And no, I'm not into hijab.
So how is AoT season 2 guys?
>>73047894
*unzips dick*
>>73047944
Different folk here.
I don't mind hijab and I could interact with them just fine as long they don't annoy me.
>>73048002
>Can I make this happen when I come to Indonesia on vacation?
Just write a fanfiction about it, it will make you feel better than to fall into troubles.
>>73047997
what if you don't like it?
>>73047955
I don't follow AoT series.
>>73047999
Agree, I personally prefer my future wife doesn't wear hijab if she still wants to have full freedom for wearing clothes and wears hijab if she wants to commit more to religion.
I prefer the first though.
>>73048002
You can, I think there are local AVs with hijab girl. I don't watch it though.
>>73048227
Don't worry, I'll :3
brrrrrrraaaaaaappppppptttttttt
>>73048469
Just find it at semprot[dot]com
how do I have sex with a malaysian-chinese girl?
>>73049284
Go to LA and ask Alvin.
>>73049284
You put the penis inside the vagina and move forward and backward
>>73049408
I mean how do I get her to want to fug me? being white isn't enough
>>73049439
>being white isn't enough
Maybe you're not white enough.
>>73049439
Not white enough
>>73049439
Maybe you are not Kpop enough
>>73037803
A true nordic nose, put blond hair on this girl and she could pass as a swede woman anyday. Green eyes like this is not that uncommon in sweden and regarded as pretty as blue eyes.
>>73049284
Ask Elliot Rodger's dad.
>>73040007
>kang
Are they the hoteps of the Philippines?
Looks like the thread will soon reach bump limit.
>>73049991
Bengap betul ko ni
>>73049991
310 la baru sampai limit
who here street floods like a sewer from a little of rain?
>>73047955
you tell me
>>73050881
Damn, not even KL is that bad.
>>73050881
Do you live in a city that's vulnerable to natural disasters? I don't.
>>73050925
no natural disasters in Saigon, except heavy rain.
PR China is shit. They persecute social and environmental activists, they persecute religions and more importantly they can persecute ethnic minorities such as Uyghurs and Tibetans.
PR China also wants forced reunification with Taiwan and relations stagnated between the two, plus Taiwan proper is recognized only by like, 20 countries. Plus the country loves to ripoff everything from foreign stuff.
Dunno if it's a good thing that Xi Jinping can purge people committing wrong things but he's merciless and courageous at doing it. What I'm worried is that some of his actions are basically post-modern versions of Mao Zedong.
>>73050881
Sounds like Kajang
>>73051005
Same. Storms and heavy heat can occasionally happen to my town though.
>>73051137
>Look up Kajang banjir
Kek, even crocs seems to be swimming in town.
Must be pretty kek if someone comes home to a croc squatting at his home.
>>73051642
Creepy
>>73051642
>>73051700
Punishment for being gay (Anwar & Malay chan)
>>73051786
Is Kajang a gay city?
>>73039470
Dog crap
>>73052166
Too late
>>73039470
Thai food.
New thread:
>>73053407
Bodo betul la
Lads
>>73053524
>Laods
Since no one is active in the thread except me, I'll turn it into a PR China hate thread aimed at /asean/ audience.
>>72992745
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>>72993739
Is there any single Vietnamese anon who actually likes PR China? One guy said there is not a single Kinh who do.
hehehe
>>73055946
Some Hoas probably do, Kinhs: no.
>Mama Yuli is the leader and protector of Indonesia's transgender women - or Waria, as they are known. Though revered on some of Indonesia's thousands of islands, Waria are increasingly persecuted elsewhere, as a stricter type of Islam takes root.
>Though revered on some of Indonesia's thousands of islands
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-39259899
wat
>>73065337
gay people were mystics and shamans in pre-spanish philippines and were not frowned upon
I just clean my bp
it feel sooooo good
>>73065757
We have no concrete proof of that BTW
If they even are trannies
Also depends on wich tribe.
>>73066399
what if it feels to good and you accidentally poop?
>>73066518
never had it before
it feel so good after you pat yourself dry then oil your whole body (including bp) with lavender oil
>>73066600
sounds lewd,tell me more
>>73066600
have you tried inserting with a stick
>>73066740
your whole body smell like lavender
i can literally told you to sniff my butt
>>73066768
i had inserted 3 of more finger before
>>73066809
why would you want someone to sniff your love hole?
>>73066981
It's a homosexual fetish, it simulates benis in the butt
>>73066981
maybe its your fetish? :^)
and while you at it remember to jerk me off
>>73067060
is it your's
Why do you settle for boipucci when real girls are better?
>>73066768
>>73066809
>>73066600
This is perhaps the second gayest thing I've ever read in the history of /asean/.
>>73067682
whats 1st
I want to visit an absolute shithole and bang local girls. So tell me about girls in Jakarta. Are they easy for a blond blue eyed foreigner?
>>73067882
Bakahime's faggy ERP where he begged to an anon to show his dick.
>>73067682
>>73067997
I've seen worse, we need Paimin back.
>>73067950
If you are good looking then yes, you can fugg those qts. But if you are looking for sex tourism then maybe you should visit Bali providing that you got the money.
Or maybe you can go to Bangkok and fuck some tranny.
>>73068049
Where is he btw? Did he go sudoku?
>>73068097
Probably still lurking, just without a trip
>>73066768
Nobody would give it to you little brat
wakey wakey cucktholics
>>73068398
bully
>>73068613
bully
>>73068616
>>73068649
It's already past 9! why aren't you at mass?
>>73068616
Everyday the same
>>73068686
They must be attending mass through skype.
>>73068737
Heresy
>>73068686
>>73068737
there's more than one mass session in a day,I'll wait till everyone in the house is free and we'll all go together at the later masses
>>73068690
you don't like hanging out with us? :(
>>73068762
Do you not know there are evening masses as well? Now I eat tangerines
>>73068774
not bored with you. Just bored with my homemade dildo
>>73068790
Are you sure you're not eating something brown and tasting like grass?
>>73039470
pork
>>73068839
kek reroll even though he already ate hours ago
>>73068822
No. Just eating tangerines
>>73068813
make a new one
>>73039470
rice and indomie
>>73068895
Not him, but this is my last night dinner.
>>73068882
I have no more pocket money.
>tfw no qt /asean/ muslim gf
that feel when you bump your head on your car
>>73069255
Try lube to reduce swelling?
Inshallah brothers
>>73039470
Soy beans and rice with egg if u don't have soy beans just eat rice and egg with a leek
la la la la le de dum
>>73046006
I love cute brown girls
>>73069487
We have superior tempe or tahu here, nobody eats raw soy beans.
ouch ouch! I bumped my head again
>>73069718
>>73069746
I have a bump. Maybe tangerines will make me feel better
Hi sakuraso poster pls be my gf
>>73069788
never
haha playing with my penis lol
>>73069904
bakahime has a penis?
>>73070013
Who is this Bakahime? I am just a rich Chinese who loves tangerines and dildo my butt
>>73070013
Surprise, surprise. A nonfunctional one if I might add.
>>73070078
Shut up
>>73069834
Why; ;
>>73070238
Because I am gay
With regards,
Sakurako poster
it's normal again
God, I miss /vint/ and its shitposts.
Test
Can we talk about Laos now?
>>73070438
*Shaking intensifies*
LAOS DID NOTHING WROOOOOOOOOOOOOONG