/brit/

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>>73036217
>Anon...Come over here now...The chicken needs basted

guvk

Establishment, or anti-establishment?

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need a dead gf 2bf

Kind of sick of seeing brain dead spastics commenting on cultures they know nothing about

This idiot talking about the 'Arab mindset' is a prime example

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>>73036266
both

>>73036282
don't give a fuck sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfK0Y_qzE54
best mde vid

>>73036156
the hitcher?

>>73036258
ohh yeahhh NIGELLA I'm gonna SEMEN-BLAST your CHEST-CAKES, YEAH... ohh.. ohhh... ohhh... getting there.. ohh... Nigella! ohhh... Nigella! ohhhhhh... slap my ballbag!! yes! yes! NIGELLA

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>anon put your willy in my vagina

>no april fools from hiro yet
it's awfully quiet, laddos

>>73036220
Slightly annoying desu, every time I speak to him about it he's like "Oh yeah bro sorry about that man no worries I'll do it next time" and then never does. I've got a choice between sperging out properly or just putting in a few hours of my time making the place less shite. Think I'm being played like a fiddle desu.

>>73036156
Joy Ride 1 or 2

>>73036291
he's from Reddit, like all Canadians are
don't pay any attention to them

>>73036304
sorry but i have a condition known as phimosis

>>73036304
Man if she actually talked like a kid in the bedroom that'd be an instant turnoff.

As I was walking home one night
I saw a stranger by a light
His arms were long, his head was small
I've never seen a man so tall
His arms reached out and grabbed me tight
I went along without a fight
I looked and saw he had no face
And then my heart began to race
He spoke to me without a sound
And picked me up right off the ground
The Slender Man took me away
To never see new light of day

>>73036266
antidisestablishmentarianism

>>73036304
oohh godddd nigella i can't go another round... ohh... oh my bonemast... ohh nigella... ohhhh

>>73036291
I know what I'm talking about you fucktard.

Their culture is fucked.

Fuck you.

Fucking barbarian-sympathising Taig fuckwit.

>>73036317
exactly why i live alone desu. that plus i like being able to wank wherever takes my fancy.

business idea: make a game where you're a secret underground paranormal investigator and each mission you have to find/hunt scary spooks (its a horror game)

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:D

challenge: do one (1) post that I care about for once

Junk is not an Americanism

Do the gimmick correctly or face my lance.

brighton looks like Italy

>>73036304
sorry mate your 55 year old fanny is too loose for me

>>73036357
Are you the retard leaf that considers himself a modern day philosopher? Go back to the 'dit, you know nothing about algeria

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>anon you did bring the coke right??
>You can milk mummy after

>>73036304
woah bit explicit

>>73036365
>610x610
hate these resolutions
please only use powers of two in the future, such as
1
2
4
8
16
32
64
128
256
512
1024
2048
4096
and 8192

if i had my childhood again i'd try and be one of those boys whos only friends were girls.
they're nicer, smell better and may accidentally develop feelings over time

>>73036416
'it 'ay

You will be paid $2,000,000 USD if you agree to have your penis surgically removed

Yes or no?

>>73036416
id put more effort into sex with teachers d e s u

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Why does every nation on Earth understand banter.

Except the fucking Yanks

wish Australians would be rounded into camps and gassed desu

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>anon bring me the eternal souls of young children to keep my youth NOW

>>73036398
he's an apostate muslim

they all talk like that and think they're "enlightened" because they left islam

>>73036401
would quite enjoy suckling at her milky teats ngl

got called a 7/10 on /fa/ lads

Called some ugly cunt at 7/10 on /fa/ as a joke

>>73036464
that's a 4/10 irl lad

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>>73036452
what about my cummies instead

Conservatism is the dread fear that somewhere, somehow, someone you think is your inferior is being treated as an equal

>>73036444
except that was an Iraqi newspaper reporting that and Yanks weren't involved at all

learn to fucking read you fucking idiot, I bet you thought this was going to be a clever post when you did it

wish a Perth man would reply to me

Why are the aussies such chronic shitposters today? I'm cracking up

>>73036497
Now do Progressivism!

>>73036497
woah wtf i love open borders now.... thanks for making me see the light...

>>73036455
by allah we should put him to the sword

autismomick out in full force today lads

>>73036430
this one's too obscure

>>73036304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

>>73036398
How have I given the pretense I'm a modern day philosopher? What the hell gave you that idea.

The French government the Algerians rebelled against was a non-racist regime that protected human rights. The sole reason the Algerians rebelled was out of their own racism and xenophobia towards the Khafir.

And a massive part of Algerian culture today is moving to France to make a living.

It's fucking despicable and pathetic. Algeria more than any country on earth has chosen to be a third-world shithole.

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Are colonials allowed to sing Rule, Britannia?

>>73036497
don't have to be racist to be conservative

>>73036433
Yes i'm not using it anyway

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don't care one tiny bit

>>73036452
>anon bring me the eternal souls of young children to keep my body in the shape of a bowling pin NOW

How will /brit/ in 2017 be remembered 10 years from now?

>>73036506
think that was his point you mongoloid

Haven't read a Canadian post since late 2015. I'm too intelligent.

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imagine being gay lads... just imagine it

>>73036540
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ANUxVpqppv

nigella lawson looks like a paki

Hi, welcome to The Hot Sparkling Tingle Angel Baby ASMR Salon. I am Miss Twinkling Stardust Whispering Petunia, and I will be performing your Ear Brushing today. *drums nails in your face* *sucks on the microphone* *breathes heavily without a pop filter*

>if you don't want other people ruling over you you're a racist and a xenophobe!

>>73036564
No. Sing Gangajang instead.

>>73036576
Like 2007 was, nothing

Anything after 2000 is boring and stale

>>73036586
she's jewish

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>when my intellect is my weapon

might do a vocaroo making sex noises

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>>73036579
what a stupid comic
leftists are stupid desu

>>73036585
fuck off you thick pathetic gay fucking retard

>>73036630
do it

Lot of very angry posters here this morning

>>73036492
n-no it's not
they rated an actual 8/10 as 8/10 theyre NOT lying to me

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>>73036617
>Just checked this
Wow. It's even on the mother's side and everything.

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Shan't even entertain the thought of replying to this 'hi'

never listened to a single Vocaroo ever
Can't understand why anybody would

>>73036579
Could somebody explain this comic strip to me like I just woke up from a 10 year coma?

jamie is cooking up a lovely beef thing on jamie at home lads

>>73036641
what if mummy hears

*doesnt brush my teeth for 5 days*
*sneezes in your face*

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>April

>>73036661
>asian

lol

>>73036640
bit of a weird april fools there mate?

>>73036654
You know what I hate most about you? Your smile. And your big cock.

>>73036670
the more the merrier

>>73036661
good lad

>>73036666
Dumbald Drumpf is now President of the USA because everything is sexist and mean

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> doesnt brush my teeth for 5 days
Enjoy periodontitis.

It's a fucking bitch.

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Ahhh yes

>>73036579
>clinton is pro-establishment
>neck-deep in the system
>mainstream media continued to try to demonize trump
>somehow is against hillary anyway
That's pretty much what I'd expect from a left wing cartoon. Fucking dipshit liberals.

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>anon stop talking about immigration and start sucking on my teat

face it, Jerome gets more time than Brandon

>>73036688
Kill yourself Reddit

>>73036732
i think i shall do BOTH, m'lady

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>Fucking dipshit liberals.

how do pirates get illegal games to work online

I watched season 1 episode 1 of Nigella's cooking show.

I've never seen anything more middle class.

>>73036721
Did you have it?

>>73036749
There's no bigger sign of a Redditor/numale than ugly Asian girlfriend. Prove me wrong.

>>73036704
howled irl when i read this

>>73036721
I work with a guy who clearly never brushes his teeth. I swear he really does have a film of some kind of brown filth where his teeth meet his gums. Never seen anything quite like it before in my entire life. Even worse, the weirdo thinks that women flirt with him... When he looks like he just tongue punched a fartbox.

Asians must be the easiest women to get with because they're attracted to everyone but Asian men

They're all slanty eyed mongs tho

>>73036401
>ywn do coke with a busty english milf and spend the night fucking the shit out of her

jesus

>>73036760
russian hackers

>>73036788
fuck off Reddit

>>73036765
she has many cooking shows m8 you need to be more specific

>>73036789
yeah but how, you'd think it'd be fullproof

>>73036661
>I would love to meet you
No wonder she wasn't interested.

>>73036775
Yes. It's painful. I had to gradually keep upping my dental hygiene game until it stopped being such a nuisance.

Your cheeks swell, your teeth rot, your gums become EXTREMELY sensitive.

I brush every morning now.

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you've got a poo hanging out your bum

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>>73036806
you've got a lot to learn, kiddo

>>73036783
You know if you applied this autistic confidence to every other race, you would find white/Black/Arab women just as easy.

under the iron briiiiiidge, we kiiiiiiiissed

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>>73036757
HOW DID YOU GET MY PICTURES!!??

big fan of the "need to feel a gigantic hairy spider scurry across my bollocks" gimmick
its really really funny
such a specific thing to say and it came completely out of nowhere

>>73036820
fuck off

>>73036776
got a fit korean gf

agreed that a chubby viet gf is very reddit though

>>73036806
I never play online games via pirate desu. Unless it's possible to play with friends (no matchmaking or anything)

One of you tramps send me the virgin walk photo so I can send it to my extended family and friends

>>73036837
then i woke up with sore tits

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Fucking democracy REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>73036724
what am i supposed to be seeing here

go weeks without brushing and don't think i have this periodactyl shit
my gums nor teeth are sore

fuck lads im being murdered

>>73036820
>gradually keep upping my dental hygiene game

>I brush every morning now.

how skanky are you that it took gradual progression to reach brushing your teeth every morning?

>>73036835
I have no trouble getting with white women, I'm vehemently unattracted to Asian birds. The majority of them are deformed mongrels.

Honestly I think all /brit/ posts should be on a 24 hour delay

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>>73036862
>most of the twitter pictures are fat white people

>>73036401
>>73036732
>>73036452
>Ah yes tight colorful clothes to signal youth and hide the cellulite, saggy tits, huge areolas and weird scars from her 2 or 3 pregnancies
Would take a nobody 21 year old year over her anytime

>growing up I was the crier
>distinctly remember in elementary school baby talking constantly which I found out is a very common sign of low IQ or autism

hmmm

gonna finish off the rest of my stash from last night

im white

ama?

>>73036862
why do they all think that calling their opponents "scared" is an argument?

>>73036904
how many hakas have you done

>>73036385
>loose
virgin detected

>ywn drive across Europe in a mercedes

>>73036871
can I give a eulogy?x

>>73036902
>baby talking constantly
haha me too, teacher ended up thinking i had special needs
jokes on her though because my iq is unironically 135
Probably autistic though.

had a weird dream where I was a girl

haha

>>73036902
piss off Reddit nobody cares

Imagine being an Aussie dickhead tramp cunt

>>73036847
wouldn't mind a chubby asian gf 2bh

she might actually have some ass that way

>ywn drive across all white people in a mercedes

>>73036895
Would heem you if you ever insulted nigella like that in my presence you vile slug.

>>73036954
fuck off

>>73036962
Don't remind me :(((

>>73036962
hello Goldwitz

listening to Blondie (but I'm not gay)

>>73036987
yes you are

ALGIERS! The brothel of the Mediterranean!

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>>73036895
>I might forgive you for those mean words if you buy my book, anon

>>73036939
Had a dream where I was an extremely sexy girl and I had a threesome with my gf and another bloke

Hmmmmmmmm

>~250kb/s
ah yes, the lucky country

>>73036936
I was accused of having Autism partly because I made a vow to myself to not speak as long as possible and this went on like three days. Never developed mentally, dad had severe anxiety in school and his sister has BPD, but people tell me only nebulous meme diseases like depression are genetic.

>>73036847
>>73036954
You should fuck outside your race just to trigger the autists on /int/.
There's nothing more satisfying than being abused for your sexual partners by somebody who has none.

>>73036987
Mariaaaaaaaa

You've Gotta see her

>>73036997
lol maybe x

>>73036987
>but I'm not gay
not sure i buy that one
*presents bp to test you*

>>73036954
the gf is literally underweight and still manages to have over a handful of arse

feel quite lucky haha

Business proposition: merge /brit/ with /cum/ and call it /bum/.

>>73037008
>people tell me only nebulous meme diseases like depression are genetic
do some research you mong, most mental illnesses are largely genetic.

>>73036895
Yeah that's a fine point and all; but 21 year old white bitches can't cook for shit.

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>>73037019
*goes in head first*

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been a little while since I posted in one of these

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Algiers was known for in the 17-19 centuries for its slave trade and brothels.

>>73036404
shut the fuck up cunt

>>73037020
>>73037015
>>73036954
>>73036939
>>73037049
literally fuck off and kill yourselves

*adjusts glasses smugly*

just had sex with my 9/10 gf
creampied her

now i shall have a shot of bourbon and smoke a cigarette

>>73037046
>do some research you mong, most mental illnesses are largely genetic

There is nothing more environmental than depression 2bh while anxiety exists irrationally most the time

>>73037034
i like the name
but i hate the concept
i'm willing to invest 10 (you)s for the name, if you immediately leave to /cum/ and never return

Woke up on my crucifix again
Was up all night praying for revenge

>>73037015
i've already had the "r9k crossboarder calls you a race traitor" special

it was a good laugh tho

>>73036967
If you should heem anyone it's nature and her cruel joke of making us attracted to youth and constantly trying to optimize our sexual partner's. Would have loved to settle down with a nigela type in her thirties and tried to do so. But 19 year old tight asses in short shorts is what I like if I'm being honest with myself

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ALGIERS! Whorehouse of Barbary!

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>just had sex with my 9/10 gf
>creampied her

>>73037003
you're gay now

all these posters pretending to have gfs, what is their end game?

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>>73037063

>>73037034
>merge quality content with unfunny gay beaners talking about the weather and circlejerking
no

>>73037069
One shot of bourbon? Fucking yank bender, admit it, you gave your 3/10 Canadian boyfriend an anal creampie

>>73037089
>19 year old tight asses in short shorts is what I like if I'm being honest with myself

looks like you're in the right place for that x

>>73037089
gonna spit my chew in your eye roach

janny you can NOT let this stand

Just whatsapped my mummy requesting a sausage sarnie

>>73037116
more like he gave his size 9 sock a damp patch and downed a shot of sunny d straight from his mum's fridge.

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What the fuck did she mean by this?

stink of absolute raw shite me lads

>>73036782

I went on being a medic in the army in order to avoid the NCO quota.
We had one class about dental health, I remember seeing pictures of teeth that had this kind of blackened rotting center. The guy giving the lecture basically said "ay ya cunts, this kinna shait has a serious likelyhood of causin' a blood poisonin' so ya gotta yank it off ASAP". Later on one of the blokes in my squad opened his mouth and showed that he had one exactly like in the picture. The cunt refused to go to a dentist because "it doesn't hurt one bit. Quite literally the most stupid person I've ever met, he got kicked off month before us since he got caught off doing meth.

>>73037115
>alri alri alri hurr um havun er wank luds alri hur alri alri hur
Hmm yes, quality...

Listening to psytrance after slipping a bit of a crushed up yoke in the morning taé

I'll be wired the day

little reminder, you literally don't know what rorke means and you're blatantly very new here
Shan't (you) you, but you know who you are
"rorke" isn't a word for anyone right wing, you stupid fucking cunt

>>73037163
just whatsapped your mummy requesting some "hotdogging"
it's not about food though

>>73037144
he's still asleep after a mental night out with the lads

Did 4chan do an april fool, I can't see it.

>>73037059
nah how bout you fuck up cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swBDlOk0V6Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swBDlOk0V6Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swBDlOk0V6Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swBDlOk0V6Y

my gf singing

>>73037069
>shot of bourbon
>not sipping it as though it's water

fucking yank lightweights

>>73037163
that's when you put your sausage between her big loaves?

>>73037175
if you dont like it here then fuck off
>>73037181
this was my post hehe :P x

>>73037172
Only beautiful black women are worthy of Algerian willy

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which one lads?

>>73037196
yeah we're pretending your posts are bare shite today

>>73037172
she didn't want a bar of it

>>73037175
yeah there's a reason why your thread is dead and you probably have less American posters than this general does mate fuck off haha

>>73037220
go to fucking bed kid

>>73037174
was in the army myself
infantry though

don't care about my teeth

>>73037196
yeah, its you, you stupid fucking bellend

>>73037243
go to fucking /cum/ yank

>>73037212
you realize absolutely nobody is going to click on this, so why do you persist?

>>73037174
Sounds like a real winner.

What have your favourite topics of discussion been in this thread so far?

>>73037228
Never said anything about liking black women to her neither. Very confusing.

barely brushed my teeth at all as a kid and had seven cavities detected in one session when i did go to el dentista1

11 cavities in total i believe

>>73037251
Bent twat

a terrible brit post is worth more than even the highest quality yank post

makes you think

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>go to fucking bed kid

Why is American humour so cringeworthy?

Example A:

Dude haha dog fart *fart noises* eeeeeehhhh hehe epic awesome *shit splattering against wall*

Example B:

The French are baguette fucking surrender monkeys! Hell Yeah!

>>73037229
right

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you can't beat a mixie

>>73036917
100000000000000000000000 lol

thats all for today. my next topic is: yoshi, the green dinosaur. do we luv im, or do we hate im?

>>73037277
people shoving their sausage into my mum

don't use aprilfoolsday to make jokes about:
>suicide
>self harm
>mental illness
>"coming out"
>breaking up with someone
>death

>>73037289
ah yes here he goes again

>>73037287
Riley is straight up my genuine nigger. You probably don't know who Riley is newfag.

David (((Schneider)))

https://twitter.com/davidschneider/status/848079169464479744

>>73037212
I clicked and regretted it
don't make the same mistake

*slaps your arse*

haha lad, not gay tho

>>73037086
Exactly. They shouldn't be worrying about your sexlife, they should be worrying about a lack of their own.

>>73037296
*posts an image of any white girl who has ever lived*

>>73037315
haha parenthesis meme :)

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>>73037290

lads I'm killing myself because I developed schizophrenia after coming out as gay and my dead girlfriend broke up with me

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>>73037289
stop redditspacing

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>>73037316
this cures the frenchman

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>You probably don't know who Riley is newfag.

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Algeria! Land of sex slavery!

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>>73037296
I'm sure that if her boyfriend was black enough he could absolutely beat the shit out of her.

>>73037342
I love how hard you're trying to not appear triggered yet blatantly being so

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>>73037315
fun map :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emGri7i8Y2Y

tune

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Alri seems like the situation is salvageable after all. Brb taking muscle photos.

I'm an active member and avid supporter of the r/asianmasculinity community

>>73037322
it's a choice because girls are such unfaithful sluts nowadays

my toilet just overflowed everywhere

and the best part? There is shit everywhere LMAO!

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>>73037332
me?x

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>>73037353
good to see a quality 'dora come out of this

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don't make April fools jokes about: me or my son ever again

>>73037289
Why are you bullying our American friends lad

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>>73037342

>>73037374
zero people will click on this

>>73037332
>women
>white
haha as if
women are not white

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>>73037350
this cures the american

>>73037375
send me your photos now.

>>73037375
She looks like a plastic doll mate Asian women are weirrdddd

Voted UKIP in the last general election and since then they've become an absolute shambles. What happened?

http://imgur.com/a/4Cjqb

PLEASE read my album it's quite important.

Kill all whites

>>73037378
Whatever floats your boat. As long as you get yours.

my maternal lineage (my mitochondrial dna) is Sami
fug :DDD

>>73037375
don't forget to give us a look at those muscle pics x

>>73037389
not a girl

you're my friends
you know that right?

>>73037315
Why is Ross from friends posting about brexit

>>73037428
They've fulfilled their purpose.

Your job now is to keep the Tories in power until Brexit has been fully delivered.

What the fuck is up with girls?

Been messaging a few that I met through uni and get shitty short replies. So I basically ignore them, take ages to reply myself and now they don't stop sending pictures, messaging etc?

>>73037452
attach trigger warnings to future posts please

Don't give a fuck about Gibraltar or the parasites that live there. They take the piss out of the UK

Cómo va caballeros

>Takes muscle pics for all those hot Asian women out there

>>73037455
this post made me smile
love u m8

>>73037431
pathetic, all of them

>>73037431
just fuck off back to plebbit already, nobody has paid any attention to your cringeworthy queefs of posts for like 30 minutes now

Going to see United vs Real Madrid in July this year

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>>73037426
Yeah. Her name is literally Doll.

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>anon you did remember the johnnies?
>up the gary it is then

>>73037428
UKIP was a single issue party and they achieved their goal

no reason for them to exist anymore
should just become a tory faction

>>73037464
depends on where in their ovulation / menstruation cycle they are

>>73037412
LOOOOOOOOOOL

Wish I lived in Australia

They have a nice culture for drinking and taking it easy

Also lovely weather and women

>>73037467
it's literally a rock with about 12 people living there yet it constantly enrages Spain

quality banter. Hang on to it at all costs

>>73037488
yeah bit too noncey, going to have to ask you to leave

>>73037489
would honestly be really turned off if a woman spoke like this
might as well shag a bloke

>>73037494
>UKIP was a single issue party
Wrwong. Their tax plan was the only party that was reviewed independently and praised by everyone that studied it

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>>73037431
why is the algerian in this

>>73037510
we don't need more irish cunts, thanks

>>73037174
>tfw you get on the fries and it's not all that great

meth is overrated as fuck

>>73037488
never, EVER, EVER use smiley faces to a girl ever again

>>73037529
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>73037489
>looks like somebody wore her as a johnny and put her up someone's gary if you know what I mean

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id like to know your thoughts on yoshi
he eats people and turns them into eggs

>>73037530
Might get hooked up wth a job as a labourer in the Gold Coast, can I stay at your gaff for a while?

>>73037521
hehe yeah, LADBible banter.

>>73037494
they wanted smoking rooms in pubs again, definitely not single issue

>>73037510
a gentle irish accent does well most of the time too

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>2017
>still lusting after whites and asians

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Do any of you know how the modern country of Algeria even developed?

It developed out of various slave-trading states that eventually united under the Ottoman Empire.

Before that, there was no Algeria. There were the Sultanates of Mauritania (Morocco), and Ifriqiya (Tunisia). Algeria was just the middle region between the Moroccan heartland and Tunis.

business idea: go to australia and pull back phimosis lad's foreskin

hid that post immediately

>>73037538
>applying the standards of his fat unforgiving feminist dragons to the sweet girls we have over here, with whom you need to tame down the alpha, to the contrary
Please don't.

>>73037565
>Might get hooked up wth a job as a labourer in the Gold Coast
Prepare to be bashed by drunk Maoris.

Genuinely pissed off that an unfunny fat fuck like James Corden can just get plucked out of nowhere to host on of the biggest late night shows in America and just live in the bright sun of California

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You're not white if you dont browse reddit

>>73037581
Mines very thick and rough, when I went to England people couldn't understand me and I had to repeat myself 2-3 times

>>73037588
Fuck up

UK = shiiiittttt
Fuck your mothers uk bitch
United kaliph

stamps have gone up by 1p
thanks brexit mongs

>playing music on spotify
>open 4chan
>music turns off as some background ad is trying to play
>now can't listen to music while on 4chan

Ah yes, thanks Hiroshima.

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the tumblr gf

>>73037588
Slavery was only done by the white Brits and Americans. The absolute state of your post

>>73037609
Maoris don't fuck with the Irish mate and if they do I'll bash every Tongans fucking teeth in with my trusty hammer and call my Irish contacts down to finish the job

Fucking islander scum

>>73037632
ublock origin, lad

>>73037632
this entire post screams pleb braindead normie idiot, you won't have any sympathy here

>>73037618
they i can't guarantee anything

>>73037645
literally one of the lowest effort baits i've ever seen but the canadian will still fall for it because he's essentially a yank

>>73037635
Even though the pussy game probably ridiculous; that looks like all sorts of nuisance if you stuck around.

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Honestly if you are only going to fuck your own race you may as well be shagging your own dad up the shitter.

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>>73037618
Just like a Mick to defend a nation founded on bondage and prostitution.

>>73037671
>bait
The fuck you on about?

>replying to the attention-seeking dumb raghead manlet

/brit/ really has hit rock bottom.

>>73037660

don't have that on iPhone

>>73037608
>>applying the standards of his fat unforgiving feminist dragons

holy shit my sides

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>>73037629
lmao you literally sound like a nigger you 56% white fatfuck