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That feel when pencildick (edition)
*do the does*
6 and 5.3 here
Pirate scumbags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h_4SCQuIcc
i dont understand the word longshoreman. shouldnt it just be shoreman?
nuke the east coast
thailad ever fucked a ladyman
10x4 here
its like a long floppy noodle
The feel when you can't go outside because you're penis is too small in flaccid state.
>thainigger and his homo friend likes pjw
what a shock
>>73032282
No one cares, you fucking boring gimpy little paedophile.
4x10 here
its like a coke can
>>73032302
>shoes on the top shelf
thats what the fucking drawers are for
>>73032304
iktf. solid 6" and well proportioned when erect but tiny when soft
>tfw 4 inch pencil dick Anglo
'magine bein' such a yunkar you say "alri"
>>73032344
Yeah aka grower penis.
'g 'n 'o 'e 's, 'e 't 'g?
>>73032286
then perth would be the only white stronghold in a sea of abos
*dabs*
8-8.5x7 myself.
Thailad, my gf is chubby, has small tits and is mental.
Discuss the state of me
>>73032362
corentto
The guy who wrote the first 59 episodes of the Simpsons was a reclusive shut-in who never made a dime off of it.
Why are all the greatest geniuses the loneliest people?
>nag thailad for weeks to do a stream
>now i'm not even watching it
Need to stop posting about my gf tb h, Thailad is putting it together
didn't think there were anyway perthmen on /brit/
interesting
dumb aussie frogposter
>>73032416
haha same, I have a gf
>first love breaks my heart
>we communicated by email
>decide never to speak to her again without warning
>every month torture myself by considering opening than inbox to see what she left me
>don't know if I'd be mad that it was empty, or full of angry ranting, or 'I miss you' emails
>still ain't opened it
No idea what to do x
thailad do a stream
thanks god i don't waste my time with them
>>73032456
Shan't
The greatest geniuses get 0 recognition.
>>73032443
>mfw my post started all that
>>73032345
well atleast you're not a manlet, right?
>>73032443
My posts are actually in that lel.
>>73032467
>tfw B
Almost A but not quite. Any books for this feel?
day 7: had a shave so can't tell
>>73032518
Brave New World
>Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm really awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They're too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides they wear black, which is such a beastly colour. I'm so glad I'm a Beta.
The genius is oftentimes alone, and hardly ever recognised.
Take a genius, take the world; the two are strangers.
>>73032485
>>73032543
>>73032566
is this about thailad
Geniuosity is estranged from the mundane.
>>73032534
really made me appreciate being a beta
>>73032339
>fridge
>this fucking thread
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/72537524/#72539329
>>73032594
is that his sister or mum?
>Tfw 8 inch fatty
Feels good to be Anglo and not some subhuman mick
>>73032586
There's a thread on the Reddit front-page about how the guy who wrote the first few seasons of the Simpsons was a shut-in with no friends.
It just had me thinking about the state of genius.
>be me
>swimming pool
>fellow shredded man american neighbor
>he wants to small talk the american
>"heya how is it going?"
>"fine and you?"
>"I'm alright"
>that's what americans call small talk
>completely uninspired and mechanical instead of letting converqations develop organically or no conversation at all
>never talkibg to a north-american person ever again
>>73032618
Ivanka, definitely. During the inauguration she was trying to get him to talk to a girl is age and he just spilled spaghetti everywhere
>>73032377
good to see we have one honest person in here
>>73032612
virus do not click
73032594
not an autist after all
where is the April so-called fool?
>tfw too genius to get mail
>>73032477
http://www.khaosodenglish.com/news/2017/04/01/90-day-reporting-scrapped-expats/
Ayy have you seen this thailad?
>BANGKOK — Mandatory 90-day reporting for foreigners will be rescinded next week, the immigration bureau announced Saturday.
>The surprise announcement was made by bureau director Vorayuth Petnoi, who said forcing foreign residents to submit themselves and their personal information to the authorities four times every year was backward and serves no discernible purpose.
the nigger nigs at nignight
>tfw shredded
>>73032648
Stupidity is spread so far and wide, but brilliance is but a glimmer in the patchwork of the human collective. Sad.
>>73032678
oh holy shit, no ..
So I don't have to report next month?
I wish bitter lefties would leave Barron Trump alone. He did nothing wrong, he's just a 10 year old kid.
>>73032699
Yes! It's awesome
ghost in the shell movie was alright, would recommend
>>73032678
bloody open door immigration
>>73032714
oh wait.. it's April fools. -_-
>>73032725
Racist
>>73032725
my sister tried to get me to watch the anime about 10 years ago and i declined, missed my chance to be a snob about it
*pinches you*
*punches you*
First of the month!!!
garfuck the cat
>>73032706
reckon he'll grow up to be one of those fucked up child celebrities everyone feels sorry for like macaulay culkin and jake lloyd
>>73032698
she never smiles
she constantly looks as though she's waiting for a suicide bomber to reveal himself
garcunt
>>73032706
>10 years old
>6 foot
Trump has definitely been slipping growth hormone into his brekkie
>>73032695
>ah yes opening your little copy of the photoshop software with your little fingers and spending a substantial amount of time disfiguring me while giggling like a schoolgirl
>pic related the unstoppable war machine that I humbly call 'the body' btw
>>73032258
>tfw length and girth arent enjoyable
Donald will be impeached for our sins but Barron will be declared the First Citizen of the USA, dictator for life
>>73032740
They took scenes and elements from the first season, 2nd Gig and the animated movie
They tied it in for normies well enough, but if you actually like the series, you'll notice the little things are plentiful. I thought it wasn't gonna be very existential, but it was moderately so.
Well, /brit/, is he right?
>>73032761
FOY
>>73032736
Shit
>>73032791
mental how people were calling for impeachment literally 5 seconds after his inauguration despite him never doing anything wrong
>>73032765
mccauley culkin was probably raped a load by those hollywood pedos
>>73032795
yes
>>73032357
aka white man penis
>>73032840
nigger
>>73032803
got quite excited for a minute. I should have known it was too sensible for the immigration department.
>>73032842
you look at a lot of white mens dicks?
>>73032858
this guy is a fucking terrorist
>>73032777
He's clearly not 6 foot.
>>73032795
For context, it's a protestor in Chicago 1943. Black men could serve in the US military, but a lot of companies still refused to hire blacks.
So a Blackman could go to war and die for his country, but in his country was deemed unfit to be a milkman.
>>73032258
>6.5 x 8
>22 year old virgin
Doesn't even matter when dogs and guys with inverted micropenis' see more action than me
>>73032852
That's just mean tbqh. Not a good prank at all.
>>73032889
it takes half a brain to deliver milk. not so much brain power used in being literal cannon fodder
Sick of all these fake virgins here 2bh
>>73032874
Yeah yeah why don't you shut the fuck up and go photoshop more of my pictures while giggling to yourself
>>73032911
>>73032850
post arsehole
>>73032900
init
>>73032925
VIRGIN: please stop terrorizing me *covers eyes*
>>73032911
GOOD point.
The wife and I make our own milk. More nutritious than what the milkmen make.
>>73032842
i look at all kinds
i dont discriminate
>>73032512
>tfw king of manlets
ACT 1
SCENE 1
The British general of the International board of the website 4chan. There are several foreigners: other Anglos, Algerians, and Yanks.
YANK VIRGIN: W-well hello there is this where I discuss British culture?
virgin walks into the kitchen while virgin breathing then virgin standing while deciding what to virgin eat
I said heeey-yeey-yeay-yea-eh
heeey-yeaaay-yeah
I said hey
WHAT'S GOING ON?!
>>73032899
>>6.5 x 8
don't believe you
>>73032986
Stage direction: FOY
>>73032345
me2 lad
wonder if its my anglo genes or my celtic oned
Good morning lads
>>73032986
CHAD: Does thou not notice thou gait? By Jove thou hast the gait of a plow fresh from the smithy! Thou art failed to plow?
>>73032691
Bump my legitimate OC thread
does anyone in /brit/ know who this is
73033036
shant be doing that
>>73033052
william smith
>>73033052
jermaine jackson
>>73033052
my wifes bf
>>73033052
I don't, but I would love to welcome him in europe
>>73033052
principal from mean girls
munching a durrie
>>73033032
*YANK VIRGIN becomes flushed and trembles*
YANK VIRGIN: What can thou parse from the gait of I? Would you claim that the nature of a unused plow may be seen from one's gaze or speech? I assure you friend that many a lass been plown by me.
*starting to enjoy the virgin walk play gimmick*
Keep going lads
daily reminder for daily reminder issuers to issue their daily reminders
want to do some arduino stuff but I think I'm a bit too thick for it haha
installing virus
dont want to spend another day playing vidya and browsing the chon but nowt got much else to do
>>73033163
it's designed to be easy to learn
helps to have a project in mind though
>>73033122
CHAD: Your hair doth react to the breeze too much methinks, but nay, I care not for that matter but the location of the Moor whose countenance is hideous to gaze upon. Doth thou know where he hide?
VIRGIN: I did gaze upon a hideous moor as of late who doth walk the walk like mine. He appear here a this post.
>>73032858
CHAD: He...? You have my gratitude virg--citizen.
*CHAD leaves the thread*
dont know how merkel is destroying europe lads
any well informed lads to tell me about it?
>>73033252
Those zany Germans just can't top trying to control Europe
mum said she doesn't like muscular men because they're self-obsessed
do all women think like this?
>>73033252
Germany were the driving force for taking in refugees. all the balkans wanted to (and eventually did) wall off the refugees but Merkel invited them to Europe and set the whole thing off and then kept pressuring European countries to take them in and not wall them out
>>73033213
dost* thou
>>73033213
Australian poster: to whom do you refer? the man in the portrait? a man whose hair appears at odds with his legs, retreating further with every forward step taken? oh how nature doth love contradiction!
>>73033275
my mam says she doesn't like people who get really big in the gym
>>73033288
and how is this destroying europe
really hope we go to war with spain over gibraltar
lost my fucking dandy warhols cd
new kodak black album is fucking toppa top
>>73033312
Germany took in 1-1.5 million muslims, Sweden took in 180K, Austria took in a lot, Belgium took in a lot, France... Only Eastern Europe refused.
Thanks to Angela merkel Europe has been significantly more blacked
>>73033318
no im not
>>73033325
Why would Spain ever need to go to war over a fucking rock?
Your typical British terraced house? I'd value that at around £50-60k at the very most. Yet they go for at least £90-100k. You do not get any value for your money with British homes.
As soon as I save up a healthy deposit I'm going to convert it to dollars and buy a home in America. I have a yank fiancee so I can move over whenever I want when we're married.
Ahhh... I get why people drink whisky now. It's not too sweet, so you can drink a lot of it without feeling diabetic.
That's also why people prefer 'dry' alcohol in general. Drinking a lot of sweet shit makes the extremities tingle.
>>73033325
I personally hope we go to war with Argentina for the Falklands
>>73033275
no
most women like muscular men but not overly muscular like pro bodybuilder muscular
>>73033363
Americans are really stupid and annoying though
>>73033349
>, Austria took in a lot, Belgium took in a lot, France..
like 0.01% each
>Nearly half of the people who have received taxpayers' money to help them buy a home under a government scheme did not need it, according to research.
uh oh i've been rumbled
>>73033394
the demographics are fucked
under 18s are majority nonwhite in almost all western european nations now
>>73033384
I'd rather that then spend the rest of my life paying off a 25 year fixed rate mortgage for a shed
the alt-right is the only thing that has a chance of protecting the white race
remember that
>>73033420
not true
>>73033394
Yeah but the ones in France have nowhere to stay and slept all over the streets in Paris
Theres a tonne of information out there if you'd bother your arse to look. But keep living in your bubble where nonwhites do literally nothing wrong
>the alt-right is the only thing that has a chance of protecting the white race
>remember that
>>73032634
How do we make 'dit posters scared again?
>>73033343
>listening to anyther other than /PNL/
>shan't
https://youtu.be/Btg12Fuz7t0
https://youtu.be/w7lu-cNnYC8
https://youtu.be/IOwom_Gp__Q
>>73033420
not ireland desu
>>73033451
you're the one living in the bubble where everything is alledgedly done to fuck up european people
>>73033473
13 block is better
>>73033444
Eat shit and die, Frogfag
>>73033305
It's not that bad with the right haircut
(also notice the width of the shoulders)
Diversity is the most homogeneous and lifeless aesthetic today, totalitarian in its brutal and insipid repetition
It doesn't matter what women like.
'satisfying' a woman is the biggest crock of shit meant to make men feel inadequate. 60% of women do not orgasm during sex. Fact.
The female orgasm is an anomaly, and they still produce healthy viable offspring without climaxing. What you should be worried about is a female not satisfying her man.
>Diversity is the most homogeneous and lifeless aesthetic today, totalitarian in its brutal and insipid repetition
>>73033519
i was fucking a gril who would cum in like 15 minutes hahaha i thought she was taking the piss the first time
VIRGIN: Doth this Moor not know that his head is like that of the proverbial Humpty Dumpty?
>>73033552
if you waited 9 seconds there was a much more worthy 'dora post
Ooft
>if you waited 9 seconds there was a much more worthy 'dora post
>>73033500
whether things are done to allegedly fuck Europeans, for economic reasons, out of naive goodwill or by some kabal of evil Jews, the outcome is the same.
I never said any of this is intentional but the outcome of it is still the same. We will he minorities in our own countries by the end of this century unless things change drastically.
This could be a grand conspiracy, it could be greedy capitalists or leftists who want to change their country. Who knows really. It doesn't really matter either way
>>73033591
haha pepe like the meme :)
>>73033591
/gong/ mentioned
Argh
>>73033518
>Diversity is the most homogeneous and lifeless aesthetic today
Yeah aesthetics. That's how deep your lot arguments are. Herp derp a homogenous society is better because it's prettier. Hurr I don't know what a halo effect is. It's all aesthetics. And smart marketers like Nige (a former trader) making money and banging women out of their league by exploiting your unsophisticated prole sentiments.
Update your software or you'll get destroyed by the globalization machine my little lad.
>China to ban beards and veils in Muslim region
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/03/31/asia/china-xinjiang-new-rules/index.html
>Coup underway in Paraguay. Proteators set fire to congress. "Secret Vote" pisses off the people
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/01/paraguays-congress-set-on-fire-after-vote-to-let-president-run-again
>Venezuelan Congress Shut Down, Socialists Seize Absolute Power. Coup in Venezuela: Maduro Regime Shuts Down Legislative Power
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-39449494
hrf.org/single-post/2017/03/30/Coup-in-Venezuela-Maduro-Regime-Shuts-Down-Legislative-Power
>Ethnic Dutch Now Officially a Minority In Major Cities. So how do they integrate?
http://www.dutchnews.nl/news/archives/2017/03/ethnic-dutch-a-minority-in-big-cities-says-researcher/
>>73033591
>>73033601
>britain doesn't have nice beache-
>>73033599
but then, don't you think working hand in hand with the already non-native population against the ones pushing for this downfall would be more effective than staying in the corner being angry all the time?
>Extra Flags for /int/, /sp/ and /pol/? Why, don't mind if I do! I'll be adding that to my browser, so as to enhance my browsing experience, for nothing quite improves a chong-thread more than wanton pseudo-tripfaggotry! Blessed be the kindly old soul who willed such a creation into being!
Thank god Japan has all those Italian immigrants otherwise they wouldn't have pizza
>>73033556
I'm not even entirely sure why there is a female orgasm. The male orgasm makes perfect sense, biologically, but the female orgasm is utterly superfluous. Puzzling.
>>73033620
>Update your software or you'll get destroyed by the globalization machine my little lad.
Didn't know upgrading my software was replacing the population with low IQ foreigners with a visible negative impact on society overall.
>>73033620
>surrender or be destroyed
globalisation sounds nice
>>73033618
shes class
you probably wont match her
>>73033623
>Unfortunately we have had to suspend comments on this article due to the volume of replies which break our guidelines.
>>73033618
you've got no chance turtlemong
>>73033618
>PEPE'S
>>73032450
>we communicated by email
How will Christendom ever recover?
The first time I ever had sex, she came
AMA
faked an orgasm withh this virgo
he still virgin walks 2 lol
>>73033638
the ones that are here are part of the problem.
The ony nonwhite communities that "integrate" in Europe are asians and even they don't integrate. They just keep to themselves and dont cause any trouble.
I'm not even sure what you mean by work with the ones already here. Ask any black in your country and he'll be pro immigration. He could be 3rd generation and have never visited Africa yet he will still he pro immigration
Ah yes another hilarious episode of a north-american bringing up 'iq' argument.
>nerds so they can get high scores in order to call each other intelligent...Smart and wise people who score low on IQ tests, or patently intellectually defective ones, like the former U.S. president George
W. Bush, who score high on them (130), are testing the test and not the reverse.
>Nassim Nicholas Taleb, The Bed of Procrustes: Philosophical and >Practical Aphorisms
XD
What's Mike's endgame?
Just finished the paper.
we need the ability to post emojis here would greatly add to the general
>>73033618
fucking helllllllllll
Messed up the 'Witgenstein Ruler' quote:
I suspect the I.Q., SAT, and school grades are tests designed by nerds so they can get high scores in order to call each other intelligent...Smart and wise people who score low on IQ tests, or patently intellectually defective ones, like the former U.S. president George
W. Bush, who score high on them (130), are testing the test and not the reverse.
>>73033721
>but then, don't you think working hand in hand with the already non-native population against the ones pushing for this downfall would be more effective than staying in the corner being angry all the time?
IQ is the most consistent correlative of success in modern society. Your argument is that IQ is arbitrary rather than that certain genetic clusters score, on average, quite low on IQ tests.
>le GWB has a 130 IQ and hes a retaard!!!
>>>/reddit/
Not to mention that GWB became the president and was considered brilliant at Yale.
>>73033735
fuck the world and watch it squirm
I really like the Devious Negro meme.
>he didn't match with her
lmoo
>>73033735
MINEY CRAFTA
>>73033752
how the fuck is ket a daterape drug
>>73033782
crafty eddie murphy
>>73033704
good lad
>>73033729
Greetings read it
>>73033718
I mean that you can't ethnic cleanse non native communities that are already here, so it's more wise to work with them
if they don't integrate I don't think it's because of racial factors but more of social ones, there's a will of the institute power to keep the communities under and create some type of social psychosis that creates problems. but dangerous social classes are only dangerous for themselves in the long run.
what could unite every community is a strong nation and a strong flag to stay under. Assimilation and mixity is bad, but integration and multiculturalism is good. communities can be allowed to stay as communities, as long as they all thrive for the country and give their body & soul for it
>go for a wee
>minutes later a good deal of wee dribbles out
ffs
doin a burger
>>73033789
no shit
doubt most here would
>>73033752
ketamine in any drink will make it taste bitter as fuck
rohypnol is typically used because it doesn't taste distinct
methoxetamine would also be a viable contender, but it's fairly expensive
>>73033830
>not animal style
pleb
post late 90s/early 00s classics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA
>>73033775
My argument is that standard deviation is more important than central tendency when speaking of IQ. But you wouldn't get it because pretty, colorful graphs shared on /pol/ is the frontier of your understanding. So I'm not making that argument.
>>73033807
>>73033843
How do you guys know all this?
I matched and fucked a girl with better chebs than that but her face was worse
>>73033830
giz a lil bite
*chomp*
>>73033830
Don't understand why you amerisharts rave about that place, it's nothing special. Can literally get a better burger at my local pub.
>>73033830
looks fucking disgusting
>>73033859
I have an interest in pharmacology
and I'm a NEET with nothing better to do
>>73033830
my local kebab does a better looking burger than that desu
Are wolves even dangerous?
If I go into the woods in some European country with wolves would they do anything? They're just like a dog so I reckon I could fight at least 5 of them off at once.
why are japanese games perverted about female characters?
>>73033656
probably to help mask the pain of child birth so women have more kids
>>73033856
>standard deviation
Lol
Several high IQ deviants do not make up for the large masses of the average of that group (which is in comparison low) or the equally large deviation of ones who are even lower than that. It doesn't matter because most third-world immigration comes in hordes of the uneducated/low IQ and not the filtered high IQ deviants (which I'm sure you consider yourself).
Bit disappointed there's no daft April fools thing like last year.
>>73033893
Are you into goth girls?
>>73033903
wolves were hunted to extinction in most of Europe lad
>watch bullsye on UK gold
>special prize wasn't a speedboat
and jim didn't racially berate anyone
disappointing day
Anyone else read the Evening Standard?
got any tips to make the fear of being on a plane go away lads?
>>73033623
>north america is mostly populated by europeans because they have brutally ethnically cleansed the native population
>http://google.com
buying the ol' (newer) whip today lads
>>73033953
cheeky 'zo
>>73033919
>>73033945
Who is this cream queen?
>>73033958
Genuinely good post
>>73033977
yea this is what ive been doing
the idea of being in a big flying thing thousand of meters above the floor is too mental for me to understand it
>>73033981
thanks
>>73033999
you're welcome
>>73033993
Think I want a can of coca cola now, don't know why
>>73033973
Please post stuff that's relevant to /brit/, we don't eat that shite here.
Quite funny watching Wall Street Journal trying to take down Youtube because they're jealous no one watches TV or reads newspapers anymore
ok google open jobsite.com
business idea: go to war with spain
fat people are fucking icky
ok google open meatspin.com
>>73034017
really annoys me when women talk about fighting
>>73034018
How about this?
>>73033975
>whip
FOY
got a 8 inch willy
>>73033958
banter
>>73034024
Pewdiepie made a very good point about them in one of his vids.
Then he started screeching about Hitler.
>>73034051
wtf
>>73034059
/ourguy/
Gareth Bale is lawful good.
>>73034055
pics
>>73034032
You've already ruined it by sending hordes of drunk pieces of boat-shoes and pastel shorts-wearing chavs, wo go out to the club with 12 other guys and make all the girls nervous by hitting on them brutally.
>>73034051
what's with australia's obsession with stuff from ireland? i handle shipping for a company that is literally dedicated to selling irish cheese and biscuits in Australia.
>>73034073
Hello n____r
Business idea: turn Gibraltar into a nuclear launch site
People look at me with filthy looks when I buy the Daily Mail but I only buy it because they have the best sports writers
*dislike of foreigners intensifies*
Has anyone ever had sex?
>>73033826
Here is your (You), you can stop baiting now
>>73034102
yes
like to banter the lads that buy right wing tabloids
>>73034102
no
>remembered that 'Howling' is said by 50 cent in his song windowshopper
>genuinely thought that too was a /brit/ gimmick tbqh
>>73033826
wrong
>>73034102
Years ago
>>73034081
irish food is high quality lad
>>73034109
i haven't thought about 50 cent in 10 years
>>73034159
Lmfao
wish a big aussie bloke would come and fuck my gf desu
>>73034130
>>73034104
another debate won then
feel depressed gonna wack some benzos down the gullet before going out
I want to FUCK Jennette so bad!
Who /Merseyside/ derby?
u mad?
>/brit/
>full of foreign twats
hmmm
>>73034206
you make very bad posts
>>73034165
bit racist that like
>>73034081
because half of ireland live here
What shall I do this weekend desu lads? Got literally no plans, bored already
>>73034225
he was discovered by eminem aka whitey mcsnowstorm so i can't imagine he gets must respect in the hip hop industry
>>73034240
Watch the lads kicking the ball
>>73034211
Post at least 5 Ethiopian qts or you are NOT welcome in /brit/,>>73034253
>>73034216
no, she is though (mentally unhinged).
>>73034193
ill pick u up in 10 m8 then we'll get ed and jordan
>>73034253
>>73034260
Didn't mean to quote you in that too, but rules are rules, now you have to post Ethiopian qts too or you're unwelcome
>>73034251
To be fair to him, his first album was very good, although everyone more or less agreed he went off the boil
>>73032258
knew it would be an ozzie who made this thread
oosht