/brit/

foy

Lads, are psychics con artists?

FUCK BRUMPF FUCK BEBBIT

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I UFKCING HATE APRIL FOOLS

73030682
explain this

USA USA USA USA USA

Trump and the Queen are both German
macht mich wirklich denken

>using the n-word

alri ian

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73030692

>liam cooper is the bum lad
screeching

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it's a stream about nothing

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ahh yes i hear the autism

90% of replies with aussie flags are phimosis

are you proud to be british?

thailad say hello patrick

thai chicANO

liam sounds like my alcoholic friend from the dorms many years ago

>>73030726
not i

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SOME

presentation and ritual can have real observable impacts on reality

well good morning

yes someone else posted my tom bombadil bogpill on /tv/

lol netflix live? WTF!?

liam likes to use the n-word

>thailad uses yotsuba B
sort it out cunt

>not drinking the liquid jew and being an alcoholic like me
>not taking it with your medication you need for your genetic diseases
haha

thailad can you keep streaming for about half an hour while i wait for the valium to kick in so i can call you?

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BODY ONCE TOLD ME

beto's stream is way behind everyone else's LOL

n-word is used for underage people

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wots valium

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>n-word is used for underage people

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good morning neighbors
would you tell me who might she be?
found this on an article about virgin trains, google gave me nothing

>>73030726
not true

thailad can you get drunk and go on a racist tirade about how much you hate pakis?

>>73030765
Me if I don't do a poo

post toot

>>73030726
Thanks to Jewish ingenuity, many Americans are protected against such embarrassing conditions.

post willies

he's called liam

why he doesn't post toot

doxxing thailad atm

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is this real or photoshopped?

>>73030809
but why?

can the yank put on an accent or summat

giving me a headache

liam is the guy who use the n-word

>>73030809
drumpf supporter owned

what even is phimosis
if you get a boner then it will automatically be peeled off right?

alri lads whats going on
just woke up and cannot figure out what you lot are on about

>>73030840
zlumpf btfo

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>kat dead
>pirate bay blocked

>>73030809
Why didn't the US just sterilise all it's blacks once slavery ended? That is what the Turks did.

i hate the irish and jews

>>73030828
can i print this and put it on my refrigerator

just gotta stretch it over time but other bruce is a fuckin dirtcan and doesn't know this

thairad is a hacker

SPEAK
UP
COOP

>>73030857
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Patrick%27s_Battalion

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judaism_in_Mexico

waved to thailad at nana plaza the other day

dont think he saw me

thailad and liam, who would win in a fight between you two? would you be able to fight off a bear if you worked together as a team?

IAN

>nag thailad for weeks
>he won't even go full thairorke mode

well that's my saturday ruined

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>>73030828

/cum/ is a bit of a shithole tbqh

>>73030863
mine is far too severe so do one

>>73030895
he will once he smokes some more weed

he only says its cigarettes cause thailand executes pot smokers

>>73030896
mind if I print this out and put it on my fridge

>>73030785
Virgin or not, I'd run a train on her

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We must secure an existence for the White British people.

who would win? 1 rorke vs 1000 rasheeds

love wanking

MUH GUNS
I GOT SEVEN
STEP IT UP

stop being sexist

>work today

April fools haha not really though

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>>73030915
I do mind.

>>73030785
generic page 3 'model' #4927

>>73030945
what the FUCK?

it's sad that you have to say 'white british' t b h if you're not white you can never be british

>>73030829
He relaxed around blacks. Mistake.

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>>73030918
that's my first thought
but you happen to know the model's name?
I think I love the U.K. now

thai chicANO

ah yes

the notts noncer

>>73030945
such beautiful composition...

>>73030953
REALLY want to shag the red haired bitch, I bet she is into all sort so humiliation play.

thailad do u like resident evil?

73030966
hey post toot

/brit/ stream with Liam and thailad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h_4SCQuIcc

>>73030994
virus do not click

liam's mom was fucked by a black guy, that's why he use the n-word too much

>>73030994
Why does it feel so good when the cum comes out?

thailad say the n-word

doing an alcoholism

>>73030984
you might say Thailad is a resident evil himself (of both /brit/ and thailand)

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/our guy/ made it

ah yes

the east midlands menace

>>73031024
that's not a car

73031024
he is controled by the clintons

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>>73031024
don't meme on my man reviewbrah

>>73030994
Lads. Why does it feel so good when the cum comes out?

thailad what are some good motorcycle pants on a budget?

how do uk people download from pirate bay

liam didn't denied that his mom was fucked by a black guy

Canada will be a super power by 2050

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you now remember thin hair chin man

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>>73030919

>>73031061
i will always remember this man

>>73030994
Thailad I need to know why it feels so good when the cum cmes out

>>73031060
a super pooer thanks to all the pajeets

that's why he uses the n-word

liam and thai chicANO are videogame playing manchildren

stop being mysoginistic mexicANO

>>73030994
THE CUM IS COMING OUT AND IT FEELS SO GOOD AND I AM SO CONFUSED!!!!!

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me with the boys

hey post toot

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>>73030805
Just have a mutilated cock instead

liam is a weird name

>>73030785
Ask Tim Anderson, she's probably just some random model they got to wear the uniform

>>73031100
No, no, it's circumcision! When it's done to a female, THEN it's mutilation!

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WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEIT

73031114
check ur privilege shitlord

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>blocks your path

Thinking about destroying western civilisation to make room for the rise of ex-colonial nations.

Thoughts?

>>73031128
*breaks your twig legs and arms*

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>playing overwatch
>MFW I fell for the healslut meme
>Tell our Mercy to pocket me like the good whore I know he wants to be
>Insult them every time they died saying things like "I bet you died on purpose to stroke your dick, fag" in all chat
>We win so I, thank him after the match for keeping us alive and tell him he has my permission to cum now
>A few days later: Team chat privileges have been permanently revoked. You will be muted to all players even those on your friends list.
>Also banned from playing for a day

ian did you give em the pipe

>>73031141
>playing overwatch

shan't be reading the rest of this novel

>>73031114
literally crying like a bitch
u got ur cock cut so what walk on

>>73031110
his mom was fucked by a black guy that's why he uses the n-word

soft cunt

post toot

>>73031141
Nonce

shant be replying to a tf2 redditor

pubes getting so long they get caught in my foreskin when i let go of it after pissing haha

>>73031141
>playing videogames

haha funny april fool

>>73031141
jajaja

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>>73031128
*upgrades you*

>>73031128
*has sex with you*

ian doing the virgin rationalisation

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>playing videogames

>haha funny april fool

iam is gay LOL

gayboys

>>73031150
>crying
I just don't like roasty flaps tbqh

liam what city do you live in?

reminds me of the time i walked around bedford stuyvesant around midnight

quick rundown on ian?

is there any downside to using google's dns server thing

it's
LIAM, iam, or ian

>>73031132
business idea: invest in the future dark ages and earn trillions

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china

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*blocks your path*

liam couldve had a 3some with thai girls but he didnt

aussie rorke is back

>>73031209
Why earn trillions when you could earn

Salvation

downloading through the browser and 60mb takes 2 hours

what the fuck is going on help

might become a landlord and routinely abuse my poor tentants

>>73031227
*BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP*

>>73030966
Kate Sheridan

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>>73031227
>i will never lick that

thairorke how do you tolerate spending time with thai girls

they're boring as fuk

>>73031236
found the problem: you're in australia

>>73031227
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes…

>>73031227
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

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>thairorke how do you tolerate spending time with thai girls

>they're boring as fuk

>>73031245
some are alri

there is a degenerate /s/ poster here

aussie rorke grandpa got shot by a nip

>>73031251
send us some of your google fibre yeah

>>73031272
thats why he is racist

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>>73031273
>mfw /pol/ was saying last year that pedophilia would be the next thing the left would normalise

>>73031282
we'll think about it m8

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>>73031273
is this good or bad

>>73031273
(((they))) are trying to push paedophilia into the normal values

>>73031273
Is it the same university that wants to treat rorkism by applying magnets to the brain?

>>73031273
>1 million views

Clickbait pays the bills

>>73031307
but that is from last year

73031311
you should post toot, because your son will get raped if you don't post it

>>73031307
>the left
the "left" and the "right" are both sides of the same coin

>>73031326
they must have said it a lot longer ago then

>>73031273
fake news

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>>>/gif/10333389

>>>/gif/10333394

why don't you post it

business idea: smoosh my bollocks and forge foreskins from the remains

rorkey post one of your speed camera edits

one with an aussie flag ya did one for me

Would like to have sex with a 16 year old girl at some point (given that it's legal)

>>73031353
chortle'd

i don't have foreskin

>>73031353
need to fuck a girl while she sucks on her toes

>>73031375
nonce

>>73031367
sell some to me lad

>>73031227
>SHITS on your BUM

>>73031395
who are you quoting?

mods have not deleted the pornographic pic

>>73031405
Mods should delete you

t. Los Zetas

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colour of night is the thinking mans kino

your grandpa got shot by a nip ahahahha

I'm hungover

Do I drive to McDonalds now while the roads ae quiet,or later when I'm less hungover?

thailad what are your thoughts on nofap?

liam would like to hear yours as well

>bit late

>>73031392
sorry mate they're for consumption only

Love the smell of my own farts when i fart in my bedroom but hate the smell of my own shit when I shit in the toilet.

>>73031436
are you talking about the brits losing to japan

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i love ancient china

>>73031459
have you tried only farting on the toitlet?

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>>73031444

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Pic is average Turk

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depression medication has killed all desire to wank haha

wondering what percentage of /brit/ is on anti-depressants

>>73031522
not i

>>73031509
>Depression medication

Jewish plot havent took mine for years

dumb pirate frogposter

>>73031522
We're not Yanks we just become alcoholics desu

beto is an anti semite

someone else call in on skype

>>73031538
you do it

thai chicANO is gone

ohhh no he is back

We should invade spain desu

i would do it if i was working with something else than a 10 year old laptop

>>73031497
>President of the UK

I'm not sure that's a real job

beto you need to call into the thailad skype

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the NSA is listening the conversation

>>73031591
we work hard so you don't have to

>>73031625
praise kek

who is kek

iphone 8 isn't far away
7 didn't have a long go at being the flagship

>>73031511
>Jewish people have suffered through inequality and suppression of rights for centuries
>For some reason they want to extend equality to as many oppressed groups as possible
woah strange imagine that

LIVERPOOL'S CLOSED

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What's it like to live in Germany?

((((73031663))))

stops killing the scousers

>>73031677
dunno

>>73031677
its very cool actually
people are nice

._.

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only yank i respect desu

http://www.populationpyramid.net/united-kingdom/2017/

fuck off beto

>>73031725
is that a WHOLE cow?!

pssst

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Thoughts on bananaman?

*pssts all over your face*

shes not looking at me............................

because you don't post toot

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best day of my life

*stares directly at boobs making no effort to look you in the eyes*
hmm yes interesting

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https://twitter.com/ESMiller59/status/842892092036845569

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Saved the day lads

Any of you ever ejaculated into a girl's bum? What was it like?

>>73031784
things that you'd never do in real life: the post

>>73031806
Why didn't the conductor just do this?

what did gook moot do for april fools?

>>73031809
Yes, but in my dreams. It felt really nice. The butt was like a cake.

>>73031653
7 really wasnt different from 6 at all and 6 wasnt that different from the 5

from what i've read 8 is supposed to be a serious step up in tech thought

>>73031821
Weed/alcohol/cigarettes/soft drink

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>guy who invented the LGBTQIQABBQAON+ rainbow flag dies at 65

Bet it was AIDS

10mg of diazepam straight down the gullet

getting drunk now

most blonde haired blue eyed people i've met were bogans/retards

>>73031876
me too it's 8am and i just did the cgf with the vibrator

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>>73031821
Because if we extend a picture at little...

>>73031893
oh shit

>cgf

what did he mean by this

thailad what is your opinion on chinese gfs?

met a girl
problem is that im too miserable for her quality
reckon i shall abandon that

reckon you should post it

>an entire Saturday's internet browsing ruined because every single site wants to be kitschy and quirky with their April fools shite

ah yes great very hilarious

she's very disciprine and very down to earth
know what you mean about chinese gfs in general though

>mum wants a lift to the hospital
>tell her to fuck off because the footy is on
>she has to walk

who /mischief/ here?

Finding myself to be VERY apt at chatting up depressed and crazy young girls

*does a dance*

Some bogan's mum has hired me to beat the shit out her son for being a real cunt

Gonna wait til he goes to bed, she gave me the keys

*does a do*

>>73032001
>footy
subhuman east coast ape

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THAILAD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

aussies are shit

>>73032003
only talk to succesfull and full of life ones

>>73032032

watcha gonna do about it

>>73032037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h_4SCQuIcc

>>73032056
Me in the red

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>>73032069
>watching a stream of a thread I'm looking at with some nasal fucker talking

For what purpose

>>73032054
going to become premier of wa, cut a deal with china, and sell everything that isn't wa and sa to the chinks and encourage ethnic cleansing of east coast australians in that area

>>73032121
I always assumed Thailad was white. Shows what I know

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>>73032056
>freaky combination

t-thanks

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>>73032056

Thailad you sound low test as fuck

Stop wanking

so this is the power of expats...

>>73032069
What a fucking mincer.

liam sound like a proper bender hahahaha

anyone else get tearing on this video?
https://youtu.be/99NKMEKPmPc?t=710

>>73032143
His fanny voice is hilarious.

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THAAAAIIRAAAAAAADDDDD

what do you think of northern ireland?

I hope Thaitwat live streams his suicide.

anyone else get tearing on this video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozoTzkCeO-A#t=10s

73032197
his mom was fucked by a black guy.
pd, post it

liam has the virgin voice

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f16Fw_K45s

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well no because
*brings the mic closer*
every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change.
i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go
*looks over at the screen*
look at that ...
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds

>>73032258
>>73032258
>>73032258
>>73032258
>>73032258

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>>73030660
The guy who wrote the first 59 episodes of the Simpsons was a reclusive shut-in who never made a dime off of it.

Why are all the greatest geniuses the loneliest people?