You wake up in Washington D.C. What do?

Wave sign declaring Trump racist Nazi Islamophobe. Collect Sorosbucks.

>>73029284
First visit Arlington National Cemetery and see the changing of the guard at the Tomb of the Unknown soldier. Then go to the White House and wave at President Trump's glory.....but most likely get shot because DC's is full of niggers.

>>73029284
Check if I got the space bugs in my head as well.

Never relax

bus to nyc

>>73029284
Integrate their culture and shart in mart

get deported by based drumpo :(

>>73029284

Would have to go back.

Go to nyc, visit my aunt and make sushi with my uncle, bully my hafu cousins, buy me some shoes and then take the first plane home, no Austin TX scale. Fuck that.

Do a smelly poo on capitol hill

Run

>>73029284
Find an american qt in order to have sex and eat her ass, then buy a burger and eat it.