/cum/

Why is the Hot Shots series so good? Golf and tennis are eldergod-tier

boop

janny would be pleased with our discipline

I am dying

good timing

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a ticked to ´nam please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=914DvVBm0dY
ac

>>73031669
Janny is not my friend
yeah go ahead, ban me

>>73031670
Hello Pittsburg-san

>>73031666
ive already posted my face here

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Awful thread

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if you don't have long hair you're a numale

>>73031686
How is life

if you have long hair you're a female

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>>73031701
>that hairline

It just gets worse

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>>73031689
no u
>>73031709
life is life

I wanna go southern on Lauren too tbqhwyphamallam

>>73031701

Long hair is only paired well with thick facial hair. If you do not have a fully-grown beard then long hair makes you look like a total mangina.

pa/cum/ meetup at when time

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>>73031726
You need to get over your ex before you can start dreaming of yellow qts

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>>73031727
pic extremely related
>>73031720
v true.

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>implying pic related doesn't look like a mangina
kys

>>73031727
you're right

>>73031755
sounds a shade gay sweetie

My doo wop band is playing a wedding tomorrow. I get to do the funny bass vocal noises.

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>be me
>miss my ex
>masturbate to her pics
>dont care about her at all

Objectifying women is the best way to get rid of the >gf necessity, thats why women are so against it, they know if men are able to objectify women they are rendered useless since there is no need for them, thats why they are so afraid of 2d waifus in VR.

>>73031791

if the one single meeting I did with another /cum/rade is anything to go off, its pretty normal

unless they're an autist

>>73031805
quintessential carapost

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>>73031805

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What is more painful, a kick to the balls or having a baby?

A kick to the balls, because woman do say “i wanna have another baby“ but you will never hear a man saying “i want another kick to the balls“

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>>73031805
>masturbate to her pics
That isnt a good idea, once you find another girl you usually lose all feelings. Masturbating to her is kinda pathetic

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>two autists got together and pretend they're not autistic

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>>73031872
>but you will never hear a man saying “i want another kick to the balls“
I've seen footage that says otherwise

>>73031887

you're just jelly because you couldnt join in the fun

>>73031881

tbqh globalism is shit

My deep dark secret is that I ride the fence between autist and normally
Also I fetishize women of the orient

>>73031872
>you will never hear a man saying “i want another kick to the balls“
terrible dom skills
or your not paying enough

>>73031813
I've gone to /o/ meets, those seem the most normal to me. Yes there is autism, but for the most part people are cool.

*Normalfag

Hey guys

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>>73031884

What can i do man, what can i do i want a yellow gf an the only shit we get are ugly CHIN CHON woman who never shut the fuck up

Goddamit i hate rice niggers i literally have told chinese people to speak in spanish and not in their stupid sounding gook language.

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>you're just jelly because you couldnt join in the """"fun""""

>>73031939

why would you have that picture saved

>>73031939
t. autist

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>>73031937
Why the fuck do you want a gook? Besides white gooks are best gooks. Don't limit yourself to slant eyes

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>>73031955
its funny
>>73031956
penisylvania

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>penisylvania

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>gay shipping is funny

I will never speak spanish

>coworkers all bully one very quiet and shy guy
>I'm only one nice to him
>secretly laugh with the others but actually feel bad
>he fucked up and was almost a week late on a report
>instantly reported by everyone
>got fired
>celebrations all around
>saw him crying as he left today
I feel like shit senpai. I should have stood up for him.

>>73031996
porque

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>gay sex
>not funny

>>73031917
/o/ is extremely autistic on the board which would deter me

>>73031998
That's some weka nigger shit if I ever heard some

>>73031805
dont do this
*le baseball man*

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>>73031976
im just kidding i know which woman i want, and she is real and i know her.

Is cute that she is shy when she is around me desu.

>>73031998
u r nekst

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>>73031998
I wouldn't go to work tomorrow if I were you

>>73032022
/o/ meets are fine other than the cali ones
norcal cant stop crashing their cars and having some snitch call the cops on them and socal has shitposters that cant drive worth shit

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Sie nato e morto qua
nato e morto qua
nato nel paese delle mezze verità

>>73032040
That's what scares me senpaitachi. I'm quiet too, I have no idea whats going on behind my back. It's very frightening

>>73032055
????????

>>73032053

only happens in SF

goddamn chinks should be banned from owning vehicles

>>73032053
there aren't any Washington /o/ meets are there?

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>>73032062
DOVE FUGGI?!

>>73032053
Race me fag

today i lost my job and i found out that the only guy there that i thought was my friend turned out to be a sneaky little bitch.

TOMORROW THEY SHANT BE LAUGHING ANY LONGER

>>73032022
All boards are extremely autistic. Especially /a/ holy fuck I regularly post joke threads there and they get so triggered, you can feel the rage

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>>73032036
Are mexican girls america tier or decent?

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>>73032091
watch out fag
my honda with a few simple modifications can go around the Tsukuba Circuit as fast as a formula 1 car

GAS GAS GAS, I WANNA STEP ON THE GAS

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>Are mexican girls america tier or decent?

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>>73032122
I probably know more about your fartbox than you do
>filename unrelated

>>73032111

Depends, middle class women in parts like mexico city are america tier just 10000000x times uglier (believe me no idea you have of how ugly chilangos are, they are even uglier than the brits), while the rest, on other parts of the country or on lower classes women are more traditional still.

I have 18 year old lesbian cousin who still serves my plate when we are about to eat for example, even though she works and study and im a dirty neet.

SPEED SPEED LOVER, GAMES NOT OVER

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>im a dirty neet

>>73032068
a couple i think
every state has pretty much had a couple one offs
the only major semi-regular alive meets are cali ones and houston nightwave
kinda jelly of them their meets seem really good, texas meets in general are nice apparently

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i push my fingers into my

eyes

it's the only thing

that slowly stops the ache

NO ONE SLEEP IN TOKYO, ALL NIGHT CROSSING THE LINE

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*slaps your shitbox's ass*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_YGYq0vSco

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Why do developers still use XP systems?

Is literally one of the dumbest most retarded aspects of vidya.

They are nothing but hacks.

>>73032251
todd will do away with it in skyrim 2

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*kills self*
*never seen on 4chan ever again*

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>>73032176
t.

>>73032237
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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Why do developers still use hp systems?

Is literally one of the dumbest most retarded aspects of vidya.

They are nothing by hacks.

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im going to hungary tomorrow

>>73032312
make sure to grab a snack

>>73032318
yes i wont be hungry because the paprika money is so weak

Gonna get you

LIKE A SPACEBOY

>>73032312
can you fuck my friend while youre there.
she could really use a dick but im too far away

>>73032333
very haram
trips are halal tho

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>>73032305

You said it jokingly but is true.

Everything should one shot you.

>>73032350
are you truly a muzzie?

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>second job website i have register for was hacked and information was leaked in a week span
>use the same password for 99% of everything
i added a "!" to the end of the old one, hopefully that stops the hackers

>>73032402
nah, a radical christian

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I feel so hot, I'll never stop Good time is over
I FEEL SO HOT ILL NEVER STOP
GOOD TIME IS OVER

>>73032458

wtf? I HATE pirates now!

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Anyone else live in this specific shithole besides me?

>>73032490
get flags you will know

people who take piracy seriously, especially of triple A games, should off themelves

>>73032458
>you cant play it if you cant spend money on it
top o the kek

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I take special care to pirate every Capcom game and never give them a cent

>>73032522
is that titty ninja not a indie game of some sort?

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>>73032549

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>>73032577

>>73032597
nice chart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4_xaYynY

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I hate people who pirate and the only reason i pirated the new Zelda is because im gonna buy it again when i get a switch.

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>>73032597

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>>73032626
>giving money to corporations

>>73032629

>this angers the canadian

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>>73032614

>>73032624

Did you know that Hendrix was staunchly anti communist?

Makes me appreciate him even more.

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Goddamit these allergies are fucking me up, I didn't have this when I was a kid. Why now am I susceptible to tree cum?

ah yes, another night where my roommate invites people over after midnight

>>73032626
why would you buy it if you have already played it?
Also dont pretend you woundlt pirate it on the switch if you could

>>73032710
Just get shit faced and start a fight, he will stop.

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>>73032710
get what you deserve

>>73032724

Well, because the DLC and shit and im not a full pirate.

And no i wouldnt pirate it, is the first Wii U game i pirate.

>>73032652
There's nothing objectively better about mechanical keyboards ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>73032710
just go out there and try to blow one. They will think you are gay and will stop coming over

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thank goodness desu

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>>73032794
what? compared to rubberdomes?

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Time to look for another fetish boys.

Being femdom'd isn’t cool and you aren’t “lucky”.

>When I was 21 I was raped by the girl who was my girlfriend at the time
>The worst day of my life was when she decided to tie me up
>She told me all the dirty things she was going to do to me while she kissed my neck and whispered into my ear as she tied my arms and legs down to the bed
>Everything she said she was going to do was normal to me (suck me, ride me)
>So I let her tie me up. After I was tied up she asked me to try to break free and offered a reward to me if I could
>She said she would be back and if I wasn’t free then I would miss out on the reward.

>She came back and stood at the door and stared at me.
>She then told me how I wasn’t going to be rewarded because I couldn’t get out.
>She then told me she was going to punish me.
>Long story short, she ended up sodomizing me with her vibrator.
>I must have said no a thousand times. I was crying and begging her to stop which in hindsight probably made it worse.
>I was anally fucked, then she tried to ride me but I couldn’t even get up.
>I was so broken emotionally and in pain physically.
>She then got very mad that I couldn’t get it up which was never a problem.
>I was beaten for a while.
>Then the vibrator again while being hit.
>It lasted about 6 or 7 hours but felt like it was a dozen.
>For a while she just left it in me while she went in the other room to watch TV.

>It was mid day when she tied me up and had been dark for a few hours after it was over.
>I ended up falling asleep tied up.
>I think I just passed out more from exhaustion of trying to break free/get her to stop.
>I woke up and I was untied in bed by myself with blood on my ass

>>73032866
that is a long ass fucking post

>>73032866
stop posting this, also im insure about myself so femdom is a great fetish

>>73032809

I dont think that would solve me problem

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>>73032866
>Long story short, she ended up sodomizing me with her vibrator

Sad!

>>73032866
wow a mentally ill woman

>>73032866
A kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park.

There, he met 3 kids whom he played all afternoon with, at the end of his playdate, he asked the kids names, to which they replied

>I am drop of water
>I am snowflake
>I am bowling ball

The kid obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨We will ask our dad tonight and tomorrow you with have your answer¨

So next day comes by, so he starts asking

-So drop of water, why are you called like that

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water

-Really nice, and you snowflake

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a snowflake

-Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now Bowling ball

>Time to look for another fetish boys. Being femdom'd isn’t cool and you aren’t “lucky”. >When I was 21 I was raped by the girl who was my girlfriend at the time >The worst day of my life was when she decided to tie me up >She told me all the dirty things she was going to do to me while she kissed my neck and whispered into my ear as she tied my arms and legs down to the bed >Everything she said she was going to do was normal to me (suck me, ride me) >So I let her tie me up. After I was tied up she asked me to try to break free and offered a reward to me if I could >She said she would be back and if I wasn’t free then I would miss out on the reward. >She came back and stood at the door and stared at me. ,,, >Then the vibrator again while being hit. >It lasted about 6 or 7 hours but felt like it was a dozen. >For a while she just left it in me while she went in the other room to watch TV.>It was mid day when she tied me up and had been dark for a few hours after it was over. >I ended up falling asleep tied up. >I think I just passed out more from exhaustion of trying to break free/get her to stop. >I woke up and I was untied in bed by myself with blood on my ass

A cover in Russian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p9w2lZW94c

>>73032987
haven't heard rammstein in a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUohUrWlJeE

BAD BOYS BAD BOYS
WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHATCHA GONNA DO
WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU

https://youtu.be/FTQbiNvZqaY

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>>73033043

>>73033069


I BLESS THE RAAAAAINS DOWN IN AAAAAFRICAAAA

>>73033069
How many people traveled to and died in Africa due to that song?

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Says here Placer is gay

>>73033148

what do you know, you slut, you couldnt even catch a cold

>>73033159

Akko is best girkl

https://youtu.be/xat1GVnl8-k

>>73033144
at least 40

https://youtu.be/OkV_ztynYDM?t=205

>libertarianism in a nutshell

https://youtu.be/_LBmUwi6mEo

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>>73032816
hey what anime is that

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even 2nd worst girl realizes who best girl is

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Really gets my noggin joggin

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nighty night cumsies

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>>73033221
making me want to rewatch some classic simpsons

>>73033263
it's actually a compilation of 3 different short films, pretty entertaining, I liked it quite a bit

>>73033385
memories is good yes
was it the cannon one quite mediocre though?

>>73033360

night dork

>>73033385

and you should

because its not just about alcoholism and the pitfalls of parenting, its a personal statement about how brilliant comedy can fall off a cliff and ruin a once great series

>>73033385
early simpsons best simpsons

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looking thru pics gf took
Girls take creep shots too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI_Jl5WFQkA

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>>73033764
Canyonarooo

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tfw no older woman helped guide me into adulthood when I was younger

MOVING IN 1 HOUR BUDS

GOT

DAM

>>73035177
from your parents house?

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>>73035208
no, just a new apartment

>>73035356
gonna live alone or is it a shared flat?

>>73035377
alone until my friends decide they're gonna move out, too

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>>73034036
Are these piggu paws or what? I hate that their skin resembles human skin so much yuck

nth for late nights

Foreigners geddout

>>73035499
yep piggies feet
I don't eat that shit but people here love it.

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Average American female

>>73036227
Mmmmmm sperm garage
>>73036188
It probably tastes good meat is meat

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>>73036227
Wrong

Wait, so did Attack on Titan Season 2 ever come out?

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So is this the "april fools" thing? Not having anything on the home screen?

Pretty shit desu

>>73036493
Last years was the goat

>>73036349
Too much connective tissue and bone for me to enjoy.

>>73036475
i hope not

Listening to the police radio my dudes

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>>73036797
police radio is very comfo

fuck everyone in this hemisphere that doesn't speak english

fuck everyone in this world that doesn't speak english

>>73036836
fuck thats a nice view

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Getting ready to go to the airport /cum/, what are my /cum/rades doing up during the RNH?

>>73037461
I'm at work, guard duty
Where you headed senpai?

>>73037499
Houston, Tejas iirc. I'm tired as hell so brain is off.

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florida is the best state the rest is shit

>>73037728
t. yank with a proxie

>>73038153
The only good city in canada is toronto

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>>73038220
the only good country in the uk is wales

2 can play this game vro

>>73038357
wales isnt a country quebcuck

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>>73038461
disinfo by googleTM perhaps?

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THIS IS THE LAST POST I'M MAKING FROM THIS IP

post the lamest youtube channel you know of

https://www.youtube.com/user/baremetalHW/videos

*presents my boipucci to you*
What now?

how do you guys organize your homescreen

I'm not sure what to name the folders, i have one "media" for reading/watching stuff, one "golds" for anything money/shopping related, one "manage" with productivity apps, "tools" with any app that is a tool such as remote app, then one folder with chat apps and one app with other communication stuff like emails and text message stuff.

not entirely happy with it yet, though the internal logic works

I don't know if a peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are really a thing in USA or a stereotype, but if you guys do eat PB&J what jam goes best with peanut butter? I only have a jar of some quince jam at my disposal..

nofap day 6 of 74
I can already feel a sort of aura of power around me. As soon as I walk into a room everyone knows I'm in charge

>>73032866
can you give me her number?

>>73040634
1. Strawberry jam
2. Blueberry jam
3. everything else

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I CAN'T OPEN MY WATCHED THREADS ON /c/ BECAUSE OF THE APRIL FOOLS JOKE

>>73040634
>I don't know if a peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are really a thing in USA
It's is.

And use strawberry jelly

check out /pol/, they combined it with /mlp/

>>73040876
>>73041011
I think I have some plum jelly, maybe cherry and apricot.

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>>73041055

>>73040754
Dude, I literally lost my mind by a wrong nofap, so be careful

damn, /fitlit/ is fucking comfy

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>>73027786

>>73042904
what part of Bavaria are you from?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKhWNOfG9KY

i dont know if i should eat hamburgers or not

>>73042937
upper bavaria

>>73042953
eat your burgers and you'll get hard chad

>>73031998
What does the company produce? Can a report on time really be so important?

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>>73042983

>>73042983
What city? I used to live in Bad Kissingen

>>73031998
sounds like a great place to work

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Lads, I fucking hate constipation IBS, I swear if my stomach wasn't such a bitch I would be happier about everything in general

Fucking hell just kill me already

>>73042954
Do it

>>73043054
south of munich, close to the alps

anybody here play Saints Row The Third?
any good?

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>>>/cock/
>>>/fap/

>hiro btfos polcucks yet again
madman

trump just launched a dud nuke at the chinese for april fools but they fired back

>>73043369
have there been any other "mergers", or is /mlpol/ the only one?

>>73043821
oh well, nice knowing you bud

Even with though the feetposting fad has died /cum/ is still shit what gives?

So what's the April Fool's joke

>>73044317
>>73044386
>>73044393

>>73044428
>>>/fitlit/

>>73044449
answer my question

>>73044503
Lame

>>73044567
It's more interesting than just messing around with the CSS like last year

>>>/cock/
>>>/fap/
>>>/mlpol/

>tfw time travelling
wow a few days in the future hans't changed much

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>>73044538
everyone sleeping in I guess

hello

>>73044837
'sup?

I'm gay.
Hahaha, April Fooools.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L161LW6-R_A#t=1m

>>73045029
Shut up nerd

>>73045070
>failure to comply w/ an officer
>didn't tell anyone you have a gun
>police say "you have a gun, don't reach for it"
>do it anyway while running away
pea brain

you had me at hello

>>73045339
This. If you're gonna be this retarted around police don't be surprised when you get shot.

>>73045602
Hey

>>73045883
good morning bud. got any plans for the day

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>tfw big-booty CHI gf

>>73045986
Go to the lake again maybe, idk
What about you?

should I make a request on the blackmarket for a purchase of some illegal marijuana narcotics?

>>73045999
Stop sexing our women

>>73046013
sounds pretty nice.
i'm gonna be lazy today might go out to eat later with the old folks

>>73046018
why do that when the college kid down the street grows

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Poisson d'Avril!

>>73046097
Sounds like fun

>>73046203
Quoi?

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>too warm to stay inside
>water too cold to swim

>>73046425
good day to work on your hobbies

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>>73046475
>your hobbies
>

top fucking kek

>select the sentences that are improperly formed captcha

>>73046671
>not using legacy

>/cum/ is dead on april 1st
must be nice for you NORMIES to have friends to hang out with and pull pranks on.

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>>73046579
nice pic
mind if I steal it?

so HBO now gives you a free month to watch anything you want
is there any way i can just download all the shows i want to watch in that time for later instead of having to cram everything into that month?

>>73046840
*HBO NOW as in their web streamer

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>>73046758
I'm going to a movie later with my gf and we'll probably fornicate after dinner

pic related

>>73046879
>my gf
April Fooooool's!

>>73046879
pedo fuck

They should've randomized everyones flags for april fools

>>73046945
>2017
>ageism
>islamaphobia
Wow so discriminatory.

hey guys, i finally found traps erotic

>>73046945
>he doesn't want a little

>>73046840
respond to this or your mother will die in her sleep

>>73047005
you finally decided to come out of the closet

>>73047027
So what is there in Ravioli County?

paid a local dope fiend to do my yard work again

>>73047058
Its not like you can't just type www.thepiratebay.whatever into your browser right now and download a hd rip of whatever show/ season you want right now.

>>73047072
mountains, rivers, bears, the ravioli fair and a micky d's

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>>73047090
Hire local! Employ your local white fentanyl addict instead of mexicans!

>>73047121
YOU WOULDN"T DOWNLOAD A CAR???!?!?!!?

>>73047161
thats exactly what I did 2bh

>>73047173
Hell yea I would

*downloads a pirated cad file*
*prints a car*

>>73047065
APRIL FOOLS HAHAHAHA

tbqh taiwan poster is the best poster in this thread

>>73047121
hbo will always make your isp hammer you with cease and desist
been torrenting shit for years and the first time i got a letter was with game of thrones

>gets a letter in the mail from his internet provider telling him to stop

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>>73047173
*3D prints a pirated car file*

>>73046758
>implying i haven't been shitposting on /mlpol/
YOU DON'T KNOW ME YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE NIGGA

>>73047194
you've done more for the white nationalist movement than 90% of /pol/ (the other 10% having put up posters on their campus or debated aids skrillex in the street)

>>73047136
Sounds nice

>>73047266
>not typing ni B B a
baka senpai

>>73047311
what is the B meme

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>texting 'i hate you all' to my groupchat and pretending like it was an april fools joke when they take it badly

>>73047297
Meh. He does good work for cheap and I've known him long enough to trust that he's not scoping my shit out to come back and steal later.

>group chat
back to 'ddit normie

>>73047232
I used to be on Charter (rebranded as "Spectrum") and I hadn't gotten a copyright infringement letter in years. I got two or three in total and some of them were in 2007, then another in 2011 or so for Black Swan.

Never got flagged for GoT but I didn't download it past S6.

>>73047429
>Black Swan.
HOT
LESBO
ACTION

>>73047425
' ' ' '
>>>/'/

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>>73047310
can't complain. i wish i lived closer to civilization tho
this is my front yard

>>73047425
my friends in the groupchat think reddit is for permavirgins, theyre all chads that go clubbing every weekend

i just smoke weed with them and go to the occasional party

>>73047582
>>73047582
>>>/new/

>>73047429
>be me
>be 16
>friend introduces me to torrents
>he's torrenting a shit ton of data
>Torrent 3 games
>Charter sends me 3 letters instantly asking me to stop
>this guy never gets caught and probably torrents 50-100 files a week

Fuck Charter

>>73047639
you know there's ways you can stay hidden from big brother

>>73047516
I just have a fuckload of trees and a few trailers in front of my parents' house

>tfw you aren't sure where you are
wow

>>73047675
Whoever it's for me, it's clearly not for me.

>>73047692
>he doesn't have a mountain range in his front yard
might be moving to arkansas soon so it's all good

>>73047797
The entire western half of the state is mountains, my parents live in the southeast with the rice patties and niggers

Where does your gf live?

for some reason thers ben no ambulanccccccess
why