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arse gf edition
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detest yanks
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brumpf frumpf
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>>73026076
Even me? :3
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Why Britishers think Indian are slave?!?!?!

EXPLAIN!
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>>73026076
This is an excellent post.
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do not reply to him when he shows
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nth for that spastic getting humiliated all of the last thread and continuing to dig his own grave right up to the last second


bet he replies to this lmao
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>Born biologically male, Georgie had known from an early age she was a girl. But despite her transition at age seven — identifying as, dressing as, and asking to be recognised as a girl — she was not allowed to use the girls' facilities at school.

>Michelle Telfer, director of Melbourne's Royal Children's Hospital's Gender Service, said many young transgender people go to extreme lengths to feel safe in school bathrooms.

>"We've seen kids who've worn nappies to school — in high school — to avoid going to the toilet ..."

Want to get off this ride right about now lads
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flompf donald blompf
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>trying to argue with Transnationals when the reason they're convinced they're actually a different nationality is due to unironically believing in a particular iteration of sky man
what is that lad doing haha
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>>73026112
>People still deny that Hitler was right
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>>73026106
Is Poleaboo even alive still?
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bomf rumpf frump
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>>73026099

those pajeets dont look particularly pleased
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>>73026107
This is me replying, laughing at the flag under which you are posting
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>>73026099
REALLY not looking forward to internet continuing to expand among low class indians because they really hate british people and i cba with the constant butthurt
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fromedart donald drumpf
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told you he'd reply.

not only that, but he believes irish nationalism is a sectarian ideal.

L

M

A

O


literally obsessed with the gael
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my vision is blurred unless I concentrate

messaged 2/4 of the tinder girls
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>>73026107
are you the fun police mong that's been shitting multiple threads up with autistic arguments for the last few days? I suspect you are and remember that nobody likes you
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>>73026178
Proofs
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>>73026138
The abused becomes the abuser! Brits acted out on Indians what the Italians had done to them!
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posting a picture of the United Kingdom for anybody that's confused about what is and isn't the united kingdom
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drump grumpf
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tenner says the obsessed anglo can't help but reply to me again

TENNER

watch this lads watch him reply again i've triggered him something shocking

OBSESSED LMAO
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>>73026197
>Isle of Man
good post but this bit is wrong
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>>73026129
it was pretty obvious I was talking about 190cm virgin
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>>73026178
how many fingers am i holding up
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>>73026197
What's that island floating ominously next to Britain?
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>>73026212
taig na vrbe
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>>73026186
my phnes olume down button is broken so I can't take screenshots

any way of taking screenies besides this? then I can provide proof
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>>73026161
They'll be a superpower in 35 years, lad. Better strap in.
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>>73026122
What does this mean even?
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donald nigger
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>>73026197
>tries to post a picture of the UK to mock someone for not knowing what's in the UK
>accidentally proves that he himseld doesn't know what is and isn't in the UK
SCREEEEEEEEECHIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
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trumpf cumt rumpf
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>>73026234
Mine is home button + power button
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>>73026107
>>73026177
>>73026212
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>>73026112
>nappies
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>Northern Ireland (Irish: Tuaisceart Éireann[7] pronounced [ˈt̪ˠuəʃcəɾˠt̪ˠ ˈeːɾʲən̪ˠ] ( listen); Ulster-Scots: Norlin Airlann) is a constituent unit of the United Kingdom
woah... really makin me think
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwb3P0fuM1c

"keep your loving brother happy"
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think I'm only gonna drink cups o' the ol' 'ffee and eat apples for the coming month

t. need to lose 1.5 stone in the next month
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Step into my office lads
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>>73026273
>Ulster-Scots: Norlin Airlann
Is this a real language?
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bumstation
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he did it again

he replied again

HOWLING

he's like a dog that does as he's told when the superior gael orders him

watch this lads im gonna make him reply again watch this

reply to me, dog

reply to your master
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>>73026272
>he calls it something else
YANK
FUCK
OFF
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>>73026258
doesn't work, just sends me to homescreen and then pops up a shutdown menu
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this is my country
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>>73026308
800 years of british occupation
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DON'T FUCKING REPLY TO HIM WHATEVER YOU DO
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>>73026322
seen better
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>>73026322
t.
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a potato famine, perhaps?
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>>73026322
same
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>>73026297
you'll just lose muscle and keep the tits+belly la'
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sometimes when i dont wank for like a week when i get back at it i end up cumming ridiculously fast but not that hard, it feels like i need to do a lot of maintenance to keep the wanks intense

anyone else experience this
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>>73026363
read that as walk haha
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there he goes again

doing what he's told like a good little bitch LMAO

that's it dog reply to your master

do as he fucking tells you

reply
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>>73026363
You have testicular cancer.

t. knower
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>this triggered taig
mad that i'm actually more irish than he is because i have irish citizenship whereas he's just roleplaying
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whats this about nigel snogging a pornstar?
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>>73026363
It's just the muscles, do kegles if you want power cums
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JPnR7C8mZQ\

if you don't get shivers at 2:15 you aren't human
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*visits ireland with irish parents for a fortnight*
ahh, so this is what being irish is like. i am irish now, and NOT british
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>>73026343
t.
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proud citizen of EARTH

arbitrary lines in the dirt have no meaning
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>>73026358
what if I lift weights?
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>>73026363
if you edge while coming off nofap you'll have very powerful orgasms
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Can you guys STOP this whole Scotland/Wales thing???

It's all one country. They were regarded as seperate countries because Scotland was an independent Kingdom, and Wales had its own language. Now neither of those are true anymore. They're literally just like any other part of England now. You may as well pretend each region of England is its own country.
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New gimmick: attach your captcha to the end of your post calle calle
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consider this..... if history is written by the victors, then how can we be sure the holocaust happened?
*does a ponder*
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>>73026400
fuck you
t. proud scot, resident of the western isles
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>>73026400
Bring back the Heptarchy
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>>73026377
the irish speak english

your language is pretty much extinct
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>>73026400
if scotland goes independent will they receate a separate scottish monarchy
who would it be
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the dogs reply when the gael whistles

reply to me dogs

do as you're told
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cornish nationalist here
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>>73026413
bit reddit but I'll have a go
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>>73026421
I imagine they would keep the monarchy like aus and kiwi

would be surpised if they went full republic
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>>73026393
>"heh, this is all i feel that i can get so i've cashed in my chips and settled for this situation."
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fuck brumpfxit
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>>73026425
am I a gael?
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>tfw half want scotland and norn ireland to fuck off so we can just be england wales and stop having arguments about irrelevant shit
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Slow night, been doing fuck all for like two hours
Used to have an old PS3 set up here to relax when I wasn't busy but someone broke it.
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the dogs continue to bark
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the united kingdom as it existed in 2017
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broke my twat of an employee's shitty ps3 because he was playing it when he was supposed to be stocking shelves
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>>73026456
I would literally rather be alone than have to pay for and raise someone else's spawn, especially when they aren't even the same race as me
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trust a yank to ruin your gimmick vende extra
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>>73026471
consider buying a new pair of shoes
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>>73026483
Why is there a tiny Poland?
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bark dogs bark

your gaelic superior demands you bark for him

do as you're told mutts
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>>73026414
because dah joos weren't the victors
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800 Y E A R S
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>>73026483
in 2020
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>>73026514
they fucking were you utter melt
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kill yourselves fucking scumbags
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the dogs bark once more when their superior whistles

keep barking mutts
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northern ireland is fucking shit but at least it's part of our great country, if only the religious extremists hadn't taken over it might enjoy the same living standards as the rest of our nation
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>>73026523
nobody wants cuckada in their empire
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>>73026504
They get wrecked immediately so it's not worth it, only work boots anyways
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>>73026532
if they were the victors how come they all died then
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doing a think close powellweg
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What a bloody night I've had lads, just got in now. My girlfriend has been in the hospital all day for having tests done and looks like her testicular cancer has returned.
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>ribena is still alive
fucks sake lads
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I was born in the UK but i'm actually Cornish, we are a distinct and sovereign people and we will not stand for your oppression any more
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>>73026544
Yet Americans are always desperate for Canada to even acknowledge them
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>>73026543
yeah, like luton and birmingham and leicester and slough innit?

wonderful english cities, much better than our cities
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>>73026393
Fuck that girls hips are amazing. Would love to spunk in her
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>>73026512
>gaelic
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> interjecting random French words into a sentence
Why do posh people do this?
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>>73026582
grim feet
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>>73026576
>our cities
they're all our (as in yours and mine and the rest of our country) cities lad
Belfast and Londonderry are probably on the worse end of the spectrum but they're not the worst british cities at all
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>gf is snoring
>poke her
>she starts snoring louder
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https://youtu.be/OrMinXgBGdU
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>>73026571
yeah totally, that's why 80% of your trade is with america
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>>73026626
/cum/
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>Scottish independence
>NI independence
All these regional squabbles are superfluous. What matters is if you're of pure bloodline (Norman) descent.
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>>73026607
adds a certain je ne sais quoi to ones manner
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>>73026621
reminds me of when I had a gf haha
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>>73026626
the secret janny board
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>superfluous
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>>73026626
/cum/
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>>73026648
Jenna says what?
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>squabbles
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gf just sent me this
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your superior is off to sleep now

i rest assured that my mutts will obsess over me while i sleep

goodnight mutts

do try to keep your yapping to a minimum
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is there a way to erect a wall between /pol/ and the rest of the site
I don't hate them at all but when they send their people, they're not sending their best
they're bringing anger, they're racists, and some of them i assume are good people
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/cum/
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The Chicago Gaylords, one of Chicago's oldest street gangs,[3] was a club founded by World War II veterans and the majority of the original members were Italian, Irish, and Greek Americans. This ethnic makeup reflected the population of the Grand and Ogden area at the time, that was known as one of Chicago's "Little Italies." There were many such clubs in Chicago during the post World War II era, and had their own clubhouses and baseball teams. The Gaylord's clubhouse was on the corner of Ohio and Noble Street. At the height of the Gaylords reign in 1979, they were listed as the fourth most powerful gang in Chicago and were noted as "Chicago's largest white street gang...considered a violent, bigoted outfit."
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>>73026689
Literally no one likes you, you just post the same shit and keep repeat yourself and laughing at yourself.
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>>73026626
/sverigetråden/
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>>73026689
Have a good nights sleep, dream pleasant dreams of your Queen and your fellow countrymen. See you in Ireland if you ever decide to move out of the UK
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>>73026626
/cum/
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*contemplates the meaning of the universe*
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>tfw still and hour until I can go home since I'm the section manager and have to "clean up" for the night crew
>can't go get my book to read since it's in my bag at the opposite side of the building
>sitting here listening to the proles talk about what useless rubbish they're blowing their entire yearly bonus on

Glad I'm quitting
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>>73026699
ey buddy, if ya got a problem with the gaylords then ya got a problem with me
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doing a hmm
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>>73026721
i hope i look even half as cool as this guy when im old
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>>73026621
Desklad?
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Daily reminder that wiki spamming is a reportable offense
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what's worse, Yanks who pretend to be Irish or Brits who pretend to be Irish?
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No idea why everyone has a hard on for ivanka trump. Honestly looks like a slag with a nose job, even a bit like an aylium.
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>>73026748
You'll probably be even fatter and dress like a slob, so I doubt it.
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a video game streamer chirpsed me last night when i was at a restaurant with the gf
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>>73026772
>everyone has a hard on for ivanka trump
give me 5 cases of this or stop talking
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can I be honest lads

my punching power is devastating
my right hand is a widowmaker

3 years ago with 2 stone less functional muscle than I have now I was shattering ribs

I fear my terrible potential
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Screen just went orange
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I don't believe in God lads.

The existence of such an entity is simply improbable.
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where to?
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at least make the hat bait entertaining
FOL
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>>73026816
enfield service station
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>>73026793
Irrelevant if you telegraph your punch like a scrub
You still need to actually hit them and get a clear hit
A guy landing a bunch of jabs is much more dangerous because it puts you off balance and open for a powerful hit
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https://strawpoll.com/55zwdc4
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>>73026783
>gf
VERY good april fools gag
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another Friday night
another prostitute shagged
FUCKS SAKE LADS I NEED TO STOP THIS
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>>73026778
but im very health conscious and i like to dress impeccably
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should probably do this report santander mili
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>>73026099
>TFW anglo master race
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>>73026829
my ability to land is immaculate m8
my uppercuts are otherworldly
my jab is lighting fast and simultaneously stiff
my counterpunches are beyond the realms of fluidity
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still kinda annoyed the gf pretended to break up with me as an april fools
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>>73026816
>the correct side of the road please
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> mfw Tupac Amaru Shakur was the name of an Aztec emperor
Damn. Black Americans are lit at naming their kids.
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>>73026874
that's just a bit mean haha
fuck women
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still annoyed I pretended to have a gf as an april fools
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>>73026885
Maybe the Harlem renaissance types were
Now they just make up random retarded names
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bought some really good salami down at BJs

(no homo.)
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april fools idea: don't feed the dog
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>>73026920
what is with the members wholesale business model? don't understand it
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Business idea: steal food from people who never came to pick it up since I'm hungry
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>>73026874
thats so cute
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Might post some nightclub pictures. My gf on the left.
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>>73026626
/lat/
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>>73026932
Lots of business owners use it for their product
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april fools idea: don't post on /brit/ for 24 hours
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april fools idea: get a gf as a joke haha
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>>73026969
nice dubs
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>>73026666
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i cant wait to actually get a gf
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Decided I'm naming my son Balthazár Thelonious X.
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i'm fat but i'm sure some others itt are too
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>>73026941
was just a bit sad really
said she fancied someone else and kept it up for like 5 minutes
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Just checked my email and apparently I don't have any STDs
This BETTER not be an April fools joke
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>>73026060
>disgusting skank showing her body
western women are the true definition of degeneracy
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need to spaff on a pair of nigger tits
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>ashkeNAZI
>mfw jews will ALWAYS have a piece of their worst nightmare attached to their own name
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boyfriend doesn't know my son Balthazár isn't his haha
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Just arrived home from a cheeky bit of drink driving
I didn't die or get nicked

moralfags BTFO
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absolutely howling at this flag
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>>73027025
The US flag looks like pajamas
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>>73027005
217lb today.

I was 270lb last summer.

It's easy to get fat when you do nothing all day and you have unlimited access to a fully stocked fridge and your momma cooks three meals a day for the entire family.
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april fools idea: rape a school girl and leave her in a ditch
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Tell me anything you remember
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>>73027024
*prosecutes you based off this post alone*
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I'm 200lb but 15% body fat, probably less now
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>>73026860
You're literally an Irish manlet. Shut the fuck up
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>>73027005
Put a bit of pork on recently myself, drops off quick enough though.
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>>73027065
you're in denail
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Should've been a soldier lads
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might go feel my sister's tits and if she wakes up I'll just pretend it's april fools
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>>73027046
nothing worth remembering
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>>73027076
About what?
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watching the old UFCs

there's a we wuz kangz yank on this one haha
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>>73027039
230 lbs today

was 180 then i started lifting about 2 and a half years ago and here i am now
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>>73027090
Old UFCs were a joke, it was a totally different promotion and a different sport in general
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>blocks your path
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>>73027089
my male vitality
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cseJ9ggYcI&app=desktop


actually a good video
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>>73027020
Only 80% of Jews are Ashkenazim. It means 'of Saxony' (the Germanic realms).

You also have the Sephardim (of Spain), and the Mizrahim (the Oriental/Original Jews).
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>>73027046
Once I sat for hours just watching a huge cyclone make it's way towards the shore from out at sea in the carribean

Very intense, to hear that roar slowly build as if at coming out from deep inside of you, then that rush of air and water as it seems to fly from every direction
I sat there in the storm for most of the day until it finally cleared the beach and went inland
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>>73027080
got a semi
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>>73027117
it was totally different but they weren't a joke, they're actually fun to watch as pieces of television
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Concentrate
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>>73027121
Ah yes the person on 4chan on a Friday can surely fight
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>haven't seen roommate since yesterday
>cautiously hoping that he's dead

any lads here know this feel?
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>>73027118
*legdrops you three feet into the pavement*
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>>73027128
>Only 80%
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just had sex with my 9/10 gf

now i'm gonna have some bourbon and munch a durrie
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>>73027155
nonsensical post

you're insecure as FUCK
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>why yes, i am straight
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>>73027142
It wasn't a serious sport, closer to pro wrestling really and in a lot of ways set the the development of the sport back quite a bit. They're funny in an ironic way I guess.
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My sister literally just got back home and she just went into her room and I heard a male voice.

Her boyfriend is on Erasmus in Europe at the moment.
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>>73027193
About what?
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What is the point of Erasmus programme?
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>>73027183
The Jewish diaspora flourished in Germany and Eastern Europe for some odd reason.
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>>73027207
film it lad
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>>73027128
>>73027238
fuck off kike
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paki proto gf just messaged me

only after screenshotting this did I remember that snapchat gives a notification for screenshots haha
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>>73027249
rasheed
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>>73027252
bummed it haha
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>>73027216
we both know what

keep living in fairytale land sweetcake you already exposed your low IQ and if you need me to spell it out then that only proves me point further
ah, to be surrounded by such plebians, I feel like old cincinnatus
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>>73027207
>>73027245
Or at least do a cheeky Vocaroo
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>>73027270
Mate my first post all night was replying to you, I'm just back from the club. It appears you're suffering from paranoia, seek help.
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>>73027272

Are you a cuck or what? I'm not recording my sister getting fucked
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>>73027252
You fucking donut
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> tfw ywn be a Judeo-Persian jeweller in 13th century Isfahan
Aaaahhhhaughhh.
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>Are you a cuck or what? I'm not recording my sister getting fucked
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>>73027252
absolute asshead
>>
>>73027252
Pretty mental that a Paki girl is just messaging you out of the blue, she must really want the D haha
>>
There is a global Jewish conspiracy to destroy the white race
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>>73027294
goodnight lower class human
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I just cutted myself and I fucked up my arm, I poured my blood everywere so my mom will learn a lesson about no humilliating me on public

I'm about to rush into her room screaming "THIS IS YOUR FAULT I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY, IT'S YOUR FAULT"
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>>73027337
You've said you're going to bed twice now. Are you really that addicted to 4chan?
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>>73027265
>>73027317
>>73027300
Playing it cool like the screenshot never happened
Hopefully she doesn't mention it
>>73027324
It's not really THAT mental you dumb yank
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Shashay.
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>>73027344
ill
>>
why do mens fingers get thicker as they age even if you don't become fat

why

>>73027344
nice its always good to spill a bit of blood
>>
went to a new restaurant tonight, their fried cheese curds tasted a bit of fish
disappointing to be honest
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>I just cutted myself and I fucked up my arm, I poured my blood everywere so my mom will learn a lesson about no humilliating me on public
>I'm about to rush into her room screaming "THIS IS YOUR FAULT I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY, IT'S YOUR FAULT"
>>
>>73027361
you need to be sectioned, you're becoming scarily disconnected

FREAK
>>
shadilay
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Being Judeo-Persian looks like good fun.
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>I just cutted myself and I fucked up my arm, I poured my blood everywere so my mom will learn a lesson about no humilliating me on public

>I'm about to rush into her room screaming "THIS IS YOUR FAULT I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY, IT'S YOUR FAULT"
>>
>>73026138
PAJEET IS NOT AN INDIAN !!!1!11
>>
>>73027398
never got this
>>
>>73027397
>being this addicted to 4chan
>>
>>73027400
*cuts your hand off*
>>
*ruminates*
>>
>>73027362
Is she an actual Paki, Muslim like? If so the fact that she would be so into a white guy (you ARE white, aren't you?) as to message him out of the blue is pretty impressive; those girls tend to be pretty reserved and conservative, not like your standard-model chav slag from Leeds.
>>
>>73027410
https://youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA
>>
*pugilists*
>>
honesty what goes through your mind when you reply to a yank

would never stoop that low
>>
>>73027413
embarrassing yourself lisicki

jealousy is a sin
>>
>>73027432
lot of chavs in leeds, eh?
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Can't wait til 2018 lads.
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>>73027447
Paranoia
>>
>>73027435
praise kek
>>
>>73027454
what is this elephant meme?
>>
>>73027456
this
>>
>>73027465
elephanto
>>
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Same shit different day lads
>>
chaturbate /keiraston/
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>>73027432
IIRC she's Bangladeshi and I met her at a club before and went back to her house after (with a few others for an after party sort of thing)

Howling that you're trying to tell a true brummie like me how pakis behave by regurgitating posts you read on /pol/

THIS is why everyone hates yanks
>>
>>73027456
>>73027488
samefagging yourself for reputability


shameful runt virgin losers
why can't you stop being jealous runts, get some pecs
>>
want to put my willy in a fanny
>>
>>73027541
I don't know a single thing about you, there's nothing to be jealous about because all I know is you're posting on 4chan at 4am
>>
>>73027543
why on earth would you want to do such a thing
>>
>>73027559
it feels really good on several different levels
>>
would not consider oneself a rorkeist but reddit culture in general makes me fucking sick

so they ever stop preaching for fucks sake
>>
the 'ools in 53 minutes
wonder what hiro has cooked up for us this year
>>
>>73027558
so r u
>>
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>>73027539
America has a higher murder rate
>>
>>73027543
There are millions of people doing this right now, all over the US. Not even a big deal for them; just part of life.
>>
>>73027593
thailand is a shithole
>>
>>73027591
I'm a security guard
>>
>>73027593
ah yes, the ol' "reply to a post that doesn't exist" to have a passive aggressive pop at america
>>
>>73027636
haha no way, comfiest job going
>>
>>73027654
Strongly recommend it
>>
>>73027625
most of it is yeh
https://www.google.com/streetview/#thailand-highlights
>>
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>>73027593
I prefer girls who smoke pipes.
>>
The 'on 4chan on a Friday night' argument is no longer valid

I've been out came home now I'm shitting this up
>>
I am better than all of you shits in every single metric

may as well kys (plural)
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>>73027705
Gonna be honest. Not a fan of white people.
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>>73027685
the patrician's choice
>>
would like to be a security guard except its beneath me since I'm not a moron who couldn't even pass GCSE's
>>
>>73027697
Would bet ANYTHING that I'm better than you at spitting grime bars
>>
>>73027737
also you're too skinny and white
>>
>>73027746
fuck off nigger
>>
>>73027746
He can be a gimp
>>
>>73027746
most security guards are white
>>
>>73026060

NEED A PORTENA GF LADS
>>
>>73027746
>>73027746
I'm hard as fuck
(not just talking about my willy)
>>
>>73027756
i haven't seen a white security guard in the last 5 years
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>>73027596
>>
>>73027779
In France maybe
We haven't stopped to your levels just yet
>>
>>73027756
not in france

>>73027779
>FRANCE


atleast 95% of security guards and bouncers I see are white
>>
Not a fan of the Normies lads
>>
>>73027539
Seriously? in what metric is the US far and away the best country in the world?
>>
france is 15% muslim

that's dooping mental
>>
quick rundown on yanks?
>>
>>73027539
nonce
>>
>>73027722
Usually have a bowl before work and after work. I thought it would draw attention to me when I started doing it, but then I realised literally no one cares (which is good). 1 in 10 Canadians smoke a pipe. Not anything that's prevelant, but not incredibly uncommon either.
>>
>>73027836
fat, stupid, guns
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only gone and fallen for her
>>
>>73027860
>>73027860
>>73027860
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>>73027813
really? genuinely prefer them if im being honest

way less angsty, racist, and hateful
>>
>>73027830
15% non-european actually
that include muslims, but also black christians and asians. Remember that France is one of the last countries on which the sun literally does not set.
>>
>>73027836
You don't even want to know
All I'll say is; steer well clear
>>
>>73027882
apart from germany nowhere is worse than france for muslim invasion

I weep for paris
it is literally too late for you
>>
>>73027905
I'd say (as a totally in-the-know Canuck) it goes Paris-London-Berlin. Paris is one armed rebellion away from being an Emirate.
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>>73027675
do it at home la, you the london feller?
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