/cum/ Canada US Mexico

Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people

>>73025445
First

Has anyone wondered how awesome it must have been to be a man in post-WW2 USSR? The gender imbalance was so pervasive that women must have been attacking men for attention

this of course is not some vicarious thing I imagine while I'm hugging my pillow at night to make up for being alone

>>73025459
shoulda worn a helmet

>>73025461
sure! what state are you in

>tfw no Cucks County bf

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>>73025572
y-you wouldn't like me irl. i am not as beautiful as my posts lead you to believe

>>73025597
You don't know that qt

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>>73025629
b-but the other general is destroying us as we speak. our thing here won't last forever. this is a ride that is a stop away from its final stop one stop away.

>tfw I'll never have a 4chan bf

>>73025735
qt

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you and me conway county
we can make our bonnie and clyde stand here in this thread
the finn wants us to assimilate into his thread? forget that! stay with me! here! only the mods can take us down!

why cant you autists pick a thread

Went to a lake and sat there until it got dark buds

>>73025839
first thread: finn pizza and indirect brit-style posting

this thread: sweet man-on-man love with a hint of desperation as the jannies close in

have any of you ever met a girl from your state on 4chan? did you go on a date?

>meeting people from 4chan in real life
Don't do this

>>73025852
that actually sounds really nice bud

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>>73025903
why not

>>73025913
It was. Thankfully the mosquitos fucked off

is this the real thread

>>73025953
yeah don't fall for finnish deceptions (or any of my prior posts in this thread)

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MUH LAAAYGS

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>>73025933
There's a reason why we're here

>>73025987
saw some stuff like that when I worked in a hospital. least he doesn't have bugs.

lol
>>73025303

bitch ima live off a lick

>>73025998
The worst is those meth heads who shoot shit into their perineum

>>73026027
Is it seriously that weird? I make small talk to people all the time. Only people who aren't receptive are 90% of women and people from San Fran

>>73026027
kek
>>73025866

>>73026070
>90% of women
lmao

>>73026057
oh heh I mean actual insects that find haven in fat folds

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>>73026057
>The worst is those meth heads who shoot shit into their perineum

starting to drink
>>73025987
james is the person i aspire to be

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>>73025987
nigga's bursting at the sides

>>73025998
Do the nurses talk shit about how much it sucks to bathe the lardasses?

>>73026070
>Is it seriously that weird?
Euros think it's fake because they're too autistic to realize that people might just want to be friendly with strangers

>>73026110
Yeah. Sometimes it gets infected and tunnels a foot into their abdomen

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boys, you are not going to believe what I just masturbated to

>>73026154
Nope, that's the ICU's job. I was ER. Worst we had to do is bedpans and wipe their butts (and take care of the insects in their fat folds)

Nurses are pretty immune to stuff. One time a guy came in with a huge gash from a car crash. He was on painkillers and while I was cleaning the cut, a nurse came up and said, "HEY CHECK THIS OUT" and opened the cut a bit to show me his skull. they don't give a fuck

>>73026200
Traps

>>73026115
You aren't going to become the next Calgary, are you?

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>at least 3.75 more years of listening to my family complain about Trump
he's not our fucking president

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>Finn tells me never to use his anime reaction pics here
>Use them anyway

>>73026243
kek

>>73026214
what happened to him

>>73026260
I don't understand this anime that 4chan likes. It's like just little kids, which is sort of weird. Ya know?

Why not post like cool anime, like ghost in the shell

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>>73026243
>his """country""" doesn't treat its elections like a sports season
Why do they care in the first place

>>73026283
Someone said he's an alcoholic Injun, idk

>>73026285
Because moeshit has better reaction images

>>73026260
>>73026346
Stop posting pedo images

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Consider this: Presidential debates but with sports announcers

I still can't conceive of a girl ever getting wet or masturbating to me even though I'm 100% sure it's happened at least once.

>>73026346
They watch Colbert a lot because there isn't really any quality Canadian television

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>Package stuck in customs
>Wont ship this weekend because customs dont open in weekends
>Its on a city 20Km away
>mfw

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>>73026383
I know it has a few times for me.
I LEGITIMATELY cannot see what she saw in me.
Absolutely mad, I tell you.

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the vf vroke up with me vros what do i do

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my favorite commentator on news

rawr :3

>>73026373
am not an injun so im safe

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>>73026383
Feel the same way. Just can't imagine my slight chub and baby face will be that attractive

>>73026436
Unironically fake news

>>73026391
>They watch Colbert a lot
Disgusting

>>73026455
That banjo has no strings on it
dumb fucking fairy lmao

women like men
really gay

Where the Mexicans at?

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>>73026457
o-okay fine. this is my other favorite choice

hey son, would you kindly beat my fucking head in with this golf club? thanks

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>>73026391
>letterkenny isn't quality canadian television
I remember watching some quebecois show once it was ok

>>73026429
>not paying at least 40 bucks for a decent polo

>>73026498
alright daddy

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>>73026475

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saved it in a pic buds : ))

i am going to vore cirno

i am going to vore this canadian with my benis

I have no one to drink with.
Does that mean I am not entitled to my share of the poison?
Men my age drink until they die.
I drink far less, therefore I am better than them

penis vore is really icky

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>dad got in a car accident
>have to drive an hour to go pick him up
>need to drag my mom along too so i can carpool
what a great start to the weekend
wew
w e w
e
w

>>73026580
sorry to hear that
is he okay?

have an embarrassing prob lads

after I poo in the loo my butt hole leaks slime for a few hours so unless I wedge a piece of tissue in there I will get severe poopy ass

don't know where 2turn

Why does it feel like life is just waiting for shit to happen
people say to be proactive but there's nothing to be proactive about right this minute, unless I go rob a bank or something, but then that's rather counterintuitive considering the consequences

>>73026580
dad was tokyo drifting with the koreans again wasn't he

>>73026594
underrated post

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>>73026537
>Euros are THIS autistic
Gonna be glad when we stop paying for their defense

>>73026580
>need to drag my mom along too so i can carpool
lol, carpool lanes

Something Wrong
I Hold My Head
Club Penguin Gone
A Nigga Dead

>>73026590
yea hes fine, got hit from the rear in traffic
but he bullshits all the time and apparently the car isn't in running condition so idk

Little brother is out with his gf

>benis vore
>icky
but what about voreing benises?

>>73026594
What the fuck are you eating?

Also, try a tampon.

>>73026625
f

>>73026601
honestly feel the same. I'm going to be tied down by school for years and then I'm going to finally have time when I'm in my late 20s, and by that time my senpai is gonna glare at me for not finding a waifu. just feels like i'm missing out but here in the sticks there isn't much to do. I just look at people like artists and even though they are struggling 110% of the time at least they are more alive in some sense

>>73026594
On a similar subject
My butt gets a bit poopy after a fart sometimes and then I have to wipe it up
Is this normal?

>>73026627
good to hear. drive safe

I'm at the hotel with my family now buds, what should I do other than interacting with my waaay younger brother and my parents.

>>73026625
club penguin rewritten

>>73026662
Eat better and start working out

>>73026660
Where are you going to school at? I almost went to school in Pennsylvania

>browsing 4chan instead of interacting with your family when they are in the same room as you

>>73026691
go hit up the pool. best part of staying a hotel

>>73026713
doing this right now
in my defense, they're watching TV

>>73026713
Fuck family, I didn't choose this life

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Tropical diseases are so fucked up

>>73026704
me and another poster here are in the big 10 boiiiiiiiiiiii

where you at

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>>73026713
>interacting with your family
>ever

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I'M JUST A SEXY BOY(SEXY BOY)

"Trap Queen" has a hugely different meaning when you're posting on 4chan.

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>tfw the bus driver gives me the ticket I paid because I forgot to rip it out
>Hey monsieur you forgot your ticket
Gaaah

>>73026713
But I live alone.

>>73026733
pls delete this

>>73026744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww-o--ZaW5M

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neat

>>73026733
nice. got any other vids like that? I saw the corn off my toes sometimes but it always grows back. crazy how those parasites can burrow

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>fist of autism has a crush on an old male bus driver
Someone deport him to a FEMA reservation

>>73026713
We already went to Cascade station and had Panda Express together an hour ago.

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Every time I go to the city it feels like an adventure

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>>73026744
ON GERMAN BLOOD AND CONSUMERISM

...
>>73026786
who

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME
AND IF YOU CAN PLAY IT

>>73026734
>where you at
"""University""" of Central Arkansas

>>73026786
I don't have a crush I just sperg out of embarrassment

>listening to a song
>it's okay
>suddenly, a rap segment starts playing out of nowhere and ruins it
Nice

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fucking

roasties

h8 roasties.

>>73026786
vakavasti = facial expression
oikeasti or in spoken language, oikeesti = really now

what does "cash me outside" mean?

>>73026807
sorry you don't like yours :(
one of my professors is from arkansas. she is wayyyy too attractive. no accent though which is weird.

>>73026798
I feel this way whenever I go to a city larger than mine.

>>73026818
demons?
>>73026821
dumb normie meme

>>73026821
It's economic-worker slang for people who are having trouble taking wage payments from direct deposits, so they shorten "please pay me in hard cash sometime" to "cash me outside"

howbowdah

Is there a difference between Arkansans and Oklahomen?

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>18 year old carpooler was listening to a mixture of linkin park and shitty white people club rap

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>>73026857
>Montana
>Ravioli county
pic related is a montana militia

>>73026637
I don't think my diet is bad but my butthole is too wide open. Maybe I need my sphincter surgically repaired. I never had gay sex but my poop has always been really girthy.

>>73026850
are you joking, please tell me yes

>>73026867
One is French, one is German.

>>73026831
>sorry you don't like yours
It's alright. It's just small, which I'm not gonna complain about

>no accent though which is weird
A lot of the people in the cities have lost their accents

Good night

>>73026896
Are you retarded?

>>73026873
krwlng is a legitimately good song/remix and it upsets me that people don't feel solemn and attune to the bushido when that violin intro hits the airwaves

>>73026896
It's only used in poorer areas so don't expect to say it yourself. It's sort of hear-say, you know?

>>73026901
she was from a rural part near the ozarks

>>73026907
night bud

>>73026907
its not bedtime yet pussy

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>making fun of chile because he doesn't know your turbonormie black american meme

I listend to Korn

>>73026907
Goodnight bud

>>73026921
>she was from a rural part near the ozarks
idk then

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>Every time I go to the city it feels like an adventure

>>73026935
This. Do NOT bully Chile.

>>73026939
i-is arkansas normally filled with thicc milfs?

listening to the TALKING HEADS

*bullies Chile*

Anyone got a good arroz con marcions recipe?

>>73026959
BURNIN DOWN THE HOUSE

>>73026908
yes.
>>73026921
BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN GOD DAMINT

anybody unironcally watch professional wrestling? I watch it for 9 months when i was in 7th grade. Used to to wrestling moves on the brothers (who were both younger) on our trampoline.
Last thing i remembered from WWE was the undertaker killing edge

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I seriously think I have a crush on Montana

>>73026956
They're usually just fat or vapid cunts. Often both

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL THREAD

THIS IS NOT THE BEAUTIFUL GF

>>73026974
I watched it when I was a kid.

>>73026974
*watched (not currently watches)

>>73026971
it is short for "please pay me in cash outside work whenever you can"

>>73026978
t-this one is very liberal and fat in all the right places :3 glomp
dont be jelly pls

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>>73026976
lol

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>>73026976

>>73027004
>being jelly because you're importing our fat women
lol

>>73026976
no. we already have enough canucks here
you're friendzoned kid

>>73027004
>liking fat liberal women
Terrible taste.

>>73027022
Can I move there?

moving at 7 AM lol

>>73026974
5th grade

>>73027022
That's Okay, I'll go to either Oregon or Alaska

at least neither of those are landlocked

>>73027036
you seem okay. as long as you're not a filthy maple nigger

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>>73027019
I am intrigued... please send more.

>>73027031
real talk, I like outspoken liberal women rather than grumbly liberal women. there are variants, you know? I know a grumpy liberal woman who doesn't like non-whites, bubly liberal women who are happy all the time, but most are just normie women with liberal beliefs who are sort of the most bland

>>73027062
CAN TACO BURRITO SIR IR THERE?

>>73027022
Can I move there and then complain about it not being enough like California, and then try my hardest to turn the state into a liberal shithole?

*moves to Montana*

>>73027062
Yay. Just hope I don't freeze to death during the first winter

*starts a dental floss tycoon*

>>73027036
if you do, you can visit me in cascadia :333

>>73027077
its people like you that are ruining this place

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Each state is as big as a country

Why doesn't Europe convert to states?

>>73027072
please explain to me how she's a liberal if she doesn't like non-whites

business idea: put fluoride in tap water to dumb down the population and make them buy more of your products

Is there anything worse than April Fool's day """jokes"""?

>>73027119
But Europe is already full of states, anon. State doesn't mean it's part of a federation. American states are basically countries that gave away their sovereignty. An independent state is still a state.

>>73027137
that pain when you accidentally bend your fingernail backwards

>>73027123
She supports wealth redistribution

>>73027112
Sounds nice desu. Do you like camping?

>1/3rd of the population of Davis is college students
Absolutely terrifying.

>>73027123
she believes in a lot of liberal things, but she also has a weird hierarchy of races, which, ironically, doesn't even put her at the top. she puts asians at the top

I don't pretend to understand it

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>calling a namefag anon

>>73027176
>uses redditflags

>>73027157
Never done that but crushed my nail between a couch and a doorframe once

>>73027160
maybe. I camped in my backyard once for 2 hours then went inside. why? do you?

>>73027176
>not using the anonymize setting in 4chan X

>>73027160
>She supports wealth redistribution
that would make her a socialist, not a liberal, classic liberalism wants to remove government intervention from economics and modern liberalism is social justice retardation
>>73027174
so she believes the retarded mongoloid, caucasoid, negroid 19th century racial theory that /pol/ subscribes to? doesnt seem like a liberal at all to me

>>73027196
embarrassing

>>73027223
I give you permission to whip out the e-peen and regale us with your camping stories

I know you were going to anyway

>>73027137
Hiro forgetting to change the filter and only disabling it when he applies the Halloween filter

>>73027196
I could take you camping

>>73027212
calm down man lmao not like she insults people irl. she just doesn't have good experiences with them. if it makes you feel any better, she likes my bizarre ass.

>>73027223
>>73027253
let's all go camping. I'll bring the sunny d

*busts out an acoustic guitar*

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>is another episode of the montreal mulatto acting like he isnt as retarded as the rest of the left just because he make race jokes

getting pathetic desu

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>>73026726
It's crowded with 8-12 year olds. No R&R unless I enjoy Ifunny memes and emojis.
I guess I have to hear my Mom talk about the giraffe giving birth.

>>73027212
I don't think she's a classical liberal sadly

>>73027258
>sunny d
You aren't invited anymore

>>73027261
fuck off douchebag

¨breaks your guitar¨

>thought i was a fascist and white nationalist
>talk to both groups
>realize im just a racist democrat

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>>73027278
>doesn't like this sunny d
time to take you to pound town
confess now that at least you like minute maid box juices and I'll stop

>>73027258
She sounds mentally ill, is she attributing the actions of ghetto blacks in philly to all people of african descent? the whole point of libtards is that they try not to be racist

poop

>retarded mongoloid, caucasoid, negroid 19th century racial theory
>retarded
Lmao desu

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i fear one day that someone will eventually get to look at all the saved images on this hard drive

at least microsoft won't judge me

I can bring a fiddle and play Southern folk songs for everyone

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>>73027299
I have the correct label for you.

>>73027320
some NSA analysts are probably having a giggle at your pictures folder right now

>>73027329

you can fiddle me if you know what i mean.

>>73027318
>actually thinking negroids are more physically fit than the other races
>actually believing that mongoloids have a higher average IQ
>actually believing that whites are the goldilocks race

pathetic

>>73027329
post on vocaloid

>>73027329
you better know how to play Man of Constant Sorrow

>>73027299
honestly feel awkward talking to alot of poor trump supporters out here in rural PA, I think they know democratic policies help them, but they don't want to be a minority either, so they have to defend trump cutting their coal lung benefits. (NOT CALLING ALL TRUMP SUPPORTERS RACIST)

>>73027306
you really overthink other people. not everyone is a cookie cutter character of what you imagine them to be. don't ever go to the northwest or new england. you'll freak out that there are tons of liberal whites who don't like minorities

>>73027359
good taste

*diddles your fiddle*

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>>73027349
that's probably fine i think

>>73027359
Damn, we're in a tight spot.

Prostate stimulated orgasms.

>>73027384
>kansas has arrived

>>73027354
Who said I believe that? The 19th century theory isn't based on perceived traits about races. It's all about the classification. The traits outside of taxonomy were tacked on later.
Also
>IQ
>in a 19th century theory
Do you suffer from mental retardation?

Prostrate simulated orgasms.

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>>73027349

we are all victims here

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Kansass

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Hey guys

>>73027416
>penisveinia

you're not in ken's ass anymore babby, this is a christian thread

>>73027368
god you're dumb. Just because they dont think the government is the devil doesnt make them liberals. If theyre racist, theyre not liberal. Americans use the word liberal so liberally its basically lost all meaning at this point. Its become a weird cultural marker rather than a proper word with a tangible definition
>>73027401
I'm talking about the modern /pol/ interpretation of phrenology and the broad 3 (4- Australasian/pacific islander) race classification of humanity

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>>73027443
>mfw I've argued in dozens of threads that we should let quebec join the union

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>>73027427
*heems you*

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>>73027437
Whoronto

>>73027384
>heteros will never, EVER have orgasms the way God intended it
lmoa

>>73027359
I do

>>73027443
You never said anything about a modern interpretation. You said "19th century racial theory," not "/pol/'s interpretation of a 19th century racial theory."

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my update has been at 0% for like 30 minutes.

this is so dumb.

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me rn

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Why do al

just came back from costco

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>>73027478

>>73027471
>we should let quebec join the union
Holy shit kill yourself

>>73027471
why the fuck would quebec ever join the union? so you protestant cucks can erase our language? ironic how Louisiania doesnt speak french anymore and spanish is the fastest growing language in america
>>73027482
"that /pol/ subscribes to" they read shit by david duke and the like, which is based on the centuries old racial theory + modern racist debunked literature

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>>73027479
>Bender county

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>updating anything ever
enjoy your jewish spyware

>>73027484
what are you updating? I'm waiting on arkham knight to download so I can never play it ever

>>73027503
where the cost is low

>>73027500
ooooooohhhhh shit so corn boy wants to start a war? I'll show you a real F5 motherfunker

>>73027443
>Americans use the word liberal so liberally its basically lost all meaning at this point
oy vey, go away foreign lobbyist! we don't want your shekels!

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Fuck you, time for my (You)'s

>>73027500
me as edp

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>Friday night
Why are you here?

>>73027526
>idolizing whities
the white man has done well in his brainwashing of you...

>>73027526
im glad the anime sparked more fan art of best girl

>>73027507
ummm ummm :( >>73025629
WHAT HAPPENED TO US BABY :'(
I'm getting attacked for liking sunny d, for telling stories about my weird racist acquaintance, and now by you. I'm about to go into post attack mode like b4 but I don't want to bby :(

>>73027522
He's from Louis y Ana

>>73027542
>work had a happy hour
>didn't feel like spending $5 on drinks and hanging out with people i see all week

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>>73027542
I'm autistic

Someone make fun of my state next.
Oh wait
you can't

>>73027542
because i'm getting ready for the big move, buddy

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>>73027548
STOP HAVING OPINIONS I DON'T AGREE WITH

>>73027509
"That /pol/ subscribes to" does not imply that it's their version of it. All it says is that /pol/ agrees with it.
>centuries old racial theory + modern racist debunked literature
And most of the debunking comes down to "NUH UH! THAT'S RACIST! IT'S NOT RACE, IT'S CULTURE! RACE IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT!" And the fact that you genuinely use a theory's age as a way to shoot it down and imply that it's not correct shows that you hold the typical leftist mindset of "If I don't agree with it, it's gotta be wrong."

>>73027414
I still feel bad when I think a bout 9/11 sometimes

>>73027565
California sucks

>>73027549
>>73027522
I'm not really from either. I've never lived in a single state for longer than 3 years.

I sexually identify as an Alaskafag, since that's where I grew up during my impressionable years. I'll make fun of Alaska for you:

>suicide
>homeless Eskimos
>everything's expensive for no reason

testicular torsion

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The phone call that saved /cum/

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*writes another song that goes platinum*

which is the worst U.S state apart from California?

>>73027590
Can we get a really really fast rundown on this?

>>73027608
mississippi

>>73027608
California

ror

>>73027580
oh sweetie, where are your calipers? I need to see if we can explain these horrible posts

>>73027580
>humans are not moulded by their environments

spotted by the retarded

>>73027608
Mississippi or Louisiana.

Louisiana at least has New Orleans and professional sports teams though.

>>73027575
UMMM I AM A FIERCE BUCK OF BUCKS COUNTY WHO CANNOT BE CONTAINED HONEY. MY OPINIONS ARE AS WILD AS THESE STREETS MY BUCK ASS TRIES TO CROSS

>>73027585
you won't get away with that image shapeshifter. next time I munch on some candy I'll drop a rap so dope you won't know what to do

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>>73027504

>>73027608
shut the fuck up texas

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>>73027583
idk, I like some of them

>>73027585
How is the job going bud

have to get up at 4am
kill me

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>>73027589
I LOVE testicular torsion!
As long as it's a skinny white guy being bounded and not me of course

>>73027601
*has a team of no less than 20 songwriters make a song specifically tailored towards radio stations while jacking off in a pile of money

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>spotted by the retard
I dont think that came out like you meant it to

>>73027612
sorry, only quick rundowns

>>73027619
>genetics don't play a major role as well

equally retarded

>>73027633
Pretty good. Not really digging this whole 35-40 hour work week meme though, but that's life so whatever.

>>73027619
>humans are solely molded by their environments and not by their biology
You're right, I was spotted by a retard (the retard being you).

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>>73027628
What did he mean by this?

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me rn

>>73027615
>>73027624
why Missipi or Louisiana?

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>>73027644
oh SHIT OYSTTTT
GET MONEY
GET PUSSY
SMOKING CIGS FOREVER

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>/cum/ is fastest on Friday nights
What can we deduce from this?

>>73027667
niggers and white trash

iraq-tier summers

>>73027667
>dumb
>poor
>fat
>high crime rate
>shit humid weather

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>literal stormfags

>>73027619
>their biology has absolutely no impact upon their development
Spotted the retard

>>73027657
That's good bud

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>>73027680
I'd rather not think about that

>>73027680
that i have no friends, my girl is going to kill me and that i wanna die

I'm going to bed now /cum/

>tfw no /cum/patriot to play vidya with

Oyster Bayanon truly is the best /cum/ poster.

Look at his last 5 posts. They're oozing with subtlety and nuance you don't find from other posters here.

>"S-STORMFAGS!"'
Nonarguments of monumental proportions.

D WORLD DESTRUCTION
OVER AN OVERTURE
N DO I NEED
APOSTROPHE
T NEED THIS TORTURE

>>73027680
That the pardner had homework and couldn't stay over tonight

>>73027707
night friendo

>>73027703
Pansy

>>73027707
What do you play and on what device

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>>73027680

>>73027680
h-haha im too popular so I need some space for myself, y-yeah
>>73027703
i hate canadians, have a nightmare

prostate stimulated orgasms

>>73027708
He is a treasure. Where would we be without him

>>73027716
I have homework I could get done tonight and instead I'm here.
hmm

>>73027710
to be honest family, I'm not seeing any cited sources between either of you. make an argument, honey

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>>73027707
What do you want to play you shitter

I've asked you before and you just said "lol I don't have vidya"

>>73027690
>getting blown the fuck out
>b-but you're all stormfags
k

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>>73027708
>>73027731
Wow thanks but I'm not sure what I did to deserve the accolades

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prostitute simulated orgasms

>>73027708

yet you dont give him any yous

you are a bad man luisyana

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>black people are born ghetto, violent and stupid

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still haven't even managed to get an interview for a job

>>73027734
Literally just look up the Minnesota Transracial Adoption Study and Nature vs Nurture. Retards who believe intelligence and personality are solely based on one or the other are droolings retards who aren't worth talking to.

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BACK IN THE GHETTO IT RAINED FOR 40 DAYS

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>>73027761
>he measures successful posts and (you)s
And that's why you'll always be nothing more than a gimmick poster