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anime

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howdy

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curds

think i'm a pleb lads

got this really small frying pan for making perfectly circular fried eggs

>>73024547
got you senpai

merikan

>>73024575
VERY good

crease whenever women get annoyed when men leave the toilet seat up

I never put it up in the first place. if i piss all over the seat i just wipe it off

>>73024575
eggcellent

>>73024575
bet that's dead satisfying

what film should i watch laads

Lads, what's a good game for localised betting?

>>73024612

thin red line

@73024612
threads
@73024619
jarts

I sit down to piss
>>73024612
Watched "The Killing Fields" a few days ago, v. good

>>73024612
thunderpants
zoolander
bee movie

>>73024619
Darts

>>73024651
need a dart

Cool

>>73024575
fuck yeah mate fucking sound mate yeah your alri arent you mate

*drops the ball*

>>73024651
How exactly would one go about betting on darts with your mates?

>>73024575
how do you flip it

President Trump Is Finally Making America Great After 8 Years Of That Muslims Terrorist Obummer! God Bless!

>>73024676
Loser buys the next round

>>73024612
maya the bee

>>73024679
just the normal way i guess?

mums just emailed me her bank details
anyone want them?

>tfw gonna have to go to my gp of 15 years and tell him I rawdogged a slag and now it hurts to piss now and then

ahhhhhhhh yes very impressive

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>President Trump Is Finally Making America Great After 8 Years Of That Muslims Terrorist Obummer! God Bless!

>>73024713
Is this the one you're buds with?

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>tfw no tights gf

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1490829735558.webm

>>73024710
*finger poses threateningly over the report button*

>>73024693
Feel you're not understanding the situation that's being talked about. I'm talking about several people betting on something at the same time.

>>73024729
you might be thinking of another poster desu

Can't wait for bog farts impeachment

>>73024683
how much do you get per post?

>>73024732
whats going on here

>>73024736
beautiful woman and a beautiful cock

-bill

>>73024736
pretty sure cum should be thicker than that

>>73024740
And you want something all of you can bet against each other on?

la di dah
one two three
eric the half a bee

>>73024736
that middle clip is insane

>>73024754
nothing yet let, i'm currently building up a portfolio and hoping to be employed by russia by the end of the month (fingers crossed aha)

just come out to the gf as gay

>>73024795
is it terminal?

>>73024783
Yes.

>russia paid people to shill for trump
>/pol/ did it FOR FREE
hahah btfo

just came out as indonesian to immigration lads

>>73024804
im benderminal

>>73024736
https://youtu.be/KWUWnT2sAso?t=29
thats shemale kush

taxation is thievery

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>Can't wait for bog farts impeachment

>>73024813
Horse racing

fox news? might as well be called fake news lol

>>73024791
literally having a sex wee

>>73024820
thoughts and prayers are with you x

>>73024837
And if none of the horses we bet on win?

>>73024753
why is he getting impeached?

trump selecting pence as his VP was the best move of his campaign, now nobody will assassinate him

Shagging a prossie has became a weakly thing lads, literally can't stop doing it
All week I say I'm not going to do it again then I get drunk on a Friday and I just go mental

>>73024853
Sounds like your problem

>>73024865
read this as "veep" now thanks to that absolute turd of a show

Going on a date but worried I won't feel like having sex by the end

Been Nice embarrassing problem before

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the teeth girl

drinking alone again

just went and bought more beer, the cashier seems to recognise me now, I always got after midnight to buy cheap beer

felt a bit bad about it but it only lasted a few moments

>>73024885
haha he fucked it on that one

President bog fartald drumpf of the united shits of crapmerica

>>73024896
is this drawing meant to be representing a girl? it doesn't resemble a human

>>73024881
classic yank SPASTIC

best porn search aggregator?

Was at the shops yesterday and knew I wouldn't be home for a while so thought I should go for a piddle. Went in and the cubical was taken so I had to use a urinal. Just as I flopped my member out, some old bloke walked up beside me to the other urinal. Instantly got a bit nervous and realised that there was no way I was going to be able to piss. Stood there for thirty seconds, cock in hand, hoping the old bloke wouldn't realise what a gimp I was, then zipped up, washed me hands and virgin walked outta there.

>>73024938
Ya mum

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>prayers

>>73024862
Because he's a russian plant and grossly incompetent

>>73024954
nice biccys

>>73024877

the same one? tell me more

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>>73024896

>>73024945
fuaaarkin ell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg

im sorry but this tune should be a current national treasure

it's really summed up 18-25 year olds rn

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>>73024976

NOBODY FUCKING REPLY TO IT

>>73024919
Poosident Poonald Poohn Poomp Poof Poohe Poonited Pootes Poof Poomerica

almost replied to a trip

If I only brush once in a day, then my mouth tastes terrible when I wake up the next

Can't imagine how some people only brush once a day

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>people whose entire facebook photo album is them in their army reserve DPCU on the one day a month they have to go in and have their name ticked off the list to make sure theyre still alive

>he's STILL here
wew

so all the normies are out rn

shame because it's full of JFs rn which i rate less.

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>>73025022
>people who do the tough mudder with friends, walk through the entire event then take photos at the end like it's an accomplishment and spam fb with them

>people who inspect the albums of others on fb and then proceed to make a snarky comment on a Bulgarian beef bazaar

>>73024988
why?

>>73024975
Kind of the same one but also others
Thinking of going to the so called regular tonight (will be the fourth time I've snagged her)

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>>73025047

almost replied to a trip AGAIN
state of me haha

>tfw want to fight and kill pakpaks but can't pass the medical requirements for military service

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>Be Irish and born in London
>Non-whites hate you because you're white
>Bongs hate you because you're the wrong type of white
>Irish people hate you because they see you as a bong

>>73025049
aren't you supposed to be some kind of normie

>>73025084
he wishes

he's the personification of 3/4 cargo pants

>>73025084
don't reply to him

>>73025083
Pipe down potatonige

>>73025059
shouldnt the question be how?

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>>73025104
STOP

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>>73025065

>>73025083
funny you should say that because I just gave a beer to an irish pikey that was begging outside the shop a bit ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swBDlOk0V6y
watch this to see how the beauty standards of pop stars and society has changed

nary a hooting plastic mulatto creature in sight or 5'11 masculine angular stick women

Still have that counterfeit £20 note because I've been sacred to try spending it

Debating trying it with the prossie but it'd kind if risky in case the pimp comes out

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Punished Snow: A bastard back from the dead

>>73025084
a failed normie because i'm good looking but prob on the autismo spectrum

>>73025119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swBDlOk0V6Y

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i made this one when i was really wankered one night on the chon

mum says im good looking

>>73025125
>implying any prozzies have pimps anymore
maybe in clubs and nigger ghettos

>>73025125
just use it in a nightclub, the staff wont bother questioning as it's unnecessary trouble

>>73025083
On the plus side, you're living proof that immigration is a scourge that must be stamped out.

>>73025130
maybe you just aren't that good looking?

>>73025142
this 2bh, theyre all 20 somethings who are too lazy to get a proper job so sell their bodies on some shitty website

>>73025163
nah im good looking

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>>73025170

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>I've been sacred
>I believe in the 20 pound note sky fairy

everyone's good looking these days
nut not really

thoughts on this lass' voice?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r8c69QcoNM#t=65

>>73025154
I improve other anons' perception of Britain with my high quality post content.

You should be thanking me.

really enjoying watch this marble racing

https://youtu.be/6rbuMapLoCo

>>73025177
how many girls have you shagged

because I'm entirely average looking and don't chase girls (i.e. everyone I fuck more or less throws themselves at me) and shagged approx 10 different ones at your age

>>73025171
or maybe women are oppressed and resort to "selling their bodies".

>>73025190
NOT okay with this ONE bit

>>73025191
I'm Irish. I don't care for you nor for Britain.

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>>73025178

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsk3re3IKbs

absolute banger

incidentally want to bang her feet

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need a return to the good old days of kev posting

Girls love me and fuck me because I'm incredibly ugly and it's a thrill for them

Can walk up to 9/10s with my hobbled hunchback ass as long as they're alone and they'll be all over me

>>73025220
VERY unsettling

>>73025190
rotherham school uniform?

>>73025201
reddit: the race

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look at this mexican whore

>>73025217
>i don't care about the house i live in because it belongs to someone else

>>73025203
doxxable info but i've not shagged girls since August, I rejected 3 women in the space of 3 weeks last month, could easily be in my 20s if I wanted herpes

http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Savannah_Gold

>>73025244
Why the fuck is she holding up traffic? Stupid bint

>>73025217
>I'm Irish
umm... you appear to be posting from sovereign british territory? why don't you fuck off to ireland...

>>73025242
FOY

>>73025247
My house doesn't belong to Britain. Britain is squatting in my attic.

>why yes I do believe the number of girls I've shagged is doxxable info

What's the worst city in England and why is it Blackpool?

>>73025247
>>73025270
>>73025277
Don't start this again

http://www.defencejobs.gov.au/Job-Finder-Tool/
what you got lads
>Multimedia Technician
>literally just making powerpoint presentations

>>73025142
>>73025171
Why pretend you have any clue of what happens in the UK?
Most prossies here are eastern European with a slav nutter as a pimp

I was EXTREMELY drunk once and felt like the whore scammed me so I tried to steal her laptop (for some reason)
She shouted for her pimp and I got chased down the road by some hench slav cunt

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>>73024575
I guess you could say that it's EXcellent

>>73025270
umm... you appear not know what "sovereign british territory" means? why don't you stop posting...

pillhead chav posting is here

>>73025259
me too, I'm not saying I've shagged every possible girl, easily turned down more than I've took

how is that doxxable info

I reckon you're on about 3, which is grim from a handsome 6'ft 10 3rd year

>>73025277
>the entire world including irland agrees your house belongs to britain
>you decide you're more important and that your opinion matters more
irish delusion, no wonder it was so easy for us to fuck you over

>>73025298
where did you find this whore?

>>73025289
Just confused as to why a brit would think they're irish
is it like being trans? nationality dysphoria or something

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>Alri lad, what'll it be?

How do you respond?

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>>73025329
>the entire world

>>73025331
Northern Ireland you silly fucker, they post with the UK flag

>>73025333
pint of fullers please mate

>>73025322
i don't really think there's any reward for shagging munters la'

expand your mind to my level la'

>>73025298
I know a bunch of romanian pimps, and despite their severe and direct personalities, if it actually came to blows with them I would back myself 100%

>>73025260
http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Caty_Cole

>>73025352
name one country that doesn't recognise northern ireland as british territory

>>73025359
But northern ireland is a part of Britain?
>lol muh islands
yes i obviously mean the united kingdom when i say britain

>>73025383
The Republic of Ireland

>>73025367
this post is mental gymnastics with a bit of projection spiced in

only 2 of them were munters and 5 of them were medium-long term gfs

>>73025312
>sovereign british territory
yeah its the territory internationally recognised as being under the control of the UK government
what do you think it means?

>>73025383
Ireland.

This is the part where you start trying to argue technicalities to save face.

>>73025384
Exactly so when you mean the United Kingdom, you don't mean Britain. The Irish still live in Northern Ireland you know

>>73025402
legit couldn't care lol

>>73025083
did you move to ireland at some point or are you just british with irish parents

>>73025330
It's legal here, you can find them easily on vivastreet and adultwork
>>73025374
Maybe in a 1 on 1 fight but those dirty Romanian counts don't play fair

>>73025409
Yeah you said that already. You were wrong then and are still wrong now.

>>73025402
next time heed my advice >>73025101

>>73025429
the latter

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should greatly appreciate a gf of the female persuasion lads

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IRISH BLOOD

ENGLISH HEART!!!!!

>>73025397
ummm...
>what is the nineteenth amendment

>>73025417
British means from the united kingdom, Irish means from the ROI
it's pretty simple lol

>>73025423
you obviously could since 90% of your posts are about how you're so pretty and you have fit birds fawning over your, but in reality you're basically a virgin who's bad at sex

>bradleywalsh.mp4

Certain fellow seems insecure about his number of sexual encounters

Hmmm

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>>73025455
You're about to get some hateful (You)s from the Saxons lad but we still love you. Come home Gaelic man

>>73025415
>>73025397
>forgetting the good friday agreement
lay off the booze

mad that there's mongs living in the northern part of ireland that think they're british lmao

howling at the prospect

>>73025479
refer to:
>>73025402

>>73025469
No it doesn't, you're baiting

Won't be replying to you from here on

>>73025484
yes hi there cunt I am a 20 year old man and I haven't (have not) once touched a pussy

fucking hell!

>>73025436
>you're wrong
explain how mate haha
is the UK not your government, with final say on all matters?

>>73025507
b-but I'm attractive I tell you

>all these undesirables hairsplitting about coitus

I have NEVER had sex. If practically everything you do does not have the modifier *virgin...* then please FUCK OFF!

>>73025500
*smiles triumphantly*

>>73025490
I would but an English man is paying me to be the bull that fucks his wife.

The English have an affinity for such endeavours.

>>73025507
just be yourself

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Ireland isn't in this photo because they're the paedophile uncle

>>73025506
That's literally what i take it to mean
you can be Northern Irish just like you can be Welsh, you're still British at the end of the day

>tfw have the virgin gaze

imagine being a virgin lads

>>73025530
Fantastic post lad, keep up the good work
Tiocfaidh ár lá
73025543
Doesn't matter what YOU take it to be, it's false

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What is /shit/'s favourite caribbean island?

Being honest, I'm only after a waifu now

>>73025493
That thing that literally acknowledged that the majority of Ireland believed Northern Ireland to be Irish territory and wanted unification, as well as repealing the Government of Ireland Act?

Mong.

>>73025516
Objectively no. Otherwise fag marriage wouldn't still be illegal here.

Mong.

>tfw eating dinner with the virgin chew

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>YOU'RE NOT BRITISH YOU'RE IRISH
>THE ENGLISH DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU
Honestly don't care lads, just absolutely hate padraigs desu

Hi

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>he's here

>tfw not a virgin but still have the virgin walk

>tfw English
>got Irish Citizenship because brexit
haha i now know how those norns feel, weird to feel British and Irish at the same time

>>73025574
isn't that because Westminster lets you keep it illegal

>>73025586
honest question m8

What would it take for an orangeman to stop supporting the DUP?
With the latest scandal on top of them being shite for years it fucking baffles me.
Why not the UUP?
They're anti-poofters and all.

>voted remain with the virgin ballot

>implying the Irish are still discriminated in the 21st century
pure fucking bullshit, with the amount of pakis around these days, no one has the time to case about people that are so similar culturally

>>73025613
hooted at this

>>73025611
>YOU ONLY GET THE FINAL SAY BECAUSE WE HAVE THE FINAL SAY ON WHETHER OR NOT YOU HAVE THE FINAL SAY AND OUR FINAL SAY IS THAT YOU HAVE THE FINAL SAY
imagine being you

why are people being so bitter at me?

DON'T REPLY TO IT

>>73025455
youre a brit with some irish behaviors your parents have ingrained in you. not worth having an identity crisis over

doing a line

>>73025662
spare me some

>>73025612
You cannot even come close to understanding the insanity of the orangeman. You need to realise that these are proponents of English invasion and rule over Ireland who worship a symbol whose history is steeped exclusively in rebellion against English invasion and rule over Ireland.

do not quote one of his post numbers in your own post

>>73025655
>youre a brit

>born in a garage so you're a car
>mum had a waterbirth so you're a fish

>>73025634
Come on lad don't fight with your fellow countrymen

You're granted devolved powers like Scotland and Wales, but essentially we have the final, legal say on anything you do and Westminster can revoke the rights granted to you by them at any time

>>73025612
Hardliners won't stop supporting them, because they're the biggest unionist party and less moderate than the UUP. Not Sinn fein is good enough, in a similar way I'm sure plenty of SF voters absolutely hate their socialist policies but vote for them on the basis of re-unification.

literally how do people get drunk on just beer?

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> tfw you will never be a half-Scot half-Bengali officer of the East India company bringing the subcontinent under the sole control of a maniacal corporate entity

>>73025685
Drinking enough till you get drunk desu

Still unsure whether to shag the prossie tonight or nit, leaning towards doing it atm
will decide within the next 5 minutes

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>>73025655
Get your own people, Nige
>>73025676
Ma* mum is saxon speak. You've spent too long undercover lad

>>73025689
fuck off rasheed

>>73025623
You're only allowed to discriminate whites. That's why poles are targeted and not pakis.

>>73025678
>literally repeating the exact same thing again
>except with added "ur our country"
I fucking dare Westminster to try something. See how quickly that Ring of Steel around London gets an upgrade.

>>73025519
actually I'm just a skinny fucker with a disgusting personality
I used to care not really any more though

*hums atonally before screaming "hey macarena" clearly and loudly*

>>73025703
How much does it usually cost?

doing a FONT

>>73025685
you have to drink more than 3 cans per hour

>>73025701
drinking that much liquid in that short a time must feel like shite

atm Im at 1.5litres/hour and I feel bloated as fuck

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>>73025708
Not a 'sheed. I just find Skinner an interesting character.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Skinner_(East_India_Company_officer)

NEED to lose 2 stone in 25 days

>>73025726
£50

*walks into the thread*
*measures the average IQ*

hmm... yes... the runt pit is maturing nicely

*exits*

>>73025723
so we do actually have sovereignty over northern Ireland, it's just the fact that you're all terrorists that lets you do what you want?

So I was right and you're proud of being a terrorist
maybe you should fuck off to Ireland if you want to live there so badly haha

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>he does the virgin birth

*does the hokey pokey and turns around*

>>73025753
Depends on the beer too
Lagers and English stouts will fill you up before you get buzzed
Imperial stouts and IPAs will work faster

>>73025763
>>73025723
Hmm actually no don't go to actual Ireland i'm moving over there soon, maybe go to Syria or something? seems like you'd be right at home

>>73025757
Would rather pick up a nice bottle of good whiskey and some fags instead desu

Do you just get to boss her around for a full hour?

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responsible for these posts

>>73025763
Why do you insist on embarrasing yourself? You got utterly BTFO more than once and you just can't stop digging. You even managed to BTFO yourself at one point.

Just like in 1998, I accept your concession of defeat.

Business idea: all the Micks and communists can fuck off back to the south if they like the republic so much

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What was that? Oh, no no! You have mistaken me for one of those involuntary virgins. No, I am an ascetic of human flesh--beauty. Yes, it is very spiritual. Nay, have I ever attempted to bed a lass, it would undo years of focusing my mind's inner eye. I cannot have failed at what would be succumbing to base desires, a vice, nor do I seek aimlessly to accumulate assets. The shade of these subterranean walls is my sanctum so that one flame may toil and rage against the enveloping vice of the world.

>>73025797
incredible

http://www.strawpoll.me/12649780

http://www.strawpoll.me/12649780

>>73025797
3 of these were mine actually

stop.

>>73025790
Hope you get kneecapped you dirty nigger.

>>73025801
Business idea: Don't let the huns go back to England and Scotland where they belong, just gas them all instead just to be sure.

lads can I lose like 1.5 stone in a month?

will go on a 'cation and am looking very chubby atm

>>73025787
well, when it comes to beer I only really drink lager because the rest taste like shite

guess I'll have to stick to spirits when I want to get bladdered

>>73025823
Pics

>>73025798
Just a bit confused as to what you're saying mate, I'm just explaining that you live in the sovereign territory of the United Kingdom and you seem to have started threatening terrorism?

>>73025833
imagine a skinny lad

except chubby

new chapelle standup is really good...

>>73025837
>confused
I'm not surprised. The eternal anglo has always had trouble with his own language.

>>73025857
dont think i asked

>>73025832
If you really wanna get blotto take shots and drink a beer like normal in between

Then a lager won't fill you up as much

>>73025857
>...
skeptical

>>73025857
hello nigger

>>73025851
Yea but there's degrees of chubbiness

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me and the lads

>>73025857
alright don't cry mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR7U1HIhxfA

nostalgia tune

>>73025893
losing 1.5 stone would make me not chubby anymore

that's about 23 gooblebloogers if you want it in american units

business idea: antifa but instead of being against fascism youre a support of it

>>73025867
So the UK doesn't have sovereignty over the territory of Northern Ireland? I admit they're constrained by the potential backlash from religious extremists in actually exercising it but they do have sovereignty don't they, it being a part of the United Kingdom and everything

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>>73025806
very good post

>>73025914
Ah yes, you're never gonna lose that in a month unless you starve yourself

>>73025925
Remember when you got humiliated earlier with the Good Friday Agreement thing? That was the time to stop.

IN THE END OF TIME

THERE WAS A MAN WHO KNEW THE ROAD

entrepreneurial vignette; gradually ween /brit/ off of the "business idea" gimmick, and have them embrace the entrepreneurial vignette instead.

>>73025823
I know a lad who lost 1.5 stone in a fortnight. He's incredibly fat though.

going down to coles, want anything?

>>73025952
Please explain how Northern Ireland isn't a part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, I'm very confused as to the mental gymnastics that you seem to be doing

>>73025950
starving it is

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>Invade Crimea
>Give Crimea a referendum
>95% vote to become part of Russia
>Rest of the world insists it be given back to Ukraine

WTF
Why?
We're literally forcing a region to be part of a country that they don't want to be a part of.

considring messaging the four matches I got on tinder today t see if any of them are awake and responsive to my slightlt drunken banter

>>73025874
if I'm doing spirits I'll imbibe a pint of voddy neat and get good

only problem is it costs too much

>>73025975
business idea: shan't be doing this

Business idea:final solution but for Irish nationalists and """"relocate""" them to """"Madagascar""""

lost 8 pounds in a week by literally eating about one or so apples worth of food a day because i was so depressed

>Please explain something that has been explained several times and please try to ignore my constant moving of the goalposts
state of him

>>73025992
>i need to be drunk to talk to girls

wew

would genuinely love to join battle against the russians in a (hypothetical) third world war in Europe lads

imagine caring about "things"


pussios

>>73025992
Are you the vocaroo lad that dropped a pint of voddy next to his bed and woke up the next day and stepped on all the glass?

will have to walk on the beach shirtless in the man and I have literal tits atm

the absolute state of future me

>>73026014
>>73026014
you got exposed lad, stfu and sod off

>>73025983
>invade crimea
>give them a choice between becoming part of russia or becoming independent
>don't give them the choice to remain an integral part of ukraine
>l-look they d-don't want to be part of ukraine!!

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Why Britishers think we Indians are slave?!?!?!

EXPLAIN!

>>73026011
I really don't think you understand what "sovereignty" is
is that the problem? It's a legal condition whereby the final say in all legal matters is held by a central body, such as Westminster in the case of Northern Ireland
Why is this difficult for you to understand?

>>73026034
>in the man
I meant in a month

>>73026045
NINETY

FIVE

PERCENT

>>73026060
>>73026060
>>73026060

>>73026026
nope

2bh I wish I was a lightweight s I could actually affor to get drunk

wish I was russian so that I had cheap vodka available and it was socially acceptable to be drunk all the time

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hmmmmm

>>73026061
>Give people choice between X and Y
>people vote for X
>look they want X more than Z!

>>73026044
maybe i have no self awareness but how was i exposed

>>73026056
It's okay to be wrong (and you are) but don't keep rattling on with it. Take your loss and move on.

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>>73025220

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>>73025410