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cara

designated yank thread

cara is minging

fuck ireland

>>73020604
looks like my current gf
wonder it's the same person as that other lads haha

>>73020505
yanks: fat, smell bad, no sense of humour, bad dressers
irish: celtic handsomeness, they're all ripped and huge, very funny lads, extremely stylish


im LITERALLY english and saying this

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The gf

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anime

You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

> looks like my current gf

alri, Chad McThunderMuscle

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check out my new tat la

Autismoyanks new fixation is with the Irish, despite the fact British flags are mainly slandering him he's still throwing an autistic fit over the Irish, I couldn't tell you why

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>designated yank thread
>cara is minging
>fuck ireland
>You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

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>im LITERALLY english and saying this

>>73020637
t. Nigel O'Shaugnessy

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>irish: celtic handsomeness, they're all ripped and huge, very funny lads, extremely stylish

>>73020649
asked her out
she said no
no regerts

On a night out browsing brit

>>73020578
All US states are richer than the UK

>>73020654
>Thunder Muscle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfPReIAKxeQ

Doing an eternal sleep

>>73020660
reddit tat

>>73020688
>>73020704
EXCELLENT posts

>>73020660
imagine being 50 years old and having this tattoo

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>maybe if i make fun of the Irish the cool British dudes will accept me as their own
The STATE of these yanks

>>73020660
Holy fuck, the personification of intelligent, nihilistic with a wicked sense of humour

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Molyneux is so fucking boring. His response to everything is so predictable. His ONLY interesting videos are on Rome and Elliot Rodger who I think will be one of the most divisive killers of all time in the coming years.

>>73020717
explain yuself

we need some more gyals in here

>>73020649
I don't regret not asking her out, pretty sure she's avoiding me.

>>73020660
fuck SAKE

>>73020704
Met him once, his gf is phenomenal

>>73020704
What a depressing photo. I can't believe the British haven't apologized for this

>>73020747
don't, won't and never will care

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>>73020732
Imagine being any age and getting anything that represents transient interests permanently inked on your skin.

>>73020649
she asked me out
it was infront of my friends and i was embarrassed so i said no

the pain is *real*

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>>73020762
Got you covered

>>73020747
elliot rodger is forgotten

no one has topped columbine in terms of social impact

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HOL UP

You saying we wuz druids n shieeeeet? We wuz black Irish?

>>73020688
>>73020681
*checks flags*
ah yes
irish and english people are NATURAL friends. They're good lads

>>73020804
can't tell whether these are shopped or real anymore

>>73020747
yeah he does genuinely make arguments though, you can't deny that. He's miles ahead of any other """alt-right""" YouTuber.

>>73020821
>friend

funny way of saying vassal

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>>73020777
Paddy holohan or McGregor?

Paddys just mcgregor on a lethal dose of smack

>>73020770
Coma ela, anon! Nos todos sabemos que as brasileiras sao putas ;)

>>73020637
>>73020574
well what is good about Ireland? Least the yanks have space projects and leading tech plus great areas to visit. Yanks are true bellends but Ireland is just Britain without the glorious history and culture

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>no one has topped columbine in terms of social impact

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why can't yanks be more like civilised britaboos like frasier and niles?

anyone here have tattoos? not a big fan personally

>>73020660
Absolute state

Never saw rick and Morty is it reddit the show?

>>73020843
Paddy, he was dead on, real gent

>>73020743
yeah okay Seamus those fucking Yanks

>>73020649
never asked her out because she was too young (15, i was 17)

never had so much in common with one person, she studies law now haha

>>73020859
Just writing a Rick and morty script

Rick :Fart bacon. Burp
Morty : kittens ninjas Fart burp
Rick : 90s references
Morty : burp reddit

sorry boys jeopardy's on

be back in 30 xx ta

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>>73020848
>i will only be friends with people if their country has a space program and leading tech

>>73020743
hello IIDF

>>73020850
Decline of WASP culture and its replacement with Jewish "values"

Gimmick idea: pretend the letter S doen't exit

>>73020849
do you disagree?

name a school-type shooter who has?

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>>73020806
The Columbine kids were mainly seen as the extreme symptoms of bullying culture. Most shooters do so in their shadow, whilst most regular serial killers are just deranged and cannot be pinned to any social phenomenon. Elliot Rodger is like the hiding dog before an earthquake of the coming social polarization between NEETs and regular young people.

Truthfully if I met an Englishman, Welshman or Scotsman I could have a pint with them and get along fine

Americans are just cringey and unrelatable. If you went for a pint with a yank he'd probably try to drag you to some plastic ADHD pop music bar.

>>73020717
nebraska and kansas have a much more similar culture than britain and germany do

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>hello IIDF

>>73020933
>Please accept me, superior British overlords!

>>73020922
people like columbine killers, cho and rodgers aren't serial killers you know?

>>73020922
harris was just a sociopath with a god complex

>>73020859
it's alright, not great, not terrible
dunno why everyone hates it so much, there's much more reddit stuff in the same genre, adventure time and steven universe being the prime examples

>>73020955
Isn't that exactly what you're doing?

When you see an American flag regurgitating the same posts about the Irish and African Americans just ignore it, it's the dreaded autismoyank

Chaps literally dying to fit in with the British flags here despite the fact he's a sharter

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>>73020850
stellar post

absolutely GAGGING for some English fanny

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How do I get my hands on anabolic steroids lads? Can I buy them on the grey market from abroad like with viagra and legal highs and shit?

>>73020933
never met an Irish person I disliked desu, apart from my grandad haha

I think scots give you a bad impression when they harp on about le RA and celtic mainly

Would abolutely love it if every ingle obee American patic died overnight

reminder that Irishmen in the UK are literally jailed at a higher rate than Poles.

both working class Catholic countries, but one was subjected to Communism and poverty for half a century, and Irishmen are STILL infeior to them. Really REALLY gets the ol' walnuts spinning.

>>73020971
True but he wasn't deranged like Lanza or Cho were, he had friends and even had a kind of follower in Klebold (who also had a gf the filthy normo)

>>73020897
when did I say that? it's just that's the only redeeming qualities yankland has. Ireland doesn't have any. Could have decent banter if it weren't for the fact they're all bitter or pikeys

>>73021015
Lad glasgows just an epicentre of cancer on both sides. Be it the hoops or the 'gers, they're all fucking cretins. Relations between Ireland and the U.K. Have never been better.

>>73021005
>How do I get my hands on anabolic steroids lads?
Get your life sorted m8. Steroids won't help you get a gf.

>>73020940
fuck culture, get money

>>73021034
Ireland was subjected to poverty just as long as Poland with a significant commie influence. Have you met an Irish person before?

>>73020919
that an abolute hite gimmick mate

>>73021048
Fuck the UK

>Seamus O'Seamus
>Brien O'Brien
>Conner O'Conner

Irish """intellectuals"""

babestation

>>73020828
>yeah he does genuinely make arguments though

He's better than most alt-right talking heads, but his famed arguments are just what any rational person woulds say in the face of the typical feels/propaganda arguments of college freshmen feminists.

One caller was a feminist and said that "to make things pretty (including putting on makeup) is part of our hormonal makeup." Molymeme basically booted her off the show by saying "makeup is to look sexually attractive, that's fact, THAT'S FACT! WHY ARE YOU DISAGREEING WITH EMPIRICAL FACT?" Is this an argument? I didn't agree with the feminist but that is so fucking primitive to cling to empirical facts whose very nature is being able to be expanded based on new deductions, and it completely negates free will in the matter.

The act of putting on makeup is not to be sexually attractive, but that is a tiny fraction of status. Women put on makeup for status, and this is especially true when most makeup and fashion is not biologically based.

>>73020918
why

fuck brexit
get money

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>>73021034

GAGGING for a wank daysoo lads

>>73021090
>just as long
Far, far longer

>>73021106
What exactly is this post implying? Incoherent shite, dreadful, go away sharter

*smiles at you from across the room*

>>73021034
top post

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>>73021120
>imgur
ah yes Reddit

wonder how brexit is going to affect my packages from 'dam

will you saddos shut up about ireland and the us been at it for an hour

sort yourselves out

>>73021151
*smiles back at you from across the Pacific*

>i think i need to tell you something
ah yes
good news from the gf no doubt

>>73021074
get out my country you foreigner

>>73021090
ah yes who could forget the irish SSR

belief in the supernatural is a mental illness

this includes belief in god(s)

>>73021034
irish people are sounder though

>>73021159
never met a viet in the uk desu

>>73021192
Sinn Fein and other communist paramilitaries were very active throughout the nineteenth century

>watching the molymeme video about elliot rodger
>"ssris have been known to cause murderous impulses"
*surreptitiously bins my antidepressants*

>>73020970
Most serial killers aren't mass shooters and Columbine kids are not in the same mental/social grouping as Ted Bundy. Their crime could be attributed to social phenomenon whilst most derange serial killers are just perverts or mentally ill. Elliot Rodger is the first killer whose motives can be ascribed to what will be a growing phenomenon of sex-starved men.

>>73021204
because they're all in prison

>>73021164
ordered something from rotterdam three weeks ago and haven't seen it yet

>>73021211
They're socialist

>>73021211
you're literally a retard

>Alex Jones

does anybody actually take that guy seriously?

>>73021204
as if you can even tell Orientals apart
I can only recognise Koreans

>>73021184
keep us updated please

Give over about Ireland

I'm sound with Scotland, Wales and England

Just ignore this yank spastic and let him talk to himself and pretend he has any semblance of cultural mutuality with Britain, let him have his delusions

I seriously doubt he's ever met an Irish person

i find it distressing that our generations seem to have normalised depression and suicide

>>73021242
t. ludders

>>73021211
and when did they install a totalitarian government that lasted for half a century? i seem to have forgotten

>>73021262
ableist pig

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Dylan and Eric were simply more /fa/ than any other shooters, they encapsulate 90's edge.

Elliot would have been remembered more if he actually killed more women. Imagine if we knew about his videos before he went on his rampage.

>>73021242
can recognise east asians from south east asians, but beyond that i have no idea

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>that paddy is still going even though i've stopped

must have struck a nerve

>>73021204
Sadly a lot of them are trafficked here to either works as prozzies or on cannabis farms

>>73021220
all serial killers aren't mass shooters

I was just trying to highlight their are quite specific defitntions for mass killer/spreekiller and serial killer

I would argue that elliot was very mentally ill

>>73021241
he's less biased than any mainstream media outlet

>>73021241
50/50, he's like a crazy Yank uncle that you need to tell to shut the fuck up sometimes but you still love him.
>>>/wsg/1618047
>>>/wsg/1618047
>>>/wsg/1618047

Watching Suicide Squad and this Harley character is probably one of the most cringeworthy characters I've ever come across desu

>>73021262
bugworld m8, there is something wrong with how young people live

>>73021273
imagine if the cafeteria bomb detonated

>>73021258
Irish>yanks>leafs>kiwis>aussies>brits

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>>73021273

>>73021258
this

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>>73021296
sometimes what he's saying is right and I follow along, and then other times he goes on a rant and I'm just like pic related

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me on the right

>>73021290
when is weed legal in the uk

>>73021322
Great post

>>73021324
aaaaaah yes
looks like a mentally healthy young woman

>>73021282
Are you an Ulster bitter cucks using a proxy or are you a genuine yank autistic sperg anglophile trying to fit in?

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/03/31/africa/south-africa-zuma-pravin-gordhan/

Did anyone actually think South Africa was going to improve post-apartheid?

>>73021308
I ALREADY LOST ONE FAMILY


I AINT GOING TO LOSE ANOTHER!

*sacrifices self for people I met 2 hours ago*

>>73021324
this shocked me

>All the posts are in someway related to the Irish
Ahhh yes late night /brit/

>>73021337
could we have sex please then?

>>73021324
>baby stroller wheel

>>73021347
bet she fucks like a demon 2bh

this entire general is just Irish Redditors posting with proxies/diaspora

But it’s later now and the crowd has changed—it’s now filled with more punk rockers, blacks, fewer Wall Street guys, more bored rich girls from Avenue A lounging around, and music has changed; instead of Belinda Carlisle singing “I Feel Free” it’s some black guy *rapping*, if I’m hearing this correctly, something called “Her Shit on His Dick” and I sidle up to a couple of hardbody rich girls, both of them wearing skanky Betsey Johnson-type dresses, and I’m wired beyond belief and I start off with a line like “Cool music—haven’t I seen you at Salomon Brothers?” and one of them, one of these girls, sneers and says, “Go back to Wall Street,” and the one with the *nose ring* says, “Fucking yuppie.”

And they say this even though my suit looks black in the darkness of the club and my tie—paisley, Armani, silk—is loosened.

“Hey,” I say, grinding my teeth. “You may think I’m a really disgusting yuppie but I’m not, *really*,” I tell them, swallowing rapidly, wired out of my head.

Two black guys are sitting with them at the table. Both sport faded jeans, T-shirts, and leather jackets. One has reflector sunglasses on, the other has a shaved head. Both are glaring at me. I stick out my hand at a crooked angle, trying to mimic a rapper. “Hey,” I say. “I’m fresh. The freshest, y’know…like, uh, def…the deftest.” I take a sip of champagne. “You know…def.” To prove this I spot a black guy with dreadlocks and I walk up to him and exclaim “Rasta Man!” and hold out my hand, anticipating a high-five. But the nigger just stands there. “I mean”—I cough—“Mon,” and then, with less enthusiasm, “We be, uh, jamming…”

>>73021353
It's autismoyank

He used to complain about Africans, Irish is his new gripe. Must have watched gangs of New York and is trying to emulate what he seen. Textbook trait of autists, and we all know how prevalent autism is in shartistan.

>>73021292
>I would argue that elliot was very mentally ill

He had Aspergers. He is analogous to dogs hiding before earthquakes. For him, there was no ameliorating social forces and he could sense a very nascent social movement far more deeply than a normal person--before it hit them.

>>73021324
>Not picture, his Humanity is Overrated t-shirt.

>>73021353
>>73021422
He's STILL going on about it

grim

>>73021116
Jews are sneaky and persuasive

>>73021189
found the northerner .

managed to get my dick up while on coke, then got distracted and it instantly went flaccid again

>everyone i don't like is the same person
the schizophrenia of it

>>73021428
>He is analogous to dogs hiding before earthquakes.

not sure what you mean by this

If you want to stop being depressed stop masturbating.

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>>73021395
The Irish are the most powerful race in the world

Pepe is an Irish psyop to make a good connection with green representing Ireland, representing pepe to be good

>the speed of this thread
Jesus Christ, if Brits decide to ever leave their containment threads what would 4chan be like?

>>73021362
Black people ruin things. That's not racist, it's a comment on cultures. Things can and will change for the better if race relations improve.

>>73021488
alri viking man

taxation is theft

>>73021499
Hello Pierre. Are you the guy from Normandie?

now that www.reddit.com/r/casualuk has started becoming popular I don't see a need to post here anymore

it's been a good 4 years lads

>>73021499
>containment threads
im not locked in here with you
you're locked in here with me

>>73021498
you're a cringeworthy spastic

>>73021488
depressed people dont masturbate

>>73021471
Dogs are more sensitive to nascent geological disturbances than human beings and react to them before humans. People with Aspergers are far more sensitive to nascent social phenomenon than the average person and will react to them before it is a widely recognized social phenomenon.

>>73021488
very nice and appropriate 1488 get

The initial yank bullying was funny but I feel like we've created a monster with this paddy he just keeps posting

>>73021561
>People with Aspergers are far more sensitive to nascent social phenomenon than the average person and will react to them before it is a widely recognized social phenomenon.

what's you evidence for this

>>73021550
t. polish plumber

>>73021561
>eople with Aspergers are far more sensitive to nascent social phenomenon than the average person and will react to them before it is a widely recognized social phenomenon.

disagree entirely, if you're right time will prove me wrong

>>73021554
This

>>73021457
White rose. Would much rather be poor and British than well off surrounded by pakis muzzies slavs and so on. I've experienced it. Not a fan

>>73021579
was curious why you went along with him. Now he's emboldened

>studies show that if infants are put into care or seperated from their mothers they go through the exact same symptoms as if they were actually abandoned by their mothers
what the fuck this happened to me

the irish are the greatest race on earth

haha april fools!

i've been to ireland, it's nice

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>>73021628

>>73021587
People with Aspergers and other forms of Autism can logically follow and deconstruct emotions in the most mechanical way, but do not really feel them and thus are not clouded by them. Rodger was, in his own perspective, acting in a rational manner. He had no emotional connection to taboos or morals.

>>73020597
>/I WANT TO SCREAM AND CRY OUT FOR HELP BUT ALL I CAN DO IS SHITPOST/ edition

kek

KEK

K E K
E
K

K-E-K

I am the Greatest Racer on Earth. Who dares challenge me to a lap?

probably able to care, but still don't

>>73021609
no you wouldn't

What was your first console?

Mine was PS1

went to a kebab shop and on the telly they were playing wwe dubbed in french and it was funny

>>73021647
>>73021602

>>73021647
that's entirely wrong

t. 'tismo

Linares just made boxing sexy again

>>73021647
chatting out your ARSE
people with aspergers and autism are socially and emotionally deficient in every possible way, they don't understand these frankly basic human concepts, that should come naturally and are lesser beings for it

you're deffo just an egotistical austist

>>73021701
Gamecube
Gameboy Color (inb4 foy) if we count handhelds

>>73021624
>put into care or seperated from their mothers
>abandoned by their mothers

same thing, they wouldn't be separated if the mother truly gave a fuck. I speak from expirience

>>73021647
how can someone who is apparently acting in a perceived state of pure rationality be so fucking wrong in every respect regarding actual logic of the subject matter?

you'd think he'd be a bit more clued in if he had some ability to see through some emotional haze.

>>73021251
pretended to break up with me as an april fools
not sure if that's good banter, i just felt sad

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Found this lads.

>>73021728
I had the pokemon edition of the gameboy color. Great game

>>73021701
master system

>>73021701
original gameboy
PS1 shortly after

though I think my dad had an atari laying around that i played once or twice it wasn't "mine"

I had a good childhood desu, played out with a consistent group of m8s literally all the time, climbing trees, doing sports, fighting, starting fires, riding bikes. proper kids stuff

>>73021744
absolutely top banter desu, she sounds like a memelord

>>73021747
ah yes, the days of ridiculous moderation

every single time i've posted on /ck/ i've been banned

shit board full of wankers with a dickhead janny

>>73021628
Thank fuck your here /brit/ truly is lost without your flag

haha, how can autism be used as an insult?
Only an ignorant cunt would use autism as an insult. (And there's nothing I hate more than ignorance)
Autism is a gift in my case, I have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius thanks to my autism. I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my fucking brains getting at least 95% on all my tests (and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes) because I'm just too fucking smart for school I can't wait for everyone else to learn something I already knew within the first day or too of being taught it.
Every ear I scored the best of my year on these stupid multiple choice tests we do and the headmaster came to my class to tell me that, which obviously resulted in being called a 'nerd' which is true but I shouldn't be ridiculed for it.
I recently became home educated so I could learn at my own pace and I'm getting my GCSEs done in 1/4 of the time everyone else has to do it in, I'm also doing more than double the average amount of GCSEs that usually would be done.
I used to get paid £30 an hour working online, which is more than the teaching assistants at my old school earned, it was so fun pointing that out to them
So in conclusion, calling someone autistic is not an insult, in my case it makes me highly gifted.
One more thing, I don't know if this has anything to do with my autism but I am a sociopath so I'm not hindered by irrational emotions like guilt, compassion, empathy, etc.
haha, the most satisfying thing is to know that you will all see this as a waste of a natural gift and that I am undeserving hahaha, that brings me great satisfaction.
I'm practically perfect, let the jealousy flow through you.

>>73021791
haha she's alright
came in her shampoo bottle and farted on her bread as payback

>>73021810
ye get banned everytime i post because i start trashing american microbrews and saying european beer like heineken is better

So I've got these neighbours
as you might be able to see they're pigeons..
and they're incredibly annoying >.<.
They get up at five am, six am and they just chirp.
Chirp chirpchirpchirpchirpchirpchiiiiiirp.
That's when I go to bed.
Bird? Fuck you!
And they get in fights.
Total dick neighbours.

What would Germany be like if Hitler won?

>>73021834
Howled at this

>>73021694
I've been raised on a shoestring budget and spent time in literal third world countries. money=/=happiness. I'm doing quite well economically now but my love for my community, culture, country comes before all else. now fuck off you despicable cretin

>>73021744
pretty solid bants i cant lie

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>>73021808
Used to be worst when you got banned from all boards for a post that should have just been deleted.

>>73021834
should have came IN her and farted in her face

>>73021701
snes and n64

>>73021861
>I'm doing quite well economically now
well say good bye to all that

>>73021826
really hope this isn't a serious post and just some copypasta i'm not aware of

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>farted on her bread

>>73021337
Me on the left, thinking about what I'm doing with my life.

need to break up with the gf but i'm watching her cat all next week

>>73021894
we'll see.

>picking anything but the fire starter (water is okay on occasion)

>>73021740
>>73021740
Was he acting so irrationally though? Imagine in the most robotic point of reference with a narcissistic bent. He was abandoned, bullied, and neglected by everyone in his life. He was a social failure and had no emotional connection to conventional morality or the sacredness of life including his own. He despised the people around them and sought the ideal outcome from his own perspective.

>>73021826
Pasta or OC?

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04/01/17(Sat)00:26:25 No.73021826
haha, how can autism be used as an insult?
Only an ignorant cunt would use autism as an insult. (And there's nothing I hate more than ignorance)
Autism is a gift in my case, I have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius thanks to my autism. I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my fucking brains getting at least 95% on all my tests (and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes) because I'm just too fucking smart for school I can't wait for everyone else to learn something I already knew within the first day or too of being taught it.
Every ear I scored the best of my year on these stupid multiple choice tests we do and the headmaster came to my class to tell me that, which obviously resulted in being called a 'nerd' which is true but I shouldn't be ridiculed for it.
I recently became home educated so I could learn at my own pace and I'm getting my GCSEs done in 1/4 of the time everyone else has to do it in, I'm also doing more than double the average amount of GCSEs that usually would be done.
I used to get paid £30 an hour working online, which is more than the teaching assistants at my old school earned, it was so fun pointing that out to them
So in conclusion, calling someone autistic is not an insult, in my case it makes me highly gifted.
One more thing, I don't know if this has anything to do with my autism but I am a sociopath so I'm not hindered by irrational emotions like guilt, compassion, empathy, etc.
haha, the most satisfying thing is to know that you will all see this as a waste of a natural gift and that I am undeserving hahaha, that brings me great satisfaction.
I'm practically perfect, let the jealousy flow through you.

>>73020604
oi caralad, I asked you a question earlier and you didn't answer
What went wrong with the date you were supposed to be going on?

>>73021949
>He was a social failure and had no emotional connection to conventional morality or the sacredness of life including his own. He despised the people around them and sought the ideal outcome from his own perspective.
ya, you're describing a sociopath

on a bus posting on /int/ lads

Pick your favourite /brit/ topic
>London
>North vs South
>Pakis
>Yanks
>The Irish
>gfs
>no gfs
>depression
>poo
>wanks

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>tfw can post something stupid and never be held accountable because my flag is so common

>>73021945
bulbasaur is the patricians choice for red/blue

>>73022012
>forgetting cycle-spartans vs c(r)agers

>>73022021
>held accountable
>on an anonymous forum
American education

>>73021995
what bus is it?

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in america people leave their cars unlocked so that when someone wants to steal something they don't break the window

>follow peng ting on twitter purely to keep up to date with the wankable pictures she posts
>she folllws me back even though her following ratio is less than 1:4
Absolutely buzzing lads, wasn't expecting that

>>73022051
>parking your car in a dangerous area

ISHYGDDT

>>73022036
bulbasaur is weak


at the end of the day fireblast does the same damage as solar beam without needing to charge

Trackless trams

>>73022012
my LEAST favourite is this triggered mong over the last few days sperging out to try and fit in and 'prove' how long he's been on here

>>73022051
a buddy of mine does that. they still broke the window because they didn't check to see if the door was unlocked

>>73021949
>Was he acting so irrationally though?

he would often throw drinks on couples he saw because they angered him so much. that sounds pretty irrational to me. most people use an element of logic in getting a gf/bf. they know what things they shouldn't say, they use wear clothes that make them look more attractive because logically that makes sense.

the cunt was not rational, logical or analytical. he was a completely delusional nutcase who not only was too autistic to have an emotionality beyond that of a fish but too retarded and moronic to identify any logical or analytical patterns in what guys did to get a gf beyond the most basic level (i got da bmw ladiezzz)

>>73020893
back

the canadian (jew?) won again, i got 14 round 1, 15 in round 2, and i didnt get the final

>>73022072
Never figured out what this stood for

>>73022077
t. overlevels their starter and has to grind in victory road for about 5 hours in every game

>>73022072
>no-go zones

>>73022036
Charmander
Squirtle
Bulbasaur

FTFY

>>73022036
>>73022077
It's a well known fact that bulbasour is the strongest of the first pokemon yet venasour is the weakest of the third stage

what's the advantage of using reddit lads?

might give it a cheeky squizz

>>73022116
>>73022077

>>73022107
I sure hope you guys don't do that

>>73022051
>in the shittiest parts of a country shitty things happen

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>some blokes shag other blokes

>>73022110
I don't overlevel my starter but I end up having to grind victory road typically yeah

won't usually get a third team member I want to keep until after the 3rd or 4th gym

>>73022151
You mean Walmart?

>he can't differentiate among all the regular /brit/ "personalities"

all 431 of you, pawns in my game.

>>73022144
**seriously

Haven't been told to FOY in days

Are Americans becoming normalized in /brit/?

back from me walk down the beach

plenty of normies out n about. dunno what to do today

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>>73022151
>>73022088
>>73022072
I was just joking, is this actually a thing

>>73022185
>normalized
FOY

>>73022166
mallshart?

can't be arsed to get up and talk my bedclothes from the drier

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REMINDER

>>73022200
yes it is a thing

niggers will break into your car to steal the $.50 in change you left sitting in the cup holder

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>>73022200
howling at the state of yanks rn

I was fairly sure you were joking and then they all chimed in

>>73022200
Yes

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>Pinnacle of American cinematography

>>73022159
>some blokes don't
bizarre
girls are gross

>>73022116
>>73022134
squirtle is scientifically the best starter

>>73022222

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>My parents worked from 7am-7pm when i was an infant, had far more than 20 hours away from them each week
>this is known to cause the same symptoms as actual maternal abandonment in an infant
>when i was a child I cried every night because i thought my family hated me and wanted me dead
holy shit lads
it all lines up
3rd eye status: WIDE AWAKE

>>73022224

who's this poochy-woochy?

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>Pinnacle of Irish agriculture

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>reviewbrah carelessly eats hot wings dripping with sawse over his nice white shirt

name a madder madman

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>yanks

>>73022251
unironically went to see this at the cinema and enjoyed it haha

>>73022292

>>73022200
people do this with parked lorries tbf

>>73022280
Did you actually paste a crudely cropped Pepe onto an image of a potato in your spare time?

Kill yourself you fat ball of lard, you evolutionary failure, go shart in mart you cunt

Angry paddy is back lads. Seek shelter immediately

>>73022323
kevin james is my guilty pleasure

I'm well aware his movies are total lowest common denominator trash, but I still kinda enjoy them

>>73022380

>>73022376
>trash
FOY

fucking unreal amounts of money have been donated to Africa in the last few decades, maybe the problems isn't the level of donations? bet they're like ten shady fuckers over there who are now rich as fuck knowing there'll always be more to come

insecure about my hairy back

>>73022399

>>73022311
literal tears

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>>73020796
I think old people with tattoos are probably cooler than most old people.

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>Angry paddy is back lads. Seek shelter immediately

wish this fat virgin yank would do one

>>73022311
>a house made out of doors
guffawing uncontrollably desu

>>73022311

yep that's Kentucky alright. They are in neck-to-neck competition with West Virginia on who can be the most inbred.

>>73022341
>triggered

>white tongue
>feel weak
>tired

how the fuck did I get aids I'm not even bent

Why are the Irish such runts?

>>73022439
tennessee and arkansas are also in the running

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>Why are the Irish such runts?

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>>73022393
africa has actually improved in the last few decades or so

>>73022393
pretty sure a good portion of it goes to the "charities" themselves, and the rest is probably intercepted by warlords and other criminals before it ever reaches those in need.

didn't akon give electricity to thousands of people with only a few million? makes you wonder what the all these charities have been doing for decades.

>>73022476
Shame they're still a century behind

>>73022467

Tennessee dindu nuffin

absolutely despise all these youtube mongs like filthy frank and h3h3

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The gf

>>73022522
Same, their fanbase is literally just spastics and adolescent teens

>>73022522
h3h3 used to be alright. unsubbed a while ago though.

>>73022522
same

>>73022532
fugg...reminds me of the ex gf..miss her now... (jk she doesn't exist and I'm a virgin)

>>73022546
I was subscribed to him when he made silly videos at 10k subs

Now he's just Reddit the channel

>>73022582

>>73022582

>>73022582

>>73022476
yet all over the news they're talking about an unparalleled starvation crisis. Surely food related infrastructure has improved wth all this money rather than going to shit

>>73021964
i responded in the next thread saying she saw my real pictures instead of the ones i put online

momentum of the jokes gone now

Have a thing going on with a girl that's in a relationship (me and this girl had a thing going on years ago but we've only just started walking again)

There's a decent chance I will be playing the alpha role in a cuckoldry situation very soon

dong a lot of ablestist agleists

>>73021701
motherfucking MEGA DRIVE nigger
nintendo doesnt have thunder force, sonic and streets of rage
any kid at school who had a snes was bullied relentlessly for being a soft cunt who didnt even have blast processing