the United Kingdom of Great Ireland and Eastern Britain edition
first for zimbardo
*shits on your front lawn*
woof haha
ok goys no racism this thread
fried cheese curds
going to the beer store need anything
Business idea: Move to Maryland or Detroit and start a drug empire in the projects
>>73018695
the black bull is actually pretty good
Quinto para aprender portugues
Why is Pac-Man on Google maps?
>>73018753
>>73018753
proofs?
aching for a shag lads i've been on nofap for like a week now
>>73018818
liquor law reform
>>73018771
Interesting person to devote a first to desu, always thought he was a bit overrated myself
t. knower
>>73018837
go to nevada don't they have legal brothels there
>>73018818
Cornetto
>>73018818
cornetto
>>73018818
For me, a St. Ides, the best malt liquor.
>>73018823
why maryland lol
*Starts smashing eggs one by one with a hammer*
Oh. Don't mind me lads just putting my art degree to use hahahaha
>>73018818
looks cool desu
is this an actual shop?
anime
>>73018879
there's honestly no point in having sex if you're gonna use a condom
>>73018818
do they sell pint glasses?
Look at this
>>73018884
>>73018890
Then look at this
>>73018857
>>73018893
Yanks don't understand gimmicks
>there will be a last /brit/ thread
>some random lad will take the last memories of this place with him when he dies
Really maketh me ponder
No paddies allowed
>>73018895
Highest homicide rate in America
Never mind me, just talking shite
Unironically think American craft beers are superior to traditional English ales. Our Nige would be VERY disappoint desu.
you probs wont get it
>>73018901
government-run alcohol monopoly
everything is expensive as fuck
don't go to ontario
>>73018911
why angery the anime?
>haven't had sex in 3 weeks since I started a new job and am fucking swamped with work
honestly if a cute girl hugged id probably blow a load
>>73018921
you off to a party?
what the fuck is a liquor
*googles it*
oh
spirits
why didn't you say that you dumb yanks
>>73018877
alri?
*is a yank*
MAULT LICKA
>>73018901
yeah, it's some horrible prank Ontario pulled and never stopped.
>>73018953
>government-run alcohol monopoly
seems like commie shit
>>73018965
>haven't had sex in 18 years
A couple of months ago I actually did drizzle a bit of cum talking to a 5/10 girl
>why yes, spamming the same reply to the same post is the height of comedy. I was just explaining this to my wife's boyfriend over a casual vape sesh.
>>73018818
Pack of chuds la
>>73018948
is this a photo from space?
>tfw your heritage, language knowledge, and current geolocation allow you to legally shitpost in 3 generals at once
feels good desu
>be a girl
>withhold sex when you first start dating
>a month passes
>surprised when your boyfriend can't go for an hour
Hate women
YANKS AND CANADIAN POSTING AT FULL SPEED
WE'RE ENTERING THE /brit/ NIGHT SHIFT
ALL ABOARD
>>73019018
Autismoyank go away
>>73018954
shes not angry shes shocked that people are talking to her during lunchtime. it is a very touching scene
>>73019009
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_laws_in_the_United_States
>>73019009
>seems like commie shit
Well IT IS canada after all
>>73019051
You seem a bit "short" tempered today
>>73019041
reddit tier post
>>73019044
good post
>>73019051
great post
>>73019018
obesity post
>>73019035
spastic post
bear in mind my chinese gf is hot
As we are entering pre real nigga hours (RNH) I would like to share this classic 90s rap tune with you all
https://youtu.be/DMlCLw4aCqA
Enjoy x
>>73019051
*turns into a potato and leaves you to starve*
>>73019002
april fools
t. john macdonald
Gimmick idea: Yank posting, basically fedora posting but with a fat person whenever someones posts something overly American eg.
>Well IT IS canada after all
>>73018753
>>73018753
proofs?>??
>>73019105
GREAT post
all i want is a /pol/ack gf to praise kek with ffs lads is that too much to ask for?
Is folk music fedora?
I'm talking more Leonard Cohen/Simon and Garfunkel, less Irish Gypsy choons when I say folk.
>>73019041
>Ginger
Hmm yes
Americans have astonishingly low standards for what constitutes 'redhead'. Their country has become so non-white that they've started calling any and every hair colour ginger and no one calls them out on it. They even refer girls with obviously dyed hair as redheads.
Why are Americans so obsessed with the Irish? Both here and irl
>>73018948
distribution of the giant house spider
>>73019124
quite like this post
feelsbad for the robot in the pic tho x
*squeezes my manboobs and pretends I'm touching a woman*
>>73019124
actually unironically like this idea
Lads how do I get a gf
>>73019141
I wouldn't even classify them as folk tbqh, not fedora either, just like what you like and BEE yourself :))
>>73019143
literally broke it off with a girl the moment she told me she dyed her hair red
>>73019101
>>73019101
need one
>>73019135
What a bunch of losers
>>73019143
Thanks god I still live in part of the country that is 99% white.
Cons is I can get bombed anytime
>What a bunch of losers
>>73019159
cheater but correct
>>73019164
c-can I feel too?
wew
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-03-30/as-australia-eyes-victory-on-growth-its-spoils-look-bittersweet
>>73019124
stellar idea
*invests 10 pictures for a 50% stake in the gimmick*
>>73019172
trap one
alternatively marry a migrant
anyone else read all of elliot rodgers manifesto?
>>73019101
>bear in mind
kek
>>73019209
Loving this gimmick
>>73019157
Not true
If anything, I'd say Americans are obsessed with the French
>>73019164
*squeezes mantits together and wanks to the cleavage in the mirror*
haha imagine the lads who actually do this
>>73019172
try putting bait down around your house
I think they go for chocolate
>Florida
>Several counties prohibit the sale of alcohol and sex toys on Sunday and during certain hours.
>tfw no gf
>>73019210
Need that thing on my willy asap
>>73019210
not him, but I enjoyed this game
do more
>>73019223
chinese wife
>If anything, I'd say Americans are obsessed with the French
>fire alarm goes off in my building
>everyone stood outside with their friends
>stood by myself
I have thought about killing myself or thought that life is not worth living:
[X] 2: More than half of the days of the week
Really ravishing Rick's railings
>>73019250
>>Florida
>>Several counties prohibit the sale of alcohol and sex toys on Sunday and during certain hours.
>£28k
shall be purchasing this one
>>73019258
glad someone finally said it
plan for tomorrow;
get up about half eight
get a maccies (sausage egg mcmuffin)
get a haircut
get a quote for removing a dent on my car
take nephew out (beach maybe)
go bowling with the lads
get pissed
pull a slag (haha, good one)
what do you lads think?
got a blonde korean gf lads
need arachno-capitalism
>when I was a kid on holiday in London a bunch of chink tourists were taking pics of me
>my mum told me it's because redhair is rare for them and they find it highly desirable
>fosters my yellow fever thinking I have an advantage
>turns out they think redhair is ugly
THANKS MUM
>>73019210
hair on spiders how does evolution explain this
what is your most normie taste/interest lads?
for me its listening to lofi hip hop
WHAT I NEED
IS A GF WHO
>has good knowledge of the first 12 seasons of the simpsons
>has a slight bdsm kink but not too weird
>is a radical centrist
>wears tights
>is agnostic
The difference between regions in the US is more apparent than the difference between countries in europe
ah yes, runt hour. see ya in a few
Damn it feels good to be gangsta
A real gangsta ass nigga plays his cards right
A real gangsta ass nigga keeps his mouth shut
Cause real gangsta ass niggas don't start fights
>95
short, ugly, AND stupid
>>73019298
why not pull two slags la?
>>73019305
organised through the world wide web?
>>73019334
>12
don't you mean 9 kiddo?
>>73019326
they detect vibrations
>>73019298
bit normie
>>73019338
Don't think we're so easily sucked in yank
>The difference between regions in the US is more apparent than the difference between countries in europe
>28K
whats wrong with it then? does it have an engine?
>>73019345
me at the centre of the big dummies
>tfw no cosmic spider gf
>>73019298
ah yes, the deano life
MDMA 3 times a year
>>73019356
>>73019358
hmmmm
>>73019359
it's a maserati lol
*yawns loudly
Wow look at the time looks like I should get some rest huh? Oh I suppose I could enjoy some late night /Brit/ posting with my fellow 4chaners. Hmmm yes that would round my evening off quite nicely. Going out and getting drunk is so overrated lads. Would rather chill with a nice bag of the old herbal and role a few funky cigarettes if ya get what I mean haha. Wish I hadn't brushed my teeth now, really craving some crunchy nut. I might just make the crunchy nut, eat it and then brush my teeth again. It's a bit of extra work but it doesn't concern me I have all the time in the world since I broke up with the so called bf.
>>73019348
>don't you mean 9 kiddo?
10 11 and 12 are still decent for the most part
>>73019359
high mileage, almost 10 years old
>>73019358
You fucking spastic, he wanted to be fatposted
>>73019376
show arsehole
NEED to feel a fat hairy spider scuttling down the underside of my taint
>>73019333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsxBC3pv2VQ
>>73019402
good to hear desu
might do a watch now actually
>>73019383
>week
NEED A GF
WHO HAS:
>a feminine penis
>a tight boipucci
Can one live in the Netherlands speaking English only?
I'm a polfag but cannot be fucked to learn 4th language
Lads how do I get a gf
>>73019403
nonce
>>73019333
getting blowies from the gf
>>73019436
dont
you already know i luv dem breasts
lookin all perky
>>73019333
having an active and fulfilling social life including a gf probably
literally all i've done with my day is post on /brit/ and go to the doctors to get diagnosed with depression
fucking haaaaaaaate my life
>enjoying music
>suddenly lyrics get political
rather unimpressed
>>73019346
have trouble pulling one mate
>>73019351
>>73019379
that's what I was aiming for. Don't even know the lads, just work with one of them. It'll be reet, bout time I made some friends
>>73019452
no double digit iqs allowed sry x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQo1HIcSVtg#t=48
>>73019451
This post contradicts itself in two places.
>>73019482
yes single digit only
>>73019461
Only reason blowjobs are so good is because she does all the work
Would much prefer a quickie with her on top and no foreplay
Simpsons stopped being *okhand* in season (foy) 9 and stopped being good in season 12
Still funny sometimes rrom then on but not good
>>73019475
its going to be shit and you're going to look like an autistic freak
NEED a dumb gf who I can manipulate into my own style of thinking
Tell me lads how's /gf2017/ coming along?
never finished when getting a blowie desu
need speed
just spent 4 hours looking for a deleted xvideos video and couldn't find it
>>73019493
bigoted post
>>73019524
/gf2016/ still going strong x
>>73019517
That's all women
>>73019551
CAHOODLING
>>73019524
Shite. Just like the local girls 2bh
ah yes, single line posts with absolutely no replies. runt hours at its finest
>>73019524
complete
currently working on /2:12017/
>>73019563
umm
sexist much??
Has there ever been a genuinely good superhero film? I get the impression that Nolan's Batman films might have been worthwhile, but it's been a while since I watched them so they too might actually be shit.
>>73019551
CREASING
>red elephanto
a daring synthesis
these threads are really good
>>73019576
going to give this a reply so you don't seem a hypocrite
you're welcome
>>73019551
Brilliant
Really love Canada, such a nicer place than the divided sharts of bogfarts AmeriKKKa
lads where do you get bio oils for wanking
really tempted by Volvos
what is?
>>73019590
thunderpants was kino
>>73019524
theres one girl i like but im not sure how to move in, we've only spoken twice
then theres this slag thats thirsty for me but im not interested
and this shy girl that i reckon wants me but shes not my type
>>73019590
Guyver: The Dark Hero lad
>>73019551
That ones going straight into the yank posting folder
what's your favourite drug?
Has there ever been a genuinely good leaf post? I get the impression that canadians yank banter might have been worthwhile, but it's been a while since I read any of their posts, so that might actually be shit.
>Brilliant
>Really love Canada, such a nicer place than the divided sharts of bogfarts AmeriKKKa
what is it with middle-class women and massive SUVs
>>73019516
nah I'm the complete opposite after a few pints, maybe over confident if anything. good job I'm a handsome friendly chap. I'd be on top of the world if I could be constantly slightly pissed
>>73019551
Burgers BTFO!! LMAO
>>73019646
mephedrone
>>73019646
anime
>>73019551
Needs more mushroom definition on the cut dick.
>>73019626
Genuinely quite a tricky one 2bhf
>>73019646
boipucci
Tatty ho tatty ho
>>73019646
love :)
>>73019590
spiderman 2
xmen 2
>Has there ever been a genuinely good leaf post? I get the impression that canadians yank banter might have been worthwhile, but it's been a while since I read any of their posts, so that might actually be shit.
unironically thought edward norton had a pretty comfy life at the beginning of fight club (excluding the insomnia, i just mean his flat)
73019661
Terrible gimmick m8 not even gunna let you have a proper (you)
>>73019626
developed drinking water sources or something
>Needs more mushroom definition on the cut dick.
>>73019538
Genuinely hate it when this happens
>>73019662
deanettes
>>73019636
don't think you can just move in with her if you've only spoken twice loool
business idea: fight club, but with every character played by graham norton
>>73019590
Civil war was actually quite good
As was dr strange and possibly antman cant remember
Guardians of the galaxy is reddit the movie but i found it enjoyable
Business idea: obesepost every yank post and drive them out for good
>>73019524
I was done at /gf2014/ :^)
Ulster fag reporting in.... ready to smash some fenians in.
little reminder, you literally don't know what rorke means and you're blatantly very new here
Shan't (you) you, but you know who you are
"rorke" isn't a word for anyone right wing, you stupid fucking cunt
>>73019766
why is it reddit the movie?
>love :)
>>73019766
>dr strange
i cried during it
hope mummy didn't notice other id have looked a right sap
>>73019646
psilocybin (this is the only patrician-tier answer btw)
>>love :)
>>73019626
Life expectancy?
>>73019781
*holds you back*
just leave it mate it's not worth getting heemed
>>73019636
Follow your heart my man and you'll be happier for it, also don't get greedy pick one and stick to it
>>73019788
Dance contest
>ye
>>73019646
coke, no real rush like amphetamines and keeps you going and feeling good without being complacent (for lack of a better term) like MDMA. great stuff, expensive though
>>73019825
>defending the ir*sh
>>73019823
alri joe
>>73019842
hiv prevalence
>>73019195
they're out there enjoying themselves and flirting with qts while you prepare for another friday night alone on the chon
>>73019842
Percentage of first cousin marriages?
>>73019842
women in government
what's wrong with the irish?
>>defending the ir*sh
>>defending the ir*sh
>>73019842
Forestedness
obesepost this please
>>73019896
but this is a brit
at least gimmick properly mate
>>73019883
Rude, we're actually below the yanks in that one.
>>73019646
Honestly it depends on where I am who I'm with and what I'm doing
>>73019890
>More saudi than british women in government
no
>>73018748
I want some coffee with cream and sugar
>hiv prevalence
>>73019931
The post in reference was filthy dumb yank scum, don't worry mate
>obesepost this please
>I want some coffee with cream and sugar
>>73019975
no worries mate, have a nice night
>>73019942
had sex with a brazilian tranny escort
what's the chance she had aids?
>>73019984
imagine being asked to model for pictures like this
how humiliating
>>73019842
smoking rates?
>>73019890
stop cheating (lighter = more women)
>>73019981
>>73019984
you will never get rid of us ;)
>>73019870
good coke is great and it's a lot easier to abuse than MDMA is, but nothing beats the euphoria of MDMA IMO. That said, it depends on the setting as well. Coke is social, whereas you can quite easily get off your tits on mandy at home while listening to music and have the best night of your life.
>>73019931
>expecting the irish to get anything right
>>73019989
Cheers, you too
>>73020000
She probably loved it
would probably be a leftist if it wasn't for all the smug condescension
>you will never get rid of us ;)
>you will never get rid of us ;)
>>73020030
oh sweety... such a weak mindset xx
>>expecting the irish to get anything right
Absolutely screaming at this yank bullying lads
>>73019996
Unironically high within sex professionals
Sorry bud
>>expecting the irish to get anything right
Hmmmm earphones from £77 to £18 hmmmm should I buy them lads?
>>73020075
dunno link them
>you will never get rid of us
>Absolutely screaming at this yank bullying lads
getting up at 7 for a run with the gf tomorrow morning lads
wish me luck
>let me obesepost and try to fit in with the lads even though I'm an ugly little mick
HOWLING
>>73020007
>no available data for the uk or china
% of the population which owns semi automatic firearms
Mumsy wumsy says she won't give me the inheritance money from her dead father
How am I going to earn some money now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM-2-yi09bY
having a wank lads
>>let me obesepost and try to fit in with the lads even though I'm an ugly little mick
>HOWLING
>>73020098
good luck
>>let me obesepost and try to fit in with the lads even though I'm an ugly little mick
>HOWLING
thinking about pizza for dinner tonight lads x
>>73020123
if he said it was for you in the will I don't think she can legally withold it
>the rectal discomfort being experienced by this paddy
Sad!
>thinking about pizza for dinner tonight lads x
*farts*
>>73020014
thats what I meant by complacent, MDMA is for an easy night, coke is for a long haul session
america
>>73020123
kill mumsie and inherit from her
3d scrabble >:)
>the rectal discomfort being experienced by this paddy
>Sad!
ahaha just told /brit/ to wish me good luck and he actually did it the absolute madman
haha only joking cheers lad
>>73020173
>>the rectal discomfort being experienced by this paddy
>Sad!
fried chicken is the patrician takeaway option desu
>>the rectal discomfort being experienced by this paddy
>Sad!
>>73020089
>https://www.amazon.co.uk/Bluetooth-Headphones-S350-Sweatproof-Cancelling/dp/B01LLCUXB6
The only thing putting me off them is that they're "sports" earphones, which would make me feel guilty buying them because I don't do sports.
runty student bar hop tonight
shan't be participating as i will be occupied with other matters
utterly abysmal thread
>>73020222
hello n-word
potatoes?
hope gookmoot doesn't do a fucking annoying april fools tomorrow
Struggling to understand Cara Delevigne desu. Not attractive and is somehow one of the most famous models, not a good actress but seems to be succeeding in that too. The mind boggles.
>>73020241
virgin
>>73020256
hope he does. it's the only thing that makes this place worthwhile
>utterly abysmal thread
you lads "obese posting" are you obese yourselves? that would be meta 0-o
>potatoes?
>>73020259
she's literally extremely gorgeous
kys
>>73020249
Why don't the Irish celebrate potato day?
>>73020259
it's called nepotism
>>73020172
Thing is she was designated as the treasurer, so I believe she has legal right over the money. I don't know if grandaddy specifically left the money for me or just left it and she sorted all the finance stuff out herself
Bit rude of mumsy since it is £3000 >:(
>>73020289
>>>73020259
>she's literally extremely gorgeous
>kys
>>>
> Anonymous 03/31/17(Fri)23:45:54 No.73020299 â–¶
>>>73020249
>Why don't the Irish celebrate potato day?
>Americans embarrassing themselves
Always a laugh
>>73020235
the price cut is bollocks look for them somewhere else
>>73020249
>>73020299
even your comebacks are about food
>Why don't the Irish celebrate potato day?
>>73020299
every day is potato day
>>73020259
a pretty fairly person who is now well know with the masses, that's all. She is literally a living meme, life on easy street.
>>73020289
Hello, police? I'd like to report a potential case of bestiality. I believe this man wants to fuck a hog
>>73020259
she isnt really succeeding
all her films have bombed
>>73020344
I didn't think i could find a country more lame than Belgium until i found England.
>>73020259
shes attractive in some pics but not in others.
>Hello, police? I'd like to report a potential case of bestiality. I believe this man wants to fuck a hog
>>73020392
How is Belgium lame
cara delevigne is peng 2bh lads
had a proto-cara gf once, you've probably seen her in tube stations if you live in london haha
>>73020392
how long did it take you to find england sweetie?
Cara delavigne? Mate of mine fingered her outside a teenage disco in carlow
>>73020361
the word likeable should have been there somewhere, I've had a drink or two
>>73020392
southern france is nice
>even your comebacks are about food
>>73020416
Girl on the made.com adverts? She's much prettier than Cara desu.
>>73020443
He must not have been Irish then
rate my pc build
https://uk.pcpartpicker.com/list/FX93WX
I'm poor so this is all I can afford so far
i fingered nigella lawson's arsehole behind a waitrose once
@73020465
What kind of a retort was that? Fuck off, yank freak
yanks > irish
pains me to say it but still
>He must not have been Irish then
the EU could have been so great and we would have shared the benefits. instead you had to get distracted by myths about freedom that are easier to understand, just like a scotnat
fucking imbeciles
I fingered myself up the butthole and almost cried over how pleasurable it was
>>73020508
>Toronto Blue Jays hat
>>73020492
have that cpu, it's good
that cooler isnt going to be enough if you want to do any serious overclocking though
>>73020462
nah was a while back
she's (the ex) is defo not hotter than cara
post the made.com girl i don't stalk her anymore so it might be haha
>>73020505
FOY
why is FAS so prevalent in Ireland?
Cara Delevigne? I knew a bloke who got a handy from her in a KFC bathroom, funny coincidence is that he was black
>>73020492
if youre poor there's really no need to get an i7 over an i5
>>73020505
Honestly don't see how you came to that conclusion but okay
>>73020511
>shared the benefits
explain yourself
>>73020522
That's why you gay
>>73020553
yank genes
>>73020492
>i7
for what purpose?
why is FAT so prevalent in america?
>>73020542
Can't find whoever it is desu
>>73020007
Avg blueness of sky
>>73020408
Non-country
>>73020428
Went to visit a friend last summer in Brighton. I'm depressed just thinking about England. How come you don't have your own anthem? You just sing a dumb song about the Queen. How come you don't have to pay into social security to get benefits and free NHS care? How come you only have boring panel shows and your cinema is nothing?
Everything about England felt bland a dumbed down. America-lite. The only thing i liked was the shopping.
>>73020574
well what is good about Ireland? Least the yanks have space projects and leading tech plus great areas to visit. Yanks are true bellends but Ireland is just Britain without the glorious history and culture