>amerilubes

What happens if they don't use it?

>>73013940
what the fuck, do americans really need lube to have a wank?

>>73014133
Calluses

>>73014188
Yup, when I found out suddenly all those 'lotion' jokes in sitcoms made sense.

>>73014188

yep, cause they're all circumsised

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>>73014367
The eternal anglo.

>>73014188
Nah, it depends on how the circumcision is preformed really.

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>this confuses and enrages the american

It's really nice to have some oil or whatever regardless though, so you can stroke all the way down.

>>73014522
>tfw britbong opened my eyes to the sad reality many Americans face
Lube-drive for Americans in need when? We can't let them suffer like this

>>73014133
It would be very painful... for Jew

>>73014740
Just get a niphole
Way better than oil

>>73014830
I'm circumcised and never use lube

It's an american thing, like taking showers with your shoes on and putting your clothes in the fridge and sharing your wife

>>73014522
I thought making masturbation more difficult was the whole point.

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>be american
>get a boner
>can't "jrrk oaff" because you forgot to go to walmart for lube
>can't do anything but stare down at your dried-up mutilated cock until it wears off

>>73015093
>Walmart lube
mayo and frying oil

>>73014133
Sometimes i pull on it so hard, i rip the skin! I wish there were a better way.

>>73015442
Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hand.

you actually have to use lube? ayy lmao i thought that was a american pie meme

Who needs lube when you have your precum

>>73014938
Well if it is then it's a piss poor method. I just a had a lovely fap a few minutes ago, no lube needed.

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>m-muh cheese dick!
>m-muh ant-eater penis!
>m-muh women hate natural looking dicks!

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>americuts will never experience this

>>73015093
>get a boner
>instantly need to have a wank
puberty must be hard