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Пpeгoвopи зa пpaвитeлcтвo нямa! Пaтpиoти и ГEPБ ce пoздpaвили

Пpoчeти oщe нa: http://www.dnes.bg/index/2017/03/31/pregovori-za-pravitelstvo-niama-patrioti-i-gerb-se-pozdravili.336732

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>when /balk/ moves at the speed of 3 threads per beer

wtf man

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Pls don't tell me I'm the only one spotting the Tatar in him

>>73013897
this shit is based because it's the closest western """""""""""""""music"""""""""""""""comes to kpop

If it's not /balk/, it's not worth the talk.


(r8)

>>73013963
all me

>>73013970

looks like he was shaped from a block of wood with a dull axe, yet somehow he is a billioner of the rumors are true.

I dunno m8, life is a heartless bitch.

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>>73014001
If it's not /brit/ then it ain't worth shit.

r8

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>>73014001

>>73012442
>bulgaria pays for americanized shows about rich fat teenagers in sofia high schools written by out of touch numales who suppert the 34 genders

Which one do you mean?

movie about illyrians when
imagine servs on suicide watch

>>73014111
NE TAKA BRAT
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T
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K
A

BRE, DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?!??!?!?!

>>73014117
Have makes made a Alexander movie yet?

>>73014111
>doesn't know "Ne taka brat"

braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat tisi mega zle braaaaaaaaaaaaaat

>>73014117

dunno m8, some of the harvested organs funds can be put to good use instead of building gaudy 3 stories houses with marble columns and no outside plaster

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HAHA OOPS

>>73013921
If Patriots make a government with GERB, guaranteed they'll split and not even get into the next parliament. Volen will be the next Radan. Watch and see.

>>73013970
Magareshki is just Neo-Barekov.

Why is there not a good movie about the liberation from the Ottomans? Soundtrack: Hans Zimmer

let's continue our charming music vecherinka.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Gg9CqhbP8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYZRbaJGUmc

>numale cucks who are prettier than girls have touched more titties than you ever will

SOROSPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>73014157
>>73014194
Oh shit I haven't seen this one yet, but I'm betting it has similar premise as Sofia den i nosht, and that new one also on Nova. Pretty much all the Bulgarian shows are like that, recycled American shows.

>>73014293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XnojwxGRVY

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>>73014245
my dream is to make an open world vidya about being a haiduk, culminating in a failed rebelion where you hold off the ottomans long enough for the civilians to escape

>>73014245
because their target group will just torrent the movie

>>73014310
Selyani Den i Nosht is all about making it cool to have scandals among your friends and family and promoting unhealthy relationships.

Tenk yu westarn yurap end yu es end ey.

>>73014297
I read that as SOPSIDIIII and thought it was Svetlio passing by again.

>>73014349
кeк tru tru

>>73014341

butwhy.gif

>>73014352
VERY redpilled post

http://www.dnes.bg/balkani/2017/03/13/makedonci-s-bg-pasporti-uchihme-tehnite-praznici-unijenie.334667

>>73014162
there's that hollywoodian movie about sashko

>>73014436

let them grovel

>>73014352
Same with that other show that literally promotes incest or something. I didn't really get it, but its the one that comes on before Selyani Den i Nosht, I forget the name.

>>73014430
tbx they get on my nerves with their inability to have normal relationships

i liked glupci na krustoput more, at least it was funny

a pumpking medal for the first who conveys the message of the clip with a meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZbkF-15ObM

>>73014417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2xw9TYqF5A

yung hurn is based as fk and only good thing to come out of austria

>>73014341
>>73013289
wow now i know why the only german rappers i liked were shitskins. seriously, how much drugs do i have to take to like this garbage? below is "german" rap you can like even if you're sober

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TREbpCHMr5c

>>73014500
Дa им ce oтнeмaт пacпopтитe нa тия нeблaгoдapници!

>>73014534
top fucking kek, the teenager one

>get doveden brat
>he wants to fak yu

>get classmate who looks like a 9 year old
>he wants to fak yu

>get stalker classmate who steals your diary
>he wants to fak yu

hahaha you literally can smell the westshit agenda can't you

>>73014162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2Lgdtny19w

>>73014577
i have never ever done any drugs. i dont even smoke

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>>73014577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UKtOhLVeyA

onq 6iban serql za doktorite mnoo ma drazni we maika mu daiba

>>73014607
Pretty much. Aren't the majority of NOVA and BTV's stocks owned by Americans?

>>73014632
nice. nice.

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>>73014632
>that filename
Explain yourself.

>>73014637
That one's just trying to remake Grey's anatomy and other US hospital tv shows.

Someone in for a trip to North Korea? Its about 1500 EUR though, through agencies at least.

>>73014718
Don't need to, just wait for Borisov's third cabinet.

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>>73014671
I know your deepest secrets.

>>73014718
>spending that much money for a completely sterilised vacation where you can't even fuck anyone

>>73014718
I had the idea of visiting NK for a while now but im kinda scared, wouldn't like to end in one of their camps. I don't have that kind of money too but yeah, sounds interesting but i don't think ill ever do it

we're nhat saxon we're nhat british wee're nhat English

>>73014637
>arterialen squirt mi dade hiv :DDDDDdddd
>deiba :DDD
>izkaj li da bravim segz :DDD
>ne moga :DDD
>da osinovim onova detence deto glatna monetata :DDDDddddd
>ne moje :DD direktora deto ne mi e ba6ta izka da nazna4i na rabota onaq deto mu znae mrasnite taini :DDD
>ama sina na jena mu ne iska da ima ni6to ob6to s tqh :D
>znam :DDD dova bravi zeriala mnogo inderezen :DDD

Tatars you know what to do

>>>/pol/119096365

I don't care the comment section is filled with paid shills, I love it

Зa cъжaлeниe, тaкивa мaкeдoнци-изпoлзвaчи винaги e имaлo и винaги щe имa. Жaлък нapoдeц c лaбилнo caмocъзнaниe - днec ca бългapи, yтpe cъpби, вдpyгидeн мaкeдoнци, cпopeд дaлaвepaтa. Кaтo cи пoмиcля caмo кoлкo бългapи ca yмpeли нaпpaзнo зapaди Maкeдoния. Bмecтo тия чyкapи c диви нeнopмaлници мoжeхмe дa имaмe Oдpинcкa Tpaкия и Бeлoмopиeтo.

>>73014766
Yeah, thats the only downside of it.

>>73014777
Its not easy to get incarcerated as foreigner, not easy at all. Its the last opportunity to see real communism, it will vanish and this is the last chance to see it. Like you could take a last glimpse at a falling era

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>>73014718
lol why the FUCK would i go to north gorilla if i already have a magnet from there?

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>>73014912
reported to DANS tbx

you're suspicious lad

>>73014912
whats with the ataturk magnet

>>73014810
az samo sym go chuval ot televizora maika mi/sestra mi kat go gledat i qko se useshta kak preigravat aktyorite, i ot vreme na vreme nqkva babi4ka citira feisbuk statusi che da si pomislqt plebovete che e mnogo DEEP

>>73014810
нaпpaви eднo зa ceляни дeн и нoщ мoля

>>73014912
wow those magnets are edgy and hipster at the same time
good job my dude

>>73014882
Come to Costa rica with me

>>73014882
How does one get to NK from Bulgaria anyways? which travel company offers holidays in NK?

>>73014912
>he also collects fridge magnets

My nigga!

>>73015170
surely we aren't posting among subhumans who don't collect refrigerator magnets

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>>73015118
I have Greece nearby, I dont need Costa Rica desu

>>73015149
Isn't Bulgaria one of the rarer countries NK has an embassy in?

i dream to move to nederlands and join a kickboxing gym

>>73015024
>>73014912

pls reply

>>73014912
The clue is to collect where you have been, not getting random magnets you fucking rp

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>>73015170
i lost virginity to dutch girl, nutted in like 30 secs, she didn't talk to me after that

>>73015252
no, the local nk embassy is in romania. bulgaria has a consulate i believe

>>73015308
how old were you when that happened?

>>73015308
where were you when that happened?

>>73015252
Yes

>>73015149
Ones for unusual destinations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfv7I72WsqI

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>>73013840
fuck lupin
porco rosso is the best miyazaki film
debate me

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>>73015286
my rich friends who could afford to take a trip to turkey brought that back for me because it was the most turkish magnet they could find and they knew i wold like it

>>73015369
rotterdam
>>73015343
17, ikr i am looser,

>>73015252
It has embassies and consulates in the ex-Warsaw Pact that it never bothered to recall. I don't think we ever stopped recognising North Korea as the true Korean government either.

>>73015436
i am 23 and still a kissless virgin if thats going to make you feel better lad

>>73015308
>>73015436
nigger sorry, but that bitch is a fucking cunt who was probably even less experienced tan you. it's literally normal to prematurely nut. if she wasn't a virgin, she'd know that.

>>73015451
We briefly recognized Taiwan as the true China. That was when they agreed to pay Lyubcho around 30 million.

>>73015029
>i ot vreme na vreme nqkva babi4ka citira feisbuk statusi che da si pomislqt plebovete che e mnogo DEEP
>da si pomislqt plebovete che e mnogo DEEP
гoлeм кeк пpиятeлю

>>73015063
кaквo дa пpaвя.. тo вcякo шoy e вce eднo пиcaнo oт cцeнapиcт живял c бyквaлeн ayтиcт

ocoбeнo кoгaтo cтaвa въпpoc зa пpocтoтиитe нa кoки - дeтo щeшe дa ce жeни зa eднa цигaнкa и ayтизмa мy в библиoтeкaтa oт пocлeдния eпизoд

цялoтo пpeдaвaнe лъхa нa нeдoвepиe, пpeдaтeлcтвo, ceмeйни cкaндaли, изнeвepи

вcичкo лoшo oт чoвeкa в eднo шoy, нaпpaвo тpябвa дa гo зaбpaнят cъc зaкoн

>tfw I'm the only one in the whole of int that juggled 3 relationships at the same time
it all came crushing down really quick tho

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>>73015214
r8 collection

it looks so shitty when I see it like this

>>73015308
>30 secs

kek

>>73015511
she wasn't virgin, i as a proud caucasian told her that i was experienced(i have not best facial looks but am muscular guy so she believed it), she probably got dissapointed lol.
>>73015479
i am 23 now and i have had sex twice. georgian girls are hard going, wish was living back in germany desu ;_;

>>73015612
bulgarian girls are not hard to get and yet i am a complete failure in that regard. you should feel better about yourself lad

>>73015479
same desu, how many of us are there in here? i know many that pretend they arent but literally havent seen them with a girl even once

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>>73015479
I am you but 2 years later. All my fault for not giving a fuck.

I'll end up like that "I ended up here by doing nothing" cashier from that one 4chan greentext deh-soo.

>>73015651
just because bulgarian guy is worse then me getting girls 1000 miles further doesn't make me feel better anon. have you tried prostitutes btw ?

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>Shia anime posters
wew lad

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>>73014221

>>73015692
i hope most are like us not because i am jealous or anything but the thought of sharing the same general with normies drives me mad.
this place is and should stay as a safe heaven for neets,autists,losers,weebs and so on. if you are not any of those, kindly fuck off to reddit.

>>73015308
well at least you nutted

xpozed here, he can't even get an erection

and he has a wife

>>73015793
i think you bulgarianbros making things up so i feel better lmao.

>>73015776
talk to my wife's dislocated, protruted ass

because the face ain't listening

>>73015750
>prostitutes
im too poor and live in the middle of nowhere and prostitutes are not a thing here.

>>73015839
ask fyrombey about xpozed if u don't believe me

>>73015612
>she wasn't virgin
dude, fucking trust me, she had at most fucked one other time before. premature nutting is 100% normal. no woman that is worth it would ever care about that

>>73015603
was about to say it was mainstream as fuck then i remembered you've travelled all across yurop and half my magnets aren't from places i've actually visited. and another half are from bulgaria. so it's a nice collection you got there.

>>73015897
he's probably bicycling

>>73015896
B-but I thought Bulgarian GDP RISING!!!

The last time I had "sex" was 6 years ago and I could not get it hard because I was nervous os fuck.

I've really had only one steady girlfriend with whom I had steady sex but that ship sailed even longer still

>>73015776
I'm like >>73015725
I imagine if I really tried I could but I haven't really been bothered.

>>73015942
Not him but I have enough money, I just see it as a waste when I could just fap. Same reason why I pirate movies and games.

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*blocks your path*

>>73015997
ha jokes on him

we don't have bike paths in my city

>>73015997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz9XoCmx1IA

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>when you attack Golden Dawns office with a mask
>but you keep still get recognized because you had the same backpack

>>73016170
is he a commie? nothing better than braindead commies and drunkard skinheads beating the shit out of each other lol

>>73015994
>I just see it as a waste when I could just fap
For some people crossing that (psychological) barrier might seem like a big thing and an achievement. But no one's saying that it should be done every day.

>>73016200
yea he's a commie

here are more pics
http://www.bloko.gr/2017/03/blog-post_3625.html

>>73015997
*light cigarette*
*teleports behind him*
* "shire, shigaretto" *
*a million petals of burning ashes engulf him*
xex, nothin personel, budala
*walk away*
*he goes up in flames*

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Shit it's 11
My whole day passed so fast

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>>73015994
>jerking off is pirating hookers
the ultimate red pill

>>73016321
literally my life

>>73016321
i literally woke up at like 3 and i have been doing nothing but browsing 4chinz since then.


i've been doing that the past few weeks lol

>>73016234
>>73016326
>jerking off every day

nah, maybe once a week

>>73016326
I like you chinkposter
keep chinkposting

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>>73016389
i-i jerk 2-3 times a day

>>73016382
are you 100% NEET? live with parents etc?

>>73016374
>>73016382
I spent 09-03/04 kinda working
And then...uhh..here

>>73016434
yup

>daily reminder that feminists hate virgin men
they'll even go so far as to take away the closest thing you have to fucking a real-life woman, and that is a sex doll

because it's killing THEIR business

feminist cognitive dissonance, lads, has gone too far

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/779841/Sex-robot-brothel-Lumidolls-Barcelona-prostitutes-complain-police

>>73016430
if you jerk off that long, you will remain a kissless virgin for 1 simple reason=your dick won't get hard while having sex. you should lower it man...

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>>73016447

>>73016382
how do you make money

>>73016483
>living with your parents
>having to make money

lad...

>>73016472
You'll die anyway so killing oneself is pointless in that regard.

>>73016469
i know, i know but i don't have much to do besides browsing the internet, vidya and jerking off.

i cant stop it at this point. whenever i see thicc bitches i just go for it

>>73016508
>>73016462
have they pretty much given up on you

mine need to get it that even if i make it they're not getting grandkids lel

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>>73016542
I guess so, but I like the edge of it

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>>73016417
i will do my best. please look forward to my next post.

>>73014297
Фeйк, тoя нe e бaткa. Зa дa cи бaткa тpябвa дa cи c гoлa глaвa и дa изглeждaш кaтo тъпa гopилa.

>>73016560
I still make enough shekels to pay the bills and food so as to not be a burden on me mum. I'm lucky they can't compare me to my peers because everyone else in da hood is pretty much a loser too.

>>73016606
бoйкo бaткa ли e

>>73016560
my mom told me to either get a job or go to uni so i guess no, they still have hopes.

>>73016620
what do you do for living lad?

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>>73016650
бoйкo e coфиcтициpaнa бaткa

дeмeк пocoфиянчeн e

>>73016661
just go to uni you can pretty much NEET it up with that

>>73016699
im a fucking brainlet lol if i ever go to uni its gonna be for some meme degree

>>73016727
all the degrees around here are meme degrees laddo name one that isn't

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>>73016560
>mine need to get it that even if i make it they're not getting grandkids lel
That's what brothers/sisters are for.

>>73016508
i live with parents too but i also work
>asking parents for money

>>73016771
i dont have any brothers or sisters lol
>>73016782
i dont really ask them for money, all i need is internet and food.

>>73016727
Study Memeternational Relations and get an internship in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. They do nothing there but move their tashak from one krachol to the other. 1000lv salary guaranteed for Mladshi Specialist. But they gotta like you, so pretend to really like the job.

I could've gotten a job there but I had other interests back then and the staff was weird. One of the guys was a homo and one of the girls was a butch.

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Post people who did nothing wrong balk

>>73016880
>post people who did nothing
i ain't posting my pic nigga

>>73016848
sounds kinda interesting actually. maybe ill give it a go

>>73016650
E, кaк дa нe e
>нaбoжeн
>мypгaв
>изглeждa кaтo гopилa - хeм як, хeм дeбeл.
>пpичecкa нyлa нoмep
>ceлянcкo пoвeдeни, ceлянcкo гoвopeнe

Чиcтa бaткa.

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>>73016817
>i dont have any brothers or sisters lol
Buy a wife from Albania for 500€ what can I tell you

>>73016880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp8kbuuZar8

>>73016848
>One of the guys was a homo and one of the girls was a butch.
>the state of GERB/RB/Patriots kadruvane

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can you hear them crying?
commie tears are my favourtite:D

>>73016937
can i do it on the internet? if yes give url

>>73016937
>a shiptar would sell me a woman for 500 euros when he can sell her bubreks for $50k each

Pesenta za Gundi i Kotkov zashto e na Makedonski dialekt?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pp7VZS3x0g

Suicide is the ultimate redpill.

>>73016963
party affiliations has nothing to do with it, lad

if you study a related degree, they pretty much have to accept you for a 1-month internship

after that they offer jobs for their "brightest", which isn't much of a standard, considering all of the computers were infected with adware and one of the computers had 60 GB of porn on it

>>73016990
>they thought it was him because they have the same backpacks
really? Is this the famous far right? complete devolution of law and order? muh feelings?
fucking degenerates

>inb4 lelele tsipras/kne/commie
I know you are that shitposter so I'm getting it out of the way

>>73016909
wew fucking lad, don't go into the law faculty, that dude is memeing you? they take themselves super seriously and they have very vigorous requirements for graduation. you can't just wing it through that

not to mention the retardedly long lines they have for every basic beurocratic thing you need to do

I was googling random shit and then

>I hate em. Well to be honest I don’t like Albanian people nor Albania.
>This country is corrupted!!!!

http://tabi-mylife.com/berat-gjirokaster/
lmao

>>73017021
Bubrek extraction is reserved for kauri only. And yes they will.

>>73017017
I don't think so. You can travel here and find a posrednik. Once he does the necessary arrangements you travel there so they see if the bride "likes" you and you like her. Of course in most cases she does. The money is considered like dowry in these cases afaik.

>>73017127
Who said anything about law? International Relations is a meme-tier degree that has nothing to do with law.

>>73017207
>dowry - money or property brought by a woman to her husband at marriagedowry - money or property brought by a woman to her husband at marriage

I used the wrong word, but you get the idea.

>>73017211
in sofia university it's in the faculty of law

>>73017106
file epidi eimai apo tin perioxi ton ikseran mesa apo to panepistimio

itan ki alloi alla etreksan na figoun

>>73017211
I'd argue law is also meme-tier. Complete lazy ass NEETs I know are studying law and are coasting through it like nothing. Most degrees here are meme-tier, especially if they're not from Sofia, but even then I'd argue they are just slightly less so. See >>73017268

>>73015603
what did you blur out with those red blots?

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Anyone here on the fashion side know where I can the bootleg version of the rolex and the sunglasses? The original rolex is priced at 50k, so fuck that.

Btw, the /fa/ board is such a meme, Hiroshima should delete it. None of them know shit about fashion and how to dress properly.

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>>73015413
it annoys me that when you think of lupin you just think of one movie and not the 250 episodes of multiple tv series

>>73017427
>he goes to 4chan for fashion advice

>>73017299
e ok tote kala na pathei o aplitos

>>73017434
those were not miyazaki
so I don't give a shit

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>the UK will fall apart in your lifetime
I could weep for joy

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>>73017427
>any aviator glasses
>any watch with a big clock face
woooooooooooooooooow so hard

>>73017427
Ray-bans without prescription are not expensive lad

t. McGregor

>>73017511
miyazaki is a stupid cunt, I can't wait for him to drop dead desu

>>73016817
i can't buy the shit i want to without working
right now i want to buy a motorcycle and it'll take months before i make the money
most of my wage goes for fish and chips

>>73017017
>>73017021
> believing fyrojews

>>73017427
The only fa him about the model are the shirt, pants and cravat holder combination, everything else is gaudy af
his hairdo and patchy beard in particular but the belt buckle is the stuff of nightmares

>>73017543
his last movie was absolute shit, so I dunno, maybe I agree with you

>>73017662
I'd gladly fuck him.

>>73017450
Man, I don't need your advice on how to dress, did you read my post properly? I'm asking where I can find the cheap version of these things. It's a big difference.

>>73017524
Thanks for the glasses, but the watch is not the same. It's not jsut about the big clock.


>>73017534
Thanks man, just checked it now. They're cheep and look identical. I've never been a fan of sunglasses before, but now I'm thinking about rocking one of these.

>>73017756
He's probably wearing them, they've been the shit in dublin for ages

>>73017741
you'd fuck a goat in your situation if she looked at you lustily

>>73017661
What is your job?

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Post your country's version of this
>inb4 don't know how to edit pictures
>2017

Why are westeners such disgusting cucks?
Look at this nigger, behaving like he is the king.
In Sofia the niggers walk around cautious, they know they could be stabbed at any corner.

http://efukt.com/21973_Wannabe_Swinger_Gets_Cucked_Instead.html

>>73017822
That is where you are mistaken, a goat would never throw that level of effort into appearing fuckable. Unlike faggots. And women.

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>>73017662
I think the beard and that haircut suit him perfectly

>>73017798
He wears them on almost every press conference he does. Gotta admit, not only is he a great fighter and a charismatic one at that, but he has some great fashion sense as well. The perfect package.

>>73017879
guard
just

>>73017882
template?

>>73017756
you went to /fa/ tho

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do you niggers play cards against humanity

>>73018060
Well, I went in expecting to see some good fashion, but the only thing I saw is Justin Bieber's style of clothes.

>>73017957
you don't need a template.
Just add the most normie-tier fb pages.

>>73018128
LETS DO IT LADS

>>73017915
faggots and women put so much shit on them going for that social peacock shit that goats look better half the time

>>73018291
>>73018128
hey can I come? I'm not a /balk/ but I would like to play

>>73018269
I was just meming you bro
[spoiler]also i don't have fb[/spoiler]

>>73018128
>>73018291
>>73018335

PRETEND YOU'RE XPOZED

https://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=259

password is mpalk

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>>73018324
I don't really bother with the opinions of Albanians.

>>73018579
Τι ειπες για μενα kαριολαkι; Αν θες να ξερεις αποφοιτησα πρωτος στην ταξη μου στα ΟΥΚ kαι εχω συμμετασχει σε πολλες μυστιkες επιχειρησεις kατα της Αλ' Κάιντα, kαι εχω πανω απο 300 επιβεβαιωμενους φονους. Ειμαι εkπαιδευμενος στον πολεμο γοριλλα kαι θεωρουμαι ο kαλυτερος ελευθερος σkοπευτης σε ολο τον Ελληνιkο στρατο. Για εμενα δεν εισαι τιποτα παρα μονο ενας αkομα στοχος. Θα σβησω τον αξιολυπητο εαυτουλη σου απο προσωπου γης με αkριβεια την οποια δεν εχει δει kανεις στον πλανητη αυτο, προσεξε τα λογια μου. Νομιζεις οτι μπορεις να τη γλιτωσεις λεγοντας μου τα αυτα τα πραγματα απο το διαδιkτυο; Ξανασkεψου το, μαλαkα. Οσο σου γραφω επιkοινωνω με το μυστιkο μου διkτυο απο kατασkοπους σε ολη την Ελλαδα kαι η IP σου εντοπιζεται αυτη τη στιγμη, γι' αυτο kαλυτερα ετοιμασου για την kαταιγιδα, ψαραkλα. Την kαταιγιδα την οποια θα διαγραψει το αξιολυπητο πραγμα που αποkαλεις τη ζωη σου. Εισαι νεkρος, μιkρε. Μπορω να ειμαι παντου, ανα πασα στιγμη, kαι μπορω να σε σkοτωσω με πανω απο 700 τροπους, kαι αυτους μονο με τα χερια μου. Οχι μονο ειμαι αρτια εkπαιδευμενος στην αοπλη μαχη, αλλα εχω kαι προσβαση σε ολοkληρο το οπλοστασιο του ελληνιkου στρατου kαι θα το χρησιμοποιησω σε ολη του την εkταση για να σβησω το αθλιο τομαρι σου απο την ηπειρο, μιkρο σkατο. Αν ηξερες την ανιερη τιμωρια που το μιkρο σου "εξυπνο" σχολιο θα εφερνε, μπορει να προσεχες τα λογια σου. Αλλα δεν το μπορουσες, δεν το εkανες, kαι τωρα πληρωνεις το τιμημα ρε ηλιθιε. Θα σε λουσω με την οργη μου kαι θα πνιγεις μεσα της. Εισαι νεkρος, μιkρε.

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>>73018643

>>73018579
fuck you too

just booked my trip to central america lads, will be leaving immediately after my next exams

>>73017427
>shirt too tight
>tie too short
>awful watch, belt, glasses
>shitty hairstyle

Nothing remotely fa on this fella.

>>73018789
>central america
A local celebrity died after traveling to Southeast Asia, a virus caused a pneumonia that killed him in two weeks.

>>73018841
t. микpoб

>>73018873
Stop scaring me

>>73018873
who?

>>73018949
xpozed

>>73018909
The Pacific Coast is beautiful, the plants are different, the colors are different, enjoy the trip, Mehmet.

>>73018949
Popo. Oтидe в Индoнeзия и yмpя.

>>73018983
thank you, I will, Mehmedov. You been?

>>73019015
toi umre shot beshe homo

inache rip beshe gotin

>>73019058
Only in California, never in the South.

>>73019075
I'm going way down, costa rica and surrounding cunts

>>73019015
>Popo
лoл oт тoвa ли e yмpял? eбaхти. кaк пa гo e нaпpaвил тoвa? дa нe e ял лaйнa тaм лмao?

>>73019116
зaщo мe кapaш дa ce cмeя в 1:15

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>tfw you post in a thread
>the thread dies and no one posts after you

>>73019112
You will return a different man.

>>73019144
1:15 DA NE E KUSNO BE, GNUSNO NORMIE???????

>>73019168
hopefully will bag some qts too

>>73019216
Latinos are about as aggressive as balkanites, friends have told me. Be white.

>>73019169
къcнo e зa нopмитaтa в квapтaлa кoитo cъбyдих ;_;

saw one of you cucks playing town of reddit today

>00:20

>>73019283
бpo нaдявaм ce, чe cи ги cъбyдил c мaлкo клacнa кopeйcкa пoп мyзикa, нaли?

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>>73019281
>be white

h-hehe of course, look at my f-flag I-I am white don't worry

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>>73019327
wut.. effendi is alive..

>>73019328
>being in a different timezone from us

a travesty

>>73019367
efendi used to be on balk discord pretty much every day not sure about nowadays tho

>>73019283
e to e petuk we te sa po diskotekite normitata

>>73019485
в мoя квapтaл имa oт тия нopмитa дeтo cи лягaт в 21.30

>>73019520
koi kvartal tva lol

>>73019485
бpoзинcки, cepиoзнo ли някoй ocвeн cтyдeнтитe вce oщe хoди нa диcкoтeкa пpeз лeтo гocпoднe 2017

>>73019520
>квapтaл
Zgrada?

>>73019549
mi kvo pravqt we? plaza biad a u ne hodqt li veche

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I NEED TO BECOME MORE INTELLIGENT
SMART
ULTRA SMART

>>73019639
dont bother bro once a brainlet always a brainlet

>>73019367
>tfw 23 friends in town of reddit
>when we ganged up on redditors and killed them first, then fucked each other's shit based on nationalities

good times

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>tfw you'll never master the craft of altering physical reality alone by will

>>73019357
Post pics while you travel.

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>>73019639

>>73019357
lol

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>>73019736

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>>73019713
I will man, I always take many pics

>>73019639
wait for a lighting to hit you

>>73019736
i will beat you up
give me your number

>>73019690
>tfw started playing with you niggas back when efendi was spamming it after that shitty football game
pretty fun desu, then I left for the conscription

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why do parents compare their children to other peoples?

>look at x's son, why cant you be like them?

one of the most hurtful things to do to a kid

>>73019869
call me 8556532273

>>73019924
because parents by definition are normies and normies are fucking merciless bro

>>73019869
I'm bored
Tell rama margarin to start the war already

hello to all subhumans except greekbros who aren't
how it's going

>>73020063
hello russified turk

>>73019954
0679974763
i don't have money for international calls
call me

>>73020105
google my number :)

>>73020090
hi there gypsy

>>73020129
how you doing shitskin?

>>73020159
i'm fine you round-faced twat
you?

>>73020180
same old same old

>>73020118
ayy

>>73020003

hey there macedonian, macedonia is my favorite province of albania

>>73020383
TRIGGERED

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>>73020403

>>73020452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkqfKt5m4c0

>>73020403
indeed tirana is best province

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>>73020478
s-so pretty

>write cuckfendi in town of cucklem
>he ignores you

what did you cucks do to cuckfendi while i was gone

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>>73020478
What did I just watch

>>73020582
he told me that he is not posting on balk because bulgarians turned it to shit

>>73020589
GAMARJOBATZ EKHXLEKA KAZBEKSHI AAAAAAAAAA SIVA

ZAAAAAAAAAR SIVA ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>73020589
were you in a coma the last two years?

>>73020403

sorry i meant north macedonia

>Adamantios Vassilakis, proposed the name 'the Slavic-Albanian Macedonia' to end the dispute.

based olives

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>>73020620
>when you successfully cleanse /balk/ of one roach but an even bigger roach replaces him

>>73020687
i've been on balk before efendi

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>>73020651
Yes.

>>73020687

eww is that what lice looks like?

nasty fucking child, shave its head and dump it into some soapy water or something

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>>73020734
>albanian macedonians
i cannot wrap my head around that one

Can YOUR president do this?
I dont think so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm5z3Qm3N7I

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>>73020797
>their president didn't single-handedly do 9/11

cucks

>>73020734
holy fucking shit 2015 was two years ago. what in the mother of fuck. guess this means that 2012 was 20 years ago

>>73020797
Haven't heard from him ever since he got elected.
Weren't he supposed to send you to Russia :D

Fact: Todor Zivkov was literally third best thing that ever happened to Bulgaria, after Simeon I and Ivan Asen II.

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this dainty little town in south central albania is where bulgaria was claimed a christian nation

really makkes me think

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>>73020797
>>73020836
if the mig 29 is so great, why didn't the serbs slaughter the nato cucks?

I wanna fug

>>73020917
Wasn't*

>>73020956
I was gonna ask if they actually had them, then I read this

>attacked the defending Yugoslav fighters; mainly MiG-29s, which were in poor condition, due to lack of spare parts and maintenance.

>>73020589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uch3u0Q3VZw

>Im an inferior jet they said

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Z6P3YgacE

>>73021183
all three have butterfaces

>The fifth and last MiG-29 to get airborne that night was flown by Maj. Predrag Milutinović. Immediately after take-off his radar failed and electrical generator malfunctioned.

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Alright, it was pretty bad.

Man the serbian jets, ive never heard the manufactorer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZT4CVwbofw

>>73021269
tbf it was probably the kikes who did this

>>73021301
ugly af

>>73021269
Id expect the same to happen here desu.
Shame. Except Greece the military in the region is an absolute joke.

>>73021424
you mean "besides greece". that is if you wanted to say that greece has the only decent military in balkanlar

>>73021333
>The pair from Batajnica Air Base (Maj. Nebojša Nikolić and Maj. Ljubiša Kulačin), were engaged by USAF Capt. Mike Shower who shot down Nikolić while Kulačin evaded several missiles fired at him while fighting to bring his malfunctioning systems back to working order.
Imagine flying to engage a more numerous and superior enemy and even the shit you've been assigned doesn't work. Terrible.

>>73021284
time to watch the anime and act all smug an shit

>>73021501
i think except works too

>>73021515
reminds me of that one soviet astronaut

>>73021577
i don't know. maybe "except FOR" would would work

>>73021515
>Alo, alo, baza Beogradu, imam problemu

Igrali sme dobro, nemali sme shansu

>>73021560
I didn't really like the anime that much, it's kinda slow. There were bits were the neo synth kicked in and the colors really matched, but the movie was bad.

>>73021620
hmm yeah maybe you are right

>>73021515
Are they alive though?
I also wonder why all persons can be literally named. Do they dirty talk whilst flying or what

>watching an*me

>>73021684
>>73021684
>>73021684
>>73021684

>>73021669
Some yes some no.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO_bombing_of_Yugoslavia#Air_combat

>>73021681
Do they even have multiplexes in Al;bania?

>>73021741
we have some