Masterplan edition
Anime
hmmmm
might watch cry baby lads
Anime
*shits on your mum*
Is this image accurate?
>>73011097
would fuck and cum in all of them
>>73010938
>Brazilian made /brit/
>not a footy edition
Terrible
Kys
>>73011121
yes i am a cute anime girl
I'm starting a campaign for the UK to re-join the EU in 2019 lads
>>73011121
only redditors post like the last two panes unironically
https://www.reddit.com/r/hottiesfortrump/
It is well known that right-wing girls are more attractive than their left wing counterparts. Not really that hard though when you're squaring up against trannies, dykes, sheboons, fatties and every other deviant/outcast group
>>73011157
only redditors post like any of those panes unironically
only redditors post unironically full stop
>tfw 26 years old and earn £15k
>>73010938
7 (seven)
>>73010400
London banker jacket
>>73011200
>https://www.reddit.com/r/hottiesfortrump/
>It is well known that right-wing girls are more attractive than their left wing counterparts. Not really that hard though when you're squaring up against trannies, dykes, sheboons, fatties and every other deviant/outcast group
>>73011121
This image is unironically my OC
>>73011003
Thanks m8, but we pooskins are ugly categorically among whites
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/ghost_in_the_shell_2017/
If they cast a nigger as the lead for this it would be on 80%+ by now
>>73011097
raging hardon rn
unironically posting reddit links should be a perma rangeban
how is my cup making milk rings from the milk on the inside of the cup when there's no leaks?
>>73011267
classic suth dog
Lads are any of you into dd/lg?
I need some gift ideas for my little as her birthday is coming up soon.
>people who buy new clothes every month
bit weird innit, not as if they don't have clothes at home already
>>73011316
jog on gook
>>73011316
>forward head tilt
would demolish that virgin runt
>>73011121
depressing desu famalam
do smelly people know they smell?
there's a guy at the office who hums of sweaty shit and because of policy we cannot get rid of him
>>73011269
if they cast anyone who could actually act that would be the case
>>73010938
>a return to saxon heptarchy
>bad
go right ahead, ireland
>>73011223
>24 and on £16.75k
smug_toad.png
want to heem the self hating ethiopian nigger and the brazilian monkey
what summer clothes do I buy
>>73011262
B-but I'm white
the gf
>>73011223
A month right?
>>73011361
some don't
get some hr mong to give them a sensitive talking to about their hygiene
was just about to go to bed but my ket arrived
25 and on 26.5k
>>73011267
where do people get these screenshots from? leddit?
>>73011392
go naked, show that booty
>>73011223
>21
>£32k
WIll there ever be a game as good as New Vegas?
>>73011316
L E G S
>>73011267
me crying with laughter
>>73011361
does he look like he smells? do you all talk about him?
>£42k
>London
>PHP developer
struggling to pay rent
say wobble wag giggle ball
>>73011461
this is what a sustainable society looks like
france is unironically my second favourite country in the world
>>73011461
>renting
*laughing girls.jpg
£50k london tesco meal deals
desperate for more hot days like we just had, I could go out in shorts and not feel like a mong
reckon I had some people checking my bum out too made me feel right proud
Cannot wait for a return to this 2bqh
>>73011456
i think everyone knows it's him but people don't say it as they are scared of consequences
>>73011354
What is a forward head tilt?
good looking women are conservative because they don't want to be around the feminized betas who make up the ranks of the leftists
>>73011554
give it a google you pommy twat
>>73011553
>scared of the consequences of good hygiene
HR was a mistake
Anyone else noticed the niggerfication of reddit in the last year or so? Literally /r/all is just full of dumb nigger-tier cringeworthy forced memes from ebonics-laden subreddits
>>73011554
A specific type of bad posture (associated with extensive computer use and virginity).
>>73011425
Legion is not good
>25
>£16k
To be honest I'm happy because I tried for 3 fucking years after uni trying to get a job. So when I finally got the job I have now, I snatched at it. I'm using it purely to get experience in the field and move on to a company where I could earn double that for the same work
>>73011592
Yes
do you really like it?
is it is it wicked?
>>73011592
unsure if this is an ironic post or not, giving you the benefit of the doubt this time
never fucking post like this again
>>73011611
Genuinely grim
>>73011553
where do you work? I think we might be in the same office...
>>73011577
>>73011593
I have that hahaha (not a virgin though)
>>73011631
fuck off reddit
ello lads, where's the best place online to order jeans from?
The gf (girlfriend)
>>73011641
y-y-y-ou first
>>73011611
>double that
yea mate then you'd really be raking it in
>>73011507
Was breezing through /brit/ (got lost), and thanks a heap Britain!
For all our bitching, you guys are pretty alright. Good banter.
that stormzy show in dublin was good lads
>>73011650
be happy with the jeans you were given at birth mate
fun fact: -40f = -40c
>>73011507
After Germany ofc
>>73011695
>>73011667
s-she's cheating on me??
>>73011650
the GAP
>>73011710
hello nigger
>>73011699
>>73011579
thanks lads, you too
I shan't stop mocking you but I will always love France, even Paris, despite the fact many parts now look and smell like a zoo
>>73011717
Heh
>>73011631
? please explain? a few years ago the most popular subreddits used to be /r/technology, /r/politics (when it was far more impartial than it is today), /r/science...subreddits basically where there was some semblance of meaningful discourse. Now it's literally full of crappy twitter screencaps from /r/blackpeopletwitter or /r/natureisfuckinglit or some other ebonics filled shithole
What was once a pretty good culturally libertarian website has gone full on libcuckoldry
>>73011710
got tickets to one of his gsap shows
>>73011667
genuinely looks like my gf
>>73011667
genuinely feel bad for that woman 2bh. watched a few of their vids and she seems like a genuinely decent person, unlike her repulsively obnoxious sister
>>73011695
>>73011728
>REPLYING TO YOURSELF IN A BRITISH THREAD ON A JAPANESE IMAGEBOARD
think i'm in love lads
>>73011762
hi nigger
>>73011737
alright mate no need to shout i was only asking, christ
>>73011672
is it a big employer? is it in london?
have been smelling me arse constantly for the last 30 minutes ama la
>>73011775
Who is this woman
>>73011775
cringing at americans
>>73011695
£32k is still OK in Britain.
23 on 20k and very happy
>>73011773
check the post times you numpty, less than 1 minute apart
>>73011775
honestly getting a bit sick of pepe
>>73011821
Practically struggling to live on that in London
>>73011758
>I shan't stop mocking you
Don't fret now. Have my bants at the ready as soon as you let loose something bad about France.
London is cute I guess! The only bad part about it that I have to seclude to very small parts of the city (Wesminster, Picadilly and the City), otherwise I hate it.
Father loves it for some reason, but he lived there sooooo.
What's the worst thing that can happen if I ask out someone who's apparently purposely avoiding me?
>>73011775
me in the right with the rather patriotic 'dora
Sensing much passive aggression from the mum over me spending my 18th inside my bedroom sleeping all day and not OUT WITH LE LADS XDDD #banter
>>73011882
that's a cowboy hat not a 'dora
Earning £40k in london and living in a YHA with help from local food bank
>>73011775
>loving a girl attention-whoring with the latest "le internet xdddd" fad
Shan't.
earn £70k in london and live on mcdonalds monopoly stickers
>>73011874
You killing yourself from shame and embarrassment.
Ooops I thought you asked BEST THING
@73011775
>>73011775
>that's a cowboy hat not a 'dora
>>73011932
Stormzy's in the RA innit
have to be special to get a mural here
How scary would it be if you woke up tomorrow and literally everyone on the planet was a ginger?
Not just hair. Everyone was pasty, with freckles and ginger hair. Your mum, your dad, the neighbour, the newsreader, and everyone you met.
>>73011947
what is wrong with yanks
Any footy on today lads?
i kinda like the whole praise kek thing desu lads
>>73011967
Their lives are too easy
>>73011648
foy
>>73011761
i have decided that you're not fit to post here
you'll be getting taken to the runt pit posthaste to mingle with the other filth that goes on reddit
i work in retail banking and I'd argue it's even worse than working in McDonalds or something like that
You have ten times the responsibility, ten times the workload, have massive regulations, endless processes and procedures to follow and yet you only earn a little bit more than if you work full time in McDonalds doing nothing
>>73011979
that's because you're a yank autist
>>73011938
Yeah that would be pretty exquisite
back from the library, on the way there saw a rabbit
that was my personal highlight
>>73012023
Fucked it
FOY
>>73011994
What did studio ghibli mean by this?
>>73011979
the "meme magic" thing reached peak humour during the alps plane crash and /tv/ finding all the links with the dark knight
ever since then it's been downhill, praise kek is pretty shit
"kekistan" is literally the most dire thing i've ever seen though, sargon needs a hook to the jaw
>>73012025
hope you put it back in your mum's drawer
>>73011938
fantastic post
>lebrary
found a pic of the janny
Poundbury
>>73011761
Could be worse, could be Imgur
Non stop circlejerking about how cool and rational everyone is, still going on about vaccines, and then theres a load of recycled "dumps" of "memes" most of which is black twitter shit or tumblr shit.
The tiny bit remaining is people showing off how "quirky and cool" their lives are, or what really "amazing" thing they have made
>>73012007
This is why chavs are inheriting the earth. 'Normal' jobs are too stressful.
>>73012041
Never fucking reply to my post ever again unless you're contributing to the thread.
imagine having a pepe avatar on your social media account
getting my daily dose of molyneux and sargon lads
>thotties for trump
>>73012041
oops didnt mean to add the reply in this...
wait apparently /cum/ janny bans people for racist words
ive never been banned for saying nig paki wog etc in /brit/
if a qt farts while youve got your willy in her bum do you feel the air and faecal matter fly up your shaft
>>73012116
>gif
Fuck off
what are some decent sweets to get from sainsburys?
>>73012023
>quoting when you hat
cringe
>>73012098
useful early warning desu
makes the runts easier to avoid
>/brit/ needs a dedicated janny or jannies just for us
sun never sets
>>73012089
mate I only just realised the other day that imgur literally has its own people who post and comment under images. feels kinda weird desu that there is a community of people there, when it's just an image hosting website
>>73012166
now you are just being angry to be angry
>>73012098
>Born 2001
every time
>>73012050
Rather like that line of thinking. When /tv/ entertained themselves with "meme magic", there wasn't a brim of pretension surrounding it, and all it was was that they were laughing between themselves as something utterly ridiculous, the very silver lining to it all was how very aware they aware that they were throwing away their time with the research.
With /pol/, it's redditos role-playing as "de revolutionaries :D, conversvatism is the new counter culture ;)))", and whoring themselves out to every newspaper who'll deign to pick up their story of the "da alt-right is soooooo spooky".
Embarassing for all of us on 4chan.
>>73012193
Its a shit community full of shitty people
>>73012165
how fucking big is your penis hole that poo would fly up it
christ
if brit/pol/ isnt meant to be /brit/ then why do they make it so much easier to get (you)'s???
>>73012193
it's really fucking weird when you upload some random bollocks to imgur and the inmates leave comments on it
>>73012195
fuck off newcunt
>>73012215
Shan't
Quite prefer hairy vaginas
>>73012171
thing is, you can't avoid em. just @ paul joseph watson or any of the other soap box youtube wankers with a bit of criticism or abuse on twitter and you will have pepes in your mentions for weeks
>Almost a quarter of millennials identify as LGBTQ
squawking
What is meant to be the purpose of tinfoil hats?
I have a weird urge to wear one.
>>73012244
You are decidedly German!
Haha!
deez nuts tbqh ngl la
HE HATH ARRIVED
>>73012215
the sheed lover from earlier
>>73012270
>source needed
>>73011979
Because you're a fucking yank
>>73012273
creates a faraday cage around your brain, which would have the purpose of stopping electromagnetic radiation like radio waves reaching your brain
the reason it's mental is because electromagnetic radiation can't affect your brain
>>73012279
Hahah! Indeed
*annexes Alsace-Lorraine*
>>73012244
not long enough of a post for shantposting imo. think you played your card too early here germany.
mornin
>>73012312
Good explanation.
>>73012215
I knew a guy IRL who would unironically say "meme magic" and "praise kek" whenever something coincidental would happen.
Safe to say I cut off all contact with the spacker asap
liking Margaret Thatcher is equivalent to being in a punk band these days.
hope you SJW cucks don't get triggered by this objectively true statement
open google maps on your phone
RIGHT NOW
>>73012319
he has a habit of trying to fit in too hard.
>>73012402
why
>>73012293
Geeze, was only having some myself-time philosophizing about chans.
Doesn't mean I love the bougnoles.
>>73012314
*doesn't let you pass*
>>73012357
>Safe to say I cut off all contact with the spacker asap
Good. I have 16-19 year old little siblings but thank God they don't go on the internet much, so I've never caught them doing this.
>>73012424
it's fun
>i don't praise kek instead i call it cringey and reddit look how cool i am!
fuck off
>>73012384
Maybe in Ireland mate
>>73012413
>>73012319
You have hurt my feelings
>>73012402
"no"
trying my best
>>73012402
Haha cool
>>73012357
I'm sure you've seen the vid of the literally autistic Irish child saying praise kek on a talkshow
one of the lesser moments in our history
>>73012312
>electromagnetic radiation can't affect your brain
>>73012474
you'll regret not doing it
>>73012493
not a single great moment in your history lad
developing an unhealthy obsession with my mates gf
are you supposed to feel like you're about to have a heart attack on coke
Why does everyone in Britain have the same 4 cars?
>>73012479
That's all you can do. Good job buddy!
>>73012556
there's a few but it's mostly death and destruction yeah
guess where in London
Ah yes
>>73012526
nothing short of an emr scan will do anything to your brain you nutcase
>>73012576
Cuz they have the same 4 jobs
I knew a guy IRL who cut contacting with me for saying meme magic and praise kek.
Safe to say he hurt my feelings a fair bit desu
>>73012600
>2.07 MB, 1552x642
>png for what should clearly be a jpg
nah
>>73012612
I would unironically fuck 'G'
>>73012600
can immediately tell it isn't in London, or in some weird bit on the outskirts
>>73012600
>fish and chips
TAD racist desu
>>73012612
That's not real.
>>73012600
east london, near mile end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDDQ1M664kI
hmm
has asmr gone too far?
>>73012612
>not a single white uncrippled male
The future is bright
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16T5huxfl6i
>>73012672
nope
>>73012648
it is
>>73012643
Same tbqh
saaay nigger
>>73012312
ah yes go fire some gamma rays at your brain, it wont be affected
>>73012690
oh don't cry you big baby
Feel more comfortable around strangers than family and friends.
What brand of autism is this?
it's good lads
it's fuckin goooood
oh it's been too long
2702
not even a very funny shart post
>>73012719
definitely on the outskirts then, looks like a small town
>>73012668
yes it is
The gf's gf
South African ghetto looks like a literal hellhole lads
So take a tip and leave us while you may
>>73012648
Greater London
Is it weird if I went to into a club by myself and just started chatting with people? Do some people go alone?
I was just going to mingle and maybe try to pull a girl.
>>73012772
what u on
haitiANO
>>73012600
Watford
which is in Hertfordshire not London you tit
>>73012600
oh that's watford isn't it
>watching asmr
Not trying to meme or anything here but that is quite honestly the most pathetic thing I've ever found in my life, maybe second to the people who watch it and donate several thousand dollars a month for it
It's worse than people getting findom'd by Rose, at least there you can get some almost-nudes and you pay barely anything for it, free if you just take the public ones
Hmmmmmmmm
>>73012799
thats brazil
also i want to judge dredd my way up that building
>>73012748
alright lad you live in a fucking nuclear reactor then do you?
People wear tinfoil hats because they think that government can spy on them through radio waves.
Stupid fucking yank cunt, hope a police officer shoots you
>>73012861
>degree
>>73012816
People do go alone but the first thing a girl does when a guy starts talking to her is look for his friends. You won't get anywhere lad.
>>73012865
no that's in south africa
audis are such dull cars
>>73012799
you think darkness is your ally?
>>73012799
gonna make a music video here
>>73012917
VORSPRUNG
>>73012853
I fucking thought it was Watford, I live there and I knew I recognized it.
Last time I fucking give Yanks the benefit of the doubt 2bh
>>73012799
always wanted to go there for some ungodly reason
>>73012865
nah its the vodacom tower in joburg
*deliberately wastes rose's time*
https://twitter.com/ChelseaFindom97/status/847868219960549376
>>73012643
'nce
Where can I find /Australia/ thread?
>52 posters
facing dozens of your friends how can anyone be so lonely
>>73012926
i was born in it
>>73012961
/brit/ is an /ausnz/ puppet general
>>73012861
Irish mothers seem to think a dead bottle of 7up will cure any ailment
>>73012983
Thanks m8. Can you link me to the last one?
>>73012702
HOWLING
>>73012959
mental illness
*flies down your street in Qatari numberplates*
>>73012865
hmm try again sweetie
seeing this logo on a shop = 'here be pakis'
>>73013035
Qataris own more of london than HM the Queen does
why is it every reckless driver i see on the roads is non-white?
idea: report rose's account on twitter for posting nudity
literally not fair how easy it is to make money if you're a moderately attractive girl
would pay to put my willy in rose's supple bum
>>73013088
A lot are women
Very impatient, they never say thanks either
>>73013063
We have them on Moroccan /Turkish call shops. But also mobile salers on the streets.
>>73013063
that and lebara mobile
the real kicker is if they have random off-brand plastics outside the store too
>>73012960
Don't blame me, I have a thing for cripples.
>>73012959
Gotta love how she's just forgotten all that commie shite and become a full-time whore
Capitalism always wins baby
>>73012959
It's Rosy
rose has a twitter account? i thought she disappeared from the internet
also
>she
>>73013113
you need a big willy to shag an arse like that mate
are you big enough?
>>73012861
haha tru stay woke my nigga
*dies at 50 from heart disease*
I have to take my meds now.
if she gets banned and has a meltdown i take credit for it desu
>>73013143
absolute state of you mate
>>73013131
ahhh yes
>>73013210
nigs when they don't die from gang crime have longer lifespans than whites
>>73013131
god I wish that were me
>>73013285
is that true?
genuinely curious on what cheshire looks like
Anyone on antidepressants here?
Celtic are gonna win da league
Is there a better representation that black and white don't mix than a frosty pint at the local public?
>>73013311
the place or the friendless autistic loser that posts here?
>>73013333
bold prediction my friend
>>73013351
the loser
very sweaty at the moment
alri lads
taxation is theft
>>73012986
Kek
very often I catch myself playing with my willy without even noticing
if nothing else I'm always drumming my fingertips on it
>>73013309
yeah
theres loads of old af blacks especially in america where they arent dying from malnourishment like in africa
>>73013336
Terrible bait
Half and halfs are harder to pour than convincing a ghetto booty black chick to suck yo dick
I dont have any friends. I'm a little bitch.
>>73013417
Maybe if you're shit at it
>>73013408
>theres loads of old af blacks
ahh
bored out the peehole lids
>multiculturalism doesn't wo-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p39ulIfnzc
>>73013429
youre alright
>>73013408
Hmm, not sure if you're not just pulling this out of your arse lad.
>>73013369
you know that pic of the runt queer holding the refugees welcome sign? like that
>>73013442
Hello Cara lad
*drums my fingers on your willy*
going to fiveguys, want anything
>>73013435
Naw nigga
You gotta get the fuckin spoon bent just right and pour the Guinness at just the right flow or it fucks everything up
>>73013480
five guys please
>>73013480
cornetto
>>73013475
helo
>>73013480
5 gfs
>>73013491
git gud scrub
>>73013408
Don't believe this but I did once run into a former Tuskeegee airman in an airport that was 104 years old. He was completely coherent, like a man in his 60s. It's a shame he's probably dead now.
>>73013506
Pour us one then la
waiting for the new before i post again
>>73013480
am fuck now i want one but we don't have them around here
>>73013437
>oldest driver in the us
>black
>oldest woman in the us
>black
literally check any list of oldest americans and itll be dominated by names like Shaniqua D'Johnson
>>73013539
same
>>73013539
same, dont want to waste gold when a new thread could be the very next reply
Got a funny post lined up for the next thread lads
last
real last
last