you guys are lazy as fuck edition
good night sweet ďubďus trip thread
what are your plans for this lovely friday evening lads?
Its april already and stilll no qt3.14 thinn gf with sexy short hair just fuck my shit up famalam i didnt sign for this suffering
>>73009367
Drink beer and relax, you?
>>73009367
shitty beer and a movie
but probably just shitposting and YouTube because I can never be assed to actually find one
>>73009675
did you even talk to one?
>>73009846
probably gonna play some vidya and drink yerba mate, but i have nothing interesting to play so kinda bored t bh
>>73010093
very patrician library
anyone got that "roll for a movie" picture?
>>73009917
Where the am i supposed to talk to girls
>>73010411
idk im stuck here with you all, just askin if you do anything to find a gf other than complain
>>73010411
badoo
>>73011307
>create account with fake info
>put pepe as a pic
>not even 5 mins passes when theres a msg from a qt
wtf
>>73012060
wtf I love frogposting now
>>73012287
Twoje zdjęcia zostały zmoderowane
Twoje zdjęcie nie jest zgodne z regulaminem Badoo
this site is shit
started playing as Ethiopia without noticing there are actually two provinces which are Jewish
put a missionary which wouldnt ever convert it and waited for rebels to convert all provinces, then adapted Judaism, kek. gonna try to conquer mamluks as Jewish Ethiopia and it would be rad if I could form Egypt, but not sure if that would be allowed.
>>73009367
looking what stuff to take for my upcoming trip, bought a phone cover, screen protector and selfie stick, also ordered expensive bag for all the stuff
maybe gonna watch an animated Russian movie if time is still on my side and have a beer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcLdW7K86Gg
This guy can be next Serbian president. Atm he is on third place. We will see results on sunday.
I would vote for him desu
>>73013249
>selfie stick
>>73013416
what's wrong with it if you aren't using it like a retard? I might visit a cave in Morava
we dont have anyone to take pic of us and I wouldnt trust anyone to handle my phone
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
what do i do?
>>73013482
>what's wrong with it if you aren't using it like a retard?
sorry anon, but I automatically consider anyone using a selfie stick to be a retard, I see so much of that cancer every time I take a walk through the center
>we dont have anyone to take pic of us
eh. fair point I guess,
>I wouldnt trust anyone to handle my phone
you should be fine unless you hand it over to some fine cigany gentleman desu
>>73013667
za málo :)
that's what I would saw, followed by awkward silence
>>73013395
catchy
>>73009367
Drove to old uni to surprise friends and drink but they're all busy
>>73013667
its fucking nothing
>>73013873
>Drove to old uni to surprise friends
better to call someone before leaving so you know there is at least one person available for you
>>73013690
well I rather be retard than take retarded pictures of things I want to be visible
I hate those kind of retarded tourists as well but it has its use
>>73014050
It sounded like a better idea when I left.
I may just have to kill a few hours
>>73014068
show qt
>>73010411
>tfw no Slovakian waifu
Do any of my Czechbros also get an instant boner after hearing a Slovak qt speak?
>>73014639
>tfw no Slovakian waifu
did you even uni?
>Do any of my Czechbros also get an instant boner after hearing a Slovak qt speak?
that might be an overstatement, but yes, Slovak spoken by a girl sounds extremely qt
>>73014798
>did you even uni?
I dropped out in a first semester. Too socially retarded to live on campus and it was too late to apply for distance study and I never thought about going back. The only thing I regret is missing on the qt's.
>>73014961
>The only thing I regret is missing on the qt's.
the only good thing about uni tbqhwyf
>>73014961
>ywn go to a university full of Viseqties instead of terrorist burqa women and British slags
>>73016596
I just imagined this and it was horrible experience
>>73009367
drank a bottle of wine, but already sobered up
I saw that new Ghost in the Shell lads
It was pretty bad
>>73018515
do you think the netflix adaptation of death note will be better?
>>73016596
Do you actually have burqa women in your uni?
I'd be afraid to go there Tbh
>>73018621
It actually might be, because Death Note's setting isn't really that relevant to the country the plot takes place in. It could be anywhere.
GitS on the other hand is inherently very closely tied to Japan and you can't just replace all that stuff with something else.
That's one of the reasons the movie wasn't very good, they tried to burgerize it and keep some of the oriental stuff at the same time. Sometimes it worked, but most of the time it was rather clumsy.
Also the series form gives DN more time and space to develop a proper story, unlike a 2 hours long movie of random bits glued together.
A lot depends on who will they cast as Light, everything else is pretty hard to fuck up.
>>73018650
yes, there's also an Islamic society, squat toilets in every bathroom to accomadate Arabs, and the student pub was demolished last year because the amount of people who aren't forbidden to drink alcohol because of their religion was too small for them to make a profit.
There was also a Subway on campus run by Pakistanis that got shut down by the government because during an inspection they were found to be using six month old expired ingredients, and a student got sent to the hospital with food poisoning.
Just a few more months until I'm gone, thank fuck.
good night, people
>>73019134
night
>>73013395
He will be the saviour of Slavdom.
>>73019032
>squat toilets in every bathroom to accomadate Arabs
huh?
Huh?!
>>73019134
good night
>>73013395
we live in interesting times
>>73018899
i dont know man, ive seen a lot of people say that the japanese setting is actualy quite important for death note (its apearently related to how L finds out who the killer is, something about broadcast times and places).
as for casting, ive seen plenty of people say its terrible for almost everyone exept ryuk (i think that was his name).
>>73019615
>its apearently related to how L finds out who the killer is, something about broadcast times and places
Nah, that trick with broadcasting a programme at different times in different regions shouldn't be a problem to do anywhere. Even Pooland has regional tv stations, so for USA it's ezy pzy.
>as for casting, ive seen plenty of people say its terrible for almost everyone exept ryuk
That's too bad
>>73019481
I should get a picture for you guys, I think I've posted about it before. It was the first point when I was in this country where I thought to myself "oh fuck 4chan might not just be memeing".
i am up
>>73016596
they picture makes me sad. like that dog is only ten years old but it knows everything is terrible.
>>73019814
*puts you down*
you are down
>>73019032
>There was also a Subway on campus run by Pakistanis that got shut down by the government because during an inspection they were found to be using six month old expired ingredients, and a student got sent to the hospital with food poisoning.
>Can't sell pork because it's unclean and thus haram
>Sells rotten food
Pakistanis are a special kind of retarded.
>>73020148
Are you diaspora, muh heritage, or just looking for a comfy English speaking general? Can't help but notice new flags here and you've posted in a few editions now.
>only ten years
that's like 65 in doggo years
Slovak """"women"""" are useless human trash that should be used as meat to stop refugees at european borders and replaced with eastern asian women
>>73020351
Yep, living here really made me appreciate the difference between them and Indians. The latter I actually have a pretty positive view of now.
>>73020658
send them here please and take the polish ones
>>73020658
I had sex with one, it was OK.
>>73020709
I mean the Slovak qts of course, not the Asian ones
but Asian ones are fine too
>>73020788
>gypsies raped her as a child and turned her crazy
>>73020939
I've read about that and I refuse to acknowledge it
>>73020788
This bitch is so stupid holy moly
>>73021508
But she's qt and I don't need a smart qt, I need a qt qt
>>73021508
I don't mind the message, even if she is a bit thick in the head.
Whose national TV is at least as interesting as ours?
America has best MILFS
hello there
>>73022588
That's not a milf though, way too young for that
>>73022640
iBuenos aires!
>>73022588
she looks like she's in her early 30s
also nobody ITT has an excuse for posting about beautiful women in other countries, they're all at your doorstep
>>73022960
I'm not from Buenos Aires tho, how's it going
>>73023038
how often do Argentines barbeque?
>>73023156
Like, in every special occasion such as birthdays, Christmas or during the summer.
I personally don't do bbq because it's too damn expensive nowadays, the last time was like 5 years ago.
>>73023263
You have barbeques for Christmas? Damn, the southern hemisphere is cool.
>>73023029
Slovak women are not beautiful
>>73023038
si si, buenos buenos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xTK-YRUXms
>>73023029
Milfs are very rarely a thing here, slavshit women age like milk
up
Borat is a funny movie
good morning lads
>>73009038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg79R5jopj8
>>73030166
morning
AVE BELI
>>73019032
still not bad as leafistan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzAnnxpuls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVIEfU3eOSk
>comfimus maximus
what are you going to do today anon?
>>73031406
Driving school and then enjoy the rest of the weekend doing nothing
i am awake
>>73031406
go for a walk I guess, yet to decide between forest and city
you?
>>73031777
czeching those digits and then work on semestral project
http://www.lidovky.cz/cesko-postavi-letadlovou-lod-masaryk-dwb-/zpravy-domov.aspx?c=A170331_211750_ln_domov_sij
Im hyped desu
>>73031406
nothing
>>73032119
>Upozorňujeme čtenáře, že dnes je 1. dubna
>>73022588
true
>>73031406
fucking my gf(girl)
>>73031694
sup
>>73032119
you know, the article is exceptionally well written
the little details like czech naval history are actually true
Fuck you
morning
Mapy.cz for another april fools joke
>>73034478
Ahoj
>>73034504
thanks, had a chuckle
>>73032369
>sup
not much, just playing some video games
>>73034504
ahojky
>>73009038
That's right.
I'm like neet
So, what April's fool jokes have you found? We have two fake news in two of three biggest news portals, there is Pacman game in google maps and weird place names in mapy.cz
>>73035692
Bratislava is getting a metro, didn't see anything else so far
>>73035779
>this is now an april fools joke
During World War I, one particular train, the Russian Zaamurets, took part in the Odessa Bolshevik Uprising, joining the Black Sea Fleet and Red Guards against Ukrainian insurgents supported by their own fleet of battleships.[2] It was later captured by the Czechoslovak Legion and renamed Orlík, helping them battle against Austria-Hungary and holding the Trans-Siberian railway against the Bolsheviks. The armored train in Battlefield 1 appears to have been directly modeled after and inspired by the Zaamurets armored train.
huh so we got into the game after all!
>>73035779
>making fun of a poor state of things
kek
this is one of ours
also, people in comments are saying things like
"I congratulate our politicians with their professional day"
>>73035692
Our navy is getting new carrier and our two rival football teams are merging into one
http://sport.lidovky.cz/sparta-a-slavia-se-slouci-v-jeden-klub-nedelni-derby-bude-posledni-pyp-/fotbal.aspx?c=A170331_201831_ln-sport-fotbal_vlh
>>73036682
>Czech navy
lmao
is there anything on idnes?
>>73036758
http://ekonomika.idnes.cz/nezamestnanost-stat-ukrajinci-agentury-visapoint-f8t-/ekonomika.aspx?c=A170331_2316014_ekonomika_rts
We are getting more cheap workers from Ukraine. Or I at least hope its joke
>>73035982
Czechoslovak Legion dlc when?
>>73037232
Look at your news, then look at your callendar, now look at your news.
Comfy anime suggestions?
I tried Dragon Maid and it is shit.
>typical yandere dragon maid
>inter-species lesbian fantasy
>plot is about as complicated as my farts
>>73038334
Hellsing
>>73038656
Seen that
>>73038904
FMA Brotherhood
>>73038334
Ping-pong: the animation is pretty short and fucking great
Is that Slovak anon who asked about Netflix's Death Note yesterday still here?
I just saw the trailer and turns out that the guy starring as L is a NIGGER
>you want to lose some weight
>mom comes back from shopping mall and brings you kfc
>>73041259
Is this guy ok?
>>73041259
just dont eat it retard
>>73041331
but it's so good
>>73038334
you don't watch SoL anime for plot
if want more complex plot, try Kokoro Connect
Guys wanna see my dick? Need ratings on it
>>73037512
haha why would they do that
>>73038334
Dragon Dentist
>>73038334
hoshi no samidare
>>73040513
shit and its not april joke either
>>73035692
tfw I fell for Belarus wants to join personal union with Poland news. I totaly forgot about april fools lel
>>73031406
>ride 90 kms
>eat something
>get drunk
how brave
who /fitlit/ here?
>tfw all other boards are obsolete now
>>73045712
fitlit?
>/pol/ full of ponies
>>73045712
You can't be mascular and literate at the same time
>>73045981
>implying
Why is lifting so popular these days?
>>73046138
Because combined with stopping masturbation, it's our only chance of overthrowing, or at the least breaking free of our kikish overlords
>>73046307
back to your containment board
>>>/mlpol/
>>73046342
(satire)
happy now?
>>73046138
Because the media made manlets believe women will suddenly like them if they can benchpress 100kg
>>73046377
pol is leaking all over the place, you can never know
>>73046307
>stopping masturbation
>lifting
are you a faggot?
>>73042973
Seriously, what the fuck were they thinking.
Even if they had niggerize someone L is literally the last character fit for something like this. It's absolutely retarded and I bet it will backfire in their faces.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12652151/r
vote yes
>>73046925
REEEE
>>73046462
No, but tired of being a lanklet
And everyone should stop masturbating imho, or quit porn as a start
>>73040513
No so Light now, huh
Get on it you fucks.
ach my Ethiopia game isn't going well at all
it seems most fun because it's quite backwards and even in late game there would be something to do. all I wanted to do was conquer Malmuks and form Egypt if possible, but Ottomans are a serious pain in the ass and keep becoming hostile to me. not sure how I should go on with this as I keep restarting when they war me. maybe I should stay out of Egypt and just colonize and conquer the rest of Africa. no one seems to want an alliance with me because of distance and religion.
>>73047538
religion map
how much do you pay for internet?
what is you are speed?
me = 25€
speed = 3 mbit
>>73047538
go down the african coast and capture those gold producing provinces for massive economy boost
>>73047618
>Black Jews should steal the gold
>>73047612
100 Mbps
9,90 €
pic rel
>>73047618
well when I play next time I will reload older save and do as you said, it seems like I have to become strong and face ottomans later. maybe colonial nations such as UK will come and I will be able to form an alliance. either way I can only conquer Egypt from Ottomans and only later if I want to survive.
>>73047805
>maybe colonial nations such as UK will come and I will be able to form an alliance
>tfw head no longer hurts from yesterday
how was your day?
>>73047922
its not unusual for Portugal to ally with native American and African nations, I dont think it can be too different for others
>>73048019
same, no more shitty 38 C temperature, just nose is killing me
played EU4 all day and feel like I wasted it badly
>>73048061
UK is notoriously bad ally, they suck at shipping their troops and their navy will be useless to you
>>73047922
>>73048119
this
against ottomans it's best to just team up with france, austria or plc, whoever happens to be available
i feel like im the only one here who doesnt play map autism games
>>73048477
I don't play them either
>>73048477
>>73048847
they are used as life support for this thread t bh
Who /drunk/ here?
Enjoying a beer in a zahrádka and reding Hyperion. Quite interesting to go to a pub alone, surprised I've never done that before.
>>73049351
did you meet any qts?
>>73049444
Just here for the beer m23, I need to kill some time before I move to serious shitfacery with the lads
>>73049351
for how long have you been there? did anyone except staff try talking to you?
>>73049595
>staff
There's just one dude working the tap. Otherwise, no.
>>73049675
noice
if the pub you are in is as comfy as czech pubs are here, i'm jelly
>>73040513
im here. actualy i already knew about that since that fact was annouced like a month or 2 ago.
light also bothers me, not because hes white, but because he looks like an emo kid instead of a handsome genius.
post obscure music from your country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfvIdIil8nk
and make sure to listen to what other people post
everal right-wing populist or far-right politicians in EU member states have been described as New Nationalists. They include:
Andrzej Duda, President of Poland
W T F
>>73050343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYQiUHkzCH8
recommended listening tbqh
>>73050759
how is life in belgistan? is it that shit as everyone says?
>>73049740
>Czech pibs in Poland
Are they common? A friend told me he found one in Wroclaw but I thought it was more of an exception.
Anyway, going for beer #5, who would've thought that beer and sci-fi make such a wonderful combo.
>>73050759
wow that is really nice, kinda reminds of the first minute of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kur41flzdQ
>>73050990
im just drinking pilsner beer that I bought in supermarket
>>73050990
>beer and sci-fi make such a wonderful combo.
10/10 combo imo
+ záhrádka is one of the few good things about summer
>>73049351
You are so lucky and I am so jelly
Here we have only one pub and especially on weekends it is filled with gopniks and other degenerates and criminals, our town is notorious for it. It's not unusual that plates start breaking, someone brings a baseball bat or other weapons. Police is called there often. It would be my dream if I could just go on weekend to some calm and comfy pub even if it has other people, but people who just like me want comfyness and calm. I'd go alone too then.
>>73050859
Can't be worse than living in Boland :^)))
Unfunny shitposting aside though, I don't know what you've heard living here is like. I'm from Flanders, so I don't have to live in the 3rd world Wallonian shithole, so our quality of living is excellent. And compared to the rest of (Western) Europe, our goverment is rather right-wing, with a loud and obnoxious left opposition.
However, living in Belgium is as horrible as it is in any western country, as we're all plagued by the godless cancer that's called modernity, and add to that the pains of living in a non-country (which doesn't bother most people), life can get pretty depressing at times desu.
And how's Poland? I like your cunt well enough desu, I read that you're experiencing some kind of babyboom, and the fact that Jesus Christ was proclaimed to be the eternal King of Poland, is beyond based imho.
btw, gib back Marienburg
>>73051132
Glad you like it senpai
>>73050990
Sounds comfy as fuck
>>73050990
>Are they common?
hard to say that they're common, but there some in major cities, they serve imported czech beer and your cuisine
>>73051949
>I read that you're experiencing some kind of babyboom
according to our government polish birthrates are increasing, but most likely we are still in dire situation, although still not as bad as middle-eastern european countries like germany or france where birthrates are inflated by muslim population
>and the fact that Jesus Christ was proclaimed to be the eternal King of Poland, is beyond based imho
it was obviously just symbolic and happened before, i haven't even heard about it outside of /int/
>btw, gib back Marienburg
to whom? teutonic knights are long gone :^)
>>73051949
modernity, what?
also was that your region that blocked the CETA for some time?
>>73053092
>modernity, what?
Has it not reached Slovakia, then?
>also was that your region that blocked the CETA for some time?
No, that was Wallonia.
>>73052577
>it was obviously just symbolic and happened before
Obviously yes, but just as is the case with the birthrates, it significantly sets your country apart from Western Europe.
>>73047118
but I like masturbating and eating pizza
>>73054355
I meant what are your problems with modernity and such
Shit dudes, I'm fucked, the morning ain't gonna be pretty.
Beer+sci-fi is gonna stay though
>>73061312
oh well, been there done that
hope it doesn't hit you too hard and that you remember the best of it
good night people
>tfw managed to finish most of this abomination of a project
now for some well deserved sleep
>>73062094
good night
who up dummies
>>73063684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg79R5jopj8&t=11s