I am going on a "find a girlfriend" vacation.

Colombia.

Their girls are dank

>>73006136
Yeah Brazilian butts I can tell.

>>73006413
is there any advantage to brazilians over colombians?

I speak some spanish, but 0 portugues.

>>73006477
Go to brasil it's closer to home for you.

>>73006136
If women in the US hate you it won't be different in another country. Don't delude yourself.

>>73006543
No we don't want his gringo diseased ass, we have enough problems here as it is we don't need more.

>>73006477
Your nationality is actually more valuable in Colombia (with lower class girls of course), and colombian girls are very friendly and welcoming (unless you are ugly or a retard with no social skills, in which case you should kys already because women are the same everywhere). Also, if you only know a few words in spanish you won't understand a single word in brazilian portuguese. We can understand brazilian, but it's no walk in the park.

>>73006136
>Colombia, Phillipines, China, Russia or Belarus
So, basically you're going to zoo?

>>73006136
you should go to south Brazil to get a girlfriend with german and italian ancestry
or Australia

>>73006136
>Have genital herpes if that matter.
Please don't be a jerk.

Ranked from least to most difficult to get gf
Phillipines > Colombia > belaruse > Russia > China

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>>73011867
Agreeable

Chinese girls standards are going up, hell I'd imagine even colombians are too.

Only the phillipines is left, and you'd better not do funny buisness if you don't want Duterte to cap you

>>73011991
You're just looking at other enclosures because yours is inhabited by an obnoxious orangutan

>>73006136
If you come to Brazil don't forget to rent a car... The Car for fuck a girl here is so most important then have a penis! (We have a army of fake femminists gold diggers)

>>73012422
I saw duterte less than 100m away when I was in the Philippines. I was working late at night at an airport equipment station when his private jet landed. He had an army and police convoy and I had 3 policemen escorting me to make sure I didn't assassinate him.

>>73012763
But you still did, naughty?

>>73013009
Yes...