/brit/ spring edition
>>73005037
Literally controls egress in and out of the Mediterranean. It was and remains Britain's most important overseas territory. Singapore and Hong Kong served the same function in the Far East and the Falklands/South Africa does the same in the south. Look at all Britain's colonies. It's all about controlling shipping lanes.
business idea: annex france
>>73005068
>but if you're white and you have sex with anybody except people who share a close variation of your alleles, your baby will exhibit nearly 100% the phenotypes of the other parent.
this isn't true
>>73005101
d e v i o u s
in the future, movies set on alien planets will be shot on location
Dont fancy this boring chitchat ladsz what's everyone up to tonight? Just got two Chicago towns and a couple Oreo ice cream sandwiches from Iceland gonna spend a night with the Mrs
>>73005126
come home norman
Just about to have a steaming mug of this, anyone want any?
>>73005146
it would be cheaper to replicate it
>>73005146
>in the future, alien rights groups will protest about overwhelmingly negative portrayal of aliens in human films
>>73005189
>>73005181
le d'no
There is only one who can save Labour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUTrwXJ5o9Q
new choon lads
tea time lads
ta ta for now
>>73005181
people who called their girlfriend or wife "the missus" are the most common of filth and should be shot on the spot
>his password isn't password
wew
Can some of you please vocaroo to me how do you pronounce this guy's surname?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Hakluyt
>>73005221
hacking you to the moon as we speak
@73005212
>le d'no
Reckon I could kill a couple blacks for some good coffee beans, cheers lad
>>73005221
>his password isn't a polish word followed by random numbers
bit racist
>>73005222
hackloot (rhymes with foot)
>>73005222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjdPgm0vNGg
>>73005221
>his password isn't
BLACKED
a bit racist
>look up Ramadan on google
>Birmingham mail is one of the main sources for when it begins
Ah yes
>>73005212
>espresso is deano
Don't think you understand the gimmick la
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO
LOL
Someone hust took my Oreo icecream sandwiches
post sexy buses
>>73005222
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bnasfpPHOj
>>73005256
why do you still post this? no one cares
i prefer the yank who posts that picture of a spread open man's arse
>>73005222
https://vimeo.com/22198000
he says it near the beginning there
>>73005215
very impressed with the trap scene in france
Why don't we take people with great achievements (generals/soldiers/inventors/athletes) and purposefully have them make lots of kids? Seems silly not to
>>73005337
>>73005337
trackless trams 2bh
>>73005287
>8 different pronounciations
9 with the canadian one
now i'm even more confused
>>73005336
Good post
>>73005325
Is that from the new IT series?
Cashier refused to accept new £1 today saying she never heard of it before
>>73005405
Yes
Which are you?
I have elements of slayer, chad and normie desu
>there's a whole thing about that pronounciation
lel and i just thought its because i'm not native
anyway thanks fellas
>>73005419
dumb bint
>>73005411
*bollocks yer bollocks*
rec me some anime lads
no nonce abnormie shite
>>73005419
She dont want them RFID chips controlling her brain is all. fair play
>Anon we want to move to England but are scared, do you really hate Slavs?
>>73005411
id rather not
i call female burger king employees by the name in their name tag
should I keep on doing this or stop doing this?
>>73005375
How do you determine who's belly they plant a nice jizzy seed in? Just looks or do they need to have done something too? (Yes I am assuming all the great people you're talking about will be men deal w/ it feminazis #GamerGate)
shall meet susan in person when i go jap
>>73005447
genetic trash reporting in
>>73005411
Waitrose post
>>73005461
rare
>>73005464
as someone who has no particular love for anime I recently watched Neon Genesis Evangelion and it was pretty fucking excellent
the height of canadian civilisation
>>73005499
shall meet mistress kiana in person when i go brit
>>73005447
chad-incel hybrid
>>73005496
>current health
>mental wellbeing
>family history of disease
Then pick the best looking one
>>73005464
welcome to the HNK
afro samurai
kohaku oh
>>73005336
VERY good post
>>73005052
Baseball starts in a few days!
>>73005447
these categories are retarded, where's the one for ugly autistic geniuses?
>>73005464
mononoke is quite good
>>73005473
yes
>>73005336
very very good post
9/10
>>73005464
Gunslinger Girl
Mobile Suit Gundam 08th MS Team
reckon the jews are a jewish conspiracy lads
>>73005464
yuyushiki
non non biyori
>>73005336
Genuinely outstanding post
>>73005525
your flag is 10x more rare ITT sweetie
>>73005447
First incel lad in the tie looks alright, just needs to lose weight
>>73005473
>Anon I want to move to England but are scared, do you really hate Argies?
>>73005652
did you hear that they're even running israel now
>>73005447
>although many normies are "involuntary celibate"
can /r9k/ sink any lower?
>>73005598
>The story revolves around a 22-year-old asocial individual who gets aid from a strange girl who seems to know a lot about him, despite never having met him before. A common theme throughout the story deals with the hardships of life and how people must deal with them in their own way.
yeah definitely going to give this one a watch mate
jog on argie
>>73005598
>welcome to the HNK
abnormie shit
also depressing
>>73005694
I only watch it when I'm high tbf
>>73005685
YES, ARGIES FUCK OFF, HMS SHEFFIELD NEVER FORGET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdxvedxPhNU
>>73005685
Sort your fucking wonky alien eyes out girl
>>73005720
DUUUDE
>>73005709
Haha that doggo is driving that van
DEXTER
OH WHAT
>>73005685
Looks like mummy had a little drinky drink with her in the womb
I wish my real life was as fun as the lives of the people who play fighting games professionally.
>>73005685
unironically do
spanish accents are terrible
>>73005464
some entry level (but still great) ones:
evangelion (series and end of evangelion film)
berserk
ghost in the shell (1995 film & stand alone complex)
jojo's bizarre adventure
>>73005699
christ, they're not even trying anymore
>>73005464
Kyuji on Nomo/ I love little girls
Boku No Pico
Kami Sex Littlo
>>73005739
shut the fuck up
>what do you mean "I don't like tall girls", anon?
business idea: state sponsored immigrant gfs
specifically asked for no abnormie nonce shite and that's all I got
>>73005767
seen all these except the new berserk
decided to watch that then samurai jack
>>73005773
Rude
Some paki prick on the same train as me
>>73005803
new berserk is terrible, have you seen the old series?
Something awful happened last night.
Went to a club with friends despite telling them I didn't want to go but was too much of a pussy to actually refuse.
I was sort of lurking near the edge of the dancefloor and this stunning girl walked past and smiled at me and said I had an amazing beard and asked if she could touch it, while I was stammering like a spastic, she ran her fingers through it, from my neck up to my cheeks and I instantly got a semi, I was being touched by a qt, perhaps life might go well for me for a change.
Saw her again later in the night and she was headed right towards me. She asked me if I'd come and dance with her and then dragged me on to the middle of the dancefloor. I danced with terror in my heart but she didn't laugh at my dad level dancing, instead she moved closer and started to kiss me, everything felt magical for a few seconds until it happened....
She sort of bit my bottom lip, not particularly hard or anything and it felt great, until she slowly moved away slightly dragging my lip between her teeth. right on the edge of my lip has been this blackhead that was too far under the surface for me to be able to squeeze, I'd tried a ton of times but the pain kept becoming too much before it would budge.
As her teeth dragged towards it, I felt the skin at the edge of my lip tear slightly and this release as this giant blackhead that was lurking under the surface emptied itself into her mouth.
I guess it must have tasted pretty bad as she instantly started wretching then spewed on the dancefloor and the last thing I saw of her was the bouncers dragging her out under the assumption she was too drunk.
What do I do if I ever see her again, would it be worth trying to talk to her?
>>73005796
170cm so i dont really get to choose, a lot are taller without heels
>>73005447
Greensburg Chad is objectively the best looking male in that image.
the hottest most qtiest girl you know does a hot stinking steaming shit every day
>>73005796
But i do
>>73005772
Literal nonce
>>73005835
read all of this
>>73005835
Shan't
>>73005826
fat cunt
there's a girl that I'm mutual friends with that always kisses me hello and asks how I'm going but I don't think she even knows my name
>>73005862
>liking little girls is noncery
lmao
>>73005736
>>73005742
>>73005763
>keep on stroking your dick and i'll give you my sweaty,dirty socks, you loser britslave
>>73005835
Oh dear
Any footy on today lads?
>>73005858
Girls don't poo
>>73005890
paki prick.
>>73005835
here's my advice
*walks away*
>>73005835
actually a very funny story
>>73005835
Hahahahahahaha
Atleast you know you can pull qts now
don't quite understand the alt right meme where they put parentheses around german names
>did you say argentines are all dumb? Want us to trample on you? yes ,you probably do, you loser spoiled-teen addicted wanker
>chad-incel hybrid
>>73005858
hmm. and how can we harness this energy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXxe897bW-A
Update: friend who's gf I kissed has made up with the gf and is still ghosting me, it's quite awkward. Not attending some drinks tonight because of it.
writing a letter to someone in english since hes a jf
making a lot of references to early 20th century french literature that he'll never understand hahaha
>>73006001
>REEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT OF MY JUNGLE REEEEEEE
>>73005996
looks like some cro-magnon early human
>my library has 4350 songs spanning nearly 16 days of time
wew
>>73005996
Why are there diapers on the floor and a bagget by the stairs?
>>73005996
NUGHHH ME WANT MAMMOTH
>my library
pure chad genetics
anyone who adds anything to their coffee is a plen. A PLEN
>>73006037
Only got about 1200, know every single one off by heart
Sick of it now but can't find any new songs
>>73006037
i listen to the same 20 on repeat
>>73005996
Looks like cara
>>73005836
But a lot of us see average height as attractive
>>73006060
will you stop you fag
>>73006123
>>73006037
i just use the 'ol 'tube
>>73006123
hello yank
hop in the rarri go brazy skrr
you can just tell it's phimo
every post is boring, inane and pathetic
morning lads
>Hey anon, are you ashamed of being seen with an argie girl on the beach?
>>73006150
Nonce
Getting sick of the news telling us how hospitality and retail rely 30% on EU workers
Most of them are cleaning hotel rooms or pouring pints. If they all left no one will remember them, the jobs will just get taken by someone else.
It's all just companies unhappy that they'll have to now pay people more than £3 an hour
>>73006174
GOOD MORNING SIR
*TIPS BOWLER HAT*
>call yourselves antifascists
>ban anyone with nonconforming opinions
doing a big think
made up baked beans and toast
>>73006062
why plen
>>73006123
t. chad hogan, varsity athlete
>>73005052
spent a good hour picking these up today
>tfw nasolabial folds
>tfw glasses
>tfw cleft chin
>tfw fat
>tfw round nose
>tfw naturally shit hairline
>tfw naturally thin hair
J U S T
>tfw a good looking 190cm lass likes me
>>73006037
And it's 90% shite, your taste is truly dire.
>>73006234
yeah mate brilla-
*fucks off and talk to someone else*
easter holidays tomorrow lads
>>73006234
>m-maybe socialists are the real fascists
leftists ANNIHILATED
>>73006288
bit noncey t.b.h
was only trying to sell my putter and this happened
>2017
>Not having the 'mosis
>>73006265
How's your willy?
If you have phimosis you are defective and should be killed
>>73006336
I have a fat cock
Absolutely wankered and it's only 7:15
>>73006312
Kek
>>73006287
cute
>>73006288
embarrassing post
>>73006234
>censorship is fascism
wouldn't even get you a B at GCSE
anyone remember this gimmick
fuck off neurotypicals
127 DAYS WITHOUT WANKING
TRY TO STOP MY SPREE I DARE THOU
bad bitches is the only thing that i like
>>73006418
Nonce
>>73005447
this reads like the author never went outside in their life
>>73006312
screaming
>>73006414
Here we see a smelly Argentinian trying to bait British boys into getting themselves banned by posting lewd things
>>73006265
got a round bulbous nose, recently been eyeing a trip to thailand to get some work done
nothing wrong with a cleft chin tho
Mongs
>>73006060
gridiron uniforms are so gay
Is Mark Kermode an SJW
>>73006394
go munch a potatoe you normie
>>73006464
>smelly argentinian
Im sure that would arouse you
>>73006470
>nothing wrong with a cleft chin tho
I know, but in combination with the rest of my features it just makes things worse
taxation is theft lads
>>73006504
post arse
Got to pick up a package from the corner shop, think I'll purchase a single beer whilst I'm at it. Will have to break a tenner though lmao, sooner that than use their card machine hehe
this is fine
>>73006486
It's called a kit and they play on a pitch
>>73006518
what does the helicopter thing refer to
>>73006287
this is another one of those subtle power moves like his handshakes or the way don draper puts his arm across an entire couch
childhood is idolising bourbons
adulthood is realising custard creams make more sense
>>73006518
hate stupid bints that get into politics
fuck off, politics is for men
>>73006501
Yeah would imagine so
Finally got an R11
So long fairways, hello par 4 eagles
>>73006538
It's how Pinochet used to dispose of Commie scum
>>73006524
i did
>>73006185
>>73006538
/ourguy/
>>73006587
very good
27-year-old man on Come Dine With Me banging a 20-year-old Asian lass. Imagine.
>>73006538
gender identity
>>73006518
ah yes the "i'm too insecure for an actual selfie" selfie
property is theft lads
>>73006569
Patricianhood is appreciating the perfection of the Viennese Sandwich.
>>73006538
never looked into it myself but i think it has something to do with pinochet throwing a communist out of a helicopter
>>73006538
>>73006605
ah yes the "i dont want my face plastered all over the internet" selfie
stupid swamp man
el chileno
my teeth stink
shes a model and shes looking good
>>73006622
Enlightenment is stealing Oreo ice cream sandwiches
>>73006592
don't understand why libertarians worship a literal dictator
>>73006597
come dine with me is top tier
filthy beats & tenner sweets
>>73006620
*steals your Yous*
skips smell of bellend
hmmm friday night
not sure whether to check the oneitis' snapchat or not
>>73006681
can't steal what isn't mine lad
>>73006639
why take a picture and post it on the internet then you RUNT
>>73006651
welcome, brother
>>73006622
literally crucify yourself
>>73006685
why not just shoot them instead of wasting money on helicopter fuel
>>73006620
>>73006518
so does this mean humans are just a bunch of savage apes stealing from each other?
off to the shop to beat the underage liqour buying rush
>>73006750
yes
it needs to stop at once
garibaldis are top tier biccies
>>73006662
anti-communist doesn't have to mean libertarian. lots of political ideologies are based on disliking a thing
need to do a bit of uni work due in today
not gonna do it though i reckon lmao
can't wait for the first bumming scene in a children television show
>>73006799
>lots of political ideologies are based on disliking a thing
For example: Argentina
Movie scenes that really made you think
>>73006662
I dont i just appreciate him disposing of commie scum
>>73006739
more dramatic, more scary and easier to dispose of evidence
Hi rio do u want picking up in the morning pal
business idea: learn how to play the bass guitar
think my favourite thing about sex is cum
love it when they cum on my balls and then i use it as lube to wank myself off
>>73006831
what is this referring to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZv_FMrgojU this new JUL tune is quite good
christ there are so many fucking films out there, it never ends
want to understand this movie reference? watch all these 2300 films made in 1988
business idea: sell (you)s
*closes copy of the Quran and takes off reading glasses*
yeah mate I don't think the NAP bloody allows any of this
>>73006840
im still so angry daniel craig didn't choose her
ah yes tax money well spent
>>73006840
anarcho capitalism= corporate neofeudalism
>>73006901
doctor who's tranny lover
>>73006922
>chairman and director is an arab and a gay arab
inteesting australia hmmmm
going to the brothel. anyone want anything
everyone in this thread is a redditor except me
>>73006948
thumbnail looks like someone is shooting a zombie in the face
*Lennon doing a silly walk*
>>73007002
I bet youre the type of runt who browses r/europe
>>73007011
hehe
>>73006922
man, that channel used to be good for wanking over french tv programmes
prozzies in frankfurt dont let you slap their arses
fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IFAqAIWD6g
k i n o
>>73006922
wtf is sbs on demand
>two Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
which one do I even watch?
>>73007072
both. at the same time.
A Texan and a cockney walk into a bar, the Texan says hi but the cockney doesn't say anything because he is extinct ahaha
eating a VERY nice strawberry trifle meant for 4
im such a fat cunt
>when you use WF to set the HOLP for BoB MWttS CCC TAS
april fools day tomorrow
>>73007036
why would i do that, considering i'm not european?
>>73007091
*jiggles your belly*
>>73006922
>SBS
no one is watching it anyone lad
>>73007091
hello tory cunt
>>73007059
me on the human team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37JFck4Gcyw
j'suis sur le coin de mon point de vente aye aye aye aye
les voisins sont pas complices mais ils savent que je vend
barbeuc j'gagne leur confiance
>>73007072
English version
>>73007104
because ur a runt.
>>73007063
the on demand service for one of our two tax funded channels
kids today are so fucking lazy, they're even too lazy to come up with a culture of their own. instead they just regurgitates their parents culture ironically.
a fat annoying indian guy keeps cheating by looking at my paper on exams and quizzes in computer networks class, what do?
>>73007154
jamal fontaine
Spent £130 on a coat today. It was down from £330
can't see myself ever raping anyone
that's a good sign i think
>>73007103
*unplugs your mouse but hides the end of the wire *
Just ordered a curry in a hurry lads
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490439233624.webm
>>73007072
ive heard they're both good so it doesn't really matter
though the swedish version has sequels unlike the american one
>>73007059
still dont understand this premise
how do the apes start winning against well armed humans? is there like a plague for humans or something?
didn't realise dr who was adding a tranny. reckon it'll be one of those awkward characters where she can joke about it herself and the doctor can't mention it at all.
>>73007217
the humans are british
>>73007217
yes, basically
>>73007204
theres different types of rape
>>73007217
they're experts in gorilla warfare
>>73007250
no there aren't
>>73007224
a tranny character?
or a tranny actor playing a tranny?
or (god forbit) a tranny actor playing a normal character?
>>73007224
>gay black companion
ahh yes the BBC
*doesn't pay tv licence*
>>73007224
pretty sure it's a lesbian but the name is male and I havent watched for ages.
>>73007224
Dr who's species can change gender between regenerations why would he mention a tranny being tranny at all?
>>73007264
surrender yourself
>>73007242
Poor banter
>>73007264
Excellent post
>>73007204
beta
>>73007277
there are though
soft bed rape and hard alley type rape
>>73007298
it's bc the british don't have guns so they can't do anything against the monkeys. except stab them with their butter knives
Been stalking my ex gf on social media for 10 years now
a black tranny is dr whos new companion? haha jfc. saw it coming 2bh.
>>73007201
post it
>>73007302
honestly at this point i wouldn't give a woman the satisfaction of being raped by me
go ahead and fedora me into oblivion, i deserve it
>>73007368
>>73007368
>>73007368
>>73007368
>>73007368
>>73007201
>coat
its spring u wasteman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Rb0QLt3fA
wew
>>73007335
yeah you've been posting about it here for what feels like 10 years too
https://i.imgur.com/2aycrtv.gifv
>>73006906
new movies offer little to no style or substance
you can ignore 99% of them
>>73007437
fuck off truffaut
Any of you lads know of a good Discord server, please link..
Yes, exactly as I expected
>>73007547
>one of the post is some subhuman poo hating on Britian
kek
>>73007375
bang!
Michael Madsen
Mads Mikkelsen
thoughts?
you don't get fish and chips in the same place here
>>73007302
>t. suspiciously brown person
a-are pat
https://youtu.be/BdG57lgHFaA
Open all borders imo
janni'd
>>73007601
>>73007601
>>73007601
NEW
>>73007603
pat looks a bit ill
mind you he is 67
>>73007629
fair play to him
being 67 and making youtube videos is something in of itself.
>>73007620
janny wont be pleased
>>73007700
>>73007700
>>73007700
>>73007700
>>73007700
for real this time