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/vocaroo/ 2017-03-31 03:58:25 Post No. 73003167
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/vocaroo/ Anonymous 2017-03-31 03:58:25 Post No. 73003167 [Report]

This is a vocaroo thread. Let us hear your retarded voices and post some shit.

English for today :

"When a child first catches adults out—when it first walks into his grave little head that adults do not always have divine intelligence, that their judgments are not always wise, their thinking true, their sentences just—his world falls into panic desolation. The gods are fallen and all safety gone. And there is one sure thing about the fall of gods: they do not fall a little; they crash and shatter or sink deeply into green muck. It is a tedious job to build them up again; they never quite shine. And the child’s world is never quite whole again. It is an aching kind of growing."

Anonymous 2017-03-31 04:03:16 Post No.73003370
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Anonymous 2017-03-31 04:03:16 Post No.73003370 [Report]

>>73003167
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mAdX2GUYVn

Anonymous 2017-03-31 04:13:46 Post No.73003780
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Noone wants to record or rate?((

Anonymous 2017-03-31 04:15:00 Post No.73003819
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Anonymous 2017-03-31 04:15:00 Post No.73003819 [Report]

>>73003780
I'm not anglo scum so I can't rate you, but I liked your strong, manly russian voice.

Anonymous 2017-03-31 04:28:41 Post No.73004394
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Anonymous 2017-03-31 04:28:41 Post No.73004394 [Report]

>>73003819
Lol no, Im not sound manly or whatever
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1msZBM5g5hR

Anonymous 2017-03-31 04:41:45 Post No.73004910
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>>73004394
I like it. Here's some nice french if you're interested.

>Selon le département de la Défense, moins d'un tiers des jeunes Américains sont aptes à s'engager dans l'armée. Les deux tiers restants ne rempliraient pas les conditions nécessaires ou rateraient les tests d'entrée s'ils les passaient.
>Parmi les 34 millions d'Américains et Américaines entre 17 et 24 ans, seuls 29% sont aptes, selon les estimations du Pentagone rapportées par The Wall Street Journal (WSJ). En cause? L'obésité, le manque de diplômes, des condamnations en justice, ou même les tatouages et "écarteurs" d'oreille.
>Seuls 1% des jeunes Américains "remplissent les critères et sont à la fois enclins" à s'engager dans l'armée, estime le major-général Allen W. Batschelet, en charge du recrutement de l'armée américaine.

Anonymous 2017-03-31 05:14:02 Post No.73006274
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>>73003167
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CBOuNlkPnC

And for >>73004910

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NrfvR24X25

Anonymous 2017-03-31 05:15:08 Post No.73006316
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can someone please post some German or Spanish?

Anonymous 2017-03-31 05:17:56 Post No.73006437
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>>73006274
Awesome accent lad. It reminded me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiwhX5XLkJ8

Anonymous 2017-03-31 05:21:29 Post No.73006591
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>>73006437
What do Frenchies think of Brits trying to speak French anyway? Do we all just sound like mongs?

Anonymous 2017-03-31 05:28:11 Post No.73006880
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>>73006591
>What do Frenchies think of Brits trying to speak French anyway?

Nothing in particular. It's cool that you're interested in our language I guess.

>Do we all just sound like mongs?

Quite the opposite. Your accent for instance, though it seemed a bit forced, sounds very sophisticated. I think it's the same for americans who feel any kind of british accent in english is classy. Pic related is who I pictured in my mind while listening to your voc.

Anonymous 2017-03-31 05:31:20 Post No.73007007
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>>73006880
Well, thanks I suppose, I'm not classy at all in reality.

Back in the day it was seen as sophisticated to know french, but now I think people just view English as standard. I learned G*rman in school, which has proven useless.