/brit/

GAS
THE
TAIG
lads

Business idea: Kill all brexiteers and redo the referendum

might have something from the local chinese chippy for tea

>>72994739
Just the one?

>>72994729
>I should elect a litteral commie
Ah I'd rather not chap.

think ive got a half korean baby on the way lads

>>72994772
nonce

lads check it out

>dancing_gooks.wobm

>>72994770
better fate than death by a thousand sheeds
sheed

>>72994748
>jo cox died for nothing

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jus' nippin' space, anyone wan' owt?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/31/outrage-spain-given-effective-veto-future-gibraltar-eu-plans/

>>72994785
the girl of whom i may have impregnated is older than me

business idea: call people who don't agree with me racist

Why does it feel so good when the cum comes out?

>>72994772
I'm seeing so many Koreans around nowadays. They've got grocers and restaurants everywhere.

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this image reminds me of /brit/

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP

>>72994807
>die from economic collapse thanks to Marine's reforms, or die from islamists beheading me thanks to the socialist's immigration policies and leniency with muslims
We're fucked either way. Might as well elect the cutest candidate, Fillon.

>>72994772
time to bring out the ol hammer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoR8DKzBrzg

>>72994837
because cumming in women is our whole reason for existing

>>72994846
This is quite literally the height of American culture

Something awful happened last night.

Went to a club with friends despite telling them I didn't want to go but was too much of a pussy to actually refuse.

I was sort of lurking near the edge of the dancefloor and this stunning girl walked past and smiled at me and said I had an amazing beard and asked if she could touch it, while I was stammering like a spastic, she ran her fingers through it, from my neck up to my cheeks and I instantly got a semi, I was being touched by a qt, perhaps life might go well for me for a change.

Saw her again later in the night and she was headed right towards me. She asked me if I'd come and dance with her and then dragged me on to the middle of the dancefloor. I danced with terror in my heart but she didn't laugh at my dad level dancing, instead she moved closer and started to kiss me, everything felt magical for a few seconds until it happened....

She sort of bit my bottom lip, not particularly hard or anything and it felt great, until she slowly moved away slightly dragging my lip between her teeth. right on the edge of my lip has been this blackhead that was too far under the surface for me to be able to squeeze, I'd tried a ton of times but the pain kept becoming too much before it would budge.
As her teeth dragged towards it, I felt the skin at the edge of my lip tear slightly and this release as this giant blackhead that was lurking under the surface emptied itself into her mouth.
I guess it must have tasted pretty bad as she instantly started wretching then spewed on the dancefloor and the last thing I saw of her was the bouncers dragging her out under the assumption she was too drunk.

What do I do if I ever see her again, would it be worth trying to talk to her?

>>72994860
he is cute
it's the eyebrows

>>72994863
But I have only ever came into my hand

>>72994846
the whites have become black

>>72994884
shag her

>>72994846
i love how you can see the girl on the right's insecurity

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>tfw I really feel like eating a bag of chips but I'm trying to maintain a caloric deficit

>>72994901
Also the most traditionally French of them all.

The Welsh cunt as his bride aside.

>>72994846
fucking thugnigger culture
that's not even attractive

gas all remainers and eat their corpse to gain their little power

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utterly fucked already lads

girls being slags gives me such conflicting feelings

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I wonder what dave has planned for april fools

>>72994924
Are all those black districts the 'City'?

>>72994939
nice belly tubbs

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>>72994925

>>72994959
those areas are where 'city boys' buy their family homes

>>72994929
also the most former Sarkozy's prime minister of them all

>>72994934
what is with rorkes and the word thug

>>72994924
Huh you can eke out a decent living in Shetland
Kinda feel like moving there and marrying a traditional scottish qt now

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>>72994924
>north cornwall is such a backwater they don't even have data for it

>>72994959
Wealthy leafy suburban area

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>>72994884
Man you suck you just posted that in the other /brit/ thread

That's lame man

>>72994969
HAHAHAHAHA SO WITTY

Ah yes bus drivers on strike. Last time it was the trams. Is their anything the public sector is actually good at? Other than sucking up taxes.

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>>72994977
>>72994977
ooga booga whitey say mean words

>>72994967
I get it, cause he's in a bath tub, and he's fat

>>72995000
Striking

>>72994925
just saw you post this in wowg

we're basically friends now

quite.

>>72994939
qt

>>72994972
Right, might be comfy. Hoping to get an internship there next year.

>>72994989
Leafy?

>>72994974
I know, I know. No one's better sadly.

Hey lads

Posted from my iPad

as imperialist as britain

>>72994959
No that's northern ireland

>>72994977
you gonna cry?

>>72994977
gangsters dressed nicely

>>72995020
no its not mean it just makes you look like pussies

lol nice culture there whitey lmfaoooo white ppl dance like squares b ayyyyy y check out dem white bitches twerking bruh baka omg yaaaas @Sandra this ghetto meme is so usss lmfaoooo when u eating 24 nuggets and find an extra one lmao or when u fail skool lol DAMN us white ppl am i right dude trump is racist all white ppl (me) = raciss white culture is lame bro

>>72995039
>Leafy?

Leafy means there is greenery about and it is nice.

>>72995058
your the fucking pussy if you cry over words

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>we will all be minorities in our own countries by the end of this century

>>72994981
Probably all those wages of petrol engineers warping what the average really is.

A median average would do the trick a lot better.

>>72995077
Tanks!

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>>72995025
>tfw no one gave me a (you) in wowg
and oh fug I am too autistic for friends

Just had a massive wank

>>72995093
Had to wake my bf up so he'd get rid of a Huntsman spider in our kitchen the other day. He used a broom just like this (it was a lot smaller though obviously) and put it outside for me.

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>>72995093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C_6dJ1Dm8A

>>72995044

>Twickenham
>northern ireland

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>>72995089
>Implying I'll make it to 106

>>72995119
queer cunt

Genuinely can't remember the last day I've had a completely alcohol-free day

Must've been at least in 2016 fuck sake

>>72995131
If it's not northern ireland then whats that big grey lake in the fucking middle dipshit dont think london has that

>>72994925

Hot or cold?

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>>72995124

>>72995149
loser

Really need the new girl at work to suck me off.

bruh skrrrrrrrrt the new kanye go hard bruh u got the new air jordans yet? skrrrrrrt mums wanted me to study i was like lmao mum studying is for white ppl she like boy yo ass is white i was like AYYYYYYYYYYYY baka wen she suckin an dont stop after u cum lmao bro i hear u *wears yeezys to grandpas funeral*

>>72995112
massive in what sense of the word?

>>72995084
why would i be crying

>>72995039
internship in Twickenham? You're about an hour away from central London, it isn't that bad but it's incredibly stuffy and middle class, take that as you will.

>>72995149
2016? try 2005 famadan

>>72995223
he just said why. are you stupid?

>>72995124
What a cheeky crab

I really enjoyed that ice cream I ate earlier but I can't have anymore because I'll get fat.

>muh death of the white race

said the sexless mong

raindrop

droptop

enoch was right

>>72995119
>>72995221
Pack it in before I send both of you back to balt

>>72995222
Loads of cum came out

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Anyone got any throwback songs. Songs that remind you of school in the 90s and 00's. Feel like getting very drunk and thinking of a time before I was, this.

Thinking of having a cheeky attempt at the 'cide lads. Got some pretty strong rope and found a secluded tree at the park. Only problem I might have is that I'll have to climb the bastard and then tie the noose.

Might look suspicious if i'm walking on to the park at night with a rope and a step ladder.

>>72995248
fuck off virgin wog

>>72995256
no pls ill do anything x

>>72995149
That's going to fatten you up idiot.

>>72995224
Oh, meant the City. Hadn't phrased that correctly.

>>72995149
I don't drink mon-thurs but just get completely wankered alone at the weekends. The only thing I look forward to on Friday is drinking after work. Quite worrying.

>>72995149
got shitfaced daily for two years and it wreaked havoc on my body and plunged me into the deepest depression i've ever been in which inevitably led to me royally fucking my life up and i still haven't recovered from it and i probably never will

my advice is to quit while you're ahead. i've been sober for 7 years and still want to drink every day but you just gotta fight the urge brother

>>72995274
Don't care

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

HOL UP
>stays home masturbating
YOU BE SAYIN
>has 0 children
WE FINNA
>plays starcraft
WE SUM FINNA
>argues online about game consoles
WE WUZ
>complains about 'niggers'
U SAYIN
>is on government benefits
WE WUZ WHITE GENOCIDE N SHEEIT????

>>72995287
ah yes, the boring friendless wageslave. very impressive.

>>72995262
IF I SHOULD DIE B4 I WAKE
AT LEAST IN HEAVEN I CAN SKATE
CUZ RIGHT HERE ON EARTH I CSNT DO SHIT

>>72995290
What havoc did it wreak exactly?

>>72995161
What?
Oh my bad we use chips for all kind of chips here
I mean potato chips, that is the kind in foil bag at the supermarket

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>neighbors have been shouting for hours

thank god i move today buds

I have a son so at least I've done my part to save the white race

*stands atop a cliff overlooking a liberalised Western Civilisation*
*throws poncho back over my shoulder and grabs for 6 shooter*
*cuts to black*

fin

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>you will never balance a quadruple amputee on your dick while walking around the house doing chores.

>>72995321
Good start

https://youtu.be/j0KYiYMagaA

>starcraft

FOG

Wish I lived in a Yank suburb

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@39.7543087,-75.0926574,3a,75y,92.54h,71.04t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sHO8VjviVPA2wNLWnskixeA!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo2.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DHO8VjviVPA2wNLWnskixeA%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D302.41565%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656

>>72995329
Tfw modded the fuck out of this game and zt2

>>72995333
shes not an amputee

>>72995224
twickenham isnt an hour from central. you can get there in about half

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>>72995313

>>72995313
quality post

gonna have a wank in a minute

>>72995348
Cuz im in too deep
And im trying to keep my heaf from going under

>>72995322
nerve issues, stretch marks, liver/kidney failure, lost almost all my muscle mass, hair is already turning grey(i'm not even 30), i get the shakes uncontrollably and have panic attacks regularly, but worse than all that is i lost all my family and friends

>>72995333
used to date a girl who had an amputated hand

wogs tend to have more children when there IQ is so low all they can do is claim benefits and fuck like rabbits

>>72995333
haha what the fuk is that

>>72995408
Jesus

>>72995408
>hair is already turning grey(i'm not even 30)
Jelly I must say.

cos i FELL IN LOVE
with the girl at the rock show

>>72995354
>mansoor
Rasheed

>>72995262
https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg

primus?

is aspartame safe?

>>72995363
how lad? from central I always took a tube then a bus, but thats because my ex lived between the two haha

give us the lowdown on /Balt/' /cum/ and /ausnz/

imagine being such a pathetic runt that you allow yourself to become addicted to shit-tier alcohol.

things the 17 year old gf has:

chebs
long legs
blue eyes
blonde hair
youthful confidence and promiscuity
rich parents
freckles
promising future

things i have:
/brit/ gimm gimms and Churchill quotes

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>>72995443
yes it's safe

>>72995438
always x

>>72995457
I watched that Louis Theroux doc on alcohol addiction this morning. Was v. sad 2bh.

>>72995454
/cum/ is one of the worst generals on /int/, 99% of the posts are gimmick

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HER NAME IS NOELLE
I HAD A DREAM ABOUT HER
OH HOW SHE ROCKS
IN KEDS IN TUBE SOCKS
SHE DOESNT KNOW WHO I AM
AND SHE DOESNT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ME

think I've got a bit of a bimbo fetish lads

>>72995445
get a train out of waterloo heading for windsor, goes straight to twickenham station

>>72995458
So be better

>getting nasolabial folds from daily chainsmoking

Nah not a fan

>>72995457
this desu
if you're going to be an addict at least get addicted to something good like heroin or crack

>>72995498
CAUSE I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY

>>72995503
bloody hell

have a (you) for your troubles, it's on me

>>72995505
alright

*turns on the 'better' switch*

>>72995514
Grow a beard.

They should develop a cheap, safe and healthy heroin that the regular functioning adult can enjoy in a responsible way

tummy ache

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>im here for the interview

>>72995560
Got one lad. Bearss don't cover folds that begin at your nasion

>>72995551
no problem. yeah dont fuck with the tube when you're going south west, trains are always better

>>72995577
I'm here for my horny pissing session

>>72995539
That's the lyrics?
I guess it was "I'M JUST A TEENAAGE DER BACK BABY"

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>>72995577

I have a REALLY severe case of manboob disorder. I've had it since puberty.

I was trying to find a pic to show you guys, but none of the results for "gynecomastia" on google images are as bad as mine. It's so bad that when I was in High School I had serious doubt I was fully male (which is really fucking hard on a 16 year old guy who had confidence issues already). I've done a lot of research of intersex due to my physiological abnormality, and I know I'm not intersex now, which is good because I've never felt like anything other than male my entire life. I have a 5 inch penis, average male hands, now that I'm in my 20s a beard and proper male pattern body hair. I'm not racked with gender-doubt anymore. I'm just a guy with abnormally large male breasts.

I did drink a lot of milk growing up, and was incredibly sedentary as a teenager. I've been losing weight lately, and the less fat I get, the more I look like some sort of tranny. A 20 y/o with a full beard, but boobs like a woman.

It's not some superficial problem. It's legitimately holding me back in life. It's a major physiological abnormality. Some people find my appearance repulsive, others just very odd. Even I'm disgusted by it. Circus freak type shit.

And this is why I'm a depressive.

What's your fucking problem that you come to this website?

>>72995577
Used massage snd lick my gfs arsehole on the regs

She was oriental

>>72995605
not a digit

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>>72995600

>>72994722
>gets ribs removed so he can suck his own dick
heard marilyn manson did this from a friend of mine back in 2008, haven't bothered to fact-check it though

had me cuppa, now waiting on the poo to be a'brewin tbqh ngl la

>>72995527
morphine addict 2bh

>>72995608
bet you support Israel too

'kin hell lad

>>72995457
imagine being such a pathetic runt you think people get addicted willingly and get to choose what they're addicted to

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>>72995616

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RACEMIXING LADS

>>72995650
FOY

>>72995653
HOW CAN BLACK MEN EVEN COMPETE

>>72995653
Janny is going to pop a blood vessel

GAS ALL AUSSIES NOW

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>>72995653
HELLO FELLOW 'LADS'

HANDYMAN!!!

>>72995653
Janny will be VERY upset about this

>>72995588
What does khat feel like?

>>72995677
Kek

>>72995620
i just fact-checked it and it isn't true

well now we know

beter dan

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>im here for the interview.

>>72995577
You got the job at blacked.com

why don't all the white aussies shag the abo women
then shag the half abo kids when they're old enough
then shag the quarter abo kids when they're old enough

eventually you'd wipe out the abos

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>mfw i find some biscuits

testing to see if I'm still banned

don't think my package is coming today

>>72995608
same lad

used to have this oriental gf who had the arse of a thicc latina, would put my face RIGHT in it whilst she had these leather thigh boots on and id spend about 30 minutes giving it a ruddy old lick

miss her desu

>>72995724
cant tell if thats a horse or a woman

>>72995705
Mild amphetamine high

>>72995732
Nobody wants to take that first bullet

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>>72995756

whomst've arth thou qouthing?

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The absolute state of the alt-right

>>72995763
my package is coming for your mum today

>>72995764
what about the poo and stuff???? seems downright unhygienic

>>72995764
Same lol
Mine had a big round bum and also used to wear kinky boots

Did so much sick shit with that girl
She was also 10 years older than me

bought some clothes that i discovered were manufactured in pakistan so i got a refund.

I remember around 2010 when I thought that Facebook would inevitably fail in short order, just like Myspace did. Yet here we are.

Sometime around 2008, these social media behemoths arose, and don't look to be going away any time soon. It's obvious that they receive state funding and operate at a loss just to monopolize and keep users contained on one site for data mining purposes.

In any event, Youtube is the centralized video uploading site. The state will do everything in it's power to ensure that there is never a major migration away from it. Hell, other corporations probably would prop it up too. They much rather deal with just YT then have to sign contracts to advertise on dozens of decentralized video upload sites.

If you want some degree of freedom, cross uploading is OK, but ultimately you are going to need to own your own website and just post your own content there. And in fact, I am more and more convinced that this is the true life cycle of the internet. Just as with nations, the internet starts out free and open, and is over time consolidated, and consolidated, over and over and over. Until things get so centralized, and so shitty, that the whole system breaks down. I have no idea what the chaotic stage of the internet is going to look like, but it's safe to assume we are all going to love it.

At some point however, the dust will settle and the internet might look reminiscent of maybe the 2003ish internet.
Or to come back more to the point, there will never be a competitor to Youtube. There isn't going to be some rival free speech video upload site, with equal relevancy. Not until the centralization of the internet is destroyed, chaos takes hold, and a period of decentralization reigns. Then, after the reset, as the internet begins to consolidate and get shitty again, some big monopoly video uploading site will exist again, and we can start this cycle over again.

>>72995788
Need to take the rorkes and breed them in cages

imagine the runts we could produce after just a few generations

>>72995788
find me a leftist who isn't a bespectacled landwhale

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>>72995788
Screeching

>>72995814
do you really expect me to read any of that? because i didnt

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hmmm

>>72995843
ants

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>>72995788
CONSERBATISM IS DA NU PUNG ROG

>>72995794
oh she was incredibly clean desu, never had a speck of dirt on her, put my finger in there and it came out bloody clean

>>72995800
same here mate, to the point im honestly scared to piss her off because she has so much on me hahaha, really need to find someone similar

Love how rorkes are simply unable simply unable to comprehend tje complexity of commodity chains and think goods come from a single particular country

JANNY IS DEAD LAD BREAK RULES

>american porn

>female is dumb bimbo that can't do anything around the house
>calls plumbers, two hot guys show up - one black, one latino
>they don't even seem to have the correct tools but get the job done
>she can't afford to pay them (ironic reflection on the American economy)
>corny lines like "why don't you vent MY heatsink"
>proceed to have rough monkeysex

>european pornographiè

>female is in a philosophy class
>she and a friend want to discuss the intricacies of the early Jean-Paul Sartre in more depth
>professor invites them to his office
>they remove their clothes to reinforce the French revolutionary ideas of liberté and égalité
>they have a stimulating discussion on Schopenhauer's views on reflexive unexamined reverence
>the sex is almost an afterthought and portrayed tastefully with slow lingering shots and candles
>another hour of philosophical contemplation while our characters relax in their refractory phase with a glass of 2009 Chateau Margaux Balthazar and slices of Caciocavallo Podolico cheese

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lol, Corbyn behind Nutall

>>72995858
bet it smelt of shit though

>>72995814
you really think the powers that be would just let us have a platform to express ourselves freely?
early 00s internet is never coming back

>>72995868
Yet pakis want to restrict that hmmmm

Going to watch the 5-hour Nier Automata movie instead of playing the game

I honestly think it'll be substantially more enjoyable

>>72995879
ah yes the mongs that listen to the main stream media

>>72995879
>London voters only
Don't care

>>72995858
Going to mines country this summer 7
90% creative sex time 10% sightseeing

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>>72995879
>commie party first
absolute state of london

>>72995879
>Green
Seriously

>>72995870
the only european porn i watch is czech, german porn is weird

>>72995814
read all of this and thoroughly enjoyed it

Thoughts on Brexit? Haven't heard any of your opinions before

>>72995788
was alt-right when it merged with gamergate then I realised the rational people behind gamergate suddenly became unreservedly irrational when it comes to actual politics that don't involve crazies on both sides

still think the majority of blacks are criminals and islam is cancer, just not the irrational stuff haha

>>72995883
wouldn't know

wouldn't care

does anyone here care about gibralter???

Going to take amphetamine and solo saradomin for an hour or two

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>>72995935

>>72995962
yes

>>72995918
corbyn is a shit
even his own party agree

>>72995949
I voted leave because I was bored and I thought it would be funny

and it was

>>72995879
Corbyn is what we need fuck new labour syncophancy

We need radical left to counterbalamce the rorkist tory gov in order to equalise to a centrist politics

>>72995605
I'm a FREAK! Why?!

Why on earth couldn't I have just been born a normal man?

It's no mystery why I've literally never had friends.

How many men with boobs the size of Papayas do you see out in public? I'm 206 lb. It's not even a fat thing. The more weight I lose the the less my belly masks my man boobs. Now it just looks like I have boobs. When I was properly fat, they were less noticable because they rested on my belly. Now they just hang down and flap against my considerably less large belly.

I know about surgery. That's my goal. My mom says I shouldn't have surgery, but seriously holding me back. It's a severe physiological abnormality; like a growth or a benign tumour. It's an excess. Something that shouldn't be on my body.

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plotting a wank

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>>72995879
Only one person can save the Labour party

>>72995928
what country lad?

off to korea myself for a few months soon

>>72995974
why?

>>72995935
I thought labour was the commie party?

>>72995962
well, i made the effort to know how to pronounce it properly so i guess i have a stake in it

>>72995949
remain, I come to this country 3 year ago and like it

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>>72995949
My Thoughts on Brexit?

Early Dinner Table this week in light of last night’s big news about the UK voting to leave the European Union.

I’ve heard/read a bunch of things about this, including the theory that behind this is a similar phenomenon to what’s behind Trump’s success in the US: anger about immigration. But my knowledge on this is pretty thin, as I’m sure it is for many Wait But Why readers.

So those who know a lot about this—tell us what’s going on. Why did this happen? What will it mean for the UK moving forward? How about the rest of the EU? What does it mean for the million Americans currently working in the UK and the million British currently working in the US? Is there any chance France is gonna do a Frexit now? The world economy seems to have dove off a cliff in the immediate aftermath of the vote—is this a short-term dip or the beginning of a long-term recession in the UK, or even across the world?

Thanks.


edit: (Buried in a big post that should be coming out soon. Thanks for being patient with me.)

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>>72995951
As a fellow radical centrist I wholeheartedly agree with you

>>72995879
Corbyn is a meme

>>72996011
Kazakhstan

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Just noticed how so many aussies here are rasheeds

>>72996014
it's called democratic socialism, fascist
this is only down to the press relentlessly attacking corbyn (in most cases deservedly so) and kind of ignoring the gommies masquerading as environmentalists

Could you lads tell me about some gay stuff you've done?

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>>72996048
im a centrist too cause i hate pakis but chips are chips so im some where in the middle

spell icup

nibbba

>>72996093
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sAVkcSmYjK

>>72996075
I like sucking dicks through glory holes at my local public toilet, only ironically though

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>>72996075
sex

>>72995879
>QMUL

Literally a mental case

>>72996123
Tfw never come across a gloryhole

>>72996122
good post

if I ever saw a willy protruding from a glory hole I'd give it a mighty yank and make the sweaty bender on the other side bang his head off the wall

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>Corbyn is a meme

>>72996093
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vd7N1ss04O

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>liking memebyn

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morning lads

Is there a way to proxy US Netflix lads? The UK selection is so shit.

>>72996170
anyoen got the kangaroo fucking autist vocaroo?

>>72995939
>the educated and well earning London public actually believe in people's interests

Really makes you ponder

>>72995982
faultless logic, would've done the same

australia needs a meme protest vote that doesn't go towards le bitter carrot-top lady

>>72996210
fuck off retard

>>72996213
3/10

>>72996262
WHERE'S MY FUCKING STREAM YOU TWAT

>>72996206
www.getflix.com.au
free trial for 14 days
you must change region manually in the account page to US for netflix
then use the smart DNS and disable IPv6, only use IPv4 with their DNSes
also if youve got a dynamic IP (when you reset the router) you can keep getting free trials
but you also need to update your IP every time it changes on the getflix page, otherwise some websites won't load.
if you get a proxy error from netflix try again later, they're usually good to fix it.

>>72995498
>peak Mena Suvari will never ask you to go to the Iron Maiden's concert
just die in my sleep already famalam

>>72996262
>drinking Guinness outside of Ireland + Britain
Disgusting

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>>72996224
t.

cut VAT to below 15%

>>72996315
>british guiness
They use meme nitro

>>72996315
Its okay in Aus too

>>72995994
>in order to equalise to a centrist politics
Under which party? Lib Dems need a Nick Clegg type person who doesn't come with the Nick Clegg baggage, Farron's certainly not that

Corbyn would've been good for the 2015 election, then get rid of him and shift to a more centrist leader (like David Miliband, Keir Starmer or Dan Jarvis)

on the poo again (to the tune of On the Road Again) tbqh ngl la

>>72996334
doing a poo

>>72996338
it's the exact same as the stuff in Ireland

>>72996318
thick and pathetic

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dinner's in the slow cooker lads.

>>72996305
Ta' lad

going to get pissed as a parrot this weekend, and probably do a lot of stuff i'll regret later

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>>72996374

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night lads

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>>72996381
garlic bread?

>>72996362
Nope they like I said you use nitro

>>72996381
really hope that's not chicken breast

what a nice day to sit at my computer and browse the internet :) x

>>72996395
>showering

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>>72996397
GARLIC?

and BREAD?

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>>72996381

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bernie, like corbyn, are too far left to be taken seriously. despite their shouting, people are not ready for socialism, and our society still values a good work ethic. working to better the lives of yourself, your family, and your people is what made us so powerful to begin with. socialism is not the answer to our problems.

>>72996432
>>72996397
unfunny

>>72996395
lifting is for normans

just ate a lovely kfc in the sun on a park bench
not a nonce though

>>72996414
what r u gonna do about it pussy

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>>72996432
IT'S SPITTIN'
IT'S SPITTIN'

EVERYONE IN

Might order subway again for the third time this week

>>72996485
you can get subway delivered?

zach

>>72996405
>nitro
do you mean nitrogen? they use it in ireland too you spacker, for the head

All Guinness for the British isles is brewed in Dublin

>>72996395
>showering
FONT

>>72996501
the one in my town does but the one near my uni doesn't
they're franchises so I guess the franchise owner can put their store on justeat if they feel like it

>>72996451
ME BISCUIT'S FALLEN IN ME BREEEEEEEEEEEW

>>72996472
>>72996432

He's right though

>>72996520
>do you mean nitrogen? they use it in ireland too you spacker, for the head
Literally don't

>>72996466
Chicken breast does not slow cook well - it will be extraordinarily dry and stringy.

Ive been to the guinness brewery and had it right at the source
it's no different from what we get here, or if it is the difference is minimal

>>72996542
that makes sense

Any of you lads wanna come to Whitby and give my nads a slap? No ugly fat cunts like last time though.

>tfw your post is so abhorrent that nobody will even hat it let alone give it a (You)

>>72996333
if only the taliban were better shots 2bh

sesh with the lads tonight
you losers aren't staying in AGAIN are you?

>>72996561
I seared it good before putting it in, you think i'm some sort of amateur? i've done this before, it comes out nice and tender
dont you dare lecture me on cooking

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doing a think

>>72996592
cooking it for your boyfriend?

>>72996589
was going out for dinner but now i am not
blame you desu

>>72996561
shredded spiced chicken breast from the slow cooker in burritos is amazeballs you fucking pleb

>>72996554
thick cunt fuck off

>>72996592
you're slow cooking an extremely lean meat so obviously you need some sort of schooling, or slapping. Enjoy your dry cotton wool in 5 hours.

I am gay! I am gay all day! Yay!
Tonight i went out and had a lovely time with the gf! Restaurant ting. Lovely! Just wonderful. Loved it! So nice! Wine and ting!

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doing a future of humanity

>>72996618
was it with a female?

>>72996621
You're not even Irish lmao

>>72996638
just fuck off

Clearing out my entire 3 years worth of drawings, paintings, sketches etc from my art degree and I found all my contextual studies notes and lectures.

Holy fucking shit I'm stunned I didn't come out of uni a full blown blue hair-dyed SJW communist lefty. I can't believe the shit I was being taught and I didn't notice at the time

>inb4 "art degree"
I know it's a joke but I got a decent marketing job out of it

>amazeballs
get these redditors away from me

>>72996648
obviously you are, nobody british could be this thick.

>>72996645
ye