/brit/

>>72989931
strapping young lad

Spaghetti carbonara

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Glory to the Soviet Union!

stick a pony in me pocket

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me smoking some baccy x

morning /brit/

>>72989919
>>72989921
>>72989938

Real reddit hours on /brit/

meant to be going out but the ol' 'xiety nausea is playing up again

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you will never have a pretty gf

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lads

i need to send a letter
i need to go to the post office
how do i send it
do i walk in and just ask for an envelope
do they stick the stuff on it and then send it
how much is it
why dont they make simple tasks autism-friendly

cara is co-starring in a hollywood flick that looks absolutely atrocious

funny to hear her speak without an accent though

>>72989931
Perfect edition

>>72989949

>>72989974
screeching at you GAYMD poo in loo havent you got to go to /g/ and shill for your shitty product

>>72989983
>youwill never BE a pretty gf

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>ribena's haircut
laugh every time. what a fucking mess.

HATE when i get woken up by the doorbell only to find out theres noone there

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aZuj_SDqDo

This whole saga has me in stitches

Genuinely not sure who is more autistic at this point, Shia or /pol/

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ah yes, london

>>72989983
girls as good as that dont even exist in my life

>>72989998
every film shes been in has been atrocious.

would love to learn to paint

>>72990002
Are you wired up right, you bent twat? Have you misunderstood the nature of the post?

How do I find middle class areas of cities lads?

>>72989983
more than likely true

>>72990027
the fact you are a GAYMD poo in loo who too fucking retarded to find the right board?

fuck off reddit

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Fuck just found out i voted brexit because of Putin

>>72989983
>fat legs
>no tits
>manly facial steucture
>obviously thinning hair
2/10

>>72990013
>blacked
>good
wtf, Ian, I had high hopes on you

>>72989991

get a stamp and an envelope from the newsagent if its just a letter

>>72989991
Want to put you in a cage and study you

>>72990043
>reddit
>huge wall of shoddily written text
yes i will make sure to read every pixel

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>>72990048
>as oppose to

>>72989998
its a french film from a a cult visionary director you dumb cunt
get on my level of kino knowledge

started using vivaldi over chrome after last nights thread
why is every browser that isn't chrome shit

>>72989991
if you don't want to fuck around with stamps, just stick your letter in an envelope, write the address you want to send it to on it, hand it to the person at the post office and say
>I'd like to post this please
They'll ask if you want first or second class (and they might tell you the prices), you decide which you want.
They'll take it, pop a sticker on it and put it in the bag ready for collection by the post man.
They'll tell you it's done and they might give you a receipt.

Easy peasy.
I believe in you.

>>72989983
Jokes on you, I fucked my pretty gf last night :-)

>>72990040
>slags off amd
>hurr durr u r gaymd shill

Are you just fucking thick? What did you not understand about this post you rancid paki weirdo?>>72989879

>>72990066
Everyone on /Brit/ browses reddit

>>72990043
do you think the russian hackers boogeyman will ever be dropped by the leftists?

Rorke's on the ropes. As usual.

amdedditors should kill themselves

>>72990043
leftists are losing their fucking minds over the fact that people have immigrants and multiculturalism
Fucking bizarre that they think this grand conspiracy of Russia controlling every right wing group in Europe but at the same time call right wing people conspiracy nuts when its said that russia spread marxism all over the west

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtH_6fVLHgk
chyoon

>ribena
genuinely have no clue who this is
ive seen the picture for yonks, ut i always thought it was someone called pakiboo or poleaboo or something idk
ive been coming here for 4 years now but i never grasp the memes/trips/resident posters
i mean i remember fuck all about craven/lisicki etc

>>72989879
this is not valid criticism

AKA:

NOT AN ARGUMENT

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>W-AHT YOU DONT LIKE AMD

howling at your insecurity

Why do these men who want to be known as women think that by simply wearing a dress and having long hair makes it so?

>>72990054
what? I don't even know who they are

>>72990121
you fucking retarded?

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HOL UP
*sips tea*
I SAY DEAR BOY
*bins knife*
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME
*buys pint*
THAT
*drives on proper side of the road*
EXCUSE ME KIND SIR
*rules the waves*
THAT WE ACTUALLY
*loses empire*
EXCUSE ME
*colonises*
YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT
*leaves EU*
WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIET?

poo

Aye whit kin ae fuckin tory bawbag disnae type on thee intarnet wi ae ritartit accent likes

>>72990154
no but i am on the autism spectrum

>>72990070
classy handsome guy

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Donald dump is DONE, his supporters kids gonna get BLACKED by DIVERSITY and we're legalising MILLIONS of immigrants
I think these people have cock in hand while typing these

remember when i went to paris for the first time and i thought id be able to walk around at night with all the comfy lights on and have a constant loop of the les mis soundtrack in my head

turns out it stinks of piss everywhere and is full of fresh off the boat africans

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Fucking state of this paki spacker who misunderstood a post then got mad because he dpesn't know how to read properly

>>72990157
reverse racism

72990157
You posted this yesterday and it wasn't worth the bandwidth then either

>>72990121
poleaboo/ribena/manica/pakiboo is a paki who gained notoriety for filming his polish roommate in the bathroom and posting it on /r9k/ and other places. then he got caught and decided he was transgender and took the girl who he stalked's name
some other stuff has happened but that's the main part

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>Mon dieu, why would you want to leave L'Union Européenne anon? Don't you like Corsican girls?

>>72989983
>i will never have a gf
>i will never have JUST an f

>>72989960
looks like that one bird

you know the one i mean

>>72990130
AMD products are shit, you fucking bender.

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>>72990148
sarah snyder is the white one and she used to date jaden smith until she cheated on him with another black guy

>>72990182
only "big" city i didn't experience this is in is amsterdam tbqh

>>72990181
Don't understand why you'd post a picture here that clearly has voting and comments. Why don't you just go talk about it over there?

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Here are two more roses.

>>72990205
nothing wrong with AMD products

>>72990190
alright i wasnt aware about the roomate but i do remember him/her/it always going on about holding in shits for several days

nippin t'offies
newon wontowt?

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>AMD poo still cant fucking give an argument over his dribble

>>72990148
left girl is Jayden Smith's (or whatever is his is) girlfriend

>>72990220
phhwwwooooaaaaar

where THE FUCK did amer go

Guys, as of today can we all stop objectifying women?
On the count of three, let's just all stop okay?
1... 2..... 3.......

>>72990157
king tut was so malformed from incest that i don't know why they'd be happy about that

>>72990221
Sure, if you're a bender who plays with his own shit.

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>>72990220
another slavnigger

Bizniss idea: Gonnae type wi a sco'ish accent tae annoy fowk likes

>>72990215
>>72990244

Why do you even know this runty shit? Sort yourself out

>>72990260
not an argument

>>72990181
cannot fucking wait for the arse to fall out of that country

>>72990218
I still find central, 'wealthy' London to be pretty comfy, it just isn't very calm.

Never been to Amsterdam but my parents have and they said the exact same thing you did

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>misinterprets an argument
>gets mad despite essentially agreeing with it

'Fucking howling at this dumb paki.

What is AMD guys?

>>72990274
because she's fit and i like looking at her photos

>>72990157

>HOLD UP
>*sips tea*
>I SAY DEAR BOY
>*bins knife*
>SO YOU'RE TELLING ME
>*buys pint*
>THAT
>*drives on proper side of the road*
>EXCUSE ME KIND SIR
>*rules the waves*
>THAT WE ACTUALLY
>*loses empire*
>EXCUSE ME
>*colonises*
>YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT
>*leaves EU*
>I BEG YOUR PARDON
>*adds milk to tea*
>I'M RATHER SORRY
>*enacts American interests*
>YOU'RE TELLING ME THE FACT IS
>*suppresses uprising*
>BY JOVE
>*holds a referendum*
>GREAT SCOTT
>*pays television license*
>I HAVE BEEN INFORMED
>*queues orderly*
>DO YOU MEAN THAT
>*claims land*
>WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIET?

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>>72990005

>>72990275
Typical scat-loving queer response.

>>72990291

Africans Mining Diamonds lad

>>72990291
Anal Migger Dick

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the english rose was BUILT to be fucked by canadian

prove me wrong

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>amd poo STILL to inbred to give realize he cant read

>>72990291
Age-related macular degeneration

>>72990316
>realize
fuck off yank

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New car lads
going to pick me mum up from bingo in a mo

>>72990259
everyone was doing incest back in the day lad

>>72990316
>>72990284
who are you talking too?

are you too much of an anxiety ridden spacker to actually talk to people directly?

>>72990331
fuck off pajeet

terrible thread

highlights have been the spacker who cant send a letter and the 'you will never have a pretty gf' post

absolutely dire aside from them

>>72990291
All My Dildos m8

>>72990314
the only people who will want a canadian are farmers eyeballing a massive piece of land

what's wrong with AMD?

>>72990314
She will fuck whoever she fucks, she has total control over her own body.
But saying that, she wants my cock.

so how do you all feel knowing within your lifetime Britanistan and Eurabia will never recover from whats already been done

>>72990336
but they were doing it to a point that he likely died from it

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>AMD POOJEETS ARE STILL THIS INBRED

At the uni pub boys AMA

>>72990314
>canadian
doesn't exist unless you're talking about featherheads or eskimos mon frere

egg

being a girl on average is easier than being a bloke, but being an ugly girl is dante must die mode

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>ruining your life for this

>>72990344
its because someone misread a post from the last thread and instead of acknowledging his mistake or just keeping quiet is sperging out

pan hot

>>72990385
you think it isn't the same for ugly men?

do not quite understand how trannies think that they know that they're a tranny from a very young age

Lads, quick question.

I'm a software engineer in Sweden and since salaries are so shit here I am considering getting a job in London and moving there. I am relatively wealthy and software engineering jobs pay well, is London a good place for me?

>>72990411

why would you understand if you're not them

>>72990194
it's ok that nobody replied to this post

i appreciated this post

i appreciated it

>>72990398

but the other cunt is just as annoying now

longing for an appearance from poley or turtle. maybe even phimosis

>>72990385
honestly i don't think i could handle getting periods (especially the first one), getting creeped on as soon as i developed tits, not being allowed to have anything more than a perfectly flat stomach and having to wear a new outfit every time i left the house.
also bras seem annoying

>>72990410
no because men have assets other than their looks

that said, being a short man is probably almost as hard as being an ugly woman

>>72990338

Whomst*

>>72990441
>>>/reddit/

>>72990411
always confused me as well, they're not a girl so how do they know they're a girl? because they get hard whenever they stick a dress on?

freaks the lot of them

>>72989938 this dumb paki replies to this post >>72989879

>>72990424
it makes no logical sense

>>72990411
figure it must be like how you've felt like a bloke your whole life, but everyone keeps insisting you wear women's clothes

>>72990410
plenty of ugly men can either luck into relationships with hot women or just get rich enough to attract one looking for stability
ugly women never get this, best is one night stands with chad

>>72990418
Brixton is a good area for you.

>yank on question time

how come they sound so weird when speaking with brits but normal when on their own shows?

>>72990436
i heard girls who take birth control don't have 'riods, although the data's a little foggy on that one

>>72990411

>Trying to understand mentals

>>72990459

it probably does if you're a tranny lad

>>72990467

What kind of area is Brixton?

>>72990434
>>72990398
>>72990385
>>72990436
>>72990438
>>72990463
>>72990475

/brit/ is not for you. please leave.

>>72990452
>because they get hard whenever they stick a dress on
don't think it's a sex thing for most of them lad

>>72990460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMqZ2PPOLik

>>72990467
>>72990467
>>72990467

I'm considering moving to Belgravia or Knightsbridge, I hear they are good areas and I have some friends who live around those parts. Am I thinking correctly or should I live somewhere else?

>>72990452
nah i got hard from wearing my sister's thong once but i don't think im a girl

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>he uses amd products

>>72990475
birth control doesn't disable periods but it can make them occur less often and be less problematic

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>>72990379
ok

the english rose was built to be fucked by the anglo-franco-slav

(old stock anglos and frogs consider themselves "ethnic canadians" btw")

>>72990493

SHAN'T

>>72990493
I'm glad someone said it.

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pic related

>>72990512
Brighton is for you

>>72990493
Best time to come on /brit/ is 3-7pm. There's hardly any Aussies on here and it's fucking good.

>>72990526
*can't read anything you said because illiterate*
*has a fit*

brexit is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled

>>72990550
"canadian"

>>72990418
>is London a good place for me?
honestly, london has all the drawbacks of megacities (everything is expensive, rent is through the roof, overcrowded, minorities everywhere, the people around your age that you do meet are standard yuppie arseholes, everywhere is polluted, getting from A to B is hell etc etc) but there isn't really any positives over other megacities, it's just not very nice desu

>>72990564
>not knowing how to greentext

alri newtwat

>>72990550
censuses don't really work for demographics or religion

yuppies are mentally ill

>>72990528
>ethnic canadians

HOWLING

this isn't a choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvTRZJ-4EyI

How fucking mad is this paki?

>>72990599

I see, I live in Stockholm right now but I feel like everyone here is so cold and distant and it is very difficult to make friends. Maybe it's not different in London and I may be romanticising it.

>>72990632
can't understand why anyone would want to subject their ears to this rubbish

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https://twitter.com/BevHillsAntifa/status/847591420965691392

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN2T6uDQmvU
>100 infrastructure

>>72990550
>brampton, ontario
kek

>>72990693
>Beverley Hills Antifa
obviously a joke

>>72990693
fucking L O L

working on /gf2017/ atm lads, been talking with a qt for a couple weeks and now shes started copying my style of writing and vocabulary
i assume thats good but im not sure, its annoying though
>>72990693
>troll account
ah yes how funny

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>>72990693

>>72990693
fake

>>72990221
You mean other than being generally poor in performance and quality as well as prone to overheating?

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>>72990785
this
nobody would touch our comrades and live to tell the tale

>>72990820
no one cares nerd

>>72990832
good post fellow comrade

>>72990841
And no one cares about your life. End it.

>>72990650
London is similar, people are constantly moving in and out of London too so making lasting friendships is hard. That's the way I see it, maybe i've had a bad experience but I moved there for work after I graduated and moved back up north to Manchester after 3 years

>>72990832
me with the sign

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wSWqMS14c0

Looks like *insert /brit/ personality here* has got a job in a pancake kitchen lads haha

Going to work in a bit

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>>72990888
more like

>>72990907
Why are mongs allowed in the kitchen?

>>72990907
told you i had a job lol

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>>72990907

fuck off, don't have anything against the retardeds but imagine trying to eat and hearing that from the kitchen

>>72990978
howling

>>72990907
hope they were laughing at him and not with him

>>72990561
yeh, but then you get the fucking leafs on here who are just as bad.

hate them both. /brit/ is fucking awful when they're on here desperate to be noticed with their shitty forced banter

>>72990907
>>72990923
why aren't these things terminated, or at the very least drown at birth?

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>>72990923
>picture on the right
>tfw i'm 90% sure thats my city

Got rained off again for fuck sake. Could do with the money. 4g of coke last weekend and I expect similar this weekend

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>>72991056
soon

>>72990832
bet even i could spark these mongs out before they get their weapons up

got called a nonce in greggs

feel grotty
truly
grotty

EUGH
slay me where I SIT

>>72990820
>poor in performance
they're fine for their price points, and their new cpus are decent and will get better with time
>prone to overheating
no?

If I wear a blonde woman I would have a black boyfriend and wife husband.

Fuck me just buy a console. You wouldn't build your own car would you

>>72991124
Bet you can't even leave the house without quivering

>>72991168
didn't know ed gein had gay jungle fever haha

IF YOU DONT KNOW ME BY NOW

YOU WILL NEVER NEVER NEVER KNOW ME

>>72991187
Agreed

PCfags are autists

>>72991190
says more about them than me

studies show the only brits who want aussies out of /brit/ have a dark complexion

>>72990009
Finland next

>>72991214
Wouldn't want to know you, you boring cunt,

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Why is /brit/ doing this to me

Really its very heart is Platonism mixed with Catholic ideas of purity and Eastern esotericism (especially Muslim and Hindu).

>>72991187
What if I want to do more than play games?

ONE

TWO

When he was young you'd not find him doing well in school
His mind would turn unto the waters
Always the focus of adolescent ridicule
He has no time for farmer's daughters
Alienated from the clique society
A lonely boy finds peace in fishing

His mother says John this is not the way life's supposed to be. Don't you see the life that you are missing?

AND HE SAYS
When I grow up I want to be
One of the harvesters of the sea
I think before my days are done
I want to be a fisherman.

>>72991068
Is he right, are refugees welcome there?

>>72991241
Based Lionbro

>>72991241
The rats are the patrician choice

>>72991241
the hunter, just climb in a tree and have him shoot the birds lmao

>>72991187
>using a pc just for video games

ah yes the proverbial mong

>>72991239
shut you're mouth mate

>>72991241
3 bears is the only choice

>>72991256
Get a laptop like everyone else. Not hunched over in a dark corner clicking away

>>72991322
fucking dislike normies

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>>72991241
why, the bears of course

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> self immolation isn't a viable form of prote-

>>72991300
And what are you doing? Only other thing that could need that is some nerdy boring shite like editing or design

>>72991322
whats special about chandler?

>>72991316
but laptops are shit compared to a multi-monitor high spec PC. Also how do you not hunch with a laptop compared to a desktop and a good chair?

>>72991305
>you're

Utter pleb, I will equalise you

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>>72991190
*blocks your path*

oi lads, wanna hear a joke? a paki, a tranny and an autists walk into my fist *punches you in the face*

>>72991322
Genuinely unironically know two of these people

*makes my way down town*

>>72991190
Working today lad?

>>72991357
programming, web design
yes

it's a good setup because I can do some work and then play video games
and the video games will actually run well and have mods unlike on consoles
also consoles aren't really a plug and play system anymore so the only reason to have them has gone out of the window

>>72991373
multi-monitor is true autism

>>72991264
in rusholme and levenshulme, sure

>>72991382
I love how gays appropriated skinhead fashion
it retroactively makes all skinheads look like a bunch of benders

lads

is 'moni' pakipoo?

>>72991416
It's handy as fuck, also my 3rd is the television for my bedroom so I can watch movies and shit.

>>72991373
The fuck do you need all that for? Imagine actually spending enough money to buy a car or go on a very nice vacation on a fucking Facebook device lmao

newfriend alert

*walking fast*

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>Clean it up wagecuck!

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>70% of Men Aged 20-34 Are Not Married

>Far too many young men have failed to make a normal progression into adult roles of responsibility and self-sufficiency, roles generally associated with marriage and fatherhood,

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/barbara-hollingsworth/bachelor-nation-70-men-aged-20-34-are-not-married

So /pol/, are you an unmarried man-child?

>>72991409
What are you on about, I don't have to download a million programs and viruses and the spend half a day fixing errors to play a game on the console

got a runny nose lads
it's driving me INSANE

>>72991435
ironically skinheads appropriated it from jamaicans

>>72991458
Just because all you do is 4chan, facebook and Reddit doesn't mean that's all everyone else uses a computer for m8.

>>72991480
*cleans you up instead (reem and heem, as i like to call it)*

>>72991480
i fucking hate americans

>>72991495
I've been in a relationship for 3 years with no intention of getting married

>>72991480
i worked in a cinema for a few years

pretty comfy ngl

debating whether to attempt a wank in the shower or not

>>72991495
Never even kissed a girl. Doubt I'll ever get married.

>>72991458
>vacation
FUCK
OFF
YANK

>>72991510
And what are you doing? L33t hacker? Hahaha lmao

copious amounts of water added to my semen makes it VERY sticky

>>72991498
consoles used to just be plug and play
now you have to download updates and that can take a while

and on a pc you don't have to download a million programs and viruses aren't an issue unless you're a mong
>spend half a day fixing errors
there's really not many errors on pcs these days

in the 90s you'd be right and consoles would be better, but it's 2017 and things have moved on a fair bit

>>72991582

combine it w/ tissue paper and you'll make yourself some superglue lad

>>72991571
this is a website of spiteful cunts

>>72991408
Yeah, I'm off in a few minutes

>>72991590
Sure I'll just wait a literal full year to play new games like gta 5, or get broken games that they just give up on like that batman. I get it you've spent a lot of money on it and have to justify your purchase but it's just embarrassing

business idea: add copious amounts of water to my semen with some tissue paper and sell it as superglue

Business idea: wait outside manchester victoria station for poley to walk out of it and then beat him up and mug him

note to gchq: I will not actually be doing this

>>72991571
and yet redpillers will still try to pretend being a non-pretty girl isn't the worst situation

>>72991495

>*Doesn't give you a chance at a job you qualify for*
>"It's your fault"!

Hmm...............................

>>72991623
ah yes gta 5 and those shitty batman games are certainly the only games available

most games run fine and have no issues and they release at the same time as the console games

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Have you ever touched a penis that wasn't your own?

Will Elliot Rodger be seen as a significant figure in the future? Most Muslim shooters are vapid zealots and most school shooters are just generic bullied kids or mentally disturbed. Rodger spawned an unusually large debate on the nature of gender relations in the US.

going to buy some mints
breath absolutely reeks

>>72991677
mong
just brush your teeth properly
clean your tongue

>>72991657
You seem to be missing the point. New big games run shite or just don't come out at all. I don't want to play indie retro game number 552575 of the year

Off to work now

>>72991631
Oh, I'm practically wetting myself over threats from an overweight virgin who hasn't left the house in 5 years

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who tuk my cookie from jar

@72991687
don't recall asking for your input

anon stole the cookie from the cookie jar

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>>72991702
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW YOU PAKI CUNT

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Wish i could see which images would give me the most (you)s ahead of time

>>72991734
no i didnt cunt it was that yank

haven't got anything nice in for lunch might go get 'dogs at the butchers

>>72991694
nah you're wrong
most "big games" run absolutely fine on pc
ubisoft games and that one batman game might run terribly, but most games run just fine

quick someone call me based

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Think this looks sufficiently comfy

>>72991791
what on earth are you supposed to do with all that space

it appears that >>72991772 is based in germany

used to be really into football when I was a teenager but now I don't give a shite

>>72991844
wank in all rooms while you laugh about londoners living in their cages

>>72991859
ooh

that's a good idea

>>72991769
At the end of the day you spend 1500 quid to have your games look slightly (Imperceptible to all but the most obsessed pc nerds) better than mine. I'm sure your extra 6 pixels were worth the money and hassle lmao

fuck off amd cucks

>>72991844
parties


also it goes quite quickly

Main Hall
Dining Room
Drawing Room
Games Room/Billiards Room
Living Room
Library
Study
Kitchen
Unspecified room
Bedrooms

bought a bunch of potted herbs lad.

made some fish steaks with the rosemary yesterday.

>>72991856
Good. Honestly morons who are heavily invested in millionaires kicking a ball about are wankers

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I'm replacing all my underwear with bodysuits.

It's easier than having to decide on two pieces of undergarments every morning.

>>72991892
ah but I don't just play games on a pc do I? you dumb cunt
there's a shitload of other stuff you can do on a pc

>>72991908
Watching athletes with superior bodies do what you can't do on a competitive level like they do is literally cucking yourself, especially if you pay for tickets/merchandise

>>72991322

Chandler: *Is sitting*
Sheldon: "You're in my spot."
Chandler: "Your spot? What, did you write your name on it or something?"
Sheldon: "... You're still in my spot."
House and Sherlock: "Idiots."
Tony: "No, but it is a Stark Industries chair. So my name's on it. So get up."
Jack: "Unless of course, he knew you would have your name on the chair so he sat there anyways because he was expecting you to say that but you weren't expecting him to expect you to say that, so he was going to sit there regardless of whose name was on the chair. Savvy?"
Sherlock: "Stop talking. You're lowering the IQ of the entire street."
Chandler: "Stop arguing! You're tearing this family apart!"
Sheldon: "Bazinga."

>>72991899
5 of those are unnecessary

>>72991899
all I need is a decently sized bedroom, a bathroom and a kitchen
mind you I'm a bit of a minimalist...

>>72991942
Horrible, take a lap

>>72991911
what if you need to poo/pee?

>>72991942
Fucking kill yourself this instance, redditard

>>72991906
> rosemary and fish
hmmmmmm

rosemary and garlic roast potatoes get me pinging off the walls though

>>72991943
Most thins are unnecessary, doesnt mean you shouldnt have them or want them.

>>72991955
Dont have people round often?
Its good to have the space to be able to set yourself a routine, and to spend time at home without feeling a bit shut in

>>72991942
i know you copied and pasted this but im still massively disappointed in you

>>72991983
tuna steak, garlic, hint of lemon, covuple rosemary leaves. grilled on the ole cast iron pan

peng

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>>72991942
not impressed by the low energy from house

>boss just showed me something work related on the internet
>"alizee singer feet" was in the search bar the entire time

ahaha oh god

>>72991993
everything you use or would use is necessary. this doesn't apply to those rooms.

>>72991993
don't have any friends

any extra space would just be entirely unused

>>72992018
patrician taste desu

>>72991977
There's a land for that. One they don't print on maps.

>>72992050

>>72992019
Have a dinner in the dining room with your friends and their wives, drink and talk in the drawing room before having a dinner, play games afterwards in the games room.

Next day go watch tv in the living room, work in the study or read a book in the comfy library


>>72992023
many acquaintances though?

>>72992023

You can rent the extra space to students/pakis

passed the fast stream assessment centre

now have to do a stream specific test ffs

already have a really good job, and im not sure the fast stream is even worth it.

any streamers in to help me make a decision