/brit/

boobs

why do english girls go so crazy with the makeup and 'tan'

posting a thread before the bump limit should result in a perma rangeban

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Very successful thread lads, thank you for the (You)s, here's to the next one.

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arse gf

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I picked this team to support because that's the team closest to where my British cousin lives. She doesnt like soccer but I do


R8 my choice

>>72987862
Because makeup and clothing is to them what /brit/ and gimmicks are to us.

>>72987892
I support Middlesbrough because that's where my highschool soccer coach is from

>>72987892
terrible and its not like yank or aus sports where in 20 years they might be good
they'll always be terrible

anyone here ever tried to off themselves

what's the best way, was thinking hanging because it's quite iconic

we don't need no education

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BEAST

sometimes i agree with a yank post

but i shan't give them a (you)

>>72987923
wizardchan is full of people who unironically tried to kill themselves and not a cry for attention type shite either they're just massively incompetent

>>72987876
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what are (You) gonna do now, chump?

>>72987923
Enjoy when it goes wrong and you end up paralysed and shitting into a bag

>>72987930
bring back hanging

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>>72987923
go out with a bang

>>72987930
why can't brown people control their lust? seriously what's wrong with them?

>>72987930
I felt my dick move

>>72987923
the best legal way is an exit bag with inert gas
the best simple way is hanging
the best way is pentobarbitone from the dark net

>>72987836
Good luck getting cask ale in the US loool

>>72987930
>Mohamed Amrani

are there any non paki rapists in britain?

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>>72987923
meet me in a bar and say something i dont like the sound of

>>72987960
>society will never be as edgy as it was in the 90s

just get the upcoming nuclear holocaust over with already

Good luck with that, my town's already got one inn, and two taverns, what's a pub to the mix

>>72987987
>legal way

it's illegal to commit suicide

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>>72987930
she must be one top fucking MILF for him to not even be able to change out of his scrubs

>>72987995
yeah but they're women so nobody gives a fuck

>>72987980
At full mast myself

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>>72987923
if you do hanging made sure you get a stable ceiling

Tried once and the ceiling collapse and when I woke up my dad punched me in the face

>>72987990
my town has an english pub complete with cask ale

fella who runs it is quite nice
never asked why he left england though

>>72988017
only in the 3rd world

Janny was NOT happy about my thoughts on early thread comments on drumpf

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>>72988048

>>72987995
yes actually pakistanis are underrepresented in crime just go to /r/uniteedkingdom for the proof

>>72987923
cut your own head off with a chainsaw

>mum on her own with a baby, a dog and a shit load of bags struggling to get around

Why do they do this? Ditch the dog for Christ's sake.

The gf has unironically tried to kill herself.

Once by drinking bleach, she left the glass beside her bed and her mum happened to walk in just when she was going to drink it.

Second time she tried to stab herself in the stomach with a knife in front of her dad, didn't even draw blood, he just walked up to her and took it away.

If she ever tries that shite with me I am going to laugh in her stupid fucking face.

Are women even human lads?

>Christopher Nolan and Sofia Coppola urge fans to watch films in cinemas, not on Netflix
shan't be going outside thanks

it's raining and much needed

wash away all the pollen

>>72988055
the thought police were onto him

>>72988116
ah yes, women """"""""attempting"""""""" suicide

>>72988048
do people actually off themselves or this a meme

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>>72987836
Good plan

going to learn imperial measurements

I've just ironically unironically ironically masturbated in front of my mum. I got the impression that if weren't related she would have fucked me and eaten my cum

>>72988138
let's see pay to go sit in a disgusting cinema filled with cretinous normies of all stripes or stay home get comfy and fire up kodi

believe their plea will fall on deaf ears

Are men even human girls? Responsible for the VAST majority of bad stuff in history

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>If she ever tries that shite with me I am going to laugh in her stupid fucking face.

>>72988138
i think we're rapidly progressing towards a world where nobody ever leaves their house except for work

soon enough we'll have robots taking all the jobs and there'll implement universal basic income and then work will be obsolete too

>>72988179
gay lad with no dad?

What happened to the speedlads?

>>72988166
1950s america was the pinnacle of human civilization

>>72988189
My first 'dora pic on my new pc.
Thanks lad

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>1950s america was the pinnacle of human civilization

>>72988217
>t.fascist

>>72988179
i used to whip out my cock and start wanking in front of my mum so she'd stop nagging me and get out of my room

normbles

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>i used to whip out my cock and start wanking in front of my mum so she'd stop nagging me and get out of my room

stop fucking fedoraing me

solja boy

turtlemong hasn't done an ol' 'cide yet

t. knower

The schoolgirl looked gorgeous today

>tfw got on the wrong train

Rrreeee

PENIS IN VAGINA GOES

IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT

>>72988264
dont see the problem with him he looks like a handsome fella

thinking about establishing my own /brit/ persona so people will stop accusing me of being turtleneck lad and phimosislad

>>72988179
Details la

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>stop fucking fedoraing me

>>72988300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3pYeXtWBnw

not taking another bite of this substandard nectarine

POLICE CAR GOES

NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6ng3Ktm8KI

>>72988313
he looks like he's about to do the next port arthur

>>72988184
At least we did shit

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>The schoolgirl looked gorgeous today

>>72988346
daddy howard took our guns and made sure that would never happen again

>>72988313
he's but benis in bagina so i don't think he has any problems as far as /brit/ goes

>>72987862
because they're VAPID

>>72988283

turtle is a normie

>>72988230
Fascism is the application of aesthetic theories onto the political and social sphere combined with the idea that reality is fluid and tied to metaphysics, meaning that presentation and ritual can have real observable impacts on reality.

really its very heart is Platonism mixed with Catholic ideas of purity and Eastern esotericism (especially Muslim and Hindu).

>>72988303
Find sex a bit monotonous tb h

Wish there was another way you you could do it, might make it a bit more interesting

>>72988048
jesus christ man

You're fucking useless you know that

just stepped on my $150 sunglasses and irreparably fucked them

oh well

my head is comically large

i dunno what part of my genetics to blame for this

just found out harry potter is set in the 90s

that explains why there's no computers at hogwarts

>>72988394
jinkies

>>72988394
hope they were oakleys

harry shitter had yellow fever LMAO

>>72988380
closer to failed normie iah

>>72988436

they were arnettes

>>72988386
from what I have heard on the grape vine, you can stick it in the fabled clitoris for added pleasure

walked past some girl today lads, probably half paki, wearing the shortest school uniform i've ever seen

sincerely hope she's 16, feeling very noncey

I give my liiife
not for honour
but for youuuuuuuuu

oakleys are only acceptable for sport

as casual wear they look absolutely horrendous

>>72988454
don't pretend to be me

they were ray bans obviously, everyone wears ray bans these days

>>72988452
what is it about beta males seemingly all having yellow fever?

>>72988415
my head is large but it doesn't look any larger than normal for some reason
t. my school hat was 2 sizes bigger than my friends

>>72987836
I bet opening an irish pub in america would be top comfy desu

>>72988461
Enjoy getting honour killed la

>>72988453

>king of King Street
>attends elite university
>multiple goth gyals on rotation

dont even kid yourself bro dont even kid yourself

dad said irish americans are more irish than the irish

>>72988478
wayfarer or aviator

>>72988491
the place would get trashed from bar fights every night

>>72988464
they were a favourite of the woodwork teachers

Do you lads reckon wearing smart-ish black shoes casually makes you a wanker?

>>72988492
if her family like that she'd be long gone with what she was wearing

dunno like, I'm 20 so a 16 year old is still the same age gap between my actual girlfriend and me so its justifiable

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>>72988518
like this

>>72988518
clubmaster

what do you think i am, a conformist?

>>72988492
Honour killing is when they kill the woman you spastic

>>72988502
I dropped out of my Masters a few days ago haha

>>72988549

yeah they don't go well with anything. unless they're boots

>>72988553
>16 year old girlfriend

Literal nonce what the fuck

>>72988556
I guess I must live under a rock. I didn't know it was 1999 again.

>>72988559
the hipster choice

>>72988583
my girlfriend is 24 haha

silly sod

>>72988575

hmmm. what course and why

hope its not the ol' 'pression

>>72988592
also the nonce choice >>72988363

>>72988490
it's hard for me to find good looking sunglasses that fit my face

>>72988559
bit gay

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>Bus strike has now turned into a bus and train strike
>no transport from my village into dublin now
>email boss to say I'll be late
>boss says I can work from home

>>72988608
Political Economy
it's full of communists so I'm going to change to either Art Curating or Museum and Heritage Studies

>>72988589

my mum bought me them for christmas

>>72988604
How'd you pull that one off la?

My gf is 20 but has the mind of a child tb h

>>72988534
my friends dad owned one in Germany for years and never had that problem

>>72988618
glasses don't fit comfortably for me either but its more to do with the large bump on the bridge of my nose from falling face first a lot as a child

>>72988549
anything aside from sneakers or sperrys looks silly for casual wear

>>72988628

do you have to wait another semester?

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>>72988394
>>72988436
>tfw have a ~$450 pair of polarized Oakley's that I've literally worn once

redpill me on marina and the diamonds

>>72988648
yeah but your place would be full of muh heritage americans trying to out-irish each other

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>>72988668
my brother got me a pair of polarized aviators for chrissy once but then i realised they didn't suit me so i never worn them

>>72988668
start fishing

>>72988621
based strikes

>>72988682

decent songs and DECENT chebs

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These are the people I hate the most

>>72988709
why? the article is the one attributing it to 'population meme' they're just making a smart financial decision

>>72988695
Yeah these ones don't suit me at all and I never go out in the sun anyway

>>72988697
The only fishing I'm really interested in is squid fishing which is obviously done at night

>>72988709
Not even human

Socrates, Aristotle, or Plato?

>>72988491
"irish" pub, stop stealing our culture

>>72988664
all of the sunglasses made especially for large heads look absolutely atrocious so i just make do with a pair of wayfarers

>>72988709
that's unfair on the child most of all

Veal parmesan sandwich? Fuck you

>>72988730
That seems to be a direct quote, no

>>72988743
Nietzsche

>>72988709
You hate people that don't recklessly and idiotically shit out children at the tax payers expense?

>>72988709
never ever marry a woman who won't take your last name

>>72987836
This is unironically a good idea provided you open it in the right location

>>72988733
sell them on ebay

having more than 2 children is nigger tier

>>72988761
no i didn't make a mistake fuck you

Thought I was a terrible person until i got a gf and she showed what an awful human being it is possible to be

>>72988784
goldstein

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>Nietzsche

>>72988667
yeah
might look for a full time job

>>72988774
thinking about delaware

how many friends do you have

never worn a watch
irritate my wrists

I think 3 children is ideal. 2 is completely fine though, especially if you luck out with 1 girl 1 boy.

>>72988790
Being aussie is a mental illness

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>having more than 2 children is nigger tier

>>72988807
0 for the past two years or so

>>72988793
if you ever want to feel better about yourself, watch literally any reality tv show

>>72988709
people that don't want children are just selfish cunts desu. They want to continue having 2 holidays a year rather than doing something worthwhile

having children at all is a retarded decision
>but muh legacy, muh white race

>>72988784
on my road theres not one family with less than 2 kids
ireland will save the irish race desu

>>72988836
She is basically a kardashian

>>72988830
haha are you me

>>72988830
better than negative

gonna have 8 lids myself

some of whom shall be mixed race

they'll include japanese, swedish, italian and greek (the girls) the lads will all be fully irish

>>72988837
talk about brainwashed

>>72988642
no idea mate

she's not childish but I definitely think her brain is a couple of years younger than how I expected a 24 year old to act

>brown people move to white countries
>white countries eventually become brown countries and just as shitty

where do they go next?

might have a bunch of nigger kids just so I can piss off /pol/

greatly appreciate fedora posters

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>when scots write in their accent

46% of babies born in the UK are from mothers with foreign backgrounds

>>72988907
yellow countries

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>Someone named mohammed bought my eBay auction

>Is from Yorkshire

>>72988887
what are irish genes like? can you grow a full beard? i have a lot of irish heritage and i want to know who to blame for my pathetic facial hair

gta IV is 10 years old next year

>>72988916
is nae an acksent, its a oown langwij

>when your gf is a bit of a plebbo

hhmmm

>>72988931
what were you selling?

>>72987930
HILLINGDON MENTIONED

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>>72988921
almost half of kids born in the UK are from mothers who are not even married

>>72988957
I import chink shit and resell it

>>72988931
i actually believe i would have cancelled

applying for the Australian Museum

>have skin infection on everything below waist (and elbows and face and scalp)
>see a doctor
>"okay, use this cream for 4-6 weeks"
>a fucking 30g tube
>use it all in 2 days
>wait a week for a new appointment
>go back
>"I'll give you a repeat script"
>get more cream
>use it in a few days
>go pick up some more
>"sorry, can't give you any more until next month"
It's like they don't even want to help

>>72988931
Selling weapons on eBay is illegal sweetie. Enjoy a visit from the bobbies.

>>72988948
Need to go back to Liberty City and expand it a bit. Comfy place, Los Santos is shit.

>>72988969
Marriage is fucking stupid unless you're religious

>>72988935
it's takes a few years of maturity for anyone to be able to grow a full beard

>>72988989
must be annoying for all the mohammed's out there with different spellings

>>72988935
me my dad and my brother need to shave every day or we get a decent bit of stubble

Normies in the bin
Normies in the bin
NKTMIES IN THE SBDICN

>>72988997
vice city is maximum comfy

NEED an alligator hunting minigame

will there ever be a gta where there isn't niggers committing crimes

>>72989021
brit is a normie general lad

>>72988491
what's the fucking difference

>>72989030
Fuck off

>>72988997
good lad

IV is unironically the best game I've ever played, driving around liberty city at night was great fun, played V for a couple of months and got bored, seems like it was aimed at 12 year olds / chavs desu

>>72987862
>>72987901
>>72988376
>why do english girls go so crazy with the makeup and 'tan'
Because they

SLAGS
L
A
G
S

>>72988935
irish and scottish and english heritage here

could grow a full beard at 16

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>Someone named ahmed on eBay bought my fertilizer

gta 6 will be in london and the protagonists will be an old white cockney, a black, a chav slag and a paki

>>72989037
youre not a lad neet cunt

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>>72989021
poo poo pee pee normies stay away from me

>was supposed to rain but it's blindingly sunny
REOOOOOOOOOOEOEOOEEOASA

reckon the British museum should give everyone their stuff back

>>72989074
sunny is better weather than rainy

used to love playing as the police officer on The Getaway and forcing pakis out of their taxis and handcuffing them in the middle of the road haha

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>>72989006
i'm 22 now and i can grow about as much as this gook pictured here, maybe a bit more

(note: i am not a chink before anyone starts)

>>72989032
irish themed instead of english themed?

*does a posh british accent*
mmm nyes nyes nyes, i quite say so my dear boy, old chap, old boy, nyes rather

>>72989077
reckon you're wrong

>>72989068
Back to Facebook, drone

Go look at black people tweet pictures and other normie shit, normie.

>>72989088
I think I've done my eyes in by being a shut-in NEET for the past 3 years
can't see properly in the sun without shades

what IS overwatch? is it just like super smash brothers with more detailed animation?

>>72989077
nah otherwise they'd be shit
the museums in london were class

>>72988138
Cinemer is fucking steep
Kodi is free

>>72989142
TF2 for the reddit generation

>>72989142
like a good version of LoL, CS:GO and basically any other FPs

>>72989155
pretty much this

>>72989077
reckon British museums should continue to use British taxpayers' tax money to keep those stuffs

will blame British if anything happens to those stuffs tho

>>72989142
no nothing like that
Its a first person shooter but every hero has abilities and an ultimate

>Tf2

hello redoot

>>72989142
it's a moba masquerading as an fps

cannot tolerate intolerance

I remember seeing the funniest shit ever while wanking a year ago that made me go soft and sometimes when I am wanking today I remember it and go soft again

>the Reddit generation

lmao

will reddit ever not be an insult lads?

had a wank over a lap dance in gta 4 once

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>>72989205

>>72988807
I have a group of 4 that I play d&d with once a fortnight. I never speak to them aside from that though so they're not really friends

>>72989119
>>72989152
dunno stuff like the Rosetta Stone or the Elgin Marbles just don't feel right so far from where they should be

ah yes let's return all of these priceless artifacts to the middle east where some wild jahootis will destroy them for dumb reasons

>>72989291
If they were where they "should" be they wouldn't exist anymore most likely

pissing down lads

NEED a taxidermy narwhal

>>72989231
That's why they put it in there.

kendrick's new song is pretty shit lads

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Stop being a bad kaffir

favourite number is 4

ah, overwatch

the game that has produced weird girls who draw incestuous homosexual drawings

>>72989231
GTA4 doesnt have chink lapdancers

>>72989339
>qt

>>72988976
Wats the profit margins

TOKYO

>>72989351
>implying any game hasnt

>>72989339
looks like poleaboo

I think I like the ritual of ordering pizza more than actually eating it

>>72989369
question time

*posts*

What's the difference between Beitish willy and American cocky?

>>72989369
question time

>>72989377
like 20p a ring but it adds up when you sell a fuckton a day fucking chink keep trying to undercut me

>>72989118
Have a guy work who speaks sorta like this

>>72989369
absolute mong

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AND HE SAYS
When I grow up
I want to be
One of the harvesters of the sea
I think before my days are done
I want to be a fisherman

>>72989381
HOT

>>72989369
retard

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>tfw no middle class english gf

>>72989339
I love how QT insists on over-representing minorities on its show. Hard to believe some people think the BBC doesn't have an agenda when representing the actual demographics of the UK

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-36804209

new total war might be cool if it is set in Lustria

>>72989410
Might do something similar

Gonna have to look at alibaba

>>72989457
go into rings and ill bomb your house lad takes like 2 years to get more than an order a day anyways

>>72989455
there is a total war:warhammer already

I see a lot of young attractive white girls with not so impressive black lads

I don't get it

>>72987879
nice.

>>72987911
>its not like yank or aus sports where in 20 years they might be good
they'll always be terrible

Why is it like that?
How does that work?

whatever you do, do not give it any sort of attention or even mention it

>>72989445
F

>>72989475
the media portrays black people as the coolest group ever

>>72989475
If you are gay then you might say
>I see a lot of not so impressive white girls with attractive black lads

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>>72989475
women don't know what they want nor what's best for them

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>>72989475
I've been waiting for this my whole. None of the white girls were into me back in high school (2004), Now I have my vengeance

>>72989501
>>72989505
>>72989510
>>72989515
oh for fucks sake

>>72989467
Nah why would i aaturate ur market like that.

Is it easy money though? Like minimal effort? Just trying to come up with sidecash ideas

Signed up for paid experiments for example

>>72989510
you gon get fedorad so hard runt

>>72989475
asian lads say the same thing about white lads

it's all relative

>>72989479
>Why is it like that?
because soccer is very big on muh tradition and talk themselves into it being a good thing that a source of entertainment is never changing
>How does that work?
because its a free market which allows the biggest clubs to just buy and keep all the good players and prospects

watching lingerie reviews on youtube lads

Love the sweet musk between my thighs after a night of drinking

will ignore this runt and will keep replying to tripfags

>>72989501
>>72989505
>>72989510
But these black men I see with them aren't even especially attractive among their own kind

If they wanted to date a black guy they could get a better one

>>72989515
I'm happy for you

>>72989522
I've cracked the (you) code

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>>72989475
you only notice it so often because it sticks out like a sore thumb

>>72989360
neither does gta5 to my memory

chastity was my favourite stripper in that one

monica's bp belongs to white men

Me and the gf padlocked our love by mersey

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>>72989570
na

>>72989570
can you blame her? seriously, i would be happy if my daughter brought him home

dont fucking reply to it

i know a girl named monica who used to be a stripper

marvel at the interconnectedness of all topics in this thread

>>72989570
tbf that guys a tank

>>72989597
good lad

Last day of wageslaving before the weekend


>>72989539
Asian lads are objectively inferior to whites though

>>72989570
I notice all couples, at least 3 were BMWF
Been seeing other mixed race couplings too
A few Paki's with white women and the odd white man with a black girl

>>72989567
Good lad

Wouldnt mind my daughter having a black significant other

If he was an intelligent and upstanding member of society

>>72989597
his name is Dont'a, his mother L'Tanya and his children will have a similarly retarded name so yeah I'd blame her for giving my grandkids retarded names

>>72989614
you must a right skinny manlet runt if you think thats a tank.

If there is something worse than you, you will relatively look better

Its called cognitive bias

>>72989629
fuck off ogre

>>72989585
Good lad

>>72989611
>knowing girls
Normie

>>72989622
i know people call each other cucks on this site a lot but if you're serious that's a pretty fucking cucked attitude

>>72989570
>her tit crease
Not a fan

yes, im going to trust the mentally ill stalker who thinks it's innocent on whether it's seeing reality accurately...

>>72989645
eh she's a distant family member, only met her a couple of times

watching running on empty food review

>>72989649
You've really lost track of what cuckold even means

Business Idea: filter abos in the morning

>>72988916

Aye whae hae ye ya bawbag ken ye shite hen

>>72989649
Put it this way
If it was between a given abusive dumb white twat

And a respectful smart black lad.

Id rather she went with the latter. Content of character > colour.

That said youd be hardpressed to actually find the latter

Dreamed about this girl at work who I've never spoken too

Imagined us hanging out but because we never interacted IRL, I couldn't imagine a conversation between us

There was a nice part though when she was lying on the sofa with her arms sticking out and I grunted indicating she should move

>>72989667
Wish I had family like that

what does cuck even mean

>>72989681
words evolve and take on new meanings as they're used, deal with it cuckboy

>>72989706
fuck off newcunt

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>tfw fell for the AMD meme

>>72989695
enjoy not being able to identify with your grandchildren in any way

>>72989711
> Aussie Rorkelet thinks his dribbling autism means a word has taken on a new meaning
Fascinating

Don't reply to me again.

>>72989706
Basically "white"

You know like how american normies use "white" as an insult

>>72989734
Literal autism

>>72989728
haha get fucked povvo. enjoy no drivers

>>72989740
hey its me

haha just kiddng im another block

>>72989740
yeah but the thing is that you're actually wrong though, so uhh... y'know, bugger off, hey?

>>72989734
As i said
Grandkids having stability and a good upbringing > them being white without those things

go join isis you mentally ill paki bastard

Might get a 4th credit card

>>72989759
>not recognizing sarcasm

fuck off poo in amd loo

> rorklet got upset and replied with yet more autism
Predictable like a prawn

do NOT

>>72989747
how is it autism? they will be black skinned and like every other black kid will grow up emulating american hood culture

Lmao Donald dump looks like he's getting impeached can't wait to shitpost on it

>>72989783
amd is ass

>>72989728
i had an amd but switched to nvidia
amd isn't that bad